1. Now, Minh, the game of Boggle
is really quite simple.
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2. The goal is to make words out of
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3. Bametomyam.
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4. It's gotta be a real word, honey.
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5. Yes. Bametomyam.
Thai spicy noodle soup.
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6. Tasty and delicious.
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7. I tell you, I hate to see Nancy cooped
up all Sunday, playing that Boggle.
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8. It's a beautiful day.
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9. She ought to be outside,
hanging my laundry.
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10. Sunday! Sunday!
And Saturday.
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11. It's the 9th Annual Dallas Mower Expo.
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12. Be there, as the biggest names in mowers
unveil the latest grass-cutting technology.
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13. Thrill to the spectacle of
the Snapper Precision-Mowing Team!
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14. See King Mulch take on
a Texas-sized pile of twigs!
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15. Over 10,000 oil
paintings must be sold!
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16. Don't miss the Dallas Mower Expo!
Be there!
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17. "Pad Thai" doesn't count, Minh.
I guess I win again.
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18. Boy, Aunt Peg, the words I don't know
could fill a dictionary.
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19. The Elks are having a Boggle tournament
to raise bail money for their treasurer.
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20. Maybe you should enter.
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21. Me? Oh, fish. I just play for fun.
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22. Minh, you owe me $13.
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23. Thank you for Boggle lesson, Peggy Hill.
Maybe next week I teach you mahjong.
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24. Bring your checkbook!
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25. Hank, I'm thinking of entering
a Boggle tournament over at the Elks.
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26. Boggle? Boy, the Elks will do
anything for a dollar.
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27. Are they still playing that game where
the cow's gotta drop dung in a square?
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28. Boggle is nothing like Cow Bingo,
Hank. Boggle is a game of wits.
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29. Now, Cow Bingo is a game of strategy.
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30. Hoo-yeah!
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31. All right, Peggy, I replaced
my watch battery, ate a Cinnabon...
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32. and bought a P-trap.
I can't kill any more time. Let's go.
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33. Shh, Hank. It is only Round 5.
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34. "Impatient."
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35. Okay, that's time. Pencils down.
Let's tote 'em up.
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36. I hope you don't mind, but I only used
words that appear in Patsy Cline lyrics.
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37. Oh, little sick boy. Would you like me
to find your name in the next Boggle?
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38. Okay.
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39. Hoo-yeah!
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40. Boy, that wife of
yours is pretty good.
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41. I guess that's why they call her
your better half.
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42. Who calls her that?
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43. They.
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44. And I hope that your leg
gets better real soon...
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45. Zachary Quinn Jr.
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46. How does she do it?
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47. Oh, my goodness!
Congratulations!
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48. You won, Mom!
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49. Looks like someone is gonna have to
clear some room on his trophy shelf.
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50. Hey, easy, Peggy.
That's my MVP trophy.
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51. Mom's trophy is bigger than yours.
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52. Oh, pooh. I don't care
about the trophy.
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53. The real honor is getting to represent
Arlen in the State Boggle Championship.
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54. You're going to State?
That is so exciting!
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55. Just like when Uncle Hank went
to State for high school football.
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56. Oh, yeah. It's exactly
like that, Luanne.
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57. Oh, well, it might not be football,
but there are over 200 competitors...
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58. and you're allowed to bring a coach.
You wanna be my coach?
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59. A Boggle coach? What would I do?
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60. You don't have to do anything.
You just have to be there.
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61. Unless you want me to go off
to Dallas by myself.
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62. Dallas? I don't want you
going to Dallas at all!
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63. That place is crawling
with crackheads and debutantes!
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64. Half of them play for the Cowboys.
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65. Come on, Hank. It's just for the
weekend. We'll be back on Sunday.
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66. Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
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67. Guess who's going to the mower show? If
you guess right, you can come with me.
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68. It's you. Right? Did I win?
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69. Am I going?
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70. Boy, how'd you manage
to swing that with Peggy?
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71. She don't like mowers
like we like mowers.
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72. Simple. I found
a Boggle tournament in Dallas...
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73. to keep her busy,
while we have some real fun.
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74. Check it out, man. Talk about
road trip. The Big D Motel, man.
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75. You're talking about "The biggest names
in mowers and clippers! Be there!"
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76. Man, it's gonna be fun.
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77. Let's go, Peggy! We gotta get to
Dallas before the gangs wake up!
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78. Hank! Shh! It's 4:00 a.m.
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79. Can I go back to bed, Aunt Peggy?
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80. I need to get eight hours of beauty
sleep and then write a paper on it.
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81. In a minute, honey.
Now, it is very important...
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82. that we know we can trust you two.
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83. Now, no parties while we're gone.
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84. Okay.
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85. Bye-bye.
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86. On behalf
of the Arlen Boggle Boosters...
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87. I'd like to present
you with this jacket.
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88. Good luck, Peggy! W-l-N!
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89. I promise to make Dairy King,
Mr. Lube, and Rivera Sump Pumps proud!
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90. This weekend, Peggy Hill is gonna
put Arlen, Texas, on the map!
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91. Okay, Peggy Hill.
Good luck and maybe goodbye.
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92. Maybe?
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93. Where I come from, either you come home
a winner or you not come home at all!
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94. Good luck, Peggy Hill. Goodbye.
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95. - What are you watching?
- Risky Business.
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96. Luanne, that movie's got bad words
and adult situations.
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97. Not anymore. I rented
it at Blockbuster.
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98. I also got a fire-safety video starring
Chuck Mangione! Want to watch?
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99. No, thanks. I'm kinda
in the middle of doing laundry.
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100. Okay. But remember...
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101. Chuck says,
"Always unplug your iron after use."
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102. Thanks for the tip.
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103. It's okay, honey. Valet parking is
included in the price of the room.
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104. I don't like the looks
of this one, Peggy.
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105. He's just itching
to take my truck for a joyride.
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106. Oh, Hank!
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107. It's lovely. Look at that.
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108. Look, everyone. It's Peggy Hill.
Boggle champ of Arlen, Texas.
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109. I'm Joan,
Boggle Hospitality Coordinator.
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110. Here's your tournament tote bag, a
schedule of events, and a Boggle lei.
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111. Joan, this is my husband, Hank.
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112. Wonderful! We have tons of activities
to occupy you while Peggy plays Boggle.
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113. You look like you could use a wallet.
Would you like to make a wallet?
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114. I don't think so. Harley Davidson
already made one for me.
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115. Now, Hank is not just my husband.
He is also my coach.
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116. Well, then you'll be
needing one of these.
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117. Come on, Peggy. There's a Parker
Brother I want you to meet.
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118. So take it from me, Chuck Mangione...
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119. unplugging the iron feels so good!
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120. Can you dig it?
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121. Bobby, wait! Use a coaster!
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122. Uh-oh.
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123. What have you done?
That coffee table is trashed!
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124. Your parents trusted us, Bobby,
and we let them down.
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125. They won't be home for 48 hours!
I'll think of something.
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126. Hey, I got it! You think of something.
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127. I'm checking in.
The name's Hank Hill.
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128. - Nope, I have a Peggy Hill.
- Yeah, that's it. Hank and Peggy Hill.
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129. I have a Peggy Hill.
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130. She's my wife!
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131. Oh, okay. "Mr. And Mrs. Peggy Hill."
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132. Now, you listen to me!
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133. The name is Hank Hill! Mr. Hank Hill!
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134. Peggy married me! I didn't marry her!
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135. What are you looking at?
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136. Oh, look, Peggy, it's Cissy Cobb...
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137. Boggle champion of Dallas
for seven non-consecutive years.
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138. Oh, excuse me, Cissy.
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139. I am fellow Boggle champ, Peggy Hill.
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140. My, my. What an interesting jacket.
Did you patch that together yourself?
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141. Actually, it was given to me
by the Arlen Boggle Boosters.
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142. They got local businesses
to sponsor my trip.
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143. Oh, how exciting.
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144. Why, you're at the very beginning
of a rags-to-riches story.
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145. Okay. The guy at Home Depot
said all we gotta do...
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146. is strip, sand, varnish,
buff, varnish...
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147. buff, varnish, wax, buff.
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148. Oh, God! Your parents are gonna
be home in 47 hours! Hurry!
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149. No!
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150. That was close.
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151. Why, hello there, Peggy Hill.
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152. Name's Burnett,
Cissy Cobb's husband-coach.
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153. Actually, my name...
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154. You don't have to explain.
I got an uncle named Leslie.
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155. And the Duke himself, John Wayne,
was really named Marion.
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156. You take that back!
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157. The stain's not coming out!
I'm gonna put it on high.
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158. Oh, Hank.
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159. I have dreamt of this moment
ever since I reached ages-8-and-up.
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160. Yeah. So I'll see you at dinner.
I gotta get to the mower show.
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161. You can't leave now.
You are my coach. I need you.
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162. You, of all people, should understand,
I am at State.
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163. This is my moment.
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164. You know, when I close my eyes,
I see myself in the winner's circle.
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165. And you are right there next to me.
My coach. My man.
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166. And we drive back to Arlen
with that big-ass Boggle trophy...
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167. mounted on the hood of your old truck
like some beautiful, gold-plated...
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168. bare-breasted, Rolls Royce angel!
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169. Well, when I close my eyes,
I see myself at the mower show...
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170. and you're there, too,
like some beauty queen of yore...
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171. wearing a fur coat and a gold hat.
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172. Oh, all right! I'll stay.
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173. Coaches, please
clear the gaming floor!
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174. Oh, I forgot. Coaches have to watch
from a closed-circuit TV room.
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175. Hold my purse?
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176. Well, hello, Patches.
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177. You must be here for
your Boggle lesson.
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178. Bogglers, take your marks!
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179. Oh, yeah.
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180. Vowel cubes are running cold.
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181. Coaches note.
It's a good day for "sometimes Y."
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182. Hey, Cobb, for $7.50, I can ride
the mower that cut the Grassy Knoll.
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183. "Patina, pendant,
panoply, and lobster."
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184. Cissy Cobb, 73 points!
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185. Peggy Hill, your words, please.
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186. "Dang."
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187. "Dang" is not a word!
That's just some backwoods patois.
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188. Winner, Cissy Cobb! 73-0.
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189. Dang.
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190. I am so stupid!
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191. Oh, you're not stupid.
Heck, you're smarter than me.
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192. Oh, big deal.
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193. Well, you're smarter
than anyone else in Arlen.
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194. Well, whoop-dee-doo!
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195. I am the smartest hillbilly
in Hillbilly Town!
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196. I'm trying, Peggy, I just...
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197. You know, Coach said something that
would fire us up when we were behind.
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198. Yeah? What?
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199. Loser! You're a loser!
Are you feeling sorry for yourself?
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200. Well, you should be, 'cause you are
dirt! You make me sick, you big baby!
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201. Baby want a bottle? A big dirt bottle?
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202. Why are you yelling at me?
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203. I'm trying to be your coach!
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204. It's inspiring.
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205. Well, thank you.
'Cause I feel worse than ever.
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206. Well, it worked for the team.
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207. No, it didn't.
You went to State and lost.
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208. Oh, jeez.
I think I need one of those $8 beers.
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209. You were right, Hank. I am a loser.
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210. I am 255 out of 256.
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211. Oh, come on now.
You're still doing better than...
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212. Boggle Playing Chicken.
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213. Coaches!
Please clear the gaming floor.
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214. Well, I guess that's my cue.
You want me to hold your purse?
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215. Fine. This shouldn't take
very long anyway.
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216. Wow, would you look at this place?
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217. I feel like the Pretty Woman.
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218. Hank?
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219. Oh! Hi, guys.
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220. - What are you doing with that purse?
- I'm holding it for Peggy.
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221. Uh-huh.
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222. Come on, man. We're missing
the mower show! Let's go!
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223. Well, maybe tomorrow.
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224. What's going on here, Hank?
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225. I got a pretty good dang old idea what's
going on. I tell you what, man. It's a...
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226. Two days ago, you were like a little
boy, all excited about the mower show.
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227. Now, you're this strange man
holding a purse.
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228. Which is it, Hank?
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229. Are you some kind of man?
Or are you a little boy?
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230. I am still a little boy, damn it!
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231. And I am still excited about going
to the mower show. Come on, let's go!
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232. Winner, Peggy Hill!
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233. Oh, I don't believe it!
You played a great game.
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234. And on display in
Booth 5, the blade from Slingblade.
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235. "Liberace's Mower,
no flash photography."
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236. You sure you can get that ring out?
I can't afford any more screwups.
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237. I just spent my last dollar
on deodorizing carpet sealant.
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238. What color is that? Is
that Eggshell White?
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239. It's gotta be Swiss Coffee!
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240. Oh, baby!
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241. Oh, man!
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242. Winner, Peggy Hill!
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243. Winner, Peggy Hill!
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244. Winner, Peggy Hill!
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245. I did it! Guess what, Hank?
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246. We are going to the finals!
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247. Look at old Boomhauer,
rolling and dodging and such.
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248. Dang! Somebody
pick up that dang old rock!
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249. I tell you, I haven't had this much fun
since our last football road trip.
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250. Remember? When we went to State?
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251. And even old Peg was there. Remember?
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252. Yeah, I remember.
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253. Cheering her heart out
when we were down 28-0.
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254. Man, this dang old piece of crap.
Dang old blocked up.
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255. Get the grass out. There it is.
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256. I ain't got no fingers!
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257. I'm sorry, Peggy.
We have to start the finals.
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258. Okay. As soon as I find my husband.
I mean, coach.
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259. He's probably just
refilling my rosin bag.
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260. Don't kid yourself. He's probably
too embarrassed to watch me beat you.
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261. Cissy Cobb?
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262. That's right, Patches!
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263. Looks like it's you
and me in the finals.
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264. Hank?
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265. Hello, and welcome to the Texas
State Boggle Championships.
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266. We're coming to you live on the Dallas
Grand Plaza Hospitality Channel...
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267. I'm Brent Steel and with me is
Boggle grand master, Alexi Golgarin.
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268. Thanks, Brent.
This should be a great final match.
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269. Two great Bogglers.
Only one will be winner.
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270. All right, it's gonna be best
of three. I want a clean game.
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271. No foreign words.
No foreign objects. Shake!
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272. Oh, Hank.
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273. Cissy Cobb is off
to an excellent start in Round 1.
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274. Peggy Hill hesitated.
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275. That's going to cost her
at least a four-letter word.
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276. There goes Peggy Hill's pencil!
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277. With no coach,
she's really at a disadvantage.
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278. Incredible!
What a scrapper! What a save!
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279. The players will now read their
word lists, starting with Peggy Hill.
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280. "Sad, abandoned, abandons...
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281. "bad, man..."
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282. We're in the final round
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283. and Peggy Hill is far behind.
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284. Peggy!
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285. Peggy Hill is down
to her last pencil.
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286. She has no more pencils in reserve.
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287. Everything rides on this pencil!
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288. This is awful.
I think it's all over for Peggy Hill.
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289. Hank! Where the hell have you been?
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290. It doesn't matter where I've been.
I figured out where I should be.
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291. Now, let's show them
how we play Boggle in Arlen!
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292. Whatever you say, Coach!
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293. Hoo-yeah!
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294. Peggy Hill was writing up a storm.
But will it be enough?
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295. "Caviar, chinchilla, harpsichord."
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296. What confidence.
She wrote "harpsichord."
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297. But not "harp" and not "chord."
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298. A very bold gambit.
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299. "Fish, fishes, slaw..."
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300. Peggy Hill is using
the opposite strategy.
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301. A long list of short words
to narrow the gap.
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302. "... churn, churns...
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303. "apron, aprons..."
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304. She needs 10 more points,
and she only has one word remaining.
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305. "Ain't"?
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306. "Ain't" is not a word! I win!
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307. It ain't "ain't," Cissy Cobb.
The word is "acquaintanceship"...
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308. as in, "It was not my pleasure
to make your acquaintanceship."
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309. I win!
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310. What an incredible upset!
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311. Peggy Hill is the new
Texas State Boggle champion!
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312. Now, a description of the hotel fire
safety procedures with Chuck Mangione.
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313. You did it, Peggy, just like you said!
You're in the winner's circle!
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314. And you are right beside me, Hank.
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315. Loser! You're a loser!
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316. Are you feeling sorry for yourself?
Well, you should be!
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317. You know, there's something Coach said
he would do if we ever won the big game.
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318. Oh, yeah? What's that?
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319. Let's go! Let's go! My parents
are gonna be home any minute!
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320. What the hell is going on here?
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321. This party is officially over!
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322. You kids get out of here
before I call your parents!
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323. I don't know how you two
could be so irresponsible.
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324. You are both grounded.
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325. What were you thinking?
You've got school tomorrow!
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