1. Hey, my dad's invitation
to the party got returned.Copy !req
2. "Grandpa Cotton Hill, heck USA"?Copy !req
3. Bobby, why did you write this?Copy !req
4. You know your grandpa lives in Houston.Copy !req
5. Mom says he's the devil.Copy !req
6. Peggy, how can you tell Bobby that?Copy !req
7. I said "Evil," Hank.Copy !req
8. How you get "Devil" from that
is beyond me.Copy !req
9. I don't want grandpa at my party.Copy !req
10. The kids will already hate me
'cause you got the wrong kind of bean dip.Copy !req
11. What's wrong with the bean dip?Copy !req
12. Wait a minute.
What's wrong with your grandpa?Copy !req
13. He's got big plastic teeth,
he screams all the time,Copy !req
14. his legs don't work…Copy !req
15. Bobby, never make fun
of your grandpa's legs.Copy !req
16. He lost his shins
defending Texas in World War II.Copy !req
17. Now, son, pick up that phoneCopy !req
18. and invite your grandad
to your birthday party.Copy !req
19. Okay.Copy !req
20. Hi, grandpa.Copy !req
21. Bobby, if you're going to fake dial,Copy !req
22. you got to hit more than three numbers.Copy !req
23. Whoo!Copy !req
24. This thing is a hoot!Copy !req
25. Whoa!Copy !req
26. Ahh… I got a splinter here.Copy !req
27. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?Copy !req
28. Huh? Huh?Copy !req
29. This party's boring.Copy !req
30. Everybody hates you.Copy !req
31. Why you so pissed off for, Peggy Hill?Copy !req
32. Oh, nothing. Just Hank's father.Copy !req
33. - He's driving in for the party.
- Oh, Lord. That crazy Cotton Hill?Copy !req
34. I heard after Hank's mother left Cotton.Copy !req
35. He married his 16-year-old nurse.Copy !req
36. Didi is 39, thank you very much.Copy !req
37. Although parts of her are much younger.Copy !req
38. Ooh, Peggy Hill.Copy !req
39. Dad, I'm dying out there.Copy !req
40. I blew up a balloon
with my nose… nothing.Copy !req
41. I did this thing.Copy !req
42. What are you talking about?Copy !req
43. What are you talking about?Copy !req
44. Nothing.Copy !req
45. Did you try burping the alphabet?Copy !req
46. That's my closer, dad.Copy !req
47. "What are you talking about?Copy !req
48. What are you talking about?"Copy !req
49. Tell you what, man.
Fat kid's always the funny one.Copy !req
50. John Candy, John Belushi.Copy !req
51. Knife and fork dug their graves.Copy !req
52. Who wants a burger?Copy !req
53. Well, I'll take that steak.Copy !req
54. The heck you say.Copy !req
55. Did you win World War II?Copy !req
56. This rib eye is for my daddy.Copy !req
57. Cotton's coming?Copy !req
58. Whoa, if I was you, Kahn,Copy !req
59. I'd amscray before he gets here.Copy !req
60. Yeah, if he finds out
you're from Japan, you know.Copy !req
61. How many times I tell you, stupid?Copy !req
62. I'm Laotian!Copy !req
63. U…Copy !req
64. V…Copy !req
65. Yah! Ya-hoo!Copy !req
66. Happy birthday, Bobby.Copy !req
67. Aw, Dad, you crazy son of a gun.Copy !req
68. You really outdid yourself this time.Copy !req
69. Well, you know me, I'm larger than life.Copy !req
70. Where are his legs?Copy !req
71. What are you looking at, moe?Copy !req
72. A Japanese machine gun
blew my shins off in WW II.Copy !req
73. So what?Copy !req
74. You like that horse, Bobby?Copy !req
75. I love it, grandpa.Copy !req
76. Well, you can love it for four more hours.Copy !req
77. It's a rental.Copy !req
78. All right, who wants the first ride?Copy !req
79. Me!Copy !req
80. Hey, Hank's wife.Copy !req
81. How long have you been here, Cotton?Copy !req
82. I didn't notice you sneak…Copy !req
83. Didi, come on out here
and gab with Hank's wife.Copy !req
84. Lookie here, Hank.Copy !req
85. What you think of your mama's new tatas?Copy !req
86. She is not my mother.Copy !req
87. Heck, we went to kindergarten together.Copy !req
88. Hey, Hank, do you still
like finger-painting?Copy !req
89. Everyone thinks your party's cool, Bobby.Copy !req
90. I'm having fun.Copy !req
91. Your wife divorced you.Copy !req
92. Mr. Kahn,Copy !req
93. I'll have a mai tai.Copy !req
94. What, what you think?Copy !req
95. I work for Hank?Copy !req
96. Uh, Dad, this here's my new neighbor.Copy !req
97. He's Japanese.Copy !req
98. No, he ain't.Copy !req
99. He's Laotian.Copy !req
100. Ain't you, Mr. Kahn?Copy !req
101. All right, time to open my gift.Copy !req
102. Whoa.Copy !req
103. A super squirter.Copy !req
104. Oh-ho! Super squirter.Copy !req
105. Ain't no water toy, Mr. Kahn.Copy !req
106. It's a genuine winchester
20-gauge shotgun.Copy !req
107. You got a real gun.Copy !req
108. Nope, and now Peggy Hill has a real gun.Copy !req
109. Bobby, you are too young
to own a firearm, honey.Copy !req
110. Did you see that, Hank?Copy !req
111. Tell your woman to give him back his gun.Copy !req
112. His woman?Copy !req
113. Oh, Cotton, I am my own woman.Copy !req
114. And don't you forget it.Copy !req
115. Oh, Peg, that's just cowboy talk, come on.Copy !req
116. Hey, let's go bust open that pinata.Copy !req
117. Kill it, boy! Bash it!Copy !req
118. That's right, honey.Copy !req
119. Hank, the boy can barely reach it.Copy !req
120. Now, lower the pinata
so he has a chance at it. Come on.Copy !req
121. Oh! Crack it!Copy !req
122. Nail it!Copy !req
123. Oo! Bash it!Copy !req
124. Bash it!Copy !req
125. Kill it, boy!Copy !req
126. It must be made
of kryptonite or something.Copy !req
127. Aw, for crying out loud!Copy !req
128. Good lord, Cotton.Copy !req
129. You gave him a loaded shotgun?Copy !req
130. Well, you don't give a toy
without batteries.Copy !req
131. Come and get your tootsie rolls!Copy !req
132. I am so sorry.Copy !req
133. Your grandpa ruined your birthday, son.Copy !req
134. He didn't ruin it. He made it fun.Copy !req
135. Bobby, come on over here, boy.Copy !req
136. Take off them pink gloves.Copy !req
137. That's women's work.Copy !req
138. Leave him alone.Copy !req
139. He's a good helper.Copy !req
140. Oh, whatever you say, hillary.Copy !req
141. Cotton, I'll do the dishes.Copy !req
142. I like to.Copy !req
143. Permission granted.Copy !req
144. Put an apron over your new bosom, too.Copy !req
145. Don't tell her, but I got them cheap.Copy !req
146. Both lefties.Copy !req
147. So Bobby, what you going
to do with your life?Copy !req
148. I'm going to be a prop comic.Copy !req
149. I'm working on this bit
where I stick a green bean up my nose.Copy !req
150. Well, now, that sounds promising.Copy !req
151. Hank, Bobby and me have decided.Copy !req
152. He's going to stick
vegetables up his nose.Copy !req
153. He's not going to take over
the family gas station.Copy !req
154. Dad, I don't work at a gas station.Copy !req
155. I sell propane and propane accessories.Copy !req
156. Don't sass me, boy!Copy !req
157. You ain't too big for me
to give you a licking!Copy !req
158. Aw, Dad, you old skunk.Copy !req
159. Come on, grease monkey! Let's tangle!Copy !req
160. All right, Cotton.
Now, you are breaking my good dishes.Copy !req
161. It's time for you to leave.Copy !req
162. Aw!Copy !req
163. Come on,
I will fix you a to-go plate.Copy !req
164. Don't worry about the horse.Copy !req
165. If it comes back,
we'll call the rental place.Copy !req
166. Darn. Won't start.Copy !req
167. I guess I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
168. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
169. Just pop the hood.
Hank can fix it in a minute.Copy !req
170. Hm. Don't bother, Uncle Hank.Copy !req
171. I can't hear the solenoid plunger.Copy !req
172. You're going to need a new one.Copy !req
173. Thanks a lot, girlie.Copy !req
174. But the truth is, you're a girl.Copy !req
175. Hank, we'll have to waitCopy !req
176. till your gas station opens up
in the morning.Copy !req
177. I guess I'm staying over.Copy !req
178. I wish you could,
but we are all out of beds.Copy !req
179. I don't need a bed.Copy !req
180. I can sleep in a drawer
after what they did to me overseas.Copy !req
181. I can sleep on the couch, mom.Copy !req
182. That'll be just fine. I…Copy !req
183. Excuse me for just a second.Copy !req
184. I do not want that ill-mannered,
foul-mouthed old manCopy !req
185. to spend another moment in my house.Copy !req
186. Aw, you just don't understand him, Peg.Copy !req
187. See, he's a big flamboyant character.Copy !req
188. Like a peacock.Copy !req
189. That's why men love him.Copy !req
190. But women don't like his styleCopy !req
191. because you all are like the pea-henCopy !req
192. more subdued and drab.Copy !req
193. You just cannot see your father
for who he is.Copy !req
194. Well, Bobby and I both want him to stay.Copy !req
195. So that means you're outvoted.Copy !req
196. Oh, yeah? Well, Luanne hates him, too.Copy !req
197. That means we're even.Copy !req
198. Well, Jesus loves him, so I win.Copy !req
199. Well, what does that have to do with…Copy !req
200. Hey, Dad, we'd love it if you stayed.Copy !req
201. Well, all righty.Copy !req
202. Didi, we're bunking here tonight.Copy !req
203. Mr. Kahn… My bags!Copy !req
204. What do you say I drive you
to school today, Bobby?Copy !req
205. Hank, you fix my car yet?Copy !req
206. I just woke up.Copy !req
207. Just wo…Copy !req
208. It's 7:00 a.m.!Copy !req
209. If you were in the army,
you could have dug ten graves by now.Copy !req
210. I hope you're all hungry.Copy !req
211. Good-looking breakfast, Peg.Copy !req
212. Yeah, I see bacon, I see ham.Copy !req
213. I see steak…Copy !req
214. Sausage!Copy !req
215. Where's my sausage?Copy !req
216. There's no sausage!Copy !req
217. Well, Cotton, you are welcome
to march yourself down to the safeway.Copy !req
218. But I have to get ready for work.Copy !req
219. See, Bobby?Copy !req
220. Woman works, man loses his sausage.Copy !req
221. You know, Cotton,
I'd love to debate this with you.Copy !req
222. But I am just
a little too busy living hereCopy !req
223. in the latter half of the 20th century.Copy !req
224. Hey, Dad, if you want
to drive Bobby to school,Copy !req
225. use my truck.Copy !req
226. I'll go rig up your pedal extenders.Copy !req
227. You're all skin and bones, girlie.Copy !req
228. Put some corn pone on them hips.Copy !req
229. Mm. I don't want any, Grandpa Hill.Copy !req
230. Don't want to get fat.Copy !req
231. That's not for you to worry about.Copy !req
232. You will never know if you are attractive.Copy !req
233. It's up to a man to tell you that.Copy !req
234. You keep eating,Copy !req
235. and I'll tell you when to stop.Copy !req
236. Touch me again, and you'll be
wearing that corn pone, old man.Copy !req
237. Hooey! Feisty.Copy !req
238. You sure it's okay for me
to be out of school today, Grandpa?Copy !req
239. Oh, yeah, it's a holiday, isn't it?Copy !req
240. It's Angie Dickinson's birthday.Copy !req
241. Now, why don't you order us some food?Copy !req
242. Really?Copy !req
243. Dad never lets me order.Copy !req
244. Yeah, well, you ain't
with your daddy today.Copy !req
245. Go to it.Copy !req
246. Excuse me, ma'am?Copy !req
247. Uh… Ma'am?Copy !req
248. Oh, good sweet!Copy !req
249. You'll never get no service that way.Copy !req
250. You got to get her in the money-maker.Copy !req
251. Hey, missy, how about some sandwiches?Copy !req
252. Well, that's the dangest thing.Copy !req
253. I never heard of a solenoid
just disappearing before.Copy !req
254. I don't know.Copy !req
255. Sometimes things just disappear
for no logical reason.Copy !req
256. One day my cousin woke up,Copy !req
257. his kidney was gone.Copy !req
258. At the same time, 500 miles away.Copy !req
259. A woman in phoenix contracted diabetes.Copy !req
260. I fixed it, Uncle Hank.Copy !req
261. Oh, she purrs just like a dang ol' kitten.Copy !req
262. Yep, my dad sure knows
how to take care of his cars.Copy !req
263. When I was a baby,
he had my mama make me a chamois jumpsuit.Copy !req
264. And I used to crawl around on the hood.Copy !req
265. And buff it till it shined like Christmas.Copy !req
266. Your dad, I swear.Copy !req
267. How about when he took us downCopy !req
268. to the Hotel Arlen?Copy !req
269. - Oh, yeah.
- Remember that, Hank?Copy !req
270. Hank, you won the big game.Copy !req
271. So I'm buying you
and your friends hookers.Copy !req
272. Now go on, boy.
Pick yourself out a live one.Copy !req
273. Hey there, Mr. Quarterback.Copy !req
274. Heh!Copy !req
275. Not every dad would do something
like that to his son.Copy !req
276. I mean, for his son.Copy !req
277. Well, how's it coming
with the car, grease monkey?Copy !req
278. That's real funny, Peg.Copy !req
279. Look what I found.Copy !req
280. Wait, that, that's a solenoid.
Where did you find that?Copy !req
281. In Cotton's room
wrapped in his little bitty pantsCopy !req
282. under a big pile of lies.Copy !req
283. Darn it, I killed a whole day
fixing that car.Copy !req
284. I don't understand.Copy !req
285. Oh, Hank, what is to understand?Copy !req
286. Your father disfigured his own automobileCopy !req
287. just so he could stay here
and drive me crazy.Copy !req
288. Aw, Peggy, the poor guy
just want to spend time with us.Copy !req
289. And you've made it so hard for him,
he's afraid to ask.Copy !req
290. You're right. It's my fault.Copy !req
291. Why, oh, why, didn't I serve
that poor man his sausage?Copy !req
292. What's the point in arguing?Copy !req
293. The car is fixed now.
He'll be out of here tonight.Copy !req
294. Aunt Peg,Copy !req
295. I found this timing belt in the laundry.Copy !req
296. You want me to wash it with the darks?Copy !req
297. Good morning, angels.Copy !req
298. Do I have an assignment for you?Copy !req
299. Good morning, Charlie.Copy !req
300. Aw, darn!Copy !req
301. It's a shelly hack.Copy !req
302. That's like getting a shemp.Copy !req
303. What in the heck is going on here?Copy !req
304. Where are your pants?Copy !req
305. We were hot. Took them off.Copy !req
306. A man doesn't have to wear pants
around the house if he doesn't want to.Copy !req
307. Yeah, what you got them
blue jeans on for, Hank?Copy !req
308. Let's go. Take them off.Copy !req
309. I don't want to take them off.Copy !req
310. Bobby, take your daddy's pants off.Copy !req
311. Okey-dokey, Cotton.Copy !req
312. Hank fixed your car.Copy !req
313. I guess you'll be wanting to head
back right about now.Copy !req
314. Peggy…Copy !req
315. Well, um…Copy !req
316. Maybe we should think about
getting back, huh, honey?Copy !req
317. What did you say?Copy !req
318. What did you say?Copy !req
319. Okay, uh, now,
what did you say, babycakes?Copy !req
320. We can leave.Copy !req
321. Hank fixed the car.Copy !req
322. Actually, Luanne fixed it.Copy !req
323. Oh, that's a good one, Hank's wife.Copy !req
324. A woman fixing a car.Copy !req
325. That's like a pig trying to read.Copy !req
326. A pig?Copy !req
327. Yeah.Copy !req
328. Well, I guess you can go home now, Dad.Copy !req
329. Nah, I don't think so.Copy !req
330. We're going to stick around
a few more days.Copy !req
331. Supper time, colonel.Copy !req
332. You forgot my beer.Copy !req
333. Go on, get me my beer, woman.Copy !req
334. Mom, I'll take my dinner in here, too.Copy !req
335. Bobby, you will not.Copy !req
336. We eat our dinner in the kitchen.Copy !req
337. Boy wants his dinner in here.Copy !req
338. Well, we eat in the kitchen.Copy !req
339. - Here.
- Kitchen.Copy !req
340. - Here.
- Kitchen.Copy !req
341. - Here!
- Hank, for God's sake,Copy !req
342. I need a little support here.Copy !req
343. Well, Peggy, uhCopy !req
344. it might be nice for a change
to have dinner in front of, uh… the TV.Copy !req
345. Well, go on, woman, get me my dinner.Copy !req
346. I don't know where you got the idea,Copy !req
347. you could slap your mother's behind.Copy !req
348. I'll tell you where he got
the idea, your father.Copy !req
349. And it's all your fault
for not nipping it in the bud.Copy !req
350. What do you want me to do?
I can't change my father.Copy !req
351. Well, he certainly won't listen
to me now, will he?Copy !req
352. You're both men.Copy !req
353. You're both peacocks, remember?Copy !req
354. What are you, turning
into some kind of feminist?Copy !req
355. I am not a feminist, Hank.Copy !req
356. I am Peggy Hill,Copy !req
357. a citizen of the republic of Texas.Copy !req
358. I work hard, I sweat hard,
and I love hard.Copy !req
359. And I got to smell good and look pretty
while I'm doing it.Copy !req
360. So I comb my hair.Copy !req
361. I reapply lipstick 30 times a day.Copy !req
362. I do your dishes, I wash your clothes,
and I clean the house.Copy !req
363. Not because I have to, Hank.Copy !req
364. But because of a mutual unspoken agreementCopy !req
365. that I have never brought upCopy !req
366. because I am too much of a lady.Copy !req
367. 30 times a day?Copy !req
368. Yeah, I kind of like it here.Copy !req
369. What kind of work can
a guy get in this town?Copy !req
370. Uh, are you allergic to asbestos?Copy !req
371. Heck, no.Copy !req
372. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
373. Hey, if it ain't the old grease monkey.Copy !req
374. All right, Dad, I need to talk to youCopy !req
375. about some of the things
you've been telling Bobby.Copy !req
376. I've been telling Bobby a lot of things.Copy !req
377. For example, I told him
how I lost my shinsCopy !req
378. defending our country.Copy !req
379. You want to hear that story, fatty?Copy !req
380. Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
381. Bill, I'm trying to talk to my…Copy !req
382. I was 14, just a little older than Bobby.Copy !req
383. But I knew uncle sam needed meCopy !req
384. so I lied and signed up.Copy !req
385. And we had beatthe nazis in Italy.Copy !req
386. And they shipped us
to the pacific theater.Copy !req
387. A tojo torpedoCopy !req
388. sent our troop ship to the bottom.Copy !req
389. I could only savethree of my buddiesCopy !req
390. fatty, stinky, and Brooklyn.Copy !req
391. They were kind of like you fellas
only one was from Brooklyn.Copy !req
392. Out of the suncame a tojo zeroCopy !req
393. and put 50 bullets in my back.Copy !req
394. The blood attracted sharks.Copy !req
395. I had to give them fatty.Copy !req
396. Oh! Then things took a turn for the worse.Copy !req
397. I made it to an island,Copy !req
398. but it was full of tojos.Copy !req
399. They were spitting on the U.S. Flag.Copy !req
400. So I rushed them.Copy !req
401. But it was a trap.Copy !req
402. They opened fireCopy !req
403. and blew my shins off.Copy !req
404. Last thing I rememberedCopy !req
405. I beat them all to death
with a big piece of fatty.Copy !req
406. I woke up in a field hospital,Copy !req
407. and they were sewing my feet to my knees.Copy !req
408. Now, what was itCopy !req
409. you wanted to talk to me about, Hank?Copy !req
410. Oh… Uh, well…Copy !req
411. Nothing, I guess.Copy !req
412. Oh…Copy !req
413. You've had enough cake, Connie.Copy !req
414. What are you doing?Copy !req
415. A man's got to tell a woman
when to stop eating.Copy !req
416. You're looking kind of chunky.Copy !req
417. Hoo! She's moody.Copy !req
418. Must be P.B.S.Copy !req
419. Let's go.
I got to see a man about a horse.Copy !req
420. Bobby, don't forget to bus your tray.Copy !req
421. Ah, that's woman's work.Copy !req
422. Ain't that right, fellas?Copy !req
423. Women's work.Copy !req
424. Women's work!Copy !req
425. Women's work!Copy !req
426. Women's work!Copy !req
427. Women's work!Copy !req
428. Women's work!Copy !req
429. Women's work!Copy !req
430. Women's work!Copy !req
431. Well, she's got a point.Copy !req
432. But he's a war hero.Copy !req
433. She's my wife.Copy !req
434. But he's got no shins.Copy !req
435. Uh, I'm just trying
to get a little propane here.Copy !req
436. Strickland propane.Copy !req
437. Bobby was sent home from school
for starting a sexist riot today.Copy !req
438. What? I'm coming home right now.Copy !req
439. Well, you're just a little too lateCopy !req
440. because the devil took Bobby off
to the Hotel Arlen.Copy !req
441. Hotel Arlen?Copy !req
442. I tell you, we have to do it.Copy !req
443. Oh. You know, if I don't…Copy !req
444. Bobby, I'm proud of you
for what you did at school today.Copy !req
445. So I'm buying you a hooker.Copy !req
446. Go ahead. Pick yourself out a live one.Copy !req
447. A live one what?Copy !req
448. Hey, cutie, you got papers?Copy !req
449. Bobby, get over here now.Copy !req
450. But grandpa said I…Copy !req
451. Bobby, you heard your mother.Copy !req
452. Get over there.Copy !req
453. What are you saying, Hank?Copy !req
454. Are you siding with your woman?Copy !req
455. Look at me, son.Copy !req
456. Look at my shins.Copy !req
457. Look, Dad, I'm sorry
about fatty and your shins,Copy !req
458. but I'm not a kid anymore.Copy !req
459. Bobby is my boy,
and I won't let him grow upCopy !req
460. to be a woman-hating old fool.Copy !req
461. No wonder Mom left you.Copy !req
462. She was a strong lady,Copy !req
463. classy and smart like Peg.Copy !req
464. Maybe you couldn't handle that, but I can.Copy !req
465. My marriage is a partnership of equals.Copy !req
466. Peggy might do all the housework,Copy !req
467. but there are a lot of other things
that I'm supposed to do.Copy !req
468. But I'm not going to say what they are
because I'm a gentleman.Copy !req
469. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
470. She's making you say this.Copy !req
471. You're just her puppet.Copy !req
472. No, Dad, I'm saying all this
because I mean it.Copy !req
473. Now, Didi's out in the car.Copy !req
474. I had her pack up.
It's time for you to head home.Copy !req
475. Well… I never thought I'd see the dayCopy !req
476. when my own son would stop loving me.Copy !req
477. It's about time!Copy !req
478. Love's for sissies!Copy !req
479. Ain't that right,
you house full of hookers?Copy !req
480. Listen to that man.Copy !req
481. All right, hookers, listen up.Copy !req
482. I'll be back next year
so don't be jacking up your prices.Copy !req
483. - Oh.
- I'll be staying over to Hank Hill's home.Copy !req
484. Bobby, you got to try and forgetCopy !req
485. all that gobbledygook
your grandpa told you.Copy !req
486. You listen to your mother.Copy !req
487. She knows best.Copy !req
488. But she's a woman.
How can she know better than grandpa?Copy !req
489. Well, because she's a lot
smarter than him, for one.Copy !req
490. Your mother's probably got
a better head on her shouldersCopy !req
491. than anybody in Arlen.Copy !req
492. Better than Bill or Dale or Boomhauer?Copy !req
493. Geez, Bobby, why not compare her
to a baboon in the zoo?Copy !req
494. But I thought they were your best friends.Copy !req
495. Peggy's my best friend, son.Copy !req
496. Mom?Copy !req
497. That's right.Copy !req
498. And when you're older,
I hope you're lucky enoughCopy !req
499. to find a girl to be
best friends with, too.Copy !req
500. You think that'll really happen to me?Copy !req
501. Well, it won't if you keep
slapping them in the buttCopy !req
502. and ordering them around.Copy !req
503. You'll do okay.Copy !req
504. You just have to remember one thing,Copy !req
505. women were not put on this earth
to serve you and me.Copy !req
506. Now, what do you say we get an ice cream?Copy !req