1. Hey, look at that.Copy !req
2. Well, I guess we're finally
getting some new neighbors.Copy !req
3. I tell you if that boy handles a footballCopy !req
4. half as good as he handles
a cardboard box,Copy !req
5. Arlen's high got herself a new tight end.Copy !req
6. You think the dad's a good bowler?Copy !req
7. He looks like a good bowler.Copy !req
8. Maybe he needs a...
you know, fella to bowl with.Copy !req
9. Notice how he lifts with his legs.Copy !req
10. I think they're going to fit in just fine.Copy !req
11. - Howdy, fellas.Copy !req
12. What brings you to Arlen?Copy !req
13. Well, uh...Copy !req
14. - This family hired us to move their stuff.Copy !req
15. Well, I'll be darned.Copy !req
16. They look Japanese.Copy !req
17. Nope. I think they're Chinese.Copy !req
18. How can you tell?Copy !req
19. Japanese guys usually have glassesCopy !req
20. and a suit and a tie and stuff like that.Copy !req
21. Uh-huh.Copy !req
22. Well, a neighbor's a neighbor.Copy !req
23. Let's go over and say hi.Copy !req
24. You reckon they even speak English?Copy !req
25. Yeah, man, them Chinese, manCopy !req
26. you can't understand dang
ol' word they say, man.Copy !req
27. Try to listen... All upside-down whatnot.Copy !req
28. Hi there.Copy !req
29. I'm Hank Hill.Copy !req
30. I live next door,
which means I'm your neighborCopy !req
31. and you're my friend.Copy !req
32. I think you'll find
we have a great little community here.Copy !req
33. What do you think of it so far?Copy !req
34. I am Kahn Souphanousinphone.Copy !req
35. Hmm...Copy !req
36. So that's pronounced "Kahn," right?Copy !req
37. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
38. What the heck are you trying to do?Copy !req
39. So, are you Chinese or Japanese?Copy !req
40. I live in California last 20 years
but first come from Laos.Copy !req
41. Huh?Copy !req
42. Laos.Copy !req
43. We Laotian.Copy !req
44. The ocean?Copy !req
45. What ocean?Copy !req
46. We are Laotian!Copy !req
47. From Laos, stupid!Copy !req
48. It's a landlocked country
in Southeast Asia.Copy !req
49. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, okay?Copy !req
50. 4.7 million.Copy !req
51. So, are you Chinese or Japanese?Copy !req
52. D-aw...Copy !req
53. This is so very exciting.Copy !req
54. It's like we get to travel to the orientCopy !req
55. without having to worry about diarrheaCopy !req
56. or being jailed for our
pro-democracy beliefs.Copy !req
57. You know, at the Beauty AcademyCopy !req
58. they teach us that people
aren't black or whiteCopy !req
59. or yellow or red, but their hair can be.Copy !req
60. I'm going to invite
our new neighbors to dinner.Copy !req
61. We can't expect them to break the ice.Copy !req
62. These people are by nature
shy and reserved.Copy !req
63. I read somewhere that the Chinese languageCopy !req
64. has 70 words for "Rice,"
but no word for "Friend."Copy !req
65. "Howdy, you all..."Copy !req
66. Howdy, howdy, howdy.Copy !req
67. Can you believe this crap?Copy !req
68. You want to live in this country,
learn to speak English!Copy !req
69. I'm not going.Copy !req
70. But you promised.Copy !req
71. - Why go? I could stay homeCopy !req
72. order a bucket of chicken and
watch hee haw.Copy !req
73. Same thing.Copy !req
74. Kahn, please.Copy !req
75. For once, try not to piss off neighbor.Copy !req
76. We kicked out of Laos.Copy !req
77. We kicked out of Anaheim.Copy !req
78. I'm tired of running.Copy !req
79. - Hello, Kahn.Copy !req
80. Hank.Copy !req
81. Oh, darn it... Darn...
You have darn fine house.Copy !req
82. Lead-free since 1988.Copy !req
83. This is my wife, Minh,
and daughter Kahn Jr.Copy !req
84. - And this is Peggy Hill.Copy !req
85. On behalf of Arlen, Texas,Copy !req
86. I would like to welcome you
to our country.Copy !req
87. Now, please make yourselves at homeCopy !req
88. and take off your shoes.Copy !req
89. Why?Copy !req
90. You just shampoo carpet?Copy !req
91. Come on, Bobby, Have some seconds.Copy !req
92. The girl's lapping you.Copy !req
93. I've never had beef chop suey before.Copy !req
94. Really?Copy !req
95. Oh, you poor dear.Copy !req
96. You know, I read somewhere
that in certain parts of ChinaCopy !req
97. meat is as scarce as toilet paper.Copy !req
98. Oh, where you read that?Copy !req
99. Who can remember?Copy !req
100. As a substitute teacher,Copy !req
101. I have to review all sorts
of learning materials.Copy !req
102. Maybe it was on a placemat.Copy !req
103. So you're a teacher.Copy !req
104. Ah, maybe you can tell me why
Arlen test scores are so low.Copy !req
105. I know why.Copy !req
106. It's because Kahn Jr. not thereCopy !req
107. to bring up average.Copy !req
108. You know, my boy here might not beCopy !req
109. the best test-takerCopy !req
110. - but he's got near-perfect attendance.Copy !req
111. - Tell them, Bobby.Copy !req
112. - I hope you all saved some room...Copy !req
113. for my famous apple brown betty.Copy !req
114. The recipe is a closely guarded
family secret.Copy !req
115. Passed on from my mother's mother
to my mother, to me, and somedayCopy !req
116. I will give it to my Bobby.Copy !req
117. - Well, at least the brown betty was good.Copy !req
118. You must give me recipe.Copy !req
119. Oh, Minh, you know I can't do that.Copy !req
120. But what I can do is offer you some leftovers.Copy !req
121. Here. Now, just reheat this
for ten minutes...Copy !req
122. I have already said way too much.Copy !req
123. Well, y'all come back now, you hear?Copy !req
124. That's Texan for Sayonara.Copy !req
125. Oh, my!Copy !req
126. Peggy Hill, what big feet you have!Copy !req
127. Like boat!Copy !req
128. Well, that's just the way God made me.Copy !req
129. Hey, look at me.Copy !req
130. I'm like little girl in mama's shoes.Copy !req
131. Okay, bye-bye now, bye-bye.Copy !req
132. Now, honey,
she didn't mean anything by it.Copy !req
133. You do not come into a woman's home
and insult her feet.Copy !req
134. You just don't.Copy !req
135. Aw, come on, Peg.Copy !req
136. Remember when you first moved here
from Montana?Copy !req
137. You called pop "Sodee-pop"Copy !req
138. and you thought 93 in the shade was hot.Copy !req
139. Our new neighbors are just like you.Copy !req
140. All they need is a little bit of time.Copy !req
141. And Hank Hill to watch out for them.Copy !req
142. Well, do you think my feet are too big?Copy !req
143. Naw.Copy !req
144. There's just more of you to love.Copy !req
145. Ow.Copy !req
146. Uh... Sorry.Copy !req
147. Be careful, Bobby.Copy !req
148. That's one of them Chinese fighting dogs.Copy !req
149. No, it's a West Highland terrier.Copy !req
150. Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
151. So what's his name?Copy !req
152. Doggie.Copy !req
153. Yes, Kahn Jr., he's a doggie.Copy !req
154. Can you tell me his name?Copy !req
155. He's called Doggie.Copy !req
156. And that's called a doggie, too.Copy !req
157. But her name is Lady Bird.Copy !req
158. She's a purebred Georgia bloodhound.Copy !req
159. Her mama tracked down James Earl Ray.Copy !req
160. Whoo!Copy !req
161. Aren't kids great?Copy !req
162. They're too young to know about fear
or prejudice.Copy !req
163. They won't have to learn that
till high school.Copy !req
164. Yep, there's a real lesson here
for all of us.Copy !req
165. Move, please.Copy !req
166. You're standing on my hose.Copy !req
167. Dad, look!Copy !req
168. Ladybird and Doggie like each other.Copy !req
169. Of course, they do, son.Copy !req
170. They're neighbors.Copy !req
171. You know, Kahn, I just found a breeding
partner for my Lady Bird.Copy !req
172. If you're interested
in having a real American dog,Copy !req
173. - I can give...Copy !req
174. What the hell...!Copy !req
175. - Get him off! Get him off of her!Copy !req
176. - Your Lady Bird, she real slut.Copy !req
177. Lady Bird is not a slut.Copy !req
178. She is in heat.Copy !req
179. Her hormones have overwhelmed
her natural modesty.Copy !req
180. For Pete's sake,
would you tie up your dog?Copy !req
181. You tie your dog.Copy !req
182. She seduce my Doggie.Copy !req
183. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
184. Lady Bird can only love another
purebred Georgia bloodhound.Copy !req
185. You know what I think, Hank Hill?Copy !req
186. I think you're a narrow-minded redneck!Copy !req
187. Oh, I get it, just because I'm from TexasCopy !req
188. I got to be a redneck.Copy !req
189. - Chinese and their stupid stereotypes.Copy !req
190. Get off my property!Copy !req
191. Sorry, Lady Bird.Copy !req
192. I know you didn't mean to, uh...
have relations with that dogCopy !req
193. but I got to tie you up anyway.Copy !req
194. If only to protect
your virtue and good name.Copy !req
195. Mm-hm. Oh, man.Copy !req
196. Well, hey, look at that.Copy !req
197. Maybe Kahn will let you borrow his
sexy little import.Copy !req
198. I'd cut my entire quarter acre
with the lady bicCopy !req
199. before I'd borrow that man's mower.Copy !req
200. I just don't like him.Copy !req
201. Why? 'Cause he's Chinese?Copy !req
202. No.Copy !req
203. So, he's Korean?Copy !req
204. - What the hell's the difference?Copy !req
205. I don't like the man.Copy !req
206. That has nothing to do
with where he's from.Copy !req
207. I'm no redneck.Copy !req
208. He could be from Mars for all I care.Copy !req
209. Believe me, Hank, if Kahn were from Mars,Copy !req
210. you'd care.Copy !req
211. Especially after he's stolenCopy !req
212. every last drop of Earth's drinkable waterCopy !req
213. to transport back to his home planet.Copy !req
214. Mars.Copy !req
215. Come on. Stop dawdling, Luanne.
We have got to pick up that pizzaCopy !req
216. before the cheese gets cold
and the pineapple gets hot.Copy !req
217. - What's the rush?Copy !req
218. If we're not there
in 30 minutes, it's free.Copy !req
219. Peggy Hill! Peggy Hill!Copy !req
220. Wait Aunt Peggy, it's Minh.Copy !req
221. - Mm-hmm.
- Stop!Copy !req
222. Oh, why, Minh,Copy !req
223. I almost did not see you there.Copy !req
224. Peggy Hill...Copy !req
225. I feel deeply, deeply sorry about dinner.Copy !req
226. We get off to bad start.Copy !req
227. I say things I should only have thought.Copy !req
228. Oh, Minh, thank you.Copy !req
229. It must have taken a lot of courage
to apologize like that.Copy !req
230. And I know, I was once
the new girl in town myself.Copy !req
231. Me, Kahn, Kahn Jr.
have a barbecue tomorrow.Copy !req
232. It mean so much if you come.Copy !req
233. Well, thank you, Minh.Copy !req
234. We would be honored to come.Copy !req
235. And if you need any help with the barbecueCopy !req
236. or if you just want to
know what a barbecue isCopy !req
237. you give me a call.Copy !req
238. Uh-uh, Peggy.Copy !req
239. I can't go. I won't.Copy !req
240. Not after what he said about Lady Bird.Copy !req
241. Oh, Hank, come on.Copy !req
242. Now, Minh and I just made up.Copy !req
243. We have to go.Copy !req
244. And if you stay home,Copy !req
245. people will think you don't like KahnCopy !req
246. just because he's oriental.Copy !req
247. That is ridiculous.Copy !req
248. I hate the man
because he's rude and nasty,Copy !req
249. not because of what his people
did to us in WWII.Copy !req
250. Well, Hank, I know that,
but everyone else...Copy !req
251. They'll say, "Hank Hill is a racist."Copy !req
252. What the heck kind of country is this?Copy !req
253. Where I can only hate a man if he's white?Copy !req
254. Hank Hill, you will go to that partyCopy !req
255. you will pretend to like KahnCopy !req
256. and you will drink until you actually do.Copy !req
257. Go on.Copy !req
258. - Uh...Copy !req
259. Uh, howdy, Kahn.Copy !req
260. Howdy, howdy, howdy.Copy !req
261. Here you go.Copy !req
262. I thought you might enjoyCopy !req
263. 7.5 gallons of pure premium propane.Copy !req
264. Are you kidding?Copy !req
265. No, I cook with mesquite.Copy !req
266. Give meat nice taste of wood.Copy !req
267. - And I cook with propane.Copy !req
268. Gives meat nice taste of meat.Copy !req
269. Hank Hill...Copy !req
270. Hey, whatever.Copy !req
271. Some cultures like mesquite,
some prefer propane.Copy !req
272. Doesn't mean we can't all get along.Copy !req
273. Just because I happen to sell propaneCopy !req
274. and propane accessories...Copy !req
275. All right, go stick tank on a table.Copy !req
276. Keep napkins from blowing away.Copy !req
277. Kahn Souphanousinphone...Copy !req
278. - Ah, okay.Copy !req
279. You honor me by giving me gas.Copy !req
280. - Doggie's just like me.Copy !req
281. He's new in town and he's only
got one friend.Copy !req
282. Yeah.Copy !req
283. But at least you're not tied up.Copy !req
284. If I were, I'd just dislocate my shouldersCopy !req
285. and slip out of the knotCopy !req
286. I'd chew through the leash.Copy !req
287. I bet it tastes just like a bible cover.Copy !req
288. Hey, let's untie him.Copy !req
289. They belong together.Copy !req
290. And it's fun to watch them play piggyback.Copy !req
291. There you go, boy.Copy !req
292. Go play with Lady Bird.Copy !req
293. Be with your true love.Copy !req
294. Wait!Copy !req
295. Come back!Copy !req
296. You're in love!Copy !req
297. Doggie! Doggie, no, no!Copy !req
298. Come back!Copy !req
299. Oh, look, it's Peggy Hill,
my new best friend!Copy !req
300. She's so pretty
in her little yellow sundress.Copy !req
301. Oh, Minh, you are so sweetCopy !req
302. I could just mix you up in some Jell-OCopy !req
303. and eat you for dessert.Copy !req
304. Oh, Peggy Hill, look at husbands.Copy !req
305. Too bad men don't get along like we do.Copy !req
306. We get along.Copy !req
307. - Men stupid.Copy !req
308. Women smart.Copy !req
309. Mm-hmm, the whole world over.Copy !req
310. Heh-heh-heh. Peggy Hill.Copy !req
311. Look what I make, Peggy Hill brown betty.Copy !req
312. Oh... But that's impossible.Copy !req
313. I never gave you the...Copy !req
314. Where'd you get my granny's recipe?Copy !req
315. I figure it out myself,
and then make it better.Copy !req
316. Her recipe missing one thing, flavor.Copy !req
317. I beg your "P"?Copy !req
318. I add flavor, nutmeg flavor.Copy !req
319. Now taste much better,
don't you think, Peggy Hill?Copy !req
320. Please to try Peggy brown betty.Copy !req
321. Would you like a Peggy brown betty?Copy !req
322. It's tasty. Delicious.Copy !req
323. Why, Peggy, to be honestCopy !req
324. I have always had trouble
keeping your brown betty downCopy !req
325. but this here is pure heaven.Copy !req
326. Those burgers
look pretty done to me.Copy !req
327. Not yet.Copy !req
328. You might want to turn them now.Copy !req
329. Too soon.Copy !req
330. Okay.Copy !req
331. Uh...Copy !req
332. You might want to turn them now.Copy !req
333. No. Please go away.Copy !req
334. Please, Kahn, you're burning them.Copy !req
335. That's too much char.Copy !req
336. Shut mouth and open mouth.Copy !req
337. Mmm.Copy !req
338. Boy, howdy.Copy !req
339. That is the best damn burger I ever ate.Copy !req
340. Stop. Stop pushing.Copy !req
341. There's enough for everyone...Copy !req
342. If three of you go home right now.Copy !req
343. Ha-ha-ha-ha! Joke!Copy !req
344. - Doggie?Copy !req
345. Doggie?Copy !req
346. Kahn Jr.?Copy !req
347. Yeah?Copy !req
348. Why are you named Kahn Jr.?Copy !req
349. My father wanted a boy.Copy !req
350. Yeah, so did mine.Copy !req
351. My dad is so lame.Copy !req
352. He makes me practice violin
five hours a day.Copy !req
353. My dad won't let me watch TV
more than five hours a day.Copy !req
354. Well, my dad's making me memorize
2,000 words for the S.A.T.Copy !req
355. He's such an autocrat.Copy !req
356. What's a S.A.T.?Copy !req
357. I'll tell you, Peggy.Copy !req
358. There's nothing these
people can't make better.Copy !req
359. First the automobile, then the color TVCopy !req
360. and now the hamburger.Copy !req
361. How do they do it?Copy !req
362. With a dash of nutmeg, Hank.Copy !req
363. A dash of nutmeg.Copy !req
364. Oh, Peggy Hill...Copy !req
365. Your husband like burger so muchCopy !req
366. I give you recipe.Copy !req
367. Now you can please him.Copy !req
368. I don't care what country he's from.Copy !req
369. Any man who can make a burger like thatCopy !req
370. is okay by me.Copy !req
371. You said it.Copy !req
372. Boy, it was so good, it's almost a shameCopy !req
373. to lose it to the process of digestion.Copy !req
374. Yeah, man, I'll tell you what.Copy !req
375. That dang old onion soup powderCopy !req
376. you just put a little bit of thatCopy !req
377. you don't need no grilled onions, man.Copy !req
378. How about you, Dale?
How many you got under your belt?Copy !req
379. Zero.Copy !req
380. Huh? How come.Copy !req
381. Don't eat dog.Copy !req
382. Huh?Copy !req
383. - Okay, here are the facts as I see 'em.Copy !req
384. Kahn served you dog.Copy !req
385. - Kahn did not serve us dog.Copy !req
386. That's just an awful stereotype.Copy !req
387. Chinese people don't really do that.Copy !req
388. Well, I don't know.Copy !req
389. Anyone crazy enough to put
nutmeg in brown betty.Copy !req
390. Well, they'd be crazy
enough to do anything.Copy !req
391. I... Hey, even if they did feed us dogCopy !req
392. you know, who are we, huh?Copy !req
393. Who are we to judge other cultures?Copy !req
394. You know, maybe they're onto something.Copy !req
395. They did invent paper, you know.Copy !req
396. Quit talking like that.Copy !req
397. Dog is man's best friend.Copy !req
398. You wouldn't eat
your best friend, would you?Copy !req
399. 'Course not.Copy !req
400. Wait. Are we talking about
some lifeboat situation here?Copy !req
401. 'Cause I don't want
to paint myself into a corner.Copy !req
402. Look, I can settle this right now.Copy !req
403. - That woman gave us a recipe.Copy !req
404. See? Right here, it says, "chopped meat"Copy !req
405. not chopped dog.Copy !req
406. Dog is meat.Copy !req
407. Mmm. You said it, friend.Copy !req
408. Oh. I... I was trying to getCopy !req
409. that awful taste off my fingers.Copy !req
410. Doggie? Doggie?Copy !req
411. Hello? Dog pound?Copy !req
412. Yes, hello?Copy !req
413. I'm looking for dog.Copy !req
414. Sweet, sweet dog.Copy !req
415. - Have big barbecue today, and dog run out.Copy !req
416. Oh, about 20, 25 pound.Copy !req
417. Good lord, it's true!Copy !req
418. Oh, I call you back.Copy !req
419. Hank Hill!Copy !req
420. What a nice surprise.Copy !req
421. Hey, Kahn, come quick.Copy !req
422. Your best friend is here.Copy !req
423. O-oh, no.Copy !req
424. Uh, uh, that's okay.Copy !req
425. What you doing here?Copy !req
426. - Uh...Copy !req
427. I can't hear you over my weed whacker!Copy !req
428. Hey, where you going, Hank Hill? Stop!Copy !req
429. I can't hear you.Copy !req
430. My chrysanthemum!Copy !req
431. What you doing?Copy !req
432. Ah! You ruin my yard!Copy !req
433. You crazy redneck!Copy !req
434. We're never going to find Doggie.Copy !req
435. I know.Copy !req
436. Want to ride bikes?Copy !req
437. Hey...Copy !req
438. Lady Bird's a bloodhound.Copy !req
439. Maybe she can find Doggie.Copy !req
440. Yeah!Copy !req
441. - Come on, Lady Bird.Copy !req
442. Lead us to Doggie.Copy !req
443. Ah.Copy !req
444. My God, Dale, you were right.Copy !req
445. - Their dog is gone.Copy !req
446. All gone.Copy !req
447. I caught Minh on the phoneCopy !req
448. with some kind of doggie butcher.Copy !req
449. She was placing an order.Copy !req
450. This is very dangerous.Copy !req
451. They know that you know.Copy !req
452. And now, they got to come after you.Copy !req
453. - They do?
- Yup.Copy !req
454. They'll get you with a blow dart.Copy !req
455. That's their way.Copy !req
456. But you'll just think it's a mosquito biteCopy !req
457. until you die.Copy !req
458. Then you'll know the truth.Copy !req
459. Why? Why would they shoot people?Copy !req
460. Human meat's tough, flavorless.Copy !req
461. They should be out hunting for more dog.Copy !req
462. Good gad!Copy !req
463. - He's got Lady Bird!Copy !req
464. It's still wet.Copy !req
465. Maybe there's time.Copy !req
466. Come on, guys. We got to save Lady Bird.Copy !req
467. D'ah! I've been hit!Copy !req
468. Quick, somebody suck out the poison!Copy !req
469. - Oh, no!Copy !req
470. Lady Bird!Copy !req
471. Whoa... That psycho redneck is back.Copy !req
472. - Why he so mad?Copy !req
473. We do something wrong?Copy !req
474. You're the one who insulted his propane.Copy !req
475. You're the one who made funCopy !req
476. of Peggy Hill's monster feet.Copy !req
477. - Open up, Kahn!Copy !req
478. Open up now!Copy !req
479. Get my bat.Copy !req
480. I know you're in there!Copy !req
481. Go away!Copy !req
482. I do nothing wrong.Copy !req
483. Look, Kahn, I understandCopy !req
484. that life is valued differentlyCopy !req
485. - in your part of the worldCopy !req
486. Largely as a result of
overcrowding and famineCopy !req
487. but you're in my country now.Copy !req
488. You a crazy man!Copy !req
489. I call the police.Copy !req
490. If anyone's calling the policeCopy !req
491. it's going to be me.Copy !req
492. Please, what you want from me?Copy !req
493. I want my Lady Bird.Copy !req
494. You understand me?Copy !req
495. Give me my dog back or else.Copy !req
496. Oh-ho-ho... Tough guy.Copy !req
497. I so scared.Copy !req
498. You want a piece of this?Copy !req
499. Dad, no!Copy !req
500. It's all our fault.Copy !req
501. We lost the dogs.Copy !req
502. They wanted to play with each otherCopy !req
503. so we untied them, and they ran awayCopy !req
504. and now, we can't find them.Copy !req
505. - You what?Copy !req
506. You mean you...Copy !req
507. The, the dogs...Copy !req
508. They're still alive?Copy !req
509. What you think happen?Copy !req
510. Well, I... Uh... Nothing.Copy !req
511. We're sorry, dad.Copy !req
512. We looked everywhere.Copy !req
513. We really did.Copy !req
514. Bobby, you really screwed up this time.Copy !req
515. Kahn Jr., you fall in with a bad crowd.Copy !req
516. You made me fight with my neighbor.Copy !req
517. You made the neighbor man crazy.Copy !req
518. - Go to your room!
- Go your room!Copy !req
519. Wha...? You say, "Go to your room"?Copy !req
520. Huh. I say, "Go your room."Copy !req
521. You spank?Copy !req
522. No, sir.Copy !req
523. Don't believe in it.Copy !req
524. No, me neither.Copy !req
525. I think it barbaric.Copy !req
526. - How about bed without dessert?Copy !req
527. Never fail.Copy !req
528. Huh. Wouldn't figure a
child could be motivatedCopy !req
529. by a fortune cookie and an orange slice.Copy !req
530. Oh, the cookie may be smallCopy !req
531. but it contain great wisdom.Copy !req
532. And orange is sweet and juicy.Copy !req
533. You know, Kahn, we may deny our kidsCopy !req
534. completely different desserts.Copy !req
535. But they both go to bed hungry,
and that's what really matters.Copy !req
536. Well... Guess we're not
so different after all.Copy !req
537. Boy howdy.Copy !req
538. Lady Bird!Copy !req
539. Doggie!Copy !req
540. Doggie's home!Copy !req
541. Welcome to the neighborhood,Copy !req
542. Kahn... Sou-pha-nou-sin-phone.Copy !req
543. Just call me Kahn.Copy !req
544. I don't got all damn day.Copy !req
545. I'm running out of time!Copy !req
546. Give me the antidote, man!Copy !req
547. This is my granny's five-alarm jambalaya.Copy !req
548. Mmm. You want less hot, more spicy.Copy !req
549. - Add nutmeg.Copy !req
550. - Less hot, more spicy.Copy !req
551. Add nutmeg, of course.Copy !req
552. Okay. Aunt Lavern's chicken fried chicken.Copy !req
553. Mmm. Too much Mrs. Dash.Copy !req
554. Add nutmeg.Copy !req
555. - And this here is my very own rabbit stew.Copy !req
556. Ugh! Rabbit?Copy !req
557. You rednecks will eat anything.Copy !req