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willing to tutor you
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which is a class I actually took
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- I'll be fine, Bobby.
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Luke talkin' 'bout, "Oh! Oh! Oh!"
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but I haven't had to know
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since Bobby was 16.
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122. When I was his age,
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128. Although if she doesn't start
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130. Dang ol' bird flu, man! I'm gonna wind up
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140. Ah, man, lady name, lady name...
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144. Uh, "Gentlemen, comin' to the stage
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147. Dang ol' McDonald,
with a dang ol' E-I-E-I-O, man.
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161. Yeah. I got my first splinter!
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Great stuff out there!
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205. Yeah, that's pretty much the 360 review.
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206. Ugh, I feel sick.
I think I'm gonna throw up.
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207. Don't throw up in the head!
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211. Okay, start with quick, shallow ones,
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I think we're fine.
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247. It's just one of the wonders of nature.
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250. Yeah! Dang ol' cool, man!
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- Yeah.
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a touchdown, and it can't.
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- That doesn't sound like Luke at all.
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- See? This is what happens
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a chicken here, not humans.
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316. Dang ol' think you might've
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318. I need two sauerbraten udon
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- What are you doing here?
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- Yeah!
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328. The Double-Thumbs-Up
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- You're right.
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344. Look, thermodynamics! I just passed.
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- Fine.
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and I'll fail my finals.
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- Okay, man, I'll pack his bags,
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and nobody threw a knife.
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stressed out about these finals.
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you guys will seek each other out.
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- That's how you white people
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- You know what's weird?
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and she always aces them.
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you know, but okay, man.
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387. You know, Boomhauer done gone
and messed up, man.
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389. Guess you can tell the FFA club
I have to quit.
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You tried those things once
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414. I'll go out there with you.
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415. That's so nice of you, but you were right.
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416. I've already used you enough.
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417. Mwah!
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418. Just remember,
use less of this, more of this,
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419. and a whole lotta this.
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420. Yeah! I'm so proud of her!
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421. Look, Bobby!
I'm failing, I'm failing!
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422. So great, Connie!
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423. But mascots don't talk!
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424. Hey!
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425. My girl!
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426. Huh.
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427. - Wanda?
- Hank, have you seen Boomhauer and Luke?
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428. They're not answerin' their phones
and my tracker app keeps crashing.
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429. Yeah, that's not gonna work
this close to Dale's house.
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430. I'm sorry, but they're not here.
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431. Not even with that stupid chicken
Luke keeps talkin' about?
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432. No, in fact, I was just back there
and Bertrude is also...
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433. I think I know where they went.
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434. This is a rooster competition.
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435. This kid's not following the rules!
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436. Well, is that in the—
is that in the rule book?
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437. They're triggerin' Luke!
Has he taken his Klonopin?
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438. I think Boomhauer can handle it.
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439. Yeah, everybody these days worried about
protecting their kids, man.
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440. Some of us protectin' 'em
from dirt, pollen, bees,
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441. and dang ol' shadow, man.
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442. But some of us dang ol' seeming
all crazy on the outside, man,
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443. talkin' 'bout ideology.
But end of the day,
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444. talkin' 'bout protecting
your dang ol' kid, man.
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445. I tell you what,
Luke got his hands dirty, man,
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446. and he come out of his
dang ol' shell, man,
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447. just like a dang ol' baby chicken, man.
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448. - What'd he say?
- I don't know.
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449. Is he okay?
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450. I think what my friend
is tryin' to say is,
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451. "Whatever your rules are,
we'll respect 'em."
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452. There's nothin' in the rule book that says
a hen-turned-rooster can't compete.
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453. Although, to be fair,
there is no rule book.
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454. And also to be fair,
if that thing's any kind of hen at all,
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455. it's probably gonna lose.
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456. Go on, Bertrude. Show 'em what you got.
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457. Well, that sounded pretty darn good to me.
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458. Wow, not as good as that one.
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459. Is that one on steroids?
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460. I guess it's okay for you to stay
with Boomhauer a little longer,
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461. as long as you don't get
into any more fights.
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462. Yes! Can I keep Bertrude,
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463. even though havin' a pet
is on the "No-No" list?
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464. You can ignore some things on the list.
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465. Just don't tell me about it.
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466. - So, I'm still your Boom-Boom?
- Dang ol' yeah.
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467. You should pet him, Mama.
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468. It's okay, he won't hurt ya.
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469. Hey, man, thanks.
Yeah, those dang ol' little kids, man.
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470. - Yep.
- Mm-hmm.
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471. Destiny, Diamond, talkin' 'bout Candy...
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