1. Ugh.
Gotdangit.Copy !req
2. - Peggy!
- What is it?Copy !req
3. - Look.
Oh, Hank.Copy !req
4. No one is gonna judge your lawn
for uneven edging.Copy !req
5. Our lawn will always
have perfect edges.Copy !req
6. You remember my wedding vows.Copy !req
7. I'm talkin' about the eyesoreCopy !req
8. that's been parked out front
since last night.Copy !req
9. And?
It is not against the law to park here.Copy !req
10. This is bigger than the law, Peggy.Copy !req
11. It's about common decency.Copy !req
12. You don't think you're being
just a tad ridiculous?Copy !req
13. No, it's blocking the number on the curb.Copy !req
14. When you're chokin' on a grape
and the paramedics can't find our house,Copy !req
15. then we can talk about
who's being ridiculous.Copy !req
16. Hank, come on.
What is really bothering you?Copy !req
17. I don't want anyone
to think that's my truck.Copy !req
18. It's... electric.Copy !req
19. Oh, Hank, no reasonable personCopy !req
20. is going to think you
bought an electric vehicle.Copy !req
21. Please, tell me you didn't buy
an electric truck.Copy !req
22. I said "reasonable."Copy !req
23. It's not my truck, Bill.Copy !req
24. It's some inconsiderate interloper's.Copy !req
25. Ah, man, them times have been
dang ol' changin', man.Copy !req
26. Little bit talkin' about Bob Dylan
goin' electric, but— but worse, man.Copy !req
27. - It's not my—
- Well, well, well.Copy !req
28. Is this Rainey Street or Electric Avenue?Copy !req
29. Are you going to take it higher, Hank?Copy !req
30. Are you going to take it higher?Copy !req
31. Stop getting him riled up, Dale.Copy !req
32. It is not our truck,
and I was just telling HankCopy !req
33. no one will assume it is.Copy !req
34. Nice truck, Mr. Hill!Copy !req
35. Damn you, Luke Junior!Copy !req
36. - Gomashio?
- On your right.Copy !req
37. - Caraway?
On your left.Copy !req
38. - Ready for sauce, but just a—
Drizzle.Copy !req
39. - I got you, Bobby.
I know you do.Copy !req
40. I was thinkin' maybe after this,
if you've got things covered,Copy !req
41. I could make a...
special delivery.Copy !req
42. Get outta here.
Go see your girl.Copy !req
43. Are you sure?
Because I could stay.Copy !req
44. You shouldn't work so much.Copy !req
45. When I was your age,
I was sneaking outta my jobCopy !req
46. all the time to see my girlfriend.Copy !req
47. And then, I was sneaking outta her house
to see my other girlfriend.Copy !req
48. And then, they both found out,
so I was sneaking everywhere.Copy !req
49. Hello?Copy !req
50. I thought you were "up to your ears
in Shishito Schnitzel."Copy !req
51. I am, but I knew you
had to study all week,Copy !req
52. and I needed my Connie fix.Copy !req
53. - You don't understand.Copy !req
54. He's right, we don't understand!Copy !req
55. Okay, that's it.Copy !req
56. This would be a crime to not share
how hot we are with the world.Copy !req
57. Are you sure you wanna do
a hard launch?Copy !req
58. Yes.
What's a hard launch?Copy !req
59. Okay, so a soft launchCopy !req
60. is posting a picture
of two wine glassesCopy !req
61. and saying, "Date night
with someone special" or whatever.Copy !req
62. Ooh, I'm intrigued.
Who's this other person?Copy !req
63. Exactly.
But a hard launchCopy !req
64. means you just put your relationship
out there.Copy !req
65. Everybody's gonna have an opinion.
Even exes.Copy !req
66. You have nothing to worry about.Copy !req
67. Rihanna's got a family now.Copy !req
68. She has moved on from me.Copy !req
69. I just don't want things
to be weird with you and Chane.Copy !req
70. Oh, right.
Do you think he'll really care?Copy !req
71. He punched one of his frat brothers
for drinking from his water bottle.Copy !req
72. Okay, soft launch, it is.Copy !req
73. It still has dealer plates.Copy !req
74. Probably some billionaire from CaliforniaCopy !req
75. trying to escape
their oppressive state taxes.Copy !req
76. Or maybe it's an attractive woman
in those lady yoga pants.Copy !req
77. I think I love her.Copy !req
78. Let's see if they left any clues
that might be useful.Copy !req
79. Approach at your own risk.Copy !req
80. Lithium rays from EV batteries
cause sterilization,Copy !req
81. and who knows when Nancy's gonna
wanna give Joseph a sibling.Copy !req
82. Why does it have an eye, Hank?
What does it see?Copy !req
83. Everything!Copy !req
84. Ah, it's just some anti-theft thing.Copy !req
85. We musta triggered it
by gettin' too close.Copy !req
86. Balloon!
That's a clue.Copy !req
87. Maybe they just had a baby girl.Copy !req
88. If they believe in gender.Copy !req
89. Water. See?
Knew it was a woman!Copy !req
90. A back pillow.
Huh, probably soreCopy !req
91. from duckin' into
one of their safe spaces.Copy !req
92. Tote bag.
Tote bag. Ooh!Copy !req
93. Maybe she was gonna go get vegetablesCopy !req
94. at the farmer's market
on the way home from work,Copy !req
95. because she's a busy
professional single mom,Copy !req
96. who gives her sons everything,
except the one thing she can't—Copy !req
97. a male influence.Copy !req
98. Keep it in your pants, Bill.Copy !req
99. - We don't know it's a woman.
- Dale's right.Copy !req
100. We don't even know if it's human.Copy !req
101. - Dale's wrong.
- Amateurs.Copy !req
102. You will never figure it out this way.Copy !req
103. As someone who has read
every mystery novel at the Book Barn,Copy !req
104. I know that you need
to approach each caseCopy !req
105. with evidence-based reason.Copy !req
106. Only then will we solve this murder.Copy !req
107. Your theory is that the driver
was murdered?Copy !req
108. It cannot be ruled out.Copy !req
109. Okay, Peggy, we'll take all
of your theories into consideration.Copy !req
110. - I won't.
- Well, then, I will figure it outCopy !req
111. on my own and leave you
and the Scooby gang alone.Copy !req
112. Maybe you'll find out
it's a g-g-g-ghost!Copy !req
113. Well, we've stood here long enough.Copy !req
114. I think it's time to escalate things.Copy !req
115. I say we...Copy !req
116. leave a note.Copy !req
117. - "Dear sir—"
- Can you write,Copy !req
118. "If you're an attractive woman,
call Bill," and leave my number?Copy !req
119. Actually, you don't have
to say "attractive."Copy !req
120. I'm not writing any of that,
but this doesn't seem right either.Copy !req
121. "Dear Electric Truck Owner..."Copy !req
122. I cannot in good conscience
call that a truck.Copy !req
123. You boys still haven't figured it out yet.
Ruh-roh!Copy !req
124. Peggy, please.
You haven't either.Copy !req
125. No, but I will.Copy !req
126. I have been narrowing
down the possibilitiesCopy !req
127. by using a deduction chart.Copy !req
128. Everything you do is homework.Copy !req
129. Thank you.Copy !req
130. Well, at least you're not tryin'
to prove it's a murder anymore.Copy !req
131. I have crossed out that theory.Copy !req
132. My deduction chart tells me
it might just be manslaughter.Copy !req
133. Manslaughter most foul.Copy !req
134. You're sure you want to address
a potential criminal as "Dear"?Copy !req
135. Let's just start over.Copy !req
136. Okay, I think we cracked it.Copy !req
137. "To electric vehicle owner,Copy !req
138. "please move your vehicle.Copy !req
139. From, Hank Hill."Copy !req
140. I still think we should sign it, "Love."Copy !req
141. Man, you talkin' 'bout
a dang ol'-- just sad, man.Copy !req
142. Where's Bobby?
Doesn't he, like, live here?Copy !req
143. Delivery. He'll be back soon.Copy !req
144. Finally.
You know how long I've been waiting?Copy !req
145. You gotta tell me.
Who's this fat-fingeredCopy !req
146. Connie's soft launching?Copy !req
147. Huh?
Connie's dating someone?Copy !req
148. You didn't know?
Aren't you guys friends?Copy !req
149. Sure, but we don't talk about
who she's dating,Copy !req
150. or their fingers and stuff.Copy !req
151. We talk about platonic things
like politics and horses.Copy !req
152. Lemme see your hands.Copy !req
153. - I'm dating Connie.
- What?Copy !req
154. I'm sorry, man.
I know she was your girl,Copy !req
155. but I'm crazy about her.Copy !req
156. Tell me one thing about her.Copy !req
157. She's... Asian.Copy !req
158. - What kind of Asian?
- My favorite kind?Copy !req
159. Yeah, you're fired.Copy !req
160. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
161. Emilio isn't dating Connie.
I am.Copy !req
162. Emilio was just covering for me
because he's got my back.Copy !req
163. That's why I can actually leave
the restaurant every once in a while.Copy !req
164. At least now, you're being honest.Copy !req
165. So, no hard feelings?Copy !req
166. No hard feelings.
But you're still fired.Copy !req
167. - Why?
- What?Copy !req
168. For covering for Bobby.Copy !req
169. It's called Robata Chane,
not Robata Liars.Copy !req
170. Oh, no!
Guess you won't be able to sneak offCopy !req
171. to see Connie
for your dirty little nooners.Copy !req
172. She has class at noon.Copy !req
173. You can't fire Emilio.Copy !req
174. I know you're pissed at me,
but you and Connie broke up.Copy !req
175. Why do you even care?Copy !req
176. I don't, obviously.
Losing him is just good for business.Copy !req
177. Do you think Kylie Jenner
cares about any of her Emilios?Copy !req
178. What am I supposed to do now?
We've got customers coming.Copy !req
179. Please.
I can go to the border, throw a rock,Copy !req
180. and hit two Emilios
who we can pay way less.Copy !req
181. I learned that in business school.Copy !req
182. They have a class
on throwing rocks at Mexicans?Copy !req
183. I'm so sorry.
You're the Goose to my Maverick,Copy !req
184. and I was sayin' that
before they rebooted the franchise.Copy !req
185. Still haven't seen it.
But now, I guess I have time.Copy !req
186. I'll get Chane to hire you back.
Please, don't take another job.Copy !req
187. Okay, but I can't go that long
without working.Copy !req
188. Last time, I got really into ceramics
and day drinking.Copy !req
189. - Bwah!
- There's a new note, Hank.Copy !req
190. "Dear Mr. Hill,
the streets belong to all of us.Copy !req
191. "Let's find a way to coexist.Copy !req
192. Namaste."Copy !req
193. Her name is Namaste.Copy !req
194. No, that's not...
I-It's a yoga word.Copy !req
195. As we suspected!Copy !req
196. A commie
who dabbles in the dark arts.Copy !req
197. Well, I'd like to give them a talking to,
but I gotta find 'em first.Copy !req
198. Wait a minute.
They're gonna have to move it by 6 a.m.Copy !req
199. or risk getting towed.Copy !req
200. And when they do, we'll be here
on a good old-fashioned stakeout.Copy !req
201. - Ooh! Yay!
- Woo-hoo!Copy !req
202. - A stakeout.
- Yeah, man, 'lil stakeout time.Copy !req
203. I'll bring the beef jerky
and night vision goggles!Copy !req
204. Okay, guys, well,
let's reconvene and, uh...Copy !req
205. Well, we're already standing here.Copy !req
206. Stakeout starts now.Copy !req
207. Ugh.
Do you have any restaurant skills?Copy !req
208. No, but I was a prison guard
in Venezuela,Copy !req
209. so I've served many last meals.Copy !req
210. Murderers love pizza.Copy !req
211. - I like pizza.
- Watch out for this guy, eh?Copy !req
212. Well, good luck.Copy !req
213. You can't leave me with all this.Copy !req
214. Oh, shit!
I hope you and Connie didn't have plans.Copy !req
215. - Gomashio?
- No. Marcelo.Copy !req
216. Hey, Bobby, I cooked the fish.Copy !req
217. - That was sashimi!
- Smells good, right?Copy !req
218. You cooked all of it?Copy !req
219. It's supposed to be served raw.Copy !req
220. Uh-oh.
I'll take out the trash.Copy !req
221. - Mwah.
- I only have 20 minutesCopy !req
222. before I have to meet my lab partner,
but I miss your face so much.Copy !req
223. I know what that's like.Copy !req
224. You're talking about Emilio, aren't you?Copy !req
225. Yeah.Copy !req
226. And you!
But Chane won't hire him back.Copy !req
227. Chane is only scared of two things,
the Babadook and his father.Copy !req
228. I bet Ted would like to hear
about how his sonCopy !req
229. is tanking his investment.Copy !req
230. Chane will hate me if I call his dad.Copy !req
231. Do you want Emilio back or not?Copy !req
232. Yeah, I'm gonna call Ted.Copy !req
233. Can you play Dust in the Wind next?Copy !req
234. Well, he only has two hands
and that song has two guitar parts.Copy !req
235. I'll go get my strings.Copy !req
236. And can you bring some tissues too?Copy !req
237. - That song always makes me cry.
- Dang ol' empties, man.Copy !req
238. Talkin' 'bout a— just like a
salt and savory man,Copy !req
239. Alamo like a dang ol'
palate cleanser, man.Copy !req
240. I may have drunk most of those.Copy !req
241. It's been ages since I had an excuse
to take a whiz outside.Copy !req
242. Wind in my hair, the moonlight
on my tallywacker.Copy !req
243. - Watch the truck.
- On it!Copy !req
244. Just... me...Copy !req
245. It just may be time
to admit defeat, Peggy Hill.Copy !req
246. Idiot.Copy !req
247. Oh! Oh, no.Copy !req
248. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
249. Hank!Copy !req
250. Dale! Boomhauer!Copy !req
251. The truck dematerialized!Copy !req
252. No, it's just over there now.Copy !req
253. What happened?
Who moved it?Copy !req
254. - It moved... itself.
- It what?Copy !req
255. I know how that sounds,
but that's what I saw.Copy !req
256. Dang it, Bill,
you must have fallen asleep.Copy !req
257. What if that was our last chance
to catch this degenerate?Copy !req
258. I'm sorry, fellas.
I failed you all.Copy !req
259. Unless I'm still asleep.Copy !req
260. Ow! No, I'm awake.Copy !req
261. Sir, your son fired our best employee.Copy !req
262. Yeah?
Well, I should have fired you!Copy !req
263. Dad?Copy !req
264. Fire Bobby.Copy !req
265. If you're gonna fire anybody,
fire Chane.Copy !req
266. All he does is bring his frat bros inCopy !req
267. for free sake bombs.Copy !req
268. All you do is sneak out
to deliver snacks to my sloppy seconds.Copy !req
269. - Oh, we're going there?
- I'm already there!Copy !req
270. Well, I'm gonna go there too.Copy !req
271. Come on, let's do this!Copy !req
272. Enough, enough!
I'm not a marriage counselor.Copy !req
273. Chane, you begged me
to buy into this restaurant,Copy !req
274. and I thought, "Well, at least
he doesn't wanna beCopy !req
275. a professional snowboarder anymore."Copy !req
276. But the best way to learn any business
is from the ground up.Copy !req
277. I started in the mail room.Copy !req
278. Whoa, Dad.
You were poor?Copy !req
279. I thought it was helping you,
but it's turned you into... this.Copy !req
280. - Rude.
- But true.Copy !req
281. You can't let this business fail.Copy !req
282. That's why you're going to take
Emilio's place in the kitchen.Copy !req
283. - Me?
- Him?Copy !req
284. You sure you don't wanna be
a professional snowboarder?Copy !req
285. It is not too late.Copy !req
286. Table five is threatening to leave,
unless they get their miso-wursts!Copy !req
287. They're coming!
It's all coming.Copy !req
288. I had an egg right here.
Where'd it go?Copy !req
289. Nobody took your egg, Bobby.
Get over it.Copy !req
290. Like how I got over missing
Naval Battle Night at my frat tonight.Copy !req
291. They flooded the entire basement.Copy !req
292. Sounds cool.
Your next party theme can be toxic mold.Copy !req
293. And you think I wanna be here?Copy !req
294. I'm supposed to be at the movies
with my girlfriend.Copy !req
295. Make it make sense why she's with you.Copy !req
296. You have no muscle definition.
Your car sucks.Copy !req
297. I'm talking, like, zero muscle definition.Copy !req
298. Did you ever think that maybe
I'm just a better boyfriend?Copy !req
299. no. Hey!Copy !req
300. - Don't walk away from me!
- I'm not.Copy !req
301. I'm getting eggs!Copy !req
302. There's no way
you're a better boyfriend than me.Copy !req
303. You were seeing multiple women.Copy !req
304. - Jealous?
- No.Copy !req
305. All you cared about was sex.Copy !req
306. At first, yeah, because she was hot.Copy !req
307. But sometimes after sex
we'd, like, talk and stuff,Copy !req
308. and it was just as good.Copy !req
309. It was like she made my heart
bust a nut.Copy !req
310. Really?
You caught feelin's?Copy !req
311. No!Copy !req
312. Maybe.Copy !req
313. Dude, it's okay to say you did.Copy !req
314. You don't get it.
After we broke up,Copy !req
315. I kinda went ham
and asked her to marry me.Copy !req
316. Wait, what?
You proposed?Copy !req
317. - Like down on one knee?
- Stop making a big deal out of it.Copy !req
318. It is a huge deal!Copy !req
319. It doesn't matter.
It was a dumb simp move.Copy !req
320. She said she never wants to get married.Copy !req
321. What? Did she say why?Copy !req
322. I didn't ask.
I mean, who rejects these abs?Copy !req
323. Maybe she's not into abs.Copy !req
324. Yeah, that's pretty clear now.Copy !req
325. I'm sorry, Chane.
I should have let you knowCopy !req
326. before me and Connie soft launched.Copy !req
327. Thank you!Copy !req
328. Who knew you were such a hand detective?Copy !req
329. Whatever.
I don't even care.Copy !req
330. Good luck in your dead-end relationship.Copy !req
331. What the hell? It's locked.Copy !req
332. It does that.
I usually prop it,Copy !req
333. but somebody was distracting me.Copy !req
334. Dammit, we're gonna be
locked down here forever.Copy !req
335. I don't wanna have to eat you, Bobby.Copy !req
336. We're literally surrounded
by months' worth of food.Copy !req
337. - I don't know what this stuff is!
- Idiot.Copy !req
338. Does anyone have a key?Copy !req
339. Yeah, but you're not gonna like it.Copy !req
340. Emilio!
My sweet, sweet man!Copy !req
341. - Thank you for comin' so fast.
- We need you back, man.Copy !req
342. You can start right after you let us out.Copy !req
343. - Really?
- Yeah. Working here sucks.Copy !req
344. You can have it.Copy !req
345. I don't know.
I'd love to come back,Copy !req
346. but I'm fielding a lot of offers
from Michelin Star places.Copy !req
347. We'll give you a raise.Copy !req
348. - How big?
- Twenty percent?Copy !req
349. - Ten percent.
- Twenty-five.Copy !req
350. I'm also gonna need a title bump
to Executive Sous Chef.Copy !req
351. And on Thursday nights, my Steely Dan
cover band gets to play here.Copy !req
352. I hate Steely Dan.
I don't even know what genre it is.Copy !req
353. That's the first thing
we've agreed on all night.Copy !req
354. Is it jazz?
What is it?Copy !req
355. - Whole lotta restaurants in Dallas.
- Fine, fine.Copy !req
356. Just get us outta here!Copy !req
357. Turns out, Bill was right.
He wasn't seeing things.Copy !req
358. This model can be operated remotely,Copy !req
359. as long as the driver
is within a 200-foot radius.Copy !req
360. Sorcery!Copy !req
361. Also, the doors automatically openCopy !req
362. when the driver is within three feet,Copy !req
363. which I admit is kind of a neat feature,
if your handsCopy !req
364. are full carrying tools,
fertilizer, or— or whatnot.Copy !req
365. Electric cars are stupid.Copy !req
366. Now, this circle
marks our 200-foot radius.Copy !req
367. The culprit is somewhere in this circle
lurking like a coward.Copy !req
368. Okay, time for the final reveal.Copy !req
369. Now, if one of you
finds him before I do,Copy !req
370. don't engage, wait for me.Copy !req
371. If it's a woman,
can I compliment her eyes?Copy !req
372. If you want to flush out
the owner of this car,Copy !req
373. you just need to set off the alarm.Copy !req
374. Now, wait just—Copy !req
375. Peggy, no!Copy !req
376. Dale?
This is your truck?Copy !req
377. Actually, it's Nancy's.Copy !req
378. And I bet you all wanna know
how I figured that out.Copy !req
379. Actually, I'd like to hear Dale
explain why he just let us—Copy !req
380. I admit, until a few moments ago,Copy !req
381. I was struggling just like you.Copy !req
382. But like any great detective,
which I am...Copy !req
383. - ... I had a stroke of inspiration.Copy !req
384. Hey, Sug, did you see my new truck?Copy !req
385. Yes, it's electric,
and I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
386. But the producers of my show
got it for me as a gift.Copy !req
387. Isn't that cherry red to die for?Copy !req
388. Hm.Copy !req
389. Okay, time for the final reveal.Copy !req
390. It all makes perfect sense.Copy !req
391. The balloon, just the sort of thing
you would receive if your show,Copy !req
392. Selling Arlen, got picked up
for another season,Copy !req
393. which brings us to the tote.Copy !req
394. Ooh!Copy !req
395. And the lumbar cushion?
I remember Nancy telling meCopy !req
396. how she threw out her back
after a night with—Copy !req
397. Actually, forget about that.Copy !req
398. And now, for the smoking gun.Copy !req
399. While Dale was pretending to pee...Copy !req
400. - ... he actually was moving the car.Copy !req
401. You're wrong.
I peed after.Copy !req
402. Peggy Hill rests her case.Copy !req
403. I was right.
It was a beautiful woman.Copy !req
404. Dale, why'd you lie to us?Copy !req
405. I knew you'd tease us
for being the kind of Positive PetesCopy !req
406. who would own an electric truck.Copy !req
407. But why didn't you park it
in front of your own dang house?Copy !req
408. That would make us targets
for burglars or hate crimes.Copy !req
409. Dammit, Dale.
It was bad enoughCopy !req
410. when I thought a stranger did this to us,
but now I have to kick your ass.Copy !req
411. You'll have to catch me first!Copy !req
412. Ah!Copy !req
413. Nancy also asked me to charge it,
but I forgot.Copy !req
414. Another case cracked by Peggy Hill.Copy !req
415. You've only had one case.Copy !req
416. 100% success rate.Copy !req
417. You're here?
Oh, but how?Copy !req
418. Chane hired Emilio back.Copy !req
419. I wish I could say
I Jedi mind tricked him,Copy !req
420. but he just hated doin' real work.Copy !req
421. You should have told him
it was good for his core.Copy !req
422. Oh, and, uh,
Chane said something interesting.Copy !req
423. Sounds impossible, but go on.Copy !req
424. Did he really propose to you?Copy !req
425. Oh, my God.
He was drunk and kind of spiraling.Copy !req
426. I don't think
he'd ever been rejected before.Copy !req
427. Honestly, it felt kinda good
to pop that bubble for him.Copy !req
428. Well, that wasn't the interesting part.Copy !req
429. He said you never wanted to get married.Copy !req
430. Is that true?Copy !req
431. Maybe.Copy !req
432. Ever since my parents got divorced,Copy !req
433. I don't know if I believe in marriage.Copy !req
434. It seems like
there's so many things we just doCopy !req
435. because that's what our parents did.
Does it bother you?Copy !req
436. No. Connie, we've only
been dating three weeks.Copy !req
437. I'm not some psycho
who wants to be a child bride.Copy !req
438. - Groom.
- Groom.Copy !req
439. But eventually, maybe down the road,Copy !req
440. it'd be nice to know it's an option.Copy !req
441. - Ask me again in five years?
- You know I will.Copy !req
442. And, hey, now that Chane
knows about us...Copy !req
443. So, uh, how's Nancy liking her... truck?Copy !req
444. She likes it fine.Copy !req
445. John Redcorn installed
a charger at his place.Copy !req
446. Fine by me.
Let his electricity bill go up.Copy !req
447. I win again! Wingo!Copy !req
448. Huh, looks like
Bobby and Connie are official.Copy !req
449. Aww.Copy !req
450. Talkin' 'bout doin' a
dang ol' hard launch, man.Copy !req
451. Wonder why they took so long to tell us.Copy !req
452. No! Anyone but him!Copy !req
453. Damn you, Bobby Hill!Copy !req
454. It's called Robata Chane,Copy !req
455. not Robata Liars.Copy !req