1. So, you three are
the only heirs of Cotton Hill?Copy !req
2. Yes. I am Junichiro,
and these are my brothers,Copy !req
3. Good Hank and Hank.Copy !req
4. Good Hank? So, is he Bad Hank?Copy !req
5. Just Hank, and they're my half-brothers.Copy !req
6. Okay, well, our firm handled
the Shin Jelly class action suit.Copy !req
7. We have a $5,000 payout for you three.Copy !req
8. It was sold with the promise
that it would help grow shins back,Copy !req
9. but it was only lotion and hot sauce.Copy !req
10. I rubbed that gunk
into his stumps every night.Copy !req
11. We thought the burning
meant it was working.Copy !req
12. I told Cotton it was
a complete waste of money,Copy !req
13. and then he told me I was
a complete waste of money.Copy !req
14. Where's this elevator coming from? Hell?Copy !req
15. Have you thought about how you want
to spend your part of the settlement?Copy !req
16. G.H., did you hear your mother
ask you a question?Copy !req
17. He's always ignoring me,Copy !req
18. locked in his room on his computer.Copy !req
19. He needs a positive
male influence in his life.Copy !req
20. Well, he's got $1,000 now!Copy !req
21. - How did it go, Hank?
- I'll tell you in the car.Copy !req
22. - Keep walkin'. Don't look back.
- Hank, please!Copy !req
23. Can G.H. stay with you
for a little while over summer break?Copy !req
24. - Just think about it!
- What is this?Copy !req
25. Didi is asking me to spend time with G.H.Copy !req
26. Do you not want to, honey?Copy !req
27. He's a teenager.Copy !req
28. I wanna spend my retired yearsCopy !req
29. with people who remember
when quarterbacks stayed in the pocket.Copy !req
30. Hank, do not look at Good Hank as a teen.Copy !req
31. Honey, he is your brother.Copy !req
32. Fine,Copy !req
33. but if he's my brother,Copy !req
34. she's your mother-in-law.Copy !req
35. No, she—Copy !req
36. Ugh...Copy !req
37. Oh, I'm so sorry, Mom!Copy !req
38. I totally meant to call you backCopy !req
39. and tell you that
I couldn't make it today.Copy !req
40. We're behind in prepping
for the Dallas Foodie Week.Copy !req
41. That is apparently this week!Copy !req
42. And not next week!Copy !req
43. I got the month right.Copy !req
44. In short, Mom, no pickleball.Copy !req
45. - But, next week's wide open?
- No, no, no, no!Copy !req
46. Dammit! We need a better system!Copy !req
47. Love you! Miss you—Copy !req
48. - Oh, he hung up.Copy !req
49. How are we supposed to play
with an odd number? Hm, Peggy Hill?Copy !req
50. Since your son abandoned you again.Copy !req
51. I am sure you two know how it is,
now that our kids are grown.Copy !req
52. They just do not have time
for their parents.Copy !req
53. Connie and I talk all the time.
She loves me!Copy !req
54. Really? That must be
because she is a girl.Copy !req
55. Joseph needs me every day.Copy !req
56. But, that may be because he's a Joseph.Copy !req
57. - Dink!Copy !req
58. Hoyeah!Copy !req
59. It's not fair.Copy !req
60. Your hips are so wide, Peggy Hill.Copy !req
61. You cover more space.Copy !req
62. - [♪ dramatic music continues]Copy !req
63. Ah! Sonovabitch!Copy !req
64. - Damn, Peggy Hill.Copy !req
65. Your knee looks like a baboon butt.Copy !req
66. Oh, Sug, you're gonna
need to see a doctor.Copy !req
67. Oh! I am fine.Copy !req
68. - Ow!Copy !req
69. O-Okay. Maybe you're right.Copy !req
70. Do either of you know of
an orthopedic I can go to?Copy !req
71. Well, I do,
but they're all the way in Dallas.Copy !req
72. That's fine.
Can either of you give me a ride?Copy !req
73. Hell no! Too far! You have a son.Copy !req
74. - Use it.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
75. Bobby is in Dallas.Copy !req
76. I can't believe I used to be worried
about Bobby and his prop comedy.Copy !req
77. G.H. is even worse!Copy !req
78. He just spends a lot of time
in that room by himself.Copy !req
79. Oh, he's probably, you know,Copy !req
80. shakin' hands with the milkman.Copy !req
81. - Yep.
- Damn straight, man.Copy !req
82. That's not something
Hill men do, Bill.Copy !req
83. I didn't at his age.Copy !req
84. I did! Some of the ladiesCopy !req
85. in that Zapruder film were very shapely.Copy !req
86. - Gah!
- It's all fake anyway.Copy !req
87. When you take me home afterward,Copy !req
88. I insist on making youCopy !req
89. Spa-Peggy and meatballs for dinnerCopy !req
90. as a way of saying thank you.Copy !req
91. I made a secret change to the recipe.Copy !req
92. Instead of just adding
the right amount of sugar,Copy !req
93. I add the perfect amount of sugar.Copy !req
94. That sounds really nice, Mom,
but I need to get back to the restaurant.Copy !req
95. I was gonna have Joseph
drive you back to ArlenCopy !req
96. after the MRI.Copy !req
97. - Oh. Joseph.Copy !req
98. Yeah, he wouldn't mind.
He wants to see his mom anyway.Copy !req
99. Oh! Yes, of course, honey.
You get back to the restaurant.Copy !req
100. That is priority numéro uno.Copy !req
101. It's just that Emilio is texting meCopy !req
102. with four exclamation points,
and I don't know what that is!Copy !req
103. - I'm gonna send him four question marks!Copy !req
104. It's, um...Copy !req
105. What you're doin' all the time, uh...Copy !req
106. it's natural, but it's setting upCopy !req
107. unrealistic expectations.Copy !req
108. Most repairmen won't accept payment
in anything other than cash or—Copy !req
109. It's not porn! I'm looking into
personal development opportunities.Copy !req
110. Okay, well, let's see then.Copy !req
111. - [♪ metal music playing]
- Hey, man, if you're watching this,Copy !req
112. you're probably feeling
purposeless and weak,Copy !req
113. like you're wading in a pit of crap.Copy !req
114. That's because you've lost track
of the Four F-Bombs.Copy !req
115. Family, faith,Copy !req
116. - finances, and fitness.Copy !req
117. - Don't worry, we've all been there.Copy !req
118. Over the course of one weekend,Copy !req
119. I can give you the tools
to build up your F-Bombs.Copy !req
120. But only those committed and relentlessCopy !req
121. can crawl outta that crappy pit...Copy !req
122. - ManMade.Copy !req
123. This looks like some good
old-fashioned character building.Copy !req
124. Eli's the GOAT.Copy !req
125. He has a two-day "Boot Camp-inar"
coming to Arlen tomorrow.Copy !req
126. I was gonna go with my settlement money,Copy !req
127. but boys under 18 can't go
without an adult male "mantor."Copy !req
128. I tell you what, G.H.,
I'll be your "man-tor,"Copy !req
129. although I don't see how
that's better than mentor,Copy !req
130. but I'll also even pay for it,Copy !req
131. as long as you complete all the F-Bombs.Copy !req
132. Sick!Copy !req
133. Not the best start.Copy !req
134. So, you are going to slide me
into this narrow pipe,Copy !req
135. magnetize my organs—Copy !req
136. Just relax, Mrs. Hill, and this will
all be over before you know it,Copy !req
137. - and your son can get you back to Arlen.
- Okay, got it.Copy !req
138. - [♪ music builds intensity]Copy !req
139. - Oh...Copy !req
140. - Mrs. Hill.Copy !req
141. - Get me... Dammit.Copy !req
142. Get me out! Call my son!Copy !req
143. Or text him! It is what he prefers!Copy !req
144. Just take slow, deep breaths.Copy !req
145. Mrs. Hill, calm down.
You're having a panic attack.Copy !req
146. Oh, I do not know what that was,
but I assure you,Copy !req
147. I am much too strong
for it to have been a panic attack.Copy !req
148. Maybe we reschedule you for tomorrow.Copy !req
149. Fine. If you insist.Copy !req
150. I hope your machine is fixed by then.Copy !req
151. Don't worry, Mom.Copy !req
152. Staying here makes more sense
than you going back to Arlen,Copy !req
153. just to come back tomorrow for your MRI.Copy !req
154. Make yourself at home.Copy !req
155. I gotta work on some sauces
for Dallas Foodie Week,Copy !req
156. so I'll be in the kitchen,Copy !req
157. emulsifying all night.Copy !req
158. Yes, that is as sexy as it sounds.Copy !req
159. Don't you mind me at all.Copy !req
160. I will be out of your way.
Just point me to the TV remote,Copy !req
161. and you go get saucy.Copy !req
162. Here you go, Mrs. Hill.Copy !req
163. Joseph, what is that?Copy !req
164. Oh! That's Lead Dead Redemption,Copy !req
165. the apartment pencil fight champ.Copy !req
166. Bobby got tired of losing,
so I retired it.Copy !req
167. So, what is this pencil fighting?Copy !req
168. A guy holds his pencil
with both hands, like this,Copy !req
169. and another guy uses his own pencil
to try and break it.Copy !req
170. Would a pencil like this work?Copy !req
171. The only rule is
it has to be a wood pencil,Copy !req
172. but... it takes years of
practice and trainingCopy !req
173. to get the technique just right.Copy !req
174. Especially if you're gonna take on
Lead Dead Redemption.Copy !req
175. You hold it... something like this?Copy !req
176. Uh, you'll never get enough
force holding it like that—Copy !req
177. - Hoyeah!
- Ah!Copy !req
178. - Lead Dead!
- What?Copy !req
179. Of course I know
what pencil fighting is!Copy !req
180. I was a substitute detention teacher
for years.Copy !req
181. I will call her "Leadward Scissorhands."Copy !req
182. - And now, she's the champ here.
- Hold up!Copy !req
183. She has to defend her title!Copy !req
184. Hoyeah!Copy !req
185. Who's your mama?Copy !req
186. Hoyeah!Copy !req
187. You just got Pegged.Copy !req
188. - Huh?Copy !req
189. - Dude, yes! Yeah!
- Woo-hoo! Yeah, Mom!Copy !req
190. Excuse me!
A light breeze blew off my ascot.Copy !req
191. Did any of you see it?Copy !req
192. No. This is a gathering for men!Copy !req
193. Sick!Copy !req
194. - But, wait.Copy !req
195. We must help our weak,
pathetic, emasculated brotherCopy !req
196. because that's what men do!Copy !req
197. Do you know the Four F-Bombs?Copy !req
198. Family, faith, fitness...Copy !req
199. Damn! What's the last one?Copy !req
200. Hello! Oh, yeah!Copy !req
201. Finances!Copy !req
202. That's clever, see? Because money talks.Copy !req
203. Over the next two days,Copy !req
204. you can expect to build up
your entrepreneurship,Copy !req
205. self-confidence, leadership skills,
and brotherhood.Copy !req
206. Well, this sounds like it's gonna be
a very pleasant experience.Copy !req
207. - [♪ dramatic music playing]
- I am a man!Copy !req
208. - I'm a man!Copy !req
209. If you aren't, you can ring
the Bell of Defeat and go home!Copy !req
210. - Keep that head up, bro.Copy !req
211. Let's go!Copy !req
212. I'm so glad we're here.Copy !req
213. Yeah.Copy !req
214. Let's freaking go!Copy !req
215. Most of us are in financial troubleCopy !req
216. from either working under a female,
or a beta,Copy !req
217. instead of investing
and starting our own businesses.Copy !req
218. Working under another man... sounds sus.Copy !req
219. - Oh, yeah.
- That's what I've been saying.Copy !req
220. Hang on there.
I worked for Buck StricklandCopy !req
221. of Strickland Propane for nearly 30 years.Copy !req
222. And trust me, Buck was no "beta."Copy !req
223. Sure, buddy.Copy !req
224. You're all broke, but I can fix that.Copy !req
225. Today, we're learning how to grind.Copy !req
226. You have an hour to pitch products
and/or servicesCopy !req
227. to each other and flip those $5 into 20.Copy !req
228. Let's see who's got that dog in 'em!Copy !req
229. Uh... Alright.Copy !req
230. You look like the kind of manCopy !req
231. that appreciates propane
and propane accessories.Copy !req
232. I sell solar panels.Copy !req
233. - You game?Copy !req
234. Yeah.Copy !req
235. I'll teach you to get
rare Valorant skins for... 2.50.Copy !req
236. - Keep talking.
- 2.50 for the skins?Copy !req
237. Not bad. How much is the meat?Copy !req
238. Dr. Johnson to PEDs two.Copy !req
239. Dr. Alexander! Can you hold it, please?Copy !req
240. I know yesterday was not my best day,
but today,Copy !req
241. Peggy Hill is gonna
make it though her MRI.Copy !req
242. And you can count on that, Doc.Copy !req
243. Sure.Copy !req
244. - [clicking, whirring]Copy !req
245. - [exhales, groans]Copy !req
246. Oh!Copy !req
247. Mrs. Hill, your behavior indicatesCopy !req
248. - you are having another panic attack.Copy !req
249. Of course, I am!
Will you people back the up?Copy !req
250. - And call my son to come get meCopy !req
251. and take me back to his place!Copy !req
252. We're going to have
to reschedule you for tomorrow.Copy !req
253. Do not just stand there.Copy !req
254. - Gimme a Xanax!Copy !req
255. Diabetes!Copy !req
256. - Let's go!Copy !req
257. Defeat your demons, like men!Copy !req
258. - Man up!
- Come on, let's go! Be a man!Copy !req
259. - [♪ exciting music continues]
- [grunting, panting]Copy !req
260. Gotdangit!Copy !req
261. Come on, G.H., we can finish this.Copy !req
262. No, I can't!Copy !req
263. I'm just another weak loser
destined for cucktitude.Copy !req
264. Those words, whatever they mean,Copy !req
265. have never described a Hill!Copy !req
266. Okay.Copy !req
267. - Come on! Come on!
- Let's go!Copy !req
268. - Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
269. Great job, dude!Copy !req
270. None for me, thanks.
I have a wife for that.Copy !req
271. These are the Nads of Truth.Copy !req
272. While your brother is holding these balls,Copy !req
273. the rest of us will listen
to what he has to say and support him.Copy !req
274. Feel free to share any and all obstaclesCopy !req
275. that you feel are holding
you back as a man.Copy !req
276. I'm too short!Copy !req
277. And who tells you you're too short?Copy !req
278. Every woman on Bumble.Copy !req
279. I don't make enough money.Copy !req
280. And who says you don't make enough money?Copy !req
281. My ex-wife.Copy !req
282. Hm, another female.Copy !req
283. Nobody gets my jokes.Copy !req
284. - And who doesn't get your jokes?
- Everyone.Copy !req
285. And who is slightly more
than half of everyone?Copy !req
286. Females!Copy !req
287. Fellas, I don't think all women—Copy !req
288. Ah, ah, ah! G.H. has the Nads.Copy !req
289. Go ahead, brother.Copy !req
290. Brothers,
I've been struggling a lot recently.Copy !req
291. Mostly because this girl I really like
put me in the friend zoneCopy !req
292. before I got a chance to ask her out.Copy !req
293. - That's bullshit!
- Ugh!Copy !req
294. Now, hold on—Copy !req
295. See? Nobody ever gets my jokes!Copy !req
296. - Now, G.H., I tell you what—
- Nads!Copy !req
297. Just because a girl
wants to be your friendCopy !req
298. doesn't mean she's a bad person.Copy !req
299. - Nads.Copy !req
300. But do friends stay up late,
laughing on the phone together?Copy !req
301. Or talk about problems
we have with our parents?Copy !req
302. - That sounds like a pretty good friend—
- She was leading me on!Copy !req
303. Eli's right. Females are the problem!Copy !req
304. If she just wants to be your friend,
that's her choice,Copy !req
305. and you need to respect her decision.Copy !req
306. What's the problem with
respecting her decision?Copy !req
307. That's the foundation
for a good relationship.Copy !req
308. Yeah, if you're a spineless,
dick-less jellyfish.Copy !req
309. Actually, I think jellyfish—Copy !req
310. Remember we talked about
which animals have dicks?Copy !req
311. I think all of you
need a lesson on chivalry.Copy !req
312. - You're a beta!
- Jellyfish!Copy !req
313. Alright, Nad Talk over.
Don't listen to 'em, G.H.Copy !req
314. Why would I listen to you?Copy !req
315. Because I'm almost certain
that I'm the only one hereCopy !req
316. who still has a wife.Copy !req
317. Shut up! You ain't my daddy!Copy !req
318. You're just a weak sissy with a fat neck!Copy !req
319. A stupid soy-boy!Copy !req
320. - [♪ dramatic sting]Copy !req
321. And that better be sweat
comin' out of your eyeballs, boy!Copy !req
322. After droppin' that pass,Copy !req
323. you deserved all the name-callin'
from the other team!Copy !req
324. The names you called me were worse.Copy !req
325. Well, that's 'cause you're weak.
I blame your mama.Copy !req
326. Hell, after raising you up to be a sissy,Copy !req
327. she deserves name-callin', too!Copy !req
328. With a mediocre-lookin' wife!Copy !req
329. - Bwah!Copy !req
330. I have a fresh box of number twos.
Who's ready to dance?Copy !req
331. Sorry, Mom.
I've got to approve our final menuCopy !req
332. and finish these flyers
for Dallas Foodie Week.Copy !req
333. I'm even more behind
because of last night.Copy !req
334. Joseph?Copy !req
335. Baby weight don't scare me, girl.Copy !req
336. Oh, come on, Bobby,Copy !req
337. you can take just a little break.Copy !req
338. - I wish I could.Copy !req
339. Dang it!
I missed a call from my shrimp guy!Copy !req
340. It's okay, I got it!Copy !req
341. - [♪ dramatic music plays]
- Hm...Copy !req
342. Let me just get on my backCopy !req
343. and scooch backwards
with my arms to my sides...Copy !req
344. Oh, Mom? That's a tight spot.Copy !req
345. You're gonna have another...Copy !req
346. Would you look at that.Copy !req
347. - Got it!
- [♪ upbeat guitar music plays]Copy !req
348. Eli! We need to speak to youCopy !req
349. about what happened yesterday, men-to-man.Copy !req
350. Of course.Copy !req
351. I've been thinking a lot
about yesterday as well.Copy !req
352. G.H., I may have led you astray.Copy !req
353. Well, I'm glad you said that,
Eli, because—Copy !req
354. Instead of allowing yourself
to live in the friend zone,Copy !req
355. like your simping beta brother suggested,Copy !req
356. you should ask out
all of that girl's friendsCopy !req
357. to make her jealous.Copy !req
358. Then, she'll perceive you
as having higher value.Copy !req
359. And then I get to date her?Copy !req
360. No, no, little man.
She gets to think she's dating you.Copy !req
361. You'll actually be clapping her friends.Copy !req
362. Clapping her what?Copy !req
363. No, we've heard enough.Copy !req
364. G.H. and I are done.Copy !req
365. Come on G.H., ring the bell.Copy !req
366. Now, I don't expect a full refund,Copy !req
367. but you can write me a prorated checkCopy !req
368. for the remainder of the Boot Camp-inar.Copy !req
369. Bro's givin' up, but I'm not.Copy !req
370. Only simps give up.Copy !req
371. Also, all sales are final.
I cashed your check.Copy !req
372. Hello, Dale. Uh,Copy !req
373. - how do I find out about a person?Copy !req
374. I knew this day would come.Copy !req
375. It's about time you found out
what your wife was up to.Copy !req
376. What? Dammit, Dale.
I'm talkin' about a stranger.Copy !req
377. No one's a stranger to me, Hank!Copy !req
378. I know everything about everyone.Copy !req
379. Well, do you know anything
about a jerk named Eli Selwick?Copy !req
380. He runs somethin' called
the ManMade Boot Camp-inar.Copy !req
381. - Who?
- Just get me all the info you can on him.Copy !req
382. And destroy all the information on Peggy.Copy !req
383. Okay. Shredding it now.Copy !req
384. Ah, my hand!Copy !req
385. Okay. It's nothing.Copy !req
386. It's not a big deal.Copy !req
387. Just like going down
a tube slide as a kid.Copy !req
388. - A really slow, tight,Copy !req
389. loud tube slide.Copy !req
390. - Hi, Mrs. Hill.Copy !req
391. This is completely against protocol,Copy !req
392. but someone wants to talk to you.Copy !req
393. - Hey, Mom.
- Bobby?Copy !req
394. Yep. Just wanted to tell you,Copy !req
395. we're gonna start a new promotion
at the restaurant.Copy !req
396. We're having mother-son lunches
every TuesdayCopy !req
397. with a themed menu, inspired byCopy !req
398. your cookin'.Copy !req
399. - [♪ gentle music playing]
- Would you wanna come up once a weekCopy !req
400. - and check it out?
- I would love that, Bobby.Copy !req
401. Now, honey,
please let the doctor do her job.Copy !req
402. Sorry, Dr. Alexander! He's an only child.Copy !req
403. They are very entitled.Copy !req
404. Time to get this over with.Copy !req
405. You figured out the panic attacks
were psychosomatic?Copy !req
406. Nice. You're a good son.Copy !req
407. Her knee will be fine.
However, I can't help but noticeCopy !req
408. there's some scar tissue
in her groin area.Copy !req
409. Like she was kicked by
a 12-year-old some time ago.Copy !req
410. You can tell
it was a 12-year-old?Copy !req
411. And that's why it's important
for you to retain your semen.Copy !req
412. Uh, gentlemen?Copy !req
413. I noticed a common thread in your stories.Copy !req
414. You all have been hurtCopy !req
415. or shunned by women or girls,Copy !req
416. which got me thinkin'
that maybe your fearless leader,Copy !req
417. - Eli here, has been, too.
- Who hasn't?Copy !req
418. - Eli, you'll see I have the Nads of Truth.Copy !req
419. Now, I looked into Eli,
and I had a talk with his ex-girlfriend.Copy !req
420. What did that bitch have to say?Copy !req
421. - Do these mean nothing to you?Copy !req
422. Now, she had a lot of
interesting things to say.Copy !req
423. The most interesting beingCopy !req
424. that you don't own ManMade.Copy !req
425. - Your mother does.Copy !req
426. Elias Selwick, dammit,
if you would've told meCopy !req
427. you were spreadin' bile
with this venture...Copy !req
428. You really paid for everything?Copy !req
429. Of course, I did.Copy !req
430. I hoped this camp would help him open up
and make some friendsCopy !req
431. now that his adult braces are off.Copy !req
432. Mom! Stop talking!Copy !req
433. So a family member gave me
an initial investment of 50 grand.Copy !req
434. That's what every businessman gets.Copy !req
435. You need to update
the ManMade curriculum immediately,Copy !req
436. or I will be withdrawing my investment.Copy !req
437. See, brothers?
This is exactly what I'm talking about,Copy !req
438. females causing our problems.Copy !req
439. Speak for yourself, Eli.Copy !req
440. My wife, mother,
and our propane delivery womanCopy !req
441. have supported me through just about
every crisis I can think of.Copy !req
442. And if we aren't gettin' support
from those women in our lives,Copy !req
443. it's because we haven't earned it.Copy !req
444. That's the lesson this camp should teach.Copy !req
445. - Nads.Copy !req
446. Hey, King, you know
your dating profile says you're 6'2".Copy !req
447. You can't blame women
for being disappointedCopy !req
448. when they meet you and see you're 5'4".Copy !req
449. Yeah, you might be right about that.Copy !req
450. And, brother, with respect,
maybe the real reason you're brokeCopy !req
451. is that you spend the alimony moneyCopy !req
452. your ex-wife pays you on swords.Copy !req
453. I needed some of 'em! But, not all of 'em.Copy !req
454. To be fair, my jokes are
flagrantly misogynistic.Copy !req
455. Ah, geez. Yeah, that guy's got a point.Copy !req
456. Ring that bell,
and you'll be a Broke Boy AmbassadorCopy !req
457. - for the rest of your life!Copy !req
458. Oh! Of course
Mr. Gets-No-Bitches is tapping out.Copy !req
459. That's the only thing
he's tapped in his life!Copy !req
460. Mikey, don't you dare.Copy !req
461. If you ring that bell, I'll... I-I'll...Copy !req
462. I'll actually be really hurt.Copy !req
463. We started this together, man!Copy !req
464. Yeah, whatever, Friend-Zoned Freddy.Copy !req
465. You should probably ask your mom
to buy you a shirtCopy !req
466. that's not suffocating your nips.Copy !req
467. They're screaming for help, bro.Copy !req
468. - [♪ soft music playing]
- Let's go home now.Copy !req
469. That's a good idea.Copy !req
470. We should do something nice
for our bitches.Copy !req
471. Yeah, I think we have
a little more work to do.Copy !req
472. - Yep.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
473. - Hello, Didi.
- Hi, Hank.Copy !req
474. Mom.Copy !req
475. Good Hank.Copy !req
476. Well, the boy still ain't quite right,Copy !req
477. but at least he's showin'
his mother some respect.Copy !req
478. Go fetch your things.Copy !req
479. What's this piece of crap?Copy !req
480. Well, this here is G.H.'s first bitCopy !req
481. of freedom and responsibility.Copy !req
482. We used the settlement money
to buy G.H.'s first car.Copy !req
483. - Sorta looks like it has herpes.
- Yeah, well,Copy !req
484. this car's gonna be a long-term projectCopy !req
485. that G.H. and I can work on
together whenever he wants.Copy !req
486. I'd like to continue to
help him on his journey.Copy !req
487. Catch you later, big bro.Copy !req
488. Hank is fine.Copy !req
489. I hear you're back on the market.Copy !req
490. I can provide and cook pretty well.Copy !req
491. Why don't I send you a resume?Copy !req
492. I, uh, can't read?Copy !req
493. That's no problem!
I can help you sound it out!Copy !req
494. - Oh, man.Copy !req
495. Dang ol' brutal, man.Copy !req
496. You can only hold him for a second!Copy !req
497. I gotta stay alive so Good Hank
doesn't come out as terrible as you did.Copy !req
498. Too bad, old man.Copy !req
499. Ah, my hand!Copy !req