1. Well, will you look at this?Copy !req
2. Minh started a lifestyle blog!Copy !req
3. Well, good for her.Copy !req
4. Unsubscribe.Copy !req
5. "Dear Mrs. Hill, while we
appreciate your enthusiasmCopy !req
6. "for the position of Budget
and Finance Director,Copy !req
7. "we disagree that your experience hagglingCopy !req
8. "in Saudi Arabian flea marketsCopy !req
9. equates to a two-year masters
in economics."Copy !req
10. Laminate beams in a flood zone?Copy !req
11. Stupid Property Twins.Copy !req
12. They'd be better off installing
sleeves onto their shirts.Copy !req
13. Hank, I have changed my mind
about converting Bobby's room.Copy !req
14. I thought you needed a home officeCopy !req
15. to plan budgets and woo donors.Copy !req
16. I am just leaving academia behind
and embracing retirement.Copy !req
17. You should just convert his room
into something more useful,Copy !req
18. like a home cinema.Copy !req
19. How is that useful?Copy !req
20. Maybe when Hollywood makes
somethin' for us again,Copy !req
21. like Forrest Gump.Copy !req
22. Up to you.
It is not like I will beCopy !req
23. Zooming into
an exciting new job anytime soon.Copy !req
24. You know, it's kinda sad
to change Bobby's room.Copy !req
25. I know he's a restaurateur now,Copy !req
26. but seems like just yesterday,
he was a kidCopy !req
27. with his silly dreams of bein' on TVCopy !req
28. and makin' bad jokes all day.Copy !req
29. Hi! I'm Bobby Hill!Copy !req
30. Executive Chef of Robata Chane.Copy !req
31. As the hardest-working Japanese-German
hibachi jockey in Dallas,Copy !req
32. I have what it takes to be the next...Copy !req
33. "King of the Grill!"Copy !req
34. - Take seven. I guess.Copy !req
35. - No surprises this time, okay, Emilio?Copy !req
36. From flank to wagyu—Copy !req
37. - Oh! Ugh! Cut!Copy !req
38. - Dang it!Copy !req
39. Take it from the top, Mr. Bobby?Copy !req
40. Oh crap,Copy !req
41. I have a budget meeting right now.Copy !req
42. - I'll— I'll re-shoot the video later.
- What about the rat?Copy !req
43. We open in an hour.Copy !req
44. Just make sure it doesn't
run into the restaurant.Copy !req
45. - You got it, Bobby.
- And don't shoot it!Copy !req
46. We are on track to
profitability in 18 monthsCopy !req
47. versus the two-year projection
in the business plan.Copy !req
48. That's good news because this comes out of
Chane's recreation budget,Copy !req
49. and he just totaled his WRX.Copy !req
50. That stop sign came outta nowhere!
Not my fault.Copy !req
51. Well, we do have a problem
that may require hiring someone.Copy !req
52. - I saw a rat in the kitchen.
Gross!Copy !req
53. What kinda place are you running, man?Copy !req
54. You guys cut the exterminator budget!Copy !req
55. Fix this rat problem ASAP!Copy !req
56. This isn't a food court in El Paso!
Let's go, son.Copy !req
57. Uh, Chane, wait a minute, man.Copy !req
58. Have you heard of King of the Grill?Copy !req
59. - That Texas cooking showCopy !req
60. that Fox stupidly canceled 15 years ago?Copy !req
61. Yes, that show!
They're bringing it back!Copy !req
62. If I get in, I was wondering
if your dad would buyCopy !req
63. some ads to promote the restaurant.Copy !req
64. Are you nuts? You heard him.
We can't be asking for more money.Copy !req
65. And anyway, you'd never win.Copy !req
66. Nobody wants to see
someone like you on TV.Copy !req
67. Reality shows are for guys with
six-packs and cool haircuts.Copy !req
68. Hey, maybe I should get on a reality show.Copy !req
69. Yep.Copy !req
70. - Yup.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
71. - Yep— Oh! Sorry, guys.Copy !req
72. Great conversation, but I gotta go.Copy !req
73. Where are you off to?Copy !req
74. I got plans with my friends.Copy !req
75. Plans? With your... what?Copy !req
76. My friends that I made while
you were in Saudi Arabia.Copy !req
77. Their names are Lucas, Isaiah, and Ernie.Copy !req
78. Now that I'm out of the house again,
I've reconnected with them.Copy !req
79. And it's been great.Copy !req
80. Ooh! I should go change and get ready.Copy !req
81. Ernie makes fun of me if I come in lookin'Copy !req
82. "low rent."Copy !req
83. I've never heard of Bill's friends.Copy !req
84. Of course you haven't. They're not real.Copy !req
85. We had to indulge Bill
and his fabricated storiesCopy !req
86. the entire time you were gone.Copy !req
87. I tell ya what, man, might need to ol'
have one of 'em ol' talks, man.Copy !req
88. Like one of 'em dang ol'
come-to-Jesus type, man.Copy !req
89. Boomhauer's right.
You have to talk to him, Hank.Copy !req
90. Even if they're fake,
I cannot live in a worldCopy !req
91. where Bill has more friends than me.Copy !req
92. I guess I'll just have to pay
for an exterminatorCopy !req
93. outta my own pocket.Copy !req
94. You can afford that, yes?Copy !req
95. No, man. I make the same as you.Copy !req
96. Same as me? Mierda.Copy !req
97. Well, I took less salary
in exchange for my 15% ownership.Copy !req
98. And it only pays off
if the restaurant is a success.Copy !req
99. And that's why I work so dang hard.Copy !req
100. You do work too hard.
If you were an R&B singer,Copy !req
101. you would be called The Weekdays.Copy !req
102. But, how will you find a dirt-cheap
exterminator by tomorrow?Copy !req
103. You called the right guy.Copy !req
104. I'll take care of this rodent
that is afflictingCopy !req
105. your ethnic cuisine establishment.Copy !req
106. But, don't worry, Bobby.Copy !req
107. This rattus is gratis.Copy !req
108. You're gonna do this for free?Copy !req
109. What? No! I thought gratis
just meant a slight discount.Copy !req
110. Explains why I haven't
been paid in a while.Copy !req
111. Why does this trap need a camera?Copy !req
112. That ain't for the trap.Copy !req
113. That's for my Patreon.Copy !req
114. Yo! Chane!Copy !req
115. Wow, Joseph. You know college people?Copy !req
116. I went to high school with him.Copy !req
117. He's a dick,
but his girlfriend Connie is cool.Copy !req
118. - You-you mean that blonde girl?
- What?Copy !req
119. - [moaning, kissing]
- College guys are easy.Copy !req
120. - [clicking, beeps]
Yep.Copy !req
121. Okay, I know I said I was fine aboutCopy !req
122. settling into retirement,Copy !req
123. but I do not know, Hank.Copy !req
124. It just feels like everyone else is doingCopy !req
125. bigger and better things with their lives.Copy !req
126. Even Bill!Copy !req
127. Bill's not doin' better anything.Copy !req
128. Well, I just ran into Bill outside,Copy !req
129. and he says he's going to North Arlen
to hang with his boys.Copy !req
130. Ugh, he called them his "boys"?Copy !req
131. He is really fallin' off
the reality wagon.Copy !req
132. Huh...Copy !req
133. I should've known
this Dallas restaurant ratCopy !req
134. would have more street smarts
than the hillbilly rats back in Arlen.Copy !req
135. First thing we gotta do is make him lazy.Copy !req
136. Wait, wait. The health inspector
isn't gonna like this.Copy !req
137. Says the guy with a rat
running all over his floor.Copy !req
138. Next up, I call thisCopy !req
139. the "Judas Rat."Copy !req
140. So, your new plan is to releaseCopy !req
141. another rat into the restaurant?Copy !req
142. This isn't just another rat.Copy !req
143. It is equipped with
biometric tracking devices,Copy !req
144. and it will double-cross
the restaurant ratCopy !req
145. by leading me to them.Copy !req
146. Uh, okay, there's no wayCopy !req
147. I can afford somethin' like this.Copy !req
148. Oh, these are just prototype drawings.
Here's the current model.Copy !req
149. - Soon as he catches up to Restaurant Rat,Copy !req
150. I hit a button, and boom!Copy !req
151. - No explosives, Mr. Gribble.Copy !req
152. Excuse me.Copy !req
153. Now that he's deployed,Copy !req
154. - I have to track and follow his signal.
- [watch beeps, chimes]Copy !req
155. He's heading to the ceiling!Copy !req
156. Hey, Bobby. Got your message.Copy !req
157. What was so important that
you needed to see me about?Copy !req
158. Connie, there's no easy way to say this.
I'm really sorry,Copy !req
159. but Chane is cheating on you.Copy !req
160. Damn you, Judas Rat!
- Uh, that's not possible.Copy !req
161. I know. I know!
I didn't wanna believe it either.Copy !req
162. Although I can't say I was too surprised.Copy !req
163. No. It's technically impossible for him
to be cheating on meCopy !req
164. because we are in an open relationship.Copy !req
165. We both can hook up with other people
whenever we feel like it.Copy !req
166. Wait, what?Copy !req
167. Hank! What are you doin'
on this side of town?Copy !req
168. I followed you.
I was worried you were slippin' intoCopy !req
169. a hopeless pit of
mental illness and despair.Copy !req
170. Oh, that was sweet of ya.Copy !req
171. How on earth did you end up here?Copy !req
172. You can thank your tenant,
Brian Robertson.Copy !req
173. After I was forced into early retirement,Copy !req
174. I didn't have a purpose.Copy !req
175. Brian told me to call his cousin, Lucas,
who owns a barbershop.Copy !req
176. Granted, I didn't know
it was a Black barbershop.Copy !req
177. Although, I guess it makes sense
that Brian, being Black,Copy !req
178. would have a Black cousin.Copy !req
179. And I suppose odds
that a Black barber would own a—Copy !req
180. I get it, Bill.Copy !req
181. But, the barbershop
shut down during COVID,Copy !req
182. and I spiraled into depression.Copy !req
183. But, because you brought me
out of that, Hank,Copy !req
184. I was able to come back hereCopy !req
185. and reconnect with everyone.Copy !req
186. Hey, you should come in.
I'll introduce you to the fellas.Copy !req
187. Uh, sure.Copy !req
188. I'd like to meet your friends.Copy !req
189. Hank Hill, propane
and propane accessories, retired.Copy !req
190. Pleased to meet you all.Copy !req
191. - Hank? Boy, are we happy to meet you!Copy !req
192. Well, thank you.
Nice to make your acquaintance, uh...Copy !req
193. I'm Lucas. This is my shop.
Have a seat.Copy !req
194. - E! It's Hank!
- Hold up.Copy !req
195. This is the neighbor you told us about?Copy !req
196. He's not fat and disgusting at all.Copy !req
197. Let me guess.Copy !req
198. - Oprah-zempic.
- E! Don't mind Ernie.Copy !req
199. His mouth runs faster
than his head sometimes,Copy !req
200. but it's all love.Copy !req
201. I'm Isaiah Meyers.Copy !req
202. I just want you to know
that I've been praying for you, brother.Copy !req
203. You have? Well, I-I guess that's, uh—Copy !req
204. You know, about the...
suicidal tendencies.Copy !req
205. Ooh, damn. You gon' be alright around
all these razors and big-ass scissors?Copy !req
206. - [Isaiah/Lucas] E! Mm.
- Then stop telling me stuff!Copy !req
207. Sorry, Hank. It's just thatCopy !req
208. BD didn't tell us his friend
was leaving the house again.Copy !req
209. What exactly did "BD" say about me?Copy !req
210. Oh, you know, not much.Copy !req
211. I might've mentioned your severe bouts
with weight gain,Copy !req
212. loneliness, and depression, and,Copy !req
213. uh, how I helped you get through all that.Copy !req
214. Right.
You told 'em about "my" depressionCopy !req
215. - and how "you" helped "me"?
Speaking of which,Copy !req
216. if you still need a job, I need a driver.Copy !req
217. Come on, Ernie.Copy !req
218. The man came down here
to hang out with his friend.Copy !req
219. My bad. Just trying to help.Copy !req
220. Hey, Hank. I think you dropped somethin'.Copy !req
221. Hey, Hank, how long have
you known the Dauterives?Copy !req
222. I have known, uh...Copy !req
223. Sorry, the Dauterives?Copy !req
224. Yeah. Bill and Peggy.Copy !req
225. Oop. I forgot to tell you.Copy !req
226. Everyone here thinks I'm married to Peggy.Copy !req
227. Bwah!Copy !req
228. So, uh,
have you all met "Mrs. Dauterive"?Copy !req
229. Nah, she's too busy traveling the world.Copy !req
230. You know she can speak fluent Spanish?Copy !req
231. That's why they have
a vacation home in Mexico.Copy !req
232. And the kid they adopted, little Bobbito.Copy !req
233. He's touched.Copy !req
234. Well, Bill sure is a lucky man
to have that Peggy by his side.Copy !req
235. Hank, we better get going.Copy !req
236. You know how— how you get
if you don't have lunch early.Copy !req
237. He tries to, heh, you know...Copy !req
238. - Alright, keep your head up, Hank!Copy !req
239. - See y'all later!
- Stay strong, Hank!Copy !req
240. Take good care of him, Bill.Copy !req
241. - What the hell, Bill?
- I'm sorry,Copy !req
242. but pretending to be married to PeggyCopy !req
243. gave me the confidence
to make new friends.Copy !req
244. I mean, who wouldn't like the kind of man
who was able to get Peggy?Copy !req
245. You photoshopped my wife's headCopy !req
246. on some... buxom trollop.Copy !req
247. Now, I have to imagine
you lookin' at that and...Copy !req
248. and enjoying it.Copy !req
249. It's a half a commandment
short of adultery, Bill.Copy !req
250. Please don't blow my cover. Please, Hank!Copy !req
251. I'm not gonna tell them the truth,Copy !req
252. because you have to.Copy !req
253. You started it, and you need to end it.Copy !req
254. Well, I'm not going to.Copy !req
255. Look, am I gonna have
to kick your ass, "BD"?Copy !req
256. You can't push me around anymore.Copy !req
257. I have the strength that comes
from the love of a good woman.Copy !req
258. You aren't married to Peggy!Copy !req
259. How could you be in
an open relationship? With Chane?Copy !req
260. It's not just an open relationship.Copy !req
261. We're practicing ENM,
ethical non-monogamy.Copy !req
262. Each of us is allowed to do what we want,Copy !req
263. whenever we want, with total freedomCopy !req
264. as long as we get approval from
our partner every step of the way.Copy !req
265. So, you "approved" that blonde girl?Copy !req
266. Tammy? First of all,Copy !req
267. she's not really blonde. And second,Copy !req
268. her sorority is on our pre-approved list.Copy !req
269. You approved a whole sorority?Copy !req
270. You don't have
a whole fraternity that you—Copy !req
271. Would that be a problem?
Have you ever heard of slut shaming?Copy !req
272. It is the single worst thing
anyone can do to someone.Copy !req
273. Look, my arrangement with Chane
just works for me.Copy !req
274. I'm double majoring in electrical
and mechanical engineering.Copy !req
275. I am way too busy for
monogamous relationships.Copy !req
276. But, do you... love him?Copy !req
277. I like him. For this.Copy !req
278. Okay, but have you ever thoughtCopy !req
279. maybe I'd be good for
ethical non-monogamy, too?Copy !req
280. Oh, Bobby. You're not ENM material.Copy !req
281. It's just not how you're programmed.Copy !req
282. You'd end up getting hurt,Copy !req
283. and I would never do that to you.Copy !req
284. Ugh. Thank you so much.Copy !req
285. Good news! I've patched up
the ceiling for you, gratis.Copy !req
286. Bad news, I can't find Judas Rat.Copy !req
287. I think he may have turned on me.Copy !req
288. So now, we have a two-rat problem.Copy !req
289. It appears so, but don't fear.Copy !req
290. I have another plan
that is really guaranteed to work!Copy !req
291. I call this one...Copy !req
292. - "Sexy Rat!" Shi-shi-sha!Copy !req
293. Sexy Rat will use her feminine wilesCopy !req
294. to lure the other two rats out.Copy !req
295. Careful! Don't stare at her too long,Copy !req
296. or you'll fall in love.Copy !req
297. - Mr. Gribble,Copy !req
298. I don't think I'll be needing
your services anymore.Copy !req
299. Well, you're not gonna believe this.Copy !req
300. Bill has been hangin' out
at a Black barbershop,Copy !req
301. and he told everyone there
that you're his wife.Copy !req
302. Well, I can believe the second part.Copy !req
303. You threatened to kick his ass, right?Copy !req
304. Well, of course. But, he saidCopy !req
305. being married to you makes him
more confident and likable.Copy !req
306. And all the guys at the shop
think you're likeCopy !req
307. - the best that's ever happened to him.
- Really?Copy !req
308. Wh-What else did they say about me?
Do you think they wanna meet me?Copy !req
309. Well, it's not really you.Copy !req
310. It's a twisted fictionalization of you.Copy !req
311. I bet Black Barbershop PeggyCopy !req
312. would've gotten the job
at the community college.Copy !req
313. Because she's Black?Copy !req
314. No, Hank!Copy !req
315. Because she's probably
not boring like I am.Copy !req
316. I bet Black Barbershop Peggy
is leading an exciting lifeCopy !req
317. with lots of friends
and taking fun, fun trips.Copy !req
318. Oh! It would probably be
like that movie Girls Trip.Copy !req
319. This is serious.Copy !req
320. We took vows to be
each other's one and only.Copy !req
321. There's somethin' beautiful about that,Copy !req
322. and I don't like that Bill
is horning his way in.Copy !req
323. Oh, Hank. You can't freak out every timeCopy !req
324. another man pretends I am his wife.Copy !req
325. You're just mad you cannot make Bill stop.Copy !req
326. You're right, I can't.Copy !req
327. But, you can.
You're the only one he'll listen to.Copy !req
328. - Peggy!
- Alright! I will talk to him!Copy !req
329. I heard what you have been telling people
at the barbershop.Copy !req
330. - Peggy! I can explain. I—
- Bup-bup-bup!Copy !req
331. I'm curious,
what did you tell them I do for a living?Copy !req
332. I told them the truth.
You're a retired substitute teacher.Copy !req
333. Hm, can you tell them that I was hired
by the Heimlich Community College?Copy !req
334. No, no, no! The University of Texas.Copy !req
335. Say that I am a tenured
humanities professor.Copy !req
336. No! A vice dean.Copy !req
337. No, I can't change the story now!
That'd make me a liar.Copy !req
338. But... I could tell them
you climbed the Guadalupe Peak.Copy !req
339. Yikes! I would never do that.Copy !req
340. But, Black Barbershop Peggy would.Copy !req
341. Ooh! Maybe for your birthday,
we could go kite-surfing in Belize.Copy !req
342. I have always wanted to try that!Copy !req
343. I'm so glad you aren't mad at me.Copy !req
344. Say, would you do me a tiny favor?Copy !req
345. Hank was actin' weird yesterday,Copy !req
346. and I think the guys
are a little suspicious.Copy !req
347. Could you stop by the shop later?Copy !req
348. I just need them to know you're real.Copy !req
349. Oh. Now, Bill, it's fun to
pretend here in the driveway,Copy !req
350. but I do not think—Copy !req
351. But, you could just drop
something off and leave!Copy !req
352. You don't even have to
give me a long kiss!Copy !req
353. Maybe just a quick peck
on the lips, like this.Copy !req
354. This needs to stop, Bill.Copy !req
355. The cheek would work, too.Copy !req
356. End this lie today!Copy !req
357. And so, that wraps up
another 14-hour day for meCopy !req
358. because I understandCopy !req
359. that to be the next "King of the Grill,"Copy !req
360. I have to sacrifice my—Copy !req
361. That is it!Copy !req
362. I've had it with all these got-dang rats.Copy !req
363. Huh?Copy !req
364. Shit!Copy !req
365. You're usually closed by now.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
366. Well, I practically live here,Copy !req
367. and why are you taking our used grease?Copy !req
368. I sell artisan soaps and gels on Etsy.Copy !req
369. And your restaurant has some
of the highest quality greaseCopy !req
370. in the Metroplex.Copy !req
371. You have good taste in fats and tallows.Copy !req
372. Oh! Th-Thank you.Copy !req
373. Um, I'm Bobby Hill,Copy !req
374. executive chef and partial owner
of Robata Chane.Copy !req
375. - Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
376. I'm Willow.
Were you gonna cook me or kill me?Copy !req
377. Who needs college?Copy !req
378. I'm in life college,Copy !req
379. and class is always in session.Copy !req
380. I spent a semester in college, okay?Copy !req
381. It's a scam. There's nothin' in lifeCopy !req
382. that actually requires a baccalaureate.Copy !req
383. I concur. See?Copy !req
384. I know words, too!Copy !req
385. - Kanpai!
Prost!Copy !req
386. Are you havin' some kinda
social gathering?Copy !req
387. Yeah, sort of.Copy !req
388. Sorry about all the cars and noise.Copy !req
389. But, you can tell Peggy
I put an end to the lie.Copy !req
390. Well, that's great.Copy !req
391. Don't you feel better
now that the truth is out?Copy !req
392. Oh, I didn't tell them the truth.Copy !req
393. Okay. Did you tell them
that you're gettin' divorced?Copy !req
394. I could never divorce Peggy!Copy !req
395. She was the love of my life.Copy !req
396. - So, I just told everyone Peggy died.
- You what?Copy !req
397. You killed off my wife?Copy !req
398. Shh! Hank, please!Copy !req
399. I didn't want this to be a big deal,Copy !req
400. but people just started
showin' up at my house.Copy !req
401. I guess in the Black community,Copy !req
402. people visit and bring food
to help you grieve.Copy !req
403. I think every community does that.Copy !req
404. I don't know, Hank.
A lotta horrible stuff has happened to me,Copy !req
405. and nobody's ever brought me food.Copy !req
406. But, you know, now that you're here,Copy !req
407. do you have any good stories about
Peggy's childhood that I can borrow?Copy !req
408. So, I was just over at Bill's house.Copy !req
409. Did he end the charade?Copy !req
410. Oh, he ended it alright.Copy !req
411. By tellin' everyone that you died.Copy !req
412. What?Copy !req
413. You can get through it.
- Oh, help him, Lord.Copy !req
414. Yes.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
415. The reason I was this charming,Copy !req
416. self-assured man that you all knowCopy !req
417. is because I-I had a wife like Peggy.Copy !req
418. She showed me how to face my fears.Copy !req
419. From Boggle tournaments
to beauty pageants,Copy !req
420. there wasn't a challenge
Peggy couldn't take on.Copy !req
421. She published her musings in the paperCopy !req
422. and adventured to the Middle East,Copy !req
423. where she mastered their languages.Copy !req
424. She lived...Copy !req
425. Take your time, baby.Copy !req
426. She lived an exciting, full life!Copy !req
427. We were even planningCopy !req
428. to go kite-surfing in Belize
for her birthday.Copy !req
429. And although she didn't
always succeed in everything,Copy !req
430. she was always an inspirationCopy !req
431. to all of us.Copy !req
432. She always carried herself like a winner!Copy !req
433. That's why I loved her!Copy !req
434. That's why I'll always love you,Copy !req
435. Peggy Dauterive!Copy !req
436. Great day in the mornin'!Copy !req
437. Uh, dude?Copy !req
438. You wanna come see this?Copy !req
439. This is so weird.Copy !req
440. - And hot.Copy !req
441. - Are you expecting someone?
- Nope.Copy !req
442. - Connie?
- Hey.Copy !req
443. I tried calling you,
but you weren't picking up.Copy !req
444. Figured I'd just stop by.Copy !req
445. Uh, i-it's actually not a good—Copy !req
446. Hey, Connie! Come in!Copy !req
447. What?Copy !req
448. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
449. I realize I may have hurt
your feelings yesterday.Copy !req
450. Not everyone understands how ENM works.Copy !req
451. I respect your religion, Connie,Copy !req
452. and I can be into
ethical non-mamo-gamy, too.Copy !req
453. - If you ever want to.
- No, Joseph.Copy !req
454. Did you get the cookies?Copy !req
455. No. What cookies?Copy !req
456. Ah, shoot! I sent apology cookies.Copy !req
457. There was a personal note for you.Copy !req
458. Really? Well, what'd it say?Copy !req
459. I wrote my number on
the tub in lipstick.Copy !req
460. It'll wash off. I think.Copy !req
461. Oh, no! Is this your girlfriend?Copy !req
462. Okay, I am so sorry.
I just met himCopy !req
463. when I was taking grease from the alley
behind the restaurant,Copy !req
464. and we got drunk on leftover saké, and,Copy !req
465. you know, I ended up sleeping over.Copy !req
466. He didn't say anything about you.Copy !req
467. The alley behind the restaurant?Copy !req
468. Um...Copy !req
469. Willow, this is Connie.Copy !req
470. She's not my girlfriend, but, actually,Copy !req
471. even if she was,Copy !req
472. it would be okay that she slept over,Copy !req
473. seeing how you practice
ethical non-monogamy.Copy !req
474. I heard about that when I was at SMU.Copy !req
475. It's just some BS college girls say
to get side dick.Copy !req
476. - Excuse me?Copy !req
477. ENM is a relationship structureCopy !req
478. that allows people to have
a connection without hurdlesCopy !req
479. like jealousy or expectations.Copy !req
480. Yeah, and side dick.Copy !req
481. Anyway, I was on my way out.Copy !req
482. Thanks for a fun night, Bobby.Copy !req
483. By the way, you know how you told me
you became a robata chefCopy !req
484. because you grilled with your dad
every weekend?Copy !req
485. That was sweet. You should include it
in your audition tape for that show.Copy !req
486. Willow, would you like
to stay and hang outCopy !req
487. on the balcony with me and Joseph?Copy !req
488. And Connie, too, if she wants.Copy !req
489. - Yeah, that'd be cool.
- Sure.Copy !req
490. - [♪ gentle music continues]
- I'm Willow.Copy !req
491. - Hey. Joseph.
- You're gonna love this!Copy !req
492. "You're not ENM material
because you're husband material."Copy !req
493. - Who the hell is Connie?
- I don't know. Must be a mistake.Copy !req
494. I'm not falling for that again.Copy !req
495. Mr. Bobby! We caught them!Copy !req
496. Unbelievable.Copy !req
497. Dale's Sexy Rat plan actually worked?Copy !req
498. I think Mrs. Sexy Rat was in heat.Copy !req
499. When I found them, she was doing it
with the Restaurant Rat and the Judas Rat.Copy !req
500. They were all really going at it
for a while.Copy !req
501. Good lord!Copy !req
502. They were so busy
fighting over each other,Copy !req
503. - they didn't know what hit 'em.Copy !req
504. Mr. Gribble was right?Copy !req
505. You're welcome!Copy !req
506. I have the strength that
comes from the love of a good woman.Copy !req