1. Well, will you look at this?Copy !req
2. Minh started a lifestyle blog!Copy !req
3. Well, good for her.Copy !req
4. Unsubscribe.Copy !req
5. "Dear Mrs. Hill, while we
appreciate your enthusiasmCopy !req
6. "for the position of Budget
and Finance Director,Copy !req
7. "we disagree that your experience hagglingCopy !req
8. "in Saudi Arabian flea marketsCopy !req
9. equates to a two-year masters
in economics."Copy !req
10. Laminate beams in a flood zone?Copy !req
11. Stupid Property Twins.Copy !req
12. They'd be better off installing
sleeves onto their shirts.Copy !req
13. Hank, I have changed my mind
about converting Bobby's room.Copy !req
14. I thought you needed a home officeCopy !req
15. to plan budgets and woo donors.Copy !req
16. I am just leaving academia behind
and embracing retirement.Copy !req
17. You should just convert his room
into something more useful,Copy !req
18. like a home cinema.Copy !req
19. How is that useful?Copy !req
20. Maybe when Hollywood makes
somethin' for us again,Copy !req
21. like Forrest Gump.Copy !req
22. Up to you.
It is not like I will beCopy !req
23. Zooming into
an exciting new job anytime soon.Copy !req
24. You know, it's kinda sad
to change Bobby's room.Copy !req
25. I know he's a restaurateur now,Copy !req
26. but seems like just yesterday,
he was a kidCopy !req
27. with his silly dreams of bein' on TVCopy !req
28. and makin' bad jokes all day.Copy !req
29. Hi! I'm Bobby Hill!Copy !req
30. Executive Chef of Robata Chane.Copy !req
31. As the hardest-working Japanese-German
hibachi jockey in Dallas,Copy !req
32. I have what it takes to be the next...Copy !req
33. "King of the Grill!"Copy !req
34. - And... action!Copy !req
35. - Take seven. I guess.Copy !req
36. - No surprises this time, okay, Emilio?Copy !req
37. From flank to wagyu—Copy !req
38. - Oh! Ugh! Cut!Copy !req
39. - Dang it!Copy !req
40. Take it from the top, Mr. Bobby?Copy !req
41. - Oh crap,Copy !req
42. I have a budget meeting right now.Copy !req
43. - I'll— I'll re-shoot the video later.
- What about the rat?Copy !req
44. We open in an hour.Copy !req
45. Just make sure it doesn't
run into the restaurant.Copy !req
46. - You got it, Bobby.
- And don't shoot it!Copy !req
47. We are on track to
profitability in 18 monthsCopy !req
48. versus the two-year projection
in the business plan.Copy !req
49. That's good news because this comes out of
Chane's recreation budget,Copy !req
50. and he just totaled his WRX.Copy !req
51. That stop sign came outta nowhere!
Not my fault.Copy !req
52. Well, we do have a problem
that may require hiring someone.Copy !req
53. - I saw a rat in the kitchen.
- Gross!Copy !req
54. What kinda place are you running, man?Copy !req
55. You guys cut the exterminator budget!Copy !req
56. Fix this rat problem ASAP!Copy !req
57. This isn't a food court in El Paso!
Let's go, son.Copy !req
58. Uh, Chane, wait a minute, man.Copy !req
59. Have you heard of King of the Grill?Copy !req
60. - That Texas cooking showCopy !req
61. that Fox stupidly canceled 15 years ago?Copy !req
62. Yes, that show!
They're bringing it back!Copy !req
63. If I get in, I was wondering
if your dad would buyCopy !req
64. some ads to promote the restaurant.Copy !req
65. Are you nuts? You heard him.
We can't be asking for more money.Copy !req
66. And anyway, you'd never win.Copy !req
67. Nobody wants to see
someone like you on TV.Copy !req
68. Reality shows are for guys with
six-packs and cool haircuts.Copy !req
69. Hey, maybe I should get on a reality show.Copy !req
70. Yep.Copy !req
71. - Yup.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
72. - Yep— Oh! Sorry, guys.Copy !req
73. Great conversation, but I gotta go.Copy !req
74. Where are you off to?Copy !req
75. I got plans with my friends.Copy !req
76. Plans? With your... what?Copy !req
77. My friends that I made while
you were in Saudi Arabia.Copy !req
78. Their names are Lucas, Isaiah, and Ernie.Copy !req
79. Now that I'm out of the house again,
I've reconnected with them.Copy !req
80. And it's been great.Copy !req
81. Ooh! I should go change and get ready.Copy !req
82. Ernie makes fun of me if I come in lookin'Copy !req
83. "low rent."Copy !req
84. I've never heard of Bill's friends.Copy !req
85. Of course you haven't. They're not real.Copy !req
86. We had to indulge Bill
and his fabricated storiesCopy !req
87. the entire time you were gone.Copy !req
88. I tell ya what, man, might need to ol'
have one of 'em ol' talks, man.Copy !req
89. Like one of 'em dang ol'
come-to-Jesus type, man.Copy !req
90. Boomhauer's right.
You have to talk to him, Hank.Copy !req
91. Even if they're fake,
I cannot live in a worldCopy !req
92. where Bill has more friends than me.Copy !req
93. I guess I'll just have to pay
for an exterminatorCopy !req
94. outta my own pocket.Copy !req
95. You can afford that, yes?Copy !req
96. No, man. I make the same as you.Copy !req
97. Same as me? Mierda.Copy !req
98. Well, I took less salary
in exchange for my 15% ownership.Copy !req
99. And it only pays off
if the restaurant is a success.Copy !req
100. And that's why I work so dang hard.Copy !req
101. You do work too hard.
If you were an R&B singer,Copy !req
102. you would be called The Weekdays.Copy !req
103. But, how will you find a dirt-cheap
exterminator by tomorrow?Copy !req
104. You called the right guy.Copy !req
105. I'll take care of this rodent
that is afflictingCopy !req
106. your ethnic cuisine establishment.Copy !req
107. But, don't worry, Bobby.Copy !req
108. This rattus is gratis.Copy !req
109. You're gonna do this for free?Copy !req
110. What? No! I thought gratis
just meant a slight discount.Copy !req
111. Explains why I haven't
been paid in a while.Copy !req
112. Why does this trap need a camera?Copy !req
113. That ain't for the trap.Copy !req
114. That's for my Patreon.Copy !req
115. Yo! Chane!Copy !req
116. Wow, Joseph. You know college people?Copy !req
117. I went to high school with him.Copy !req
118. He's a dick,
but his girlfriend Connie is cool.Copy !req
119. - You-you mean that blonde girl?
- What?Copy !req
120. - [moaning, kissing]
- College guys are easy.Copy !req
121. - [moaning, giggling]Copy !req
122. - [clicking, beeps]
- Yep.Copy !req
123. Okay, I know I said I was fine aboutCopy !req
124. settling into retirement,Copy !req
125. but I do not know, Hank.Copy !req
126. It just feels like everyone else is doingCopy !req
127. bigger and better things with their lives.Copy !req
128. Even Bill!Copy !req
129. Bill's not doin' better anything.Copy !req
130. Well, I just ran into Bill outside,Copy !req
131. and he says he's going to North Arlen
to hang with his boys.Copy !req
132. Ugh, he called them his "boys"?Copy !req
133. He is really fallin' off
the reality wagon.Copy !req
134. Huh...Copy !req
135. I should've known
this Dallas restaurant ratCopy !req
136. would have more street smarts
than the hillbilly rats back in Arlen.Copy !req
137. First thing we gotta do is make him lazy.Copy !req
138. Wait, wait. The health inspector
isn't gonna like this.Copy !req
139. Says the guy with a rat
running all over his floor.Copy !req
140. Next up, I call thisCopy !req
141. the "Judas Rat."Copy !req
142. So, your new plan is to releaseCopy !req
143. another rat into the restaurant?Copy !req
144. This isn't just another rat.Copy !req
145. It is equipped with
biometric tracking devices,Copy !req
146. and it will double-cross
the restaurant ratCopy !req
147. by leading me to them.Copy !req
148. Uh, okay, there's no wayCopy !req
149. I can afford somethin' like this.Copy !req
150. Oh, these are just prototype drawings.
Here's the current model.Copy !req
151. - Soon as he catches up to Restaurant Rat,Copy !req
152. I hit a button, and boom!Copy !req
153. - No explosives, Mr. Gribble.Copy !req
154. Excuse me.Copy !req
155. Now that he's deployed,Copy !req
156. - I have to track and follow his signal.
- [watch beeps, chimes]Copy !req
157. He's heading to the ceiling!Copy !req
158. Hey, Bobby. Got your message.Copy !req
159. What was so important that
you needed to see me about?Copy !req
160. Connie, there's no easy way to say this.
I'm really sorry,Copy !req
161. but Chane is cheating on you.Copy !req
162. - Damn you, Judas Rat!
- Uh, that's not possible.Copy !req
163. I know. I know!
I didn't wanna believe it either.Copy !req
164. Although I can't say I was too surprised.Copy !req
165. No. It's technically impossible for him
to be cheating on meCopy !req
166. because we are in an open relationship.Copy !req
167. We both can hook up with other people
whenever we feel like it.Copy !req
168. Wait, what?Copy !req
169. - [♪ gentle country music playing]Copy !req
170. Hank! What are you doin'
on this side of town?Copy !req
171. I followed you.
I was worried you were slippin' intoCopy !req
172. a hopeless pit of
mental illness and despair.Copy !req
173. Oh, that was sweet of ya.Copy !req
174. How on earth did you end up here?Copy !req
175. You can thank your tenant,
Brian Robertson.Copy !req
176. After I was forced into early retirement,Copy !req
177. I didn't have a purpose.Copy !req
178. Brian told me to call his cousin, Lucas,
who owns a barbershop.Copy !req
179. Granted, I didn't know
it was a Black barbershop.Copy !req
180. Although, I guess it makes sense
that Brian, being Black,Copy !req
181. would have a Black cousin.Copy !req
182. And I suppose odds
that a Black barber would own a—Copy !req
183. I get it, Bill.Copy !req
184. But, the barbershop
shut down during COVID,Copy !req
185. and I spiraled into depression.Copy !req
186. But, because you brought me
out of that, Hank,Copy !req
187. I was able to come back hereCopy !req
188. and reconnect with everyone.Copy !req
189. Hey, you should come in.
I'll introduce you to the fellas.Copy !req
190. Uh, sure.Copy !req
191. I'd like to meet your friends.Copy !req
192. Hank Hill, propane
and propane accessories, retired.Copy !req
193. Pleased to meet you all.Copy !req
194. - Hank? Boy, are we happy to meet you!Copy !req
195. Well, thank you.
Nice to make your acquaintance, uh...Copy !req
196. I'm Lucas. This is my shop.
Have a seat.Copy !req
197. - E! It's Hank!
- Hold up.Copy !req
198. This is the neighbor you told us about?Copy !req
199. He's not fat and disgusting at all.Copy !req
200. Let me guess.Copy !req
201. - Oprah-zempic.
- E! Don't mind Ernie.Copy !req
202. His mouth runs faster
than his head sometimes,Copy !req
203. but it's all love.Copy !req
204. I'm Isaiah Meyers.Copy !req
205. I just want you to know
that I've been praying for you, brother.Copy !req
206. You have? Well, I-I guess that's, uh—Copy !req
207. You know, about the...
suicidal tendencies.Copy !req
208. Ooh, damn. You gon' be alright around
all these razors and big-ass scissors?Copy !req
209. - [Isaiah/Lucas] E! Mm.
- Then stop telling me stuff!Copy !req
210. Sorry, Hank. It's just thatCopy !req
211. BD didn't tell us his friend
was leaving the house again.Copy !req
212. What exactly did "BD" say about me?Copy !req
213. Oh, you know, not much.Copy !req
214. I might've mentioned your severe bouts
with weight gain,Copy !req
215. loneliness, and depression, and,Copy !req
216. uh, how I helped you get through all that.Copy !req
217. Right.
You told 'em about "my" depressionCopy !req
218. - and how "you" helped "me"?
- Speaking of which,Copy !req
219. if you still need a job, I need a driver.Copy !req
220. Come on, Ernie.Copy !req
221. The man came down here
to hang out with his friend.Copy !req
222. My bad. Just trying to help.Copy !req
223. Hey, Hank. I think you dropped somethin'.Copy !req
224. Hey, Hank, how long have
you known the Dauterives?Copy !req
225. I have known, uh...Copy !req
226. Sorry, the Dauterives?Copy !req
227. Yeah. Bill and Peggy.Copy !req
228. Oop. I forgot to tell you.Copy !req
229. Everyone here thinks I'm married to Peggy.Copy !req
230. Bwah!Copy !req
231. So, uh,
have you all met "Mrs. Dauterive"?Copy !req
232. Nah, she's too busy traveling the world.Copy !req
233. You know she can speak fluent Spanish?Copy !req
234. That's why they have
a vacation home in Mexico.Copy !req
235. And the kid they adopted, little Bobbito.Copy !req
236. He's touched.Copy !req
237. Well, Bill sure is a lucky man
to have that Peggy by his side.Copy !req
238. Hank, we better get going.Copy !req
239. You know how— how you get
if you don't have lunch early.Copy !req
240. He tries to, heh, you know...Copy !req
241. - Alright, keep your head up, Hank!Copy !req
242. - See y'all later!
- Stay strong, Hank!Copy !req
243. Take good care of him, Bill.Copy !req
244. - What the hell, Bill?
- I'm sorry,Copy !req
245. but pretending to be married to PeggyCopy !req
246. gave me the confidence
to make new friends.Copy !req
247. I mean, who wouldn't like the kind of man
who was able to get Peggy?Copy !req
248. You photoshopped my wife's headCopy !req
249. on some... buxom trollop.Copy !req
250. Now, I have to imagine
you lookin' at that and...Copy !req
251. and enjoying it.Copy !req
252. It's a half a commandment
short of adultery, Bill.Copy !req
253. Please don't blow my cover. Please, Hank!Copy !req
254. I'm not gonna tell them the truth,Copy !req
255. because you have to.Copy !req
256. You started it, and you need to end it.Copy !req
257. Well, I'm not going to.Copy !req
258. Look, am I gonna have
to kick your ass, "BD"?Copy !req
259. You can't push me around anymore.Copy !req
260. I have the strength that comes
from the love of a good woman.Copy !req
261. You aren't married to Peggy!Copy !req
262. How could you be in
an open relationship? With Chane?Copy !req
263. It's not just an open relationship.Copy !req
264. We're practicing ENM,
ethical non-monogamy.Copy !req
265. Each of us is allowed to do what we want,Copy !req
266. whenever we want, with total freedomCopy !req
267. as long as we get approval from
our partner every step of the way.Copy !req
268. So, you "approved" that blonde girl?Copy !req
269. Tammy? First of all,Copy !req
270. she's not really blonde. And second,Copy !req
271. her sorority is on our pre-approved list.Copy !req
272. You approved a whole sorority?Copy !req
273. You don't have
a whole fraternity that you—Copy !req
274. Would that be a problem?
Have you ever heard of slut shaming?Copy !req
275. It is the single worst thing
anyone can do to someone.Copy !req
276. Look, my arrangement with Chane
just works for me.Copy !req
277. I'm double majoring in electrical
and mechanical engineering.Copy !req
278. I am way too busy for
monogamous relationships.Copy !req
279. But, do you... love him?Copy !req
280. I like him. For this.Copy !req
281. Okay, but have you ever thoughtCopy !req
282. maybe I'd be good for
ethical non-monogamy, too?Copy !req
283. Oh, Bobby. You're not ENM material.Copy !req
284. It's just not how you're programmed.Copy !req
285. You'd end up getting hurt,Copy !req
286. and I would never do that to you.Copy !req
287. Ugh. Thank you so much.Copy !req
288. Good news! I've patched up
the ceiling for you, gratis.Copy !req
289. Bad news, I can't find Judas Rat.Copy !req
290. I think he may have turned on me.Copy !req
291. So now, we have a two-rat problem.Copy !req
292. It appears so, but don't fear.Copy !req
293. I have another plan
that is really guaranteed to work!Copy !req
294. I call this one...Copy !req
295. - "Sexy Rat!" Shi-shi-sha!Copy !req
296. Sexy Rat will use her feminine wilesCopy !req
297. to lure the other two rats out.Copy !req
298. Careful! Don't stare at her too long,Copy !req
299. or you'll fall in love.Copy !req
300. - Mr. Gribble,Copy !req
301. I don't think I'll be needing
your services anymore.Copy !req
302. Well, you're not gonna believe this.Copy !req
303. Bill has been hangin' out
at a Black barbershop,Copy !req
304. and he told everyone there
that you're his wife.Copy !req
305. Well, I can believe the second part.Copy !req
306. You threatened to kick his ass, right?Copy !req
307. Well, of course. But, he saidCopy !req
308. being married to you makes him
more confident and likable.Copy !req
309. And all the guys at the shop
think you're likeCopy !req
310. - the best that's ever happened to him.
- Really?Copy !req
311. Wh-What else did they say about me?
Do you think they wanna meet me?Copy !req
312. Well, it's not really you.Copy !req
313. It's a twisted fictionalization of you.Copy !req
314. I bet Black Barbershop PeggyCopy !req
315. would've gotten the job
at the community college.Copy !req
316. Because she's Black?Copy !req
317. No, Hank!Copy !req
318. Because she's probably
not boring like I am.Copy !req
319. I bet Black Barbershop Peggy
is leading an exciting lifeCopy !req
320. with lots of friends
and taking fun, fun trips.Copy !req
321. Oh! It would probably be
like that movie Girls Trip.Copy !req
322. This is serious.Copy !req
323. We took vows to be
each other's one and only.Copy !req
324. There's somethin' beautiful about that,Copy !req
325. and I don't like that Bill
is horning his way in.Copy !req
326. Oh, Hank. You can't freak out every timeCopy !req
327. another man pretends I am his wife.Copy !req
328. You're just mad you cannot make Bill stop.Copy !req
329. You're right, I can't.Copy !req
330. But, you can.
You're the only one he'll listen to.Copy !req
331. - Peggy!
- Alright! I will talk to him!Copy !req
332. I heard what you have been telling people
at the barbershop.Copy !req
333. - Peggy! I can explain. I—
- Bup-bup-bup!Copy !req
334. I'm curious,
what did you tell them I do for a living?Copy !req
335. I told them the truth.
You're a retired substitute teacher.Copy !req
336. Hm, can you tell them that I was hired
by the Heimlich Community College?Copy !req
337. No, no, no! The University of Texas.Copy !req
338. Say that I am a tenured
humanities professor.Copy !req
339. No! A vice dean.Copy !req
340. No, I can't change the story now!
That'd make me a liar.Copy !req
341. But... I could tell them
you climbed the Guadalupe Peak.Copy !req
342. Yikes! I would never do that.Copy !req
343. But, Black Barbershop Peggy would.Copy !req
344. Ooh! Maybe for your birthday,
we could go kite-surfing in Belize.Copy !req
345. I have always wanted to try that!Copy !req
346. I'm so glad you aren't mad at me.Copy !req
347. Say, would you do me a tiny favor?Copy !req
348. Hank was actin' weird yesterday,Copy !req
349. and I think the guys
are a little suspicious.Copy !req
350. Could you stop by the shop later?Copy !req
351. I just need them to know you're real.Copy !req
352. Oh. Now, Bill, it's fun to
pretend here in the driveway,Copy !req
353. but I do not think—Copy !req
354. But, you could just drop
something off and leave!Copy !req
355. You don't even have to
give me a long kiss!Copy !req
356. Maybe just a quick peck
on the lips, like this.Copy !req
357. - [kissing, moaning]
- [♪ unsettling music playing]Copy !req
358. This needs to stop, Bill.Copy !req
359. The cheek would work, too.Copy !req
360. End this lie today!Copy !req
361. And so, that wraps up
another 14-hour day for meCopy !req
362. because I understandCopy !req
363. that to be the next "King of the Grill,"Copy !req
364. I have to sacrifice my—Copy !req
365. That is it!Copy !req
366. I've had it with all these got-dang rats.Copy !req
367. Huh?Copy !req
368. Shit!Copy !req
369. You're usually closed by now.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
370. Well, I practically live here,Copy !req
371. and why are you taking our used grease?Copy !req
372. I sell artisan soaps and gels on Etsy.Copy !req
373. And your restaurant has some
of the highest quality greaseCopy !req
374. in the Metroplex.Copy !req
375. You have good taste in fats and tallows.Copy !req
376. Oh! Th-Thank you.Copy !req
377. Um, I'm Bobby Hill,Copy !req
378. executive chef and partial owner
of Robata Chane.Copy !req
379. - Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
380. I'm Willow.
Were you gonna cook me or kill me?Copy !req
381. Who needs college?Copy !req
382. I'm in life college,Copy !req
383. and class is always in session.Copy !req
384. I spent a semester in college, okay?Copy !req
385. It's a scam. There's nothin' in lifeCopy !req
386. that actually requires a baccalaureate.Copy !req
387. I concur. See?Copy !req
388. I know words, too!Copy !req
389. - Kanpai!
- Prost!Copy !req
390. - [♪ gentle guitar plays]Copy !req
391. Are you havin' some kinda
social gathering?Copy !req
392. Yeah, sort of.Copy !req
393. Sorry about all the cars and noise.Copy !req
394. But, you can tell Peggy
I put an end to the lie.Copy !req
395. Well, that's great.Copy !req
396. Don't you feel better
now that the truth is out?Copy !req
397. Oh, I didn't tell them the truth.Copy !req
398. Okay. Did you tell them
that you're gettin' divorced?Copy !req
399. I could never divorce Peggy!Copy !req
400. She was the love of my life.Copy !req
401. - So, I just told everyone Peggy died.
- You what?Copy !req
402. You killed off my wife?Copy !req
403. Shh! Hank, please!Copy !req
404. I didn't want this to be a big deal,Copy !req
405. but people just started
showin' up at my house.Copy !req
406. I guess in the Black community,Copy !req
407. people visit and bring food
to help you grieve.Copy !req
408. I think every community does that.Copy !req
409. I don't know, Hank.
A lotta horrible stuff has happened to me,Copy !req
410. and nobody's ever brought me food.Copy !req
411. But, you know, now that you're here,Copy !req
412. do you have any good stories about
Peggy's childhood that I can borrow?Copy !req
413. So, I was just over at Bill's house.Copy !req
414. Did he end the charade?Copy !req
415. Oh, he ended it alright.Copy !req
416. By tellin' everyone that you died.Copy !req
417. What?Copy !req
418. - You can get through it.
- Oh, help him, Lord.Copy !req
419. - Yes.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
420. The reason I was this charming,Copy !req
421. self-assured man that you all knowCopy !req
422. is because I-I had a wife like Peggy.Copy !req
423. She showed me how to face my fears.Copy !req
424. From Boggle tournaments
to beauty pageants,Copy !req
425. there wasn't a challenge
Peggy couldn't take on.Copy !req
426. She published her musings in the paperCopy !req
427. and adventured to the Middle East,Copy !req
428. where she mastered their languages.Copy !req
429. She lived...Copy !req
430. Take your time, baby.Copy !req
431. She lived an exciting, full life!Copy !req
432. We were even planningCopy !req
433. to go kite-surfing in Belize
for her birthday.Copy !req
434. And although she didn't
always succeed in everything,Copy !req
435. she was always an inspirationCopy !req
436. to all of us.Copy !req
437. She always carried herself like a winner!Copy !req
438. That's why I loved her!Copy !req
439. That's why I'll always love you,Copy !req
440. Peggy Dauterive!Copy !req
441. Great day in the mornin'!Copy !req
442. - Uh, dude?Copy !req
443. You wanna come see this?Copy !req
444. This is so weird.Copy !req
445. - And hot.Copy !req
446. - Are you expecting someone?
- Nope.Copy !req
447. - Connie?
- Hey.Copy !req
448. I tried calling you,
but you weren't picking up.Copy !req
449. Figured I'd just stop by.Copy !req
450. Uh, i-it's actually not a good—Copy !req
451. Hey, Connie! Come in!Copy !req
452. What?Copy !req
453. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
454. I realize I may have hurt
your feelings yesterday.Copy !req
455. Not everyone understands how ENM works.Copy !req
456. I respect your religion, Connie,Copy !req
457. and I can be into
ethical non-mamo-gamy, too.Copy !req
458. - If you ever want to.
- No, Joseph.Copy !req
459. Did you get the cookies?Copy !req
460. No. What cookies?Copy !req
461. Ah, shoot! I sent apology cookies.Copy !req
462. There was a personal note for you.Copy !req
463. Really? Well, what'd it say?Copy !req
464. I wrote my number on
the tub in lipstick.Copy !req
465. It'll wash off. I think.Copy !req
466. Oh, no! Is this your girlfriend?Copy !req
467. Okay, I am so sorry.
I just met himCopy !req
468. when I was taking grease from the alley
behind the restaurant,Copy !req
469. and we got drunk on leftover saké, and,Copy !req
470. you know, I ended up sleeping over.Copy !req
471. He didn't say anything about you.Copy !req
472. The alley behind the restaurant?Copy !req
473. Um...Copy !req
474. Willow, this is Connie.Copy !req
475. She's not my girlfriend, but, actually,Copy !req
476. even if she was,Copy !req
477. it would be okay that she slept over,Copy !req
478. seeing how you practice
ethical non-monogamy.Copy !req
479. I heard about that when I was at SMU.Copy !req
480. It's just some BS college girls say
to get side dick.Copy !req
481. - Excuse me?Copy !req
482. ENM is a relationship structureCopy !req
483. that allows people to have
a connection without hurdlesCopy !req
484. like jealousy or expectations.Copy !req
485. Yeah, and side dick.Copy !req
486. - [♪ gentle music playing]Copy !req
487. Anyway, I was on my way out.Copy !req
488. Thanks for a fun night, Bobby.Copy !req
489. By the way, you know how you told me
you became a robata chefCopy !req
490. because you grilled with your dad
every weekend?Copy !req
491. That was sweet. You should include it
in your audition tape for that show.Copy !req
492. Willow, would you like
to stay and hang outCopy !req
493. on the balcony with me and Joseph?Copy !req
494. And Connie, too, if she wants.Copy !req
495. - Yeah, that'd be cool.
- Sure.Copy !req
496. - [♪ gentle music continues]
- I'm Willow.Copy !req
497. - Hey. Joseph.
- You're gonna love this!Copy !req
498. "You're not ENM material
because you're husband material."Copy !req
499. - Who the hell is Connie?
- I don't know. Must be a mistake.Copy !req
500. I'm not falling for that again.Copy !req
501. Mr. Bobby! We caught them!Copy !req
502. Unbelievable.Copy !req
503. Dale's Sexy Rat plan actually worked?Copy !req
504. I think Mrs. Sexy Rat was in heat.Copy !req
505. When I found them, she was doing it
with the Restaurant Rat and the Judas Rat.Copy !req
506. They were all really going at it
for a while.Copy !req
507. Good lord!Copy !req
508. They were so busy
fighting over each other,Copy !req
509. - they didn't know what hit 'em.Copy !req
510. Mr. Gribble was right?Copy !req
511. You're welcome!Copy !req
512. I have the strength that
comes from the love of a good woman.Copy !req