1. Great work on the seaweed, Miguel!Copy !req
2. The way you dice is oh-so-nice.Copy !req
3. And talk to me, Sandra.Copy !req
4. How we lookin' on the herring tempura?Copy !req
5. Ist gut?Copy !req
6. So freaking gut!Copy !req
7. - That's what I like to hear!Copy !req
8. Hi, Mom.
- How is my little restaurateur?Copy !req
9. I'm good, Mom. Can't wait to see you guys.Copy !req
10. Hope you bring your appetites.Copy !req
11. We did!Copy !req
12. Oh, uh, Bobby, I hope you don't mind.Copy !req
13. We invited Dale and Nancy.Copy !req
14. We thought we'd make a trip of itCopy !req
15. and go to the Bush Presidential Library.Copy !req
16. Anybody else want some colloidal silverCopy !req
17. to protect us from the Dallas 5G,Copy !req
18. which is full of carcinogens?Copy !req
19. Uh, so would it be okay
if they joined us for dinner?Copy !req
20. Of course. The Gribbles are family,Copy !req
21. and dinner's on me.Copy !req
22. Uh, Bobby, one more thing.
Uh, before the library,Copy !req
23. we were hoping to stop by
the restaurant for a little tour.Copy !req
24. Figure I'd get there early
to test that type two propane tankCopy !req
25. to make sure it's pumpin' out
all 46,000 BTUs.Copy !req
26. I am so happy you took my advice
and chose that one.Copy !req
27. Oh, and I brought the manual
to double-checkCopy !req
28. you're not breakin' any code violations.Copy !req
29. Uh, great. No problem. Safety first,Copy !req
30. but I got it handled, Dad.Copy !req
31. You should just enjoy the food.Copy !req
32. What I will enjoy is makin' sure
your propane systemCopy !req
33. is exactly as I described.Copy !req
34. That's all the enjoyment I need.Copy !req
35. Alright, see you soon.Copy !req
36. What's wrong, Chef Bobby?
You look even paler than usual.Copy !req
37. Like scared mayonnaise.Copy !req
38. Oh, man, my parents wanna
tour of the place,Copy !req
39. and I hadn't told my dadCopy !req
40. that I use Japanese
Binchotan coals to cookCopy !req
41. instead of propane.Copy !req
42. - So what?
- Emilio,Copy !req
43. my dad loves four things in life,Copy !req
44. America, my mom, me, and propane.Copy !req
45. And when I was a kid,
depending on the week,Copy !req
46. propane would be above me on the list.Copy !req
47. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
48. Why don't I greet them at the door
with saké bombs so strong,Copy !req
49. they'll pass out before
they even make it to the table?Copy !req
50. Or... I stage a robberyCopy !req
51. and tell 'em the thieves
only took the propane.Copy !req
52. My dad might
actually believe that.Copy !req
53. Irasshaimase and willkommen,
Hills and Gribbles!Copy !req
54. This is Robata Chane,Copy !req
55. a traditional Japanese barbecueCopy !req
56. with a fusion of flavors and techniquesCopy !req
57. from the German traditions
of the Texas Hill Country.Copy !req
58. I'm Chef Bobby.Copy !req
59. And my son.Copy !req
60. I have been looking forward to this momentCopy !req
61. since we got back from
Saudi Arabia.Copy !req
62. I am so proud of you, Bobby.Copy !req
63. That's enough, Peggy.Copy !req
64. His staff's not gonna respect
a mama's boy.Copy !req
65. - Oh, I love the ambiance here.
- [♪ soft Japanese music playing]Copy !req
66. It's so mystical.Copy !req
67. Well, all the decor has
been carefully researchedCopy !req
68. and chosen to represent the cultureCopy !req
69. of the people who inspired my menu.Copy !req
70. So, let's take a look
at that propane setup.Copy !req
71. Uh, Dad...
- Charcoal?Copy !req
72. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
73. This is just for show.
Lure in the out-of-towners.Copy !req
74. - The propane's in the back, right?
- Dad, Dad, Dad!Copy !req
75. - I use charcoal to cook. Not propane.Copy !req
76. - No!Copy !req
77. Here we go.Copy !req
78. What? But we went over
the different systemsCopy !req
79. for hours over the phone!Copy !req
80. Those were some of the best times
we ever spent together.Copy !req
81. Were all those "uh-huhs" you said
after every point I made just lies?Copy !req
82. No. I considered propane.Copy !req
83. Considered? It gets worse!Copy !req
84. Are you sure you're not
just following a trendCopy !req
85. 'cause it's cool and foreign?Copy !req
86. No, sir. I spent time researchingCopy !req
87. the history of German
and Japanese cuisine.Copy !req
88. They don't make commercial-grade
Schwenker grills,Copy !req
89. and this is the best
and only way to cook robata.Copy !req
90. Well, I guess every meal
I've ever fed ya,Copy !req
91. I did it wrong then.Copy !req
92. Dad, that's not what I'm sayin'!Copy !req
93. You don't have to. I get it.Copy !req
94. Anything traditional is bad.Copy !req
95. We'll come back after the museum.Copy !req
96. I need to clear my head first
with some authentic Texan history.Copy !req
97. Let's go, guys.Copy !req
98. But I really need to use the bathroom!Copy !req
99. Wait till the library, Dale.Copy !req
100. Okay, but I can't
promise the dam will hold.Copy !req
101. Truth is there's been
a little breach already.Copy !req
102. I don't get it, Peggy.
Why can't he make a restaurantCopy !req
103. where he cooks on a propane backyard grillCopy !req
104. just like everybody else in Texas?Copy !req
105. That boy ain't right.Copy !req
106. Now, Hank, Bobby is not
our little boy anymore.Copy !req
107. He is his own man.Copy !req
108. Alright then. That man ain't right.Copy !req
109. Now's probably not the time to—Copy !req
110. It's not!Copy !req
111. What with your dad
and the whole propane thing—Copy !req
112. What is it, Emilio?Copy !req
113. We're running low on Binchotan.Copy !req
114. But how can that be?
We're Hitachiya's only customer.Copy !req
115. - Probably why he went out of business.
- Ugh!Copy !req
116. But I have some good news.
I called Hitachiya,Copy !req
117. and he recommended
another charcoal supplier.Copy !req
118. Well, why didn't you start with that?Copy !req
119. You see the day I'm having.Copy !req
120. Let's give him a call.Copy !req
121. Moshi moshi. Yoshida Charcoal,Copy !req
122. the supplier of the finest
authentic Binchotan in Dallas.Copy !req
123. - Moshi moshi.
How may I help you?Copy !req
124. Sir, my name is Bobby Hill.Copy !req
125. I'm the head chef at Robata Chane,Copy !req
126. and I'm here with my sous chef, Emilio.Copy !req
127. - Yo.
- Yeah, so we're in search ofCopy !req
128. a new Binchotan charcoal supplier.Copy !req
129. - Hello?
Yeah?Copy !req
130. I was thinkin', can we start
with a weekly order of,Copy !req
131. say, ten 22-pound bags?Copy !req
132. Maybe a mix of two-thirds Kirimaru
and one-third Kowari?Copy !req
133. No.Copy !req
134. Uh, I'm sorry, why not?Copy !req
135. You said you run a robata, right?Copy !req
136. - Yes.
Are you Japanese?Copy !req
137. No.Copy !req
138. Then, I stand by my earlier "no."Copy !req
139. What the hell just happened?Copy !req
140. Was that the actual baseball
thrown by President BushCopy !req
141. before game three of
the 2001 World Series,Copy !req
142. - providing hope to a grieving nation?
- Yes!Copy !req
143. You are making my job easy.Copy !req
144. And this is the pen the President usedCopy !req
145. to sign the legislationCopy !req
146. that lifted the ban on offshore drilling.Copy !req
147. So many jobs created with one pen stroke.Copy !req
148. Can we see something more interesting?Copy !req
149. This is interesting!Copy !req
150. Here's a man who respects history.Copy !req
151. This is just what I needed, Peggy.Copy !req
152. A baseball and a pen?Copy !req
153. Maybe there's a letter opener
I could use to kill myself.Copy !req
154. Don't you dare kill yourself
and leave me here, Peggy Hill!Copy !req
155. - Vaya Con Dios.Copy !req
156. Look, can't you guys
handle this on your own?Copy !req
157. It's our business school
Greek Freak party.Copy !req
158. We tried, but the supplier
won't sell us the charcoalCopy !req
159. because we're not Japanese.Copy !req
160. - [♪ house music blasting inside]
- Well, I'm not Japanese.Copy !req
161. But you are the majority owner
of Robata Chane.Copy !req
162. You're the majority owner
of up my day.Copy !req
163. - Let me handle this.Copy !req
164. Hello. I'm the owner of Robata Chane,Copy !req
165. and we'd like to talk to the owner
of this fine establishment.Copy !req
166. I am the owner.Copy !req
167. But we spoke to a Mr. Yoshida
on the phone.Copy !req
168. That is me.Copy !req
169. Dude, don't be a dick. Go get the owner.Copy !req
170. He's probably a little guy, black hair?Copy !req
171. Get out of my shop!Copy !req
172. Look, I get it. You hate your job.Copy !req
173. Just tell Yoshida we're here.Copy !req
174. Chane, I think this is Mr. Yoshida.Copy !req
175. But you're Black.Copy !req
176. I was adopted by a baby
by Makoto and Yamamoto JunkoCopy !req
177. and raised in Japan. I'm Japanese.Copy !req
178. You think coming here with
some token Japanese guyCopy !req
179. is going to make me sell out?Copy !req
180. - I'm Laotian.
Even worse!Copy !req
181. You think Asians can't steal culture
from other Asians?Copy !req
182. Don't get me started on Hapkido.Copy !req
183. That shit's just Aikido for Korean.Copy !req
184. Mr. Yoshida, please.
We've got a restaurant to run,Copy !req
185. and I'm turnin' a lot of people onCopy !req
186. to traditional Binchotan-flavored robata.Copy !req
187. - Now, why isn't that a good thing?
- Still no.Copy !req
188. You don't understand!
I'm down to my last box.Copy !req
189. I'll have to close my restaurant
if I don't get more.Copy !req
190. Good. You should have thought of that
before you weren't Japanese!Copy !req
191. - What?
- Now I know this guy's JapaneseCopy !req
192. 'cause he's stubborn as hell!Copy !req
193. Your loss, dude.
We're gonna find another wood burner.Copy !req
194. Do you know who my father is?
Ted Wassanasong.Copy !req
195. Did he play for the Tokyo Giants?Copy !req
196. What? No. But, he can do anything.Copy !req
197. In fact, he could start
a Binchotan businessCopy !req
198. and drive you out of the state.Copy !req
199. Oh, yeah? Well, then I'll just sue youCopy !req
200. for racial discrimination
against Black small businesses.Copy !req
201. You can't play two race cards!Copy !req
202. Hijole, the cojones on this guy.Copy !req
203. Man, if there was a Laotian martial art,Copy !req
204. I'd use it to kick your ass.Copy !req
205. There is a Laotian martial art.
It's called Muay Lao.Copy !req
206. Don't tell me about my culture!
It's called "suck it!"Copy !req
207. Alright, thank you, Mr. Yoshida.Copy !req
208. You have a nice day.Copy !req
209. And here is
a pair of leather work glovesCopy !req
210. given to people who helped President Bush
clear invasive cedarCopy !req
211. from his ranch in Crawford, Texas.Copy !req
212. Wow. Invasive cedar.Copy !req
213. See? Presidents really do
defend America from all enemies,Copy !req
214. both foreign and domestic.Copy !req
215. Lies! The Great Cedar Ranch Scam
was a false flagCopy !req
216. to distract the dummies from
the real invasion by the MS-13Copy !req
217. in the secret tunnels from
Acapulco to the Denver Airport.Copy !req
218. This is why
I didn't want Dale to come.Copy !req
219. Well, Hank, I could not just ask Nancy.Copy !req
220. I disagree. Nancy is a good hang.Copy !req
221. Hank, do you really wanna
give people the impressionCopy !req
222. you have two beautiful wives?Copy !req
223. They will think you are a Mormon elder.Copy !req
224. This election
wasn't really determinedCopy !req
225. by the Supreme Court!Copy !req
226. It was decided by the United Nations,Copy !req
227. as has every election,Copy !req
228. and Miss Universe,Copy !req
229. since 1979!Copy !req
230. Uh, I'm sorry for my friend.Copy !req
231. Eh, we get at least one a day.Copy !req
232. I heard on Newsmax that
Chief Justice William RehnquistCopy !req
233. was actually a Russian double agent.Copy !req
234. - Ban Ki-moon was his handler.
That's old hat!Copy !req
235. He was a double agent, but not for Russia.Copy !req
236. He was working for the Vatican.Copy !req
237. You can read all about it in my Substack.Copy !req
238. Ooh, I wanna subscribe!Copy !req
239. No, guys, don't listen to him.Copy !req
240. Dale has an active imagination.Copy !req
241. He's for entertainment purposes only.Copy !req
242. Hank, I am a trusted source now.Copy !req
243. A sober gray beard.
The voice of common sense.Copy !req
244. People are waking up to the truth.Copy !req
245. Do you wanna hear the boring facts
about Laura Bush's inaugural gown?Copy !req
246. Yes, please!Copy !req
247. Or about George Bush's
secret twin brother Jub,Copy !req
248. who took his place after
the pretzel choking incidentCopy !req
249. where the real George Bush died?Copy !req
250. - Jub!
Jub! Jub! Jub!Copy !req
251. Wait, do y'all wanna hear
the real true story...Copy !req
252. - Ah!
- ... of George Bush and the thrown shoe?Copy !req
253. It's a doozy. See? Facts can be fun.Copy !req
254. I've got even funner facts!Copy !req
255. Now Jub, or "Jubya,"
as the Secret Service calls him,Copy !req
256. - has a third nipple.Copy !req
257. Which is why you never saw
Bush without a shirt on.Copy !req
258. Ciao, Roberto!
How's the robata racket treatin' you?Copy !req
259. Not so good, Mr. Cappatelli.Copy !req
260. I had to shut my restaurant downCopy !req
261. until I can find some more charcoal.Copy !req
262. Sorry to hear that.
How can we be of assistance?Copy !req
263. Well, you use a wood-fire oven.Copy !req
264. Is there any chance you know
a good charcoal supplier?Copy !req
265. Let's say we do.Copy !req
266. If we give you that information,
what would be in it for us?Copy !req
267. Uh... Oh. My eternal gratitude...?Copy !req
268. We were thinkin' somethin'
a little more substantial.Copy !req
269. Yeah, maybe we could find
a way to... exchange leases?Copy !req
270. Exchange leases?Copy !req
271. We could use the extra space
for a bigger wood-fire oven,Copy !req
272. and we'd find you a nice spot
in a part of town that's more...Copy !req
273. "desirable" for your kind of cuisine.Copy !req
274. A safer part of town.Copy !req
275. Oh!Copy !req
276. Are you "leaning" on me?Copy !req
277. You know,
"making me an offer I can't refuse"?Copy !req
278. Whoa! Madonn'a mia!Copy !req
279. Do I look like Tony Soprano to you?Copy !req
280. No! I was just jokin'!Copy !req
281. That show is why I canceled my HBO.Copy !req
282. You know, Yoshida warned us about you.Copy !req
283. We could put that up all over the street,Copy !req
284. or you can swap leases with us.Copy !req
285. You have to admit,
it's a proposition you can't say no to.Copy !req
286. Come on! That's the same
as an offer I can't refuse!Copy !req
287. Oh! Again with this guy!Copy !req
288. It was two Italian guys,Copy !req
289. and they threw a soppressata at me,
and I'm being offensive?Copy !req
290. Yeah, I, I feel ya.Copy !req
291. I mean, I'm the only white dude
on my road crew.Copy !req
292. As a white dude,
one of my biggest problemsCopy !req
293. is I have no freaking clue
what to wear on Halloween.Copy !req
294. Apparently, I can't be
Speedy Gonzales anymore.Copy !req
295. Well, that is pretty racist.Copy !req
296. Speedy Gonzales' racist?Copy !req
297. He's a hero.Copy !req
298. He fought the good fight
against American imperialism.Copy !req
299. You know, the cat? Sylvester?Copy !req
300. Well, bet your bottom dollarCopy !req
301. Mel Blanc wouldn't be able to do
Speedy's voice nowadays.Copy !req
302. - Who's Mel Blanc?
- Who—Copy !req
303. Only a genius who did the voicesCopy !req
304. for Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, and Daffy Duck!Copy !req
305. Genius? Sounds more like a white guyCopy !req
306. who stole a lot of jobs from Latinos
and farm animals.Copy !req
307. But, for serious,
we're down to our last box of charcoal.Copy !req
308. - What do you wanna do?
I don't know!Copy !req
309. How do you pass a testCopy !req
310. when there's so many
different people marking it?Copy !req
311. Suffering succotash!Copy !req
312. Welcome to the Situation Room!Copy !req
313. A unique interactive experienceCopy !req
314. set up so you'll be able to re-enactCopy !req
315. a crisis in America's history.Copy !req
316. Oh boy.Copy !req
317. Please let it be
the Kennedy assassination.Copy !req
318. The Ted Kennedy assassination.Copy !req
319. That whole Kennedy family.
What a train wreck.Copy !req
320. - Mm-hmm.
- I'd ride that train.Copy !req
321. - Mm-hmm!
- Well, they were beloved.Copy !req
322. You'll work as a team
and make important decisionsCopy !req
323. about the September 2008 housing crisis,Copy !req
324. during the collapse of
the subprime mortgage industryCopy !req
325. when the government debated the takeoverCopy !req
326. of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.Copy !req
327. - Ooh, that's a juicy one.Copy !req
328. Would you like to be the president?Copy !req
329. I do solemnly swearCopy !req
330. that I will faithfully executeCopy !req
331. the office of President of
the United States and will—Copy !req
332. A simple "yes" would've sufficed.Copy !req
333. Ma'am, you'll be
Fed Chairman John Paulson.Copy !req
334. Hoyeah!Copy !req
335. I can buy and sell all of you losers.Copy !req
336. Sug, can I be the Fannie Mae president?Copy !req
337. I just like the name Fannie Mae.Copy !req
338. Huh, uh... Sure.Copy !req
339. And I'll be the head of
the shadowy Trilateral Commission,Copy !req
340. David Rockefeller.Copy !req
341. And you'll be the Queen of England.Copy !req
342. We all know that
the president's just a puppet,Copy !req
343. and that the Queen and Lyndon LaRouche
pulled all the strings.Copy !req
344. That's not true, Dale.Copy !req
345. Can you prove that it isn't true?
Can you, Hank?Copy !req
346. Mr. President to you, Rockefeller.Copy !req
347. Can I be Epstein?Copy !req
348. From Welcome Back, Kotter? No. Why?Copy !req
349. Can I be Obama's Kenyan handler?Copy !req
350. Obama was born in Hawaii.Copy !req
351. That's reason enough not to vote for him
without makin' stuff up.Copy !req
352. Wait, aren't you gonna do anything?Copy !req
353. You're the president.Copy !req
354. No, not if this group isn't gonna respect
the historical accuracy.Copy !req
355. I might as well stand here and do nothing.Copy !req
356. Fine. Vice President it is.Copy !req
357. Bobby, someone's here to...Copy !req
358. Mr. Wassanasong!
What a... pleasant surprise?Copy !req
359. Bobby, I'd like to have a word
with you in your office. Now.Copy !req
360. Why didn't you tell me they were here?
I coulda ran.Copy !req
361. I tried.Copy !req
362. I think I've got a solution
for your charcoal problem.Copy !req
363. You do?Copy !req
364. Use propane. Propane is cheap, Bobby.Copy !req
365. If you lose money,
Chane might give up on business schoolCopy !req
366. and go back to being a DJ.
So, it's propane!Copy !req
367. What? No! No!Copy !req
368. The food won't have the traditional
Japanese authenticityCopy !req
369. we are going for here.Copy !req
370. Bobby, I'd love to serve
authentic Laotian cuisineCopy !req
371. - if anybody ever heard of it.
- Nice one, Dad.Copy !req
372. But, you know what
everybody's heard of? Propane.Copy !req
373. And nobody's gonna notice you're using it.Copy !req
374. - I'll notice.
- Sorry. Chef Bobby?Copy !req
375. There's some ethnic association
that needs to speak to you.Copy !req
376. Again?Copy !req
377. Ted, I might need your help on this.Copy !req
378. Bobby, I'm a silent partner.Copy !req
379. For a silent partner,
you sure yell at me a lot.Copy !req
380. Bobby Hill? We'd like to
talk to you about your menu.Copy !req
381. We have some concerns about it.Copy !req
382. But, you're white.
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
383. German, to be precise.Copy !req
384. Scheisse.Copy !req
385. We're representatives fromCopy !req
386. the Dallas German American
Cultural Association,Copy !req
387. and we're concerned about
the fusion aspect of your menu.Copy !req
388. May I ask what part of
Germany your family is from?Copy !req
389. Well, I think there's, uh, some German,Copy !req
390. but it's mostly Scottish-Irish descent.Copy !req
391. How much German?Copy !req
392. Obviously, it'd be best
if you were racially pure.Copy !req
393. Really? You're going there?Copy !req
394. "Hill." That's not a German name.Copy !req
395. Are you any relation to Cotton Hill?Copy !req
396. I'm his grandson!Copy !req
397. He machine-gunned my grandfather.Copy !req
398. So, he was one of the "fitty" men?Copy !req
399. We'd like to try your food.Copy !req
400. If it's authentic,
we'll write you up in our newsletterCopy !req
401. and the Dallas German community will hear.Copy !req
402. And if it's not authentic,
they will also hear.Copy !req
403. What all the sheeple
didn't realize was thatCopy !req
404. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac
were both the same person,Copy !req
405. engineered to create
the illusion of choice.Copy !req
406. That's not true.Copy !req
407. They weren't people.
They were banking institutions.Copy !req
408. Not according to Newsmax.
I'm with Rockefeller.Copy !req
409. He's not Rockefeller,Copy !req
410. and you're not the Queen of England.Copy !req
411. Nobody turns their back on the Queen!Copy !req
412. - [♪ dramatic music plays]
- What the...?Copy !req
413. History does repeat itself.Copy !req
414. Oh, Sug, shouldn't we leave now?
Bobby's been waitin' for us.Copy !req
415. Wingo! I'm starvin'. Let's go!Copy !req
416. - Who's taking over?
- Well, I'm the Queen of England!Copy !req
417. - We're not Britain!
- I vote for Jub.Copy !req
418. I vote for Epstein!
- Bwah!Copy !req
419. I'll have you all beheaded.
I have no shoes!Copy !req
420. Last thing I wanna do
is cancel this dinnerCopy !req
421. after makin' such a big deal to my dad.Copy !req
422. Maybe he's right.Copy !req
423. If I just use propane
and stop tryin' to be authentic,Copy !req
424. this would all go away.Copy !req
425. Do you think your food would be better
if you used propane?Copy !req
426. - No.
- Bobby,Copy !req
427. I've worked in a lot of restaurants.Copy !req
428. An Italian food place
that a Chinese guy owned,Copy !req
429. a Persian restaurant that
an Irish woman owned,Copy !req
430. and a Denny's.Copy !req
431. All of them had Latinos in the kitchen
and all of them went underCopy !req
432. because they didn't do their homeworkCopy !req
433. and were trying too hard
to please everyone else.Copy !req
434. You're a great chef, Bobby.Copy !req
435. And I oughta know.Copy !req
436. I've worked with a lot
of crappy ones before.Copy !req
437. Thank you, Emilio.Copy !req
438. But there are other people
I need to convince.Copy !req
439. Let's close down the restaurant early,Copy !req
440. so I can use this last box of charcoalCopy !req
441. for the only meal that matters now.Copy !req
442. Our last supper?Copy !req
443. Could be, if we drop the ball.Copy !req
444. There's been a lot of talk
about this restaurantCopy !req
445. and the food I serve here.Copy !req
446. Fair enough.
But, what isn't fair is thatCopy !req
447. many of you haven't tasted it yet.Copy !req
448. So, me and my staff have cooked a mealCopy !req
449. that I think will blow your socks off.Copy !req
450. - Well, not if you didn't use propane.
- Why did I agree to come here?Copy !req
451. Isn't it "knock your socks off"?Copy !req
452. But, before we serve it,Copy !req
453. let me make something perfectly clear.Copy !req
454. This is not authentic
Japanese or German food.Copy !req
455. It's authentic "Bobby food."Copy !req
456. It's important that
I'm authentic to myself.Copy !req
457. I love food. All food.Copy !req
458. I can vouch for that.
I once saw him dip a fruit pieCopy !req
459. - into some tuna fish.
- Okay, Mom.Copy !req
460. So, everyone, please,
let your taste buds do the talking.Copy !req
461. And if there's any way
to improve these dishes,Copy !req
462. let me know. Emilio?Copy !req
463. Well, this is... so different.Copy !req
464. Different, awful?Copy !req
465. No, honey. Different, good.Copy !req
466. The Binchotan coals really
bring out the complexitiesCopy !req
467. of the two different foods.Copy !req
468. This really shouldn't work, but it does.Copy !req
469. Wunderbar!
We should serve this at Oktoberfest.Copy !req
470. Well, maybe we can make that happen.Copy !req
471. For the right price, of course.Copy !req
472. Business!Copy !req
473. - Hank, just try the food.Copy !req
474. Try it, Sug. Once you start,
you can't stop.Copy !req
475. If you don't want yours,
I'll eat it, Hank.Copy !req
476. What am I eating, Bobby?Copy !req
477. My own special creation.Copy !req
478. Yuzu-wurst stuffed with
rice and pickled daikon.Copy !req
479. The men's room's down
the hall to your left,Copy !req
480. if you wanna spit your food out, Dad.Copy !req
481. Uh, Bobby, recent events
have made me understandCopy !req
482. why you value historical accuracy
and authenticity.Copy !req
483. When I was at the Bush Library,Copy !req
484. I realized just how hard it was
to get a consensus.Copy !req
485. And, uh, well, the consensus hereCopy !req
486. is that everyone loves the food.Copy !req
487. And that includes me.Copy !req
488. And, if my research is correct,Copy !req
489. propane wasn't available
in the 17th century, right?Copy !req
490. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
491. So, maybe the inventors of robata
would've made that choiceCopy !req
492. if only it had been available back then.Copy !req
493. Sure, Dad.Copy !req
494. I'd like to make a toast to the chef.Copy !req
495. - [♪ gentle music playing]
- To Bobby Hill.Copy !req
496. To Bobby Hill!Copy !req
497. Hurrah, Bobby!Copy !req
498. Okay! Who's ready for
sauerkraut ice cream?Copy !req
499. Yoshida?Copy !req
500. I remember another timeCopy !req
501. when Bobby wrapped a slice
of baloney around a Twinkie,Copy !req
502. blended it with some orange juice,Copy !req
503. and made it into a smoothie.Copy !req
504. Not now, Mom!Copy !req
505. I once saw him
dip a fruit pie into some tuna fish.Copy !req