1. Great work on the seaweed, Miguel!Copy !req
2. The way you dice is oh-so-nice.Copy !req
3. And talk to me, Sandra.Copy !req
4. How we lookin' on the herring tempura?Copy !req
5. Ist gut?Copy !req
6. So freaking gut!Copy !req
7. - That's what I like to hear!Copy !req
8. - Hi, Mom.
- How is my little restaurateur?Copy !req
9. I'm good, Mom. Can't wait to see you guys.Copy !req
10. Hope you bring your appetites.Copy !req
11. We did!Copy !req
12. Oh, uh, Bobby, I hope you don't mind.Copy !req
13. We invited Dale and Nancy.Copy !req
14. We thought we'd make a trip of itCopy !req
15. and go to the Bush Presidential Library.Copy !req
16. Anybody else want some colloidal silverCopy !req
17. to protect us from the Dallas 5G,Copy !req
18. which is full of carcinogens?Copy !req
19. Uh, so would it be okay
if they joined us for dinner?Copy !req
20. Of course. The Gribbles are family,Copy !req
21. and dinner's on me.Copy !req
22. Uh, Bobby, one more thing.
Uh, before the library,Copy !req
23. we were hoping to stop by
the restaurant for a little tour.Copy !req
24. Figure I'd get there early
to test that type two propane tankCopy !req
25. to make sure it's pumpin' out
all 46,000 BTUs.Copy !req
26. I am so happy you took my advice
and chose that one.Copy !req
27. Oh, and I brought the manual
to double-checkCopy !req
28. you're not breakin' any code violations.Copy !req
29. Uh, great. No problem. Safety first,Copy !req
30. but I got it handled, Dad.Copy !req
31. You should just enjoy the food.Copy !req
32. What I will enjoy is makin' sure
your propane systemCopy !req
33. is exactly as I described.Copy !req
34. That's all the enjoyment I need.Copy !req
35. Alright, see you soon.Copy !req
36. What's wrong, Chef Bobby?
You look even paler than usual.Copy !req
37. Like scared mayonnaise.Copy !req
38. Oh, man, my parents wanna
tour of the place,Copy !req
39. and I hadn't told my dadCopy !req
40. that I use Japanese
Binchotan coals to cookCopy !req
41. instead of propane.Copy !req
42. - So what?
- Emilio,Copy !req
43. my dad loves four things in life,Copy !req
44. America, my mom, me, and propane.Copy !req
45. And when I was a kid,
depending on the week,Copy !req
46. propane would be above me on the list.Copy !req
47. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
48. Why don't I greet them at the door
with saké bombs so strong,Copy !req
49. they'll pass out before
they even make it to the table?Copy !req
50. Or... I stage a robberyCopy !req
51. and tell 'em the thieves
only took the propane.Copy !req
52. My dad might
actually believe that.Copy !req
53. Irasshaimase and willkommen,
Hills and Gribbles!Copy !req
54. This is Robata Chane,Copy !req
55. a traditional Japanese barbecueCopy !req
56. with a fusion of flavors and techniquesCopy !req
57. from the German traditions
of the Texas Hill Country.Copy !req
58. I'm Chef Bobby.Copy !req
59. And my son.Copy !req
60. I have been looking forward to this momentCopy !req
61. since we got back from
Saudi Arabia.Copy !req
62. I am so proud of you, Bobby.Copy !req
63. That's enough, Peggy.Copy !req
64. His staff's not gonna respect
a mama's boy.Copy !req
65. - Oh, I love the ambiance here.
- [♪ soft Japanese music playing]Copy !req
66. It's so mystical.Copy !req
67. Well, all the decor has
been carefully researchedCopy !req
68. and chosen to represent the cultureCopy !req
69. of the people who inspired my menu.Copy !req
70. So, let's take a look
at that propane setup.Copy !req
71. - Uh, Dad...
- Charcoal?Copy !req
72. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
73. This is just for show.
Lure in the out-of-towners.Copy !req
74. - The propane's in the back, right?
- Dad, Dad, Dad!Copy !req
75. - I use charcoal to cook. Not propane.Copy !req
76. - No!Copy !req
77. Here we go.Copy !req
78. What? But we went over
the different systemsCopy !req
79. for hours over the phone!Copy !req
80. Those were some of the best times
we ever spent together.Copy !req
81. Were all those "uh-huhs" you said
after every point I made just lies?Copy !req
82. No. I considered propane.Copy !req
83. Considered? It gets worse!Copy !req
84. Are you sure you're not
just following a trendCopy !req
85. 'cause it's cool and foreign?Copy !req
86. No, sir. I spent time researchingCopy !req
87. the history of German
and Japanese cuisine.Copy !req
88. They don't make commercial-grade
Schwenker grills,Copy !req
89. and this is the best
and only way to cook robata.Copy !req
90. Well, I guess every meal
I've ever fed ya,Copy !req
91. I did it wrong then.Copy !req
92. Dad, that's not what I'm sayin'!Copy !req
93. You don't have to. I get it.Copy !req
94. Anything traditional is bad.Copy !req
95. We'll come back after the museum.Copy !req
96. I need to clear my head first
with some authentic Texan history.Copy !req
97. Let's go, guys.Copy !req
98. But I really need to use the bathroom!Copy !req
99. Wait till the library, Dale.Copy !req
100. Okay, but I can't
promise the dam will hold.Copy !req
101. Truth is there's been
a little breach already.Copy !req
102. - [♪ guitar music plays]Copy !req
103. I don't get it, Peggy.
Why can't he make a restaurantCopy !req
104. where he cooks on a propane backyard grillCopy !req
105. just like everybody else in Texas?Copy !req
106. That boy ain't right.Copy !req
107. Now, Hank, Bobby is not
our little boy anymore.Copy !req
108. He is his own man.Copy !req
109. Alright then. That man ain't right.Copy !req
110. Now's probably not the time to—Copy !req
111. It's not!Copy !req
112. What with your dad
and the whole propane thing—Copy !req
113. What is it, Emilio?Copy !req
114. We're running low on Binchotan.Copy !req
115. But how can that be?
We're Hitachiya's only customer.Copy !req
116. - Probably why he went out of business.
- Ugh!Copy !req
117. But I have some good news.
I called Hitachiya,Copy !req
118. and he recommended
another charcoal supplier.Copy !req
119. Well, why didn't you start with that?Copy !req
120. You see the day I'm having.Copy !req
121. Let's give him a call.Copy !req
122. Moshi moshi. Yoshida Charcoal,Copy !req
123. the supplier of the finest
authentic Binchotan in Dallas.Copy !req
124. - Moshi moshi.
- How may I help you?Copy !req
125. Sir, my name is Bobby Hill.Copy !req
126. I'm the head chef at Robata Chane,Copy !req
127. and I'm here with my sous chef, Emilio.Copy !req
128. - Yo.
- Yeah, so we're in search ofCopy !req
129. a new Binchotan charcoal supplier.Copy !req
130. - Hello?
- Yeah?Copy !req
131. I was thinkin', can we start
with a weekly order of,Copy !req
132. say, ten 22-pound bags?Copy !req
133. Maybe a mix of two-thirds Kirimaru
and one-third Kowari?Copy !req
134. No.Copy !req
135. Uh, I'm sorry, why not?Copy !req
136. You said you run a robata, right?Copy !req
137. - Yes.
- Are you Japanese?Copy !req
138. No.Copy !req
139. Then, I stand by my earlier "no."Copy !req
140. What the hell just happened?Copy !req
141. Was that the actual baseball
thrown by President BushCopy !req
142. before game three of
the 2001 World Series,Copy !req
143. - providing hope to a grieving nation?
- Yes!Copy !req
144. You are making my job easy.Copy !req
145. And this is the pen the President usedCopy !req
146. to sign the legislationCopy !req
147. that lifted the ban on offshore drilling.Copy !req
148. So many jobs created with one pen stroke.Copy !req
149. Can we see something more interesting?Copy !req
150. This is interesting!Copy !req
151. Here's a man who respects history.Copy !req
152. This is just what I needed, Peggy.Copy !req
153. A baseball and a pen?Copy !req
154. Maybe there's a letter opener
I could use to kill myself.Copy !req
155. Don't you dare kill yourself
and leave me here, Peggy Hill!Copy !req
156. - Vaya Con Dios.Copy !req
157. Look, can't you guys
handle this on your own?Copy !req
158. It's our business school
Greek Freak party.Copy !req
159. We tried, but the supplier
won't sell us the charcoalCopy !req
160. because we're not Japanese.Copy !req
161. - [♪ house music blasting inside]
- Well, I'm not Japanese.Copy !req
162. But you are the majority owner
of Robata Chane.Copy !req
163. You're the majority owner
of up my day.Copy !req
164. - Let me handle this.Copy !req
165. Hello. I'm the owner of Robata Chane,Copy !req
166. and we'd like to talk to the owner
of this fine establishment.Copy !req
167. I am the owner.Copy !req
168. But we spoke to a Mr. Yoshida
on the phone.Copy !req
169. That is me.Copy !req
170. Dude, don't be a dick. Go get the owner.Copy !req
171. He's probably a little guy, black hair?Copy !req
172. Get out of my shop!Copy !req
173. Look, I get it. You hate your job.Copy !req
174. Just tell Yoshida we're here.Copy !req
175. Chane, I think this is Mr. Yoshida.Copy !req
176. But you're Black.Copy !req
177. I was adopted by a baby
by Makoto and Yamamoto JunkoCopy !req
178. and raised in Japan. I'm Japanese.Copy !req
179. You think coming here with
some token Japanese guyCopy !req
180. is going to make me sell out?Copy !req
181. - I'm Laotian.
- Even worse!Copy !req
182. You think Asians can't steal culture
from other Asians?Copy !req
183. Don't get me started on Hapkido.Copy !req
184. That shit's just Aikido for Korean.Copy !req
185. Mr. Yoshida, please.
We've got a restaurant to run,Copy !req
186. and I'm turnin' a lot of people onCopy !req
187. to traditional Binchotan-flavored robata.Copy !req
188. - Now, why isn't that a good thing?
- Still no.Copy !req
189. You don't understand!
I'm down to my last box.Copy !req
190. I'll have to close my restaurant
if I don't get more.Copy !req
191. Good. You should have thought of that
before you weren't Japanese!Copy !req
192. - What?
- Now I know this guy's JapaneseCopy !req
193. 'cause he's stubborn as hell!Copy !req
194. Your loss, dude.
We're gonna find another wood burner.Copy !req
195. Do you know who my father is?
Ted Wassanasong.Copy !req
196. Did he play for the Tokyo Giants?Copy !req
197. What? No. But, he can do anything.Copy !req
198. In fact, he could start
a Binchotan businessCopy !req
199. and drive you out of the state.Copy !req
200. Oh, yeah? Well, then I'll just sue youCopy !req
201. for racial discrimination
against Black small businesses.Copy !req
202. You can't play two race cards!Copy !req
203. Hijole, the cojones on this guy.Copy !req
204. Man, if there was a Laotian martial art,Copy !req
205. I'd use it to kick your ass.Copy !req
206. There is a Laotian martial art.
It's called Muay Lao.Copy !req
207. Don't tell me about my culture!
It's called "suck it!"Copy !req
208. Alright, thank you, Mr. Yoshida.Copy !req
209. You have a nice day.Copy !req
210. - [♪ patriotic music playing]Copy !req
211. And here is
a pair of leather work glovesCopy !req
212. given to people who helped President Bush
clear invasive cedarCopy !req
213. from his ranch in Crawford, Texas.Copy !req
214. Wow. Invasive cedar.Copy !req
215. See? Presidents really do
defend America from all enemies,Copy !req
216. both foreign and domestic.Copy !req
217. Lies! The Great Cedar Ranch Scam
was a false flagCopy !req
218. to distract the dummies from
the real invasion by the MS-13Copy !req
219. in the secret tunnels from
Acapulco to the Denver Airport.Copy !req
220. This is why
I didn't want Dale to come.Copy !req
221. Well, Hank, I could not just ask Nancy.Copy !req
222. I disagree. Nancy is a good hang.Copy !req
223. Hank, do you really wanna
give people the impressionCopy !req
224. you have two beautiful wives?Copy !req
225. They will think you are a Mormon elder.Copy !req
226. This election
wasn't really determinedCopy !req
227. by the Supreme Court!Copy !req
228. It was decided by the United Nations,Copy !req
229. as has every election,Copy !req
230. and Miss Universe,Copy !req
231. since 1979!Copy !req
232. Uh, I'm sorry for my friend.Copy !req
233. Eh, we get at least one a day.Copy !req
234. I heard on Newsmax that
Chief Justice William RehnquistCopy !req
235. was actually a Russian double agent.Copy !req
236. - Ban Ki-moon was his handler.
- That's old hat!Copy !req
237. He was a double agent, but not for Russia.Copy !req
238. He was working for the Vatican.Copy !req
239. You can read all about it in my Substack.Copy !req
240. Ooh, I wanna subscribe!Copy !req
241. No, guys, don't listen to him.Copy !req
242. Dale has an active imagination.Copy !req
243. He's for entertainment purposes only.Copy !req
244. Hank, I am a trusted source now.Copy !req
245. A sober gray beard.
The voice of common sense.Copy !req
246. People are waking up to the truth.Copy !req
247. Do you wanna hear the boring facts
about Laura Bush's inaugural gown?Copy !req
248. Yes, please!Copy !req
249. Or about George Bush's
secret twin brother Jub,Copy !req
250. who took his place after
the pretzel choking incidentCopy !req
251. where the real George Bush died?Copy !req
252. - Jub!
- Jub! Jub! Jub!Copy !req
253. Wait, do y'all wanna hear
the real true story...Copy !req
254. - Ah!
- ... of George Bush and the thrown shoe?Copy !req
255. It's a doozy. See? Facts can be fun.Copy !req
256. I've got even funner facts!Copy !req
257. Now Jub, or "Jubya,"
as the Secret Service calls him,Copy !req
258. - has a third nipple.Copy !req
259. Which is why you never saw
Bush without a shirt on.Copy !req
260. Ciao, Roberto!
How's the robata racket treatin' you?Copy !req
261. Not so good, Mr. Cappatelli.Copy !req
262. I had to shut my restaurant downCopy !req
263. until I can find some more charcoal.Copy !req
264. Sorry to hear that.
How can we be of assistance?Copy !req
265. Well, you use a wood-fire oven.Copy !req
266. Is there any chance you know
a good charcoal supplier?Copy !req
267. - [♪ soft Italian music playing]Copy !req
268. Let's say we do.Copy !req
269. If we give you that information,
what would be in it for us?Copy !req
270. Uh... Oh. My eternal gratitude...?Copy !req
271. We were thinkin' somethin'
a little more substantial.Copy !req
272. Yeah, maybe we could find
a way to... exchange leases?Copy !req
273. Exchange leases?Copy !req
274. We could use the extra space
for a bigger wood-fire oven,Copy !req
275. and we'd find you a nice spot
in a part of town that's more...Copy !req
276. "desirable" for your kind of cuisine.Copy !req
277. A safer part of town.Copy !req
278. Oh!Copy !req
279. Are you "leaning" on me?Copy !req
280. You know,
"making me an offer I can't refuse"?Copy !req
281. Whoa! Madonn'a mia!Copy !req
282. Do I look like Tony Soprano to you?Copy !req
283. No! I was just jokin'!Copy !req
284. That show is why I canceled my HBO.Copy !req
285. You know, Yoshida warned us about you.Copy !req
286. We could put that up all over the street,Copy !req
287. or you can swap leases with us.Copy !req
288. You have to admit,
it's a proposition you can't say no to.Copy !req
289. Come on! That's the same
as an offer I can't refuse!Copy !req
290. Oh! Again with this guy!Copy !req
291. It was two Italian guys,Copy !req
292. and they threw a soppressata at me,
and I'm being offensive?Copy !req
293. Yeah, I, I feel ya.Copy !req
294. I mean, I'm the only white dude
on my road crew.Copy !req
295. As a white dude,
one of my biggest problemsCopy !req
296. is I have no freaking clue
what to wear on Halloween.Copy !req
297. Apparently, I can't be
Speedy Gonzales anymore.Copy !req
298. Well, that is pretty racist.Copy !req
299. Speedy Gonzales' racist?Copy !req
300. He's a hero.Copy !req
301. He fought the good fight
against American imperialism.Copy !req
302. You know, the cat? Sylvester?Copy !req
303. Well, bet your bottom dollarCopy !req
304. Mel Blanc wouldn't be able to do
Speedy's voice nowadays.Copy !req
305. - Who's Mel Blanc?
- Who—Copy !req
306. Only a genius who did the voicesCopy !req
307. for Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, and Daffy Duck!Copy !req
308. Genius? Sounds more like a white guyCopy !req
309. who stole a lot of jobs from Latinos
and farm animals.Copy !req
310. But, for serious,
we're down to our last box of charcoal.Copy !req
311. - What do you wanna do?
- I don't know!Copy !req
312. How do you pass a testCopy !req
313. when there's so many
different people marking it?Copy !req
314. Suffering succotash!Copy !req
315. Welcome to the Situation Room!Copy !req
316. A unique interactive experienceCopy !req
317. set up so you'll be able to re-enactCopy !req
318. a crisis in America's history.Copy !req
319. Oh boy.Copy !req
320. Please let it be
the Kennedy assassination.Copy !req
321. The Ted Kennedy assassination.Copy !req
322. That whole Kennedy family.
What a train wreck.Copy !req
323. - Mm-hmm.
- I'd ride that train.Copy !req
324. - Mm-hmm!
- Well, they were beloved.Copy !req
325. You'll work as a team
and make important decisionsCopy !req
326. about the September 2008 housing crisis,Copy !req
327. during the collapse of
the subprime mortgage industryCopy !req
328. when the government debated the takeoverCopy !req
329. of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.Copy !req
330. - Ooh, that's a juicy one.Copy !req
331. Would you like to be the president?Copy !req
332. I do solemnly swearCopy !req
333. that I will faithfully executeCopy !req
334. the office of President of
the United States and will—Copy !req
335. A simple "yes" would've sufficed.Copy !req
336. Ma'am, you'll be
Fed Chairman John Paulson.Copy !req
337. Hoyeah!Copy !req
338. I can buy and sell all of you losers.Copy !req
339. Sug, can I be the Fannie Mae president?Copy !req
340. I just like the name Fannie Mae.Copy !req
341. Huh, uh... Sure.Copy !req
342. And I'll be the head of
the shadowy Trilateral Commission,Copy !req
343. David Rockefeller.Copy !req
344. And you'll be the Queen of England.Copy !req
345. We all know that
the president's just a puppet,Copy !req
346. and that the Queen and Lyndon LaRouche
pulled all the strings.Copy !req
347. That's not true, Dale.Copy !req
348. Can you prove that it isn't true?
Can you, Hank?Copy !req
349. Mr. President to you, Rockefeller.Copy !req
350. Can I be Epstein?Copy !req
351. From Welcome Back, Kotter? No. Why?Copy !req
352. Can I be Obama's Kenyan handler?Copy !req
353. Obama was born in Hawaii.Copy !req
354. That's reason enough not to vote for him
without makin' stuff up.Copy !req
355. Wait, aren't you gonna do anything?Copy !req
356. You're the president.Copy !req
357. No, not if this group isn't gonna respect
the historical accuracy.Copy !req
358. I might as well stand here and do nothing.Copy !req
359. Fine. Vice President it is.Copy !req
360. Bobby, someone's here to...Copy !req
361. Mr. Wassanasong!
What a... pleasant surprise?Copy !req
362. Bobby, I'd like to have a word
with you in your office. Now.Copy !req
363. Why didn't you tell me they were here?
I coulda ran.Copy !req
364. I tried.Copy !req
365. I think I've got a solution
for your charcoal problem.Copy !req
366. You do?Copy !req
367. Use propane. Propane is cheap, Bobby.Copy !req
368. If you lose money,
Chane might give up on business schoolCopy !req
369. and go back to being a DJ.
So, it's propane!Copy !req
370. What? No! No!Copy !req
371. The food won't have the traditional
Japanese authenticityCopy !req
372. we are going for here.Copy !req
373. Bobby, I'd love to serve
authentic Laotian cuisineCopy !req
374. - if anybody ever heard of it.
- Nice one, Dad.Copy !req
375. But, you know what
everybody's heard of? Propane.Copy !req
376. And nobody's gonna notice you're using it.Copy !req
377. - I'll notice.
- Sorry. Chef Bobby?Copy !req
378. There's some ethnic association
that needs to speak to you.Copy !req
379. Again?Copy !req
380. Ted, I might need your help on this.Copy !req
381. Bobby, I'm a silent partner.Copy !req
382. For a silent partner,
you sure yell at me a lot.Copy !req
383. Bobby Hill? We'd like to
talk to you about your menu.Copy !req
384. We have some concerns about it.Copy !req
385. - But, you're white.
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
386. German, to be precise.Copy !req
387. Scheisse.Copy !req
388. We're representatives fromCopy !req
389. the Dallas German American
Cultural Association,Copy !req
390. and we're concerned about
the fusion aspect of your menu.Copy !req
391. May I ask what part of
Germany your family is from?Copy !req
392. Well, I think there's, uh, some German,Copy !req
393. but it's mostly Scottish-Irish descent.Copy !req
394. How much German?Copy !req
395. Obviously, it'd be best
if you were racially pure.Copy !req
396. Really? You're going there?Copy !req
397. "Hill." That's not a German name.Copy !req
398. Are you any relation to Cotton Hill?Copy !req
399. I'm his grandson!Copy !req
400. He machine-gunned my grandfather.Copy !req
401. So, he was one of the "fitty" men?Copy !req
402. We'd like to try your food.Copy !req
403. If it's authentic,
we'll write you up in our newsletterCopy !req
404. and the Dallas German community will hear.Copy !req
405. And if it's not authentic,
they will also hear.Copy !req
406. What all the sheeple
didn't realize was thatCopy !req
407. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac
were both the same person,Copy !req
408. engineered to create
the illusion of choice.Copy !req
409. That's not true.Copy !req
410. They weren't people.
They were banking institutions.Copy !req
411. Not according to Newsmax.
I'm with Rockefeller.Copy !req
412. He's not Rockefeller,Copy !req
413. and you're not the Queen of England.Copy !req
414. Nobody turns their back on the Queen!Copy !req
415. - [♪ dramatic music plays]
- What the...?Copy !req
416. History does repeat itself.Copy !req
417. Oh, Sug, shouldn't we leave now?
Bobby's been waitin' for us.Copy !req
418. Wingo! I'm starvin'. Let's go!Copy !req
419. - Who's taking over?
- Well, I'm the Queen of England!Copy !req
420. - We're not Britain!
- I vote for Jub.Copy !req
421. - I vote for Epstein!
- Bwah!Copy !req
422. - I'll have you all beheaded.
- I have no shoes!Copy !req
423. Last thing I wanna do
is cancel this dinnerCopy !req
424. after makin' such a big deal to my dad.Copy !req
425. Maybe he's right.Copy !req
426. If I just use propane
and stop tryin' to be authentic,Copy !req
427. this would all go away.Copy !req
428. Do you think your food would be better
if you used propane?Copy !req
429. - No.
- Bobby,Copy !req
430. I've worked in a lot of restaurants.Copy !req
431. An Italian food place
that a Chinese guy owned,Copy !req
432. a Persian restaurant that
an Irish woman owned,Copy !req
433. and a Denny's.Copy !req
434. All of them had Latinos in the kitchen
and all of them went underCopy !req
435. because they didn't do their homeworkCopy !req
436. and were trying too hard
to please everyone else.Copy !req
437. You're a great chef, Bobby.Copy !req
438. And I oughta know.Copy !req
439. I've worked with a lot
of crappy ones before.Copy !req
440. Thank you, Emilio.Copy !req
441. But there are other people
I need to convince.Copy !req
442. Let's close down the restaurant early,Copy !req
443. so I can use this last box of charcoalCopy !req
444. for the only meal that matters now.Copy !req
445. Our last supper?Copy !req
446. Could be, if we drop the ball.Copy !req
447. There's been a lot of talk
about this restaurantCopy !req
448. and the food I serve here.Copy !req
449. Fair enough.
But, what isn't fair is thatCopy !req
450. many of you haven't tasted it yet.Copy !req
451. So, me and my staff have cooked a mealCopy !req
452. that I think will blow your socks off.Copy !req
453. - Well, not if you didn't use propane.
- Why did I agree to come here?Copy !req
454. Isn't it "knock your socks off"?Copy !req
455. But, before we serve it,Copy !req
456. let me make something perfectly clear.Copy !req
457. This is not authentic
Japanese or German food.Copy !req
458. It's authentic "Bobby food."Copy !req
459. It's important that
I'm authentic to myself.Copy !req
460. I love food. All food.Copy !req
461. I can vouch for that.
I once saw him dip a fruit pieCopy !req
462. - into some tuna fish.
- Okay, Mom.Copy !req
463. So, everyone, please,
let your taste buds do the talking.Copy !req
464. And if there's any way
to improve these dishes,Copy !req
465. let me know. Emilio?Copy !req
466. Well, this is... so different.Copy !req
467. Different, awful?Copy !req
468. No, honey. Different, good.Copy !req
469. The Binchotan coals really
bring out the complexitiesCopy !req
470. of the two different foods.Copy !req
471. This really shouldn't work, but it does.Copy !req
472. Wunderbar!
We should serve this at Oktoberfest.Copy !req
473. Well, maybe we can make that happen.Copy !req
474. For the right price, of course.Copy !req
475. Business!Copy !req
476. - Hank, just try the food.Copy !req
477. Try it, Sug. Once you start,
you can't stop.Copy !req
478. If you don't want yours,
I'll eat it, Hank.Copy !req
479. What am I eating, Bobby?Copy !req
480. My own special creation.Copy !req
481. Yuzu-wurst stuffed with
rice and pickled daikon.Copy !req
482. The men's room's down
the hall to your left,Copy !req
483. if you wanna spit your food out, Dad.Copy !req
484. Uh, Bobby, recent events
have made me understandCopy !req
485. why you value historical accuracy
and authenticity.Copy !req
486. When I was at the Bush Library,Copy !req
487. I realized just how hard it was
to get a consensus.Copy !req
488. And, uh, well, the consensus hereCopy !req
489. is that everyone loves the food.Copy !req
490. And that includes me.Copy !req
491. And, if my research is correct,Copy !req
492. propane wasn't available
in the 17th century, right?Copy !req
493. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
494. So, maybe the inventors of robata
would've made that choiceCopy !req
495. if only it had been available back then.Copy !req
496. Sure, Dad.Copy !req
497. I'd like to make a toast to the chef.Copy !req
498. - [♪ gentle music playing]
- To Bobby Hill.Copy !req
499. To Bobby Hill!Copy !req
500. Hurrah, Bobby!Copy !req
501. Okay! Who's ready for
sauerkraut ice cream?Copy !req
502. Yoshida?Copy !req
503. I remember another timeCopy !req
504. when Bobby wrapped a slice
of baloney around a Twinkie,Copy !req
505. blended it with some orange juice,Copy !req
506. and made it into a smoothie.Copy !req
507. Not now, Mom!Copy !req
508. I once saw him
dip a fruit pie into some tuna fish.Copy !req