1. In 1933, the National Socialist
German Workers' Party came to power.Copy !req
2. This was the birth of Chancellor Hitler.Copy !req
3. Eventually, Germany's postwar
democracy gave rise to Fascism.Copy !req
4. Excuse me, we're in the middle of a lesson.Copy !req
5. I'm on official business!Copy !req
6. Y-Yes, sir!Copy !req
7. I'm Ira Gamagoori,
Disciplinary Committee Chair!Copy !req
8. Students of Second Year Class K!Copy !req
9. We have determined that thereCopy !req
10. is someone who intends harm against Honnouji Academy among you!Copy !req
11. Explanations will fall on deaf ears!
This person will be punished immediately!Copy !req
12. You seriously think that a tear
gas bomb will help you escape?Copy !req
13. Damn it!Copy !req
14. So, it really was you who stole
that One-Star Goku Uniform.Copy !req
15. What's the matter? Try it on!Copy !req
16. Amazing!Copy !req
17. It's as if power is flooding
into both my body and spirit!Copy !req
18. T-This is?Copy !req
19. M-My body is moving
incredibly fast!Copy !req
20. Of course! That is the power
of the Goku Uniform!Copy !req
21. All right, then! Eat this!Copy !req
22. My uniform, however...
is a Three-Star!Copy !req
23. An attack from a mere One-Star
won't do a thing to me!Copy !req
24. What were you planning,
sneaking out a Goku Uniform?Copy !req
25. You must be a spy
from around Kobe!Copy !req
26. But it's wasted on
the likes of you!Copy !req
27. You aren't cut out
for a Goku Uniform.Copy !req
28. Take it off!Copy !req
29. Listen up, students of
Honnouji Academy!Copy !req
30. As long as Ira Gamagoori draws breath,
this academy's rules will stand firm!Copy !req
31. The ironclad rules created by Student
Council President Satsuki Kiryuin!Copy !req
32. Lady Satsuki...Copy !req
33. Students!Copy !req
34. All salute Student Council President
Satsuki Kiryuin!Copy !req
35. Fear is freedom!
Subjugation is liberation!Copy !req
36. Contradiction is truth!
These are the truths of this world!Copy !req
37. Surrender to those truths,
you pigs in human clothing!Copy !req
38. So this is it...Copy !req
39. Honnouji Academy!Copy !req
40. EPISODE 1
IF ONLY I HAD THORNS LIKE A THISTLE...Copy !req
41. Oops, sorry!Copy !req
42. Piece of cake!Copy !req
43. I could've sworn
I grabbed her wallet!Copy !req
44. You're a precocious kid,
stealing a lemon someoneCopy !req
45. else had just started eating.Copy !req
46. You're that eager to learn
what first love tastes like?Copy !req
47. Bitch, don't try to be all witty!
I've had my first kiss!Copy !req
48. Then there truly is no such thing
as regret in this world anymore.Copy !req
49. That's my line, sister.
Come on out, guys!Copy !req
50. You've insulted the great
Lightning Speed Mataro.Copy !req
51. This neighborhood is my turf! Honnou Town Blind Alley.Copy !req
52. It's a dead end for lives and a feared hangout for drifters.Copy !req
53. If you want to get home in one piece,
leave your wallet and go.Copy !req
54. Come on, what's with the
anachronistic street punk routine?Copy !req
55. I thought this town was strange,Copy !req
56. but I see the people who live here are nuts, too.Copy !req
57. All right, then.Copy !req
58. It's my policy to see it through when someone picks a fight.Copy !req
59. Come at me.Copy !req
60. Get her!Copy !req
61. Please excuse us!Copy !req
62. What the hell?Copy !req
63. We're really weak against stronger people!Copy !req
64. That's our own strong suit.Copy !req
65. I guess I can't beat up people
who are bowing and scraping.Copy !req
66. I'll let it slide just this once.Copy !req
67. Hey!Copy !req
68. Out shaking people down at the
crack of dawn again, I see!Copy !req
69. Oh no! It's my big sister!Copy !req
70. You can't get away!Copy !req
71. How many times do I have to tell you to stopCopy !req
72. mugging people and get your butt to school?Copy !req
73. I'm sorry! I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!Copy !req
74. Dumbass, I ain't got time for no
compulsory education! No way, bitch!Copy !req
75. That little jerk!Copy !req
76. Oh, I'm sorry! Are you–Copy !req
77. Oh, no! I'm late, I'm late!Copy !req
78. Let me on, please let me on!Copy !req
79. Let me on, please let me on!Copy !req
80. I'm on, I got on!Copy !req
81. What is the deal withCopy !req
82. the people in this city?Copy !req
83. Honnouji AcademyCopy !req
84. "This is a naked pig who dared
to defy Honnouji Academy."Copy !req
85. "As such, justice was dealt," eh?Copy !req
86. The city's dangerous, but this
school is just as bad, I see.Copy !req
87. Interesting.Copy !req
88. Something tells me I'll find some leads here.Copy !req
89. This is Ryuko Matoi, who has transferred
into Second Year Class K today.Copy !req
90. Ryuko! Ryuko!Copy !req
91. Over here, over here!
This desk is free!Copy !req
92. Oh.Copy !req
93. Suzuki used to sit here, but he wasCopy !req
94. You know each other?Copy !req
95. killed by the
student council yesterday, so it's open now!Copy !req
96. I wouldn't say that we're
acquaintances exactly...Copy !req
97. Well, that's how Mankanshoku is.
That'll be your seat, then.Copy !req
98. I can't believe you're gonna be my desk neighbor!Copy !req
99. Want it? Don't want it? Want it? Don't want it?Copy !req
100. I'm Mako Mankanshoku!Copy !req
101. Well, I'll be! You're a transfer
student, huh? Nice to meet you!Copy !req
102. That boy you said was killed by the student council,Copy !req
103. was that him out front?Copy !req
104. Right, right!Copy !req
105. That kinda thing happens
all the time, so don't worry about it!Copy !req
106. All right, let's begin the lesson.Copy !req
107. With the Nazi rise to power, Germany became—Copy !req
108. She's already asleep!Copy !req
109. Ryuko!Copy !req
110. Aw, why'd you dodge me?Copy !req
111. It's normal to dodge something that comesCopy !req
112. flying at you from out of nowhere, isn't it?Copy !req
113. I was just giving my bestie a hug!Copy !req
114. "Bestie"?Copy !req
115. We're desk neighbors,
so let's try to get along, okay?Copy !req
116. That reminds me, do you play guitar?
Play it! Come on, play! I'll sing!Copy !req
117. I sing a song of skipping town...
I sing a song of going to ground...Copy !req
118. Calm down!Copy !req
119. I want to ask you something.Copy !req
120. Who's the top dog at this school?Copy !req
121. Why, that's—Copy !req
122. Watch out, Ryuko! Bow! Bow!Copy !req
123. Is he a bigshot?Copy !req
124. Yeah, he's a Three-Star!Copy !req
125. Three-Star?Copy !req
126. Yep.Copy !req
127. That's Disciplinary Committee ChairCopy !req
128. Ira Gamagoori, one of the Four Elites of the Student Council.Copy !req
129. Compared to us No-Star commoner students,Copy !req
130. he's a super-elite who's three whole ranks above us!Copy !req
131. "No-Star"?Copy !req
132. Right. Our school uniforms have amazing powers,Copy !req
133. and it's incredible when you wear one.Copy !req
134. They give you superhuman power.Copy !req
135. They're called Goku Uniforms and they
run from One-Star to Three-Star.Copy !req
136. Student Council President Satsuki KiryuinCopy !req
137. bestows
Goku Uniforms based on a student's abilities.Copy !req
138. Long story short, they're awesome!
Got all that?Copy !req
139. So in other words, the top dog here
is that student council president?Copy !req
140. Right, right!Copy !req
141. Ah, speak of the devil!
That's Lady Satsuki there!Copy !req
142. So, I hear you're the queen bee in this school.Copy !req
143. I have a question for you.Copy !req
144. Bitch! How dare you?Copy !req
145. A huge—Copy !req
146. - ... scissors?
- Half a scissors?Copy !req
147. It's a huge scissor!Copy !req
148. That's right.Copy !req
149. This is half of a giant pair of scissors.Copy !req
150. I'm looking for the owner
of the other half.Copy !req
151. Prez, I noticed that you were
shocked to see this just now.Copy !req
152. You've seen it before, haven't you?Copy !req
153. You've seen my Scissor Blade!Copy !req
154. And what if I have?Copy !req
155. The way she said that...Copy !req
156. You're the Woman
with the Scissor Blade, aren't you?Copy !req
157. TEKCopy !req
158. Tek! Ken! Fun! Sai!Copy !req
159. KENCopy !req
160. FUNCopy !req
161. SAICopy !req
162. Fukuroda, eh?Copy !req
163. Yes, ma'am. Boxing Club Captain Takaharu Fukuroda.Copy !req
164. Permit me to finish off this insolent wench!Copy !req
165. She is yours.Copy !req
166. Stand aside, you bastards!Copy !req
167. That glove is made of iron?Copy !req
168. Don't you even know your uniforms?Copy !req
169. You're not even wearing a uniform!Copy !req
170. To boxers, these gloves and trunks are our uniform!Copy !req
171. As well as the athleticism-augmentingCopy !req
172. Two-Star Goku Uniform given to me by Lady Satsuki!Copy !req
173. Imbue even ordinary glovesCopy !req
174. with the power of a Goku Uniform,Copy !req
175. and they will possess the strength of steel!Copy !req
176. I don't really follow you,Copy !req
177. but if they're made of iron,
I guess I don't need to pull my own punches.Copy !req
178. Pull your punches?
Don't you dare slight me!Copy !req
179. Left jab that rules the world!Copy !req
180. And a left hook!
And then a right upper!Copy !req
181. I thought you might
prove slightly amusing,Copy !req
182. but you're just a fool who has no idea how toCopy !req
183. wield that scissor properly.Copy !req
184. How dull.Copy !req
185. Not so fast!Copy !req
186. You do know something, don't you?Copy !req
187. Mind your tongue!Copy !req
188. You're nowhere near worthy of
addressing Lady Satsuki directly!Copy !req
189. Confiscate that scissor.Copy !req
190. Yes, ma'am!Copy !req
191. No! This is the one thing
I'll never hand over!Copy !req
192. Never!Copy !req
193. You think a telegraphed attack
like that will land?Copy !req
194. Don't underestimate a boxer!Copy !req
195. Perfect!Copy !req
196. Ryuko! You're leaving already?Copy !req
197. Sorry, but I need to
borrow your bike!Copy !req
198. Jerk! What about
my deliveries?Copy !req
199. Damn it... That girl knows how
to beat a hasty retreat.Copy !req
200. You!Copy !req
201. Stupid fool!Copy !req
202. I have no excuses to offer.Copy !req
203. Not only did you allow that transfer studentCopy !req
204. who mocked Lady Satsuki to escape,Copy !req
205. you failed to confiscate
that scissor as ordered!Copy !req
206. Mistakes made by the club you run
are your mistakes, Sanageyama!Copy !req
207. That's why I'm disciplining him!Copy !req
208. If so, your Disciplinary Committee's mistake in allowing Lady SatsukiCopy !req
209. to be mocked is yours then, Gamagoori.Copy !req
210. I've turned up some intel on her.Copy !req
211. She's been starting quarrels in the eastern Kanto regionCopy !req
212. at high schools subjugated by the Honnouji Academy.Copy !req
213. Apparently, these battles were on an individual level,Copy !req
214. so they never sent word.Copy !req
215. Such negligence...Copy !req
216. Inform all branch high school principals to remain on guard.Copy !req
217. My apologies.Copy !req
218. Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey,
and the dog have all screwed up.Copy !req
219. Still, I was shocked to see that that
scissor could cut a Goku Uniform.Copy !req
220. How can this be, Lady Satsuki?Copy !req
221. It's a special weapon that was
developed to combat Goku Uniforms.Copy !req
222. What is a transfer student
doing with such a thing?Copy !req
223. Her name is...Copy !req
224. Ryuko Matoi.Copy !req
225. Matoi, eh?Copy !req
226. As I thought...Copy !req
227. Father...Copy !req
228. I'm sorry, Father.Copy !req
229. Just when I had a clue to your
killer's identity in reach, I...Copy !req
230. If only I had more power!Copy !req
231. The rest is up to you...Copy !req
232. Ryuko Matoi.Copy !req
233. Ow...Copy !req
234. I had no idea something like this
was under the house...Copy !req
235. I reopened that wound from earlier, huh?Copy !req
236. I'd better look for a way out.Copy !req
237. Wait... More. Give me more.Copy !req
238. Who's there?Copy !req
239. More... I need more...Copy !req
240. Give me more... More!Copy !req
241. What?Copy !req
242. A-A sailor uniform?Copy !req
243. Wha–?Copy !req
244. Don't go!
Put me on!Copy !req
245. What are you? A pervert?Copy !req
246. Wear me! And feed me blood!Copy !req
247. I don't want to go back to sleep!Copy !req
248. The uniform? The sailor uniform is talking?Copy !req
249. Don't be scared!Copy !req
250. Put me on instead of being startled!Copy !req
251. I knew it, the uniform is talking!Copy !req
252. That isn't important right now.Copy !req
253. I'd say it sure is!
Since when do uniforms talk?Copy !req
254. Quit your quibbling!Copy !req
255. All right, I'll make you wear me by force!Copy !req
256. - Stop!
- That's better! I'm a perfect fit!Copy !req
257. Stop it!Copy !req
258. Transfer student, can you hear me?Copy !req
259. One hour from now, your best friend's
execution will be carried out!Copy !req
260. As shared responsibility forCopy !req
261. your crime of treason against Honnouji Academy!Copy !req
262. If you want to stop it,
quit skulking and show yourself!Copy !req
263. The student council are animals, Principal.Copy !req
264. Stay out of what doesn't concern you.Copy !req
265. The chair of this academy's board ofCopy !req
266. directors is President Kiryuin's mother.Copy !req
267. Lady Satsuki is Honnouji Academy's
lord and master.Copy !req
268. We're all nothing more than
her hired underlings.Copy !req
269. Using a hostage is a classic strategy.Copy !req
270. If I fail again, my Goku
Uniform will be confiscated.Copy !req
271. Mankanshoku here is the only person
the transfer student spoke to.Copy !req
272. She's my only chance.Copy !req
273. So you're dead set on this.Copy !req
274. All right, show me the power of a man's resolve!Copy !req
275. Mako's in a big pinch!Copy !req
276. Everyone can see my panties, plain as day!Copy !req
277. I'm not even wearing my
sexy panties today!Copy !req
278. Bring out the boiler!Copy !req
279. Look!Copy !req
280. - A shrimp!
- It's a shrimp!Copy !req
281. - Fried shrimp!
- It turned into fried shrimp!Copy !req
282. Hey, that's oil!Copy !req
283. If I get that much oil on it,Copy !req
284. my uniform's gonna go totally see-through!Copy !req
285. Mako's in a big pinch!Copy !req
286. This one has resolve, too.
That, or she's an idiot.Copy !req
287. Hang in there, Sis—Copy !req
288. Ryuko!Copy !req
289. Hold on tight!Copy !req
290. - Ow!
- That's hot!Copy !req
291. So you've come, transfer student!Copy !req
292. Using a hostage is playing dirty.Copy !req
293. I thought you were a boxer.Copy !req
294. If you are, then let's settle this one on one!Copy !req
295. I don't recall recruiting you as
a club member, but as you wish!Copy !req
296. I'm gonna haze you
like a newbie!Copy !req
297. How do you like this?Copy !req
298. The squared circle is
overflowing with my flood of left jabs!Copy !req
299. And... he... moves into a right straight!Copy !req
300. But it's really a corkscrew!Copy !req
301. Tek! Ken! Fun! Sai!Copy !req
302. TEK KEN FUN SAICopy !req
303. W-W-Wha–?Copy !req
304. What sort of outfit is that?Copy !req
305. Quit gawking!Copy !req
306. Y-You're trying to distract me
with its sexiness!Copy !req
307. I'm not wearing this
because I want to!Copy !req
308. How dare you! You're mocking boxing!Copy !req
309. No, all sports!Copy !req
310. I am not!Copy !req
311. All right, then. In that case,
I'll take the liberty of undressing, too.Copy !req
312. Hey! Now you're the one
who's mocking it!Copy !req
313. I'll take off the soft gloves that
I had been wearing for away bouts.Copy !req
314. What?Copy !req
315. Behold! These are the real Honnouji Academy Boxing ClubCopy !req
316. athleticism-augmenting Two-Star gloves!Copy !req
317. If I didn't wrap them, students fromCopy !req
318. other schools would be too scared to fight me.Copy !req
319. But having them out for all to see like this fills meCopy !req
320. with even more strength!Copy !req
321. This is... a... Goku... Uniform!Copy !req
322. Even someone like me who doesn't know the rulesCopy !req
323. can see that that's illegal.Copy !req
324. But still... you're on.Copy !req
325. I don't know what you had hidden inCopy !req
326. that cloak you were wearing,Copy !req
327. but now that you're half-naked,Copy !req
328. I'm gonna rip what little fabric remains
to shreds and send you flying!Copy !req
329. W-What?Copy !req
330. My glove!Copy !req
331. Your glove isn't the only thing that
turns into steel!Copy !req
332. So does my outfit!Copy !req
333. Impossible! Impossible!
Impossible!Copy !req
334. Impossible! Impossible!
Impossible!Copy !req
335. I'm not feeling
your punches at all.Copy !req
336. What? What's that outfit!Copy !req
337. She has a Goku Uniform, too?Copy !req
338. Oh, wow!Copy !req
339. I didn't know you also
knew how to box, Ryuko!Copy !req
340. I don't think she does.Copy !req
341. This is awesome, lady!Copy !req
342. Totally awesome! The view is awesome!Copy !req
343. So now it's my turn, right?Copy !req
344. Left jab!Copy !req
345. Right hook!Copy !req
346. And then an uppercut!Copy !req
347. And then a right straight
to finish you off!Copy !req
348. Impossible!Copy !req
349. A Goku Uniform...Copy !req
350. was defeated?Copy !req
351. So that's the power of
the Scissor Blade, eh?Copy !req
352. No, there's more to it than that.Copy !req
353. Now to finish you off!Copy !req
354. How dare you?Copy !req
355. Enough.Copy !req
356. You there.Copy !req
357. Where did you get
your hands on that outfit?Copy !req
358. This is a keepsake
from my father.Copy !req
359. What?Copy !req
360. And this Scissor Blade was left behindCopy !req
361. by the person who killed him.Copy !req
362. Now you're going to tell me...Copy !req
363. who this Scissor Blade belongs to...Copy !req
364. Satsuki Kiryuin!Copy !req
365. The next assassin the Student Council sends outCopy !req
366. is Tennis Club Captain, Omiko Hakodate.Copy !req
367. TENNIS CLUB CAPTAIN, OMIKO HAKODATECopy !req
368. TENNIS CLUB CAPTAIN, OMIKO HAKODATECopy !req
369. Even with my powers it will be difficult
to saveCopy !req
370. Ryuko from the pinch she's in.Copy !req
371. Next time on KILL la KILL,
"So Sexy She Might Pass Out."Copy !req
372. EPISODE 2Copy !req
373. EPISODE 2Copy !req