Key & Peele 5x9

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Neil deGrasse Tyson relaxes at home; Keegan endures a job interview; a tailor has a gassy client; the valets discuss "Game of Thrones"; a new strategy for telemarketing.

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1. (woman) Neil? Neil!

2. Yes, honey?

3. Neil deGrasse Tyson, I asked you

4. to take the dog out for a walk

5. when I left the house four hours ago.

6. Now I come back,

7. and this little motherSputnik

8. has done pissed on my drapes.

9. Now I've got to get rid of those things

10. and get new ones.

11. Neil, it doesn't make any sense.

12. You are an astrophysicist.

13. How can you not keep track of little details like this?

14. Well, actually,

15. it's the little details

16. that cannot be kept track of, by definition.

17. In 1927, a German university lecturer

18. named Werner Heisenberg

19. came to a seemingly paradoxical conclusion,

20. that the more we know about the position

21. of a particle in physical space,

22. the less we know about its momentum, and vice versa.

23. Okay, but what— what does that have to do—

24. Taken in conjunction with what we know

25. about the expansion of the universe,

26. this brings us to a fascinating possibility,

27. that maybe what we experience as one point in time-space

28. could actually be a legion of points,

29. which would mean that your curtains

30. and little Sputnik's pee-pee

31. could be as distant from one another

32. as we are from the furthest galaxy.

33. Okay.

34. Well, just... next time.

35. Of course, dear.

36. At some point, man, I got to, like,

37. slip some—some—some weed into, like,

38. some of your cookies or something,

39. and just, like, get you high, man.

40. Yeah, that would not be

41. the worst thing that ever happened.

42. That might be fun.

43. Also ecstasy.

44. - I don't know about all that. - Heroin.

45. Maybe I'll have a little marijuana.

46. Laced with acid.

47. No, thank you.