1. (man)
But that was a good practice,
though, dawg.Copy !req
2. That was a good practice.Copy !req
3. Pah!
I got you, dawg.Copy !req
4. Quackadilly, you play
too much, man.Copy !req
5. What's up, Fudge?Copy !req
6. Hey, man, you play
too much, Quackadilly.Copy !req
7. Come on, don't play
with me, man.Copy !req
8. Not now.Copy !req
9. I'm about to go—
come on, hey, stop!Copy !req
10. Stop, stop—hey!Copy !req
11. Hey, don't
tickle me, man.Copy !req
12. Oh, you ticklish, dawg.Copy !req
13. No, I'm saying, don't—Copy !req
14. Stop, man!
Stop!Copy !req
15. What you doing?Copy !req
16. You being stupid, man!Copy !req
17. You being stupid!Copy !req
18. You touched my dick.Copy !req
19. I didn't—Copy !req
20. I mean, I did,
but I di—Copy !req
21. My finger gra—Copy !req
22. It does now occur to me...Copy !req
23. that perhaps indeed
I do play too much.Copy !req
24. I never intended
to grab the dick.Copy !req
25. (Jordan)
There's, like—Copy !req
26. There's so few good sequels.Copy !req
27. Very often
I don't go see sequels.Copy !req
28. I mean, Tremors.Copy !req
29. Tremors went about
ten different sequels.Copy !req
30. Like, some of them
just star Fred Ward.Copy !req
31. Some of them, it's just, like,
Michael Gross doing laundry.Copy !req
32. Michael Gross doing laundry.Copy !req
33. There's some Tremors where
the tremors have grown feet,Copy !req
34. and now they walk
above the ground.Copy !req
35. No—then how could it
still be Tremors?Copy !req
36. It's not a tremor.Copy !req
37. That's just
mitigated ground pressure.Copy !req
38. Just a monster.Copy !req
39. (Keegan-Michael)
Literally just a worm monster,
yeah.Copy !req
40. Okay, guys,
Gremlins 2.Copy !req
41. I'm telling you,
this movie...Copy !req
42. - Should write itself.Copy !req
43. The first one was a classic.Copy !req
44. This should be
pretty straightforward.Copy !req
45. Basically, all we're doing
is maintaining the integrityCopy !req
46. of the original picture.Copy !req
47. We want to do
all the stuff with the waterCopy !req
48. and the—Copy !req
49. What—Copy !req
50. Uh, can we help you?Copy !req
51. I'm sorry.Copy !req
52. Let me introduce myself.Copy !req
53. Hi, y'all.Copy !req
54. My name is
Star Magic Jackson, Jr.Copy !req
55. I'm the Hollywood
sequel doctor,Copy !req
56. so studio just brings me in
to oversee thingsCopy !req
57. when they about
to drop a deuce.Copy !req
58. So that's why I'm here,
but don't mind me.Copy !req
59. I'm just gonna be over here.Copy !req
60. Y'all do your thing.Copy !req
61. It's your movie.Copy !req
62. Okay.Copy !req
63. Let's brainstorm.
Adam.Copy !req
64. If it's gonna take place
in an office building,Copy !req
65. I was thinking,
what if Gizmo gets wetCopy !req
66. from a water cooler this time?Copy !req
67. Okay, hold on a second!Copy !req
68. I'm sorry, I'm gonna have
to step in here.Copy !req
69. Just one second,
sweetheart.Copy !req
70. So what's wrong
with y'all?Copy !req
71. Y'all are looking like
a bunch of sad sacks.Copy !req
72. This is G2, people.Copy !req
73. We writing Gremlins 2.Copy !req
74. It should be a party,Copy !req
75. with pizza and anchovies,
pineapple.Copy !req
76. Just come on.Copy !req
77. Lift up the spirits.Copy !req
78. Look, okay, I'm gonna
put a little bit of spiceCopy !req
79. into the mixture here.Copy !req
80. What if we did this?Copy !req
81. Everybody here gets
to design their own gremlin.Copy !req
82. Um, I-I don't see that
the gremlin design is broken.Copy !req
83. It's called brainstorming,
not brain drizzling, sweet pea.Copy !req
84. Okay?Copy !req
85. Shut your mouth
for a second.Copy !req
86. (Star)
Look, here's the thing.Copy !req
87. None of this is final.Copy !req
88. So you mean, like,Copy !req
89. what if there was,
like, a brainy gremlin?Copy !req
90. A brainy gremlin?Copy !req
91. You talking
about a gremlin with glassesCopy !req
92. who could talk
and sing New York, New York?Copy !req
93. That's brilliant.Copy !req
94. It's in the movie—done.Copy !req
95. Whoa, whoa, you said
that nothing was final.Copy !req
96. That was before I heard
the words "brainy" and "gremlin"Copy !req
97. in the same sentence together.Copy !req
98. It's done.
I love it.Copy !req
99. It's in the movie.
Next.Copy !req
100. What about
a, uh, spider gremlin?Copy !req
101. You mean a gremlin
with eight legs and a thorax,Copy !req
102. just catching pretty ladies
in a web in an office building?Copy !req
103. Oh, my God,
it's in the movie.Copy !req
104. I love it!Copy !req
105. Next!Copy !req
106. - What about a bat gremlin?Copy !req
107. You mean a gremlin
with leathery wings,Copy !req
108. just flying around,
flip-flopping,Copy !req
109. bust through a wall,Copy !req
110. make a perfect bat symbol
in the wall,Copy !req
111. get outside,
get in some wet concrete,Copy !req
112. jump up on a building,
and just dry in placeCopy !req
113. like a gargoyle gremlin?Copy !req
114. We are cooking
with gas now.Copy !req
115. I love it.
It's in the movie.Copy !req
116. Next.Copy !req
117. Could there be
a female gremlin?Copy !req
118. Just lipstick, boobies.Copy !req
119. Bitch, you had me at
"little gremlin va-jay-jay."Copy !req
120. I love it so much
that it's not only in the movie,Copy !req
121. but it's definitely
in the movie.Copy !req
122. There's no backsies on that one.
No penny taxies.Copy !req
123. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
124. In the movie, done!Copy !req
125. That's why need a woman
in the writers' room.Copy !req
126. Next.Copy !req
127. I don't know.Copy !req
128. A googly-eyed gremlin?Copy !req
129. But you do know,Copy !req
130. because you're talking
about a gremlinCopy !req
131. whose sole purpose in this filmCopy !req
132. is just that he looks
stupid as.Copy !req
133. Yes, it can be
in the movie,Copy !req
134. and it is in the movie.Copy !req
135. Done. Next.Copy !req
136. What about you, silver fox?Copy !req
137. Um, electricity gremlin?Copy !req
138. You just said noun
and "gremlin,"Copy !req
139. like you're playing
Mad Libs.Copy !req
140. You just like a child.Copy !req
141. You have the brain
of a child.Copy !req
142. You do not have
a high IQ,Copy !req
143. but you haphazardly
came up with a gremlinCopy !req
144. that's just made out of boltsCopy !req
145. that is zigzagging
all over the room,Copy !req
146. and it's done
completely in animation.Copy !req
147. You a crazy person,Copy !req
148. and your idea's
in the movie!Copy !req
149. Done. Next.Copy !req
150. Can we put
the Hulkster in it?Copy !req
151. What?Copy !req
152. You talking about
putting Hulk Hogan,Copy !req
153. professional wrestler
turned actorCopy !req
154. turned cultural iconCopy !req
155. in the movie,Copy !req
156. where he break the fourth wall
of the movie he's inCopy !req
157. by talking to the audience.Copy !req
158. You, sir...Copy !req
159. are a raging psychopath.Copy !req
160. Don't let this town
take that away from you.Copy !req
161. That's it.
I don't even care anymore.Copy !req
162. We got the Hulkster
in this bitch,Copy !req
163. so it's done.Copy !req
164. I don't have
any more time,Copy !req
165. so let me just recap
right now.Copy !req
166. It's brainy gremlin,
spider gremlin,Copy !req
167. bat gremlin, lady gremlin,
googly-eyed gremlin,Copy !req
168. electricity gremlin,Copy !req
169. Hulk Hogan's
gonna be in the picture.Copy !req
170. I'm gonna throw in
a gremlin myself.Copy !req
171. Vegetable gremlin!
Just write it up.Copy !req
172. - I'm having so much fun.
- Why not?Copy !req
173. Thank you, it's all gonna
be in the actual film.Copy !req
174. Now I got to go
put some cowboysCopy !req
175. in Back to the Future III.Copy !req
176. Sayonara, y'all.Copy !req
177. Ooh!Copy !req
178. Now, okay,
you guys knowCopy !req
179. that none of that is gonna
be in the actual movie.Copy !req
180. Morning.Copy !req
181. - Ron.
- Good morning, Mr. Sheltie.Copy !req
182. How's the fam?Copy !req
183. Oh, I don't—I don't have—
I'm single, sir.Copy !req
184. I'm not married.
I mean, I do have a girlfriend.Copy !req
185. That's great.Copy !req
186. Oh, God!Copy !req
187. Hey, I need you
to do me a favor.Copy !req
188. Make sure everybody knowsCopy !req
189. that the bagels are
for sales associates only.Copy !req
190. No problem, sir.Copy !req
191. All right, let's get
this sales presentation started.Copy !req
192. All right, who's hungover?Copy !req
193. Not me.Copy !req
194. I know Ron is.Copy !req
195. That's not true.Copy !req
196. You're an alcoholic.Copy !req
197. I'm not, sir, I'm not.Copy !req
198. Hey, guys,
sales associates, friends.Copy !req
199. Today I want to talk about...Copy !req
200. the world's oldest profession.Copy !req
201. Now hold on, hold on!Copy !req
202. I know, I know
what you're thinking, right?Copy !req
203. Sex and prostitutes.Copy !req
204. That's not
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
205. Okay?Copy !req
206. I'm talking about sales.Copy !req
207. And if you look at our
ancient history as human beings,Copy !req
208. the first caveman out there...Copy !req
209. Oh, I'm sorry, those are
for sales associates only.Copy !req
210. It's food.Copy !req
211. N-not for you,
I'm sorry.Copy !req
212. Bagels are just
for sales associates.Copy !req
213. For sale?Copy !req
214. No, it's free.Copy !req
215. Oh, for free?Copy !req
216. Not—not for you, though.Copy !req
217. It's just for me?Copy !req
218. No, the—Copy !req
219. To divide ourselves...Copy !req
220. The bagels are
only for sales associates.Copy !req
221. Ron.Copy !req
222. Love the enthusiasm,Copy !req
223. but it's a little distracting.Copy !req
224. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, sir.Copy !req
225. Oh, don't do it again, please.Copy !req
226. Sorry.Copy !req
227. (Sheltie)
Moving on...Copy !req
228. For me maybe?Copy !req
229. No, not—not maybe.Copy !req
230. I'm sorry,
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
231. Foss?Copy !req
232. Foss—what?Copy !req
233. For us?Copy !req
234. For us?
No, no, not for us.Copy !req
235. One, just one.Copy !req
236. It's just that they're
for sales associates only.Copy !req
237. For me maybe?Copy !req
238. - Forget—
- Okay, Ron!Copy !req
239. Yep.Copy !req
240. Just shut up.Copy !req
241. All right, what was
the first tongue twisterCopy !req
242. you remember hearing?Copy !req
243. Was it "she shells"--Copy !req
244. - Sir, no, sir.
- Was it—was it "she sells"--Copy !req
245. Cream cheese is also
only for sales associates.Copy !req
246. How come
it's not for me, why?Copy !req
247. Because the bagels
are for sales—Copy !req
248. - Ron.
- Yes.Copy !req
249. Time and place, man.Copy !req
250. I'm sorry, this guy
just keeps tryingCopy !req
251. to grab a bagel, and—Copy !req
252. Ron, do you want
to come up hereCopy !req
253. and do the presentation?Copy !req
254. I'll go back there
and be a jackass?Copy !req
255. You just asked me to make sure
that nobody but—Copy !req
256. "Oh, the sign says—
my name's Ron.Copy !req
257. I like to drink alcohol
and listen to signs all day."Copy !req
258. He's really relentless
about having a bagel.Copy !req
259. - And I tol—
- Ron, handle your bagels!Copy !req
260. I'm trying.Copy !req
261. Unbelievable, everybody.Copy !req
262. All right, I'll just—
I'll start cold.Copy !req
263. Cells make up our bodies,Copy !req
264. but selling makes our bodies
come alive.Copy !req
265. (Ron)
Sir, seriously, stop.Copy !req
266. Not even smell?Copy !req
267. No, no, no!Copy !req
268. You can't have any bagels!Copy !req
269. You can't have any cream cheese!Copy !req
270. And you can't have smells!Copy !req
271. That's what
the sign says!Copy !req
272. - Ron!
- Yes!Copy !req
273. You are fired, sir!Copy !req
274. Of course I am!Copy !req
275. All right, you know what?Copy !req
276. Just give me a minute.Copy !req
277. I'm gonna try to forget
Ron ruined my day,Copy !req
278. 'cause this presentation
is great,Copy !req
279. and it's going great.Copy !req
280. I'm gonna get a bagel.Copy !req
281. These bagels...Copy !req
282. Bagels are
for sales associates.Copy !req
283. He's right, Ron.Copy !req
284. (Jordan)
You ever be,
like, getting busy...Copy !req
285. And then the dog's there?Copy !req
286. - Yeah.
- That's the worst.Copy !req
287. It's weird because sometimes
they stare at you.Copy !req
288. They stare at you.Copy !req
289. They're just
staring at you.Copy !req
290. No big deal to them.Copy !req
291. Just like, "Oh, yeah,
I did that earlier."Copy !req
292. Can't even jerk off anymoreCopy !req
293. without my dog
just being like...Copy !req
294. I'm like, "Dude,
you never look at me.Copy !req
295. Why now?"Copy !req
296. "This is when you choose
to give me a penetrating stare."Copy !req
297. Aw, bad choice of words.Copy !req
298. Yeah, I should not
have said that.Copy !req
299. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
300. I wish I could just
stay at my old place,Copy !req
301. but I can't afford
the new rent.Copy !req
302. Yeah, moving sucks.Copy !req
303. You know, strangers
handling your belongings.Copy !req
304. The movers
always break something.Copy !req
305. Oh, no, I can't afford
professional movers.Copy !req
306. I'm moving myself
this Saturday.Copy !req
307. Gonna do most
of the small stuffCopy !req
308. just going back and forth
with my hatchback.Copy !req
309. Do you think you can
borrow your roommate's van?Copy !req
310. You can help me
with some of the big stuff?Copy !req
311. Um... yeah...Copy !req
312. You know what?Copy !req
313. I've been thinking
a lot lately,Copy !req
314. and I think we need
to spend some time apart.Copy !req
315. Not to break up, no.Copy !req
316. Just, I just—
just some time.Copy !req
317. Time apart to...
figure ourselves out.Copy !req
318. And—and then we come
back together stronger,Copy !req
319. you know?Copy !req
320. This is coming
out of nowhere.Copy !req
321. No, it's not.Copy !req
322. I've—I have tried
to tell you,Copy !req
323. like, a million
different ways.Copy !req
324. But you don't listen.Copy !req
325. See, that's the thing,Copy !req
326. is that you never listen.Copy !req
327. I don't need
this time apart for me.Copy !req
328. I need this time apart
for us.Copy !req
329. How long do you think
it's gonna take you to move?Copy !req
330. Okay, this is about the move.Copy !req
331. You don't want
to help me move.Copy !req
332. Wha—what?Copy !req
333. I—I would love
to help you move.Copy !req
334. That's what boyfriends do.Copy !req
335. Claire.Copy !req
336. I just think that
it's a weird coincidenceCopy !req
337. that you need spaceCopy !req
338. right when I'm about to move.Copy !req
339. Oh, my God!Copy !req
340. Oh, my God!Copy !req
341. I am so sorryCopy !req
342. that I didn't plan
my emotional turmoilCopy !req
343. around your move.Copy !req
344. Look at your face, see?Copy !req
345. And now you've assumed
the worst of me,Copy !req
346. because you do that,Copy !req
347. and that's why we need
to spend timeCopy !req
348. apart from each other.Copy !req
349. That is not fair.Copy !req
350. Not fair—fair?Copy !req
351. Babe, all I'm asking for
is 12 lousy hours this Saturday.Copy !req
352. Okay, fine!Copy !req
353. "Okay, fine"?Copy !req
354. We'll move on Sunday.Copy !req
355. 48 hours.Copy !req
356. I don't know
what I was thinking.Copy !req
357. 12 hours is nowhere nearCopy !req
358. enough time to do
what I need to doCopy !req
359. to make
our relationship stronger.Copy !req
360. See, you got me all...Copy !req
361. confused.Copy !req
362. And you know what?Copy !req
363. I love you,
but I got to get out of here.Copy !req
364. I can't—I just can't—
I don't—Copy !req
365. I'm so confused right now.Copy !req
366. I feel—I can't think,Copy !req
367. and the walls
are closing in on me.Copy !req
368. I just don't know
what to do.Copy !req
369. Oh, it's my landlord.Copy !req
370. He says he doesn't want
to lose me as a tenant,Copy !req
371. so he is not going
to raise my rent.Copy !req
372. Now I don't have
to leave my place.Copy !req
373. And I don't need
time apart,Copy !req
374. because we're perfect
together.Copy !req
375. Will you marry me?Copy !req
376. You're painting
my apartment.Copy !req
377. Of course I'm painting
your apartment.Copy !req
378. That's what boyfriends do.Copy !req
379. When exactly do you think
that's gonna happen?Copy !req
380. Hey, yo, no matter what, dawg,
don't snitch.Copy !req
381. Okay, I ain't
saying nothing, dude.Copy !req
382. You know me.Copy !req
383. I'd die
before I turn snitch.Copy !req
384. You tell them nothing,
they got nothing.Copy !req
385. Yeah.Copy !req
386. You think
J-Rock talking?Copy !req
387. Hell no, dawg.Copy !req
388. J-Rock is my cousin.Copy !req
389. That man would never snitch.Copy !req
390. (J-Rock)
All right,
so just chill out here?Copy !req
391. Cool.Copy !req
392. Hey, bring that ice when
you get that chance, Dwight.Copy !req
393. All right, man.Copy !req
394. You the man, Dwight.Copy !req
395. Sss... bitch-ass cop.Copy !req
396. What up, J-Rock?Copy !req
397. They hurt you
up in there?Copy !req
398. What you mean,
"hurt you"?Copy !req
399. Look like he just got back
from the snack shop.Copy !req
400. What you say
to them, man?Copy !req
401. Nothing.Copy !req
402. You lying piece of sh—Copy !req
403. Hold on, hold on, hold on.Copy !req
404. This is my man
right here, a'ight?Copy !req
405. My brother.Copy !req
406. This man ain't never
snitch on nobody, never.Copy !req
407. Whatever.Copy !req
408. Now, look...Copy !req
409. We in this together,
right, hmm?Copy !req
410. Nobody says nothing, right?Copy !req
411. - Right.
- Right.Copy !req
412. - Right.
- Right.Copy !req
413. Nobody gonna say nothingCopy !req
414. about how Big Earl
shot up that liquor store.Copy !req
415. No, no, no.Copy !req
416. It wasn't Big Earl.Copy !req
417. What the hell
are you talking about?Copy !req
418. It wasn't?Copy !req
419. Hell no.Copy !req
420. Buckshot's the one
that held up that liquor store.Copy !req
421. Buckshot.Copy !req
422. Now where's he going?Copy !req
423. I don't know,
maybe he's goingCopy !req
424. to the bathroom
or some.Copy !req
425. Man, he's going in there
to snitch on us.Copy !req
426. No, no, listen,
let me tell you something.Copy !req
427. That's my boy right there.Copy !req
428. We grew up together.Copy !req
429. That is a stand-up G.Copy !req
430. That man
would never snitch.Copy !req
431. Pizza time!Copy !req
432. Pizza time, pizza time.Copy !req
433. Everybody love
pizza time.Copy !req
434. Motherpig-ass cop,
man.Copy !req
435. - Oh, no.
- Hold on, hold on.Copy !req
436. - Snitch—
- Hold on, hold on.Copy !req
437. Now, J-Rock, um...Copy !req
438. where'd you get the pizza?Copy !req
439. Yeah.Copy !req
440. Back there.Copy !req
441. I—I—Copy !req
442. I bought it.Copy !req
443. You know what,
listen to me.Copy !req
444. This ain't no game,
okay?Copy !req
445. If I find out
you done snitched on us,Copy !req
446. I'm gonna bust a capCopy !req
447. in your tiny
pizza-breath ass,Copy !req
448. and then I'm gonna bury you
in my mother's basementCopy !req
449. with the rest
of the snitches.Copy !req
450. - What?Copy !req
451. No, what'd he say?
What'd he say?Copy !req
452. Where you going?
Where you going?Copy !req
453. Where you going now?
Where you g—Copy !req
454. Oh, see, see?Copy !req
455. See, look, look.Copy !req
456. Look, he's selling me out
right now.Copy !req
457. No, no, no, he's sayingCopy !req
458. that "I would never
sell out that man."Copy !req
459. What?Copy !req
460. I'm telling you.Copy !req
461. All right, let's go.Copy !req
462. - Let's go, come on.
- Oh, hell, man.Copy !req
463. See, what'd I tell you,
Rockwell, huh?Copy !req
464. What I tell you?Copy !req
465. You snitch-ass—Copy !req
466. - What the—
♪ With meCopy !req
467. (Jordan)
You know, there's, like,Copy !req
468. five different incarnations
of the black handshake, right?Copy !req
469. And they're all fairly simple.Copy !req
470. But I don't know if somebody's
coming in for the—oh, what?Copy !req
471. Yeah, yeah.
What?Copy !req
472. And then we got
to turn that.Copy !req
473. And then the worst
is when you getCopy !req
474. what I call
"grabbing the apple."Copy !req
475. Okay.Copy !req
476. So dude comes in there,
and he's coming in for the bump.Copy !req
477. - You grab a dude's apple—
- For the bump.Copy !req
478. You're always the one
looking a little weird.Copy !req
479. - You're the apple-grabber.
- You're grabbing the apple.Copy !req
480. He's feeling palm.
He doesn't want that.Copy !req
481. And he's going, "Whoa, dude,
get your palm off my knucks."Copy !req
482. He didn't come here
for that.Copy !req
483. He didn't want that.Copy !req
484. - He just wants to meet people.
- Yeah.Copy !req
485. Here is your white wine.Copy !req
486. - Thank you.
- You are welcome.Copy !req
487. Hey, Pete.Copy !req
488. Little—
little thirsty tonight?Copy !req
489. Ha, yeah.Copy !req
490. Super thirsty.Copy !req
491. Pete,
this is Haraysa.Copy !req
492. Haraysa, this is Pete.Copy !req
493. Haraysa just got back
from Africa.Copy !req
494. Oh, Africa.Copy !req
495. Anyways, uh, where was I?Copy !req
496. Oh, the AUC.Copy !req
497. Oh, right,
so this conflictCopy !req
498. is exactly the reason
the African Union CommissionCopy !req
499. was put in place
to address.Copy !req
500. (Haraysa)
The organization
of African UnityCopy !req
501. certainly wasn't
gonna do anything.Copy !req
502. Oh, exactly.Copy !req
503. And if Nkosazana Dlamini-ZumaCopy !req
504. wants to do anything
about Bangui,Copy !req
505. she's certainly
being quiet about it.Copy !req
506. The worst part about BanguiCopy !req
507. is that no one knows
what's going on.Copy !req
508. Oh, no, I know.Copy !req
509. I mean,
look at right next door,Copy !req
510. the South Sudan.Copy !req
511. Here's the thing.Copy !req
512. Everybody just thinks
that it's like—Copy !req
513. that it's the damn
Lion King over there.Copy !req
514. You know?Copy !req
515. Lion King.Copy !req
516. Excuse me?Copy !req
517. It's not
The Lion King.Copy !req
518. Exactly.Copy !req
519. I mean,
what do people think?Copy !req
520. A...Copy !req
521. baboon is going
to hold a lion cubCopy !req
522. over a rock,
up to the sun,Copy !req
523. while all
the little animals sing?Copy !req
524. Anyway...Copy !req
525. Um...Copy !req
526. So I also wanted
to mention is,Copy !req
527. they have the manpower,Copy !req
528. because AMISOM
has 25,000 troopsCopy !req
529. just sitting there
in Somalia.Copy !req
530. It's not a "three
animated hyenas" situation.Copy !req
531. That doesn't make
any sense.Copy !req
532. The bad guy isn't Scar
over there.Copy !req
533. Um... yeah.Copy !req
534. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
535. It's not like
Scar's the bad guy.Copy !req
536. Well, I mean, you know,
the truth is,Copy !req
537. no one knows who to blame,Copy !req
538. because in reality,Copy !req
539. AMISOM doesn't have
that much control.Copy !req
540. - They don't.
- Like Simba.Copy !req
541. Oh, like Simba.Copy !req
542. He had no control over—Copy !req
543. Well, he was plucked out
from his homeCopy !req
544. and went on a whole journeyCopy !req
545. before he came backCopy !req
546. and was just
in the middle of a war.Copy !req
547. Really had nothing
to do with him.Copy !req
548. You know, Pete,
I'd be really interestedCopy !req
549. in hearing your thoughtsCopy !req
550. on the UN's policies
in East Africa.Copy !req
551. Hakuna matata.Copy !req
552. Unbelievable.Copy !req
553. Yes.Copy !req
554. My God,
that sums it up perfectly.Copy !req
555. There's so much work
still to be done.Copy !req
556. Yes, that's what
I was saying.Copy !req
557. This has been going on
for so many years.Copy !req
558. So many years,
Circle of Life.Copy !req
559. Hmm.Copy !req
560. Exactly,
that's really brilliant.Copy !req
561. I'm not brilliant.Copy !req
562. Let's dial it back.Copy !req
563. I'm just a man.Copy !req
564. Okay, uh, I'm gonna—Copy !req
565. I'm gonna go get
some hors d'oeuvres.Copy !req
566. Okay, no need
to announce it.Copy !req
567. What are your thoughts
on the Middle East?Copy !req
568. Aladdin.Copy !req
569. Huh.Copy !req
570. We never made
a Key and Peele handshake.Copy !req
571. It should be
something like this.Copy !req
572. It should be like
boop, whap,Copy !req
573. and then you got
to peel it on back.Copy !req
574. Real literal.Copy !req
575. - That would do the trick.
- So dumb, so dumb.Copy !req
576. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
577. Give me a bagel.Copy !req
578. - Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
- "Uh-uh" what?Copy !req
579. Bagels are
for sales associates.Copy !req
580. What the
is happening right now?Copy !req