Key & Peele 4x9

Directed by

Erika L. Holmes as Zachary's Mom • Lindsay Ames as Marvel Employee #1 • Hayden Faraday as Zachary • Clint Howard as Aerobic Director • Phil Augusta Jackson as Marvel Employee #2

Sketches include Stan Lee pitching new superheroes, a man losing his street cred, and a man creating a mnemonic device to remember a parking spot.

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1. ALL RIGHT, SO WE HAVE TO REMEMBER H5.

2. OKAY. UH, OH.

3. I GOT IT. HIGH FIVE.

4. OH, I SEE. OH, THAT'S GOOD.

5. I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO THERE.

6. TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A MNEMONIC DEVICE.

7. - YEAH, TRYING. - HIGH FIVES

8. CAME OUT IN THE '70s.

9. THAT'S WHEN THEY WERE INVENTED, THAT'S A seven.

10. YEAH.

11. - THERE'S TWO OF US. - SO WHY ARE YOU—

12. SO IF YOU SUBTRACT two FROM 7, THAT'S five.

13. OKAY, GREAT. SO YOU GOT IT. SO UM...

14. AND THEN, UM, THERE'S FIVE MAJOR FOOD GROUPS.

15. WHY ARE YOU GOING ON?

16. OH, NO. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.

17. THIS IS FUN FOR ME 'CAUSE IT'S A PUZZLE.

18. NO PUZZLE.

19. FIVE MAJOR FOOD GROUPS.

20. THERE IS MEAT, VEGETABLES, GRAIN, DAIRY, AND FRUIT.

21. OH. MY GOD. OKAY.

22. MY FAVORITE FRUIT IS PINEAPPLE.

23. BUT YOU KNOW THAT WE GOT IT ALREADY, SO...

24. - PINEAPPLE COMES FROM HAWAII. - OKAY.

25. AND OH, OH,

26. MY FAVORITE CURRENT SHOW IS HAWAII FIVE-0.

27. HAWAII FIVE-0. OKAY, SO THAT'S IT. DONE.

28. - WE'RE DONE. HAWAII FIVE-0. - YEAH.

29. OOH, OOH, AND SCOTT CAAN IS THE START OF HAWAII FIVE-0.

30. SCOTT CAAN? WE'RE REALLY TALKING ABOUT SCOTT CAAN NOW?

31. AND HIS FATHER IS JAMES CAAN,

32. WHO'S ONE OF THE FIVE MAJOR STARS OF THE—

33. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

34. ONE OF THE FIVE MAJOR HUGE STARS, "H," RIGHT?

35. OF THE GODFATHER MOVIES.

36. SO IT'S CAAN, PACINO, BRANDO, DUVALL, AND UM...

37. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS.

38. - OH... - DIANE KEATON.

39. DIANE KEATON, YES. THANK YOU.

40. AND IT'S EASY TO REMEMBER HER NAME 'CAUSE HER NAME

41. IS THE SAME LAST NAME AS BUSTER KEATON AND MICHAEL KEATON.

42. - BUT— - NO—OKAY. WE'RE JUST GOING THROUGH THIS NOW.

43. BOTH COMEDIANS,

44. AND WHEN YOU LAUGH,

45. - YOU SAY "HA." - STOP.

46. STOP. STOP.

47. - "HA-HA." - STOP. STOP.

48. STOP! STOP!

49. YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

50. YOU'RE OVERCOMPLICATING THE WHOLE THING.

51. WE ALREADY HAD IT.

52. YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT MORE DIFFICULT,

53. JUST LIKE YOU DO EVERYTHING.

54. I LEFT MY PHONE IN THE CAR.

55. WHICH... IS... WAIT, HOLD UP.

56. A DAP... NO, IT WAS HANDSHAKE...

57. NO, I GOT IT. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. HA.

58. BUSTER KEATON AND MICHAEL KEATON HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME

59. AS DIANE KEATON WHO'S ONE OF THE FIVE HUGE STARS

60. ON THE GODFATHER MOVIES...

61. - NO. NO— - NO— - NO. BUT I GOT IT.

62. IT'S KEATON, BRANDO, DUVALL, PACINO,

63. - AND JAMES CAAN... - OH, OKAY.

64. WHO'S THE FATHER OF SCOTT CAAN,

65. WHO'S THE STAR OF HAWAII FIVE-0.

66. HAWAII, PINEAPPLE,

67. - PINEAPPLE'S MY FAVORITE FRUIT... - NO— - NO—NO—NO—NO—NO.

68. - FIVE MAJOR FOOD GROUPS... - NO, YOU CAN'T—

69. THERE'S TWO OF US.

70. - Five PLUS two IS seven... - WAIT, WAIT... SO...

71. THAT'S THE '70s WHEN HIGH FIVES WERE INVENTED, H-5.

72. HIGH FIVE! HIGH FIVE!

73. I HAD IT! DAMN!

74. EXPLAIN TO ME YOUR CURRENT HEALTH CARE REGIMENT.

75. I MEAN, YOUR CURRENT PHYSICAL—

76. - I DO— - HERE'S WHAT IT IS.

77. AEROBICS IS LIKE SLOW STEADY-STATE CARDIO

78. AND WHAT I DO IS, LIKE, INTERVAL CARDIO.

79. SO YOU'RE DOING IT ALL DAY?

80. 20 MINUTES.

81. - OH. - LIKE, 20 MINUTES A DAY.

82. YOU COULD DO IT.

83. WHAT YOU DO MEAN WHEN YOU SAY, "YOU COULD DO IT,"?

84. LIKE, YOU DROPPED "YOU."

85. - 20 MINUTES. I MEAN... I ADMIT, I DID— - OKAY.

86. WHY WOULD YOU EMPHASIZE "YOU" LIKE THAT?

87. I'M JUST SAYING...

88. - OF COURSE I COULD DO IT. - OF COURSE YOU COULD IT.

89. I MEAN, IT'D TAKE A LITTLE WHILE FOR YOU GET INTO IT.

90. BUT YOU COULD DO IT.

91. I'M AN ATHLETIC, SPRY YOUNG MAN.

92. OF COURSE I COULD DO IT.

93. I PLAYED SOCCER, BRO.

94. Male announcer: LIVE FROM THE NESTLE ARENA,

95. WELCOME TO THE FINALS OF 1987 JAZZ FIT CHAMPIONSHIPS.

96. REPRESENTING THE BODY SHOP FROM HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA,

97. FLASH.

98. AND FROM THE SKIN SHOP FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN,

99. LIGHTNING.

100. YOU SON OF A BITCH!

101. YOU!

102. YOU CRAZY SICK!

103. LET ME AT HIM!

104. I'M GONNA KILL YOU.

105. LET ME AT— YOU!

106. IF YOU AND I WERE IN JUST A TAG TEAM FIGHT

107. AND THERE WAS A COUPLE OF YOUR AVERAGE STREET RIFFRAFF.

108. SOME RAPSCALLIONS?

109. WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK WE'D DO?

110. NOW, WHEN YOU SAY TAG TEAM,

111. YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ONE OF US

112. SCRAPPING WITH THREE DUDES AND TAGGING OUT.

113. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IF WE WERE JUST TOGETHER—

114. BLIP, BLIP.

115. IF WE JUST TOGETHER BLIPPIN' IT, SLIPPIN' IT,

116. CRASHIN' IT, SLAPPIN' IT. YEAH.

117. STREET RULES. KICK 'EM IN THE CROTCH.

118. - IF— - DO WE GET A GOOD— DO WE GET A WEAPON?

119. LET'S SAY NO.

120. - AVERAGE SIZED GUYS. - SO BIGGER THAN US.

121. DUDE, I THINK IF WE WENT HOG WILD ON THEM, WE'D BE OKAY.

122. LIKE, IF WE JUST WENT CRAZY AND LOST OUR MINDS.

123. I MEAN, IF I WAS BEATING A DUDE AND PISSING MYSELF

124. AT THE SAME TIME, THAT'S OKAY AS LONG AS I'M MAKING CONTACT.

125. IT TURNS OUT IT WASN'T A GHOST AT ALL.

126. IT WAS MY LITTLE SISTER HIDING IN THE BASEMENT!

127. AND SHE WAS GOIN' "BOO" AND MAKING THE NOISES

128. THE WHOLE TIME, SO...

129. OH, SHOOT. I FORGOT HIS JUICE BOXES.

130. - OH. - I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

131. YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT WITH ZACHARY?

132. - I THINK SO. - OKAY.

133. SO, ZACHARY...

134. YOU KNOW I'M, UH, GONNA BE MARRYING YOU MOTHER

135. AND, UH, I'M GONNA BE MOVING IN SOON

136. AND I JUST...

137. I'M SO EXCITED TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU.

138. YOU KNOW, I KNOW THAT YOU HAD A HARD TIME

139. WITH YOUR FATHER AND HE SPANKED YOU AND, YOU KNOW,

140. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN WITH ME.

141. OKAY?

142. AND I PROMISE I WILL NEVER SPANK YOU.

143. OKAY. THAT'S... OKAY.

144. UM...

145. I KNOW WHY YOU DID THAT.

146. BUT I WILL NEVER SPANK YOU BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU STILL—

147. OH! THAT'S—

148. OW.

149. I DON'T KNOW THAT THERE'S ANYTHING

150. - I DID TO DESERVE THAT— - OKAY.

151. THIS... YOU... OKAY.

152. MM. I'MA BE REAL WITH YOU.

153. YOU CAN'T GO HITTIN' PEOPLE.

154. - ALL RI— - OH! OH! OH!

155. I AIN'T COMING BACK FOR THAT FOURTH ONE.

156. ALL RIGHT. SO WE DONE?

157. WE GOT THAT OUT OF OUR SYSTEM?

158. 'CAUSE I KNOW THAT THIS...

159. THIS ISN'T YOU. OH!

160. - I TOLD YOU— - UH! OH! OH! COME ON!

161. THIS... OH! OH! OH!

162. THIS... YOU... UGH! UGH! WHY!

163. - FAST. - OH WHAT?

164. OOH! UGH! OH!

165. THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

166. - WHY— - WHAT DID I DO?

167. I'M THE GOOD GUY.

168. - I'M— - I'M THE GOOD GUY, MAN.

169. LOOK.

170. I'M NEVER GONNA SPANK YOU.

171. I'M NOT GONNA BE LIKE YOUR FATHER.

172. I'M GONNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

173. YOU NEED TO RESPECT ME!

174. YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LITTLE!

175. I WILL RESPECT YOU, CHARLES.

176. IF YOU PLAY YOUR ROLE.

177. NOW, LISTEN UP...

178. I'M A BAD, BAD BOY, CHARLES.

179. I DON'T NEED A FRIEND.

180. SO GO AHEAD. MARRY MY MOMMY.

181. MOVE IN.

182. HER AS HARD AS YOU WANT.

183. JUST LEAVE ME THE ALONE.

184. YOU DO THAT, 11 YEARS FROM NOW, I'LL BE OUT OF THE HOUSE

185. AND WE WON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.

186. YOU DON'T...

187. AND I WILL BREAK YOU.

188. OKAY, CHARLES?

189. HOW ARE WE DOING?

190. I LOVE HIM!

191. SO THE OTHER THING I'M THINKING IS MAYBE

192. WITH THE PLASMA BOLTS, INSTEAD OF GOING THE TRADITIONAL WAY

193. AND HAVING THEM ACTUALLY EMANATING FROM HIS HANDS,

194. WHAT IF THEY CAME FROM HIS AURA?

195. - THEY JUST CAME— - UH, HE'S HERE.

196. OH, GOD. THANK YOU.

197. GUYS, THIS IS SO EXCITING.

198. MARVEL LEGEND STAN LEE CALLS ME ON THE PHONE

199. A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO AND SAYS, "I'D LIKE TO STOP BY."

200. SO I JUST THOUGHT THAT'D BE A GREAT TREAT SO HE'S—

201. EXCELSIOR!

202. - HEY! MR. LEE! - ALL RIGHT.

203. ALL RIGHT. SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

204. LET'S GET GOING.

205. OH, YOU'RE HERE TO PITCH US SOME CHARACTERS?

206. YOU BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR I HAVE.

207. ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE HERE.

208. WE GOT TO...

209. EASEL WORK'S A LITTLE BIT RUSTY.

210. DON'T TOUCH THAT.

211. OKAY. INTRODUCING...

212. HEYDAY.

213. HE LIVES PERPETUALLY IN HIS BEST YEAR: 1982.

214. HIS NEMESIS IS THE EVIL WRITER'S BLOCK.

215. HE'LL LIVE FOREVER AS LONG AS HE CONTINUES TO COME UP

216. WITH GREAT, INTERESTING, AND RELEVANT IDEAS.

217. WELL, THAT GOT NOTHING.

218. - MR. LEE, I JUST— - I JUST FEEL, YOU KNOW,

219. WE'RE REALLY BUSY THIS MORNING, YOU—

220. UH-UH-UH-UH, THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO, SONNY BOY.

221. I GOT A MILLION OF 'EM.

222. ALL RIGHT.

223. DR. BALANCE.

224. HE'S AN AGING ROBOTICS SCIENTIST

225. WHO NEVER SLIPS AND FALLS IN THE SHOWER.

226. IT'S WHERE AM I, MAN?

227. NO MATTER HOW LATE AT NIGHT HE GETS UP TO GO NUMBER ONE,

228. HE ALWAYS KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE HE IS.

229. THERMOSTATRO.

230. HE HAS THE POWER TO CONTROL ANY THERMOSTAT,

231. WHICH MEANS HE NEVER HAS TO BE TORMENTED

232. BY ANY SUDDENLY COLD SPOTS. TECHNO.

233. HE UNDERSTANDS HOW TO CONTROL ANY TECHNOLOGICAL DEVICE.

234. THINGS LIKE THE COMPUTER OR THE LITTLE HAND COMPUTER.

235. ROAD RAGE.

236. HE GETS BEHIND INNOCENT DRIVERS ON THE THOROUGHFARE

237. ON THEIR WAY HOME FROM THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

238. AND HE LEANS ON HIS RADIOACTIVE HORN

239. AND THEY SAY, "HEY! COME ON, GET OFF OF MY BUMPER, HOT ROD!

240. WE'RE GOIN' AS FAST AS WE CAN!"

241. WHERE'D YOU GUYS COME FROM?

242. OH, YEAH. HERE'S THE GRAY CHASER.

243. HER SPECIAL POWERS ARE SHE'S 40, HAS NO KIDS,

244. AND SHE'S GOT A ROCKIN' HOT BOD.

245. SHE'S ONLY INTO OLDER DUDES WITH PONYTAILS AND LIVER SPOTS.

246. HOMESTEAD.

247. HE'S GOT THE MUTANT ABILITY TO FORCE

248. ANY OF HIS BUSY ADULT CHILDREN TO COME VISIT FOR A CHANGE.

249. I MEAN, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO PICK UP A PHONE?

250. HOW 'BOUT AN EVIL VILLAIN, HUH?

251. THE OVERWEIGHT JAMAICAN MAID.

252. ALSO KNOWN AS JAMILA!

253. SHE STEALS THINGS.

254. - MR. LEE, I'M— - I'M— - I'M SO SORRY.

255. JUST, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I-I DON'T THINK THAT, UH...

256. I DON'T THINK THAT WE COULD USE ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS.

257. OH.

258. SO SAY THE ROOM?

259. - YES. - YEAH.

260. OH.

261. NO, I-I-I UNDERSTAND.

262. DON'T MIND ME.

263. SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST SHOOTING BLANKS.

264. I KNOW WHEN I'M NOT WANTED.

265. JUST... TOSS THE REST OF 'EM

266. IN THE, UH, TRASH COMPACTOR OR WHATEVER YA GOT THESE DAYS.

267. IT WAS A REAL HONOR, SIR, TO HAVE YOU.

268. AH.

269. EUREKA.

270. I'VE JUST BEEN INSPIRED.

271. NOW, THIS IS A SUPERHERO TEAM,

272. A RAGTAG GROUP OF MULTIETHNICS KNOWN AS...

273. THE FIRED BUNCH.

274. THEY POSSESS THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE

275. TO BITE THE VERY HAND THAT FEEDS THEM

276. AND ARE CURSED TO WALK THE STREETS

277. FOR AN ETERNITY UNEMPLOYED.

278. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

279. WE LOVE IT!

280. - EXCELSIOR! - EXCELSIOR!

281. SO WHAT'S THE WORST JOB YOU EVER HAD?

282. WORST JOB I EVER HAD... MAN.

283. IT SUCKED WORKING FOR THAT COFFEE SHOP.

284. OH, THAT BARISTA SITUATION.

285. TALKIN' 'BOUT BARISTA.

286. PEOPLE BE COMING IN FOR COFFEE IN THE MORNING.

287. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

288. THEY'RE NOT HAPPY. THEY HAVEN'T HAD THEIR...

289. - Both: COFFEE YET. - RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

290. PEOPLE ARE JUST TALKIN' 'BOUT...

291. BEING A BARISTA,

292. IT WAS, LIKE, IT WAS A MEETING OF WORLDS 'CAUSE

293. YOU HAD CLARENCE,

294. MY MAN WAS ONE OF THEM BARISTAS WHO WAS FROM,

295. - LIKE THE SOUTH SIDE. - YEAH, YEAH.

296. AND THEN YOU HAD, LIKE,

297. SARAH WAS, LIKE, YOU KNOW, SHE WAS LIKE,

298. - THE M— - THE MANAGER.

299. THE M-MIDDLE MANAGER AND SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU GUYS,

300. - WE REALLY— - WE REALLY NEED TO PUT THE WHIPPED CREAM CAN—CANISTERS

301. BACK WHERE WE GOT THEM."

302. AND JUST,

303. - I MEAN, MIDDLE MANAGERS. - YEAH.

304. THEY ARE KILLING ME.

305. LIKE, THEY ARE HOLDING SOME STATUS OVER YOU

306. THAT YOU DESPERATELY WANT THEIR JOB.

307. YEAH. YEAH, YEAH.

308. LIKE, YOU WANT TO BE,

309. - "LIKE— - ROUND UP, YOU GUYS."

310. NOT THE ROUND UP.

311. PLEASE, NOT THE... ROUND UP.

312. - "LET'S— - LET'S TAKE A KNEE, YOU GUYS.

313. "GOOD JOB. GOOD MORNING,

314. BUT WE'RE REALLY FALLING BEHIND WITH CLEANLINESS."

315. AND YOU SEE THESE ARE THE THAT ARE

316. JUST ALWAYS BE HAVIN'--SMOKIN' CIGARETTES OUTSIDE THE BACK.

317. MM-HMM. MM-HMM.

318. "YOU WANT ANOTHER BREAK?

319. YOU WANT ANOTHER BREAK?"

320. - WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? - OKAY, OKAY.

321. WHAT FLAVOR YOU GOT?

322. VANILLA.

323. FLAVOR DO YOU GOT?

324. LEMON ZINGER.

325. LEMON ZINGER LIKE THAT TEA?

326. - OH. - WHAT?

327. OH, NO.

328. NO-NO.

329. I GOT THAT BRAIN FREEZE.

330. OH, MAN. THE YOU DO.

331. - YOU AIN'T NO BRAIN FREEZE. - OH.

332. MAN, DUDE. RELAX, MAN. THAT PASS, MAN.

333. - CALM DOWN. - IT AIN'T PASSING.

334. OOH. IT'S INTENSIFYING.

335. WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT PASSIN'? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MAN?

336. THAT CAN'T BE INTENSIFYIN', DOG.

337. WHOO.

338. COME ON, MAN. YOU SAY YOU FROM THE HOOD, DOG.

339. YOU ACTIN' WEAK RIGHT NOW WITH THIS BRAIN FREEZE.

340. - AHH! OW! - COME ON.

341. AIN'T NO BRAIN FREEZE GONNA MAKE YOU YELL LIKE THAT, MAN.

342. - GET OVER— - DON'T BE HITTIN' YOUR HEAD WITH THE BRAIN FREEZE.

343. COME ON. HEY. YO, YOU GOIN' SILVER BALLS ON THAT?

344. SILVER BALLS ON A STRING, KINETIC ENERGY.

345. PLEASE SHUT YOUR—

346. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

347. COME ON. OKAY, EXORCIST.

348. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' NOW?

349. WHAT, YOU DOIN' SOME KUNG FU? GET OVER IT, MAN. LISTEN.

350. IT CAN'T BE DOIN' THIS MUCH TO YOU.

351. LISTEN, MAN. DON'T BE A PUNK ASS BITCH, MAN.

352. - GET OVER THE— - WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID NOW?

353. YOU SEEIN' THINGS? YOU JUST SCARED?

354. BRAIN FREEZE MAKING YOU SCARED?

355. WHO ARE YOU?

356. - OH— - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHO AM I?"

357. YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALZHEIMER'S.

358. - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU. - HELP.

359. YOU A PUNK ASS BITCH. WHAT IS THIS?

360. YOU GOIN' THREE STOOGES ON THIS.

361. - THIS IS SOME CRAZY ASS— - OH, YOU EVEN DID THE HAND BLOCK.

362. YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN?

363. YOU'RE WEAK, MAN. YOU A WEAK ASS.

364. THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 'CAUSE YOU'RE—

365. - MMM! - OH, WHOA.

366. YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO.

367. HOLD UP NOW. HOLD UP NOW. HOLD UP NOW.

368. HOLD UP NOW. HOLD UP, MAN.

369. YOU GONNA CONTINUE TO EAT THE FROYO EATIN'

370. ON TOP OF THE BRAIN FREEZE? WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', DOG?

371. HEY, NOW I'M REALLY STARTIN' TO RESPECT YOU NOW, MAN.

372. IF YOU GONNA EAT THE THING THAT'S CAUSING YOU THE PAIN?

373. THIS IS GREAT. OH, OH, NOW IT'S GOIN' FASTER.

374. NOW YOU'RE SPEEDIN' UP.

375. HE'S STEERIN' INTO THE BRAIN FREEZE.

376. THIS IS STRAIGHT CRAZY RIGHT HERE, DOG.

377. HEY. REAL TALK, THOUGH? REAL TALK, THOUGH?

378. REAL TALK, THOUGH? I MEAN, THIS CRAZIER THAN THE TIME, MAN,

379. THAT I STRANGLED BENNY WITH MY BARE HANDS

380. 'CAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE MY MONEY.

381. ALL RIGHT. WE GOT 'EM.

382. GOT WHO? WHAT?

383. WHAT? YOU 5-0?

384. STAND UP SLOWLY.

385. WHAT? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

386. MAN, I KNOWN YOU SINCE THE 6TH GRADE.

387. YOU UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF BENNY TACTERATRICS.

388. GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

389. HEY, MAN, YOU A PUNK ASS BRAIN FREEZE.

390. AND YOU GOIN' TO JAIL FOR A LONG TIME.

391. I'M IN TOO DEEP.

392. AHH.

393. I GOT THE BRAIN FREEZE.

394. GOT CAUGHT WITH THE BRAIN FREEZE.

395. YEAH, YOU GOT THAT BRAIN FREEZE!

396. GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

397. DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN CATHERINE ZETA-JONES

398. WAS IN ENTRAPMENT?

399. DO I REMEMBER?

400. THIS BITCH, SHE DOING A BACK BEND

401. BUT SHE UPSIDE DOWN AND SHE ON THE FLOOR.

402. GOING THROUGH THE LASER—

403. GOING THROUGH THE LASER STORM LIKE THIS?

404. GOING THROUGH THE LASERS.

405. GOING THROUGH THE LASERS.

406. I'M GONNA WATCH IT, DUDE.

407. - SAY, "HEY, SWEETIE." - SAY WHAT?

408. "MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TO THE MOVIES THIS WEEKEND.

409. - YOU GOT, UH..." - SAY, "WHO IS THIS?"

410. "CATHERINE ZETA-JONES." YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

411. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

412. - SHE WAS— - SHE... OH.

413. DO YOU REMEMBER, UM, CAREER OPPORTUNITIES

414. WHEN JENNIFER CONNELLY WAS ON THAT HORSE?

415. - ALL LIKE... - OOH.

416. YOU TALKIN' ABOUT THINGS I CAN'T FORGET NOW.

417. TALKIN' ABOUT THAT— YOU WERE LIKE—

418. THAT WAS— THAT WAS MY AWAKENING.

419. I'M GONNA DO MY ONE LINE HERE.

420. OH, YEAH.