1. Hey, buddy.
- Hey, my dude.Copy !req
2. What's going on, man?
It's good to see... I'm sorry.Copy !req
3. I'm talking
at the same time as you.Copy !req
4. - Okay, go ahead.
- You go ahead and talk.Copy !req
5. I'm sorry, go ahead.
- No, it's all right. I...Copy !req
6. Ripped By mstollCopy !req
7. - Go...
- Are you talking right now?Copy !req
8. - Yeah, I'm trying to...Copy !req
9. - Go ahead.
- All right, this is...Copy !req
10. - Go ahead.
- Okay, go ahead.Copy !req
11. - Try to not... um...
- I'm just... I'm gonna talk,Copy !req
12. and you just keep... okay.
- No, it's you.Copy !req
13. - I'm sorry.
- No, all right, I'll go...Copy !req
14. - It's just that my Internet
connection's a little weak.Copy !req
15. Ugh.
- Gosh.Copy !req
16. - Are you talking right now?
- I'm... no.Copy !req
17. - Are you talking right now?
- I think... I can't tellCopy !req
18. if it's a delay...
- God damn it.Copy !req
19. - Shit.
- Okay.Copy !req
20. - You go first, and speak...
- I'll talk, and thenCopy !req
21. you start...
- And then... no.Copy !req
22. Wait. What?
- What's that?Copy !req
23. - Wait. What?Copy !req
24. Fuck!
- God damn it!Copy !req
25. - I can't fucking believe this.
Not today!Copy !req
26. - You got to be kidding me!
- Not fucking today!Copy !req
27. - Ridiculous!Copy !req
28. - Got to have
this conversation!Copy !req
29. Shit!
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
30. - Okay, did the delay come back,
or are you... did you catch up?Copy !req
31. - You know what?
Let's just lay back, just calm.Copy !req
32. - You haven't fucking caught up,
or we wouldn't beCopy !req
33. talking at the same time.
- Wow.Copy !req
34. - God damn it!Copy !req
35. Okay, listen... okay, listen...
- Okay, here's the thing...Copy !req
36. - We got to stop trying
to talk at the same time...Copy !req
37. - Let me just get...
- And try to make...Copy !req
38. - Okay.
- Or this conversation...Copy !req
39. - All right, fine.
- It's gonna just go on...Copy !req
40. forever.
- I can't get out of it.Copy !req
41. - Okay, I can't... listen...
- Then that's ridiculous, I'm...Copy !req
42. I'm... that... no.Copy !req
43. - What a bunch of...
God, help me, please!Copy !req
44. - There's only one thing
we can do, okay?Copy !req
45. - I can't!
- There's only one thingCopy !req
46. we can do.
- No, listen to me!Copy !req
47. - Yeah, we got...
- I don't know how to getCopy !req
48. out of this!
- Well, then we got to end it.Copy !req
49. I got to end it.
- I got to end this!Copy !req
50. - I can't...
- I got to end this!Copy !req
51. - I can't do it anymore!
- I can't do it anymore.Copy !req
52. - Okay, fine!
- I can't do it anymore!Copy !req
53. - Then we're gonna end it.Copy !req
54. Okay, we're gonna end...
- I got to...Copy !req
55. I can't do it.
- Keegan?Copy !req
56. Keegan, I'm gonna end it.
You're frozen. I can't tell...Copy !req
57. We're gonna end it, okay?Copy !req
58. I just don't want you
to be offended.Copy !req
59. Ending it, and... oh!Copy !req
60. Oh, he really meant "end it."Copy !req
61. - Whoo!Copy !req
62. Hello! Mwah!Copy !req
63. Good evening.
Hello.Copy !req
64. Hello.Copy !req
65. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
66. - Okay, okay.
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
67. Thank you so much.Copy !req
68. I am Keegan-Michael Key.
- I am Jordan Peele.Copy !req
69. - And we are Key and Peele.
- We are Key and Peele.Copy !req
70. - Thank you.Copy !req
71. - You guys see that movie
Django Unchalned?Copy !req
72. - Did you see that movie?
Yeah!Copy !req
73. - Did you see it?
Okay, mm-hmm.Copy !req
74. - That movie...
I didn't want to like that,Copy !req
75. but that was good, though.
That was good.Copy !req
76. - 'Cause I appreciateCopy !req
77. some historical, you know,
relevance and some accuracy,Copy !req
78. and when he shot that bitch
and she flew across the room...Copy !req
79. - And she flew
off the thing, yeah.Copy !req
80. - That's me. That's...
- That was worth $12Copy !req
81. right there, that one moment.Copy !req
82. - But Spike Lee had a problem.
- Yes, he did.Copy !req
83. - Before the movie came out...
- Before the movie came out,Copy !req
84. before he had seen it,
he was like...Copy !req
85. - He was like,
"Yo, this is absolutely"...Copy !req
86. I'm like, "Get some coffee
in your system, Spike,Copy !req
87. 'cause you've already
lost my attention."Copy !req
88. He didn't like the N-word.
- He didn't likeCopy !req
89. the prolific use of the N-word.
- Yeah.Copy !req
90. - Which l... I'm trying to think,
how do I describe it?Copy !req
91. The N-word...
The use of the N-word in a movieCopy !req
92. that's set in slave times
in the South in the 1850s.Copy !req
93. "Accurate" is how I would...Copy !req
94. - Well, all right, friends.Copy !req
95. The first fight of the evening
will featureCopy !req
96. one of my slaves
versus one of the slavesCopy !req
97. of my distinguished guest,
Mr. Jacob Dixon.Copy !req
98. You know, Robert,Copy !req
99. I hope you're as gracious
a loser as you are a host.Copy !req
100. - All right, enough talk.Copy !req
101. Now...Copy !req
102. fight, you devils!
Fight to the death!Copy !req
103. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
104. Um, question.
- Mm-hmm?Copy !req
105. How do we get
out of this thing alive?Copy !req
106. - It's really simple.
Just let me pretend to kill you.Copy !req
107. - Hmm, maybe it just makes more
sense if I pretend to kill you.Copy !req
108. Yeah.
- Yeah, I just...Copy !req
109. I want to make it
believable, so...Copy !req
110. - Well, that's what I was...
That's what I was going for too.Copy !req
111. - What the blazesCopy !req
112. is going on over there
in that endless clinch?Copy !req
113. Tear him apart!Copy !req
114. - Okay, let's...
- Oh! You get... mm!Copy !req
115. - So just...
just die from this.Copy !req
116. - From this? Um, just...Copy !req
117. - You know what? Just something
doesn't feel right,Copy !req
118. so if I could just...
if I just...Copy !req
119. let me... go with me here.
- Okay. Oh.Copy !req
120. - Yep, that was it, that was it.
This feels much more real.Copy !req
121. So...
- Really? What? Why?Copy !req
122. - Um, sorry,
what do you mean "why"?Copy !req
123. - Fight! My God!Copy !req
124. - Oh.
- I-I'm getting frustrated now.Copy !req
125. - Damn it, kill!Copy !req
126. - Nope, not a thing.
Not a thing.Copy !req
127. - Nothing?
Okay, let me just get...Copy !req
128. Mm, I'm gonna get him.
I got him.Copy !req
129. - Let me get you, though.
- Just let me get you, though.Copy !req
130. No, let me get you.Copy !req
131. - It was my idea,
so can I do it first?Copy !req
132. Let me get you...
- Though, just for, like, a...Copy !req
133. Can you just let me get you
for a second, please?Copy !req
134. - Let me get you!Copy !req
135. - Stop fighting like sissies
and kill each other!Copy !req
136. - Okay.Copy !req
137. - All right, so check this out.
- Yeah, mm-hmm.Copy !req
138. - All right,
we'll back up...Copy !req
139. - Mm-hmm.
- And you run at me real fast,Copy !req
140. just do a bunch of spins
and kicks and flourishes,Copy !req
141. and I'll just knock you out,
one punch, and then you're dead.Copy !req
142. - Okay.
No, wait, wait, what?Copy !req
143. I'm sorry, so you can look cool?
No, thank you.Copy !req
144. - If someone doesn't die soon,
I will kill you both.Copy !req
145. - Thank you.Copy !req
146. - Ohh!Copy !req
147. - Ah, that's my boy!Copy !req
148. - Ohh!Copy !req
149. Ah!Copy !req
150. - Aah!Copy !req
151. - You are not getting stronger
from my punches.Copy !req
152. - Yes, I am, though!
- Listen, come here.Copy !req
153. Listen.
Listen, listen.Copy !req
154. Let's be fair, okay?Copy !req
155. We both slam into each other,
and we both die.Copy !req
156. Fair?Copy !req
157. - That's fair.
- All right.Copy !req
158. One!Copy !req
159. - This will be good.
- Two!Copy !req
160. Three!Copy !req
161. - What?
- Oh, you son of a bitch!Copy !req
162. - What?
You were never gonna fall.Copy !req
163. - You didn't even try
to fall down.Copy !req
164. - What the hell?
- It's the fakest thing...Copy !req
165. How about that?
- No. No, don't hit me.Copy !req
166. Oh, what's that?
- Ow.Copy !req
167. - What in tarnation
are you doing?Copy !req
168. - Come on, stop.Copy !req
169. Oh, you hit my balls.Copy !req
170. - Hey, everybody.Copy !req
171. War's over.Copy !req
172. Slavery is abolished.Copy !req
173. Sorry.Copy !req
174. We'll call it a draw.
- Done.Copy !req
175. - Good for you, though, huh?Copy !req
176. - Thank you?
- Let's go.Copy !req
177. - Well, wait. Before you...
No, no, no, no, no, hold up.Copy !req
178. - Just if... just if I may,
who do you thinkCopy !req
179. would have won the fight?
- Yeah, between the two of us?Copy !req
180. - We've had,
on a couple of occasions,Copy !req
181. like, I mean,
real super-tough,Copy !req
182. like, tatted-up Mexican dudes
walk up to us and go,Copy !req
183. "Hey, homes.Copy !req
184. Like, you guys
should make fun of us."Copy !req
185. You know, the guy's, like...
blink,Copy !req
186. he's got a K and a P
tattooed here.Copy !req
187. We're like, "No, it's okay."
- "It's all right."Copy !req
188. - "It's all right."
"No, you should do it.Copy !req
189. Like, make fun of us more."
- "Nah."Copy !req
190. - "Because you guys...
you guys are leaving us out."Copy !req
191. - You can't...
- "Like, don't leave us out.Copy !req
192. We're trying
to have fun too, okay?"Copy !req
193. - Yeah.Copy !req
194. - "We're trying
to have fun, ese."Copy !req
195. - That's some scary shit
when their eyes get big.Copy !req
196. That's some scary shit.
- "Hey."Copy !req
197. - No.Copy !req
198. I don't want none of that.Copy !req
199. It's like, if you have
human sacrifice in your DNA,Copy !req
200. I'm not gonna make fun of you.Copy !req
201. Okay,
let's get this thing going.Copy !req
202. Everybody take a seat.Copy !req
203. We got to have
more meetings, homes,Copy !req
204. 'cause I'm telling you, man,
we got to get organized.Copy !req
205. Carlito ain't got a seat, man.
Someone get him a chair.Copy !req
206. - No, I'm cool.Copy !req
207. - No, dude,
get him a chair, homes.Copy !req
208. - Nah, man.Copy !req
209. I'm gonna sit gangster.Copy !req
210. - But, Carlito, it doesn't look
like it's comfortable, man.Copy !req
211. Why don't you
just sit in the chair?Copy !req
212. - I never sit in no chair, ese.Copy !req
213. Mm-mm.Copy !req
214. You never, ever gonna catch me
sitting in no chairs.Copy !req
215. - Hey, ese, you know that
that's loco, right?Copy !req
216. - No, man.Copy !req
217. - It's cool, Carlito.Copy !req
218. No one's gonna think
you're softCopy !req
219. if you sit in a chair, homes.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
220. - We're all sitting in chairs.
- Right.Copy !req
221. - Bunch of bitch-ass culeros.Copy !req
222. - ÿQué?
- I don't have no timeCopy !req
223. to sit in no fucking chair.Copy !req
224. - Huh. Okay.Copy !req
225. Now that we're all here...Copy !req
226. You know what?
But why, though?Copy !req
227. Like, it don't make no sense
for you to set yourself upCopy !req
228. with a rule like that.Copy !req
229. - No, it's, like, limiting.
- Yeah, limiting.Copy !req
230. - Limiting.
- I mean, sometimes,Copy !req
231. people sit in chairs.Copy !req
232. - Man, fuck all of you guys
with your bitch-ass chairs.Copy !req
233. - There.Copy !req
234. - Okay, Carlito, quit playing
and sit in the chair, pendejo.Copy !req
235. - No.
- Carlito,Copy !req
236. we have to have this meeting
now, ese. Get up!Copy !req
237. - I'm good right here, man.Copy !req
238. - You know...
- I'm chilling.Copy !req
239. Go ahead with your meeting.Copy !req
240. - Okay, but you know
it's going to be weird.Copy !req
241. You don't care
that it's going to be weird?Copy !req
242. - Weird for you, maybe.Copy !req
243. - He doesn't care.
Okay.Copy !req
244. Okay, homies,
so this is what we have to do.Copy !req
245. Like, we got to sell
more drugs...Copy !req
246. - And we got to makeCopy !req
247. more crimes happen.Copy !req
248. Roberto, where are we...Copy !req
249. - Carlito, you're bleeding, ese!Copy !req
250. Who cares, man?Copy !req
251. - Yo, whoa!
You just got shanked, man!Copy !req
252. We got to pull that out!
- Leave it!Copy !req
253. I'm chilling, homes.Copy !req
254. I don't care
about that stupid shank.Copy !req
255. - Carlito.Copy !req
256. Carlito, wake up, man!Copy !req
257. Carlito!Copy !req
258. - Hey, don't even bother, ese.Copy !req
259. Oh, Dlos mío!Copy !req
260. - I don't need
those defibrillators.Copy !req
261. I don't even want to come back
to life, homes.Copy !req
262. - Carlito...
- Clear!Copy !req
263. - Go back into your body.Copy !req
264. - My body's stupid, homes.
- What?Copy !req
265. - I'm fine right here
on the spirit plane.Copy !req
266. Life is for pussies.Copy !req
267. - Oh, my...
Carlito.Copy !req
268. Carlito, go to the light.Copy !req
269. - Nah, I'm good, man.Copy !req
270. - Carlito,
that's Heaven, man.Copy !req
271. - I don't need to go
to Heaven, homes.Copy !req
272. Heaven is for pussies.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
273. - Hello, and welcome
to the fifth annual meetingCopy !req
274. of the Tallahassee
Black Republicans.Copy !req
275. Now, I'm pissed!
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
276. - Royally pissed!
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
277. - Last November, Barack Obama
was reelected president,Copy !req
278. and the black vote
went almost entirely to him!Copy !req
279. - Dagnabbit.Copy !req
280. - We're not getting
our message out, obviously.Copy !req
281. The Republican party is
and should beCopy !req
282. the only home for black voters.
- Yes, yes, sir.Copy !req
283. - Now, people think that
black voters are a monolith.Copy !req
284. We're not a monolith.Copy !req
285. - What?
- No, we're not.Copy !req
286. - In fact,
black Republicans aloneCopy !req
287. are an extremely diverse group
of people.Copy !req
288. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
289. - Now, to speak more
on diversity,Copy !req
290. I present tonight's speaker...Copy !req
291. Mr. Douglas Jackson.Copy !req
292. - Now, I'm not gonna
sugarcoat it, I'm pissed!Copy !req
293. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
294. - I'm royally pissed.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
295. - The liberal media
thinks that RepublicanismCopy !req
296. is not for black people.
Mm.Copy !req
297. - Now, you tell me, what
about fiscal responsibility,Copy !req
298. a strong national defense,
and a limited governmentCopy !req
299. is unappealing to black people?Copy !req
300. We're not a monolith!
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
301. - We come in
all different shapes and sizes.Copy !req
302. - Yes, we do.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
303. - Now, who here would like
to come up to this podiumCopy !req
304. and speak about the diversity
amongst black Republicans?Copy !req
305. - Oh.Copy !req
306. Gentlemen,
we have a real treat today,Copy !req
307. a gentleman
who is a little bit eccentric,Copy !req
308. a little bit outside of the box,
if you will,Copy !req
309. but I can't think
of a better person to speakCopy !req
310. on diversity
amongst black RepublicansCopy !req
311. than this gentleman right here.Copy !req
312. All the way from Orlando,
my good friendCopy !req
313. Arthur Washington,
ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
314. It's good to see you.
It's good to see you.Copy !req
315. Good to see you, man.Copy !req
316. - Thank you for the
introduction, brother Douglas.Copy !req
317. - Thank you for being here,
brother Arthur.Copy !req
318. - However, I am pissed.Copy !req
319. Royally pissed.Copy !req
320. - Indeed, indeed!
- All right.Copy !req
321. - Democrats think
they have the rightCopy !req
322. to all the black people,
but that is not the case.Copy !req
323. We are not a monolith.Copy !req
324. Democrats may be cool,
but they ain't practical.Copy !req
325. - There you go.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
326. - Republicans are practical.Copy !req
327. Black people are practical!Copy !req
328. Come to think of it...
- Get those pants.Copy !req
329. - I think black Republicans
are pretty cool.Copy !req
330. - So do I.
So hear, hear, hear, hear.Copy !req
331. - Not to mention
very diverse.Copy !req
332. - There we go. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
333. - Excuse me, gentlemen.
Sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
334. Someone's white wife
is here to pick them up.Copy !req
335. - Was her name Emily?Copy !req
336. - Uh, she was white.
- Okay.Copy !req
337. Does anybody here enjoy
athletics and sports?Copy !req
338. Something that
we find very interestingCopy !req
339. is that sometimes
the celebrationsCopy !req
340. after somebody
has done something positiveCopy !req
341. in a sporting event
are more violentCopy !req
342. than the sport itself.
- They're just...Copy !req
343. They're so jacked up.
- Why is that?Copy !req
344. - Yeah!
They're so amped up!Copy !req
345. - They're crazy.
They're just...Copy !req
346. - Dudes get amped up!
- We did that, man.Copy !req
347. - We won that!
- We done... yeah.Copy !req
348. - We won that!
- Yeah, we did.Copy !req
349. - We won that, son!
- We did that stuff, boy.Copy !req
350. - What? What?
- We did it, son.Copy !req
351. We won that, son!
- We won that!Copy !req
352. They thought we couldn't do it,
but we could do it!Copy !req
353. - We did it! We did it!
- We did it!Copy !req
354. - We did it, son!
- We did it, yeah!Copy !req
355. - We did it, man!Copy !req
356. - Come on, man.
We did it!Copy !req
357. We did it!
- We did it.Copy !req
358. - Silence it.
We did it.Copy !req
359. We did it.Copy !req
360. We did it.
Oh.Copy !req
361. We did it.Copy !req
362. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
363. Good victory, guys!
Good victory!Copy !req
364. Hey, hey, come on, good game!
Slap-ass, man!Copy !req
365. Hey, good game!Copy !req
366. Get some slap-ass!Copy !req
367. Yeah, guys!
Yes, man!Copy !req
368. Good game!
Slap-ass!Copy !req
369. Hey, who's next?
Who...Copy !req
370. Hey, Garcia!
Come on, man, get you some.Copy !req
371. Come on, let's get
some slap-ass over here.Copy !req
372. - No!Copy !req
373. - What?
Why... why not?Copy !req
374. - I said no, Rafi.Copy !req
375. - He's had enough, Rafi.Copy !req
376. We've all had enough.Copy !req
377. - Enough of what?Copy !req
378. - Enough of
the damn ass-slapping, Rafi.Copy !req
379. - Graclas.Copy !req
380. - The fucking slap-ass?Copy !req
381. - Sí, yes. Sí.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
382. Guys, who fucking cares
how much I slap ass?Copy !req
383. So what?
I slap ass!Copy !req
384. No big deal, man.
I'm a fucking baseball player.Copy !req
385. That's what we do.
We fucking hit home runsCopy !req
386. and fucking slap ass.
Come on, huh?Copy !req
387. - Rafi, that's not
how we all see baseball.Copy !req
388. - Everybody does it.
All the teams slap ass, man.Copy !req
389. You...
You slap ass, Garcia!Copy !req
390. - Like, a couple of times
a game.Copy !req
391. What?
So what, man?Copy !req
392. Why the fuck
you counting, man?Copy !req
393. Who knows how many times
I slap ass or how many...Copy !req
394. - 427 times.Copy !req
395. - Okay, time flies when
you're having fun, man. What...Copy !req
396. - Our families come
to these games, Rafi.Copy !req
397. My son is always asking meCopy !req
398. why I'm letting this man
touch my butt so many times.Copy !req
399. - And you say "slap-ass"
every time.Copy !req
400. - Every time!Copy !req
401. - Okay, hold on one second.Copy !req
402. Let's go to the time-out.Copy !req
403. I'm from
the Dominican Republic, okay?Copy !req
404. All I know,
since I was a little kid,Copy !req
405. is to catch fly balls
and to say "slap-ass"Copy !req
406. every single time
I fucking slap ass!Copy !req
407. - This is
the Major Leagues, Rafi.Copy !req
408. We are all
from the Dominican Republic.Copy !req
409. Nobody here has ever heard
anyone say "slap-ass"Copy !req
410. before you.Copy !req
411. - Quit playing, man.
Come on, get your slap-ass.Copy !req
412. Rafi!
- Rafi, enough! Okay?Copy !req
413. - I'm...Copy !req
414. Okay.Copy !req
415. You're right.Copy !req
416. I know you're right about it.Copy !req
417. I have a problem, okay?Copy !req
418. I know that.Copy !req
419. And I decide to stop
right now.Copy !req
420. - Bueno.Copy !req
421. - Graclas.Copy !req
422. - Right after I get
that Garcia slap-ass.Copy !req
423. Come on.
Hey!Copy !req
424. - What?
- No, Rafi!Copy !req
425. - Hey, come on, eh?Copy !req
426. I'm fine, all right?
Fine, I get it.Copy !req
427. - Get up out of here!Copy !req
428. - Come on!
- Get out of the locker room!Copy !req
429. You get out
of the locker room!Copy !req
430. - You're the only slap-ass
that matters, Garcia!Copy !req
431. - You are not getting
a slap-ass!Copy !req
432. - Hey, Garcia, man,
can I talk to you for a second?Copy !req
433. - Oh.
- Hold up.Copy !req
434. - Hey, Rafi, what's up?Copy !req
435. - Oh, man, I just talked
to the manager, man.Copy !req
436. He says he's going
to trade me, man.Copy !req
437. I mean, what the hell, you know?
I got kids too, right?Copy !req
438. - Yeah, well, we all told you
what was going to happenCopy !req
439. if you...
- Hey.Copy !req
440. I really could use
that one slap-ass, man.Copy !req
441. - Rafi.
- Come on, man.Copy !req
442. Just one slap-ass, you know?
Just one...Copy !req
443. Just for old times' sake,
you know?Copy !req
444. Get me back on my feet.
I really...Copy !req
445. Just one for the road, man.
I could really use it.Copy !req
446. Okay, okay.Copy !req
447. Good game! Slap-ass!Copy !req
448. - I got to get home to my kids.
- Okay.Copy !req
449. Oh.Copy !req
450. Garcia, man.Copy !req
451. I'll suck your dick if you
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452. - No!Copy !req
453. Garcia, I'll suck your dick.Copy !req
454. Ohh, slap-ass, slap-ass,
slap-ass, slap-ass, slap-ass,Copy !req
455. slap-ass, slap-ass, ahh.Copy !req
456. - Welcome
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457. In fashion, if you woke upCopy !req
458. and there was
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459. standing on your chest,
would you swat them off?Copy !req
460. I was really challenged
by this question.Copy !req
461. I would hope that
I'd engage them in conversation.Copy !req
462. But in reality,
I think I'd be scared of themCopy !req
463. and swat them away,
which would probably kill them.Copy !req
464. Well, that wraps up
Metta World NewsCopy !req
465. for this Wednesday, October
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466. I'm Metta World Peace.
Good night.Copy !req
467. Did I fulfill my contract,
Satan?Copy !req
468. - We love you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
469. Hey, it was a good show, man.
- It was a good show!Copy !req
470. - We won that show, dog!
- Yeah, we did!Copy !req
471. - We won that show, baby!
- Yeah, we did!Copy !req
472. - We won that show!
- What?Copy !req
473. We won that show!
- Come on, son.Copy !req
474. - We won the show!
- Come on, son.Copy !req
475. - We won the show!
Bye, bye, bye, bye!Copy !req
476. We won the show!Copy !req
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478. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
479. - We would have been
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480. - Oh, yeah.
Well, we...Copy !req
481. - Terrible slaves.
- Well, we... we're...Copy !req
482. - Because we're wimps.Copy !req
483. - We are wimps.
I can't...Copy !req
484. Dude, I can't... Pick cotton?
I can't pick a sweater.Copy !req
485. - Right, yeah.
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