1. - I want to know what's going on
with the huge woman,Copy !req
2. and I want to know
what the deal isCopy !req
3. with the red witch lady.
- Yes.Copy !req
4. Yes.
Yes.Copy !req
5. - You know what I'm saying?
Ripped By mstollCopy !req
6. - Just... straight out.Copy !req
7. - No, but I mean, like,
have you?Copy !req
8. Have you... have you ever
slept with a black guy?Copy !req
9. - No, but I really want to.Copy !req
10. - Me too!Copy !req
11. Apparently, it is, like,Copy !req
12. a whole other thing
than sleeping with white men.Copy !req
13. - Oh, no, no.Copy !req
14. I heard they're
supposed to be, like,Copy !req
15. way better at it
or something.Copy !req
16. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I heard that too.Copy !req
17. I wonder if
it's 'cause they have,Copy !req
18. like... like, better rhythm,
you know?Copy !req
19. - Right, 'cause
they're really good dancers.Copy !req
20. - I mean, apparently,
they have, like, bigger...Copy !req
21. - Oh, way bigger penises, right?Copy !req
22. - Yeah.Copy !req
23. I guess that's
because of Africa?Copy !req
24. - Yeah, like,
I feel like they're just...Copy !req
25. they're, like, really
with you in the moment.Copy !req
26. - Hmm.
- Like, if they're gonnaCopy !req
27. be with you,
they're in the here and now.Copy !req
28. - Exactly. Exactly.Copy !req
29. Because they know that
they basically have no future.Copy !req
30. I know.Copy !req
31. - Think about it.
- It's so sad.Copy !req
32. - Think about it!Copy !req
33. - I do feel like they treat
their women with just, like,Copy !req
34. a little bit
more compassion, though.Copy !req
35. - Yeah,
like, respect and stuff.Copy !req
36. Oh, because their dads
were never around!Copy !req
37. - Oh, right, and they also have
a lot of time on their handsCopy !req
38. 'cause even if they have kids,
they never go visit them.Copy !req
39. - Oh, please. Totally.
Baby daddy?Copy !req
40. That's a thing.
- Oh.Copy !req
41. That's in the dictionary now
because of black people.Copy !req
42. - See?
Ser-i-ou-sly.Copy !req
43. Apparently, black guys just know
how to please white women.Copy !req
44. Right? Just, like,
way more than white men.Copy !req
45. - Oh, well, it's probably
in their bloodCopy !req
46. 'cause they're used
to pleasing their white masters.Copy !req
47. - Whaaat?Copy !req
48. - Okay. Okay.
- Yeah!Copy !req
49. Law of the jungle, right?
- Totally.Copy !req
50. - I am so desperate
to find out for myself.Copy !req
51. - Me too.Copy !req
52. - Right?Copy !req
53. - Okay, um, I'm gonna
go to the bathroom...Copy !req
54. - Okay.Copy !req
55. - And I swear to you,Copy !req
56. if there is a black guy
back there, I'm gonna blow him.Copy !req
57. - Get it!Copy !req
58. - So, unrelated, I now
have to go to the bathroom,Copy !req
59. uh, because I've been
drinking coffee all day.Copy !req
60. So I will be back
in a little while.Copy !req
61. - Well, you know what?
Let... let me go first.Copy !req
62. I'll be about 30 seconds.Copy !req
63. - Ooh, ow.
I hit my penis there.Copy !req
64. - I'm sorry.
I don't have any money, sir.Copy !req
65. - Okay.Copy !req
66. - Hey!Copy !req
67. Thank you so much.
I am Keegan-Michael Key.Copy !req
68. - I'm Jordan Peele.
- And we are Key and Peele.Copy !req
69. - Yes.Copy !req
70. - Thank you for coming out
tonight.Copy !req
71. Thank you.Copy !req
72. - So this is
a little-known fact.Copy !req
73. Keegan's wife
is a dialect coach.Copy !req
74. - Yes, it's a source
of ambivalence for meCopy !req
75. because I want her
to have her jobCopy !req
76. and I want her to thrive,Copy !req
77. but there's just a bunch
of British peopleCopy !req
78. just coming through my house,Copy !req
79. learning American accents
and taking all our jobs.Copy !req
80. So I'm just standing
in the living room,Copy !req
81. and these dudes are walking
about like, "Cheerio."Copy !req
82. "Yeah, fuck you."Copy !req
83. Tea bag.
- Right.Copy !req
84. But all right, I want to...
I'm gonna throw youCopy !req
85. through a little bit
of a wheel of accents.Copy !req
86. Just give you a little test.
- The wheel of accents.Copy !req
87. - Italian!Copy !req
88. Oh, Italian.Copy !req
89. It's the... is-a one
for me to do.Copy !req
90. - Yeah, yeah. German!Copy !req
91. The German is very exact.Copy !req
92. - Cockney.
- Cockney's, like, down here,Copy !req
93. and it's with the back
of your "froat."Copy !req
94. Yeah.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
95. - You guys must have
some crazy role-play sex.Copy !req
96. - We do. Yeah.Copy !req
97. - Just give me an Australian.Copy !req
98. All right, I can do it.Copy !req
99. Yes, yes.Copy !req
100. I can do Jamaican as well.Copy !req
101. - Oh, that's even better!
That's even better!Copy !req
102. - I can be a Jamaican.
Okay.Copy !req
103. - Where do you want me from?Copy !req
104. Oh, there it is.Copy !req
105. Where do you want me
to be from?Copy !req
106. - Oh, anywhere but you.
- Okay.Copy !req
107. - Just anywhere...Copy !req
108. Can... can you do two black guys
at a time?Copy !req
109. Can you just give me two?Copy !req
110. - You sold me out, son.Copy !req
111. Now you gonna end up with
a bullet in your head for it.Copy !req
112. - You can't play me,
motherfucker.Copy !req
113. I'm the motherfucker
that plays motherfuckers,Copy !req
114. motherfucker.Copy !req
115. - Cut.Copy !req
116. All right, everybody,
let's get reset.Copy !req
117. We are going again.Copy !req
118. Nigel, that's great.Copy !req
119. Oh, grea... it's smashing.Copy !req
120. Thank you so much.
Yeah, t...Copy !req
121. well, it's been
an absolute honor and...Copy !req
122. and what a great opportunity
to be hereCopy !req
123. and be able
to play an American tough.Copy !req
124. - Well, I'm just so gladCopy !req
125. that we got you
out of that BBC commitmentCopy !req
126. so you could play with us, so...Copy !req
127. - Cheers, mate.
Cheers, cheers.Copy !req
128. - Antoine, listen.Copy !req
129. I'm just not buying
that you're someoneCopy !req
130. that was born and raised
on the streets of Brooklyn.Copy !req
131. - That's weird, 'cause, uh,
I actually was born and raisedCopy !req
132. on the streets of Brooklyn.Copy !req
133. Oh.Copy !req
134. - Oh.Copy !req
135. - I was in a gang
and everything.Copy !req
136. Most of this stuff
actually happened to me.Copy !req
137. - Wow. Okay.
Well, that's... that's...Copy !req
138. that's great for us,
'cause I want you to use it.Copy !req
139. Okay?Copy !req
140. It's a good first take.
Let's just, uh...Copy !req
141. - Mm-hmm.
- Let's get going it.Copy !req
142. Let's get...
let's get going.Copy !req
143. - Thank you, Jim.Copy !req
144. - Scene five, take two.Copy !req
145. - And action.
- You sold me out, son.Copy !req
146. Now you gonna end up with
a bullet in your head for it.Copy !req
147. - You can't play me,
motherfucker.Copy !req
148. I'm the motherfucker
that plays motherfuckers,Copy !req
149. motherfucker.Copy !req
150. Cut. Cut.Copy !req
151. Okay.Copy !req
152. Uh, Nigel.
That was great.Copy !req
153. - Oh.
- Brilliant.Copy !req
154. Just, the way you move,
especially when you talk.Copy !req
155. I just really see this character
coming to life before my eyes.Copy !req
156. - Cheers, mate.
- It's fabulous.Copy !req
157. - Cheers.
- It's fabulous.Copy !req
158. Antoine,
your performance, um,Copy !req
159. it's just not quite
there yet, okay?Copy !req
160. I-I really need to see youCopy !req
161. make more
of a transformation, okay?Copy !req
162. Like... like Nigel, here.Copy !req
163. - That dude's British, so...
- Yeah.Copy !req
164. - Antoine, if I might jump in
with a bit of advice?Copy !req
165. - I don't think I need that.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
166. Look.
Hear him out.Copy !req
167. - Maybe you might want to tryCopy !req
168. thinking of something
in the materialCopy !req
169. that's similar to somethingCopy !req
170. that's happened
in your real life.Copy !req
171. - Hmm.
- For me, for instance,Copy !req
172. I like to think
of when me mum wanted meCopy !req
173. to attend prep school in Leeds
to become a barrister,Copy !req
174. but I wanted to study
the theater at Oxford.Copy !req
175. - Thank God.Copy !req
176. - And so that was a conundrum,
really, for me.Copy !req
177. - I'm gonna stop you
right... right there,Copy !req
178. 'cause this is
just confusing me, right?Copy !req
179. Like, I don't need that,
'cause I am from the streets.Copy !req
180. I was in a gang.Copy !req
181. They told me
to kill my cousin.Copy !req
182. - That might be
a bit spot-on, no?Copy !req
183. - Yeah.
That's a bit spot-on.Copy !req
184. Do you have any stories
that involve your mum?Copy !req
185. - What's a mum?Copy !req
186. - Oh, dear.Copy !req
187. - Scene five, take three.Copy !req
188. - Okay.Copy !req
189. Antoine, remember.
You're a gangster!Copy !req
190. Okay?
Betrayal, the streets.Copy !req
191. Okay?
Nigel, you're perfect.Copy !req
192. Antoine, transform,
and action!Copy !req
193. - You sold me out, son.Copy !req
194. Now you gonna get a bullet
up in your head for it.Copy !req
195. - You can't play me,
motherfucker.Copy !req
196. I'm the motherfucker
that plays motherfuckers,Copy !req
197. motherfucker.Copy !req
198. - He's boring to watch.Copy !req
199. Cut.Copy !req
200. - Oh, that does not
sound good.Copy !req
201. - Thank you.Copy !req
202. - Antoine, I do not feel
like you have foundCopy !req
203. the emotional core
of this character.Copy !req
204. - Man, fuck this!Copy !req
205. Nobody is more real than me.
Okay?Copy !req
206. I come from the streets,
and nobody's gonna tell meCopy !req
207. what the streets is like...
Nobody!Copy !req
208. You understand?Copy !req
209. - That's a great speech.
I just wish that I believed it.Copy !req
210. You want to give it a shot?
- Sure. I'll have a go.Copy !req
211. Man, fuck this.Copy !req
212. I'm as real as it gets.
- Yes.Copy !req
213. - This fucking streets
is for real.Copy !req
214. I'm up in there, man.Copy !req
215. - You are.
- I'm fucking the... from the...Copy !req
216. from the fucking... from the earth
from these streets.Copy !req
217. - From the eart...
- S-something to that effect.Copy !req
218. - That is...
No, but I am so with...Copy !req
219. I am with you
when you say that,Copy !req
220. even when you're
saying the wrong words.Copy !req
221. I just wish
you could do that!Copy !req
222. - You know what?Copy !req
223. - Oh, goodness.Copy !req
224. Okay, that hurts,
but I don't feel that it comesCopy !req
225. from the right emotional place
for the character.Copy !req
226. All right?
Here. Give it a shot.Copy !req
227. Give me... watch.
Watch.Copy !req
228. That's... that's great.Copy !req
229. I feel that in here...
- Thank you.Copy !req
230. - And in here, in my heart.Copy !req
231. - That's very gracious of you
to say that.Copy !req
232. - Try that again.Copy !req
233. I just... I don't...Copy !req
234. I don't believe you.Copy !req
235. - You guys are familiar
with vanity videos, right?Copy !req
236. People who, like,
spend all of their money...Copy !req
237. all of their money...
to make a videoCopy !req
238. in the hopes that someone...
I don't know who...Copy !req
239. is gonna discover them
on the internet and go,Copy !req
240. "This guy's got the goods!"
- Yeah!Copy !req
241. - Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
"I'm gonna make you famous!"Copy !req
242. - "You got raw talent,"
and it's always...Copy !req
243. it's always some kind
of, like...Copy !req
244. some convoluted plot
that's like...Copy !req
245. - Yeah.
- Part one of a ten-part series.Copy !req
246. It's never gonna get finished.Copy !req
247. And it's always, like...Copy !req
248. it always looks something
like Game of Thrones.Copy !req
249. - Yes.
- Always.Copy !req
250. - It's got, like...Copy !req
251. - It's just always...
- Wizards with orbs.Copy !req
252. - Wizards in it and orbs.Copy !req
253. - These homemade videos.Copy !req
254. It's always like this
fantasy, glam, like...Copy !req
255. - It's just...
like, they're weird.Copy !req
256. - Steampunk shit.
- Yeah.Copy !req
257. Do we have any...
any steampunks here today?Copy !req
258. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
259. - You don't have your, uh,
umbrella with you today, sir.Copy !req
260. - There's not a lot
of black steampunks out there.Copy !req
261. - No.
- Not a lot of...Copy !req
262. not a lot of dudes talking
about, "Hey, man."Copy !req
263. - Yeah.Copy !req
264. - "I'm just representing
Jules VerneCopy !req
265. in the motherfucker."Copy !req
266. - Don't stop pulling.
Never stop.Copy !req
267. - Keep on pulling.Copy !req
268. Don't stop walking.Copy !req
269. Keep on walking.
Don't stop walking.Copy !req
270. Oh, my God.
Jahar, my friend.Copy !req
271. - Yes, Rajim?Copy !req
272. - We are a long way
from h-h-h-home.Copy !req
273. - Every American woman
is more infidelCopy !req
274. than the last, my friend.
- You're telling me.Copy !req
275. You're telling me,
my good friend, yes.Copy !req
276. Oh, there's a 9:00.
9:00. Here she comes.Copy !req
277. Mm-blip.
- Shabloim!Copy !req
278. - Okay.Copy !req
279. - Come on.
Full-frontal face.Copy !req
280. Only in America, baby.
- Only, only, only.Copy !req
281. - Only in America, huh?
- Come on, grab it.Copy !req
282. - What did you see?
- I want to grab...Copy !req
283. - What?
- I'm grabbing it.Copy !req
284. This is yours,
and then that is yours.Copy !req
285. What did you see?
What did you see?Copy !req
286. - I'll tell you what I saw.
- What?Copy !req
287. - I got to see her forearms.
- You got?Copy !req
288. - A little bit of the thigh.
- Yes. Oh, I saw this.Copy !req
289. - And I definitely
got some ankle knot.Copy !req
290. - You got ankle knot?
- Oh, I got ankle knot.Copy !req
291. - Oh, the w-w-whole
baba ghanoush, huh?Copy !req
292. - You're telling me.Copy !req
293. It's like we've got
the X ray visions.Copy !req
294. - We are Superman.
We are Superman, huh?Copy !req
295. Oh!
Shh. Here we go.Copy !req
296. Here we go.
Here we go.Copy !req
297. Here we go, yeah.Copy !req
298. - H-h-h-holy tabbouleh.Copy !req
299. Would you look
at the leg elbows on that one?Copy !req
300. - Mm-hmm.
- Whoo!Copy !req
301. - I'll tell you what.
Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
302. - Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
303. - What I wouldn't do
for six seconds with her.Copy !req
304. - Yes, you would!
Yes, you would!Copy !req
305. What would you do?Copy !req
306. - I'm going to show you
right now.Copy !req
307. - You're gonna show me?Copy !req
308. - Spot me!
You got to spot me.Copy !req
309. - Yes, I am here.
I am here.Copy !req
310. - Let me tell you
what I would do right now.Copy !req
311. I would pump her full of iron,
you know,Copy !req
312. and then I would lift her
to the ceiling.Copy !req
313. - I'm her.
- Lift her to the ceiling.Copy !req
314. - I'm her.
- Working the body.Copy !req
315. Working the body.
Working the body.Copy !req
316. - Working the body.
- Do it the head.Copy !req
317. Give it to the head.
- Get the head, get the head.Copy !req
318. - And you give it to the head.
- Ho! Ho! Belly button.Copy !req
319. - Belly button.
- We got belly button.Copy !req
320. Dude, we got belly button.
- Oh, my... oh, my God.Copy !req
321. - That's belly button,
my friend.Copy !req
322. - I couldn't believe
we saw the belly button.Copy !req
323. I've never seen the belly button
on a woman before.Copy !req
324. I thought it was a myth.Copy !req
325. - Yes, it's like the butthole
of the belly.Copy !req
326. - Mm.
- Mm.Copy !req
327. - Dig this.Copy !req
328. Oh, what I wouldn't do for a...
Give me the...Copy !req
329. - Show me.
- Give me the ball.Copy !req
330. - Show me, show me.
- Give me the ball.Copy !req
331. - Show me, show me.
- I'm gonna show you right now.Copy !req
332. I'm gonna show it to you
right now.Copy !req
333. - What you do? I'm ready.
- I get in here.Copy !req
334. - I'm ready.
- And then like this and go...Copy !req
335. - Ho!
Come on, it feel good.Copy !req
336. - I get over here
and then I get in there.Copy !req
337. - Oh, yeah!
- Grab the hair.Copy !req
338. I get into it.
I get into it!Copy !req
339. - Hold the hair.
- Hold the hair.Copy !req
340. - Come on, switch.
Switch positions.Copy !req
341. Let's do it.
- I'm gonna grab your hands.Copy !req
342. Yes, princess, yes.Copy !req
343. - Ah. Ooh.
Infidels.Copy !req
344. - Homosexual American devils.Copy !req
345. - Give them the whistle
of disapproval.Copy !req
346. - I will right now.Copy !req
347. - That is my boy.
- That should teach them.Copy !req
348. - That is my boy, huh?Copy !req
349. - Pawn shops
are an interesting place.Copy !req
350. Anybody who's ever...
here's ever been to a pawn shop?Copy !req
351. That is a motley crew
of... of items.Copy !req
352. - Yes.Copy !req
353. - I mean, what do I want
when I walk into a pawn shop?Copy !req
354. I'll take that dartboard,
that spittoon,Copy !req
355. and that African mask,
if you know...Copy !req
356. - The, like, saddest ones
are also in, like, VegasCopy !req
357. 'cause you know that's where,
like, people are like,Copy !req
358. "Hey, man, I'm gonna be
right back for this.Copy !req
359. Real... I swear to God."
- "Okay, yeah."Copy !req
360. - "I'll be right back. How much
can you give me for it?"Copy !req
361. - "$5 for this saxophone."
- "All right.Copy !req
362. "I'll be back.
I'm gonna... I'm gonna...Copy !req
363. I'm gonna triple my money
real quick, let's do it."Copy !req
364. - "Just go over there
and they'll give you $5."Copy !req
365. - "All right."Copy !req
366. - That's, like,
the number for everythingCopy !req
367. is, like... this is
an actual samurai sword.Copy !req
368. You know.
$5.Copy !req
369. - $5.Copy !req
370. And this is
an unexploded atomic bomb.Copy !req
371. - Yeah.
- $5.Copy !req
372. This is a briefcase
with $1,000 in it.Copy !req
373. - $5.Copy !req
374. - $5?
How is that possible?Copy !req
375. - Hey, man.
How you doing?Copy !req
376. You guys got bow and arrows?Copy !req
377. - Yeah.Copy !req
378. - Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's it.Copy !req
379. Yeah, there it is.
There.Copy !req
380. That'll do it.
That's gonna do it.Copy !req
381. Yup.
Where are the arrows at?Copy !req
382. Yeah.
You got... you guys got M-80s?Copy !req
383. - We don't carry fireworks.Copy !req
384. - Damn!
You have, uh...Copy !req
385. you have something else
that's explosiveCopy !req
386. that I could tape
to the end of an arrow?Copy !req
387. - We have shotgun shells, but...
- Uh-huh. Ooh.Copy !req
388. - I feel I have to ask,Copy !req
389. are you planning
to attach those to arrowsCopy !req
390. and use them as a weapon?Copy !req
391. - What?
No. What?Copy !req
392. Are you crazy?Copy !req
393. You think
that would work though?Copy !req
394. What... what... what if I shot
explosive arrowsCopy !req
395. through a window
to break 'em open?Copy !req
396. - Sir, I feel like
I have to ask youCopy !req
397. what you're planning
to use these for.Copy !req
398. - Oh, no, I'm not planning
to do anything.Copy !req
399. I'm just... this is
just Christmas shopping.Copy !req
400. I'm getting a...
You got zip lines?Copy !req
401. - Nope.Copy !req
402. - But you got, like,
hooks and anchors and cables?Copy !req
403. - We got
some of those things,Copy !req
404. but I do not recommend
manufacturing your own zip line.Copy !req
405. - Oh, I'm not doing that.
No.Copy !req
406. Let's say somebody
was manufacturingCopy !req
407. their own zip line.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
408. - You think if they
had busted some windows openCopy !req
409. on a building somehow,Copy !req
410. then fired the zip line
off a bow and arrow,Copy !req
411. and it attached
to the wall of said building,Copy !req
412. that they could just ride
the zip line into the building?Copy !req
413. - I have no idea.Copy !req
414. Sir, whatever you
are planning on doing,Copy !req
415. please don't do it.Copy !req
416. - I'm not... I'm not...
I'm not doing anything.Copy !req
417. I'm just doing
some Christmas shopping,Copy !req
418. trying to get it
out of the way.Copy !req
419. You know, bow and arrows
for my nephew.Copy !req
420. The zip line's for my...
grandmother.Copy !req
421. Et cetera and whatnot.
You know what I'm saying there?Copy !req
422. It's nothing.
No big deal.Copy !req
423. Speaking of other things,
do you guys haveCopy !req
424. just the, uh, top half
of a knight in armor?Copy !req
425. - First of all,
it's called a suit of armor.Copy !req
426. - Oh, yup, that's it.
That's right.Copy !req
427. That's what I meant to say.
- We have one but it's sold...Copy !req
428. - Oh!
- As a complete set.Copy !req
429. - Yup. Yup.
- Yup.Copy !req
430. - Yeah,
but the person it's for,Copy !req
431. they only need the...
they don't need the...Copy !req
432. they just need the top half.Copy !req
433. They don't need the legs.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
434. - Well, what if somebody
was shooting at you and...Copy !req
435. what are the chances you think
they'd try to shoot your legs?Copy !req
436. - I feel
like I have to tell youCopy !req
437. that a suit of armor
will not deflect bullets.Copy !req
438. - I'll take my chances...
with Christmas.Copy !req
439. Which brings me, uh,
to my next question.Copy !req
440. Do you guys
have roller skates?Copy !req
441. - I think we have a pair around.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
442. Let me ask you a question.Copy !req
443. How fast do you think you'd have
to be going on roller skatesCopy !req
444. to get past a couple
of armed guardsCopy !req
445. and still be going fast enough
to smash through a safe door?Copy !req
446. - One of those big bank safes?
- No!Copy !req
447. I don... I don't know.
Yeah.Copy !req
448. Yeah? Uh...Copy !req
449. Hey, you guys got one of those,
you know, just oneCopy !req
450. of those big bags with
a dollar sign on the side of it?Copy !req
451. - Okay.Copy !req
452. - Yeah?Copy !req
453. - You're gonna shoot arrows with
shotgun shells attached to 'emCopy !req
454. to a bank window
to blow out the glass.Copy !req
455. Then you're gonna shoot
a zip line through that windowCopy !req
456. and you're gonna slide on
into the hallway.Copy !req
457. You're gonna be
wearing roller skatesCopy !req
458. so you can just skate on past
the armed guards,Copy !req
459. who will be shooting at you,
and you're gonna hopeCopy !req
460. that they both
won't hit your legs,Copy !req
461. and, if they are aiming
at your torso,Copy !req
462. the suit of medieval armor
will deflect the bullets.Copy !req
463. Then you're gonna hope
to gather enough speedCopy !req
464. to burst through
the big bank vaultCopy !req
465. at the end of the hallwayCopy !req
466. where you're gonna
collect the moneyCopy !req
467. in a cartoon money bag.Copy !req
468. - Well, no.Copy !req
469. I'm just an uncle who's buying
some shit for ChristmasCopy !req
470. and I, uh, think I'll
take my business elsewhere.Copy !req
471. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
472. - It's April.Copy !req
473. - Welcome to Metta World News.Copy !req
474. Our top story, a professional
athlete should never post onlineCopy !req
475. looking for people
to live-action role playCopy !req
476. Hunger Games with them.Copy !req
477. I'm sorry,
Jerod, Cailey, and Zach.Copy !req
478. Well, that wraps up
Metta World NewsCopy !req
479. for this Wednesday, August
microwave wood chipper.Copy !req
480. I'm Metta World Peace.Copy !req
481. Good night.Copy !req
482. Look at this one here. Huh?Copy !req
483. Look at this one here, huh?
- Beautiful lady.Copy !req
484. What I wouldn't do to her.Copy !req
485. - You can see full chin cleavage
on this one, huh?Copy !req
486. - Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
487. Good night, everybody.Copy !req
488. - Have a good one.
- Good night.Copy !req
489. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
490. - Steampunk. Really?
Is that gonna be the term?Copy !req
491. Can't we do better than that?
Like...Copy !req
492. - It's steampunk.
- Clockwork mage.Copy !req
493. Isn't that... I beat it...
I beat it with one try.Copy !req
494. - Gear sorcerer.
- Yeah.Copy !req
495. - Techno trolls.
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