1. The power of Christ
compels you!Copy !req
2. your mother!Copy !req
3. The power of Christ
compels you!Copy !req
4. The power of Christ compels you!Copy !req
5. Your mother's in Hell!Copy !req
6. The power of Christ
compels you!Copy !req
7. I'll suck your.Copy !req
8. Let me suck your,
mother.Copy !req
9. Could you please
clear the room?Copy !req
10. Sync & corrections by dwigt
www.addic7ed.comCopy !req
11. Resync BluRay by LeRaloufCopy !req
12. Yo!Copy !req
13. Thank you so much.Copy !req
14. That was scary...Copy !req
15. before it got offensive.Copy !req
16. Good evening, everybody,
I'm Keegan-Michael Key.Copy !req
17. - I am Jordan Peele.
- And we're Key and Peele.Copy !req
18. Thanks for coming out.Copy !req
19. Thank you so much.Copy !req
20. Happy Halloween, everybody.Copy !req
21. - Welcome.
- Happy Halloween.Copy !req
22. - This is our...
- All Hallow's Eve, yes.Copy !req
23. - Our Halloween celebration.
- Mm-hmm, yes.Copy !req
24. Um, we are...
we're fans of horror movies.Copy !req
25. And there's
several different kinds.Copy !req
26. - There's several different kinds.
- There's... right.Copy !req
27. There's the kind where
there's little Asian childrenCopy !req
28. that sound like Penelope Cruz.Copy !req
29. Yup, yeah.Copy !req
30. Well, you know what?
My favorite...Copy !req
31. My favorite horror movies
are the possession ones.Copy !req
32. - Oh, yes, yes.
- And since I've been in California,Copy !req
33. I will go see a horror movie
at 12:00 at night.Copy !req
34. I went and saw
Paranormal Activity,Copy !req
35. There was a family of
75 Mexican people in front of me.Copy !req
36. And 90% of them were
under the age of four.Copy !req
37. And... and you know what the most
messed up thing about it is,Copy !req
38. like clockwork,
about halfway through the movie,Copy !req
39. - at some point...
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
40. Somebody goes, "Oh, no,
it's not a ghost, it's a demon."Copy !req
41. The entire mexican family,Copy !req
42. "Oh, no, this.
We don't with that."Copy !req
43. - Right in front of my action.
- Everybody, there's the kid...Copy !req
44. Oh, come on, this is...Copy !req
45. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
46. They're all leaving,
the whole family.Copy !req
47. - This is a... you know...
- En masse, out the door.Copy !req
48. It's a horror movie,
it's always Diablo!Copy !req
49. Yeah, what did you think
was gonna happen?Copy !req
50. Oh, here we go, we got more.Copy !req
51. Hey!Copy !req
52. What's up, Ted and Annette?
Come on in.Copy !req
53. Yes. Fangs for coming.Copy !req
54. Have a bloody good time.Copy !req
55. Awesome.
Oh! Oh.Copy !req
56. There he is.
What's up, Noah?Copy !req
57. - Ow!
- Nice.Copy !req
58. - Ha!
- All right, well...Copy !req
59. - Annie, are you okay?
- Oh! He's leaning. He's leaning.Copy !req
60. - Are you okay, Annie?
- All right.Copy !req
61. - Are you okay?
- Annie, are you okay, Annie?Copy !req
62. You've been touched by
a smooth criminal.Copy !req
63. - Oh, more kicks.
- Ha! Closer! Closer!Copy !req
64. - More kicks. You're...
- Close to your face!Copy !req
65. You... Ah!
You almost hit me there.Copy !req
66. No more "sham on" s.Copy !req
67. You want to come inside?Copy !req
68. That's annoying.
That is very annoy...Copy !req
69. Stop. Stop! Just...
Don't do it anymore.Copy !req
70. Ha!Copy !req
71. Just keep doing the sham on.
That's the one...Copy !req
72. - That's in bad taste.
- Ho!Copy !req
73. This isn't...Copy !req
74. I don't even know what that is.Copy !req
75. Thriller eyes.Copy !req
76. I'm... oh, okay.
Ha!Copy !req
77. He doesn't slap his ass
like that, so I don't know what...Copy !req
78. I've never seen him
hit his ass...Copy !req
79. - Hey. But no...
- O-oh!Copy !req
80. Hey... can we just... hey...Copy !req
81. Hey, man...Copy !req
82. Hey, stop... stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
83. The costume's
awful,Copy !req
84. The impression is stupid
and played out,Copy !req
85. Everybody and their mother
was Michael JacksonCopy !req
86. three years ago when he died!Copy !req
87. He died?Copy !req
88. - Oh.
- Wait... wait, he died?Copy !req
89. Oh, Noah.Copy !req
90. Oh, Noah...Copy !req
91. What?
No, wait... wait a second.Copy !req
92. Don't sad-moonwalk away.Copy !req
93. Happy Halloween.Copy !req
94. All right, listen up.Copy !req
95. Sheriff's department's close by...
We'll be safe there.Copy !req
96. - Okay.
- Stay close.Copy !req
97. I'll get you out of here.Copy !req
98. Oh, my God! Oh, my G...
They got Brad!Copy !req
99. They got Brad! They got Brad!Copy !req
100. Hey, they didn't get us!
They didn't get us!Copy !req
101. Okay? We're still alive.Copy !req
102. - Yeah, right.
- Keep it together.Copy !req
103. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
104. We gotta make it
to that sheriff's station.Copy !req
105. We gotta go through 'em.Copy !req
106. Just stay together, keep moving,
and don't get bit.Copy !req
107. Go!Copy !req
108. - Are you getting this?
- Yeah, what is up?Copy !req
109. All right, let's go.
Let's go.Copy !req
110. This is crazy.Copy !req
111. - What?
- Um...Copy !req
112. - Oh.
- Ain't that some?Copy !req
113. These are some racist
motherzombies!Copy !req
114. Why would you even
lock the door?Copy !req
115. I mean, the window's broken,
and...Copy !req
116. Oh! Oh, hell, no.Copy !req
117. - That's...
- No, no, no.Copy !req
118. - Oh, come on!
- What is that?Copy !req
119. They seriously
wouldn't let her eat us.Copy !req
120. - That's...
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
121. Isn't this great?Copy !req
122. These racist zombies
are leaving us alone.Copy !req
123. Come on,
we're having a party.Copy !req
124. The beer is here!Copy !req
125. And look who I brought.
Come on, man.Copy !req
126. You like Harry Potter movies,
right?Copy !req
127. I do like...
putting me on blast.Copy !req
128. - Put me on blast.
- I'm just asking you...Copy !req
129. - Yeah, I like...
- If you enjoy the...Copy !req
130. Can you explain
that phenomenon to me?Copy !req
131. Never read a book,
never seen a movie.Copy !req
132. - Okay, see, well, you're...
- I don't know anything about it.Copy !req
133. - You're missing out.
- Am I missing out? Am I missing out?Copy !req
134. Mm, my friend.Copy !req
135. My friend, the wonderful world
of Hogwarts.Copy !req
136. Okay, and that's...
that's his house, right?Copy !req
137. That's... oh.Copy !req
138. - That's... Hogwarts's house?
- House.Copy !req
139. No, you would love it.Copy !req
140. You would love...
you would be perfect for Hog...Copy !req
141. - I don't think so.
- You... look, Hufflepuff.Copy !req
142. Hufflepuff.
You just got sorted.Copy !req
143. - Do I go like...
- You just got sorted.Copy !req
144. Is that right?
Is what I'm doing right?Copy !req
145. Okay, but do I look
in the camera?Copy !req
146. No? Oh, at you?
All right.Copy !req
147. Like on television,
all right.Copy !req
148. Now, knock it off!Copy !req
149. All the stupid-ass grab-ass
and touchy-feely bull!Copy !req
150. God damn!
I told you they was rotten.Copy !req
151. I am Parnabus Jackson,
principal here at Clortho's,Copy !req
152. Uh, Vince Clortho High.
Uh...Copy !req
153. This station's
just a formality, but...Copy !req
154. Here's a bunch of stuff that
we confiscated just this week.Copy !req
155. Stuff... we don't have
to show them that.Copy !req
156. Here's a wand
with a silencer on it.Copy !req
157. Why?
But I ask again, why?Copy !req
158. One out of five girls
in this schoolCopy !req
159. is pregnant with a demon baby!Copy !req
160. - Well...
- One out of five!Copy !req
161. The babies are evil,Copy !req
162. But the mothers,
they're good kids.Copy !req
163. As we say at Clortho's,Copy !req
164. "There's never a portal
that cannot be openedCopy !req
165. "with ingenuity and respect."Copy !req
166. Now...Copy !req
167. How you gon' be using
an invisible cloak,Copy !req
168. when I can see
you're tagging the damn wall?Copy !req
169. Dime bag of pixie dust.Copy !req
170. Contraband.Copy !req
171. See, here's the thing,Copy !req
172. The kids know
that the only way to fly...Copy !req
173. - Wizard pepper.
- Unbelievable.Copy !req
174. Get your ass
out my office.Copy !req
175. I will turn you
into a spider!Copy !req
176. They're good kids.Copy !req
177. Hogwarts and Clortho's,Copy !req
178. Clortho's and Hogwarts,
they go hand-in-hand,Copy !req
179. The best top two
wizarding schools there are.Copy !req
180. But you know,
out of these two schools,Copy !req
181. we each have a strike.Copy !req
182. We do score a little bit lower
on standardized testsCopy !req
183. than Hogwarts,
but there is a cultural bias.Copy !req
184. We may not have
a huge endowmentCopy !req
185. like they get
over at Hogwarts,Copy !req
186. and yes, some of the teachers
have to buyCopy !req
187. their own newt's eyes
or bat wings or...Copy !req
188. One kid got transformed
into a cat.Copy !req
189. They can't even afford
to change him back.Copy !req
190. This young man's name
is Jamar.Copy !req
191. Normally, you're not allowed
to touch the students like thisCopy !req
192. when they're in human form,Copy !req
193. But when they're a cat,
we just have at it.Copy !req
194. Sports.Copy !req
195. Everybody loves sports.Copy !req
196. - It's true.
- Not everybody.Copy !req
197. The hallways are a-blusterCopy !req
198. with the conversation
of our Quidditch team.Copy !req
199. Half the team
is back here riding mops.Copy !req
200. We got two little
on Swiffers.Copy !req
201. Lester!Copy !req
202. When all is said and done,
the average Clortho student...Copy !req
203. uh, say... This mother...Copy !req
204. Sometimes the kids
think it's cuteCopy !req
205. To turn themselves
into a rat,Copy !req
206. sneak into my office,Copy !req
207. Play a little joke on me.Copy !req
208. Who is that?
Tyrone, is that... is that...?Copy !req
209. No,
that's an actual rat.Copy !req
210. So I'm doing this, like,
airline food diet.Copy !req
211. - Yeah.
- It's, like, all I eat,Copy !req
212. and I've lost,
like, 16 pounds.Copy !req
213. - Oh, my God, Amy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
214. - I almost forgot to tell you.
- What?Copy !req
215. We got a new receptionist
at work.Copy !req
216. - Ew! No way.
- Yeah. So...Copy !req
217. I'm in the common area alone,
minding my own business...Copy !req
218. - Yeah... oh,
she said something to you?Copy !req
219. She came up to me,
and no joke, she's like,Copy !req
220. "Hi, I'm Sandy.
I don't believe we've met yet."Copy !req
221. She said that to you?Copy !req
222. Like, no, Amy,
I'm not even kidding you.Copy !req
223. She's crazy.
- Um, yeah!Copy !req
224. No, like, I'm scared, like, crazy,
like, get this bitch away from me,Copy !req
225. She's sociopathically
batshit crazy.Copy !req
226. Oh, my God,
that totally reminds me,Copy !req
227. - I have a new neighbor.
- Ew, yeah?Copy !req
228. She comes over to my house,
she knocks on the doorCopy !req
229. with, like, a package under her arm.Copy !req
230. - Um, stalker much?
- Um, yeah.Copy !req
231. And she looks me in the eye,
and she says to me,Copy !req
232. "Um, excuse me,
I think the postmanCopy !req
233. dropped this package off
at my house by accident."Copy !req
234. - She said that to you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
235. - Crazy bitch!
- I mean, like,Copy !req
236. I'm gonna have to move
because this bitch isCopy !req
237. nutburgers-McLooneytunes,Copy !req
238. stand-at-the-foot-of-my-bed-
with-a-knife crazy.Copy !req
239. Oh, my God,
that totally reminds me!Copy !req
240. - Oh, yeah.
- You remember that girl at Starbuck's?Copy !req
241. - The crazy one?
- No, a different one. She's new.Copy !req
242. - I haven't met her yet.
- Well, she's crazy.Copy !req
243. - Uh-huh.
- She gives me my change,Copy !req
244. and then she's like,
"Thanks, bye."Copy !req
245. She smiled at you like that?Copy !req
246. - How crazy is that?
- That's, like...Copy !req
247. That's, like,
insane-in-the-membrane crazy.Copy !req
248. Like, this is the membrane, she's
inside of it, 'cause that's insane.Copy !req
249. No, I'm not even
kidding you, Amy,Copy !req
250. that's crazy like, it-puts-
the-lotion-in-the-basket,Copy !req
251. or-else-it-gets-the-hose-again,
Cray-to-the-motherCray!Copy !req
252. Yeah, like, if Jay-Z had a sister,
her name would be "Cray."Copy !req
253. Hey!Copy !req
254. You ladies
want to meet Channing Tatum?Copy !req
255. - Is he really in there?
- Are you serious?Copy !req
256. - Oh, Channing!
- Oh, my God, Channing!Copy !req
257. Channing,
what are you doing in a van?Copy !req
258. This is effing crazy.
I don't see you, Channing.Copy !req
259. - Why are you hiding?
- Why are you in here?Copy !req
260. Channing, are you, like,
in a little ball in the front seat?Copy !req
261. Hello?
It smells like mildew in here.Copy !req
262. - I bet...
- ow! Sharp, jagged, rusty edge.Copy !req
263. Is that a meat hook?Copy !req
264. You guys know what the
human centipede is?Copy !req
265. Human centipede?Copy !req
266. Yeah.
You guys?Copy !req
267. Some of you don't?
Some people don't.Copy !req
268. There's this movie
called Human Centipede.Copy !req
269. It's the most up
horror movie ever.Copy !req
270. Ever made.
Ever made, ever.Copy !req
271. And what happens, basically,
three peopleCopy !req
272. and the first person's ass is sewn
to the next person's mouth.Copy !req
273. - Mouth.
- Whose ass is sewn...Copy !req
274. To the next person's mouth.Copy !req
275. And hence,
a multi-legged organism, uh...Copy !req
276. And then...
Look at this woman's mouth,Copy !req
277. It's just open... Don't open
your mouth right now, ma'am.Copy !req
278. She's just, like... don't op...
yes, please, don't...Copy !req
279. You don't want
to open your...Copy !req
280. No one's gonna
do it to you, ma'am.Copy !req
281. So here's what happened
in real life on planet Earth.Copy !req
282. - On planet Earth, in real life,Copy !req
283. somebody said, "Let's take
a look at this script here.Copy !req
284. - Yeah.
- "Let me see.Copy !req
285. "I think you'll like
everything I've done there.Copy !req
286. - "Uh-huh, okay.
- "Let me know how you think.Copy !req
287. "Uh-huh.
Yeah, uh-huh, oh, yeah,Copy !req
288. "this should make
millions of dollars."Copy !req
289. - I am gonna go wash my hands.
- Okay, sweetie.Copy !req
290. - Okay.
- See you in a second.Copy !req
291. Buddy!Copy !req
292. Um, I'm sorry, uh,
that seat is actually taken.Copy !req
293. My girlfriend
is in the bathroom,Copy !req
294. and she should be back any second,
so you cannot sit there.Copy !req
295. You don't even recognize me,
do you?Copy !req
296. No. No, I d... I don't...
I don't know you.Copy !req
297. We were in
that human centipede together!Copy !req
298. I said,
I do not know you.Copy !req
299. Three years ago, we were kidnapped
by the crazy German scientistCopy !req
300. who surgically connected us
into a single human digestive chain.Copy !req
301. There were three of us,
I was in the middle,Copy !req
302. you were at the end,
the other guy was up front.Copy !req
303. Your mouth
was sewn to my butthole!Copy !req
304. Okay, yes, I remember!Copy !req
305. And after years of therapy,
I finally put that behind me.Copy !req
306. Probably should've said
you put it behind me,Copy !req
307. If you catch my drift.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
308. Sorry!
You already caught my drift.Copy !req
309. I'm sorry!
That's it.Copy !req
310. It was right there
in front of me.Copy !req
311. - Really? Really?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
312. I guess it was right there
in front of you.Copy !req
313. That's it.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
314. How are you doing?
How are you?Copy !req
315. Is there something else
I can help you with?Copy !req
316. - Um... oh!
- Hey, eater.Copy !req
317. - No way!
- Hey!Copy !req
318. - Front man!
- this is a nightmare.Copy !req
319. Hey, Back man.
Back man!Copy !req
320. No, don't call me that.Copy !req
321. - Ah!
- Hey, cop a squat.Copy !req
322. No!Copy !req
323. Ooh, chili.
Old habits die hard?Copy !req
324. Nice one!Copy !req
325. - Now I can't eat it.
- Oh, word?Copy !req
326. - Why are you happy to see him?
- Come on, man!Copy !req
327. You know, we all shared
the same experience.Copy !req
328. No, we didn't. He was in the front.
Nobody in his mouth!Copy !req
329. That is true.Copy !req
330. - Do you ever stop eating? Ever?
- Only when I'm.Copy !req
331. Okay.Copy !req
332. - But me and you, right?
- Me and you what?Copy !req
333. I mean.
We were in the same boat.Copy !req
334. Nope, you two
were in the same boat.Copy !req
335. You both
in someone's mouth.Copy !req
336. I didn't get to
in anyone's mouth!Copy !req
337. "Get to"?Copy !req
338. When do I get to
in anybody's mouth, huh?Copy !req
339. When do I get to
in somebody's mouth?Copy !req
340. - Steven!
- Hon... I... No.Copy !req
341. These guys... I can explain this.
I can explain this.Copy !req
342. You...Copy !req
343. Oh, you're disgusted?Copy !req
344. You... oh, now,
you're gonna leave?Copy !req
345. Oh, yeah.
That's great. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
346. Once again,
I'm the asshole.Copy !req
347. Good evening,
my fellow Americans.Copy !req
348. Now, as you know, sometimes
during the chaosCopy !req
349. of a presidential campaign,Copy !req
350. It's easy to forget the beauty
of the democratic process...Copy !req
351. This is it!Copy !req
352. Armageddon!Copy !req
353. I mean, y'all got to
vote for me, y'all, you have to!Copy !req
354. Or we gonna get banked over
by a bunch of bitch-ass billionaires!Copy !req
355. This is
my anger translator, Luther,Copy !req
356. Who... I thought
had the day off.Copy !req
357. What the are you
doing here, Luther?Copy !req
358. Anyway,
I think that everybodyCopy !req
359. needs to take a moment
to appreciateCopy !req
360. that our political system
truly works.Copy !req
361. Unless Romney wins,
and then the is broke!Copy !req
362. And despite the heated
rhetoric of a campaign, there'sCopy !req
363. always a place
for civil discourse.Copy !req
364. As long as you got a few
million dollars lying aroundCopy !req
365. so you can counteract
all the negative ads.Copy !req
366. Hey, Romney and Karl RoveCopy !req
367. and all you evil mother
with your slimy-ass super PACs,Copy !req
368. Y'all done poked a hornet's nest
with a sugar stick.Copy !req
369. Y'all slapped Frankenstein
right in the bolts, man.Copy !req
370. Uhh!Copy !req
371. And you know what,
after I win this?Copy !req
372. I'm taking all y'all down.Copy !req
373. Thank you,Copy !req
374. And I'll see you all
on the campaign trail.Copy !req
375. And when you give me
your babies to kiss,Copy !req
376. please clean they diapers,
all right?Copy !req
377. 'Cause I ain't trying
to kiss no poop!Copy !req
378. Just wash they ass.Copy !req
379. You know,
just wash their ass.Copy !req
380. It's true.
You should wash their ass.Copy !req
381. How come in every
Stephen King book or movie...Copy !req
382. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.Copy !req
383. A black person
has got to have special powers?Copy !req
384. Yeah,
Green Mile.Copy !req
385. And the mouse is alive.Copy !req
386. - Right.
- I mean, you know what I mean?Copy !req
387. Okay.
Tom Hanks' works.Copy !req
388. - That's right.
- You know what I mean?Copy !req
389. It's just, like...Copy !req
390. Bees coming out
of this mothermouth.Copy !req
391. - Aah.
- I mean, you know what I mean?Copy !req
392. And in The Stand, the woman...
you know, she had...Copy !req
393. She was clairvoyant? Oh, yeah.Copy !req
394. Oh, Mama Abagail
gonna show you the way.Copy !req
395. - That's... oh, yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
396. - I want to go to Maine...
- Yes.Copy !req
397. So I can meet
all these magical black people.Copy !req
398. That is where magical
black people go to retire.Copy !req
399. I-I... yeah, right...
oh, okay.Copy !req
400. So your office is
all the way down at the end.Copy !req
401. You have your own attached
bathroom, by the way.Copy !req
402. Oh, um, here's one
of our best researchers. Dick?Copy !req
403. - Hey.
- Ah, hello there.Copy !req
404. What's up, dude?Copy !req
405. Glad to see there's another brother
in this stuffy place.Copy !req
406. - So, uh, this is gonna be
your assistant, Genevieve.Copy !req
407. - Genevieve, I'm...
- What is this?Copy !req
408. It's the Shining, man.Copy !req
409. All black people
have the Shining.Copy !req
410. You never shined with
another black person before?Copy !req
411. No, I grew up in a white neighborhood
and then went to Dartmouth.Copy !req
412. I've met other black people before,
but not like this.Copy !req
413. You gotta get shined at
by another black person first,Copy !req
414. and then you get it.
It's kinda like Facebook.Copy !req
415. What up, dudes?Copy !req
416. So every black person has this?
Is Kobe listening?Copy !req
417. Yo, what up?Copy !req
418. Wow! Denzel Washington?Copy !req
419. I'm here, I'm present,
and I will always be around.Copy !req
420. - Lil' Jon?
- Yeah!Copy !req
421. Excuse me, Lil' Jon. Welcome, Ray.Copy !req
422. I'm glad to have you
on board.Copy !req
423. Oh,
What's up, Barack Obama?Copy !req
424. Ahem!Copy !req
425. Wouldn't that be something
if Barack Obama just showed up?Copy !req
426. Your start-up paperwork's
right over here.Copy !req
427. Man, you gotta be more careful.Copy !req
428. Learn to use the Shining.Copy !req
429. Tune in and out of it.Copy !req
430. Otherwise you won't be able
to sort out who's talking.Copy !req
431. And I'm sick of these
goddamn snakes...Copy !req
432. - Just give me the basketball!
- ... on this goddamn plane!Copy !req
433. Here, yo, Coco, what
you want to drink, girl?Copy !req
434. Leo, what are you doing?Copy !req
435. Drink some colt 45 malt liquor.Copy !req
436. Women dig chocolate!Copy !req
437. Is everything okay?Copy !req
438. Ray! Listen for Morgan.Copy !req
439. Morgan Freeman.
He will guide you.Copy !req
440. Listen to my voice, Ray.Copy !req
441. Now, just stay calm
and focus on that white man.Copy !req
442. Everything's going to be okay.Copy !req
443. Once you finish up this paperwork,
bring it to Jennifer in my office.Copy !req
444. Now, pick up that letter opener,Copy !req
445. and kill
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