1. I just think I look really cute
in this pic, you know?Copy !req
2. But if I post it, am I, like,
rushing things with Franny?Copy !req
3. Kevin...Copy !req
4. you don't look cute in that pic.Copy !req
5. Listen up, losers.
Adoption numbers are in the dang toilet.Copy !req
6. Unfortunately, we've received only one
foster approval application this month.Copy !req
7. And it's definitely a prank.Copy !req
8. Ready for this? Last name— Rigatoni?Copy !req
9. Rigatoni? Wait.
That's-that's Franny's last name.Copy !req
10. - Does that mean—
- She was bornCopy !req
11. in the Times Square Olive Garden?Copy !req
12. No, it means Franny wants to lock it down
with Kevin and his limp-ass tail.Copy !req
13. Wow! I did it! I'm getting adopted!Copy !req
14. Hey, what the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
15. I'm getting adopted by Franny!Copy !req
16. I'm getting adopted by Franny.Copy !req
17. I'm... getting adopted by Franny.Copy !req
18. - I'm getting adopted by Franny.
- Paco,Copy !req
19. I am not gonna miss you.Copy !req
20. - I won't miss this, either.
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
21. Let this be a wake-up call, y'all.Copy !req
22. If a punk-ass bitch like Kevin
can get a collar on his neck,Copy !req
23. the rest of you got no excuse.Copy !req
24. - Thank you?
- In fact,Copy !req
25. for the rest of this meeting, I'm gonna be
calling out the number one thingCopy !req
26. you got to change about yourself
if you want to be loved.Copy !req
27. Glenn, now, I say this
'cause I care about you.Copy !req
28. You're a fat piece of shit.Copy !req
29. Cupcake, pork up and gain some LBs.Copy !req
30. Don't nobody want to cuddle no skeleton.Copy !req
31. Really? 'Cause your daddy couldn't
get enough of this skeleton last night.Copy !req
32. - My daddy's dead.
- I know he is.Copy !req
33. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
34. Ladies, please.
Please turn these fights into words.Copy !req
35. Oh!Copy !req
36. I'm not gonna miss this, either.Copy !req
37. Ah, you have my eye! My eye!Copy !req
38. I'm Kevin.Copy !req
39. Opening tomorrow night
at the Delacorte Theater,Copy !req
40. it's Mame,
like you've never seen her before,Copy !req
41. as a horse.Copy !req
42. Critics are calling it "A return to form
for Broadway legend Patti LuPony,"Copy !req
43. and "surprisingly loud."Copy !req
44. Not suitable for expectant mothers,
the elderly or people afraid of horses.Copy !req
45. Damn. Patti looks good.Copy !req
46. For a horse.Copy !req
47. Wow. I'm gonna miss this place,Copy !req
48. but not enough to visit, you know?Copy !req
49. Oh, no. How will we survive without you?Copy !req
50. By holding onto the memories, man.Copy !req
51. And look at us in the very spot
where you first told me to—Copy !req
52. Shut the fuck up, Kevin.Copy !req
53. You said it just like that.Copy !req
54. So you're really leaving me?Copy !req
55. I thought we were endgame.Copy !req
56. - What are you talking about?
- We're like Ross and Rachel,Copy !req
57. Jim and Pam,Copy !req
58. Yellow M&M and Sex M&M.Copy !req
59. Oh, Judy, I can't be
in a relationship with you.Copy !req
60. I... I need to focus on Franny's lap
and eating string,Copy !req
61. which will cost her thousands of dollars.Copy !req
62. - Men stink like a butt!
- Ow!Copy !req
63. Hey, could you get out of here?Copy !req
64. Brandi's dead father's coming over,
and we've got some unfinished business.Copy !req
65. Why would you need lube to fuck a ghost?Copy !req
66. Aren't they already slimy?Copy !req
67. How dare he. How dare he!Copy !req
68. Stupid motherfucker.Copy !req
69. You have a visitor.Copy !req
70. Uh... are you okay?Copy !req
71. You're grinding your Invisaligns.Copy !req
72. Listen, if you don't want
to see this joker, I willCopy !req
73. kick him to the curb.Copy !req
74. What joker?Copy !req
75. Michael.Copy !req
76. Abandoning a furry companion
is the ultimate no-no.Copy !req
77. Which is why I only offered him water
and not a soft drink.Copy !req
78. What are you doing here?Copy !req
79. Could you, uh...
could you give us a moment alone?Copy !req
80. To get you a tap water
and only a tap water?Copy !req
81. You bet your selfish behind I can.Copy !req
82. You belong in The Hague, asshole.Copy !req
83. Hmm. So I found the little gift
you bequeathed me.Copy !req
84. You mean, that big, wet dump
I left on your welcome mat?Copy !req
85. Yes, well,
you never quite forget your cat's feces.Copy !req
86. I can't believe it's really you,
live and in the fur.Copy !req
87. It's hair, you bitch.Copy !req
88. Oh, come out for a drink with me, Dodo.Copy !req
89. Please? It's been so long.Copy !req
90. But aren't you still living
with old Sneeze McQueen?Copy !req
91. I wouldn't want to get any dander on you.Copy !req
92. Um... thing is,
Olivia's not in the picture anymore.Copy !req
93. It's, um...Copy !req
94. It's been a hard year.Copy !req
95. I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
96. Well, if you change your mind
about that nip,Copy !req
97. I'm staying at the Carlyle.Copy !req
98. And stay out!Copy !req
99. Jesus Christ. I haven't seen you
this upset since Little Bub died.Copy !req
100. He was murdered!Copy !req
101. Yes, I need to make an appointment.Copy !req
102. Yes, I need to be tested for the HPV.Copy !req
103. Haunted Pussy Virus.Copy !req
104. What is wrong, baby?Copy !req
105. My picker is off.Copy !req
106. I can't keep a man. They all leave.Copy !req
107. - What man?
- Peter left me when I was pregnant.Copy !req
108. Well, that was pretend.Copy !req
109. Then I met the perfect guy,
but he was gay.Copy !req
110. - He was your brother.
- And now Kevin is leaving me, too.Copy !req
111. I'll never find love.Copy !req
112. Ah.Copy !req
113. Baby, baby, you're just a baby.Copy !req
114. And it's a big world.Copy !req
115. There's got to be some weird
little guy out there for you.Copy !req
116. You... you really think so?Copy !req
117. Hell, yeah,
and I'm gonna help you find him.Copy !req
118. Ah...Copy !req
119. Why are you ladies always going
to the facilities in pairs?Copy !req
120. What are you talking about in here?
Pocketbooks?Copy !req
121. What the fuck do you want, Bear?Copy !req
122. I don't have any female friends.Copy !req
123. Leave it by the door.
I don't want to be in the picture.Copy !req
124. Oh. Kevin. Hi!Copy !req
125. Franny, I heard about the application,
but we don't need paperwork.Copy !req
126. - I'm ready now.
- Cool.Copy !req
127. Ready for what?Copy !req
128. You're a hoot, F-Train, you know that?Copy !req
129. Anyway, so, I'm thinking my bed hereCopy !req
130. and maybe a Pavement poster on this wall?Copy !req
131. Uh, Kev, I love a pop-in,Copy !req
132. but seriously, what's going on?Copy !req
133. Did you nominate me for Queer Eye?Copy !req
134. I hope they don't make me talk to my mom.Copy !req
135. No, Silly Pants.Copy !req
136. I saw your foster approval application.Copy !req
137. And... I accept. I'm moving in.Copy !req
138. Oh. Uh...Copy !req
139. Wait. Is someone in the shower?Copy !req
140. - Kevin. Nice to see you.
- Paco, what the—Copy !req
141. Oh... my... God.Copy !req
142. You're adopting Paco?
I thought you wanted me!Copy !req
143. I'm sorry, but that's not what this is,
you know.Copy !req
144. We're just buds who hang sometimes.Copy !req
145. But you said I made you want a pet.Copy !req
146. You did make me want a pet,
and I want a bird.Copy !req
147. I'm a bird bitch.Copy !req
148. - You are?
- I just want an animal I can cuddle with,Copy !req
149. someone I can dress up, kiss on the mouth.Copy !req
150. You know, a bird.Copy !req
151. There's my little Paco Taco.Copy !req
152. Paco, why didn't you say anything when
I told everyone I was getting adopted?Copy !req
153. I did!Copy !req
154. I'm... getting adopted by Franny.Copy !req
155. I'm getting adopted by Franny!Copy !req
156. - Franny... Franny...
- I thought you were just doing yourCopy !req
157. fucking parrot thing.Copy !req
158. No, you were just doing your cat thing,Copy !req
159. being a narcissist.Copy !req
160. I just blew up my entire life because
I thought we were moving in together.Copy !req
161. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
162. Well, you can crash with us.Copy !req
163. I-I think I have a spare birdcage.Copy !req
164. Crash... with you two?Copy !req
165. Hey, babe, I'm getting hungry.Copy !req
166. Food's almost here.
You want a sunflower seed?Copy !req
167. - Dill pickle flavor!
- Yes, please, to yummers.Copy !req
168. Yeah, I think maybe I should just go.Copy !req
169. Oh, okay. Bye, Kev.Copy !req
170. Ooh, you missed one, between my molars.Copy !req
171. Oh!Copy !req
172. Could you ever see yourself with a frog?Copy !req
173. - Mm, too slippery.
- What about a fox?Copy !req
174. - Out of my league.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.Copy !req
175. You're always waving at the garbage man.Copy !req
176. You want to bang a garbage man?Copy !req
177. I mean, he's cute,
but all they do is take.Copy !req
178. I need a giver.Copy !req
179. Well, okay. That's a start.Copy !req
180. Who else, now? Who else is your dream man?Copy !req
181. Well, he's big and bearded.Copy !req
182. - Mm-hmm.
- Has white hair.Copy !req
183. - Ooh, a zaddy.
- He's jolly.Copy !req
184. - Like... drunk?
- Wears a red suit.Copy !req
185. - Santa?
- He gives me presents.Copy !req
186. - That's Santa.
- He likes milk and cookies.Copy !req
187. He comes down the chimney,
he says, "Ho-ho-ho."Copy !req
188. Judy, you are talking about Santa
from Christmas!Copy !req
189. - Goddamn!
- Oh, my gosh, you did it!Copy !req
190. - I did what?
- Now I know what I need to do.Copy !req
191. Put my entire life on hold
until I meet Santa.Copy !req
192. No eating, no sleeping, no dialysisCopy !req
193. until I get my husband, Santa Claus.Copy !req
194. Siri, find elderly male prostitutes
near me.Copy !req
195. Okay.Copy !req
196. Dan must get rejected all the time.
He'll know what to do.Copy !req
197. Who are you?Copy !req
198. I'll kill you. Do you like me?Copy !req
199. - Where am I?
- He's not friendly.Copy !req
200. He's not friendly!Copy !req
201. Dan... did you get a dog?Copy !req
202. Yeah. A few weeks ago.Copy !req
203. I thought, you know, my life's a mess,
and I spend 12 hours a day out driving,Copy !req
204. so, why not get a dog?Copy !req
205. I was just gonna ask if I could spend—Copy !req
206. What?Copy !req
207. Spend... the... night!Copy !req
208. Yeah, that's not gonna be a good idea.Copy !req
209. Travis might maybe eat you.Copy !req
210. Ooh, shit.Copy !req
211. You can tell me you're not food,Copy !req
212. but I'll forget it a minute later.Copy !req
213. He was put up for adoption
because he tried to eat a baby's toes.Copy !req
214. He thought they were corn niblets.Copy !req
215. I'm telling you, fam,
I can't tell the difference.Copy !req
216. I need flash cards. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.Copy !req
217. Don't hurt my Dan. Play with me now.Copy !req
218. You have cancer.Copy !req
219. Oh, you want to hear some good news?
My mom's pregnant.Copy !req
220. The doctor says it's a miracle.Copy !req
221. Oh, Dan, you got to keep this dog away
from your mama's baby.Copy !req
222. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
223. Wait. Why?Copy !req
224. Ooh! Street corn?Copy !req
225. - In all different colors?
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
226. Bye, Kev. Travis, we went over this!Copy !req
227. Rainbow corn. Rainbow corn.Copy !req
228. Oh. Okay.Copy !req
229. Dodo, you came!Copy !req
230. You have me for exactly one drink.Copy !req
231. I'm paying.Copy !req
232. In that case, I'll have two martinis
and a seafood tower.Copy !req
233. Oh, well...
I'll take what I can get.Copy !req
234. To be honest, it's...Copy !req
235. it's been quite lonely since Olivia.Copy !req
236. Okay. Let's hear it. What happened
to that sneezy wife of yours?Copy !req
237. She left me.Copy !req
238. Oh, a person you devoted your life to
abandoned you. How awful.Copy !req
239. Come on now, Dodo. You-you know
it was more complicated than that.Copy !req
240. - Then where have you been?
- Well, I would have visited,Copy !req
241. but I-I didn't know where you went.Copy !req
242. I kept typing "Bitchy Persian"
into Petfinder,Copy !req
243. but all that came up was Jake Gyllenhaal.Copy !req
244. You were my whole world, and then you just
discarded me like a piece of trash.Copy !req
245. I did no such thing.Copy !req
246. We tried to mitigate the allergy,
if you remember,Copy !req
247. but you wouldn't use that special shampoo.Copy !req
248. - It smelled cheap.
- And you refused to get a haircut.Copy !req
249. - I am a purebred Persian.
- We tried everything.Copy !req
250. Yes, you and Olivia,
but you were supposed to be on my team.Copy !req
251. You were my person.Copy !req
252. Look, I'm-I'm sorry I hurt you.Copy !req
253. I did everything I could
to keep you in my life,Copy !req
254. but you were so bullheaded and inflexible
and only thought of yourself.Copy !req
255. Yeah. I've heard that before.Copy !req
256. I could stand to be a little less selfish.Copy !req
257. Chin up, Dodo.Copy !req
258. We're all just figuring out life as we go.Copy !req
259. You know, it wasn't until Olivia leftCopy !req
260. that I learned
sleeping with all her friendsCopy !req
261. and controlling what she wore
was having an effect on her.Copy !req
262. Uh-huh.Copy !req
263. Hey, Judy.Copy !req
264. Yeah, things didn't work out
with me and Franny, so—Copy !req
265. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
266. What the hell are you doing back here?Copy !req
267. Well, I got a little ahead of myself,
and I misread some things.Copy !req
268. - But now I'm back. Hooray!
- Oh, no, no. We have moved on.Copy !req
269. I am FaceTiming with a wiener dog
who is interested in your bedCopy !req
270. right fucking now.Copy !req
271. That's not a dachshund.Copy !req
272. Uh, did I say dachshund?Copy !req
273. He's a dog with a big wiener.Copy !req
274. Sup?Copy !req
275. So, you eat normal food for that thingCopy !req
276. or do Purina got a big dangler formula?Copy !req
277. So here's what I think we do.
We take the night.Copy !req
278. We sleep on it. I'll sleep in my bed here.
We'll figure it out tomorrow.Copy !req
279. The only thing I'm doing tomorrow
is getting my guts rearrangedCopy !req
280. by this big-dick dog, so... beat it!Copy !req
281. Get, get, get, get!Copy !req
282. Get, get, get, get, get, get, get!Copy !req
283. Get gone.Copy !req
284. Final run-through in five minutes,
Ms. LuPony.Copy !req
285. Thank you, five.Copy !req
286. Well, well. Here to say break a leg?Copy !req
287. Which, as we all know,
is the opposite of good luck for horses?Copy !req
288. No. I come in peace.Copy !req
289. Come wherever you want, darling,
just not insideCopy !req
290. another one of my assistants.Copy !req
291. Your show was
in The New York Times today.Copy !req
292. - Oh, was it?
- Yes. Thirteen across— flop.Copy !req
293. Ha! You know, the show just wasn't
the same after we staged that mutinyCopy !req
294. because of your toxic behavior.Copy !req
295. Yeah. Sorry I was such a miserable prick.Copy !req
296. I get it. Being a director is hard.Copy !req
297. Is Faye still insisting
on that Cajun accent?Copy !req
298. Oui fucking oui.Copy !req
299. You know, I'm glad you showed up.Copy !req
300. I wasn't going to, but then I realized,Copy !req
301. life is too short for grudges.Copy !req
302. Oh, God, are you dying?Copy !req
303. If you are, I want the Sondheim nudes.Copy !req
304. Anyway, I-I've got something for you.Copy !req
305. The missing piece.Copy !req
306. Oh, Mando.Copy !req
307. Now, you're Mame.Copy !req
308. Why don't you watch the show backstage
with us, where you belong?Copy !req
309. I was hoping you'd say that.
I couldn't get a ticket.Copy !req
310. Faye gave them all away to sailors
during Fleet Week.Copy !req
311. Ha! What a whore.Copy !req
312. I love her.Copy !req
313. Oh. Boo-hoo.Copy !req
314. I have a nettle in my paw.Copy !req
315. Could you please help me, sir?Copy !req
316. I mean, there's an urgent care
one block over, but sure. Okay.Copy !req
317. Do you have a damp cloth and tweezers,
maybe a little Neosporin?Copy !req
318. Hit.Copy !req
319. Hit. Ooh!Copy !req
320. - No, not my inhaler, please.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
321. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
322. What? Why do you want that?Copy !req
323. That's just a picture
of me and my brother.Copy !req
324. I'm gonna jerk off to it,
and not to you, just to your brother.Copy !req
325. Oh. What are you gonna do,Copy !req
326. like, fold the picture?Copy !req
327. Are you gonna fold the picture?Copy !req
328. Officers, thank God you're here.Copy !req
329. I don't feel safe outside.
I need somewhere to stay.Copy !req
330. We can help you out with that.Copy !req
331. Really? Amazing.Copy !req
332. Well, maybe a Marriott Bonvoy
so I can get the points?Copy !req
333. This is not a Marriott Bonvoy.Copy !req
334. Ah. Ah.Copy !req
335. Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
336. Santa? Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
337. It really is you.Copy !req
338. Yeah.Copy !req
339. That's right, Judy.Copy !req
340. I have come here
to tell you something. Ho, ho.Copy !req
341. That you want to be my boyfriend
forever and ever?Copy !req
342. Oh, I wish, but I live way up
in Canada somewhere,Copy !req
343. and I've got a wife.Copy !req
344. - Mrs. Claus.
- That's right.Copy !req
345. And you don't want
to be the sidepiece, trust me.Copy !req
346. That's who gets most of my coal.Copy !req
347. - Ho, ho, ho.
- Hmm.Copy !req
348. So, I think
we're on the same page here, Judy.Copy !req
349. You can stop waiting for me,
and I'll go back to where I'm fromCopy !req
350. to make fidget spinners or some shit,
you know?Copy !req
351. No! I won't let you just walk away.Copy !req
352. What? I mean...Copy !req
353. What?Copy !req
354. If you feel there's even
the slightest shred of something here,Copy !req
355. - we owe it to ourselves to explore it.
- Well, little Judy...Copy !req
356. Just give me one night, and I'll make you
forget that old frump, Mrs. Claus.Copy !req
357. Oh, ho-ho, okay. Ho-ho-ho-ho.Copy !req
358. One night.Copy !req
359. You get one magical night with me—
Santa Claus.Copy !req
360. - Yeah.
- No, no. No.Copy !req
361. No, no, no, don't get too excited.Copy !req
362. Suck it, Mrs. Claus.Copy !req
363. Santa's blowing it all up for me!Copy !req
364. All right.Copy !req
365. Cat with the weird asshole,
your person's here.Copy !req
366. My person?Copy !req
367. Before you get all mad at me,
they scanned your chip.Copy !req
368. That's the only reason I'm here.Copy !req
369. No, no. No, I... I appreciate it.Copy !req
370. I-I do.Copy !req
371. Wow. You've chilled out.Copy !req
372. Did you find religion in prison
or something?Copy !req
373. Dana, I think leaving you
might have been a big mistake.Copy !req
374. So, take me home, Mama Dana.Copy !req
375. Take me home so I can die on your couch.Copy !req
376. I'm not sure that's what you want.Copy !req
377. I don't care what I want.
Being on my own is too hard.Copy !req
378. You don't know what it's like out there.Copy !req
379. Oh, I know.Copy !req
380. A couple weeks ago,
I backslid and slept with Dan.Copy !req
381. Dan? From my life?Copy !req
382. Yeah, I went to Union Pool,
because I knew he'd be there with his mom.Copy !req
383. Ugh. You heard aboutCopy !req
384. - the pregnancy, right?
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
385. Kath asked if I "had any hookups"
at Typhoon Lagoon,Copy !req
386. because they want to do a water birth
in the lazy river.Copy !req
387. But they don't even let you go in
if you've had diarrhea.Copy !req
388. - Right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
389. Hey, just so you know,Copy !req
390. I'm taking my name off your chip.Copy !req
391. I'm sorry I did that.Copy !req
392. - It's okay.
- It really hurt my fucking feelingsCopy !req
393. when you didn't want to go with me,
but I was thinking...Copy !req
394. maybe learning how to really be alone
is something we both needed to do?Copy !req
395. Yeah. So now I'll just be out there,
freeballing it?Copy !req
396. You already are,
and you're doing better than me,Copy !req
397. because you haven't recently fucked Dan.Copy !req
398. Well, Dana, I have something to tell you.Copy !req
399. Ew! I don't want to think about that.Copy !req
400. No, I know. What if I said I'm the father
of Dan's mom's baby?Copy !req
401. - Kevin!
- It's true.Copy !req
402. This shit happened. It fucking happened.Copy !req
403. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
404. Okay, shut up.Copy !req
405. To my fellow cast, to the crew
and to all of you,Copy !req
406. this has been the role of the lifetime.Copy !req
407. We love you, Patti!Copy !req
408. I know, but there's someone special
I really need to thank.Copy !req
409. Get out here, bitch!Copy !req
410. My friend Armando, everyone.Copy !req
411. How do they remember all those lines?Copy !req
412. Uh, or anything?Copy !req
413. Where am I?Copy !req
414. So,
what you think of the show?Copy !req
415. Faye, I can't believe I'm saying this,Copy !req
416. but making your character Cajun
actually works.Copy !req
417. - It do, it do.
- Okay, please stop that now.Copy !req
418. I can't, mon frere.Copy !req
419. They say I'm couyon
with Austin Butler disease.Copy !req
420. I don't wanna be no Cajun no more.Copy !req
421. I gotta speak at my mama funeral.Copy !req
422. - Drew Barrymore?
- Nice.Copy !req
423. Yay! Kelly Clarkson?Copy !req
424. - Naughty.
- I knew it!Copy !req
425. This is so fun.
I never want this night to end.Copy !req
426. Little Judy, we've... we have to talk.Copy !req
427. Let me guess.Copy !req
428. You're gonna leave me,
just like everyone else.Copy !req
429. Well, actually, I'd like to propose—Copy !req
430. No! An arrangement. An arrangement.Copy !req
431. - Oh.
- If you promiseCopy !req
432. to get out there and live your life,Copy !req
433. once a year, I'll shut down the workshop
and come to New YorkCopy !req
434. so we can have a special date,
just you and me.Copy !req
435. One date... every year?Copy !req
436. Every year... forever and ever.Copy !req
437. I'll take it.Copy !req
438. But before you go,
can I have a kiss, wet-style?Copy !req
439. - No tongue.
- Sure.Copy !req
440. Why not? It's Christmas. Ha.Copy !req
441. - No, it isn't.
- You want the sloppy kiss or not?Copy !req
442. Mmm. Mwah.Copy !req
443. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.Copy !req
444. Mmm. Mwah. Mwah.Copy !req
445. Mmm. Mmm. Mwah. Mwah.Copy !req
446. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm!Copy !req
447. - Hey... guys.
- Mmm, mmm.Copy !req
448. Kevin, you're back!Copy !req
449. Now you can meet
my situationship— Santa Claus!Copy !req
450. - Isn't that Cupcake?
- You heard her. I'm Santa.Copy !req
451. I drink milk in your house
while everyone's asleep.Copy !req
452. Shouldn't you be with Franny,
enjoying your new, perfect life?Copy !req
453. I was wrong about that,Copy !req
454. like I've been about a lot of stuff...Copy !req
455. since I've been out in these streets.Copy !req
456. - Santa doesn't want you to talk like that.
- And neither do I.Copy !req
457. Anyway, I'm here 'cause
I wanted to tell you guys that I thinkCopy !req
458. I might get out of town for a little bit.Copy !req
459. I want to see what else is out there,
and-and you've all helped me so much.Copy !req
460. But I-I've got to take a little time—
like, alone-alone—Copy !req
461. to think about what I want, and also,Copy !req
462. there might be a dog with a big dick
sleeping in my bed.Copy !req
463. Let's be real. When a dick
is too big, it feels like work.Copy !req
464. Uh, I mean...Copy !req
465. every dick is big
if you've been a good boy.Copy !req
466. Thank you, Santa.
I'll think of that when I'm gone.Copy !req
467. - We'll miss you, Kevin!
- Good luck, kid.Copy !req
468. - You want a ride to the train station?
- Sure.Copy !req
469. Goodbye, my long-distance lover boy.Copy !req
470. Goodbye, my sweet Judy.Copy !req
471. I'll see you in a year.Copy !req
472. Never gonna
fucking remember this shit.Copy !req
473. Ugh. That's the last time
I borrow a merkin from Martha Stewart.Copy !req
474. On GZA, on RZA. We's out.Copy !req
475. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
476. That's connected to my thin neck.Copy !req
477. - Jesus Christ. A fucking slave.
- Sorry about this, guys.Copy !req
478. I-I did not knowCopy !req
479. - it was gonna be like this.
- Aah! Why am I doing this?Copy !req
480. This sucks!Copy !req
481. Ooh, look at me fly!Copy !req
482. Chirp.Copy !req