1. Okay, who here is watching
this baby eagle nest cam?Copy !req
2. Because my friend met them,
and I guess they're actually really nice.Copy !req
3. Morning meeting time, y'all.
Everybody shut the fuck up.Copy !req
4. The glitz, the glamour, the pageantry.Copy !req
5. It's Astoria's biggest night.Copy !req
6. It's 9:30 in the morning, right?Copy !req
7. It's time to announce
the Animal of the Month.Copy !req
8. - Oh, wow!
- Yay! Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
9. From the cute noises you make
to the little poops you take,Copy !req
10. you've made me fall in love
with the magic of being an animal.Copy !req
11. And without further ado,
the nominees are, Judy...Copy !req
12. I have butterflies in my tummy.Copy !req
13. I had butterflies for breakfast.Copy !req
14. Feral Streep.Copy !req
15. Feral always wins.Copy !req
16. Oh, she's coasting on her earlier work.Copy !req
17. - Kevin.
- Hmm?Copy !req
18. And with a posthumous nomination,
our dearly departed friendCopy !req
19. - Caesar.
- Aw...Copy !req
20. And now, the winner
of Animal of the Month...Copy !req
21. My eyes see Kevin!Copy !req
22. Me?Copy !req
23. No! This was our last chance
to honor Caesar.Copy !req
24. - Fuck you.
- Ugh! It is always cat.Copy !req
25. - Go, Kevin, go. I know him.
- Rigged!Copy !req
26. Wow. Thank you. I'm honored. I'm humbled.Copy !req
27. Just one question: What is this?Copy !req
28. What is Animal of the Month?
I-I don't know what it is.Copy !req
29. The Animal of the Month is featured
on the landing pageCopy !req
30. of our very ugly website,Copy !req
31. which means you need to finish
your adoption profile.Copy !req
32. But I want to meet someone
the old-fashioned way,Copy !req
33. screaming at the top of my lungs outside
their window until they start feeding me.Copy !req
34. Trust me, Kevin. This is the way to go.Copy !req
35. You can list all the things you want
in a person and put up a snazzy photo.Copy !req
36. Maybe you getting an ice cream
with ya boys.Copy !req
37. A pic, huh? Can it just be my face,
or do I need to show tail?Copy !req
38. Okay, I've had enough
of Animal of the MonthCopy !req
39. and its pro-adoption, pro-human agenda.Copy !req
40. I'm leaving.Copy !req
41. Hello. It's me, Caesar.Copy !req
42. I'm normal, and nothing is wrong with me.Copy !req
43. - Caesar!
- Nuh-uh, Seth. We are not doingCopy !req
44. any Pet Sematary shit in here no more.
I walk in the Lord's fucking light.Copy !req
45. I think he's okay.Copy !req
46. Oh, how we missed you, friend.Copy !req
47. Holy shit.Copy !req
48. Call the CDC.Copy !req
49. Don't help him. He has to learn.Copy !req
50. N-No teeth. No teeth.
Just kissies. Ow!Copy !req
51. He's just mad because he lost.Copy !req
52. Okay, everyone,Copy !req
53. next on the agenda,Copy !req
54. what are we doing
for my birthday month, y'all?Copy !req
55. - It's only ten months away.
- This is my fault.Copy !req
56. I'm Kevin.Copy !req
57. I don't know
about this profile thing.Copy !req
58. I just stopped living with people.Copy !req
59. I don't know if I'm ready
to get adopted again.Copy !req
60. Maybe not right now,
but someday you will be.Copy !req
61. Stay ready so you don't have to get ready.Copy !req
62. Okay, I guess it doesn't hurt
to start thinking about what I want.Copy !req
63. Let's see. Um, I want a human
who's into the Criterion Closet.Copy !req
64. - One who loves Halloween. One who loves—
- Halloween?Copy !req
65. The holiday for fat childrenCopy !req
66. where black cats get sacrificed?Copy !req
67. Yeah, but it's also sweater weather,Copy !req
68. that tweet comes back
where the Babadook's at the wine party,Copy !req
69. and, come on, the costumes are fun.Copy !req
70. - Are you mad? Cats despise costumes.
- We do?Copy !req
71. Wait, which one am I again? Hall?Copy !req
72. You're Oates. I didn't do
all that laser hair removalCopy !req
73. to have a fucking mustache again.Copy !req
74. - Right, right, I'm Hall.
- I just said you're Oates.Copy !req
75. So... you're Hall,
and Kevin is the ampersand.Copy !req
76. Doesn't matter
how much I back up,Copy !req
77. I'm still in this stupid...
Can't breathe.Copy !req
78. Ah! Stepped in my water dish.Copy !req
79. Maybe I don't like Halloween.Copy !req
80. Last year I was a butterfly princess,
and this year I'm gonna be John Wick.Copy !req
81. Holy shit. Are all my interests
just Dan and Dana's interests?Copy !req
82. Uh... what do I like?
What does Kevin want?Copy !req
83. What is a Kevin?Copy !req
84. - Jesus fucking Christ.
- Pew, pew, pew, pew. Die!Copy !req
85. Stop spiraling.Copy !req
86. You went through a breakup.
You'll figure it out.Copy !req
87. You know, you might be a alligator,
but you fuck like a crocodile.Copy !req
88. Don't call me again. Okay?Copy !req
89. Cupcake,
they can't do that.Copy !req
90. Izzy, I'm telling you, I want the Lambo
with matte and gloss paint,Copy !req
91. no plates, no mirrors, six fucking wheels.Copy !req
92. Now that's a cat
who knows what she wants.Copy !req
93. - You got to be more like Cupcake.
- Yeah.Copy !req
94. Cupcake, wait up.Copy !req
95. Damn it. I need to get my nails done.Copy !req
96. Ooh, fancy.Copy !req
97. It's actually terrifying,
which is why I insist on being sedated.Copy !req
98. I love that you're still talking to me.Copy !req
99. But this med spa won't do that
unless I have an escort home.Copy !req
100. Fucking nanny state.Copy !req
101. Ooh, I know. Let me help you.Copy !req
102. I'll make sure you get home safe.Copy !req
103. This is what it's come to.Copy !req
104. I used to vacation with Prince.Copy !req
105. I'm gonna hold your entire life
in my hands,Copy !req
106. which were flippers when I was born.Copy !req
107. I can't believe you fell asleep
during our TV time again.Copy !req
108. I'm starting to think you don't want
to rewatch Dharma & Greg with me.Copy !req
109. No. I love how, uh, different they are.Copy !req
110. She's a hippie and-and he's a...
he's Greg.Copy !req
111. Brandi! Whose ass does Peter have to eat
to get awards recognition around here?Copy !req
112. - Every nominee was a cat.
- And why Kevin?Copy !req
113. - He-he just get here.
- O-Okay.Copy !req
114. Maybe it would help you guys
if I made my process more transparent.Copy !req
115. My process is...Copy !req
116. I listen to my heart,
and my heart said Kevin.Copy !req
117. - Your heart is bullshit!
- Choke on my tail and die.Copy !req
118. These fucking idiots are right.
You've been doing this all wrong, Seth.Copy !req
119. Yeah.Copy !req
120. Now, honey, uh, in Couples,Copy !req
121. Devorah told us...Copy !req
122. not to undermine each other at work.Copy !req
123. Fuck Devora!
I'm trying to run a business here.Copy !req
124. We should be putting our hottest product
front and center on this ugly-ass website.Copy !req
125. I don't know about
calling our friends "product."Copy !req
126. Well, I don't give a Peter's ass
what you think.Copy !req
127. Now I got to take over
Animal of the Month,Copy !req
128. and I already got so much shit
on my plate.Copy !req
129. Shaking hands, kissing babies,
shaking babies, biting the babies,Copy !req
130. getting in trouble for biting the babies.
It doesn't end.Copy !req
131. Listen up! Kevin's out.
A new Animal of the Month is in.Copy !req
132. There's gonna be a recall, y'all.Copy !req
133. Restart the count!Copy !req
134. So this is really my first time
living on my own. Uh...Copy !req
135. And I guess I'm having a little bit
of an identity crisis.Copy !req
136. Whew. Should've brought my inhaler.Copy !req
137. Fetch.Copy !req
138. Oh, wow. Okay.
I guess we're switching buildings now.Copy !req
139. Oh, no! Ah!Copy !req
140. Anyway, you know what you like.Copy !req
141. How do I get like that?Copy !req
142. Is there a class I can take? Or a five-
to seven-minute YouTube video I can watch?Copy !req
143. Kevin, there's no video for this shit.Copy !req
144. You got to hit the streets.
You got to get out there.Copy !req
145. Yeah. Yeah. Now I'm a street walker.Copy !req
146. But not that kind. Not-not— No.
Not that it's bad.Copy !req
147. Sex work's great. I mean, sex is—
Sex work is work.Copy !req
148. Uh-huh.Copy !req
149. Anyway, we got to go
'cause our ride is here. Um...Copy !req
150. - You do have life insurance, right?
- What?Copy !req
151. No! I just remembered you're crazy!Copy !req
152. Ow.Copy !req
153. And then, one time,
I saw a yellow leaf on a branch,Copy !req
154. but then I came back later
and it was on the ground.Copy !req
155. Crazy, right?Copy !req
156. I'm going to ask them
to put me down permanently.Copy !req
157. Put you down where? On the ground?Copy !req
158. I love the ground.Copy !req
159. That's where bugs dance.Copy !req
160. Shh...Copy !req
161. Shh...Copy !req
162. What are you doing?Copy !req
163. I'm a white noise machine
to help you sleep.Copy !req
164. Would you prefer whale sounds?Copy !req
165. Or maybe an audiobook?Copy !req
166. Ulysses by James Joyce.Copy !req
167. "Stately, plump Buck Mulligan
came from the stairhead..."Copy !req
168. You're ruining drugs.Copy !req
169. Just make sure me...
me g... get home.Copy !req
170. Don't worry, Armando.Copy !req
171. I'm gonna take such good
care of you.Copy !req
172. - Wha...
- You're back.Copy !req
173. - Huh?
- I missed your cuttingCopy !req
174. but accurate observations.Copy !req
175. What? Where am I? What happened?Copy !req
176. We got adopted!Copy !req
177. Uh, I-I'm not sure about us
walking on the subway tracks.Copy !req
178. - Aren't you worried about the third rail?
- Third rail's a myth.Copy !req
179. Tell me what to do?Copy !req
180. Hey. I-I-I think someone else
is down here.Copy !req
181. - Hey, Cupcake.
- What the hell is that?Copy !req
182. Oh, grow up.
It's just Rat Pizza.Copy !req
183. Rat Pizza?Copy !req
184. You want to take a video or something?Copy !req
185. - Not really.
- Oh.Copy !req
186. I bet if I was Pizza Rat, you'd be
whipping your fucking phone out.Copy !req
187. But you see a living piece of pizza
dragging a rat around,Copy !req
188. and that's too weird?
Fuck you, man. Fuck off.Copy !req
189. - Cupcake!
- Monica.Copy !req
190. - What's good, baby? Give me the dirt.
- Ooh!Copy !req
191. Today's hot goss is as steamy
as the F platform in August.Copy !req
192. Okay, so Naked Sam got shoes,
there's a hibachi pop-up on the E,Copy !req
193. and the cockroaches are organizing.Copy !req
194. Good for them. Union strong.Copy !req
195. You know, I heard the bed bugs made
a really bad deal and fucked them over.Copy !req
196. Hold on a second. I got to make
an important MTA announcement.Copy !req
197. Cupcake, is this, like, uh, your person?Copy !req
198. Person? I don't have a person.Copy !req
199. I have people.
I got spots all over the city. Okay?Copy !req
200. Ah, right, right, right. I like that.Copy !req
201. - Who wouldn't want some Kev in their life?
- Kev?Copy !req
202. You want to pull a lever
and switch the track?Copy !req
203. Me? I-I couldn't. I simply couldn't.Copy !req
204. Oh, come on. Isn't it every New Yorker's
dream to control the subway?Copy !req
205. That and getting deep dicked
on the big piano at FAO Schwarz. Huh.Copy !req
206. Don't be a pussy. It's easy. Go for it.Copy !req
207. Yes, child. Operate a train.
You want this.Copy !req
208. Okay, okay.
Only 'cause you guys really want me to.Copy !req
209. I can't believe you did that!Copy !req
210. - You said—
- Not that lever!
- It's 3:00 p.m.!Copy !req
211. - School just let out!
- You crashed the train!Copy !req
212. - Oh, God!
- You just killedCopy !req
213. - hundreds of kids!
- Oh, my God! I'm so sorry!Copy !req
214. We just fucking with you.Copy !req
215. Ooh, damn. You should've seen your face.Copy !req
216. You got me. Made me think
I killed a bunch of kids.Copy !req
217. I put fresh ice in your Stanley, my love.Copy !req
218. I want you hydrated for today's
Animal of the Month auditions.Copy !req
219. Gimme, gimme, gimme!Copy !req
220. Okay, I'm done with this.
Put it in the trash.Copy !req
221. My name is Glenn.
I'm a Pisces, and I'm a member of A.A.Copy !req
222. Acorns Anonymous.Copy !req
223. I actually saw the squirrel from Ice Age
at a meeting last night.Copy !req
224. - Wait, I am not supposed to tell you that.
- Next!Copy !req
225. As you can see,
Peter can fetch like a good boy.Copy !req
226. And he will not jump up on couch.Copy !req
227. - Unless this is casting couch.
- Next!Copy !req
228. And now a small popcorn and a soda is $30?Copy !req
229. - Email my son if I do win.
- Next.Copy !req
230. Mm.Copy !req
231. Dang. Yeah, bring it home.Copy !req
232. Mama likey. Whew.Copy !req
233. I'm Faye. I'm auditioning for the role
of animal in Animal of the Month.Copy !req
234. I'm 15 hands tall, I'm with Gersh,
and I'm willing to shave.Copy !req
235. Faye, how old is your fucking headshot?Copy !req
236. You look like you just slipped out
of a mare's cooch.Copy !req
237. If you want something more recent,
I can send you a link to my web series.Copy !req
238. It's like Curb, but it's me!Copy !req
239. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next!Copy !req
240. Judy, you were supposed to
bring me right home.Copy !req
241. I was, but then I met our mommy.Copy !req
242. What? I do not have a mommy.Copy !req
243. Yes, you do. She smells like
cinnamon rolls and love and $60 candles.Copy !req
244. Oh, no, no. I was unconscious.Copy !req
245. This is not a valid adoption.Copy !req
246. Goodbye.Copy !req
247. Now where the hell am I?Copy !req
248. Hey, I need you to put your dresses on
and get back in the installation.Copy !req
249. You got it, Mommy.Copy !req
250. This is Mommy? She's a teenager.Copy !req
251. Yes, that's the best kind of mommy.Copy !req
252. People have so many questions.Copy !req
253. Guys, for real.
You're fucking up my RISD application.Copy !req
254. Oh. I get it. You're an "artist,"Copy !req
255. and that bedroom is a commentary on what
it's like to be a young woman in America.Copy !req
256. Um, that's an oversimplification
of my work,Copy !req
257. - but—
- Tell me about this one.Copy !req
258. That painting is Flo from Progressive
nude and crucified.Copy !req
259. How edgy. Let me guess:
the paint is your menstrual blood?Copy !req
260. No. It's my friend's.Copy !req
261. The color of mine is all wrong
for this piece.Copy !req
262. My compliments to the chef.Copy !req
263. Uh, would you want a tour
of the gallery?Copy !req
264. Yes, Mommy, yes!Copy !req
265. And then let's take a tour
of the Museum of Ice Cream.Copy !req
266. And then we could go out
to Baskin-Robbins!Copy !req
267. - What is up with her?
- Don't drink when you're pregnant, kid.Copy !req
268. Wow, Cupcake, you really have given me
a lot to think about.Copy !req
269. There are a lot of problems at the MTA
and pizza can be alive sometimes.Copy !req
270. But his hate will kill him.Copy !req
271. Anyway, thanks for the super fun night.Copy !req
272. Can't wait to go home now, get in bed,Copy !req
273. and turn this whole experience over
in the rock tumblerCopy !req
274. - of my mind.
- Go home?Copy !req
275. Bitch, we just getting started.Copy !req
276. It is timeCopy !req
277. I am readyCopy !req
278. CupcakeCopy !req
279. I am alive!Copy !req
280. You know I got rimmed
in the torch once, right?Copy !req
281. Ugh. My dad and my Uncle Anthony
are making anotherCopy !req
282. Avengers movie.Copy !req
283. They sound insufferable.Copy !req
284. Yeah, like all people.Copy !req
285. "Honey, the horseradish chips
are back at Trader Joe's,Copy !req
286. - and I won't shut the fuck up about it."
- Right?Copy !req
287. I mean, the world's on the verge
of societal collapse,Copy !req
288. and there's a filter on TikTok called
"Collarbones Popping."Copy !req
289. Fuck everyone.Copy !req
290. - Hey, guys.
- Huh?Copy !req
291. - Judy, get off the art!
- But I am the art.Copy !req
292. I'm capitalism!Copy !req
293. Oh, my God. For the hundredth time,
you're toxic positivity.Copy !req
294. Right. I'm toxic positivity!Copy !req
295. She's so annoying.Copy !req
296. But this piece eats. I'm so going to RISD.Copy !req
297. She looks like she's been up there
for a while. Maybe it's time for a break.Copy !req
298. Judy, do you want to take a break?
Or do you want to make Mommy happy?Copy !req
299. I want to make Mommy happy.Copy !req
300. - See? She loves it.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
301. Ah, my collarbone's popping.Copy !req
302. Wow. I'm feeling pumped.Copy !req
303. Let's go to a rock climbing gym.
Oh, wait, let's do karaoke.Copy !req
304. Baby, I'm banned from K-town.Copy !req
305. Ooh, I want to get banned from somewhere.Copy !req
306. Holy shit.Copy !req
307. Look at him.Copy !req
308. Thick sweater, strong hands for petting,
and all that access to fish.Copy !req
309. Then, Kevin, go get that fish.Copy !req
310. - Can I help you?
- Me? No, I'm just browsing.Copy !req
311. What's up with you?Copy !req
312. Doing all the tasks that Wengman's
pays you an hourly rate to do?Copy !req
313. I'm actually salaried with benefits.Copy !req
314. Sallied with bennys. Good on Wengman's.Copy !req
315. Hey, check this out. The store just got
an extra crate of Antarctic toothfish.Copy !req
316. And it's coming home with me.
Don't tell nobody.Copy !req
317. I shall take it to my grave.Copy !req
318. My shift ends in ten. Come back
to my place. You can have a taste.Copy !req
319. Yeah, I could, I could go taste—
taste some stuff at your place. Sure.Copy !req
320. So, the fish counter guy
wants to hang out.Copy !req
321. He's gonna give me free fish!Copy !req
322. Okay, baby. You go have some fun.Copy !req
323. You're not coming with me?Copy !req
324. Mm-mm. I'm gonna stay back
and have a gangbang with these lobsters.Copy !req
325. Fuck my tail.Copy !req
326. Judy.Copy !req
327. Judy!Copy !req
328. Ugh, look at these American Girl dolls.Copy !req
329. The 2008 housing crisis one
and the girl who was on the Titanic...Copy !req
330. OceanGate sub that imploded.Copy !req
331. There you are.Copy !req
332. What are you doing in here?Copy !req
333. I'm taking my fiveCopy !req
334. before I have to represent racism.Copy !req
335. Oh, come on. Get real with me.Copy !req
336. Do you really want to live
with little miss RISD?Copy !req
337. Yes. I love Mommy and the cold white paint
of the gallery walls.Copy !req
338. No warmth, no comfort, just commentary.Copy !req
339. Look, I know it's your dream
to get adopted,Copy !req
340. but Chloe doesn't see you as a pet.Copy !req
341. She sees you as a prop.Copy !req
342. She's a mean mommy.Copy !req
343. Judy, I may not believe in
having a person, but you do.Copy !req
344. So, you should hold out for the right one.Copy !req
345. You're so right.Copy !req
346. And so soft.Copy !req
347. Ugh.Copy !req
348. Now, let's get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
349. Right after we free Julia Fox.Copy !req
350. I don't think she knows
she's in an installation.Copy !req
351. I'm capitalismCopy !req
352. It's marketed as Chilean sea bass,
but that's actually a sister species.Copy !req
353. Mmm.Copy !req
354. Bro, whatever it is, it's amazing.Copy !req
355. Pairs nicely with that Blanc, right?Copy !req
356. Mmm. I hope you don't mind, but
I'm gonna get a little more comfortable.Copy !req
357. I want to make biscuits on that.Copy !req
358. Uh, dude, let me give you the full tour.Copy !req
359. Surprisingly roomy in here, right?Copy !req
360. Wow. Whoa.Copy !req
361. Killer setup, man. Oh, and those shelves.Copy !req
362. Dude.Copy !req
363. Yeah, made them myself,
out of hickory from an old whiskey barrel.Copy !req
364. Whiskey? Okay, now we're bro-ing out.Copy !req
365. Pretty sturdy, right?Copy !req
366. Oh, yeah, could totally see myself
knocking something off thisCopy !req
367. while you're trying to read.Copy !req
368. Wouldn't you be a little bit
more comfortable if you got on his lap?Copy !req
369. - Uh, who's that?
- Oh.Copy !req
370. That's Jared.Copy !req
371. You have a pet fish?Copy !req
372. Isn't that weird? You know, with your job?Copy !req
373. I leave my work at work.
Jared's a good hang. Promise.Copy !req
374. Okay, if you say so.Copy !req
375. Uh, nice to meet you, Jared.Copy !req
376. You're still not on his lap.Copy !req
377. Okay.Copy !req
378. Now give him some pets.Copy !req
379. You're a bossy little guy, aren't you?Copy !req
380. Don't look at me. Look at him while
he scratches you behind your little ears.Copy !req
381. - Oh, fuck, that's good.
- Yeah, that's good.Copy !req
382. That's fucking good.
Now pull on his tail. Yank it.Copy !req
383. - Yank it good.
- Don't love that.Copy !req
384. - Ow!
- Now feed him some flakes.Copy !req
385. Jam your finger in his mouth like a hook.
Put him on ice and price him!Copy !req
386. Okay, hang on, hang on.Copy !req
387. - Whoa.
- What's wrong?Copy !req
388. Yeah, I-I'm not one to kink shame,
but I don't think I'm game for this...Copy !req
389. cucking thing.Copy !req
390. Uh, what are you talking about?Copy !req
391. This isn't cucking. You're my surrogate.Copy !req
392. He can't get any cuddles
or scratchies in there.Copy !req
393. - So you're getting them for me.
- I thought that was pretty clear.Copy !req
394. Guys, with all due respect,
this is just a little weird.Copy !req
395. Wow. Wow. Okay.Copy !req
396. So I'm a fucking weirdo
because I want to be included?Copy !req
397. You've upset Jared, and if he cries
too much, his tank will overflow.Copy !req
398. Please leave. Now.Copy !req
399. Uh, okay.Copy !req
400. Well, um, thanks for the fish.Copy !req
401. The fish I was eating, not Jared,
of course. I... Yeah.Copy !req
402. Anyway, it stinks in here.
You should get an air purifier. Bye.Copy !req
403. - Hey, Cupcake!
- Did you have a good time in there?Copy !req
404. No, it was fucking terrible.Copy !req
405. Well, you can't trust a man
too comfortable handling fish.Copy !req
406. - You know what I mean?
- No, I do not. Uh...Copy !req
407. Wait. What is that, butter?Copy !req
408. Oh, yeah. Your lobster thing.Copy !req
409. Come on. Sloppy seconds, baby.Copy !req
410. No, you're not getting any more.
Leave me alone.Copy !req
411. - Clingy-ass crustaceans.
- I...Copy !req
412. I think I'm done with sea creatures
for tonight.Copy !req
413. I just want to go home.Copy !req
414. Ooh!Copy !req
415. My pussy smells like Old Bay.Copy !req
416. Is it bad
that that's making me hungry?Copy !req
417. Yes.
But let's go get a lobster roll.Copy !req
418. I can't take the waiting.Copy !req
419. I got to go call my sponsor.
Will you come get me if I win?Copy !req
420. I will not. Because you will lose.Copy !req
421. Liam. Liam.Copy !req
422. I'm really struggling here, bud.Copy !req
423. I miss Mommy.Copy !req
424. Do you miss Mommy?Copy !req
425. Oh, shut the fuck up, Judy.Copy !req
426. Well, y'all, I just want to say
that I learned a lot yesterday.Copy !req
427. Now I see you all as individuals
and not just surrogate childrenCopy !req
428. for couples who can't afford
Astoria preschool prices.Copy !req
429. Each and every one of you is so special.Copy !req
430. But there can only be one winner.Copy !req
431. And so, well,
the Animal of the Month is...Copy !req
432. It's me!Copy !req
433. Oh, come on!Copy !req
434. Bark, bark, bark, bark-bark-bark!Copy !req
435. - I am ripping up speech.
- Ridiculous.Copy !req
436. But-but not for nest.Copy !req
437. I wanted Yellowstone to win.Copy !req
438. - Brandi, hello! Yes! Over here!
- All right, boys, let's go!Copy !req
439. - To your left!
- Let's get an OTS.Copy !req
440. - That's "over-the-shoulder."
- Yeah! Over here!Copy !req
441. Now somebody make me laugh.Copy !req
442. I want to do one of them
laughing pictures,Copy !req
443. and I don't know how to do it naturally.Copy !req
444. And get my feet in there.Copy !req
445. - I want to get my score up on wikiFeet.
- Over here!Copy !req
446. I am never eating fish again.Copy !req
447. Except tuna.Copy !req
448. Oh, and maybe salmon.
Aw, fuck it. I fucking love fish.Copy !req
449. Kevin! Tell me all about your big night!Copy !req
450. Did you figure everything out?Copy !req
451. Do you know exactly what you want
in a person?Copy !req
452. No, I have no fucking idea what I want.Copy !req
453. In fact, I feel like I know less
than I did yesterday.Copy !req
454. Kevin, can I tell you a story?Copy !req
455. Once, there was a green leaf.Copy !req
456. Oh, God, no.Copy !req
457. And this green leaf lived on a branch,
and it was happy.Copy !req
458. But then the seasons changed,Copy !req
459. and the green leaf turned yellow
and it started to fall.Copy !req
460. It didn't know where it was gonna end up.Copy !req
461. But then it found its new home
on the ground, where bugs dance.Copy !req
462. Judy, what the fuck are you talking about?Copy !req
463. You're not gonna figure it out
in one night.Copy !req
464. You got to just keep getting out there.Copy !req
465. Cupcake's burner.Copy !req
466. Unless, of course, you're the cops.
Then, fuck no, it isn't.Copy !req
467. What? Those fucking lobsters
gave me crabs.Copy !req
468. Kids, got some news.Copy !req
469. There's no hair here, so we're moving back
to the movie theater in Times Square!Copy !req
470. - Yay!
- Woo-hoo!Copy !req
471. I'm gonna get Reese's Pieces!Copy !req
472. And I'm gonna drink human blood!Copy !req
473. Okay, let's see.Copy !req
474. Likes.Copy !req
475. Riding in the back of a garbage truck.Copy !req
476. I would prefer a fish-free home.Copy !req
477. Halloween.Copy !req
478. Eh, some parts of Halloween.Copy !req
479. Chirp.Copy !req