1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. THANK YOU-AH!Copy !req
3. AND WELCOME TO
THE SECOND HALFCopy !req
4. OF THE KENAN
AND KELSHOW.Copy !req
5. YOU KNOW, IF YOU
WERE MY MAMA,Copy !req
6. YOU WOULD HAVE
NAMED ME KENAN!Copy !req
7. AND IF YOU WAS
KENAN'S MAMA,Copy !req
8. YOU'D PROBABLY NAME
ME KEL-L-L-L-L-L.Copy !req
9. WOW. LAST WEEK'S EPISODE
SURE WAS EXCITING.Copy !req
10. I MEAN, WE GOT ON
THE WRONG PLANECopy !req
11. AND ENDED UP
STRANDED IN HOLLYWOOD
ALL BY OURSELVES.Copy !req
12. THEN WE BECAME BIG
HOLLYWOOD MOVIE STARSCopy !req
13. BUT WE SPENT ALL OF OUR
MONEY ON ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
14. SO WE ENDED UP ON
THE STREETS, ALL COLD,Copy !req
15. HANGING WITH THE PENGUINS
IN THE STREET—Copy !req
16. WADDLE, WADDLE,
CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY?Copy !req
17. KEL, THAT'S NOT
WHAT HAPPENED.Copy !req
18. IT DIDN'T?Copy !req
19. NO. THIS WILL
REFRESH YOUR MEMORY.Copy !req
20. COME ON. COME ON,
LITTLE MONITOR.Copy !req
21. WOW.Copy !req
22. SO, HERE'S
THE EASY QUESTION.Copy !req
23. WHERE DO THE ROCKMORES
WANT TO GO ON THEIR VACATION?Copy !req
24. AMSTERBURG.Copy !req
25. NO!Copy !req
26. OH, SO YOU GOT
THE HIGH SCORE.
BIG WHOOP.Copy !req
27. BIG WHOOP.Copy !req
28. THAT'S RIGHT, BIG WHOOP.
NOW GET BACK TO WORK.Copy !req
29. COME ON, CHRIS.
THIS IS LIKE THE
HIGHEST SCORE EVER.Copy !req
30. NOBODY'S EVER GONNA
BEAT THAT SCORE.Copy !req
31. OH, PLEASE.
HOW HARD CAN IT BE?Copy !req
32. OH, AND REMEMBER, CHRIS.
I'M LEAVING TOMORROW MORNING
AND I'LL BE BACK IN A WEEK.Copy !req
33. ALL RIGHT, KENAN.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.Copy !req
34. I HOPE THAT KENAN AND
KEL DON'T MISS THE PLANE.Copy !req
35. I HOPE KENAN DOESN'T
MISS THE PLANE.Copy !req
36. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF.Copy !req
37. EXCUSE ME. I BELIEVE I
JUST HEARD THE PILOT SAYCopy !req
38. THAT THIS PLANE WAS
HEADED FOR HOLLYWOOD.Copy !req
39. THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO BE HOLLYWOOD,
AMSTERBURG, WOULD IT?Copy !req
40. THIS PLANE IS
GOING TO HOLLYWOOD,
CALIFORNIA.Copy !req
41. OH, MAN, KEL. WE'RE
ON THE WRONG PLANE!Copy !req
42. RIGBY'S.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
43. CHRIS. HEY, MAN,
IT'S KENAN.Copy !req
44. KEL AND I ARE
IN HOLLYWOOD.Copy !req
45. MAN, WE GOT ON
THE WRONG PLANE.Copy !req
46. YOU INTERRUPTED
MY GAME FOR THAT?Copy !req
47. DON'T CALL ME AGAIN
UNLESS IT'S IMPORTANT!Copy !req
48. BUT—CHRI—Copy !req
49. WHAT?Copy !req
50. CHRIS, THIS IS SHIRL.
HAVE YOU HEARD FROM KENAN?Copy !req
51. NOW PLEASE
LEAVE ME ALONE.Copy !req
52. I'VE ALMOST GOT
THE HIGH SCORE!Copy !req
53. WELL, THE NEXT FLIGHT TO
AMSTERBURG IS AT 11.Copy !req
54. WELL, THAT'S ONLY
A FEW HOURS FROM NOW.Copy !req
55. NO—NO—NO.
11 TONIGHT.Copy !req
56. THAT'S A FEW
HOURS PLUS...Copy !req
57. 12 MORE HOURS
FROM NOW.Copy !req
58. WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO DO FOR ALL
THOSE HOURS?Copy !req
59. I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
60. WELL, I WANT TO MEET
SOME CELEBRITIES,Copy !req
61. AND DAVID ALAN GRIER
LIVES IN HOLLYWOOD.Copy !req
62. HEY, YOU GUYS WANNA
COME SEE A TAPING OF
THE JULIE BROWN SHOW?Copy !req
63. UH, WELL, WE GOTTA
CATCH A PLANE AT 11.Copy !req
64. DO YOU THINK WE'LL HAVE TIME?Copy !req
65. SURE. SHOW SHOOTS AT 4,
YOU'LL BE OUT BY 6.Copy !req
66. WHAT DO YOU SAY, KEL?
IT'D BE KINDA FUN.Copy !req
67. AH, I DON'T KNOW...Copy !req
68. TONIGHT'S GUEST
IS GONNA BE
DAVID ALAN GRIER.Copy !req
69. AH! DAVID ALAN GRIER!Copy !req
70. OH, MAN, THAT
EXPLAINED A LOT.Copy !req
71. I REMEMBER ALL OF THAT.Copy !req
72. GOOD. NOW
COME ON, CRUNCHY!Copy !req
73. WE'VE GOT
AN ADVENTURE
TO CONCLUDE.Copy !req
74. HEH HEH HEH.Copy !req
75. HEY, KENAN. WHERE'D
YOU DISAPPEAR TO?Copy !req
76. UH, KENAN? ARE
WE STILL GOING TO
THE ORANGE SODA FEST?Copy !req
77. KENAN? AWWW,
HERE IT GOES, PART 2.Copy !req
78. KEL! KEL!Copy !req
79. COME ON, KEL.Copy !req
80. YOU GONNA MEET
DAVID ALAN—Copy !req
81. HEY, HEY. HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?Copy !req
82. GUESS WHO I'M GONNA MEET?Copy !req
83. DAVID ALAN GRIER.Copy !req
84. HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
YOU MUST BE PSYCHIC.Copy !req
85. HOW MANY FINGERS
AM I HOLDING UP?Copy !req
86. 4. NOW WILL YOU PLEASE—Copy !req
87. A-HA! TOLD YOU.
HE'S PSYCHIC!
HE'S PSYCHIC!Copy !req
88. I'M SORRY ABOUT
HIM. HE'S KEL.Copy !req
89. IF YOU KNEW HIM,
THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE.Copy !req
90. I DON'T WANNA KNOW HIM.Copy !req
91. WELL, CAN I GO IN AND
MEET DAVID ALAN GRIER?Copy !req
92. NO.Copy !req
93. BUT I WANNA MEET
DAVID ALAN GRIER.Copy !req
94. READ MY LIPS—NO.Copy !req
95. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
READ YOUR LIPS, HUH?Copy !req
96. YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING
WRITTEN ON IT.Copy !req
97. HOW CAN ANYBODY READ
YOUR LIPS WHEN THERE'S
NOTHING WRITTEN ON IT?Copy !req
98. KEL! LET GO OF
THE MAN'S LIPS.
HUH?Copy !req
99. LET GO OF
THE MAN'S LIPS.
WHAT?Copy !req
100. LET GO OF HIS LIPS. OH, OK.Copy !req
101. I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS.
ACTUALLY, I'M NOT
EVEN WITH HIM.Copy !req
102. WHO ARE YOU, STRANGER?Copy !req
103. CAN I SEE YOUR
TICKETS, PLEASE?Copy !req
104. YEAH.
OH, TICKETS...Copy !req
105. IT'S HAPPENING.Copy !req
106. YOU... ACCIDENTALLY
RIPPED UP THE TICKETS.Copy !req
107. THAT WAS ACCIDENT.
LET ME GET IT.Copy !req
108. ALL RIGHT, YEAH.
YOU DROPPED 'EM—Copy !req
109. ACTUALLY, KEL,
I DON'T THINK THAT
WAS AN ACCIDENT.Copy !req
110. THAT'S RIGHT.
NOW TAKE YOUR ANNOYING
FRIEND AND GET OUT.Copy !req
111. BUT—WE WANNA SEE
THE JULIE BROWN SHOW.Copy !req
112. YEAH. I WANNA MEET
DAVID ALAN GRIER.Copy !req
113. BEAT IT.Copy !req
114. BUT...Copy !req
115. HE JUST—Copy !req
116. COME ON, MAN.Copy !req
117. OUT!Copy !req
118. AW, MAN!Copy !req
119. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, MAN.Copy !req
120. I THINK WE CAN
FIND ANOTHER WAY
INTO THAT STUDIO.Copy !req
121. OOH, YEAH. YOU KNOW,
WE CAN DRESS UP
AS BIRDS,Copy !req
122. AND THEN GET INTO
A HELICOPTER.Copy !req
123. LET THE HELICOPTER
LAND ON THE ROOF.Copy !req
124. I WAS JUST THINKING
MAYBE WE'D FIND
A BACK DOOR OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
125. CRAZY, BUT IT
JUST MIGHT WORK.Copy !req
126. HEY!Copy !req
127. THERE'S OUR TICKET TO
THE JULIE BROWN SHOW
RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
128. HEH HEH HEH.Copy !req
129. THAT'S NOT A TICKET.
THAT'S A DOOR.Copy !req
130. MAN, JUST HELP ME
GET OVER THE FENCE.Copy !req
131. ALL RIGHT,
I'M RIGHT ON IT.
THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
132. WAIT, WAIT, KEL.
DON'T—Copy !req
133. KENAN.
HUH?Copy !req
134. CATCH ME!Copy !req
135. AHHHHHH!Copy !req
136. WHOO! THAT WAS FUN.
LET'S DO IT AGAIN.Copy !req
137. NEVER MIND.Copy !req
138. COME ON, LET'S
JUST GET INSIDE.Copy !req
139. OH. "GUARD DOG
ON DUTY. BEWARE."Copy !req
140. WHY WOULD THEY BE
TELLING THE GUARD
DOG TO BEWARE?Copy !req
141. I MEAN,
DOGS CAN'T READ.NO, KEL—Copy !req
142. UNLESS IT'S A SUPER
INTELLIGENT GUARD DOGCopy !req
143. CREATED IN A GOVERNMENT
EXPERIMENT GONE BAD!Copy !req
144. KEL, THE SIGN ISN'T
TELLING THE DOG TO BEWARE,Copy !req
145. IT'S TELLING US TO
BEWARE OF THE DOG.Copy !req
146. NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE THE DOG SHOWS UP.Copy !req
147. AH! BAD DOG!Copy !req
148. BIG, BIG,
BIG MEAN DOG.Copy !req
149. MAN, THAT DOG IS
NOT THAT MEAN. LOOK.Copy !req
150. AHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
151. BIG DOG! BIG DOG!
OH, A BIG DOG!Copy !req
152. OH, MY GOODNESS.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
OH! OH!Copy !req
153. OH, MAN WE'RE TRAPPED.Copy !req
154. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M
ABOUT TO SAY THIS,Copy !req
155. BUT I'D RATHER BE
AT THE ORANGE SODA FEST.Copy !req
156. I KNOW YOUR FAMILY'S
HAVING SO MUCH FUN.Copy !req
157. OH, MAN. THIS VACATION
COULDN'T BE ANY WORSE.Copy !req
158. I WISH KEL WERE HERE.Copy !req
159. OK, I GUESS IT COULD
BE A LITTLE WORSE.Copy !req
160. LISTEN, LET'S JUST
OPEN UP THE WINDOW
AND GET SOME AIR, OK?Copy !req
161. OK, LET'S SEE—Copy !req
162. NICE VIEW.Copy !req
163. NOW WHO COULD THAT BE?Copy !req
164. WHOA!Copy !req
165. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?Copy !req
166. KEL INVITED US.Copy !req
167. HE SAID WE COULD
ALL STAY HERE.Copy !req
168. KEL'S NOT EVEN HERE!Copy !req
169. Visitors, chanting:
ORANGE... SODA FEST!Copy !req
170. AW, MAN, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
171. I GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
172. GET OUT OF MY—
THAT'S MY WALLET.Copy !req
173. I KNOW. IT'S PART
OF THE PLAN.Copy !req
174. HEY, DOG. HERE'S $5.00.
LEAVE US ALONE!Copy !req
175. AWWWWW, DIDN'T WORK.Copy !req
176. NO IT DIDN'T!
THAT WAS MY $5.00!Copy !req
177. HERE'S 20. DON'T GIVE HIM THE 20—Copy !req
178. GIVE ME MY WALLET, MAN.Copy !req
179. $25.Copy !req
180. YOU GOT 50?
NO!Copy !req
181. LET ME SEE IF ONE OF
THESE WINDOWS IS OPEN.Copy !req
182. OH!Copy !req
183. HA! THIS IS OPEN.
COME ON, LET'S GO.Copy !req
184. WELL, SO WHAT. I'VE
SEEN A LOT OF OPEN
WINDOWS IN MY LIFE.Copy !req
185. WHAT'S SO GOOD
ABOUT THIS ONE?Copy !req
186. IT LEADS INTO THE STUDIO,Copy !req
187. NOW GET YOURSELF
IN THE WINDOW.Copy !req
188. YO! SORRY.Copy !req
189. ALL RIGHT. WHEW!Copy !req
190. WE'RE IN! WE'RE IN!Copy !req
191. WE GOT IN!Copy !req
192. SHHH! STOP SHOUTING!Copy !req
193. BUT IF I WHISPER,
HOW CAN ANYBODY
HEAR ME?Copy !req
194. WE DON'T WANT NOBODY
TO HEAR YOU, MAN.Copy !req
195. YOU GOTTA BE QUIET OR
WE'RE GONNA GET KICKED OUT.Copy !req
196. Oh, OK. I got it.
Shhhh.Copy !req
197. LET'S GO!Copy !req
198. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME DOING
THE JULIE BROWN SHOW.Copy !req
199. LOOK. IT'S BILL BELLAMY.Copy !req
200. WHAT?Copy !req
201. OH, MY GOD. OH!
HEY! HEY!Copy !req
202. BILL!
NO!
BILL!Copy !req
203. NOT YOU GUYS!Copy !req
204. MAN, BILL BELLAMY.
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN
YOU CAME TO CHICAGOCopy !req
205. AND YOU CAME INTO A
STORE CALLED RIGBY'SCopy !req
206. YEAH, I REMEMBER.
THAT'S WHY I SAID,
"OH, NO! NOT YOU GUYS!"Copy !req
207. DO YOU MISS US?
DO YOU MISS US?
DO YOU MISS US?Copy !req
208. GET OFF ME—
NO, NOT REALLY.Copy !req
209. UH, DO YOU MIND IF
I GET A LITTLE SPACE?Copy !req
210. I NEED TO BE ALONE.Copy !req
211. OH, NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
212. HEY, HEY. YOU ALL
HEARD BILL BELLAMY.Copy !req
213. HE SAID GET OUT.
HE SAID LEAVE.Copy !req
214. I DID NOT WANT
YOU GUYS TO GET—Copy !req
215. GET OUT! OUT! OUT!Copy !req
216. SEE YOU AGAIN SOON.Copy !req
217. HEY, LET'S DO LUNCH.Copy !req
218. AWWWW.
THERE THEY GO AGAIN.Copy !req
219. ALL RIGHT, NOW, IF
I WAS DAVID ALAN GRIER,
WHERE WOULD I BE?Copy !req
220. HUH? WHERE WOULD
I BE—WHA—?Copy !req
221. KEL, PLEASE.
DON'T MAKE A SCENE.Copy !req
222. AHHHHHH!
ORANGE SODA!Copy !req
223. OH, YOU'RE
MAKING A SCENE.Copy !req
224. YES! OHHHHH!
OHHHHHH!Copy !req
225. WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
226. KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
227. AND IT'S TRUE! I DO!Copy !req
228. I DO! I DO! I DO!Copy !req
229. ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
NOW, KEL, BE QUIET.Copy !req
230. SHHH. PLEASE. THANK YOU.Copy !req
231. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
232. BUT WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?Copy !req
233. DRINKING ORANGE SODA.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?Copy !req
234. ARE YOU GUYS
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE?Copy !req
235. YEAH—UH—HE'S, UH,
DAVID ALAN GRIER'S...Copy !req
236. PERSONAL HAIRDRESSER.
YEAH. H-HE DRESSES THE HAIR.Copy !req
237. WELL, WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
238. I'M HIS HAIRDRESSER.Copy !req
239. AND THAT HAIRCUT
YOU GOT ON YOUR HEAD
DOES NOTHING FOR YA.Copy !req
240. THIS ISN'T A CUT.Copy !req
241. I'M BALD.Copy !req
242. SO YOU HAVE
TO KEEP THAT?Copy !req
243. YOU KNOW WHAT? UH—
IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO
GET TO DAVID ALAN GRIERCopy !req
244. SO HE CAN DRESS THE—
ON TIME,Copy !req
245. SO DO YOU KNOW
WHERE HE MIGHT BE?Copy !req
246. PROBABLY I-IN
THE MAKEUP ROOM.Copy !req
247. IT'S RIGHT OVER
THAT WAY.Copy !req
248. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
COME ON, KEL.Copy !req
249. HEY, DAVID ALAN GRIER.
OH, GOOD TO SEE YA.Copy !req
250. AH, IT'S JUST
BRITNEY SPEARS.Copy !req
251. KEL! THAT'S
BRITNEY SPEARS!Copy !req
252. YOU'RE BRITNEY SPEARS!
DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?Copy !req
253. BRITNEY SPEARS?Copy !req
254. KENAN, IT'S
BRITNEY SPEARS!Copy !req
255. WOW, I CAN'T
BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
256. WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT I'M MEETING YOU.Copy !req
257. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
I'M MEETING YOU.Copy !req
258. HUGE FAN. HUGE FAN.
WROTE YOU LOTS OF LETTERS.Copy !req
259. PROBABLY TOO BUSY
TO WRITE BACK,
BIG SUPERSTAR AND ALL.Copy !req
260. COULD I GET AN AUTOGRAPH
HERE, ON MY ARM?Copy !req
261. OR MARRY ME.
I'D MAKE A GREAT HUSBAND.Copy !req
262. OOH. BRITNEY SPEARS—Copy !req
263. IS HE OK?Copy !req
264. OH, YEAH. HE ALWAYS
PASSES OUT WHEN HE
MEETS BRITNEY SPEARS.Copy !req
265. OK, WELL, LOOK. HOW
DID YOU GUYS GET HERE?Copy !req
266. OH, UH... UH...Copy !req
267. I'M THE HAIRDRESSER.Copy !req
268. OH, YOU'RE
THE HAIRDRESSER.
YEAH.Copy !req
269. OH, I'VE BEEN
WONDERING WHEN YOU
WERE GONNA GET HERE.Copy !req
270. YOU WERE?Copy !req
271. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK MY HAIR'S
COMPLETELY FINE.Copy !req
272. I JUST NEED, LIKE,
SOME HAIR SPRAY.Copy !req
273. S-SOME HAIR SPRAY?
ALL RIGHT, LOOK.Copy !req
274. WHO'S THE HAIRDRESSER
HERE, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
275. OK, I DON'T GO TELLING
YOU HOW TO DO YOUR JOB.Copy !req
276. NOW I'M GONNA
MAKE YOU LOOK LIKECopy !req
277. A TEENAGE SINGING
SUPERSTAR.Copy !req
278. WELL, I KIND OF
ALREADY AM.Copy !req
279. HUH! SHHH. I HAVE
TO CONCENTRATE.Copy !req
280. OK, LEAN BACK FOR ME.
MMM, THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
281. MM-HMM.Copy !req
282. TEEN SCENE. SUPERSTAR.Copy !req
283. I DON'T KNOW WHAT—
CAME OVER ME! KEL!Copy !req
284. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
285. I THOUGHT BRITNEY
WOULD LOOK NICE WITH
SOME GREEN HIGHLIGHTS.Copy !req
286. DID YOU SAY
GREEN HIGHLIGHTS?Copy !req
287. UH, NO, NO.Copy !req
288. HE SAID, UH, IT'S BETTER...
TO LIVE... IN THE GOOD LIFE.Copy !req
289. COME ON, KEL.
WE GOTTA GO.Copy !req
290. UM—UH—I'LL WRITE TO YOU.Copy !req
291. MAN, WE GOTTA
GET OUT OF HERECopy !req
292. BEFORE BRITNEY SEES WHAT
YOU DID TO HER HAIR.Copy !req
293. TOO LATE.
COME ON.Copy !req
294. WAIT—WAIT.
I CAN FIX IT.Copy !req
295. KEL! YOU'RE NOT
REALLY A HAIRDRESSER.Copy !req
296. OH, YEAH.
COME ON!Copy !req
297. OK, I THINK WE'RE OK.Copy !req
298. SEE ANYBODY BEHIND US?Copy !req
299. NO, NOBODY THAT WAY,
NOBODY THIS WAY,Copy !req
300. NOBODY—OH, WAIT—
I GOT ALL TWIST—Copy !req
301. OW!Copy !req
302. WOW. WELL, AT LEAST
I THINK WE'RE SAFE NOW.Copy !req
303. COME ON, GET UP.Copy !req
304. THEY DRANK ALL
THE ORANGE SODASCopy !req
305. AND THEY RUINED
BRITNEY SPEARS' HAIR.Copy !req
306. I'VE DEALT WITH
THESE GUYS BEFORE.
TAKE IT FROM ME.Copy !req
307. IT'S ONLY GONNA
GET WORSE.Copy !req
308. DON'T YOU WORRY.
WE'LL GET 'EM.Copy !req
309. KEL, LOOK. YOU SEE
THE SIGN ON THIS DOOR?Copy !req
310. "DAVID ALAN GRIER".Copy !req
311. KENAN, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS?Copy !req
312. SOMEBODY NAMED
THAT DOOR
DAVID ALAN GRIER.Copy !req
313. NO, KEL. IT MEANS THAT
THIS IS HIS DRESSING ROOM.Copy !req
314. DAVID ALAN GRIER'S
PROBABLY RIGHT ONCopy !req
315. THE OTHER SIDE
OF THIS DOOR.Copy !req
316. REALLY?
DAVID ALAN GRIER,
I'M COMING!Copy !req
317. KEL, DON'T GO IN THERE!
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
GO IN THERE!Copy !req
318. AW, HE'S GOIN' IN THERE.Copy !req
319. DAVID ALAN GRIER!
I'M HERE!Copy !req
320. YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
I'M HERE! DAVID?Copy !req
321. KEL, DON'T GO IN THE—
OH, HE WENT IN.Copy !req
322. OH, GOOD. DAVID ALAN GRIER
IS NOT IN HERE.Copy !req
323. COME ON, KEL. YOU KNOW
WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
BE IN HERE. LET'S GO.Copy !req
324. LOOK, KENAN.Copy !req
325. DAVID ALAN GRIER'S
COUCH.Copy !req
326. DAVID ALAN GRIER'S
GARBAGE!Copy !req
327. DON'T LOOK IN
THE MAN'S GARBAGE.
IT'S GARBAGE.Copy !req
328. WHA—DAVID ALAN
GRIER'S TV.Copy !req
329. I WONDER IF IT WORKS
LIKE A REGULAR TV.Copy !req
330. AND THAT'S WHY
THEY CALL IT BUTTER.Copy !req
331. WELL, ANYWAY, GUYS,
WE'VE GOT A GREAT
SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.Copy !req
332. A YOUNG LADY WHO'S GOT
THE HEARTS PUMPING
ALL OVER THE WORLD,Copy !req
333. THE GORGEOUS AND THE LOVELY
AND THE TALENTEDCopy !req
334. BRITNEY SPEARS
WILL BE PERFORMING.Copy !req
335. ALSO, WE'RE GOING TO
HEAR WHAT BILL BELLAMY
HAS TO SAY,Copy !req
336. SO, LISTEN.Copy !req
337. AND WE'RE ALSO
GONNA HEAR FROMCopy !req
338. THE VERY, VERY FUNNY
DAVID ALAN GRIER!Copy !req
339. OH, MAN. THAT'S WHY
DAVID ALAN GRIER'S
NOT HERE.Copy !req
340. HE'S ON
THE JULIE BROWN SHOW.Copy !req
341. KEL. WE'RE AT THE
JULIE BROWN SHOW.
THAT'S HERE.Copy !req
342. YOU'RE WATCHING
THE SHOW THAT THEY'RE
SHOOTING RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
343. WELL, IF THEY'RE HERE,
THEN WHERE ARE WE?Copy !req
344. WE'RE HERE TOO.
SEE? US? HERE?Copy !req
345. OH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H.Copy !req
346. HEY, LOOK.
DAVID ALAN GRIER'S
CLOTHES.Copy !req
347. MAN. THE JULIE BROWN SHOW.Copy !req
348. BOY, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
CHRIS IS GONNA BE SO JEALOUS.Copy !req
349. HE AND MOTHER ARE BIG
JULIE BROWN FANS.Copy !req
350. YOU SHOULD CALL HIM
ON DAVID ALAN GRIER'S
PHONE.Copy !req
351. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK I WILL.Copy !req
352. HE MIGHT GET MAD
BUT I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
353. HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
354. TAKE THAT!
TAKE THAT!Copy !req
355. HA HA HA. OH! OH!
YOU WANT A PIECE OF
CHRIS POTTER, DO YA?Copy !req
356. GET IN LINE, PUNK!
HA HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
357. EXCUSE ME. CAN
SOMEONE RING US UP?Copy !req
358. WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?Copy !req
359. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M
TRYING TO PLAY A GAME?Copy !req
360. BUT I JUST THOUGHT—Copy !req
361. GET OUT OF HERE! SCRAM!
GET OUT OF MY STORE!Copy !req
362. OOH HOO HOO HOO HOO.
YES! YES! NO!Copy !req
363. OH, YEAH—YEAH—YEAH!
WE GOT IT! WE GOT IT!Copy !req
364. WHEE—OH—OH—OH, SORRY.Copy !req
365. OH! OH! STOPPED HIM AGAIN.Copy !req
366. HA HA HA HA HA.
OOOOOOOH!Copy !req
367. HUH. THAT'S FUNNY.Copy !req
368. NO ONE ANSWERED
THE PHONE.Copy !req
369. KENAN. I CAN'T GET
THIS SHIRT ON.Copy !req
370. HELP!Copy !req
371. KEL! KEL! STOP!Copy !req
372. THAT'S THE MAN'S PANTS.Copy !req
373. OH.Copy !req
374. YOU KNOW, THEY DO
FIT BETTER THIS WAY.Copy !req
375. IMAGINE THAT.Copy !req
376. EXCUSE ME. IS MY SUIT
READY FOR THE SHOW?Copy !req
377. YES, SIR, MR. GRIER.
IT'S HANGING IN
YOUR ROOM.Copy !req
378. GOOD TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
379. THERE'S NO SUIT IN HERE.Copy !req
380. OH!Copy !req
381. LET ME SEE!
LET ME SEE!Copy !req
382. QUICK,
HE'S COMING. HIDE!Copy !req
383. HIDE IN
THE TOILET.Copy !req
384. THAT'S A BAD IDEA, MAN.Copy !req
385. WELL, YOU GOT
A BETTER IDEA?
HUH, GENIUS?Copy !req
386. JUST COME ON.
OK.Copy !req
387. YES!Copy !req
388. AHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
389. AHHHHHH!
AHHHHHH!Copy !req
390. HA HA HA HA.
DAVID—YOU NAKED.Copy !req
391. HA HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
392. THANK YOU—
OH-H-H-H NO!Copy !req
393. OH, MAN!Copy !req
394. UH, SO MR. GRIER—
UH, SO DAVID ALAN—Copy !req
395. THIS IS NOT WHAT IT
LOOKS LIKE, BECAUSE, UH...Copy !req
396. WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'RE NOT
DAVID ALAN GRIER.Copy !req
397. YES, I AM.Copy !req
398. NO, YOU'RE NOT!Copy !req
399. YES, I AM!Copy !req
400. THAT IS NOT
DAVID ALAN GRIER.Copy !req
401. YES, IT IS.Copy !req
402. HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
403. THAT IS REAL FUNNY,Copy !req
404. THIS WHOLE TIME,
I THOUGHT
DAVID ALAN GRIERCopy !req
405. WAS THAT GUY WHO SINGS
HIT ME BABY ONE
MORE TIME.Copy !req
406. THAT'S
BRITNEY SPEARS.Copy !req
407. YEAH, YOU KNOW,
BRITNEY SPEARS?
WE JUST MET HER DOWNSTAIRS.Copy !req
408. YOU TURNED HER HAIR GREEN.Copy !req
409. OH! THAT WAS HER?Copy !req
410. MAN, THIS WHOLE TIME
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
BRITNEY SPEARS.Copy !req
411. YOU KNOW, I GET
THAT ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
412. WELL, THEN, UH...
WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
413. HE'S DAVID ALAN GRIER, MAN!Copy !req
414. YOU KNOW, THE STAR OF
IN LIVING COLOR,Copy !req
415. BLANKMAN, JUMANJI—Copy !req
416. BOOMERANG.
BOOMERANG.Copy !req
417. OH, MAN, I LOVE
YOUR FILMS, MAN!
YOU'RE FUNNY.Copy !req
418. THANKS A LOT MAN,
YOU KNOW...Copy !req
419. MAN, WHAT YOU
DOIN' UP IN HERECopy !req
420. AND IN MY SUIT,
ALL WET?Copy !req
421. YOU KNOW,
I CAN EXPLAIN THAT—Copy !req
422. YOU KNOW WHO
YOU'RE GONNA BE
EXPLAINING IT TO?Copy !req
423. SECURITY!Copy !req
424. NO, NO,
NOT SECURITY!Copy !req
425. YOU KNOW, I LOVED
YOU IN JUMANJI.Copy !req
426. IT WAS GREAT.Copy !req
427. AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
428. HEY!Copy !req
429. HOW YOU DOIN'?Copy !req
430. HOW YOU DOIN',
SHADE OF THE GRAY.
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
431. I'M DAVID
ALAN GRIER'S
CLOSE FRIEND.Copy !req
432. AND I THOUGHT THAT—Copy !req
433. THERE THEY ARE!Copy !req
434. GET 'EM!Copy !req
435. COME ON, KEL!Copy !req
436. KEL! QUICK!
THROUGH THIS DOOR!Copy !req
437. NO, NO, KENAN. WE CAN'T.
IT SAYS "STAFF ONLY".Copy !req
438. AND WE'RE NOT STAFF.Copy !req
439. WOULD YOU JUST COME ON!Copy !req
440. OOMPH!
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
441. WELL, I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE ALL HEARD
ABOUT THIS,Copy !req
442. BUT THERE IS ACTUALLY
A BIG ORANGE SODA
CELEBRATIONCopy !req
443. THAT HAPPENS EVERY
YEAR AROUND THIS TIME,Copy !req
444. AND WE WERE LUCKY
ENOUGH TO FINDCopy !req
445. A PHOTO FROM THIS
YEAR'S FESTIVAL.Copy !req
446. LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT THIS.Copy !req
447. HMM. LOOK AT THIS GUY.
LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD BECopy !req
448. SPENDING LESS TIME
AT ORANGE SODA FESTCopy !req
449. AND MORE TIME
AT WIG FEST.Copy !req
450. OK, KEL. I THINK
WE LOST 'EM.Copy !req
451. NO, WE DIDN'T
THEY'RE RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
452. COME ON, QUICK.
BEHIND THESE CURTAINS.Copy !req
453. DON'T WORRY, KEL.Copy !req
454. I DON'T THINK ANYBODY
GONNA FIND US OUT HERE.Copy !req
455. AHHHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
456. WELL, IT SEEMS WE HAVE
A BIG SURPRISE FOR EVERYONE,Copy !req
457. INCLUDING MYSELF.Copy !req
458. PLEASE WELCOME MY
VERY SPECIAL GUESTS...Copy !req
459. TWO COMPLETE STRANGERS.Copy !req
460. JULIE BROWN!
OOOH! OOOOH!Copy !req
461. OH, JULIE—
OH, JULIE—Copy !req
462. I'M KENAN AND
THAT'S KEL—Copy !req
463. I LOVE—
I LOVE—JULIE BROWN.Copy !req
464. W-WOW,
THIS IS NEAT.Copy !req
465. WE'VE GOT ONE OF
THESE AT MY HOUSE.Copy !req
466. GUESS WHO WE MET.Copy !req
467. WE MET DAVID ALAN GRIER.Copy !req
468. OH, REALLY?
YEAH.Copy !req
469. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY,Copy !req
470. BECAUSE WE HAVE 2 VERY
NICE SECURITY GUARDSCopy !req
471. THAT WE'D LIKE TO
INTRODUCE YOU TO.Copy !req
472. THEY'RE THE GUYS.Copy !req
473. THAT'S THE GUY
WHO TOOK A SHOWER
IN MY SUIT.Copy !req
474. NICE CHATTING WITH
YOU, MS. BROWN.Copy !req
475. COME ON, KEL.
WE GOTTA GO!Copy !req
476. DAVID ALAN GRIER,
CAN I GET YOUR
AUTOGRAPH?Copy !req
477. OH, I'M GONNA GIVE
YOU AN AUTOGRAPH...Copy !req
478. RIGHT UPSIDE
YOUR NECK!Copy !req
479. MAN, I'M GLAD WE
MADE THIS PLANE.Copy !req
480. YEAH, THAT WAS REALLY
NICE OF THOSE COPSCopy !req
481. TO DRIVE US
ALL THE WAY HERE.Copy !req
482. YEP. TOO BAD WE'RE
NOT EVER ALLOWED IN
HOLLYWOOD AGAIN.Copy !req
483. HEY, FORGET HOLLYWOOD.
ME, I'M JUST GLADCopy !req
484. WE'RE GOING TO
THE ORANGE SODA FEST.Copy !req
485. HERE WE COME,
AMSTERBURG!
WHOOOO!Copy !req
486. WELCOME
ABOARD FLIGHT 223,Copy !req
487. NON-STOP TO PARIS, FRANCE.Copy !req
488. WE HOPE YOU ENJOY
YOUR FLIGHT.Copy !req
489. THANK YOU.Copy !req
490. THANK YOU.Copy !req
491. WELL, THAT'S
THE END OF OUR
HOLLYWOOD ADVENTURE.Copy !req
492. DID YOU ALL HAVE
A GOOD TIME?Copy !req
493. WHAT'S WRONG, KEL?Copy !req
494. WELL, I'M SAD BECAUSE
WE DIDN'T GET TO GOCopy !req
495. TO THE ORANGE SODA FEST.Copy !req
496. WELL, WE GOT TO
SEE HOLLYWOOD,Copy !req
497. AND YOU GOT TO MEET
DAVID ALAN GRIER,Copy !req
498. AND WE GOT TO BE ON
THE JULIE BROWN SHOW.Copy !req
499. WE EVEN GOT TO
SEE PARIS.Copy !req
500. I KNOW, BUT WE
DIDN'T GET TO RIDE
THE ORANGE SODA RIDE,Copy !req
501. AND WE DIDN'T GET TO SWIM
IN ORANGE SODA POOL.Copy !req
502. WELL, MY PARENTS
AND SISTER DID,Copy !req
503. AND THEY'RE STILL
STAINED ORANGE
FROM IT.Copy !req
504. THEY'RE SO LUCKY.Copy !req
505. YOU KNOW WHAT, KEL?Copy !req
506. I COULD GET USED TO
THIS TRAVELING THING.Copy !req
507. WHY DON'T YOU GRAB
A CAMEL, A TENT,
AND THE CAMERA CREWCopy !req
508. AND MEET ME
IN MOZAMBIQUE.Copy !req
509. NOW COME ON, EILEEN!Copy !req
510. BUT KENAN,
I DON'T WANNA TRAVEL!Copy !req
511. I'M TIRED! I WANNA
GO ON VACATION!Copy !req
512. AWWWW, HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
513. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
514. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
515. WHY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y?Copy !req