1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. THANK YOU-AH!Copy !req
3. AND WELCOME TO
THE SECOND HALFCopy !req
4. OF THE KENAN
AND KELSHOW.Copy !req
5. YOU KNOW, IF YOU
WERE MY MAMA,Copy !req
6. YOU WOULD HAVE
NAMED ME KENAN!Copy !req
7. AND IF YOU WAS
KENAN'S MAMA,Copy !req
8. YOU'D PROBABLY NAME
ME KEL-L-L-L-L-L.Copy !req
9. WOW. LAST WEEK'S EPISODE
SURE WAS EXCITING.Copy !req
10. I MEAN, WE GOT ON
THE WRONG PLANECopy !req
11. AND ENDED UP
STRANDED IN HOLLYWOOD
ALL BY OURSELVES.Copy !req
12. THEN WE BECAME BIG
HOLLYWOOD MOVIE STARSCopy !req
13. BUT WE SPENT ALL OF OUR
MONEY ON ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
14. SO WE ENDED UP ON
THE STREETS, ALL COLD,Copy !req
15. HANGING WITH THE PENGUINS
IN THE STREET—Copy !req
16. WADDLE, WADDLE,
CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY?Copy !req
17. KEL, THAT'S NOT
WHAT HAPPENED.Copy !req
18. IT DIDN'T?Copy !req
19. NO. THIS WILL
REFRESH YOUR MEMORY.Copy !req
20. COME ON. COME ON,
LITTLE MONITOR.Copy !req
21. WOW.Copy !req
22. SO, HERE'S
THE EASY QUESTION.Copy !req
23. WHERE DO THE ROCKMORES
WANT TO GO ON THEIR VACATION?Copy !req
24. AMSTERBURG.Copy !req
25. NO!Copy !req
26. OH, SO YOU GOT
THE HIGH SCORE.
BIG WHOOP.Copy !req
27. BIG WHOOP.Copy !req
28. THAT'S RIGHT, BIG WHOOP.
NOW GET BACK TO WORK.Copy !req
29. COME ON, CHRIS.
THIS IS LIKE THE
HIGHEST SCORE EVER.Copy !req
30. NOBODY'S EVER GONNA
BEAT THAT SCORE.Copy !req
31. OH, PLEASE.
HOW HARD CAN IT BE?Copy !req
32. OH, AND REMEMBER, CHRIS.
I'M LEAVING TOMORROW MORNING
AND I'LL BE BACK IN A WEEK.Copy !req
33. ALL RIGHT, KENAN.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.Copy !req
34. I HOPE THAT KENAN AND
KEL DON'T MISS THE PLANE.Copy !req
35. I HOPE KENAN DOESN'T
MISS THE PLANE.Copy !req
36. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF.Copy !req
37. EXCUSE ME. I BELIEVE I
JUST HEARD THE PILOT SAYCopy !req
38. THAT THIS PLANE WAS
HEADED FOR HOLLYWOOD.Copy !req
39. THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO BE HOLLYWOOD,
AMSTERBURG, WOULD IT?Copy !req
40. THIS PLANE IS
GOING TO HOLLYWOOD,
CALIFORNIA.Copy !req
41. OH, MAN, KEL. WE'RE
ON THE WRONG PLANE!Copy !req
42. RIGBY'S.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
43. CHRIS. HEY, MAN,
IT'S KENAN.Copy !req
44. KEL AND I ARE
IN HOLLYWOOD.Copy !req
45. MAN, WE GOT ON
THE WRONG PLANE.Copy !req
46. YOU INTERRUPTED
MY GAME FOR THAT?Copy !req
47. DON'T CALL ME AGAIN
UNLESS IT'S IMPORTANT!Copy !req
48. BUT—CHRI—Copy !req
49. WHAT?Copy !req
50. CHRIS, THIS IS SHIRL.
HAVE YOU HEARD FROM KENAN?Copy !req
51. YEAH. HE GOT ON
THE WRONG PLANE
AND HE'S STUCK
IN HOLLYWOOD.Copy !req
52. NOW PLEASE
LEAVE ME ALONE.Copy !req
53. I'VE ALMOST GOT
THE HIGH SCORE!Copy !req
54. WELL, THE NEXT FLIGHT TO
AMSTERBURG IS AT 11.Copy !req
55. WELL, THAT'S ONLY
A FEW HOURS FROM NOW.Copy !req
56. NO—NO—NO.
11 TONIGHT.Copy !req
57. THAT'S A FEW
HOURS PLUS...Copy !req
58. 12 MORE HOURS
FROM NOW.Copy !req
59. WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO DO FOR ALL
THOSE HOURS?Copy !req
60. I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
61. WELL, I WANT TO MEET
SOME CELEBRITIES,Copy !req
62. AND DAVID ALAN GRIER
LIVES IN HOLLYWOOD.Copy !req
63. HEY, YOU GUYS WANNA
COME SEE A TAPING OF
THE JULIE BROWN SHOW?Copy !req
64. UH, WELL, WE GOTTA
CATCH A PLANE AT 11.Copy !req
65. DO YOU THINK WE'LL HAVE TIME?Copy !req
66. SURE. SHOW SHOOTS AT 4,
YOU'LL BE OUT BY 6.Copy !req
67. WHAT DO YOU SAY, KEL?
IT'D BE KINDA FUN.Copy !req
68. AH, I DON'T KNOW...Copy !req
69. TONIGHT'S GUEST
IS GONNA BE
DAVID ALAN GRIER.Copy !req
70. AH! DAVID ALAN GRIER!Copy !req
71. OH, MAN, THAT
EXPLAINED A LOT.Copy !req
72. I REMEMBER ALL OF THAT.Copy !req
73. GOOD. NOW
COME ON, CRUNCHY!Copy !req
74. WE'VE GOT
AN ADVENTURE
TO CONCLUDE.Copy !req
75. HEH HEH HEH.Copy !req
76. HEY, KENAN. WHERE'D
YOU DISAPPEAR TO?Copy !req
77. UH, KENAN? ARE
WE STILL GOING TO
THE ORANGE SODA FEST?Copy !req
78. KENAN? AWWW,
HERE IT GOES, PART 2.Copy !req
79. KEL! KEL!Copy !req
80. COME ON, KEL.Copy !req
81. YOU GONNA MEET
DAVID ALAN—Copy !req
82. HEY, HEY. HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?Copy !req
83. GUESS WHO I'M GONNA MEET?Copy !req
84. DAVID ALAN GRIER.Copy !req
85. HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
YOU MUST BE PSYCHIC.Copy !req
86. HOW MANY FINGERS
AM I HOLDING UP?Copy !req
87. 4. NOW WILL YOU PLEASE—Copy !req
88. A-HA! TOLD YOU.
HE'S PSYCHIC!
HE'S PSYCHIC!Copy !req
89. I'M SORRY ABOUT
HIM. HE'S KEL.Copy !req
90. IF YOU KNEW HIM,
THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE.Copy !req
91. I DON'T WANNA KNOW HIM.Copy !req
92. WELL, CAN I GO IN AND
MEET DAVID ALAN GRIER?Copy !req
93. NO.Copy !req
94. BUT I WANNA MEET
DAVID ALAN GRIER.Copy !req
95. READ MY LIPS—NO.Copy !req
96. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
READ YOUR LIPS, HUH?Copy !req
97. YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING
WRITTEN ON IT.Copy !req
98. HOW CAN ANYBODY READ
YOUR LIPS WHEN THERE'S
NOTHING WRITTEN ON IT?Copy !req
99. KEL! LET GO OF
THE MAN'S LIPS.
HUH?Copy !req
100. LET GO OF
THE MAN'S LIPS.
WHAT?Copy !req
101. LET GO OF HIS LIPS. OH, OK.Copy !req
102. I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS.
ACTUALLY, I'M NOT
EVEN WITH HIM.Copy !req
103. WHO ARE YOU, STRANGER?Copy !req
104. CAN I SEE YOUR
TICKETS, PLEASE?Copy !req
105. YEAH.
OH, TICKETS...Copy !req
106. IT'S HAPPENING.Copy !req
107. YOU... ACCIDENTALLY
RIPPED UP THE TICKETS.Copy !req
108. THAT WAS ACCIDENT.
LET ME GET IT.Copy !req
109. ALL RIGHT, YEAH.
YOU DROPPED 'EM—Copy !req
110. ACTUALLY, KEL,
I DON'T THINK THAT
WAS AN ACCIDENT.Copy !req
111. THAT'S RIGHT.
NOW TAKE YOUR ANNOYING
FRIEND AND GET OUT.Copy !req
112. BUT—WE WANNA SEE
THE JULIE BROWN SHOW.Copy !req
113. YEAH. I WANNA MEET
DAVID ALAN GRIER.Copy !req
114. YEAH, CAN WE
WATCH THE SHOW,
MR. SECURITY GUARD,
PLEASE?Copy !req
115. BEAT IT.Copy !req
116. BUT...Copy !req
117. HE JUST—Copy !req
118. COME ON, MAN.Copy !req
119. OUT!Copy !req
120. AW, MAN!Copy !req
121. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, MAN.Copy !req
122. I THINK WE CAN
FIND ANOTHER WAY
INTO THAT STUDIO.Copy !req
123. OOH, YEAH. YOU KNOW,
WE CAN DRESS UP
AS BIRDS,Copy !req
124. AND THEN GET INTO
A HELICOPTER.Copy !req
125. LET THE HELICOPTER
LAND ON THE ROOF.Copy !req
126. I WAS JUST THINKING
MAYBE WE'D FIND
A BACK DOOR OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
127. CRAZY, BUT IT
JUST MIGHT WORK.Copy !req
128. HEY!Copy !req
129. THERE'S OUR TICKET TO
THE JULIE BROWN SHOW
RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
130. HEH HEH HEH.Copy !req
131. THAT'S NOT A TICKET.
THAT'S A DOOR.Copy !req
132. MAN, JUST HELP ME
GET OVER THE FENCE.Copy !req
133. ALL RIGHT,
I'M RIGHT ON IT.
THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
134. WAIT, WAIT, KEL.
DON'T—Copy !req
135. KENAN.
HUH?Copy !req
136. CATCH ME!Copy !req
137. AHHHHHH!Copy !req
138. WHOO! THAT WAS FUN.
LET'S DO IT AGAIN.Copy !req
139. NEVER MIND.Copy !req
140. COME ON, LET'S
JUST GET INSIDE.Copy !req
141. OH. "GUARD DOG
ON DUTY. BEWARE."Copy !req
142. WHY WOULD THEY BE
TELLING THE GUARD
DOG TO BEWARE?Copy !req
143. I MEAN,
DOGS CAN'T READ.NO, KEL—Copy !req
144. UNLESS IT'S A SUPER
INTELLIGENT GUARD DOGCopy !req
145. CREATED IN A GOVERNMENT
EXPERIMENT GONE BAD!Copy !req
146. KEL, THE SIGN ISN'T
TELLING THE DOG TO BEWARE,Copy !req
147. IT'S TELLING US TO
BEWARE OF THE DOG.Copy !req
148. NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE THE DOG SHOWS UP.Copy !req
149. AH! BAD DOG!Copy !req
150. BIG, BIG,
BIG MEAN DOG.Copy !req
151. MAN, THAT DOG IS
NOT THAT MEAN. LOOK.Copy !req
152. AHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
153. BIG DOG! BIG DOG!
OH, A BIG DOG!Copy !req
154. OH, MY GOODNESS.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
OH! OH!Copy !req
155. OH, MAN WE'RE TRAPPED.Copy !req
156. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M
ABOUT TO SAY THIS,Copy !req
157. BUT I'D RATHER BE
AT THE ORANGE SODA FEST.Copy !req
158. I KNOW YOUR FAMILY'S
HAVING SO MUCH FUN.Copy !req
159. OH, MAN. THIS VACATION
COULDN'T BE ANY WORSE.Copy !req
160. I WISH KEL WERE HERE.Copy !req
161. OK, I GUESS IT COULD
BE A LITTLE WORSE.Copy !req
162. LISTEN, LET'S JUST
OPEN UP THE WINDOW
AND GET SOME AIR, OK?Copy !req
163. OK, LET'S SEE—Copy !req
164. NICE VIEW.Copy !req
165. NOW WHO COULD THAT BE?Copy !req
166. WHOA!Copy !req
167. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?Copy !req
168. KEL INVITED US.Copy !req
169. HE SAID WE COULD
ALL STAY HERE.Copy !req
170. KEL'S NOT EVEN HERE!Copy !req
171. Visitors, chanting:
ORANGE... SODA FEST!Copy !req
172. AW, MAN, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
173. I GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
174. GET OUT OF MY—
THAT'S MY WALLET.Copy !req
175. I KNOW. IT'S PART
OF THE PLAN.Copy !req
176. HEY, DOG. HERE'S $5.00.
LEAVE US ALONE!Copy !req
177. AWWWWW, DIDN'T WORK.Copy !req
178. NO IT DIDN'T!
THAT WAS MY $5.00!Copy !req
179. HERE'S 20. DON'T GIVE HIM THE 20—Copy !req
180. GIVE ME MY WALLET, MAN.Copy !req
181. $25.Copy !req
182. YOU GOT 50?
NO!Copy !req
183. LET ME SEE IF ONE OF
THESE WINDOWS IS OPEN.Copy !req
184. OH!Copy !req
185. HA! THIS IS OPEN.
COME ON, LET'S GO.Copy !req
186. WELL, SO WHAT. I'VE
SEEN A LOT OF OPEN
WINDOWS IN MY LIFE.Copy !req
187. WHAT'S SO GOOD
ABOUT THIS ONE?Copy !req
188. IT LEADS INTO THE STUDIO,Copy !req
189. NOW GET YOURSELF
IN THE WINDOW.Copy !req
190. YO! SORRY.Copy !req
191. ALL RIGHT. WHEW!Copy !req
192. WE'RE IN! WE'RE IN!Copy !req
193. WE GOT IN!Copy !req
194. SHHH! STOP SHOUTING!Copy !req
195. BUT IF I WHISPER,
HOW CAN ANYBODY
HEAR ME?Copy !req
196. WE DON'T WANT NOBODY
TO HEAR YOU, MAN.Copy !req
197. YOU GOTTA BE QUIET OR
WE'RE GONNA GET KICKED OUT.Copy !req
198. Oh, OK. I got it.
Shhhh.Copy !req
199. LET'S GO!Copy !req
200. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME DOING
THE JULIE BROWN SHOW.Copy !req
201. LOOK. IT'S BILL BELLAMY.Copy !req
202. WHAT?Copy !req
203. OH, MY GOD. OH!
HEY! HEY!Copy !req
204. BILL!
NO!
BILL!Copy !req
205. NOT YOU GUYS!Copy !req
206. MAN, BILL BELLAMY.
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN
YOU CAME TO CHICAGOCopy !req
207. AND YOU CAME INTO A
STORE CALLED RIGBY'SCopy !req
208. AND WE MADE YOU
TAKE A PICTURE WITH
EVERYBODY IN OUR
SCHOOL? REMEMBER?Copy !req
209. YEAH, I REMEMBER.
THAT'S WHY I SAID,
"OH, NO! NOT YOU GUYS!"Copy !req
210. DO YOU MISS US?
DO YOU MISS US?
DO YOU MISS US?Copy !req
211. GET OFF ME—
NO, NOT REALLY.Copy !req
212. UH, DO YOU MIND IF
I GET A LITTLE SPACE?Copy !req
213. I NEED TO BE ALONE.Copy !req
214. OH, NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
215. HEY, HEY. YOU ALL
HEARD BILL BELLAMY.Copy !req
216. HE SAID GET OUT.
HE SAID LEAVE.Copy !req
217. I DID NOT WANT
YOU GUYS TO GET—Copy !req
218. GET OUT! OUT! OUT!Copy !req
219. SEE YOU AGAIN SOON.Copy !req
220. HEY, LET'S DO LUNCH.Copy !req
221. AWWWW.
THERE THEY GO AGAIN.Copy !req
222. ALL RIGHT, NOW, IF
I WAS DAVID ALAN GRIER,
WHERE WOULD I BE?Copy !req
223. HUH? WHERE WOULD
I BE—WHA—?Copy !req
224. KEL, PLEASE.
DON'T MAKE A SCENE.Copy !req
225. AHHHHHH!
ORANGE SODA!Copy !req
226. OH, YOU'RE
MAKING A SCENE.Copy !req
227. YES! OHHHHH!
OHHHHHH!Copy !req
228. WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
229. KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
230. AND IT'S TRUE! I DO!Copy !req
231. I DO! I DO! I DO!Copy !req
232. ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
NOW, KEL, BE QUIET.Copy !req
233. SHHH. PLEASE. THANK YOU.Copy !req
234. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
235. BUT WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?Copy !req
236. DRINKING ORANGE SODA.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?Copy !req
237. ARE YOU GUYS
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE?Copy !req
238. YEAH—UH—HE'S, UH,
DAVID ALAN GRIER'S...Copy !req
239. PERSONAL HAIRDRESSER.
YEAH. H-HE DRESSES THE HAIR.Copy !req
240. WELL, WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
241. I'M HIS HAIRDRESSER.Copy !req
242. AND THAT HAIRCUT
YOU GOT ON YOUR HEAD
DOES NOTHING FOR YA.Copy !req
243. THIS ISN'T A CUT.Copy !req
244. I'M BALD.Copy !req
245. SO YOU HAVE
TO KEEP THAT?Copy !req
246. YOU KNOW WHAT? UH—
IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO
GET TO DAVID ALAN GRIERCopy !req
247. SO HE CAN DRESS THE—
ON TIME,Copy !req
248. SO DO YOU KNOW
WHERE HE MIGHT BE?Copy !req
249. PROBABLY I-IN
THE MAKEUP ROOM.Copy !req
250. IT'S RIGHT OVER
THAT WAY.Copy !req
251. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
COME ON, KEL.Copy !req
252. HEY, DAVID ALAN GRIER.
OH, GOOD TO SEE YA.Copy !req
253. AH, IT'S JUST
BRITNEY SPEARS.Copy !req
254. KEL! THAT'S
BRITNEY SPEARS!Copy !req
255. YOU'RE BRITNEY SPEARS!
DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?Copy !req
256. BRITNEY SPEARS?Copy !req
257. KENAN, IT'S
BRITNEY SPEARS!Copy !req
258. WOW, I CAN'T
BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
259. WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT I'M MEETING YOU.Copy !req
260. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
I'M MEETING YOU.Copy !req
261. HUGE FAN. HUGE FAN.
WROTE YOU LOTS OF LETTERS.Copy !req
262. PROBABLY TOO BUSY
TO WRITE BACK,
BIG SUPERSTAR AND ALL.Copy !req
263. COULD I GET AN AUTOGRAPH
HERE, ON MY ARM?Copy !req
264. OR MARRY ME.
I'D MAKE A GREAT HUSBAND.Copy !req
265. OOH. BRITNEY SPEARS—Copy !req
266. IS HE OK?Copy !req
267. OH, YEAH. HE ALWAYS
PASSES OUT WHEN HE
MEETS BRITNEY SPEARS.Copy !req
268. OK, WELL, LOOK. HOW
DID YOU GUYS GET HERE?Copy !req
269. OH, UH... UH...Copy !req
270. I'M THE HAIRDRESSER.Copy !req
271. OH, YOU'RE
THE HAIRDRESSER.
YEAH.Copy !req
272. OH, I'VE BEEN
WONDERING WHEN YOU
WERE GONNA GET HERE.Copy !req
273. YOU WERE?Copy !req
274. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK MY HAIR'S
COMPLETELY FINE.Copy !req
275. I JUST NEED, LIKE,
SOME HAIR SPRAY.Copy !req
276. S-SOME HAIR SPRAY?
ALL RIGHT, LOOK.Copy !req
277. WHO'S THE HAIRDRESSER
HERE, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
278. OK, I DON'T GO TELLING
YOU HOW TO DO YOUR JOB.Copy !req
279. NOW I'M GONNA
MAKE YOU LOOK LIKECopy !req
280. A TEENAGE SINGING
SUPERSTAR.Copy !req
281. WELL, I KIND OF
ALREADY AM.Copy !req
282. HUH! SHHH. I HAVE
TO CONCENTRATE.Copy !req
283. OK, LEAN BACK FOR ME.
MMM, THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
284. MM-HMM.Copy !req
285. TEEN SCENE. SUPERSTAR.Copy !req
286. I DON'T KNOW WHAT—
CAME OVER ME! KEL!Copy !req
287. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
288. I THOUGHT BRITNEY
WOULD LOOK NICE WITH
SOME GREEN HIGHLIGHTS.Copy !req
289. DID YOU SAY
GREEN HIGHLIGHTS?Copy !req
290. UH, NO, NO.Copy !req
291. HE SAID, UH, IT'S BETTER...
TO LIVE... IN THE GOOD LIFE.Copy !req
292. COME ON, KEL.
WE GOTTA GO.Copy !req
293. UM—UH—I'LL WRITE TO YOU.Copy !req
294. MAN, WE GOTTA
GET OUT OF HERECopy !req
295. BEFORE BRITNEY SEES WHAT
YOU DID TO HER HAIR.Copy !req
296. TOO LATE.
COME ON.Copy !req
297. WAIT—WAIT.
I CAN FIX IT.Copy !req
298. KEL! YOU'RE NOT
REALLY A HAIRDRESSER.Copy !req
299. OH, YEAH.
COME ON!Copy !req
300. OK, I THINK WE'RE OK.Copy !req
301. SEE ANYBODY BEHIND US?Copy !req
302. NO, NOBODY THAT WAY,
NOBODY THIS WAY,Copy !req
303. NOBODY—OH, WAIT—
I GOT ALL TWIST—Copy !req
304. OW!Copy !req
305. WOW. WELL, AT LEAST
I THINK WE'RE SAFE NOW.Copy !req
306. COME ON, GET UP.Copy !req
307. THEY DRANK ALL
THE ORANGE SODASCopy !req
308. AND THEY RUINED
BRITNEY SPEARS' HAIR.Copy !req
309. I'VE DEALT WITH
THESE GUYS BEFORE.
TAKE IT FROM ME.Copy !req
310. IT'S ONLY GONNA
GET WORSE.Copy !req
311. DON'T YOU WORRY.
WE'LL GET 'EM.Copy !req
312. KEL, LOOK. YOU SEE
THE SIGN ON THIS DOOR?Copy !req
313. "DAVID ALAN GRIER".Copy !req
314. KENAN, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS?Copy !req
315. SOMEBODY NAMED
THAT DOOR
DAVID ALAN GRIER.Copy !req
316. NO, KEL. IT MEANS THAT
THIS IS HIS DRESSING ROOM.Copy !req
317. DAVID ALAN GRIER'S
PROBABLY RIGHT ONCopy !req
318. THE OTHER SIDE
OF THIS DOOR.Copy !req
319. REALLY?
DAVID ALAN GRIER,
I'M COMING!Copy !req
320. KEL, DON'T GO IN THERE!
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
GO IN THERE!Copy !req
321. AW, HE'S GOIN' IN THERE.Copy !req
322. DAVID ALAN GRIER!
I'M HERE!Copy !req
323. YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
I'M HERE! DAVID?Copy !req
324. KEL, DON'T GO IN THE—
OH, HE WENT IN.Copy !req
325. OH, GOOD. DAVID ALAN GRIER
IS NOT IN HERE.Copy !req
326. COME ON, KEL. YOU KNOW
WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
BE IN HERE. LET'S GO.Copy !req
327. LOOK, KENAN.Copy !req
328. DAVID ALAN GRIER'S
COUCH.Copy !req
329. DAVID ALAN GRIER'S
GARBAGE!Copy !req
330. DON'T LOOK IN
THE MAN'S GARBAGE.
IT'S GARBAGE.Copy !req
331. WHA—DAVID ALAN
GRIER'S TV.Copy !req
332. I WONDER IF IT WORKS
LIKE A REGULAR TV.Copy !req
333. AND THAT'S WHY
THEY CALL IT BUTTER.Copy !req
334. WELL, ANYWAY, GUYS,
WE'VE GOT A GREAT
SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.Copy !req
335. A YOUNG LADY WHO'S GOT
THE HEARTS PUMPING
ALL OVER THE WORLD,Copy !req
336. THE GORGEOUS AND THE LOVELY
AND THE TALENTEDCopy !req
337. BRITNEY SPEARS
WILL BE PERFORMING.Copy !req
338. ALSO, WE'RE GOING TO
HEAR WHAT BILL BELLAMY
HAS TO SAY,Copy !req
339. SO, LISTEN.Copy !req
340. AND WE'RE ALSO
GONNA HEAR FROMCopy !req
341. THE VERY, VERY FUNNY
DAVID ALAN GRIER!Copy !req
342. OH, MAN. THAT'S WHY
DAVID ALAN GRIER'S
NOT HERE.Copy !req
343. HE'S ON
THE JULIE BROWN SHOW.Copy !req
344. KEL. WE'RE AT THE
JULIE BROWN SHOW.
THAT'S HERE.Copy !req
345. YOU'RE WATCHING
THE SHOW THAT THEY'RE
SHOOTING RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
346. WELL, IF THEY'RE HERE,
THEN WHERE ARE WE?Copy !req
347. WE'RE HERE TOO.
SEE? US? HERE?Copy !req
348. OH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H.Copy !req
349. HEY, LOOK.
DAVID ALAN GRIER'S
CLOTHES.Copy !req
350. MAN. THE JULIE BROWN SHOW.Copy !req
351. BOY, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
CHRIS IS GONNA BE SO JEALOUS.Copy !req
352. HE AND MOTHER ARE BIG
JULIE BROWN FANS.Copy !req
353. YOU SHOULD CALL HIM
ON DAVID ALAN GRIER'S
PHONE.Copy !req
354. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK I WILL.Copy !req
355. HE MIGHT GET MAD
BUT I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
356. HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
357. TAKE THAT!
TAKE THAT!Copy !req
358. HA HA HA. OH! OH!
YOU WANT A PIECE OF
CHRIS POTTER, DO YA?Copy !req
359. GET IN LINE, PUNK!
HA HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
360. OH—OH—OH—OH!
NO, NO, NO!
HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
361. EXCUSE ME. CAN
SOMEONE RING US UP?Copy !req
362. WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?Copy !req
363. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M
TRYING TO PLAY A GAME?Copy !req
364. BUT I JUST THOUGHT—Copy !req
365. GET OUT OF HERE! SCRAM!
GET OUT OF MY STORE!Copy !req
366. OOH HOO HOO HOO HOO.
YES! YES! NO!Copy !req
367. OH, YEAH—YEAH—YEAH!
WE GOT IT! WE GOT IT!Copy !req
368. WHEE—OH—OH—OH, SORRY.Copy !req
369. OH! OH! STOPPED HIM AGAIN.Copy !req
370. HA HA HA HA HA.
OOOOOOOH!Copy !req
371. HUH. THAT'S FUNNY.Copy !req
372. NO ONE ANSWERED
THE PHONE.Copy !req
373. KENAN. I CAN'T GET
THIS SHIRT ON.Copy !req
374. HELP!Copy !req
375. KEL! KEL! STOP!Copy !req
376. THAT'S THE MAN'S PANTS.Copy !req
377. OH.Copy !req
378. YOU KNOW, THEY DO
FIT BETTER THIS WAY.Copy !req
379. IMAGINE THAT.Copy !req
380. EXCUSE ME. IS MY SUIT
READY FOR THE SHOW?Copy !req
381. YES, SIR, MR. GRIER.
IT'S HANGING IN
YOUR ROOM.Copy !req
382. GOOD TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
383. THERE'S NO SUIT IN HERE.Copy !req
384. OH!Copy !req
385. LET ME SEE!
LET ME SEE!Copy !req
386. QUICK,
HE'S COMING. HIDE!Copy !req
387. HIDE IN
THE TOILET.Copy !req
388. THAT'S A BAD IDEA, MAN.Copy !req
389. WELL, YOU GOT
A BETTER IDEA?
HUH, GENIUS?Copy !req
390. JUST COME ON.
OK.Copy !req
391. YES!Copy !req
392. AHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
393. AHHHHHH!
AHHHHHH!Copy !req
394. HA HA HA HA.
DAVID—YOU NAKED.Copy !req
395. HA HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
396. THANK YOU—
OH-H-H-H NO!Copy !req
397. OH, MAN!Copy !req
398. UH, SO MR. GRIER—
UH, SO DAVID ALAN—Copy !req
399. THIS IS NOT WHAT IT
LOOKS LIKE, BECAUSE, UH...Copy !req
400. WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'RE NOT
DAVID ALAN GRIER.Copy !req
401. YES, I AM.Copy !req
402. NO, YOU'RE NOT!Copy !req
403. YES, I AM!Copy !req
404. THAT IS NOT
DAVID ALAN GRIER.Copy !req
405. YES, IT IS.Copy !req
406. HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
407. THAT IS REAL FUNNY,Copy !req
408. THIS WHOLE TIME,
I THOUGHT
DAVID ALAN GRIERCopy !req
409. WAS THAT GUY WHO SINGS
HIT ME BABY ONE
MORE TIME.Copy !req
410. THAT'S
BRITNEY SPEARS.Copy !req
411. YEAH, YOU KNOW,
BRITNEY SPEARS?
WE JUST MET HER DOWNSTAIRS.Copy !req
412. YOU TURNED HER HAIR GREEN.Copy !req
413. OH! THAT WAS HER?Copy !req
414. MAN, THIS WHOLE TIME
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
BRITNEY SPEARS.Copy !req
415. YOU KNOW, I GET
THAT ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
416. WELL, THEN, UH...
WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
417. HE'S DAVID ALAN GRIER, MAN!Copy !req
418. YOU KNOW, THE STAR OF
IN LIVING COLOR,Copy !req
419. BLANKMAN, JUMANJI—Copy !req
420. BOOMERANG.
BOOMERANG.Copy !req
421. OH, MAN, I LOVE
YOUR FILMS, MAN!
YOU'RE FUNNY.Copy !req
422. THANKS A LOT MAN,
YOU KNOW...Copy !req
423. MAN, WHAT YOU
DOIN' UP IN HERECopy !req
424. AND IN MY SUIT,
ALL WET?Copy !req
425. YOU KNOW,
I CAN EXPLAIN THAT—Copy !req
426. YOU KNOW WHO
YOU'RE GONNA BE
EXPLAINING IT TO?Copy !req
427. SECURITY!Copy !req
428. NO, NO,
NOT SECURITY!Copy !req
429. YOU KNOW, I LOVED
YOU IN JUMANJI.Copy !req
430. IT WAS GREAT.Copy !req
431. AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
432. HEY!Copy !req
433. HOW YOU DOIN'?Copy !req
434. HOW YOU DOIN',
SHADE OF THE GRAY.
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
435. I'M DAVID
ALAN GRIER'S
CLOSE FRIEND.Copy !req
436. AND I THOUGHT THAT—Copy !req
437. THERE THEY ARE!Copy !req
438. GET 'EM!Copy !req
439. COME ON, KEL!Copy !req
440. KEL! QUICK!
THROUGH THIS DOOR!Copy !req
441. NO, NO, KENAN. WE CAN'T.
IT SAYS "STAFF ONLY".Copy !req
442. AND WE'RE NOT STAFF.Copy !req
443. WOULD YOU JUST COME ON!Copy !req
444. OOMPH!
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
445. WELL, I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE ALL HEARD
ABOUT THIS,Copy !req
446. BUT THERE IS ACTUALLY
A BIG ORANGE SODA
CELEBRATIONCopy !req
447. THAT HAPPENS EVERY
YEAR AROUND THIS TIME,Copy !req
448. AND WE WERE LUCKY
ENOUGH TO FINDCopy !req
449. A PHOTO FROM THIS
YEAR'S FESTIVAL.Copy !req
450. LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT THIS.Copy !req
451. HMM. LOOK AT THIS GUY.
LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD BECopy !req
452. SPENDING LESS TIME
AT ORANGE SODA FESTCopy !req
453. AND MORE TIME
AT WIG FEST.Copy !req
454. OK, KEL. I THINK
WE LOST 'EM.Copy !req
455. NO, WE DIDN'T
THEY'RE RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
456. COME ON, QUICK.
BEHIND THESE CURTAINS.Copy !req
457. DON'T WORRY, KEL.Copy !req
458. I DON'T THINK ANYBODY
GONNA FIND US OUT HERE.Copy !req
459. AHHHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
460. WELL, IT SEEMS WE HAVE
A BIG SURPRISE FOR EVERYONE,Copy !req
461. INCLUDING MYSELF.Copy !req
462. PLEASE WELCOME MY
VERY SPECIAL GUESTS...Copy !req
463. TWO COMPLETE STRANGERS.Copy !req
464. JULIE BROWN!
OOOH! OOOOH!Copy !req
465. OH, JULIE—
OH, JULIE—Copy !req
466. I'M KENAN AND
THAT'S KEL—Copy !req
467. I LOVE—
I LOVE—JULIE BROWN.Copy !req
468. W-WOW,
THIS IS NEAT.Copy !req
469. WE'VE GOT ONE OF
THESE AT MY HOUSE.Copy !req
470. GUESS WHO WE MET.Copy !req
471. WE MET DAVID ALAN GRIER.Copy !req
472. OH, REALLY?
YEAH.Copy !req
473. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY,Copy !req
474. BECAUSE WE HAVE 2 VERY
NICE SECURITY GUARDSCopy !req
475. THAT WE'D LIKE TO
INTRODUCE YOU TO.Copy !req
476. THEY'RE THE GUYS.Copy !req
477. THAT'S THE GUY
WHO TOOK A SHOWER
IN MY SUIT.Copy !req
478. NICE CHATTING WITH
YOU, MS. BROWN.Copy !req
479. COME ON, KEL.
WE GOTTA GO!Copy !req
480. DAVID ALAN GRIER,
CAN I GET YOUR
AUTOGRAPH?Copy !req
481. OH, I'M GONNA GIVE
YOU AN AUTOGRAPH...Copy !req
482. RIGHT UPSIDE
YOUR NECK!Copy !req
483. MAN, I'M GLAD WE
MADE THIS PLANE.Copy !req
484. YEAH, THAT WAS REALLY
NICE OF THOSE COPSCopy !req
485. TO DRIVE US
ALL THE WAY HERE.Copy !req
486. YEP. TOO BAD WE'RE
NOT EVER ALLOWED IN
HOLLYWOOD AGAIN.Copy !req
487. HEY, FORGET HOLLYWOOD.
ME, I'M JUST GLADCopy !req
488. WE'RE GOING TO
THE ORANGE SODA FEST.Copy !req
489. HERE WE COME,
AMSTERBURG!
WHOOOO!Copy !req
490. WELCOME
ABOARD FLIGHT 223,Copy !req
491. NON-STOP TO PARIS, FRANCE.Copy !req
492. WE HOPE YOU ENJOY
YOUR FLIGHT.Copy !req
493. THANK YOU.Copy !req
494. THANK YOU.Copy !req
495. WELL, THAT'S
THE END OF OUR
HOLLYWOOD ADVENTURE.Copy !req
496. DID YOU ALL HAVE
A GOOD TIME?Copy !req
497. WHAT'S WRONG, KEL?Copy !req
498. WELL, I'M SAD BECAUSE
WE DIDN'T GET TO GOCopy !req
499. TO THE ORANGE SODA FEST.Copy !req
500. WELL, WE GOT TO
SEE HOLLYWOOD,Copy !req
501. AND YOU GOT TO MEET
DAVID ALAN GRIER,Copy !req
502. AND WE GOT TO BE ON
THE JULIE BROWN SHOW.Copy !req
503. WE EVEN GOT TO
SEE PARIS.Copy !req
504. I KNOW, BUT WE
DIDN'T GET TO RIDE
THE ORANGE SODA RIDE,Copy !req
505. AND WE DIDN'T GET TO SWIM
IN ORANGE SODA POOL.Copy !req
506. WELL, MY PARENTS
AND SISTER DID,Copy !req
507. AND THEY'RE STILL
STAINED ORANGE
FROM IT.Copy !req
508. THEY'RE SO LUCKY.Copy !req
509. YOU KNOW WHAT, KEL?Copy !req
510. I COULD GET USED TO
THIS TRAVELING THING.Copy !req
511. WHY DON'T YOU GRAB
A CAMEL, A TENT,
AND THE CAMERA CREWCopy !req
512. AND MEET ME
IN MOZAMBIQUE.Copy !req
513. NOW COME ON, EILEEN!Copy !req
514. BUT KENAN,
I DON'T WANNA TRAVEL!Copy !req
515. I'M TIRED! I WANNA
GO ON VACATION!Copy !req
516. AWWWW, HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
517. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
518. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
519. WHY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y?Copy !req