1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON AND THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
3. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.Copy !req
4. THANK YOU! WELCOME
TO THE KENAN AND KEL
PROGRAM.Copy !req
5. YOU KNOW, IF THAT'S KEL,
WELL, THEN I MUST BE...Copy !req
6. KENAN!Copy !req
7. A-OOH! A-OOH! OOH!Copy !req
8. AND IF THAT'S KENAN,
THEN I MUST BE...Copy !req
9. I MUST BE...Copy !req
10. I MUST...Copy !req
11. I MUST BE KEL!Copy !req
12. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
13. WHOO!Copy !req
14. KEL...Copy !req
15. WHAT?Copy !req
16. WHY YOU GOT THAT
HAT ON YOUR HEAD?Copy !req
17. OH, BECAUSE, SEE,
I CAN'T WEAR IT ON MY FACE,
'CAUSE IT'LL FALL OFF.Copy !req
18. I MEAN, WHY ARE YOU
WEARING THAT HAT
IN THE FIRST PLACE?Copy !req
19. OH!Copy !req
20. WELL, I FIGURED
SINCE WE WERE GRADUATING
IN TONIGHT'S SHOW,Copy !req
21. I BETTER PRACTICE.Copy !req
22. OH. HOW YOU
PRACTICE GRADUATING?Copy !req
23. OH! LIKE THIS.Copy !req
24. I'M GRADUATING!Copy !req
25. OH!
OH!Copy !req
26. KEL, YOU BROKE
THE LAMP.Copy !req
27. I'M THE WORST
GRADUATE EVER.Copy !req
28. OH, DON'T BE SAD.
DON'T WORRY, MAN.Copy !req
29. IT'S OK. WE MIGHT
NOT GRADUATE TONIGHT
ANYWAY. HEH HEH.Copy !req
30. NOW, COME ON, FEEZY!
HA HA HA!Copy !req
31. HA HO!Copy !req
32. OH, WAIT A MINUTE, KENAN!Copy !req
33. UH, W-W-WE NOT
GONNA GRADUATE?Copy !req
34. W-W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
SHOULD I PRACTICE SOME MORE?Copy !req
35. KENAN! AAAHHH!
HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
36. YEAH. H-H-HEY!Copy !req
37. PUT THAT DOWN BEFORE
YOU BREAK SOMETHING!
THANK YOU.Copy !req
38. HI, KEL.Copy !req
39. OH! UH-HUH.Copy !req
40. UH, YEAH,
CAN I COME IN?Copy !req
41. YEAH, BUT FIRST
YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME
THE PASSWORD.Copy !req
42. HERE'S A HINT. THE
PASSWORD'S A KISS.Copy !req
43. OH! AH, NO TIME
FOR THE KISSY-FACE.
COME ON IN, BROTHER.Copy !req
44. WHAT'S UP, MAN?Copy !req
45. YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY OUT,
YOUNG LADY.Copy !req
46. NO, I'M NOT.Copy !req
47. YES, YOU ARE. THIS MEETING
IS FOR SENIORS ONLY.Copy !req
48. TOP SECRET. THAT MEANS
NO LITTLE SISTERS.Copy !req
49. BUT KENAN!Copy !req
50. SHOO!Copy !req
51. ALL RIGHT, NOW,
AS WE ALL KNOW, TOMORROW'S
THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL.Copy !req
52. AND EVERY YEAR THE SENIORS
GOT TO PULL OFF A BIG PRANK.Copy !req
53. NOW, ALL WE NEED
TO DO IS DECIDE WHAT
THE PRANK IS GONNA BE.Copy !req
54. I HAVE AN IDEA.Copy !req
55. YES, MARK?Copy !req
56. MY IDEA IS MAYBE WE
SHOULDN'T DO ANYTHING.Copy !req
57. OH, COME ON, MARK.
IT'S TRADITION.Copy !req
58. NOW, WE GOT TO DO
SOMETHING.Copy !req
59. YEAH, AND IT'S
PRINCIPAL HORN'S FIRST YEAR,Copy !req
60. SO WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING
REALLY SPECTACULARCopy !req
61. SO WE CAN LEAVE
OUR MARK ON THE SCHOOL.Copy !req
62. GOOD IDEA!Copy !req
63. WE'LL LEAVE MARK
ON TOP OF THE SCHOOL!Copy !req
64. HEY!Copy !req
65. KEL! KEL,
PUT HIM DOWN, MAN!Copy !req
66. AAH!Copy !req
67. PUT HIM DOWN!Copy !req
68. HEY, WHAT IF WE TAKE,
LIKE, 100 FROGSCopy !req
69. AND THEN JUST RELEASE
THEM INTO THE CAFETERIA,
HUH?Copy !req
70. HA HA HA! MAN,
THAT WOULD BE A HOOT!Copy !req
71. YEAH, THAT WAS A HOOT
WHEN THE SENIORS DID IT
LAST YEAR!Copy !req
72. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
73. ON BEHALF
OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM,Copy !req
74. I SAY WE PULVERIZE THE
LINCOLN HIGH COUGARS!Copy !req
75. WHOO! BEAT
THE COUGARS! YAY!Copy !req
76. OH, YEAH, RIGHT, SURE,Copy !req
77. NOW, BEATING THE COUGARS
WOULD BE GREAT,Copy !req
78. BUT, UM...
THAT'S REALLY NOT
SO MUCH OF A PRANK.Copy !req
79. I GOT IT!Copy !req
80. WE CAN REARRANGE ALL
THE FRESHMEN FACES USING
PLASTIC SURGERY.Copy !req
81. A-A-AND THEN LET
THE FROGS LOOSE?Copy !req
82. H-HEY, I GOT IT.Copy !req
83. WHAT IF WE SNEAK INTO
PRINCIPAL HORN'S OFFICECopy !req
84. AND THEN FILL IT
WITH SOMETHING?Copy !req
85. OOH, YEAH! LIKE
REALLY NICE FURNITURE!Copy !req
86. SOMETHING LIKE, UH...Copy !req
87. PUDDING!Copy !req
88. OOH!
OOH!
OOH!Copy !req
89. OHH!Copy !req
90. CAN YOU IMAGINE
PRINCIPAL HORN'S FACECopy !req
91. WHEN SHE OPENS UP
HER DOOR AND A HUGE WAVE
OF PUDDING POURS OUT?Copy !req
92. MAN, THAT'S GONNA ROCK!Copy !req
93. ALL RIGHT, ALL IN FAVOR
SAY, "PUDDING!"Copy !req
94. PUDDING!
PUDDING!
PUDDING!Copy !req
95. WHAT'S ALL THIS
ABOUT PUDDING?Copy !req
96. OH, UH, UH, W-WE
HAVING A MEETING
OF THE...Copy !req
97. PUDDING LOVER'S CLUB!Copy !req
98. UH-HUH. AND KENAN'S
THE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
99. WELL, HOW COME KENAN'S
THE PRESIDENT?Copy !req
100. NOBODY LIKE PUDDING
MORE THAN ME!Copy !req
101. OH, YOU KIDS
ARE LUCKY.Copy !req
102. MY HIGH SCHOOL
NEVER HAD A PUDDING
LOVER'S CLUB.Copy !req
103. WHEN I WAS A KID,
WE HAD TO WALK
5 MILESCopy !req
104. JUST TO GET
SOME PUDDING,
AND, UH—Copy !req
105. Ok, now all we need to do
is figure out how to get
the pudding into the office.Copy !req
106. OH, THAT'S EASY!Copy !req
107. JUST BUILD A PUDDING PUMP!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS...Copy !req
108. OH, NO.Copy !req
109. NO, I'M NOT HELPING US
GET IN TROUBLE.Copy !req
110. WELL, THAT'S OK, MARK.Copy !req
111. I MEAN, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO HELP US WITH THE PRANK
AT ALL, BUT, UH...Copy !req
112. JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY...Copy !req
113. IF YOU DIDBUILD
A PUDDING PUMP,Copy !req
114. WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE?Copy !req
115. OH! HERE'S SOME PAPER.Copy !req
116. WELL...Copy !req
117. ALL RIGHT, SEE...
IT—IT'S REALLY
SIMPLE ENGINEERING.Copy !req
118. THE HOSE WOULD
CONNECT RIGHT HERE,Copy !req
119. AND YOU'D PUT
AN AIR PRESSURE PUMPCopy !req
120. NEXT TO THE PUDDING VAT
OVER HERE.Copy !req
121. HEY, SHARLA!Copy !req
122. HEY, SHARLA,
WHAT YOU WRITING?Copy !req
123. MY GRADUATION SPEECH.
I'M VALEDICTORIAN.Copy !req
124. AH, THAT MEAN
YOU DON'T EAT MEAT.Copy !req
125. MAN, THAT'S A VEGETARIAN.Copy !req
126. KEL, VALEDICTORIAN
MEANS I GOT THE BEST
GRADES IN CLASS.Copy !req
127. JUST BECAUSE
YOU DON'T EAT MEAT?Copy !req
128. THAT'S NOT FAIR.Copy !req
129. KENAN, HOW'S
THAT PRANK COMING?Copy !req
130. SHH! WE'RE NOT
CALLING IT A PRANK ANYMORE.Copy !req
131. WE CAME UP
WITH A CODE NAME.Copy !req
132. A CODE NAME?Copy !req
133. YEAH, YEAH.
WE'RE CALLING ITCopy !req
134. "OPERATION FILL UP PRINCIPAL
HORN'S OFFICE WITH PUDDING."Copy !req
135. CLEVER.Copy !req
136. HA HA! YEAH!Copy !req
137. YEP. THAT'S
WHY WE CAME BY.Copy !req
138. WE NEED TO BORROW
SOME PUDDING
FROM RIGBY'S.Copy !req
139. OH, HI, KENAN.
HI, KEL.Copy !req
140. UH, HEY,
CHRIS, OLD BUDDY.Copy !req
141. HOW'S IT GOING?Copy !req
142. OH, TERRIBLE,
ACTUALLY.
THINGS HAVE BEEN—Copy !req
143. THAT'S GREAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
144. UM... I COULDN'T
HELP BUT NOTICE
THAT, UH...Copy !req
145. THESE
HERE PUDDINGS
AREN'T SELLING
VERY WELL.Copy !req
146. WELL, I GUESS PEOPLE
JUST AREN'T EATING
AS MUCH PUDDING
AS THEY USED TO.Copy !req
147. WHAT?Copy !req
148. WHERE HAVE ALL
THE PUDDING EATERS GONE?Copy !req
149. ANYWAY, UH, CHRIS,
DO YOU MIND IF I TAKECopy !req
150. A COUPLE OF THESE EXTRA
BOXES OFF YOUR HANDS?Copy !req
151. I GUESS, UH...Copy !req
152. ALL RIGHT, COOL THEN.Copy !req
153. JUST GET A COUPLE
OF THESE RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
154. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
THAT'S A LOT
OF PUDDING.Copy !req
155. WHY DO YOU NEED
ALL THAT PUDDING?Copy !req
156. OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I SHOULD TAKE SOME MORE.Copy !req
157. W-WAIT! NO!Copy !req
158. OK!Copy !req
159. TAKING
THE PUDDING!Copy !req
160. MAN, PRINCIPAL HORN
IS GOING TO BE SO MAD
WHEN SHE SEESCopy !req
161. THIS BIG OLD HOSE
IN HER OFFICE!Copy !req
162. KEL!Copy !req
163. WHAT?Copy !req
164. FOR THE LAST TIME,
MAN,Copy !req
165. THE HOSE
IS NOT THE PRANK.Copy !req
166. WE GONNA USE IT TO
FILL UP HER OFFICE
WITH PUDDING.Copy !req
167. WHOA! THAT'S
A GOOD ONE, TOO!Copy !req
168. YEAH, I KNOW.
NOW GO ON OUTSIDE
AND TURN
THE PUDDING PUMP ON.Copy !req
169. ALL RIGHT.
OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!Copy !req
170. OH, MAN. THIS IS GREAT.Copy !req
171. MAN, THIS IS GREAT!
I'M A GENIUS. THIS IS...Copy !req
172. BAD.Copy !req
173. OH! OH!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!Copy !req
174. NO! NO! NO!Copy !req
175. NO! NO! NO!Copy !req
176. SHUT IT OFF! SHUT IT OFF!Copy !req
177. OH, IT'S SPLASHING.
OH! OH.Copy !req
178. IT'S MUCH WORSE.Copy !req
179. I'M NOT HAPPY, KENAN.Copy !req
180. ME NEITHER.Copy !req
181. I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WOULD DO SUCH A THING
TO OUR ESTEEMED PRINCIPAL.Copy !req
182. WHY IS HE HERE?Copy !req
183. HE VOLUNTEERED
TO CLEAN UP.Copy !req
184. HEIS NOT
A TROUBLEMAKER.Copy !req
185. TRAITOR.Copy !req
186. KENAN!Copy !req
187. AS I WAS SAYING, I AM
VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.Copy !req
188. YOU WERE SUCH
A GOOD STUDENT, AND
THEN YOU GO AND JUST A—Copy !req
189. T-THAT'S ENOUGH, MARK.Copy !req
190. SORRY.Copy !req
191. WOULD YOU LIKE
A ROSE?Copy !req
192. JUST GO.Copy !req
193. OH.Copy !req
194. HEY, MARK.Copy !req
195. KEL.Copy !req
196. WOW.Copy !req
197. HEY, KENAN,
SO HOW MUCH TROUBLE
ARE YOU IN, HUH?Copy !req
198. KEL, I WOULD LIKE TO TALK
TO KENAN IN PRIVATE, PLEASE.Copy !req
199. AH, DON'T
WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'M NOT EVEN HERE.Copy !req
200. I'M LIKE
A FLY ON THE WALL.Copy !req
201. PRINCIPAL HORN,
IT'S LIKE THIS—Copy !req
202. YES, I WAS
HOLDING THE HOSE.
THAT MUCH IS TRUE,Copy !req
203. BUT THIS WHOLE PUDDING THING
WASN'T REALLY MY IDEA.Copy !req
204. KENAN, DON'T
BE SO MODEST.Copy !req
205. IT WAS ALL
KENAN'S IDEA.Copy !req
206. KENAN, I KNOW THAT THIS
IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL,Copy !req
207. BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO SPEND IT IN DETENTION.Copy !req
208. DETENTION? HA HA HA!Copy !req
209. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
DO BETTER THAN THAT.Copy !req
210. DETENTION IS PLENTY.Copy !req
211. ALL RIGHT. WELL, THEN YOU CAN
CLEAN ALL OF THE BATHROOMS
IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL.Copy !req
212. HA HA HA! KENAN
LAUGHS AT YOUR LITTLE
PUNY BATHROOMS.Copy !req
213. "PUNY BATHROOMS,
I LAUGH AT!
HA HA HA!"Copy !req
214. AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED
TO PARTICIPATE IN GRADUATION.Copy !req
215. OOH, THAT'S
A GOOD ONE. WHAT?Copy !req
216. I'M NOT GONNA GRADUATE?
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
217. MAN, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO TELL MY PARENTS?Copy !req
218. NO, YOU'LL STILL GRADUATE,
BUT I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE
TO TELL YOUR PARENTSCopy !req
219. THAT YOU'RE NOT INVITED
TO THE CEREMONY.Copy !req
220. BUT—Copy !req
221. UH! YOU MAY GO NOW.Copy !req
222. MAN!Copy !req
223. O-O-OH, WAIT.Copy !req
224. YOU STILL GOT
A LITTLE PUDDING
ON YOUR FOREHEAD.Copy !req
225. LET ME GET THAT.Copy !req
226. AAH!Copy !req
227. STOP THAT!Copy !req
228. YO, MAN, I HOPE
YOUR PARENTS DON'T GET MADCopy !req
229. WHEN THEY FIND OUT YOU'RE
NOT ALLOWED AT GRADUATION.Copy !req
230. THEY WON'T GET MAD,
'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA
TELL THEM.Copy !req
231. WHAT? YOU WANT ME
TO TELL THEM?Copy !req
232. NO. I'LL JUST
CONVINCE THEM THAT
THEY DON'T WANT TO GO
TO GRADUATION ANYWAY.Copy !req
233. IT SHOULDN'T
BE TOO HARD. YOU KNOW,
MY FAMILY DOESN'TCopy !req
234. REALLY MAKE A BIG DEAL
OUT OF STUFF LIKE THIS.Copy !req
235. OH, WORD.Copy !req
236. HAPPY GRADUATION!Copy !req
237. I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THEY DON'T MAKE
A BIG DEAL OUT OF STUFF.Copy !req
238. THERE'S MY FAVORITE
GRADUATE NOW!Copy !req
239. OH, AND THERE'S
MINE!Copy !req
240. OH!Copy !req
241. SIT DOWN, SON.Copy !req
242. OK. HEY, YOU KNOW,
I-I-I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS.Copy !req
243. HUH?Copy !req
244. THEY MADE GRADUATION
OPTIONAL THIS YEAR,Copy !req
245. SO YOU DON'T HAVE
TO GET ALL DRESSED UPCopy !req
246. AND WASTE YOUR WHOLE MORNING
IN THAT BORING OLD CEREMONY.Copy !req
247. BORING? A CHILD'S
GRADUATION COULD BE
THE HAPPIEST DAY
OF A PARENT'S LIFE.Copy !req
248. HE'S RIGHT.Copy !req
249. WE WOULDN'T MISS IT
FOR THE WORLD.Copy !req
250. MM-MMM.Copy !req
251. AH, ALL RIGHT, WELL,
IN THAT SENSE...Copy !req
252. BEFORE YOU GET
TOO EXCITED I THINK
THERE'S SOMETHING
I SHOULD TELL YOU—Copy !req
253. NOT NOW, KENAN. I GOT
A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU.Copy !req
254. COME ON OUT EVERYBODY!Copy !req
255. HA HA! SURPRISE!Copy !req
256. HA HA HA!Copy !req
257. GRANDMA?Copy !req
258. UNCLE LOUIE? AND OTHER
ASSORTED RELATIVES.Copy !req
259. WHAT Y'ALL DOING HERE?Copy !req
260. WE FLEW IN TODAY
JUST TO WATCH
YOU GRADUATE.Copy !req
261. OH, I CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE YOU UP THERE
GETTING YOUR DIPLOMA.Copy !req
262. HA! IT'S GONNA
BE QUITE A DAY.Copy !req
263. OH!Copy !req
264. YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.Copy !req
265. OH, MY BOY!Copy !req
266. OK.Copy !req
267. SO, UH... Y'ALL CAME OUT
HERE FOR MY GRADUATION, HUH?Copy !req
268. WELL... Y-YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE... REALLY.Copy !req
269. WE WANTED TO! AND WE'RE
TAKING YOU OUT TONIGHT
FOR A GRADUATION DINNER.Copy !req
270. AND WE'RE ALL
COMING TO THE CEREMONY
TOMORROW.Copy !req
271. W-W-WELL, D-DON'T FEEL
THAT YOU HAVE TO.Copy !req
272. YOU KNOW, IF YOU HAVE
TO CONVENIENTLY LEAVE—Copy !req
273. YOU KNOW,
SAY, RIGHT AFTER DINNER
OR MAYBE EVEN RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
274. KENAN, DON'T BE SILLY.Copy !req
275. TOMORROW'S
A VERY SPECIAL DAY
FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.Copy !req
276. YEP. THAT'S WHY
WE FLEW IN ALL
THE WAY FROM HAWAII.Copy !req
277. MAN, KENAN,
THAT'S EXPENSIVE...Copy !req
278. AND VERY TIME-CONSUMING.Copy !req
279. UNCLE LOUIE EVEN TOOK
AN EXTRA VACATION DAY
FROM WORK!Copy !req
280. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
281. AND THEY'LL
PROBABLY FIRE ME,
BUT I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
282. HA HA HA!Copy !req
283. HA HA! THAT IS FUNNY.Copy !req
284. KENAN, YOU KNOW
HOW SICK YOUR GRANDMA'S
BEEN LATELY.Copy !req
285. I WAS SUPPOSED
TO STAY IN BED,Copy !req
286. BUT I TOLD
THE DOCTOR THE BEST
MEDICINE FOR MECopy !req
287. IS TO SEE MY
GRANDSON GRADUATE.Copy !req
288. I KNOW THAT'S
RIGHT, MAMA.Copy !req
289. GET SOME WATER.
GOT SOME WATER?
GET SOME WATER.Copy !req
290. BOY, AREN'T THEY
GONNA BE SURPRISEDCopy !req
291. WHEN THEY FIND OUT
YOU'RE NOT GRADUATING.Copy !req
292. UH!Copy !req
293. WHO TOLD YOU?Copy !req
294. KEL.Copy !req
295. WHY?Copy !req
296. PLEASE,
DON'T TELL ANYBODY.Copy !req
297. OH, NO. SEE,
I'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN
WATCHING YOU SQUIRM.Copy !req
298. KEL!Copy !req
299. CAN YOU
TAKE A PICTURE
OF THE WHOLE FAMILY?Copy !req
300. OH, SURE.Copy !req
301. I WANT TO REMEMBER THIS
THE REST OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
302. COME ON. COME ON, GRANDMA.Copy !req
303. OK.Copy !req
304. ALL RIGHT, OK.
COME ON, CALVIN,
GET IN THERE
A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
305. GET ON TO THE LEFT.
ALL RIGHT.
THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
306. HEY, HEY, KENAN!
COME ON NOW.
WHERE'S THAT SMILE?Copy !req
307. COME ON, KENAN!
LOOK HAPPY!Copy !req
308. DADDY, I LIKE—Copy !req
309. LISTEN, FAMILY,
EVERYONE.Copy !req
310. I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE
A TOAST TO KENAN.Copy !req
311. LET ME JUST SAY,Copy !req
312. I'D NEVER THOUGHT I'D
SEE MY BABY GRADUATING
FROM HIGH SCHOOL.Copy !req
313. HA HA!
STILL WON'T.Copy !req
314. WHAT? HUP!Copy !req
315. HE MEANT THAT YOU WON'T
BE ABLE TO SEE TOMORROWCopy !req
316. BECAUSE OF ALL THE TEARS
IN YOUR EYES.Copy !req
317. YOU KNOW HOW YOU GET.Copy !req
318. I KNOW
WHAT HE MEANS.Copy !req
319. TO KENAN!Copy !req
320. TO KENAN!Copy !req
321. PICTURE TIME!Copy !req
322. ATTENTION.Copy !req
323. I HAVE PRESENTS
FOR THE GRADUATES.Copy !req
324. YAY!
YAY!Copy !req
325. OH!
OH!Copy !req
326. HA HA HA.Copy !req
327. OH, WOW!Copy !req
328. AN ORANGE SODA TIE.
LOOK!Copy !req
329. HEY, LOOK AT ME!Copy !req
330. I-I GOT A...Copy !req
331. COW.Copy !req
332. A PEWTER COW FROM MY
PERSONAL COLLECTION.Copy !req
333. FAREWELL, SASHA.Copy !req
334. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
335. AH!Copy !req
336. HA HA.Copy !req
337. HEY, KENAN, ISN'T THAT
YOUR PRINCIPAL?Copy !req
338. HA HA.Copy !req
339. NO, IT ISN'T.Copy !req
340. YES, IT IS, KENAN.Copy !req
341. YOU PROBABLY CAN'T
SEE HER, 'CAUSE YOU'RE
UNDER THE TABLE.Copy !req
342. KENAN, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING UNDER THERE?Copy !req
343. I DROPPED MY FORK.Copy !req
344. SEE?Copy !req
345. KENAN, ARE YOU
FEELING OK?Copy !req
346. YEAH, MOM.
I'M SURE HE'S FINE.Copy !req
347. YOU KNOW, HE'S PROBABLY
JUST A LITTLE NERVOUSCopy !req
348. 'CAUSE HE'S GIVING
THE GRADUATION SPEECH TOMORROW.Copy !req
349. ROGER?Copy !req
350. HUH?Copy !req
351. YOU DIDN'T
TELL ME KENAN WAS
GIVING A SPEECH.Copy !req
352. I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS
GIVING A SPEECH, GRANDMA.Copy !req
353. WELL... I ONLY
JUST FOUND OUT.Copy !req
354. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!Copy !req
355. LET'S PRESERVE
THIS PRECIOUS MOMENT
ON FILM.Copy !req
356. KEL. KEL.Copy !req
357. OH, WELL, I-I WANT
TO BE IN THE PICTURE.Copy !req
358. I WANT TO BE
IN THE REMEMBRANCE,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
359. SO, UH, HOW ABOUT
WE GET PRINCIPAL HORN
TO TAKE THE PICTURE?Copy !req
360. UH, KEL, SHE GONNA—Copy !req
361. WAIT! DON'T!Copy !req
362. HEY, PRINCIPAL HORN.Copy !req
363. HEY, KEL!Copy !req
364. CAN YOU TAKE A PICTURE
OF THE FAMILY FOR ME?Copy !req
365. SURE, SWEETIE,
NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
366. AH, THANK YOU. OH.Copy !req
367. EXCUSE ME. OK!Copy !req
368. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
369. OH, VERY NICE.Copy !req
370. OH, WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
371. I CAN'T SEE THE
PERSON NEXT TO KEL.Copy !req
372. UH, PUT YOUR MENU DOWN.Copy !req
373. YES! WE GOT TO SEE
THE GUEST OF HONOR.Copy !req
374. KENAN!Copy !req
375. IS THIS YOURFAMILY?Copy !req
376. MYFAMILY?Copy !req
377. IS IT MY FAMILY?Copy !req
378. IS IT MY FAMILY?Copy !req
379. YES! WE'RE KENAN'S FAMILY.Copy !req
380. BOY, WHY ARE YOU
ACTING SO STRANGE?Copy !req
381. HE'S BEEN LIKE
THIS ALL WEEK.Copy !req
382. YESTERDAY,
HE CAME IN THE STORECopy !req
383. AND TOOK SEVERAL HUNDRED
BOXES OF PUDDINGS.Copy !req
384. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?Copy !req
385. OH, I THINK
I CAN EXPLAIN THAT.
YOU SEE, KENAN—Copy !req
386. KENAN'S THE PRESIDENT
OF THE PUDDING LOVER'S CLUB.Copy !req
387. OH, WONDERFUL.Copy !req
388. MM-HMM.Copy !req
389. ACTUALLY,
THERE IS NO—Copy !req
390. YOU KNOW, WE'RE
SO PROUD OF KENAN.Copy !req
391. WE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIM
GET HIS DIPLOMA TOMORROW.Copy !req
392. AND LET'S NOT FORGET
HIS BIG SPEECH.Copy !req
393. SPEECH?
WELL, KENAN—Copy !req
394. AAH! WELL,
WAIT A MINUTE!Copy !req
395. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
396. THERE'S A TABLE
IN HERE, MAN.Copy !req
397. AAH!Copy !req
398. COME ON! WE GOT TO GO!Copy !req
399. BUT WE HAVEN'T
EATEN DINNER YET.
I'M HUNGRY!Copy !req
400. OH, MAN! EAT
A BIG BREAKFAST
IN THE MORNING,
GRANDMA.Copy !req
401. COME ON!Copy !req
402. WE MADE RESERVATIONS HERE,
BOY! WHAT YOU DOING?Copy !req
403. ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY.
WE'RE LEAVING IN 5 MINUTES!Copy !req
404. HEY, KENAN, YOU READY
TO GO TO THAT GRADUATIONCopy !req
405. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE GOING TO?Copy !req
406. SHH!Copy !req
407. WHY ARE YOU
WEARING BLACK?Copy !req
408. I ASKED YOU WHAT
COLOR THE GOWNS WERE.
YOU SAID ORANGE.Copy !req
409. OH!Copy !req
410. GOWNS?Copy !req
411. MAN, I THOUGHT YOU
WAS ASKING ME WHAT WAS
MY FAVORITE FLAVOR OF SODA.Copy !req
412. WHY WOULD I—Copy !req
413. DON'T YOU THINK I—Copy !req
414. OH, NEVER MIND!Copy !req
415. I DON'T KNOW WHY WE GOT
TO WEAR THESE GOWNS ANYWAY.Copy !req
416. I'M FREEZING.Copy !req
417. KEL!Copy !req
418. YEAH?Copy !req
419. YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO WEAR CLOTHES
UNDER THE GOWN.Copy !req
420. OH!Copy !req
421. MAN, I'M STAYING.Copy !req
422. I CAN'T GO
TO THAT GRADUATION.Copy !req
423. PRINCIPAL HORN
IS GOING TO BUST ME
IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.Copy !req
424. W-W-WELL, MAYBE
YOU'LL GET LUCKY,Copy !req
425. AND THE GRADUATION
WILL GET CANCELED.Copy !req
426. OH, YEAH, RIGHT,
LIKE THAT CAN—Copy !req
427. AH! THAT'S IT!Copy !req
428. I'LL GET GRADUATION
CANCELED.Copy !req
429. HOLD ON!Copy !req
430. UH, SCHOOL—Copy !req
431. UH, YES, MAY I SPEAK TO
PRINCIPAL HORN, PLEASE?Copy !req
432. HELLO?Copy !req
433. UH, Y-Y-YES,
PRINCIPAL HORN? HI.Copy !req
434. UH, T-T-THIS IS PETE,
THE GROUNDSKEEPER, YES.Copy !req
435. OUR GROUNDSKEEPER'S
NAME IS VINCE.Copy !req
436. WELL, W-W-WHATEVER
MY NAME IS, UH...Copy !req
437. YOU CAN'T HAVE
YOUR GRADUATION TODAYCopy !req
438. BECAUSE THE ENTIRE FIELD
IS COVERED WITH...Copy !req
439. COCKROACHES, YEAH.Copy !req
440. GIANT COCKROACHES.Copy !req
441. GIANT COCKROACHES?Copy !req
442. WELL, IT'S RIDICULOUS
BUT TRUE.Copy !req
443. YOU HAVE COCKROACHES
EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
444. UH... THEY—THEY'RE BIG
AND THEY'RE NUMEROUS,Copy !req
445. AND DID I MENTION
THAT THEY EAT PEOPLE?Copy !req
446. ALL RIGHT. COME ON,
IS THIS SOME KIND OF A—Copy !req
447. KENAN, IS THIS YOU?Copy !req
448. UH—UH—UH, I DON'T—
I DON'T—I-I WISH I—Copy !req
449. OH!Copy !req
450. WHAT?Copy !req
451. OH! DON'T TELL MEABOUT
THE GIANT COCKROACHES.Copy !req
452. I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO GO
TO GRADUATION AND GET
EATEN ALIVE, HUH?Copy !req
453. GRADUATION MORNING!Copy !req
454. AND HERE'S
THE GRADUATE HIMSELF!Copy !req
455. HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD A VIDEO CAMERA.Copy !req
456. I DIDN'T.Copy !req
457. WHEN I HEARD KENAN
WAS GIVING A SPEECH,Copy !req
458. I RUSHED RIGHT OUT
AND BOUGHT IT.Copy !req
459. SPENT EVERY PENNY I HAD!Copy !req
460. KENAN, WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE US A LITTLE PREVIEW
OF YOUR SPEECH?Copy !req
461. YEAH, SPEECH!Copy !req
462. YEAH, KENAN.
COME ON!Copy !req
463. NO, NO, NO! THAT'S OK!Copy !req
464. I-I-I WANT Y'ALL
TO BE SURPRISED.Copy !req
465. AND BOY WILL
YOU BE SURPRISED.Copy !req
466. HEY, KENAN, HOW COME
YOUR GOWN IS ORANGE
AND KEL'S IS BLACK?Copy !req
467. YEAH, HOW COME?Copy !req
468. UH... BECAUSE...Copy !req
469. THE SPEECH GIVER
ALWAYS WEARS ORANGE.Copy !req
470. HA! YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE
SPEECH IS LATIN FOR ORANGE.Copy !req
471. ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY.
LET'S GO. WE DON'T
WANT TO BE LATE.Copy !req
472. THIS IS A BIG DAY.
COME ON!Copy !req
473. OH! LOOK AT THAT.
THE DOOR IS LOCKEDCopy !req
474. I GUESS WE CAN'T GO NOWHERE.
WE'RE STUCK. OH, THAT'S SAD.
IT'S A SAD DAY.Copy !req
475. UH!Copy !req
476. AH, NO IT'S NOT.Copy !req
477. GRANDMA.Copy !req
478. WE'LL TAKE
UNCLE LOUIE'S
VIDEO CAMERA.Copy !req
479. HEY, YOU GUYS SEEN
PRINCIPAL HORN YET?Copy !req
480. YEAH. SHE'S RIGHT UPSTAIRS
LOOKING AT YOU.Copy !req
481. HEY, WATCH IT.Copy !req
482. SORRY.Copy !req
483. OH. HA HA HA.
NICE GOWN.Copy !req
484. JUST KEEP WALKING,
MR. MOUTH.Copy !req
485. HEY, KENAN, LOOK.
YOU'RE PARENTS
ARE WAVING AT YOU.Copy !req
486. YES! GO, BABY.Copy !req
487. I WISH MY PARENTS
WERE HERE.Copy !req
488. THEY'RE AWAY ON BUSINESS.Copy !req
489. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS
DO ANYWAY?Copy !req
490. I NEVER REALLY KNOW.Copy !req
491. OH. WELL, MY DAD'S
A ROCKET SCIENTIST AND
MY MOM'S A BRAIN SURGEON.Copy !req
492. OH. WOW!Copy !req
493. UH... UH... UH, HEY.Copy !req
494. YOU LOST YOUR CAP.Copy !req
495. N-NO, I DIDN'T.Copy !req
496. YES, YOU DID!Copy !req
497. HEY!Copy !req
498. DOMINIQUE ADAMS.Copy !req
499. PAUL ALLEN.Copy !req
500. CHRIS ANDERSON...Copy !req
501. SORRY I'M LATE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
502. THEY'RE HANDING OUT
THE DIPLOMAS.Copy !req
503. SO FAR, IT'S A
BEAUTIFUL CEREMONY.Copy !req
504. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY KENAN'S NAME ISN'T
IN THE PROGRAM.Copy !req
505. IT'S NOT
IN THE PROGRAM?Copy !req
506. NO.Copy !req
507. Principal Horn:
MARIA "RUNNING BEAR" KIM.Copy !req
508. KEL, I THINK
YOU'RE UP NEXT.Copy !req
509. KEL EINSTEIN
HYPOTHALAMUS KIMBALL.Copy !req
510. WOW!Copy !req
511. WOW!Copy !req
512. THAT'S ME!Copy !req
513. WHOO!Copy !req
514. I GRADUATED!Copy !req
515. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
516. OH, I LOVE YA, LOVE YA,
LOVE YA, LOVE YA, LOVE YA!Copy !req
517. OH! WHOO!Copy !req
518. OH! OH, THANK YOU!Copy !req
519. THANK YOU! OH! OH.Copy !req
520. HOLY HICKAFIRE!
BOY AIN'T WEARING PANTS.Copy !req
521. GRANDMA, LET ME SEE,
LET ME SEE.Copy !req
522. LET ME—LET ME!Copy !req
523. WHOO!Copy !req
524. CONGRATULATIONS,
KEL.Copy !req
525. THANKS, MAN.Copy !req
526. NOW I HAVE TO GET
A DIPLOMA.Copy !req
527. YOU DON'T SUPPOSE A BIG,
GIANT BULLDOZER'SCopy !req
528. GONNA COME CRASHING
THROUGH THE STANDSCopy !req
529. AND DISRUPT GRADUATION
BEFORE I HAVE TO GO UP
THERE, DO YOU?Copy !req
530. I DOUBT IT.Copy !req
531. ALL RIGHT. WELL...
NEXT NAME SHE CALLS,
I'M GONNA...Copy !req
532. Principal Horn:
MARY SUE LABITINSKY.Copy !req
533. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?Copy !req
534. SHE PRONOUNCED KENAN'S
NAME WRONG.Copy !req
535. AND NOW, SENIOR CLASS
VALEDICTORIAN,Copy !req
536. SHARLA MORRISON, HAS
A FEW WORDS TO SHARE WITH US.Copy !req
537. HEY, WHEN'S KENAN
GIVING HIS SPEECH?Copy !req
538. MY BATTERY'S
RUNNING LOW.Copy !req
539. OH, HERE, UNCLE LOU.
I GOT YOU AN EXTRA BATTERY.Copy !req
540. I DON'T WANT YOU
TO MISS A MINUTE OF THIS.Copy !req
541. THANK YOU,
PRINCIPAL HORN,Copy !req
542. FELLOW STUDENTS,
FACULTY,Copy !req
543. FAMILY, AND FRIENDS.Copy !req
544. AS I LOOK OUT ON
THE SENIOR CLASS THIS MORNING,Copy !req
545. I JUST WANT TO SAY—Copy !req
546. HERE'S KENAN!Copy !req
547. THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
SHARLA, FOR THAT LOVELY
INTRODUCTION.Copy !req
548. WHEN THEY ASKED ME
TO GIVE THIS S-SPEECH,Copy !req
549. BECAUSE THEY DID ASK ME,Copy !req
550. I WAS REMINDED
OF THE LOVELY WORDSCopy !req
551. BY THE POET, UH...
WILLIAM, UH... LONG—Copy !req
552. JONES, III. AHEM!Copy !req
553. HE SAID, UH...Copy !req
554. "WHEN YOU DREAM...Copy !req
555. "MAKE SURE YOU DON'T
FALL ASLEEP ON THE BUSCopy !req
556. OR YOU MISS YOUR STOP."
HAPPY GRADUATION!Copy !req
557. NOT SO FAST, KENAN!Copy !req
558. WHAT? YOU WANTED
A LONGER SPEECH?Copy !req
559. NO. I WANT YOU
TO TELL EVERYONE HERECopy !req
560. EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING.Copy !req
561. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
562. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...Copy !req
563. HEY, KENAN!Copy !req
564. I GOT THAT BULLDOZER
YOU WANTED! YEAH!Copy !req
565. UH! UH!Copy !req
566. WHOO!Copy !req
567. YEAH!Copy !req
568. HAPPY GRADUATION!Copy !req
569. YEAH!Copy !req
570. OOH! THANK YOU.Copy !req
571. KEE-UH...Copy !req
572. ALL RIGHT!
DID Y'ALL ENJOY OUR
GRADUATION EPISODE?Copy !req
573. WHOO!Copy !req
574. WHOO!Copy !req
575. MAN, KENAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU GOT AWAY WITH IT.Copy !req
576. GOT AWAY WITH WHAT?Copy !req
577. YOU KNOW, SNEAKING
INTO GRADUATION WHEN
YOU WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO BE THERECopy !req
578. AND PRINCIPAL HORN
DIDN'T EVEN FIND YOU OUT.Copy !req
579. KEL?Copy !req
580. WHAT?Copy !req
581. WEREN'T YOU PAYING
ATTENTION? SHE FOUND
OUT EVERYTHING.Copy !req
582. WHAT? WELL, IT WAS KIND
OF HARD TO HEAR FROM THE—
YOU KNOW, THE BULLDOZER.Copy !req
583. OH. I FORGIVE YOU.Copy !req
584. MY PARENTS GROUNDED ME
FOR THE WHOLE SUMMER.Copy !req
585. OOH!Copy !req
586. MY UNCLE LOUIE
HASN'T STOPPED CRYING,Copy !req
587. AND WE'RE NOT ALLOWED
ANYWHERE NEAR THAT
SCHOOL FOR THE REST
OF OUR LIVES.Copy !req
588. HEY, WELL,
AT LEAST WE GRADUATED.Copy !req
589. YEAH. WE HAVE HAD
SOME GOOD TIMES
THESE LAST FEW YEARS.Copy !req
590. YEAH.Copy !req
591. OHH.Copy !req
592. OH.Copy !req
593. OH!Copy !req
594. OH!Copy !req
595. WOW! OOH!Copy !req
596. YES, THESE LAST
FEW YEARS HAVE BEEN
WONDERFUL.Copy !req
597. YEP, WE HAVE HAD
SOME GOOD TIMES.Copy !req
598. YOU KNOW WHAT, KEL?Copy !req
599. WHAT, MAN?Copy !req
600. NOW THAT WE GRADUATED,
WHY DON'T YOU GRAB
A TEXTBOOK,Copy !req
601. A CABBAGE MAP,
AND A BEEKEEPER'S SUIT
AND MEET ME IN COLLEGE?Copy !req
602. COME ON, BILLY!Copy !req
603. KENAN?Copy !req
604. COLLEGE?
W-W-W-WHAT COLLEGE?Copy !req
605. A-A-AND DO I HAVE TO TAKE
A BEEKEEPING CLASS?Copy !req
606. KENAN?Copy !req
607. AAAHHH! HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
608. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON AND THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
609. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
610. WHY?Copy !req