1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON AND THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
3. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.Copy !req
4. THANK YOU! WELCOME
TO THE KENAN AND KEL
PROGRAM.Copy !req
5. YOU KNOW, IF THAT'S KEL,
WELL, THEN I MUST BE...Copy !req
6. KENAN!Copy !req
7. A-OOH! A-OOH! OOH!Copy !req
8. AND IF THAT'S KENAN,
THEN I MUST BE...Copy !req
9. I MUST BE...Copy !req
10. I MUST...Copy !req
11. I MUST BE KEL!Copy !req
12. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
13. WHOO!Copy !req
14. KEL...Copy !req
15. WHAT?Copy !req
16. WHY YOU GOT THAT
HAT ON YOUR HEAD?Copy !req
17. OH, BECAUSE, SEE,
I CAN'T WEAR IT ON MY FACE,
'CAUSE IT'LL FALL OFF.Copy !req
18. I MEAN, WHY ARE YOU
WEARING THAT HAT
IN THE FIRST PLACE?Copy !req
19. OH!Copy !req
20. WELL, I FIGURED
SINCE WE WERE GRADUATING
IN TONIGHT'S SHOW,Copy !req
21. I BETTER PRACTICE.Copy !req
22. OH. HOW YOU
PRACTICE GRADUATING?Copy !req
23. OH! LIKE THIS.Copy !req
24. I'M GRADUATING!Copy !req
25. OH!
OH!Copy !req
26. KEL, YOU BROKE
THE LAMP.Copy !req
27. I'M THE WORST
GRADUATE EVER.Copy !req
28. OH, DON'T BE SAD.
DON'T WORRY, MAN.Copy !req
29. IT'S OK. WE MIGHT
NOT GRADUATE TONIGHT
ANYWAY. HEH HEH.Copy !req
30. NOW, COME ON, FEEZY!
HA HA HA!Copy !req
31. HA HO!Copy !req
32. OH, WAIT A MINUTE, KENAN!Copy !req
33. UH, W-W-WE NOT
GONNA GRADUATE?Copy !req
34. W-W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
SHOULD I PRACTICE SOME MORE?Copy !req
35. KENAN! AAAHHH!
HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
36. YEAH. H-H-HEY!Copy !req
37. PUT THAT DOWN BEFORE
YOU BREAK SOMETHING!
THANK YOU.Copy !req
38. HI, KEL.Copy !req
39. OH! UH-HUH.Copy !req
40. UH, YEAH,
CAN I COME IN?Copy !req
41. YEAH, BUT FIRST
YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME
THE PASSWORD.Copy !req
42. HERE'S A HINT. THE
PASSWORD'S A KISS.Copy !req
43. OH! AH, NO TIME
FOR THE KISSY-FACE.
COME ON IN, BROTHER.Copy !req
44. WHAT'S UP, MAN?Copy !req
45. YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY OUT,
YOUNG LADY.Copy !req
46. NO, I'M NOT.Copy !req
47. YES, YOU ARE. THIS MEETING
IS FOR SENIORS ONLY.Copy !req
48. TOP SECRET. THAT MEANS
NO LITTLE SISTERS.Copy !req
49. BUT KENAN!Copy !req
50. SHOO!Copy !req
51. ALL RIGHT, NOW,
AS WE ALL KNOW, TOMORROW'S
THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL.Copy !req
52. AND EVERY YEAR THE SENIORS
GOT TO PULL OFF A BIG PRANK.Copy !req
53. NOW, ALL WE NEED
TO DO IS DECIDE WHAT
THE PRANK IS GONNA BE.Copy !req
54. I HAVE AN IDEA.Copy !req
55. YES, MARK?Copy !req
56. MY IDEA IS MAYBE WE
SHOULDN'T DO ANYTHING.Copy !req
57. OH, COME ON, MARK.
IT'S TRADITION.Copy !req
58. NOW, WE GOT TO DO
SOMETHING.Copy !req
59. YEAH, AND IT'S
PRINCIPAL HORN'S FIRST YEAR,Copy !req
60. SO WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING
REALLY SPECTACULARCopy !req
61. SO WE CAN LEAVE
OUR MARK ON THE SCHOOL.Copy !req
62. GOOD IDEA!Copy !req
63. WE'LL LEAVE MARK
ON TOP OF THE SCHOOL!Copy !req
64. HEY!Copy !req
65. KEL! KEL,
PUT HIM DOWN, MAN!Copy !req
66. AAH!Copy !req
67. PUT HIM DOWN!Copy !req
68. HEY, WHAT IF WE TAKE,
LIKE, 100 FROGSCopy !req
69. AND THEN JUST RELEASE
THEM INTO THE CAFETERIA,
HUH?Copy !req
70. HA HA HA! MAN,
THAT WOULD BE A HOOT!Copy !req
71. YEAH, THAT WAS A HOOT
WHEN THE SENIORS DID IT
LAST YEAR!Copy !req
72. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
73. ON BEHALF
OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM,Copy !req
74. I SAY WE PULVERIZE THE
LINCOLN HIGH COUGARS!Copy !req
75. WHOO! BEAT
THE COUGARS! YAY!Copy !req
76. OH, YEAH, RIGHT, SURE,Copy !req
77. NOW, BEATING THE COUGARS
WOULD BE GREAT,Copy !req
78. BUT, UM...
THAT'S REALLY NOT
SO MUCH OF A PRANK.Copy !req
79. I GOT IT!Copy !req
80. WE CAN REARRANGE ALL
THE FRESHMEN FACES USING
PLASTIC SURGERY.Copy !req
81. A-A-AND THEN LET
THE FROGS LOOSE?Copy !req
82. H-HEY, I GOT IT.Copy !req
83. WHAT IF WE SNEAK INTO
PRINCIPAL HORN'S OFFICECopy !req
84. AND THEN FILL IT
WITH SOMETHING?Copy !req
85. OOH, YEAH! LIKE
REALLY NICE FURNITURE!Copy !req
86. SOMETHING LIKE, UH...Copy !req
87. PUDDING!Copy !req
88. OOH!
OOH!
OOH!Copy !req
89. OHH!Copy !req
90. CAN YOU IMAGINE
PRINCIPAL HORN'S FACECopy !req
91. WHEN SHE OPENS UP
HER DOOR AND A HUGE WAVE
OF PUDDING POURS OUT?Copy !req
92. MAN, THAT'S GONNA ROCK!Copy !req
93. ALL RIGHT, ALL IN FAVOR
SAY, "PUDDING!"Copy !req
94. PUDDING!
PUDDING!
PUDDING!Copy !req
95. WHAT'S ALL THIS
ABOUT PUDDING?Copy !req
96. OH, UH, UH, W-WE
HAVING A MEETING
OF THE...Copy !req
97. PUDDING LOVER'S CLUB!Copy !req
98. UH-HUH. AND KENAN'S
THE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
99. WELL, HOW COME KENAN'S
THE PRESIDENT?Copy !req
100. NOBODY LIKE PUDDING
MORE THAN ME!Copy !req
101. OH, YOU KIDS
ARE LUCKY.Copy !req
102. MY HIGH SCHOOL
NEVER HAD A PUDDING
LOVER'S CLUB.Copy !req
103. WHEN I WAS A KID,
WE HAD TO WALK
5 MILESCopy !req
104. JUST TO GET
SOME PUDDING,
AND, UH—Copy !req
105. OH, THAT'S EASY!Copy !req
106. JUST BUILD A PUDDING PUMP!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS...Copy !req
107. OH, NO.Copy !req
108. NO, I'M NOT HELPING US
GET IN TROUBLE.Copy !req
109. WELL, THAT'S OK, MARK.Copy !req
110. I MEAN, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO HELP US WITH THE PRANK
AT ALL, BUT, UH...Copy !req
111. JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY...Copy !req
112. IF YOU DIDBUILD
A PUDDING PUMP,Copy !req
113. WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE?Copy !req
114. OH! HERE'S SOME PAPER.Copy !req
115. WELL...Copy !req
116. ALL RIGHT, SEE...
IT—IT'S REALLY
SIMPLE ENGINEERING.Copy !req
117. THE HOSE WOULD
CONNECT RIGHT HERE,Copy !req
118. AND YOU'D PUT
AN AIR PRESSURE PUMPCopy !req
119. NEXT TO THE PUDDING VAT
OVER HERE.Copy !req
120. HEY, SHARLA!Copy !req
121. HEY, SHARLA,
WHAT YOU WRITING?Copy !req
122. MY GRADUATION SPEECH.
I'M VALEDICTORIAN.Copy !req
123. AH, THAT MEAN
YOU DON'T EAT MEAT.Copy !req
124. MAN, THAT'S A VEGETARIAN.Copy !req
125. KEL, VALEDICTORIAN
MEANS I GOT THE BEST
GRADES IN CLASS.Copy !req
126. JUST BECAUSE
YOU DON'T EAT MEAT?Copy !req
127. THAT'S NOT FAIR.Copy !req
128. KENAN, HOW'S
THAT PRANK COMING?Copy !req
129. SHH! WE'RE NOT
CALLING IT A PRANK ANYMORE.Copy !req
130. WE CAME UP
WITH A CODE NAME.Copy !req
131. A CODE NAME?Copy !req
132. YEAH, YEAH.
WE'RE CALLING ITCopy !req
133. "OPERATION FILL UP PRINCIPAL
HORN'S OFFICE WITH PUDDING."Copy !req
134. CLEVER.Copy !req
135. HA HA! YEAH!Copy !req
136. YEP. THAT'S
WHY WE CAME BY.Copy !req
137. WE NEED TO BORROW
SOME PUDDING
FROM RIGBY'S.Copy !req
138. OH, HI, KENAN.
HI, KEL.Copy !req
139. UH, HEY,
CHRIS, OLD BUDDY.Copy !req
140. HOW'S IT GOING?Copy !req
141. OH, TERRIBLE,
ACTUALLY.
THINGS HAVE BEEN—Copy !req
142. THAT'S GREAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
143. UM... I COULDN'T
HELP BUT NOTICE
THAT, UH...Copy !req
144. WHAT?Copy !req
145. WHERE HAVE ALL
THE PUDDING EATERS GONE?Copy !req
146. ANYWAY, UH, CHRIS,
DO YOU MIND IF I TAKECopy !req
147. A COUPLE OF THESE EXTRA
BOXES OFF YOUR HANDS?Copy !req
148. I GUESS, UH...Copy !req
149. ALL RIGHT, COOL THEN.Copy !req
150. JUST GET A COUPLE
OF THESE RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
151. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
THAT'S A LOT
OF PUDDING.Copy !req
152. WHY DO YOU NEED
ALL THAT PUDDING?Copy !req
153. OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I SHOULD TAKE SOME MORE.Copy !req
154. W-WAIT! NO!Copy !req
155. OK!Copy !req
156. TAKING
THE PUDDING!Copy !req
157. MAN, PRINCIPAL HORN
IS GOING TO BE SO MAD
WHEN SHE SEESCopy !req
158. THIS BIG OLD HOSE
IN HER OFFICE!Copy !req
159. KEL!Copy !req
160. WHAT?Copy !req
161. FOR THE LAST TIME,
MAN,Copy !req
162. THE HOSE
IS NOT THE PRANK.Copy !req
163. WE GONNA USE IT TO
FILL UP HER OFFICE
WITH PUDDING.Copy !req
164. WHOA! THAT'S
A GOOD ONE, TOO!Copy !req
165. ALL RIGHT.
OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!Copy !req
166. OH, MAN. THIS IS GREAT.Copy !req
167. MAN, THIS IS GREAT!
I'M A GENIUS. THIS IS...Copy !req
168. BAD.Copy !req
169. OH! OH!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!Copy !req
170. NO! NO! NO!Copy !req
171. NO! NO! NO!Copy !req
172. SHUT IT OFF! SHUT IT OFF!Copy !req
173. OH, IT'S SPLASHING.
OH! OH.Copy !req
174. IT'S MUCH WORSE.Copy !req
175. I'M NOT HAPPY, KENAN.Copy !req
176. ME NEITHER.Copy !req
177. I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WOULD DO SUCH A THING
TO OUR ESTEEMED PRINCIPAL.Copy !req
178. WHY IS HE HERE?Copy !req
179. HE VOLUNTEERED
TO CLEAN UP.Copy !req
180. HEIS NOT
A TROUBLEMAKER.Copy !req
181. TRAITOR.Copy !req
182. KENAN!Copy !req
183. AS I WAS SAYING, I AM
VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.Copy !req
184. YOU WERE SUCH
A GOOD STUDENT, AND
THEN YOU GO AND JUST A—Copy !req
185. T-THAT'S ENOUGH, MARK.Copy !req
186. SORRY.Copy !req
187. WOULD YOU LIKE
A ROSE?Copy !req
188. JUST GO.Copy !req
189. OH.Copy !req
190. HEY, MARK.Copy !req
191. KEL.Copy !req
192. WOW.Copy !req
193. HEY, KENAN,
SO HOW MUCH TROUBLE
ARE YOU IN, HUH?Copy !req
194. KEL, I WOULD LIKE TO TALK
TO KENAN IN PRIVATE, PLEASE.Copy !req
195. AH, DON'T
WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'M NOT EVEN HERE.Copy !req
196. I'M LIKE
A FLY ON THE WALL.Copy !req
197. PRINCIPAL HORN,
IT'S LIKE THIS—Copy !req
198. YES, I WAS
HOLDING THE HOSE.
THAT MUCH IS TRUE,Copy !req
199. BUT THIS WHOLE PUDDING THING
WASN'T REALLY MY IDEA.Copy !req
200. KENAN, DON'T
BE SO MODEST.Copy !req
201. IT WAS ALL
KENAN'S IDEA.Copy !req
202. KENAN, I KNOW THAT THIS
IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL,Copy !req
203. BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO SPEND IT IN DETENTION.Copy !req
204. DETENTION? HA HA HA!Copy !req
205. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
DO BETTER THAN THAT.Copy !req
206. DETENTION IS PLENTY.Copy !req
207. ALL RIGHT. WELL, THEN YOU CAN
CLEAN ALL OF THE BATHROOMS
IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL.Copy !req
208. HA HA HA! KENAN
LAUGHS AT YOUR LITTLE
PUNY BATHROOMS.Copy !req
209. "PUNY BATHROOMS,
I LAUGH AT!
HA HA HA!"Copy !req
210. AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED
TO PARTICIPATE IN GRADUATION.Copy !req
211. OOH, THAT'S
A GOOD ONE. WHAT?Copy !req
212. I'M NOT GONNA GRADUATE?
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
213. MAN, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO TELL MY PARENTS?Copy !req
214. NO, YOU'LL STILL GRADUATE,
BUT I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE
TO TELL YOUR PARENTSCopy !req
215. THAT YOU'RE NOT INVITED
TO THE CEREMONY.Copy !req
216. BUT—Copy !req
217. UH! YOU MAY GO NOW.Copy !req
218. MAN!Copy !req
219. O-O-OH, WAIT.Copy !req
220. YOU STILL GOT
A LITTLE PUDDING
ON YOUR FOREHEAD.Copy !req
221. LET ME GET THAT.Copy !req
222. AAH!Copy !req
223. STOP THAT!Copy !req
224. YO, MAN, I HOPE
YOUR PARENTS DON'T GET MADCopy !req
225. WHEN THEY FIND OUT YOU'RE
NOT ALLOWED AT GRADUATION.Copy !req
226. THEY WON'T GET MAD,
'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA
TELL THEM.Copy !req
227. WHAT? YOU WANT ME
TO TELL THEM?Copy !req
228. IT SHOULDN'T
BE TOO HARD. YOU KNOW,
MY FAMILY DOESN'TCopy !req
229. REALLY MAKE A BIG DEAL
OUT OF STUFF LIKE THIS.Copy !req
230. OH, WORD.Copy !req
231. HAPPY GRADUATION!Copy !req
232. I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THEY DON'T MAKE
A BIG DEAL OUT OF STUFF.Copy !req
233. THERE'S MY FAVORITE
GRADUATE NOW!Copy !req
234. OH, AND THERE'S
MINE!Copy !req
235. OH!Copy !req
236. SIT DOWN, SON.Copy !req
237. OK. HEY, YOU KNOW,
I-I-I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS.Copy !req
238. HUH?Copy !req
239. THEY MADE GRADUATION
OPTIONAL THIS YEAR,Copy !req
240. SO YOU DON'T HAVE
TO GET ALL DRESSED UPCopy !req
241. AND WASTE YOUR WHOLE MORNING
IN THAT BORING OLD CEREMONY.Copy !req
242. HE'S RIGHT.Copy !req
243. WE WOULDN'T MISS IT
FOR THE WORLD.Copy !req
244. MM-MMM.Copy !req
245. AH, ALL RIGHT, WELL,
IN THAT SENSE...Copy !req
246. NOT NOW, KENAN. I GOT
A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU.Copy !req
247. COME ON OUT EVERYBODY!Copy !req
248. HA HA! SURPRISE!Copy !req
249. HA HA HA!Copy !req
250. GRANDMA?Copy !req
251. UNCLE LOUIE? AND OTHER
ASSORTED RELATIVES.Copy !req
252. WHAT Y'ALL DOING HERE?Copy !req
253. WE FLEW IN TODAY
JUST TO WATCH
YOU GRADUATE.Copy !req
254. OH, I CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE YOU UP THERE
GETTING YOUR DIPLOMA.Copy !req
255. HA! IT'S GONNA
BE QUITE A DAY.Copy !req
256. OH!Copy !req
257. YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.Copy !req
258. OH, MY BOY!Copy !req
259. OK.Copy !req
260. SO, UH... Y'ALL CAME OUT
HERE FOR MY GRADUATION, HUH?Copy !req
261. WELL... Y-YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE... REALLY.Copy !req
262. WE WANTED TO! AND WE'RE
TAKING YOU OUT TONIGHT
FOR A GRADUATION DINNER.Copy !req
263. AND WE'RE ALL
COMING TO THE CEREMONY
TOMORROW.Copy !req
264. W-W-WELL, D-DON'T FEEL
THAT YOU HAVE TO.Copy !req
265. YOU KNOW, IF YOU HAVE
TO CONVENIENTLY LEAVE—Copy !req
266. YOU KNOW,
SAY, RIGHT AFTER DINNER
OR MAYBE EVEN RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
267. KENAN, DON'T BE SILLY.Copy !req
268. TOMORROW'S
A VERY SPECIAL DAY
FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.Copy !req
269. YEP. THAT'S WHY
WE FLEW IN ALL
THE WAY FROM HAWAII.Copy !req
270. MAN, KENAN,
THAT'S EXPENSIVE...Copy !req
271. AND VERY TIME-CONSUMING.Copy !req
272. UNCLE LOUIE EVEN TOOK
AN EXTRA VACATION DAY
FROM WORK!Copy !req
273. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
274. AND THEY'LL
PROBABLY FIRE ME,
BUT I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
275. HA HA HA!Copy !req
276. HA HA! THAT IS FUNNY.Copy !req
277. KENAN, YOU KNOW
HOW SICK YOUR GRANDMA'S
BEEN LATELY.Copy !req
278. I WAS SUPPOSED
TO STAY IN BED,Copy !req
279. BUT I TOLD
THE DOCTOR THE BEST
MEDICINE FOR MECopy !req
280. IS TO SEE MY
GRANDSON GRADUATE.Copy !req
281. I KNOW THAT'S
RIGHT, MAMA.Copy !req
282. GET SOME WATER.
GOT SOME WATER?
GET SOME WATER.Copy !req
283. BOY, AREN'T THEY
GONNA BE SURPRISEDCopy !req
284. WHEN THEY FIND OUT
YOU'RE NOT GRADUATING.Copy !req
285. UH!Copy !req
286. WHO TOLD YOU?Copy !req
287. KEL.Copy !req
288. WHY?Copy !req
289. PLEASE,
DON'T TELL ANYBODY.Copy !req
290. OH, NO. SEE,
I'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN
WATCHING YOU SQUIRM.Copy !req
291. KEL!Copy !req
292. CAN YOU
TAKE A PICTURE
OF THE WHOLE FAMILY?Copy !req
293. OH, SURE.Copy !req
294. I WANT TO REMEMBER THIS
THE REST OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
295. COME ON. COME ON, GRANDMA.Copy !req
296. OK.Copy !req
297. GET ON TO THE LEFT.
ALL RIGHT.
THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
298. HEY, HEY, KENAN!
COME ON NOW.
WHERE'S THAT SMILE?Copy !req
299. COME ON, KENAN!
LOOK HAPPY!Copy !req
300. DADDY, I LIKE—Copy !req
301. LISTEN, FAMILY,
EVERYONE.Copy !req
302. I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE
A TOAST TO KENAN.Copy !req
303. LET ME JUST SAY,Copy !req
304. I'D NEVER THOUGHT I'D
SEE MY BABY GRADUATING
FROM HIGH SCHOOL.Copy !req
305. HA HA!
STILL WON'T.Copy !req
306. WHAT? HUP!Copy !req
307. HE MEANT THAT YOU WON'T
BE ABLE TO SEE TOMORROWCopy !req
308. BECAUSE OF ALL THE TEARS
IN YOUR EYES.Copy !req
309. YOU KNOW HOW YOU GET.Copy !req
310. I KNOW
WHAT HE MEANS.Copy !req
311. TO KENAN!Copy !req
312. TO KENAN!Copy !req
313. PICTURE TIME!Copy !req
314. ATTENTION.Copy !req
315. I HAVE PRESENTS
FOR THE GRADUATES.Copy !req
316. YAY!
YAY!Copy !req
317. OH!
OH!Copy !req
318. HA HA HA.Copy !req
319. OH, WOW!Copy !req
320. AN ORANGE SODA TIE.
LOOK!Copy !req
321. HEY, LOOK AT ME!Copy !req
322. I-I GOT A...Copy !req
323. COW.Copy !req
324. A PEWTER COW FROM MY
PERSONAL COLLECTION.Copy !req
325. FAREWELL, SASHA.Copy !req
326. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
327. AH!Copy !req
328. HA HA.Copy !req
329. HEY, KENAN, ISN'T THAT
YOUR PRINCIPAL?Copy !req
330. HA HA.Copy !req
331. NO, IT ISN'T.Copy !req
332. YES, IT IS, KENAN.Copy !req
333. YOU PROBABLY CAN'T
SEE HER, 'CAUSE YOU'RE
UNDER THE TABLE.Copy !req
334. KENAN, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING UNDER THERE?Copy !req
335. I DROPPED MY FORK.Copy !req
336. SEE?Copy !req
337. KENAN, ARE YOU
FEELING OK?Copy !req
338. YEAH, MOM.
I'M SURE HE'S FINE.Copy !req
339. YOU KNOW, HE'S PROBABLY
JUST A LITTLE NERVOUSCopy !req
340. 'CAUSE HE'S GIVING
THE GRADUATION SPEECH TOMORROW.Copy !req
341. ROGER?Copy !req
342. HUH?Copy !req
343. YOU DIDN'T
TELL ME KENAN WAS
GIVING A SPEECH.Copy !req
344. I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS
GIVING A SPEECH, GRANDMA.Copy !req
345. WELL... I ONLY
JUST FOUND OUT.Copy !req
346. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!Copy !req
347. LET'S PRESERVE
THIS PRECIOUS MOMENT
ON FILM.Copy !req
348. KEL. KEL.Copy !req
349. OH, WELL, I-I WANT
TO BE IN THE PICTURE.Copy !req
350. I WANT TO BE
IN THE REMEMBRANCE,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
351. SO, UH, HOW ABOUT
WE GET PRINCIPAL HORN
TO TAKE THE PICTURE?Copy !req
352. UH, KEL, SHE GONNA—Copy !req
353. WAIT! DON'T!Copy !req
354. HEY, PRINCIPAL HORN.Copy !req
355. HEY, KEL!Copy !req
356. CAN YOU TAKE A PICTURE
OF THE FAMILY FOR ME?Copy !req
357. SURE, SWEETIE,
NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
358. AH, THANK YOU. OH.Copy !req
359. EXCUSE ME. OK!Copy !req
360. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
361. OH, VERY NICE.Copy !req
362. OH, WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
363. I CAN'T SEE THE
PERSON NEXT TO KEL.Copy !req
364. UH, PUT YOUR MENU DOWN.Copy !req
365. YES! WE GOT TO SEE
THE GUEST OF HONOR.Copy !req
366. KENAN!Copy !req
367. IS THIS YOURFAMILY?Copy !req
368. MYFAMILY?Copy !req
369. IS IT MY FAMILY?Copy !req
370. IS IT MY FAMILY?Copy !req
371. YES! WE'RE KENAN'S FAMILY.Copy !req
372. BOY, WHY ARE YOU
ACTING SO STRANGE?Copy !req
373. HE'S BEEN LIKE
THIS ALL WEEK.Copy !req
374. YESTERDAY,
HE CAME IN THE STORECopy !req
375. AND TOOK SEVERAL HUNDRED
BOXES OF PUDDINGS.Copy !req
376. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?Copy !req
377. OH, I THINK
I CAN EXPLAIN THAT.
YOU SEE, KENAN—Copy !req
378. KENAN'S THE PRESIDENT
OF THE PUDDING LOVER'S CLUB.Copy !req
379. OH, WONDERFUL.Copy !req
380. MM-HMM.Copy !req
381. ACTUALLY,
THERE IS NO—Copy !req
382. YOU KNOW, WE'RE
SO PROUD OF KENAN.Copy !req
383. WE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIM
GET HIS DIPLOMA TOMORROW.Copy !req
384. AND LET'S NOT FORGET
HIS BIG SPEECH.Copy !req
385. SPEECH?
WELL, KENAN—Copy !req
386. AAH! WELL,
WAIT A MINUTE!Copy !req
387. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
388. THERE'S A TABLE
IN HERE, MAN.Copy !req
389. AAH!Copy !req
390. COME ON! WE GOT TO GO!Copy !req
391. BUT WE HAVEN'T
EATEN DINNER YET.
I'M HUNGRY!Copy !req
392. COME ON!Copy !req
393. WE MADE RESERVATIONS HERE,
BOY! WHAT YOU DOING?Copy !req
394. ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY.
WE'RE LEAVING IN 5 MINUTES!Copy !req
395. HEY, KENAN, YOU READY
TO GO TO THAT GRADUATIONCopy !req
396. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE GOING TO?Copy !req
397. SHH!Copy !req
398. WHY ARE YOU
WEARING BLACK?Copy !req
399. I ASKED YOU WHAT
COLOR THE GOWNS WERE.
YOU SAID ORANGE.Copy !req
400. OH!Copy !req
401. GOWNS?Copy !req
402. MAN, I THOUGHT YOU
WAS ASKING ME WHAT WAS
MY FAVORITE FLAVOR OF SODA.Copy !req
403. WHY WOULD I—Copy !req
404. DON'T YOU THINK I—Copy !req
405. OH, NEVER MIND!Copy !req
406. I DON'T KNOW WHY WE GOT
TO WEAR THESE GOWNS ANYWAY.Copy !req
407. I'M FREEZING.Copy !req
408. KEL!Copy !req
409. YEAH?Copy !req
410. YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO WEAR CLOTHES
UNDER THE GOWN.Copy !req
411. OH!Copy !req
412. MAN, I'M STAYING.Copy !req
413. I CAN'T GO
TO THAT GRADUATION.Copy !req
414. PRINCIPAL HORN
IS GOING TO BUST ME
IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.Copy !req
415. W-W-WELL, MAYBE
YOU'LL GET LUCKY,Copy !req
416. AND THE GRADUATION
WILL GET CANCELED.Copy !req
417. OH, YEAH, RIGHT,
LIKE THAT CAN—Copy !req
418. AH! THAT'S IT!Copy !req
419. I'LL GET GRADUATION
CANCELED.Copy !req
420. HOLD ON!Copy !req
421. UH, SCHOOL—Copy !req
422. UH, YES, MAY I SPEAK TO
PRINCIPAL HORN, PLEASE?Copy !req
423. HELLO?Copy !req
424. UH, Y-Y-YES,
PRINCIPAL HORN? HI.Copy !req
425. UH, T-T-THIS IS PETE,
THE GROUNDSKEEPER, YES.Copy !req
426. OUR GROUNDSKEEPER'S
NAME IS VINCE.Copy !req
427. WELL, W-W-WHATEVER
MY NAME IS, UH...Copy !req
428. YOU CAN'T HAVE
YOUR GRADUATION TODAYCopy !req
429. BECAUSE THE ENTIRE FIELD
IS COVERED WITH...Copy !req
430. COCKROACHES, YEAH.Copy !req
431. GIANT COCKROACHES.Copy !req
432. GIANT COCKROACHES?Copy !req
433. WELL, IT'S RIDICULOUS
BUT TRUE.Copy !req
434. YOU HAVE COCKROACHES
EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
435. UH... THEY—THEY'RE BIG
AND THEY'RE NUMEROUS,Copy !req
436. AND DID I MENTION
THAT THEY EAT PEOPLE?Copy !req
437. ALL RIGHT. COME ON,
IS THIS SOME KIND OF A—Copy !req
438. KENAN, IS THIS YOU?Copy !req
439. UH—UH—UH, I DON'T—
I DON'T—I-I WISH I—Copy !req
440. OH!Copy !req
441. WHAT?Copy !req
442. OH! DON'T TELL MEABOUT
THE GIANT COCKROACHES.Copy !req
443. I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO GO
TO GRADUATION AND GET
EATEN ALIVE, HUH?Copy !req
444. GRADUATION MORNING!Copy !req
445. AND HERE'S
THE GRADUATE HIMSELF!Copy !req
446. HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD A VIDEO CAMERA.Copy !req
447. I DIDN'T.Copy !req
448. WHEN I HEARD KENAN
WAS GIVING A SPEECH,Copy !req
449. I RUSHED RIGHT OUT
AND BOUGHT IT.Copy !req
450. SPENT EVERY PENNY I HAD!Copy !req
451. KENAN, WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE US A LITTLE PREVIEW
OF YOUR SPEECH?Copy !req
452. YEAH, SPEECH!Copy !req
453. YEAH, KENAN.
COME ON!Copy !req
454. NO, NO, NO! THAT'S OK!Copy !req
455. I-I-I WANT Y'ALL
TO BE SURPRISED.Copy !req
456. AND BOY WILL
YOU BE SURPRISED.Copy !req
457. HEY, KENAN, HOW COME
YOUR GOWN IS ORANGE
AND KEL'S IS BLACK?Copy !req
458. YEAH, HOW COME?Copy !req
459. UH... BECAUSE...Copy !req
460. THE SPEECH GIVER
ALWAYS WEARS ORANGE.Copy !req
461. HA! YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE
SPEECH IS LATIN FOR ORANGE.Copy !req
462. ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY.
LET'S GO. WE DON'T
WANT TO BE LATE.Copy !req
463. THIS IS A BIG DAY.
COME ON!Copy !req
464. OH! LOOK AT THAT.
THE DOOR IS LOCKEDCopy !req
465. I GUESS WE CAN'T GO NOWHERE.
WE'RE STUCK. OH, THAT'S SAD.
IT'S A SAD DAY.Copy !req
466. UH!Copy !req
467. AH, NO IT'S NOT.Copy !req
468. GRANDMA.Copy !req
469. WE'LL TAKE
UNCLE LOUIE'S
VIDEO CAMERA.Copy !req
470. HEY, YOU GUYS SEEN
PRINCIPAL HORN YET?Copy !req
471. YEAH. SHE'S RIGHT UPSTAIRS
LOOKING AT YOU.Copy !req
472. HEY, WATCH IT.Copy !req
473. SORRY.Copy !req
474. OH. HA HA HA.
NICE GOWN.Copy !req
475. JUST KEEP WALKING,
MR. MOUTH.Copy !req
476. HEY, KENAN, LOOK.
YOU'RE PARENTS
ARE WAVING AT YOU.Copy !req
477. YES! GO, BABY.Copy !req
478. I WISH MY PARENTS
WERE HERE.Copy !req
479. THEY'RE AWAY ON BUSINESS.Copy !req
480. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS
DO ANYWAY?Copy !req
481. I NEVER REALLY KNOW.Copy !req
482. OH. WELL, MY DAD'S
A ROCKET SCIENTIST AND
MY MOM'S A BRAIN SURGEON.Copy !req
483. OH. WOW!Copy !req
484. UH... UH... UH, HEY.Copy !req
485. YOU LOST YOUR CAP.Copy !req
486. N-NO, I DIDN'T.Copy !req
487. YES, YOU DID!Copy !req
488. HEY!Copy !req
489. DOMINIQUE ADAMS.Copy !req
490. PAUL ALLEN.Copy !req
491. CHRIS ANDERSON...Copy !req
492. SORRY I'M LATE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
493. THEY'RE HANDING OUT
THE DIPLOMAS.Copy !req
494. SO FAR, IT'S A
BEAUTIFUL CEREMONY.Copy !req
495. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY KENAN'S NAME ISN'T
IN THE PROGRAM.Copy !req
496. IT'S NOT
IN THE PROGRAM?Copy !req
497. NO.Copy !req
498. Principal Horn:
MARIA "RUNNING BEAR" KIM.Copy !req
499. KEL, I THINK
YOU'RE UP NEXT.Copy !req
500. KEL EINSTEIN
HYPOTHALAMUS KIMBALL.Copy !req
501. WOW!Copy !req
502. WOW!Copy !req
503. THAT'S ME!Copy !req
504. WHOO!Copy !req
505. I GRADUATED!Copy !req
506. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
507. OH, I LOVE YA, LOVE YA,
LOVE YA, LOVE YA, LOVE YA!Copy !req
508. OH! WHOO!Copy !req
509. OH! OH, THANK YOU!Copy !req
510. THANK YOU! OH! OH.Copy !req
511. HOLY HICKAFIRE!
BOY AIN'T WEARING PANTS.Copy !req
512. GRANDMA, LET ME SEE,
LET ME SEE.Copy !req
513. LET ME—LET ME!Copy !req
514. WHOO!Copy !req
515. CONGRATULATIONS,
KEL.Copy !req
516. THANKS, MAN.Copy !req
517. NOW I HAVE TO GET
A DIPLOMA.Copy !req
518. YOU DON'T SUPPOSE A BIG,
GIANT BULLDOZER'SCopy !req
519. GONNA COME CRASHING
THROUGH THE STANDSCopy !req
520. AND DISRUPT GRADUATION
BEFORE I HAVE TO GO UP
THERE, DO YOU?Copy !req
521. I DOUBT IT.Copy !req
522. ALL RIGHT. WELL...
NEXT NAME SHE CALLS,
I'M GONNA...Copy !req
523. Principal Horn:
MARY SUE LABITINSKY.Copy !req
524. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?Copy !req
525. SHE PRONOUNCED KENAN'S
NAME WRONG.Copy !req
526. AND NOW, SENIOR CLASS
VALEDICTORIAN,Copy !req
527. SHARLA MORRISON, HAS
A FEW WORDS TO SHARE WITH US.Copy !req
528. HEY, WHEN'S KENAN
GIVING HIS SPEECH?Copy !req
529. MY BATTERY'S
RUNNING LOW.Copy !req
530. OH, HERE, UNCLE LOU.
I GOT YOU AN EXTRA BATTERY.Copy !req
531. I DON'T WANT YOU
TO MISS A MINUTE OF THIS.Copy !req
532. THANK YOU,
PRINCIPAL HORN,Copy !req
533. FELLOW STUDENTS,
FACULTY,Copy !req
534. FAMILY, AND FRIENDS.Copy !req
535. AS I LOOK OUT ON
THE SENIOR CLASS THIS MORNING,Copy !req
536. I JUST WANT TO SAY—Copy !req
537. HERE'S KENAN!Copy !req
538. THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
SHARLA, FOR THAT LOVELY
INTRODUCTION.Copy !req
539. WHEN THEY ASKED ME
TO GIVE THIS S-SPEECH,Copy !req
540. BECAUSE THEY DID ASK ME,Copy !req
541. I WAS REMINDED
OF THE LOVELY WORDSCopy !req
542. BY THE POET, UH...
WILLIAM, UH... LONG—Copy !req
543. JONES, III. AHEM!Copy !req
544. HE SAID, UH...Copy !req
545. "WHEN YOU DREAM...Copy !req
546. "MAKE SURE YOU DON'T
FALL ASLEEP ON THE BUSCopy !req
547. OR YOU MISS YOUR STOP."
HAPPY GRADUATION!Copy !req
548. NOT SO FAST, KENAN!Copy !req
549. WHAT? YOU WANTED
A LONGER SPEECH?Copy !req
550. NO. I WANT YOU
TO TELL EVERYONE HERECopy !req
551. EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING.Copy !req
552. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
553. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...Copy !req
554. HEY, KENAN!Copy !req
555. I GOT THAT BULLDOZER
YOU WANTED! YEAH!Copy !req
556. UH! UH!Copy !req
557. WHOO!Copy !req
558. YEAH!Copy !req
559. HAPPY GRADUATION!Copy !req
560. YEAH!Copy !req
561. OOH! THANK YOU.Copy !req
562. KEE-UH...Copy !req
563. ALL RIGHT!
DID Y'ALL ENJOY OUR
GRADUATION EPISODE?Copy !req
564. WHOO!Copy !req
565. WHOO!Copy !req
566. MAN, KENAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU GOT AWAY WITH IT.Copy !req
567. GOT AWAY WITH WHAT?Copy !req
568. AND PRINCIPAL HORN
DIDN'T EVEN FIND YOU OUT.Copy !req
569. KEL?Copy !req
570. WHAT?Copy !req
571. WEREN'T YOU PAYING
ATTENTION? SHE FOUND
OUT EVERYTHING.Copy !req
572. WHAT? WELL, IT WAS KIND
OF HARD TO HEAR FROM THE—
YOU KNOW, THE BULLDOZER.Copy !req
573. OH. I FORGIVE YOU.Copy !req
574. MY PARENTS GROUNDED ME
FOR THE WHOLE SUMMER.Copy !req
575. OOH!Copy !req
576. MY UNCLE LOUIE
HASN'T STOPPED CRYING,Copy !req
577. HEY, WELL,
AT LEAST WE GRADUATED.Copy !req
578. YEAH. WE HAVE HAD
SOME GOOD TIMES
THESE LAST FEW YEARS.Copy !req
579. YEAH.Copy !req
580. OHH.Copy !req
581. OH.Copy !req
582. OH!Copy !req
583. OH!Copy !req
584. WOW! OOH!Copy !req
585. YES, THESE LAST
FEW YEARS HAVE BEEN
WONDERFUL.Copy !req
586. YEP, WE HAVE HAD
SOME GOOD TIMES.Copy !req
587. YOU KNOW WHAT, KEL?Copy !req
588. WHAT, MAN?Copy !req
589. NOW THAT WE GRADUATED,
WHY DON'T YOU GRAB
A TEXTBOOK,Copy !req
590. A CABBAGE MAP,
AND A BEEKEEPER'S SUIT
AND MEET ME IN COLLEGE?Copy !req
591. COME ON, BILLY!Copy !req
592. KENAN?Copy !req
593. COLLEGE?
W-W-W-WHAT COLLEGE?Copy !req
594. A-A-AND DO I HAVE TO TAKE
A BEEKEEPING CLASS?Copy !req
595. KENAN?Copy !req
596. AAAHHH! HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
597. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON AND THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
598. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
599. WHY?Copy !req