1. - OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. - ALL RIGHTY.Copy !req
3. THANK YOU FOR SHARING
IN THE KENAN & KELEXPERIENCE.Copy !req
4. I STILL GO BY THE NAME OF...Copy !req
5. KENAN!Copy !req
6. - AND FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,
I SHALL BE KNOWN AS...Copy !req
7. KEL!Copy !req
8. - ALL RIGHT, NOW,
TONIGHT'S EPISODECopy !req
9. IS GOING TO BE REALLY, REALLY
SOMETHING—Copy !req
10. - WHOA, WAIT, KENAN. WE'RE NOT
DONE WITH THE INTRODUCTION.Copy !req
11. - WHAT?Copy !req
12. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE WELCOME...Copy !req
13. CAPTAIN O'WONDERFUL!Copy !req
14. - THANK YOU,
LASSIES AND LADDIES.Copy !req
15. I'M CAPTAIN O'WONDERFUL!Copy !req
16. - KEL, WHO IS THIS?Copy !req
17. - IT'S CAPTAIN O'WONDERFUL.Copy !req
18. - I KNOW THAT,
BUT WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?Copy !req
19. - WELL, I THOUGHT I'D ADD
A NEW CHARACTER TO THE SHOW.Copy !req
20. - I'M CAPTAIN O'WONDERFUL!Copy !req
21. - WHY DO WE NEED A NEW CHARACTER
ON THE SHOW?Copy !req
22. - WELL, HE CAN HELP OUT.Copy !req
23. YOU KNOW, GET US OUT
OF ALL THAT TROUBLECopy !req
24. WE GET INTO EVERY EPISODE.Copy !req
25. AND, ALSO, HE'S IRISH.Copy !req
26. - I'M CAPTAIN O'WONDERFUL!Copy !req
27. - STOP SAYING THAT!Copy !req
28. - COME ON, KENAN.
CAN WE KEEP HIM?Copy !req
29. HE'S STRONG.
HE CAN DANCE.Copy !req
30. AND HE'S IRISH.Copy !req
31. - ALL RIGHT, WELL, UH,
WHAT'S HIS WEAKNESS?Copy !req
32. - I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
33. - YOU KNOW, WEAKNESS.Copy !req
34. LIKE, SUPERMAN'S WEAKNESS
IS KRYPTONITE.Copy !req
35. SUPERDUDE'S WEAKNESS IS MILK.Copy !req
36. - HEY, HUH, CAPTAIN O'WONDERFUL,Copy !req
37. WHAT'S YOUR WEAKNESS?Copy !req
38. - WELL, THE ONLY THING THAT
CAN DEFEAT CAPTAIN O'WONDERFULCopy !req
39. ARE CORN DOGS.Copy !req
40. CORN DOGS?Copy !req
41. WELL, THAT'S TOO BADCopy !req
42. BECAUSE I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE
A CORN DOGCopy !req
43. RIGHT HERE!Copy !req
44. - OH!Copy !req
45. ME UNLUCKY CHARMS!Copy !req
46. - HEY—Copy !req
47. - YOU SCARED AWAY
CAPTAIN O'WONDERFUL.Copy !req
48. - KEL, YOU JUST CAN'T GO ADDING
CHARACTERS TO THE SHOWCopy !req
49. AND REPLACING THEM AND STUFF
LIKE THAT.Copy !req
50. UNLESS ONE OF THE CHARACTERS
NEVER REALLY BELONGED THERECopy !req
51. IN THE FIRST PLACE.Copy !req
52. WELL, NEVER MIND.
COME ON, CHUCKY.Copy !req
53. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN BYCopy !req
54. "UNLESS ONE OF THEM REALLY DON'T
BELONG THERE;Copy !req
55. COME ON, CHUCKY"?Copy !req
56. KENAN!
OH, HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
57. - SO DID YOU ENJOY
YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY, HONEY?Copy !req
58. - YEAH.Copy !req
59. BUT I WISH I KNEW WHAT HAD
HAPPENED TO KEL.Copy !req
60. - YEAH.
WHERE IS KEL?Copy !req
61. I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM FOR, LIKE,
THREE HOURS.Copy !req
62. - HE'S PROBABLY STILL HIDING.Copy !req
63. - HIDING?
WHY WOULD HE BE HIDING?Copy !req
64. - BECAUSE I TOLD HIM WE WERE
PLAYING HIDE AND GO SEEK.Copy !req
65. OH-HO!
YEAH!Copy !req
66. - OH, ROGER, THAT'S NOT NICE.Copy !req
67. - ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
68. OLLY, OLLY, OXEN FREE!Copy !req
69. - I WON!
I WON!Copy !req
70. OOH, CAKE.Copy !req
71. - ROGER, ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
72. - I THINK I BROKE MY NOSE.Copy !req
73. - DADDY, COME ON.
GET UP.Copy !req
74. DADDY, DO YOU THINK WE CAN WATCH
MY VIDEO AGAIN?Copy !req
75. KEL DIDN'T GET A CHANCE
TO SEE IT.Copy !req
76. - SEE WHAT VIDEO?Copy !req
77. - MAN, WE WERE WATCHING
THESE BORING OLD HOME MOVIESCopy !req
78. OF KYRA AS A BABY.Copy !req
79. - Y'ALL GOT ANY VIDEOS OF ME
AS A BABY?Copy !req
80. - WHY WOULD MY PARENTS
HAVE VIDEOS OF YOU AS A BABY?Copy !req
81. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE VIDEOS
OF ME AS A BABY.Copy !req
82. - WHY YOU AIN'T GOT ANY VIDEOS
OF KENAN AS A BABY?Copy !req
83. I MEAN, WHAT,
YOU DON'T LIKE HIM?Copy !req
84. - SURE, THEY LIKE HIM.Copy !req
85. THEY JUST LIKE ME MORE.Copy !req
86. - NO, WE LOVE BOTH OF YOU
THE SAME.Copy !req
87. IT'S JUST WE DIDN'T BUY
A VIDEO CAMERACopy !req
88. UNTIL AFTER KYRA WAS BORN.Copy !req
89. - HA!
I BET HE WAS JUST AN UGLY BABY.Copy !req
90. - NOW THAT WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT IT,Copy !req
91. I DON'T THINK I'VE EVEN SEEN
PICTURES OF ME AS A BABY.Copy !req
92. - THAT'S BECAUSE
THERE AREN'T ANY.Copy !req
93. - WHAT?
- SEE? UGLY BABY.Copy !req
94. UGLY BABY.Copy !req
95. - KEL, SHH.
- PLEASE.Copy !req
96. KENAN, WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER,Copy !req
97. THERE WAS A FLOOD
IN THE BASEMENT.Copy !req
98. ALL OF YOUR BABY PICTURES
WERE DESTROYED.Copy !req
99. - WELL, THAT'S FUNNY,
I DON'T REMEMBER A FLOOD.Copy !req
100. - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE
A LITTLE BABY WHEN IT HAPPENED.Copy !req
101. - LITTLE UGLY BABY.
- KEL.Copy !req
102. - YOU KNOW,
WHEN I WAS LITTLE,Copy !req
103. MY MOM SAID I HAD THE CUTEST
LITTLE BUTT.Copy !req
104. WANT TO SEE?Copy !req
105. NO!Copy !req
106. - HEY, YOU'RE NOT A BABY
NO MORECopy !req
107. AND DON'T NOBODY WANT TO SEE
YOUR BOOTY.Copy !req
108. - FINE.Copy !req
109. - MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DON'T
HAVE ANY BABY PICTURES OF ME.Copy !req
110. - HEY, LOOK, YOUR PARENTS SAID
IT WAS ALL DESTROYEDCopy !req
111. IN THE FLOOD.Copy !req
112. - YEAH, BUT IT SEEMED
KIND OF FISHY TO MECopy !req
113. LIKE THEY WERE TRYING TO COVER
SOMETHING UP.Copy !req
114. - WAIT A MINUTE.
SEE?Copy !req
115. HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOU
RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
116. - THAT'S KYRA.Copy !req
117. - WHO'S THE MAN NEXT TO HER?Copy !req
118. - OH, THAT'S MY AUNT LATIFIAH.Copy !req
119. - OOH, SHE LOOKS LIKE
A CIRCUS GOAT.Copy !req
120. - YES, SHE DID A LITTLE WORK
IN THE CIRCUS FOR—Copy !req
121. NEVER MIND ABOUT HER, MAN.
LET'S KEEP LOOKING.Copy !req
122. THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING
DOWN HERECopy !req
123. FROM WHEN I WAS A BABY.Copy !req
124. - WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
125. MAYBE YOU NEVER WERE A BABY.Copy !req
126. - WHAT?
OF COURSE I WAS A BABY.Copy !req
127. EVERYBODY WAS A BABY.Copy !req
128. - HOLD ON, MAYBE YOU WERE
AN ALIENCopy !req
129. THAT WAS LEFT HERE
TO OBSERVE OUR EARTHLY WAYSCopy !req
130. INTO THE YEAR 2007.Copy !req
131. - I DOUBT THAT.Copy !req
132. - HEY, WHAT'S OVER HERE?Copy !req
133. HA-HA-HA!
HEY, CHECK IT OUT, KENAN.Copy !req
134. I'M SIR KEL-A-LOT.Copy !req
135. - GREAT.Copy !req
136. - AND, UH...Copy !req
137. KENAN!Copy !req
138. OH, I'M STUCK!Copy !req
139. I CAN'T GET IT OFF!Copy !req
140. - MAN, LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF
AROUND HERE.Copy !req
141. DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE
THAT A HUGE FLOODCopy !req
142. DESTROYED ONLY MY BABY PICTURES?Copy !req
143. - WELL, YEAH.Copy !req
144. IF YOUR STUFF WAS OVER HERE
AND IT WAS THIS PIPE THAT BROKE,Copy !req
145. SEE?Copy !req
146. - AH!
LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THE—Copy !req
147. OH, KEL!
DO SOMETHING!Copy !req
148. - OKAY.Copy !req
149. - I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
A PUPPET SHOW.Copy !req
150. I MEAN, DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THE WATER!Copy !req
151. - OH!
OH!Copy !req
152. - PUT THAT IN.
- OKAY.Copy !req
153. - THANK YA.Copy !req
154. - NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
155. - THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME KIND
OF EXPLANATION FOR ALL THIS.Copy !req
156. I BROKE
THE PIPE; WATER CAME OUT.Copy !req
157. - NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
THE BROKEN PIPE.Copy !req
158. WAIT.Copy !req
159. MAYBE THERE'S NO BABY STUFF
OF MECopy !req
160. BECAUSE MY PARENTS DIDN'T KNOW
ME WHEN I WAS A BABY.Copy !req
161. MAYBE THEY AREN'T REALLY
MY PARENTS.Copy !req
162. - SEE?
YOU'RE AN ALIEN.Copy !req
163. - I'M NOT AN ALIEN, MAN,Copy !req
164. BUT I THINK I'M ADOPTED.Copy !req
165. ADOPTED?Copy !req
166. - YEAH.
ADOPTED.Copy !req
167. - YOUR PARENTS ADOPTED AN ALIEN?Copy !req
168. - OH!
NO!Copy !req
169. PUT THE FROG IN!Copy !req
170. PUT THE FROG IN!Copy !req
171. - AND HERE'S YOUR BILL.Copy !req
172. - OOH-WEE!Copy !req
173. MAN, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.Copy !req
174. BOY, I'M GLAD I'M NOT YOU,
PAYING ALL THAT MONEYCopy !req
175. JUST BECAUSE YOUR SON'S FRIEND
BROKE A PIPE.Copy !req
176. OH, SORRY.Copy !req
177. - HEY, CAN I ASK A QUESTION,
ROGER AND SHERYL?Copy !req
178. - HUH?Copy !req
179. - UM, AM I...
HAVE I EVER BEEN...Copy !req
180. WELL, NO, I GUESS WHAT
I'M TRYING TO SAY...Copy !req
181. - HE WANTS TO KNOW
IF HE'S AN ALIEN.Copy !req
182. - WHAT?
- ALIEN?Copy !req
183. - NO, NO.Copy !req
184. I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU GUYS
ARE REALLY MY PARENTS.Copy !req
185. - KENAN, OF COURSE WE ARE.Copy !req
186. YOU'RE ALL ALIENS!Copy !req
187. - KEL!Copy !req
188. KENAN, WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT
WE REALLY AREN'T YOUR PARENTS?Copy !req
189. - WELL, BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY BABY PICTURES OF MECopy !req
190. AND NO HOME MOVIES.Copy !req
191. - BUT, HONEY, WE EXPLAINED
ALL THAT STUFF.Copy !req
192. - WELL, THEN HOW COMES THERE'S
NO, LIKE, BABY KENAN SHOESCopy !req
193. OR BABY KENAN BLANKET
OR BABY KENAN ANYTHING?Copy !req
194. - KENAN, THEY ALL GOT RUINED
IN THE FLOOD.Copy !req
195. - ALIENS.Copy !req
196. - KENAN, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
YOU'RE OUR SON.Copy !req
197. - WELL, THEN, TELL ME A STORY
FROM WHEN I WAS A BABY.Copy !req
198. - OKAY.
UM...Copy !req
199. UM, OKAY.Copy !req
200. UH, ROGER?Copy !req
201. - HUH?Copy !req
202. - OH, UH, A STORY ABOUT KENAN
AS A BABY.Copy !req
203. OH, I GOT ONE.Copy !req
204. - LET'S HEAR IT.
- YEAH, BETTER BE GOOD.Copy !req
205. - ONCE I TOOK YOU ON
A ROLLER COASTER.Copy !req
206. - OH, THIS SOUNDS GOOD.
TOOK HIM ON A ROLLER COASTER.Copy !req
207. KEEP IT GOING.Copy !req
208. - WHEN WE WENT THROUGH
THE LOOPTY-LOOP,Copy !req
209. I UNBUCKLED YOUR SEATBELT
AND I HELD YOU OUT LIKE SO,Copy !req
210. AND SURE ENOUGH, YOU SPIT UP
ALL OVER MY HAIR.Copy !req
211. OH, NO, WAIT.
THAT WAS KYRA.Copy !req
212. - AH!
SEE, I KNEW IT.Copy !req
213. - OH, KENAN, COME ON.Copy !req
214. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE US, JUST
CHECK YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE.Copy !req
215. IT HAS ALL OUR NAMES ON IT.Copy !req
216. - FINE.
WHERE'S MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE?Copy !req
217. - IT'S, UM...Copy !req
218. UH, ROGER?
WHERE IS HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE?Copy !req
219. - I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
220. BUT I KNOW WHERE KYRA'S IS.Copy !req
221. - OH, WHY YOU DISSING ME, MAN?Copy !req
222. - KENAN, CALM DOWN.Copy !req
223. WE CAN JUST SEND AWAY FOR A COPY
OF YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE.Copy !req
224. - NO, IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
225. HOW DO I KNOW Y'ALL JUST AIN'T
GOING TO PRINT UP A FAKE ONE?Copy !req
226. - BECAUSE WE'RE NOT.Copy !req
227. - NO, NO.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
228. I'LL JUST GO DOWN TO THE PLACE,Copy !req
229. YOU KNOW, WHERE THEY KEEP
ALL THE BIRTH RECORDS.Copy !req
230. THE...
- OH, YEAH.Copy !req
231. THE CITY OF CHICAGO
DEPARTMENT OF RECORDS, UH-HUH,Copy !req
232. IN THE MUNICIPAL BUILDING
ON THE THIRD FLOOR.Copy !req
233. SECOND DOOR ON THE RIGHT
NEXT TO THE WATER FOUNTAIN.Copy !req
234. - THERE.Copy !req
235. I'M GOING TO THE PLACE
WHERE HE SAID,Copy !req
236. AND I'M GOING TO FIND
THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE MYSELF.Copy !req
237. COME ON, KEL.Copy !req
238. GOOD-BYE, ROGER, SHERYL.Copy !req
239. - KENAN, DON'T CALL US BY
OUR FIRST NAME.Copy !req
240. - I'M SORRY.Copy !req
241. GOOD-BYE, MR. AND MRS. ROCKMORE.Copy !req
242. - HEY, UH, IF KENAN'S REALLY
NOT YOUR SON,Copy !req
243. CAN I STILL COME OVER
AND HANG OUT WITH YOU?Copy !req
244. YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID NO!Copy !req
245. - CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
246. - YEAH, WE'RE TRYING TO PROVE
MY MAN KENAN HERECopy !req
247. IS AN ALIEN FROM OUTER SPACE.Copy !req
248. - SECURITY!Copy !req
249. - OH, NO NEED TO CALL SECURITY.Copy !req
250. EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN.Copy !req
251. I NEED A COPY
OF MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE.Copy !req
252. MY NAME IS KENAN ROCKMORE.Copy !req
253. - ALL RIGHT.
ROCKMORE.Copy !req
254. - YEAH.Copy !req
255. - HEY, KENAN, CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
256. WITH THIS HELMET ON,
I CAN'T FEEL ANY PAIN.Copy !req
257. AHH!Copy !req
258. OW!
OH! OH!Copy !req
259. - HERE IT IS.Copy !req
260. - THANK YOU.Copy !req
261. WAIT, I DON'T THINK THIS
IS MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE.Copy !req
262. THIS SAYS "KEVIN ROCKMORE."Copy !req
263. - OH, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
264. I MUST HAVE GIVEN YOU
THE WRONG ONE.Copy !req
265. GIVE ME A SECOND.
- OKAY.Copy !req
266. HEY, KEL, LOOK AT THIS, MAN.Copy !req
267. THIS DUDE KEVIN ROCKMORE
WAS BORN ON THE SAME DAY AS MECopy !req
268. AND AT THE SAME HOSPITAL, TOO.Copy !req
269. - HEY, MAYBE
YOU'RE KEVIN ROCKMORE.Copy !req
270. - WELL, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.Copy !req
271. - NO, YEAH, SURE IT DOES.Copy !req
272. MAYBE YOU WERE SWITCHED.Copy !req
273. MAYBE YOUR PARENTS GOT
THE WRONG KID.Copy !req
274. IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
275. - SO YOU'RE SAYING
THAT MY PARENTSCopy !req
276. ARE GEORGE AND MARGARET
ROCKMORE?Copy !req
277. PLEASE.Copy !req
278. - HERE YOU GO.
KENAN ROCKMORE.Copy !req
279. ROGER AND SHERYL ROCKMORE.Copy !req
280. - YEAH.Copy !req
281. GET THIS, HE SEEMS TO THINK
THAT I WAS SWITCHEDCopy !req
282. WITH ANOTHER BABY
AT THE HOSPITAL.Copy !req
283. SWITCHED AT BIRTH.Copy !req
284. YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW OFTEN
THAT HAPPENS.Copy !req
285. - I-I WOULD?
- MM.Copy !req
286. - THAT COULDN'T HAPPEN TO ME,
COULD IT?Copy !req
287. - WELL, TWO BABIES BORN
AT THE SAME HOSPITALCopy !req
288. AT THE SAME TIME
WITH ALMOST IDENTICAL NAMES?Copy !req
289. ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
290. - WOW.Copy !req
291. MAYBE I WAS SWITCHED AT BIRTH.Copy !req
292. - HEY, THINK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
293. YOU DON'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE
YOUR PARENTS.Copy !req
294. - I DON'T, DO I?Copy !req
295. WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
296. I WAS SWITCHED AT BIRTH.Copy !req
297. A GEORGE AND MARGARET ROCKMORE.Copy !req
298. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.Copy !req
299. AH, HERE'S THE ADDRESS.Copy !req
300. - HEY, I GOT THE INFORMATION
LADY ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
301. UH-HUH.
YEAH, ROCKMORE.Copy !req
302. HEY, KENAN, I GOT THE NUMBER.
I'M ABOUT TO CALL IT RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
303. - NO, WAIT,
DON'T CALL, MAN,Copy !req
304. "CAUSE I GOT TO GET—Copy !req
305. HELLO?Copy !req
306. - HEY, IS GEORGE OR MARGARET
ROCKMORE THERE?Copy !req
307. - NO, KEL,
THIS IS KENAN ROCKMORE.Copy !req
308. - HEY, KENAN.Copy !req
309. IS GEORGE OR MARGARET ROCKMORE
THERE?Copy !req
310. - YOU GOT THE WRONG ROCKMORES!Copy !req
311. - I THOUGHT IT WAS KIND OF FUNNY
YOU GUYS HAD THE SAME NUMBER.Copy !req
312. - CAN I HAVE THE NUMBER
TO THE ROCKMORE RESIDENCE?Copy !req
313. YEAH, GEORGE AND MARGARET
ROCKMORE.Copy !req
314. YEAH. OKAY.Copy !req
315. ALL RIGHT. UH-HUH.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
316. - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO SAY?Copy !req
317. - I DON'T KNOW, MAN.Copy !req
318. I GOT TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING.Copy !req
319. OH, HELLO.Copy !req
320. YEAH, IS THIS GEORGE
OR MARGARET?Copy !req
321. OH, UH,
YOU GAVE THE WRONG NUMBER.Copy !req
322. I'M TALKING.
STOP TALKING HERE.Copy !req
323. - WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?Copy !req
324. - I GOT NERVOUS.Copy !req
325. - JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE SWITCHED
AT BIRTHCopy !req
326. AND THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME
MAKING CONTACTCopy !req
327. WITH YOUR ACTUAL PARENTS?Copy !req
328. WHAT A BABY.Copy !req
329. - KEL, DON'T MAKE A BIG DEAL
OUT OF THIS, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
330. I MEAN, I'M JUST TRYING
TO MAKE SURECopy !req
331. THAT THEY'RE GOING TO BE HOME
TOMORROW MORNINGCopy !req
332. SO I CAN MEET "EM IN PERSON.Copy !req
333. - MAN, I'LL HANDLE THIS.Copy !req
334. YES, HELLO?
IS THIS GEORGE ROCKMORE?Copy !req
335. HERE'S YOUR SON.Copy !req
336. - HELLO?
AH, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
337. THIS ISN'T YOUR SON.
THIS IS...Copy !req
338. YURSON.Copy !req
339. YEP, YURSON SMITH.Copy !req
340. I'M SWEDISH.Copy !req
341. I OWN MY OWN COMPANY.Copy !req
342. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME.Copy !req
343. ARE YOU AND YOUR WIFE GOING
TO BE HOME TOMORROW MORNING?Copy !req
344. RIGHT.Copy !req
345. BECAUSE I HAVE UND GIFT FOR YOU,
YES, YES.Copy !req
346. I'M SURE YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT
OR MY NAME ISN'T YURSON.Copy !req
347. OKAY, GREAT.Copy !req
348. AH, SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING.Copy !req
349. ALL RIGHT, BYE.Copy !req
350. - HEY, THAT WENT SMOOTH.Copy !req
351. - ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, LET'S JUST GO TO BED.Copy !req
352. ALL RIGHT?
- ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
353. - WE GOT A BIG DAY AHEAD OF US,
BOY.Copy !req
354. TOMORROW I MEET MY REAL PARENTS.Copy !req
355. - OH, THIS IS SOME PLACE.Copy !req
356. MAN, THIS IS BETTER THAN
YOUR OLD PARENT'S HOUSE.Copy !req
357. CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
358. - UH, YEAH.Copy !req
359. WE'RE TO SEE GEORGE AND MARGARET
ROCKMORE.Copy !req
360. I'M THEIR SON.Copy !req
361. - THE PRINCE?Copy !req
362. IT'S THE PRINCE!Copy !req
363. - WHAT?
WHAT?Copy !req
364. I'M A PRINCE?Copy !req
365. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,Copy !req
366. KING GEORGE AND QUEEN MARGARET
ROCKMORE.Copy !req
367. - OUR SON.
WE FINALLY MEET.Copy !req
368. WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME.Copy !req
369. - MOTHER?
FATHER?Copy !req
370. - PLEASE, SIT ON YOUR THRONECopy !req
371. AND TAKE YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE
AS PRINCECopy !req
372. OF THE KINGDOM OF CHICAGO.Copy !req
373. - WOW.Copy !req
374. WELL, THIS IS THE LIFE.Copy !req
375. - OOH, CAN I HAVE A THRONE?
WHERE'S MY THRONE?Copy !req
376. LADY!
CAN I HAVE—Copy !req
377. - NO.Copy !req
378. - HERE'S THIS WEEK'S ALLOWANCE,Copy !req
379. $1 MILLION.Copy !req
380. - AND NOW THAT YOU ARE OUR SON,Copy !req
381. YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO DO
HOMEWORK AGAIN.Copy !req
382. - CAN I HAVE SOME MORE SODA?Copy !req
383. NO.Copy !req
384. - WHAT ELSE DO I GET?Copy !req
385. - ANYTHING YOU WANT,Copy !req
386. YOUR OWN PERSONAL SERVANT
WILL GET IT FOR YOU.Copy !req
387. - YEAH, KENAN,
WHAT CAN I GET YOU?Copy !req
388. - CHRIS?
YOU'RE MY PERSONAL SERVANT?Copy !req
389. - YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
390. AIN'T IT A HOOT?Copy !req
391. HOOT.Copy !req
392. - YES, HOOT.
NOW STOP MOCKING ME.Copy !req
393. I'M UNHAPPY ENOUGH AS IT IS.Copy !req
394. - SO ANYTHING I WANT,
YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME.Copy !req
395. - YES.
UNFORTUNATELY, YES.Copy !req
396. - OKAY, GIVE ME YOUR HAIR.Copy !req
397. - MY HAIR?Copy !req
398. - YOU HEARD ME.
I WANT YOUR HAIR.Copy !req
399. YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO ME.Copy !req
400. rip!Copy !req
401. - THANKS.Copy !req
402. - HOW ABOUT SOME MORE SODA?Copy !req
403. - NO!Copy !req
404. - WHAT KIND OF PALACE IS THIS?Copy !req
405. ALL I WANT IS SOME ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
406. - MUST HE BE IN THIS DREAM?Copy !req
407. - WAIT, I'M SORRY, MAMA—
QUEEN MAMA.Copy !req
408. IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW,
HE'S MY BEST FRIENDCopy !req
409. FROM BEFORE I WAS A PRINCE.Copy !req
410. - WELL, I SUPPOSE HE CAN STAY.Copy !req
411. BUT HE'S NOT GOING TO BE
A NUISANCE, IS HE?Copy !req
412. - WELL, I CAN'T REALLY MAKE
ANY PROMISES, BUT...Copy !req
413. - HEY, KENAN, LOOK!Copy !req
414. IT'S A PIPE.Copy !req
415. IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE ONE
IN YOUR BASEMENT.Copy !req
416. - OH, MAN.
EVEN IN MY DREAMS.Copy !req
417. KEL—
KEL, WAKE UP!Copy !req
418. I HAD A DREAM THAT I MET
GEORGE AND MARGARET ROCKMORECopy !req
419. AND THEY TURNED OUT TO BE
A KING AND A QUEEN,Copy !req
420. AND I WAS A PRINCE.Copy !req
421. - WHAT WAS I?Copy !req
422. - ANNOYING.
- ME? ANNOYING?Copy !req
423. THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A DREAM.Copy !req
424. - MAN, WHAT IF MY PARENTS
REALLY ARE ROYALTY?Copy !req
425. - OR MAYBE THEY'RE SNOW PEOPLE
FROM THE NORTH POLE.Copy !req
426. - SNOW PEOPLE
FROM THE NORTH POLE?Copy !req
427. WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT
ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
428. I BETTER GO BACK TO SLEEP
AND SEE.Copy !req
429. M-MOM.
D-D-DADDY.Copy !req
430. HEY.
I'M YOUR SON.Copy !req
431. AND I'M REALLY COLD.Copy !req
432. - IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU, SON.Copy !req
433. - HERE'S YOUR ALLOWANCE.Copy !req
434. - A FISH?
A FISH IS MY ALLOWANCE?Copy !req
435. - NOTHING IS TOO GOOD
FOR OUR SON.Copy !req
436. - OKAY, LOOK, GUYS.Copy !req
437. I'M REALLY COLD.Copy !req
438. I MEAN, DO Y'ALL HAVE A HEATER
OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
439. - A HEATER?
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ELECTRICITY.Copy !req
440. NOW, CAN YOU GO CATCH US
SOME DINNER?Copy !req
441. - WHAT?
WHAT?Copy !req
442. BUT CAN'T YOU JUST EAT
MY ALLOWANCE?Copy !req
443. - AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,Copy !req
444. TAKE THE PENGUIN
FOR A WALK.Copy !req
445. - BUT...
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
446. OH, MAN, THIS IS BAD.Copy !req
447. IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP.Copy !req
448. OH!Copy !req
449. - WELL?Copy !req
450. - I DON'T WANT WANT TO LIVE
IN THE NORTH POLE.Copy !req
451. I SURE HOPE THAT GEORGE
AND MARGARET AREN'T SNOW PEOPLE.Copy !req
452. - OKAY, WELL,
WHAT ABOUT KEVIN ROCKMORE?Copy !req
453. - WHAT ABOUT KEVIN ROCKMORE?Copy !req
454. - WELL, YOU KNOW, IF YOU GO LIVE
WITH THE SNOW PEOPLE,Copy !req
455. HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO COME HERE
AND LIVE.Copy !req
456. - HUH.
I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
457. - YEAH, WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD.Copy !req
458. - OKAY, I WILL.
- HAVE A NICE DREAM.Copy !req
459. - HEY, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
460. - HEY, IT'S, UH...
WHAT'S HIS NAME?Copy !req
461. - YEAH, THAT KID
WHO USED TO LIVE HERE.Copy !req
462. - I THINK HIS NAME IS, UM,Copy !req
463. KENAN.Copy !req
464. - OH, YEAH!
THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
465. - ALL RIGHT, WELL, UH,
HOW DO YOU GUYS LIKE KEVIN?Copy !req
466. - OH, WE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.Copy !req
467. - HE'S MUCH BETTER THAN YOU.Copy !req
468. - AH, DINNER'S READY.Copy !req
469. I MADE EVERYBODY'S
FAVORITE DISH.Copy !req
470. - OH!
- MY GOODNESS.Copy !req
471. - OH, AND KEVIN,
HE IS THE GREATEST COOK.Copy !req
472. - AND HE GETS STRAIGHT "A's.Copy !req
473. - AND HE NEVER GETS
INTO TROUBLE.Copy !req
474. - OH, BEFORE I FORGET,Copy !req
475. HERE'S EVERYBODY'S ALLOWANCE.Copy !req
476. - WHOA!Copy !req
477. - HE GIVES YOU ALLOWANCE?Copy !req
478. - YES.
KEVIN IS THE BEST.Copy !req
479. - OH, KEL, MY FRIEND.Copy !req
480. SOMEBODY THAT LIKES ME MORE
THAN KEVIN.Copy !req
481. HOW'S IT GOING?Copy !req
482. - HEY, MARVIN.Copy !req
483. - MY NAME'S NOT MARVIN.
IT'S KENAN.Copy !req
484. - KEVIN!
WHAT'S UP, BROTHER?Copy !req
485. ON THE LEG.Copy !req
486. WHAT'S UP, MAN?
TOO COOL, MAN.Copy !req
487. WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
488. - HERE'S SOME MORE SODA.Copy !req
489. - NO, MAN.
THAT'S OKAY.Copy !req
490. I MEAN, JUST BEING YOUR FRIENDCopy !req
491. MAKES ME HAPPY.Copy !req
492. - HUH?Copy !req
493. - AND CHECK IT OUT,Copy !req
494. ME AND KEVIN,
WE'RE STARTING OUR OWN SHOW.Copy !req
495. IT'S CALLED
THE KEVIN AND KEL SHOW.Copy !req
496. - OH...Copy !req
497. - BUT—BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?Copy !req
498. - WHAT ABOUT YOU, MARVIN?Copy !req
499. - STOP SINGING.Copy !req
500. IT'S 5:30.
5:30!Copy !req
501. KEL!
WAKE UP!Copy !req
502. IT'S 5:30!Copy !req
503. - 5:30 IN THE MORNING
OR 5:30 IN THE EVENING?Copy !req
504. - 5:30 IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
505. COME ON, TODAY'S THE DAY
I MEET MY REAL PARENTS.Copy !req
506. - CAN'T YOU JUST KEEP YOUR
FAKE PARENTS AND LET ME SLEEP?Copy !req
507. - NO!
COME ON.Copy !req
508. - OKAY, I'M READY.Copy !req
509. - WAIT, WAIT.
KEL.Copy !req
510. KEL, YOU CAN'T GO DOWN THE STEPS
WITH YOUR SUIT—Copy !req
511. thud!Copy !req
512. COME ON, KENAN.
YOU COMING OR NOT?Copy !req
513. HURRY UP!Copy !req
514. - WELL, HERE WE ARE.Copy !req
515. - MAN, THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE
AN IGLOO.Copy !req
516. - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, MAN.Copy !req
517. I'M ABOUT TO MEET MY PARENTS.Copy !req
518. WHAT'S THE MATTER?
KNOCK ON THE DOOR.Copy !req
519. - I MEAN, IT'S JUST THAT
I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFECopy !req
520. THINKING THAT SHERYL AND ROGER
WERE MY PARENTS,Copy !req
521. AND NOW I'M ABOUT TO MEET
THESE TWO TOTAL STRANGERS.Copy !req
522. THIS COULD DRASTICALLY CHANGE
MY LIFE.Copy !req
523. - SO ARE YOU GOING TO KNOCK
ON THE DOOR OR NOT?Copy !req
524. - OH, YOU KNOW I COULD WALK AWAY
RIGHT NOWCopy !req
525. AND KEEP MY LIFE THE WAY
IT IS.Copy !req
526. I MEAN, I LIKE MY LIFE.Copy !req
527. AND MY LITTLE SISTER, WELL,
SURE, SHE GETS ON MY NERVESCopy !req
528. AND TELLS ON ME ALL THE TIME,Copy !req
529. AND SHE PAINTED MY TOENAILS
THAT ONE TIMECopy !req
530. WHEN I WAS SLEEPING.Copy !req
531. - THAT WAS ME.Copy !req
532. - OH.Copy !req
533. WELL, MY POINT IS,
I LIKE MY FAMILY.Copy !req
534. YOU KNOW, EVEN IF I WAS SWITCHED
AT BIRTH,Copy !req
535. I LOVE
ROGER AND SHERYL ROCKMORE.Copy !req
536. I MEAN, THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN
THERE FOR ME.Copy !req
537. THEY PUT UP WITH YOU,
SO...Copy !req
538. NO MATTER WHAT,
THEY'LL ALWAYS BE MY PARENTS.Copy !req
539. COME ON, KEL.
LET'S GO.Copy !req
540. - HOLD UP!Copy !req
541. MAN, I DID NOT GET UP
AT 5:30 IN THE MORNING,Copy !req
542. HOP 15 MILES
WITH A KNIGHT'S HELMET ONCopy !req
543. NOT TO MEET YOUR PARENTS.Copy !req
544. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
545. - HELLO.
CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
546. - UH, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
547. NO, DIDN'T MEAN TO DISTURB YOU.Copy !req
548. WE GOT THE WRONG HOUSE.
I APOLOGIZE. SORRY.Copy !req
549. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?Copy !req
550. KNOCKING ON THE DOOR,
DISTURBING THE PEOPLE LIKE THAT.Copy !req
551. IT'S 5:30 IN THE MORN—Copy !req
552. HEY.Copy !req
553. DID YOU SEE—
- DID YOU—Copy !req
554. - HELLO.
AGAIN.Copy !req
555. - SORRY TO DISTURB YOU AGAIN,Copy !req
556. BUT YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE
GEORGE, WOULD YOU?Copy !req
557. - YES.Copy !req
558. - GEORGE ROCKMORE?Copy !req
559. - YES.Copy !req
560. - WHO WAS IT, HONEY?Copy !req
561. - SOME WHACKO AND A GUY WITH
A KNIGHT'S HELMET ON HIS HEAD.Copy !req
562. - AND YOU MUST BE MARGARET.Copy !req
563. - YES?Copy !req
564. - DAD, WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
565. - I KNOW THAT AIN'T KEVIN.Copy !req