1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
3. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
4. WELCOME TO
THE KENAN & KEL
PROGRAM.Copy !req
5. IN DENMARK,
THEY CALL ME KENAN.Copy !req
6. IN MARS THEY
CALL ME LARRY,Copy !req
7. BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE
TO BE CALLED KEL.Copy !req
8. THANK YOU. WE'VE GOT
ONE HUMDINGER OF A SHOW
FOR Y'ALL TONIGHT.Copy !req
9. I MEAN, WE'VE GOT
ACTION, DRAMA, SUSPENSE,Copy !req
10. AND, OF COURSE,
LOTS AND LOTS
OF THE COMEDY.Copy !req
11. WELL, YOU KNOW, KENAN,
INSTEAD OF THE COMEDY,Copy !req
12. I THOUGHT I'D ENTERTAIN
THE PEOPLE BY JUGGLING.Copy !req
13. I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU COULD JUGGLE.Copy !req
14. YEAH, CHECK IT OUT. WATCH.Copy !req
15. HUH? HUH?Copy !req
16. AH, THAT WAS PRETTY
NOT GOOD, KEL,Copy !req
17. BUT IF YOU ALL WANNA
SEE SOME JUGGLING,Copy !req
18. WHY DON'T YOU WATCH
TONIGHT'S SHOW.Copy !req
19. COME ON, VELMA!Copy !req
20. KENAN! KENAN!
BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY.Copy !req
21. I HAVEN'T FINISHED
MY ACT YET.Copy !req
22. NEXT I WAS GONNA JUGGLE
FLAMING SNOWBALLS.Copy !req
23. KENAN? AWWWW,
HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
24. THIS WAS WHEN BETTY
GOT KICKED IN THE HEAD
BY THE HORSE.Copy !req
25. OOOH, THAT MUST
HAVE HURT!Copy !req
26. A LITTLE.Copy !req
27. SO, CAITLIN, DID
YOU ENJOY THE TRIP?Copy !req
28. WHATEVER.Copy !req
29. OH, CAITLIN'S
BEEN DOWN
A LITTLE LATELY.Copy !req
30. HER BOYFRIEND
JUST BROKE UP
WITH HER.Copy !req
31. MOM!Copy !req
32. WELL, DON'T WORRY, SWEETIE.
THERE ARE PLENTY OFCopy !req
33. MATURE, SENSITIVE,
INTELLIGENT YOUNG MEN
OUT THERE.Copy !req
34. NO WAY, KEL. YOU CANNOT
STICK AN ENTIRE SAUSAGE
UP YOUR NOSE.Copy !req
35. UH-HUH.Copy !req
36. KENAN, YOU REMEMBER
THE NIMMERS.Copy !req
37. WHAT'S UP, NIMMERS?Copy !req
38. NIM-MER-R-R-R-R-RS!Copy !req
39. OH, THE NIMMERS. I'M
SO GLAD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.Copy !req
40. OH, I THOUGHT I'D
NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.Copy !req
41. OH, NIMMERS! OH!Copy !req
42. THIS IS THE HAPPIEST
DAY OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
43. HAVE WE MET?Copy !req
44. NO.Copy !req
45. HEY, CAITLIN. HOW'S
THAT BOYFRIEND OF YOURS?Copy !req
46. MY BOYFRIEND?Copy !req
47. YEAH, I MEAN,
HE WAS PRETTY COOL.Copy !req
48. Y'ALL LOOKED LIKE
YOU WERE PERFECT
FOR EACH OTHER.Copy !req
49. MR. ROCKMORE?
WH-WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
50. ARE YOU CHOKIN'?
OH, I'LL SAVE YA!Copy !req
51. I'LL SAVE YA!
AHHH! AHHH!Copy !req
52. KEL! KEL!Copy !req
53. I WASN'T CHOKING. I WAS
JUST TRYING TO TELL KENANCopy !req
54. THAT CAITLIN'S
BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER.Copy !req
55. HE DUMPED YOU?Copy !req
56. YEAH, KENAN,
YOU KNOW. DUMPED HER.Copy !req
57. JUST BROKE HER HEART.Copy !req
58. HERE'S HER HEART
RIGHT HERE—
THUMP THUMP—Copy !req
59. ALL ON THE GROUND!Copy !req
60. JUST STOMPED ALL
OVER HER HEART.Copy !req
61. STOMPED ALL OVER
HER HEART.Copy !req
62. WENT WRASSLIN'
WITH HER HEART.Copy !req
63. WENT WRASSLIN'
ON HER HEART.Copy !req
64. ON HER HEART!Copy !req
65. OH, POOR BABY!Copy !req
66. YOU AIN'T GOT
A MAN NO MORE!Copy !req
67. UH... DON'T MIND HIM.
HE'S INSANE.Copy !req
68. KENAN, YOU WANNA
GIVE ME A HAND?Copy !req
69. SURE, POP.Copy !req
70. I MEANT WITH THE DISHES.Copy !req
71. AH, RIGHT. MY BAD.Copy !req
72. VERY FUNNY.
VERY, VERY FUNNY.Copy !req
73. HERE—HERE, ROGER.
I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND.Copy !req
74. THANKS, LOU.Copy !req
75. SO, UH, CAITLIN.Copy !req
76. WHY'D YOU GET DUMPED?Copy !req
77. I MEAN, LIKE,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?Copy !req
78. KEL, THAT'S RUDE!
NOTHING'S WRONG
WITH HER.Copy !req
79. OH, WAIT,
I FOUND OUT.
I SEE IT.Copy !req
80. BOY, YOU GOT SOME
BIG, UGLY FEET.Copy !req
81. WHOO!Copy !req
82. DON'T MIND HIM.
YOUR FEET ARE JUST FINE.Copy !req
83. THEY'RE THE CUTEST
FEET I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
84. THANKS, KENAN. YOU'VE
GOT NICE FEET, TOO.Copy !req
85. WELL, WATCH OUT!Copy !req
86. YOU KNOW, CAITLIN DOESN'T
HAVE ANY PLANS THIS WEEKEND.Copy !req
87. OF COURSE SHE DOESN'T
HAVE ANY PLANS.Copy !req
88. SHE JUST GOT DUMPED.
PAY ATTENTION.Copy !req
89. MOM, I DON'T NEED YOU
TO SET ME UP ON A DATE. YES, YOU DO.Copy !req
90. WELL, ACTUALLY, CAITLIN,
IF YOU WANNA HANG OUT
OR SOMETHING—Copy !req
91. CAITLIN'S FREE
SATURDAY.Copy !req
92. WELL, SO IS KENAN.
HOW ABOUT A MOVIE?Copy !req
93. HOW ABOUT AT 7:00? OOH, IT'S A DATE.Copy !req
94. AH—AH—WHOA,
EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
95. MAMA, MRS. NIMMER,
I CAN TAKE CARE OF IT
MYSELF, THANK YOU.Copy !req
96. CAITLIN, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO GO SEE A MOVIE
SATURDAY NIGHT?Copy !req
97. YEAH, I'D LOVE TO.
THAT'D BE GREAT.Copy !req
98. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
99. OUR LITTLE BABY KENAN
IS GROWN UP!Copy !req
100. AND LITTLE NIMMER, TOO.
LITTLE NIMMER, TOO.Copy !req
101. ALL RIGHT,
THAT'LL BE A TOMATO,Copy !req
102. ONE BAG OF PRETZELS,
AND ONE MEAT IN A BOX.Copy !req
103. HEY, SHARLA. DID YOU DO
ANYTHING FUN LAST NIGHT?Copy !req
104. WELL, THAT DEPENDS.Copy !req
105. DO YOU THINK IT'S
FUN TO STAND OUT IN
THE COLD ALL NIGHTCopy !req
106. WAITING FOR YOUR DATE
WHO NEVER SHOWS UPCopy !req
107. BECAUSE HE'S KENAN
AND HE'S A BIG JERK?Copy !req
108. AH, W-WELL, I THINK—
I-I, I BETTER GO TO
THE BACK NOW, BYE.Copy !req
109. WHOO. HEY,
WHAT'S UP, SHARLA?Copy !req
110. HEY, WHAT'S UP,
SHARLA?Copy !req
111. HI... KEL.Copy !req
112. OOOOOH, HEY, MAN.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH
SHARLA?Copy !req
113. SHE LOOKS
A LITTLE UPSET.Copy !req
114. I DON'T KNOW.
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?Copy !req
115. WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
SHE'S MAKING THIS
FACE LIKE THIS—Copy !req
116. OH, YEAH, SHE IS
KINDA MAKING FACES
OVER THERE.Copy !req
117. I WONDER WHAT
SHE COULD BE MAD—Copy !req
118. OUR DATE!Copy !req
119. OH, MAN, I FORGOT
ABOUT OUR DATE.Copy !req
120. UH, HEY, SHARLA.
LOOK, I KNOW WE WERECopy !req
121. SUPPOSED TO HAVE
A DATE LAST NIGHT—Copy !req
122. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
STOOD ME UP, KENAN.Copy !req
123. AS IF I DON'T HAVE
BETTER THINGS TO DOCopy !req
124. THAN STAND AROUND
ALL NIGHT WAITING FOR YOU.Copy !req
125. W-WAIT—LOOK—Copy !req
126. DO YOU KNOW HOW COLD
IT WAS LAST NIGHT?Copy !req
127. MAN, YOU LEFT HER
OUT THERE IN THE COLD?Copy !req
128. MAN—MIND YOUR BUSINESS.Copy !req
129. LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY—Copy !req
130. SORRY'S NOT GONNA
CUT IT, BUDDY.Copy !req
131. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
132. LOOK, SHARLA, I'M—
GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.Copy !req
133. CAN WE TALK ABOUT
THIS IN PRIVATE?Copy !req
134. GIRL, DON'T GIVE
HIM NO MORE CHANCES.Copy !req
135. HE AIN'T NO GOOD.
NO GOOD.Copy !req
136. KEL, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE ON MY SIDE.Copy !req
137. OH.Copy !req
138. ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I'LL GIVE YOU
A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN.Copy !req
139. I CAN'T WAIT
TO HEAR THIS ONE.Copy !req
140. AND IT BETTER BE GOOD.Copy !req
141. G-G-GO AWAY.Copy !req
142. ALL RIGHT, NOW—Copy !req
143. KEL, THIS IS
A PRIVATE CONVERSATION.Copy !req
144. OH, OK, KENAN.Copy !req
145. SHARLA, GET OUT.Copy !req
146. MAN, KEL! WHEN
I SAY IT'S PRIVATE,Copy !req
147. THAT MEANS YOU GET OUT. OH!Copy !req
148. AND CHRIS, YOU, TOO.Copy !req
149. IT'S MY OFFICE.Copy !req
150. PLEASE, CHRIS!Copy !req
151. I'M POLISHING
MY PEWTER COW.Copy !req
152. OH, HOW CUTE.Copy !req
153. MY COW!Copy !req
154. I'M COMING,
MR. MOO COW!Copy !req
155. ALL RIGHT, SHARLA,
WE'RE ALONE NOW.Copy !req
156. SO, WHAT DO YOU HAVE
TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?Copy !req
157. UH, LET ME SEE.Copy !req
158. ALL RIGHT, I FORGOT
ABOUT OUR DATE, OK?Copy !req
159. I DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE.Copy !req
160. BUT I'M SORRY.
I JUST FORGOT.Copy !req
161. PLEASE GIVE ME
ONE MORE CHANCE.Copy !req
162. I'LL DO WHATEVER
YOU WANT ME TO.Copy !req
163. MAKE HIM
CUT YOUR TOENAILS!Copy !req
164. EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND.Copy !req
165. OH!Copy !req
166. NOW, WHERE WAS I?Copy !req
167. YOU WERE BEGGING
FOR MY FORGIVENESS.Copy !req
168. OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.Copy !req
169. I'M SORRY! OH, PLEASE,
GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE!Copy !req
170. I'LL DO ANYTHING.
I'LL TAKE YOU OUT
WHENEVER YOU WANT,Copy !req
171. JUST NAME A DAY,
WHENEVER YOU WANT.Copy !req
172. ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I'LL GIVE YOU
ONE MORE CHANCE.Copy !req
173. YOU CAN TAKE ME TO
THE MOVIES ON SATURDAY.Copy !req
174. SATURDAY, COOL.
ALL RIGHT, SAT—Copy !req
175. OOH, SATURDAY. UH...Copy !req
176. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH SATURDAY?Copy !req
177. NOW, YOU'RE NOT TRYING
TO GET OUT OF OUR DATE
ALREADY, ARE YOU?Copy !req
178. NO—NO—NO, IT'S JUST THATCopy !req
179. OUT OF ALL THE DAYS
YOU COULD HAVE PICKED,Copy !req
180. YOU PICKED SATURDAY...
WHICH IS A FINE DAY FOR ME.Copy !req
181. KENAN,
YOU KNOW IT'S NOT FINE.Copy !req
182. SEE, ON SATURDAY,
YOU ALREADY MADE A DATE—Copy !req
183. KEL!Copy !req
184. UH, SHARLA, EXCUSE
ME, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
IN A SECOND.Copy !req
185. YOU ALL RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT? YEAH?Copy !req
186. NOW WHAT WERE YOU DOING?Copy !req
187. I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOUCopy !req
188. YOU ALREADY MADE PLANS FOR
SATURDAY NIGHT WITH CAITLIN.Copy !req
189. I KNOW THAT.Copy !req
190. THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE PLANS
WITH SHARLA THE SAME NIGHT.Copy !req
191. I HAD NO CHOICE.Copy !req
192. OH, MAN, I CANNOT
DATE 2 GIRLS
AT THE SAME TIME.Copy !req
193. I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO
CALL CAITLIN AND CANCEL.Copy !req
194. OH, DON'T WORRY.
I'LL CALL HER.Copy !req
195. CAITLIN! CAITLIN!Copy !req
196. SHE'S NOT GONNA
HEAR THAT.Copy !req
197. YES SHE IS.
SHE'S RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
198. WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?Copy !req
199. GO IN THE BACK AND
KEEP SHARLA BUSY. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
200. HEY, CAITLIN. THIS
IS A NICE SURPRISE.Copy !req
201. HI, KENAN. I WANTED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT SATURDAY NIGHT.Copy !req
202. I HOPE YOU WON'T BE UPSET,
BUT THE THING IS I—Copy !req
203. YOU CAN'T MAKE IT?
OH, MAN!Copy !req
204. YOU CAN'T MAKE IT.Copy !req
205. AW, DARN IT! WELL,
I GUESS YOU GOTTA GO,Copy !req
206. IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.Copy !req
207. ACTUALLY, WHAT I
WAS GONNA SAY ISCopy !req
208. THAT MY DAD WON'T
LET ME BORROW HIS CARCopy !req
209. SO YOU'LL HAVE TO
MEET ME AT THE THEATER.Copy !req
210. SO, YOU CAN STILL GO THEN? MM-HMM.Copy !req
211. OH, THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
212. ACTUALLY, SINCE WE'RE ON
THE SUBJECT OF SATURDAY,Copy !req
213. SEE, I REALLY NEED—Copy !req
214. WHAT? ARE YOU SAYING
YOU DON'T WANNA
GO OUT WITH ME?Copy !req
215. NO—NO—NO, I'M NOT
SAYING THAT, EXACTLY,Copy !req
216. IT'S JUST THAT,
WHAT I'M SAYING—Copy !req
217. IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T
LIKE ME, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
218. I'M BEING DUMPED AGAIN!Copy !req
219. NO, NOT DUMPING,
NOT DUMPING.Copy !req
220. KENAN, I'M DONE
ENTERTAINING SHARLA.Copy !req
221. I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU WERE GONNA BE
RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
222. N-NO, MA'AM, WE DON'T
SELL PAPAYAS HERE.Copy !req
223. PAPAYAS?Copy !req
224. PAPAYAS? Y'ALL
GOT PAPAYAS?Copy !req
225. OOOH, I WANT SOME.Copy !req
226. WE DON'T SELL
PAPAYAS.Copy !req
227. MY POINT EXACTLY!
I'M SORRY, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO BE GOING NOW.Copy !req
228. OK, I'M CONFUSED.
SO WHAT WERE YOU
SAYING ABOUT SATURDAY?Copy !req
229. I WAS SAYING THE PAPAYAS
WON'T BE ON SALE
ON SATURDAY, EITHER,Copy !req
230. BECAUSE... WE DON'T
SELL 'EM HERE!Copy !req
231. BUT I CAN'T—Copy !req
232. SATURDAY.
DATE. YES. BYE.Copy !req
233. KENAN, WHY ARE YOU
ACTING SO WEIRD?Copy !req
234. ARE WE STILL ON
FOR SATURDAY?Copy !req
235. SATURDAY.
DATE. YES. BYE.Copy !req
236. IT'S OK, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
237. MR. MOO COW IS SAFE.Copy !req
238. HI, SHARLA?
YEAH, IT'S KENAN.Copy !req
239. UH-HUH... LISTEN.Copy !req
240. INSTEAD OF GOING
ON SATURDAY NIGHT,Copy !req
241. WHY NOT GO ON
SUNDAY NIGHT INSTEAD?Copy !req
242. THAT SOUNDS GOOD TO YOU?Copy !req
243. PERFECT. ALL RIGHT.
I'LL SEE YOU
SUNDAY, THEN.Copy !req
244. WHOO. THAT WENT WELL.Copy !req
245. ALL RIGHT, TIME TO
TRY IT FOR REAL.Copy !req
246. 4-7-8, RIGBY'S.Copy !req
247. RIGBY'S.Copy !req
248. UH, HEY—HEY, SHARLA.
GLAD I CAUGHT YOU AT WORK.Copy !req
249. YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO
GET OUT OF OUR DATE
ON SATURDAY, ARE YOU?Copy !req
250. NO! NO, OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
251. IT'S JUST THAT
I HEARD ABOUT THIS
CONCERT ON SUNDAY NIGHT,Copy !req
252. AND I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU
WOULD LIKE TO GO TO THAT...Copy !req
253. ON SUNDAY.Copy !req
254. THAT SOUNDS GREAT,
KENAN. THANKS.Copy !req
255. REALLY? I MEAN,
YOU MEAN IT?Copy !req
256. YEAH, I THINK IT'S
GREAT THAT YOU'RE MAKING
UP FOR THE OTHER NIGHTCopy !req
257. BY TAKING ME OUT
TWICE THIS WEEKEND.Copy !req
258. YEAH, I'LL TELL YOU—NO!Copy !req
259. SUNDAY IS JUST ONCE.Copy !req
260. YEAH, AND THE DATE
ON SATURDAY NIGHT
MAKES TWICE.Copy !req
261. OH, SATURDAY, SO, THAT'S
STILL HAPPENING, HUH?Copy !req
262. YEP, BUT I GOTTA
GET BACK TO WORK,Copy !req
263. SO I'LL SEE YOU
ON SATURDAY...
AND SUNDAY.Copy !req
264. OH, MAN!Copy !req
265. KENAN, I GOT THE SOLUTION
TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.Copy !req
266. I DOUBT IT,
BUT GO AHEAD.Copy !req
267. I GOT YOU ANOTHER DATE
FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.Copy !req
268. KEL, I ALREADY
HAVE 2 DATES.Copy !req
269. NAW, SEE, IT'S DIFFERENT
BECAUSE IT'S A DOUBLE DATE.Copy !req
270. I'M GONNA BE GOING, TOO.Copy !req
271. HOW IS THAT HELPING?Copy !req
272. WELL, SEE, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO GO ON A DATECopy !req
273. WITH SHARLA AND
CAITLIN,Copy !req
274. BECAUSE YOU AND I ARE
GONNA BE AT THE MOVIESCopy !req
275. WITH WANDA AND YOVANDA.Copy !req
276. WANDA AND YOVANDA?
MAN, WHAT'S THIS—Copy !req
277. CALL 'EM AND
TELL 'EM I CAN'T GO.Copy !req
278. AW, I'M SORRY, MAN.
THEY DON'T HAVE A PHONE.Copy !req
279. SO NOW I GOT 3 DATES
AT THE SAME TIME,
THE SAME PLACE?Copy !req
280. NAH, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.Copy !req
281. ONE DATE... WITH 3 GIRLS.Copy !req
282. WHY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!Copy !req
283. HEY, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
MARTIANS FROM MARSIN 3D.Copy !req
284. HOW ABOUT YOU, KENAN?Copy !req
285. YEAH, WELL WHAT ABOUT
YOVANDA AND WANDA?Copy !req
286. KEL, I ALREADY
HAVE 2 DATES.Copy !req
287. MAN, I'M TAKING
SHARLA TO SEE
NEVERENDING TEARDROPSCopy !req
288. THEN I GOTTA TAKE
CAITLIN TO SEE
THE KUNG FU RABBI.Copy !req
289. ARE THEY COMING TOGETHER?Copy !req
290. KENAN, YOU SHOWED UP.
THAT'S A GOOD START.Copy !req
291. WHAT'S HE
DOING HERE?Copy !req
292. HIS BEING HERE HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH US.Copy !req
293. HE'S GOING TO SEE
THE MARTIANS FROM MARS
IN 3D, ALONE.Copy !req
294. ALL BY HISSELF.Copy !req
295. LET ME
GET 4 TICKETS—Copy !req
296. THAT'S 4 TICKETS—TO SEE
MARTIANS FROM MARSIN 3D!Copy !req
297. NOW, DON'T CONFUSE
THE 3D WITH THE 4!Copy !req
298. 4 TICKETS! THERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
OH, YES.Copy !req
299. 4 TICKETS? NOW,
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
HE WAS GOING ALONE.Copy !req
300. OH, HE IS, HE IS.
HE JUST LIKES TO...
STRETCH OUT.Copy !req
301. HEY, CAN I GET 2 TICKETS
TO NEVERENDING TEARDROPS.
AND HURRY, PLEASE.Copy !req
302. OH, RIGHT AWAY, SIR.Copy !req
303. C-COME ON, SHARLA.Copy !req
304. OOH, YOU'RE SO CLOSE.
YOU'RE SO CLOSE.Copy !req
305. STOP THAT.Copy !req
306. UM, YOU KNOW, KENAN,
I DON'T USUALLY
GIVE GUYSCopy !req
307. A SECOND CHANCE
ONCE THEY'VE
STOOD ME UP.Copy !req
308. GREAT, ME, TOO.
LOOK, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
309. KENAN, WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
310. UH, IT'S OK.Copy !req
311. EXCUSE ME, I GOTTA GO—
I'M SORRY, EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
312. WHOA-OA-OA!Copy !req
313. WHOA-OA-OA!Copy !req
314. HEY, MAN. DID
SHE SHOW UP YET?Copy !req
315. NO, I HAVEN'S SEEN
YOVANDA OR WANDA YET.Copy !req
316. MAN, I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT WANDA OR YOVANDA.Copy !req
317. I'M TALKING
ABOUT CAITLIN.
MAYBE SHE WON'T SHOW UP.Copy !req
318. HI, KENAN.Copy !req
319. OWP! TOO BAD, KENAN.
SHE SHOWED UP.Copy !req
320. HEY, CAITLIN.Copy !req
321. WHAT'S HE
DOING HERE?Copy !req
322. HE, UH...
LATER I'LL TELL.Copy !req
323. COME ON. KUNG FU RABBI'S
ABOUT TO START.Copy !req
324. KUNG FU RABBI?
I WANT TO SEE
NEVERENDING TEARDROPS.Copy !req
325. NO, KUNG FU RABBI,
IT'S GOOD. YOU'LL LIKE IT.
WA-A-A-A-H!Copy !req
326. I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT.Copy !req
327. BUT IT'S BETTER
THE SECOND TIME.
COME ON.Copy !req
328. HI, CAN YOU GIVE ME
2 TICKETS TO THE
KUNG FU RABBI, PLEASE?Copy !req
329. DIDN'T I JUST
SEE YOU HERE LIKE—NO!Copy !req
330. YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ME
BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
331. YEAH, I HEARD
KUNG FU RABBISTANK!Copy !req
332. LOOK. NEVERENDING
TEARDROPSIS...Copy !req
333. IS SOLD OUT,
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
334. NO, IT'S NOT. YES IT IS.Copy !req
335. NO, REALLY, IT'S NOT.Copy !req
336. LOOK. WE WANNA SEE
KUNG FU RABBI.Copy !req
337. ISN'T THAT
A DIFFERENT GIRL—Copy !req
338. JUST GIVE ME
THE TICKETS, MAN!
THANK YOU.Copy !req
339. COME ON, CAITLIN.Copy !req
340. IT'S REALLY NICE BEING OUT.
JUST THE TWO OF US.Copy !req
341. OH, YEAH, JUST
THE TWO OF US.
HA HA.Copy !req
342. HEY, WOULD YOU MIND
GETTING ME SOME POPCORN?Copy !req
343. POPCORN? YES, I WILL
GET YOU SOME POPCORN.Copy !req
344. WHERE WERE YOU?Copy !req
345. OH, YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS?
I WAS SOMEPLACE—Copy !req
346. SHHH!
SHHH! SHHH!Copy !req
347. They won't let
me tell you.Copy !req
348. LET'S JUST WATCH
THE MOVIE.Copy !req
349. MAN, I WISH I HAD
SOME POPCORN RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
350. I'MA GO GET ME SOME.Copy !req
351. BUT WE ALREADY
HAVE POPCORN.Copy !req
352. NO, WE DON'T.Copy !req
353. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
354. OH, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.Copy !req
355. OH, NO, IT'S ALL GONE.
LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
356. I'M GONNA GO GET SOME MORE.Copy !req
357. I'M SORRY, EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
358. WATCH OUT! EXCUSE ME.
I'M SORRY, MAN.Copy !req
359. SIT DOWN!I'M SORRY.Copy !req
360. OH! OH! SEE! SEE!
THERE HE IS!
THERE HE IS!Copy !req
361. WANDA AND YOVANDA,Copy !req
362. THIS IS ALPHONSE.Copy !req
363. WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.
WHERE WERE YOU, ALPHONSE?Copy !req
364. ALPHONSE?
WHAT'S WITH ALPHONSE?Copy !req
365. NO, SEE, SEE, UM,Copy !req
366. I TOLD 'EM YOUR
NAME WAS ALPHONSE.Copy !req
367. THAT WAY, IF SHARLA
OR CAITLIN SEES YOU
WITH YOVANDA,Copy !req
368. YOU CAN SAY, "NO, NO, NO,Copy !req
369. SHE'S NOT WITH ME.
SHE'S WITH ALPHONSE."Copy !req
370. PRETTY COOL, HUH? WOW.Copy !req
371. HERE. HERE'S
YOUR 3D GLASSES.Copy !req
372. NOW, COME ON, ALPHONSE.
I WANT YOU TO BUY MECopy !req
373. SOME JUJU DUDS,
A BINGO BAR,Copy !req
374. 2 SOFT PRETZELS,
A DIET SODA—Copy !req
375. HO-HO-HO-HOLD ON
THERE, NOW, YOVANDA!Copy !req
376. LOOK, I'M SORRY,
BUT THERE'S BEEN A
BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.Copy !req
377. I KNOW YOU'RE
A NICE GIRL
AND EVERYTHING,Copy !req
378. BUT I'M NOT YOUR
DATE. ALL RIGHT?
THANK YOU.Copy !req
379. OH-HO-NO, YOU DID
NOT JUST SAY THAT.Copy !req
380. I KINDA DID.Copy !req
381. YOU BETTER BE MY DATE.Copy !req
382. KEL!Copy !req
383. YES, ALPHONSE?Copy !req
384. KEL WILL EXPLAIN
EVERYTHING. I GOTTA GO.Copy !req
385. UH, SEE, UH, UH...Copy !req
386. HERE YOU GO, CAITLIN.
HERE'S YOUR—Copy !req
387. BUCKET.Copy !req
388. WHERE'S THE POPCORN?Copy !req
389. UH—YOU MEAN—WHAT?Copy !req
390. AW, MAN, I ASKED
FOR NO BUTTER,
NOT NO POPCORN.Copy !req
391. LET ME GO GET
ANOTHER ONE.Copy !req
392. THAT'S OK. JUST
STAY HERE AND WATCH
THE MOVIE WITH ME.Copy !req
393. UH, YEAH, OK.Copy !req
394. KENAN?
HMM?Copy !req
395. WHY ARE YOU
WEARING 3D GLASSES?Copy !req
396. BUT—YOU MEAN—OH.Copy !req
397. THE 3D GLASSES
ON MY FACE?Copy !req
398. SHH!
SHH!
SHH!Copy !req
399. IT'S SO THAT I CAN
SEE YOUR BEAUTY
IN 3 DIMENSIONS.Copy !req
400. AW, THAT'S SO SWEET.Copy !req
401. YEP. SWEET.Copy !req
402. THIS THEATER IS SO COLD.Copy !req
403. GREAT. LET ME GO
BUY YOU A JACKET.Copy !req
404. ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING
MAYBE I COULD JUST
BORROW YOUR JACKET.Copy !req
405. OH, OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.
I WAS JUST KIDDING.Copy !req
406. THANK YOU.Copy !req
407. OH, NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
408. NOW WHERE ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
409. I'M GOING TO
THE BATHROOMCopy !req
410. ON THE ROOF
IN THE STORE—SHH!Copy !req
411. AND THE BIKE FLIPPED
OVER, AND THAT'S WHY...Copy !req
412. ALPHONSE... DOESN'T
HAVE... ANY TOES.Copy !req
413. WHAT DOES THAT HAVE
TO DO WITH ANYTHING?Copy !req
414. THERE
HE IS, YOVANDA.Copy !req
415. LOOK, ALPHONSE. I DIDN'T
TAKE THE NUMBER 4 BUSCopy !req
416. ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE
TO GET STOOD UP.Copy !req
417. NOW YOU DATE ME!Copy !req
418. YOU KNOW, ALPHONSE,
SHE DOES HAVE A POINT.Copy !req
419. I MEAN, THE NUMBER 4
BUS IS NO PICNIC.Copy !req
420. QUIET, KEL!Copy !req
421. NO, HAVE YOU RODE
THE NUMBER 4 BUS LATELY?Copy !req
422. STINKY BUS.Copy !req
423. LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE SMELLY BUS AND ALL,Copy !req
424. BUT, FOR THE LAST TIME,
I AM NOT YOUR DATE.Copy !req
425. I KNOW YOUR
NOT MY DATE.Copy !req
426. I'M WITH WANDA.Copy !req
427. I WASN'T TALKING
TO YOU, MAN!Copy !req
428. I WAS TALKING TO
YOVANDA! OH! BYE.Copy !req
429. NO, HE IS NOT
WALKING AWAY FROM ME.Copy !req
430. OH, YES HE IS, GIRL.Copy !req
431. HE'S WALKING RIGHT
AWAY FROM YOU.Copy !req
432. ALPHONSE!Copy !req
433. EXCUSE ME, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
434. EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. SIT DOWN!Copy !req
435. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?Copy !req
436. THAT POPCORN LINE
WAS REALLY LONG.Copy !req
437. SO, WHERE'S THE POPCORN?Copy !req
438. HEY, THAT'S MINE.Copy !req
439. SHH!SHH! SHH!
SHH!Copy !req
440. WHOO. MAN,
IT'S COLD IN HERE.Copy !req
441. WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR JACKET?Copy !req
442. UH, WHAT JACKET?
I WASN'T WEARING A JACKET.Copy !req
443. YES, YOU WERE.Copy !req
444. UH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I WAS WEARING A JACKET.Copy !req
445. I BETTER GO LOOK FOR IT.Copy !req
446. ALPHONSE!Copy !req
447. I CAN LOOK FOR IT LATER.Copy !req
448. WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
449. I SAW YOU COME IN HERE.Copy !req
450. THE NERVE OF
THAT GIRL. SHHHH!Copy !req
451. DON'T SHUSH ME.
WHO SHUSHED YOVANDA?Copy !req
452. THAT WOULD BE ME.Copy !req
453. SHARLA, LOOK.
THE MOVIES, SEE?Copy !req
454. ALPHONSE?Copy !req
455. SHHHH!Copy !req
456. I KNOW YOU DID NOT
JUST SHUSH ME AGAIN.Copy !req
457. UH, COULD I SEE
THAT POPCORN?Copy !req
458. HERE'S YOU POPCORN BACK.Copy !req
459. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
460. LOOK, LITTLE MISS MISSY.Copy !req
461. I DIDN'T TAKE
THE NUMBER 4 BUS
ALL THE WAY DOWN HERECopy !req
462. TO BE SHUSHED BY
THE LIKES OF YOU.Copy !req
463. WELL, LITTLE MISS LOUDY,Copy !req
464. IF I WAS ALPHONSE
I'D HIDE FROM YOU, TOO.Copy !req
465. YOVANDA!Copy !req
466. SHHH!
SHHH!
SHHH! SHHH!Copy !req
467. ALPHONSE IS IN
THE LOBBY. LET'S GO.Copy !req
468. KEL, IS THIS RUDE
GIRL YOUR DATE?Copy !req
469. UH—UH, NO.
SHE'S ALPHONSE'S DATE.Copy !req
470. NOT KENAN'S DATE...Copy !req
471. BUT ALPHONSE'S DATE.Copy !req
472. OK.Copy !req
473. HEY, THAT GUY GOT
A BUCKET FOR A HEAD.Copy !req
474. SHHH!
SHHH!
SHHH! SHHH!Copy !req
475. OK, ALL RIGHT,
I'M SORRY,
I'M LEAVING.Copy !req
476. HEY, DID THEY GET TO
THE PART IN THE END
WHEN THE MAIN GUY DIES?Copy !req
477. OH, I GUESS NOT.
COME ON, YOVANDA.Copy !req
478. KENAN, TAKE THAT BUCKET
OFF OF YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
479. OH, HEY. HOW DID
THAT GET ON THERE?Copy !req
480. OH, WE'RE OUT
OF POPCORN AGAIN.Copy !req
481. I BETTER GO GET SOME MORE.Copy !req
482. LET ME GUESS. YOU'LL
BE RIGHT BACK, RIGHT?Copy !req
483. YES.Copy !req
484. ONE MORE TIME,
ONE MORE TIME.Copy !req
485. I THOUGHT YOU SAID
HE WAS OUT HERE.Copy !req
486. OH, YEAH? I THOUGHT
YOUSAID HE WAS OUT HERE.Copy !req
487. OOH, GIRL,
HERE HE COMES.Copy !req
488. YOVANDA, LOOK.
LET'S GET SOMETHING
STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
489. MY NAME IS NOT
ALPHONSE, AND I'M NOT
ON A DATE WITH YOU.Copy !req
490. LOOK, ALPHONSE.Copy !req
491. I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR YOUR LITTLE GAMES.Copy !req
492. I AM THIS CLOSE TO LEAVING.Copy !req
493. GOOD! GO AWAY,
MAN, PLEASE?Copy !req
494. ISN'T THE NUMBER 4 BUS
LEAVING IN 2 MINUTES?Copy !req
495. KENAN, WHAT IS
GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
496. NO, YOU ARE NOT
TALKING TO MY MAN.Copy !req
497. YOUR MAN?THAT'S WHAT I SAID.Copy !req
498. WHO IS SHE?Copy !req
499. UH, UH, SEE, UH,
WHAT HAPPENED WAS,Copy !req
500. UH, SEE, THIS IS
KENAN'S OTHER DATE,Copy !req
501. BUT IT'S OK,
BECAUSE SHE THINKSCopy !req
502. HIS NAME IS ALPHONSE.Copy !req
503. OTHER DATE?Copy !req
504. NO—NO—NO,
NOT OTHER DATE.Copy !req
505. THIS CRAZY GIRL
THINKS SHE'S MY DATE,Copy !req
506. BUT SHE'S NOT,
BELIEVE ME.Copy !req
507. I'M HERE ON A DATE
WITH YOU AND NOBODY ELSE.Copy !req
508. OH, KENAN.
THERE YOU ARE.Copy !req
509. EXCEPT HER.Copy !req
510. UH, CAITLIN,
THIS IS SHARLA.
SHARLA, CAITLIN.Copy !req
511. UH, THAT'S WANDA
AND THIS IS YOVANDA.Copy !req
512. UH, AND I BELIEVE
YOU ALL KNOW KEL.Copy !req