1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
3. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
4. WELCOME TO
THE KENAN & KEL
PROGRAM.Copy !req
5. IN DENMARK,
THEY CALL ME KENAN.Copy !req
6. IN MARS THEY
CALL ME LARRY,Copy !req
7. BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE
TO BE CALLED KEL.Copy !req
8. THANK YOU. WE'VE GOT
ONE HUMDINGER OF A SHOW
FOR Y'ALL TONIGHT.Copy !req
9. I MEAN, WE'VE GOT
ACTION, DRAMA, SUSPENSE,Copy !req
10. AND, OF COURSE,
LOTS AND LOTS
OF THE COMEDY.Copy !req
11. WELL, YOU KNOW, KENAN,
INSTEAD OF THE COMEDY,Copy !req
12. I THOUGHT I'D ENTERTAIN
THE PEOPLE BY JUGGLING.Copy !req
13. I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU COULD JUGGLE.Copy !req
14. YEAH, CHECK IT OUT. WATCH.Copy !req
15. HUH? HUH?Copy !req
16. AH, THAT WAS PRETTY
NOT GOOD, KEL,Copy !req
17. BUT IF YOU ALL WANNA
SEE SOME JUGGLING,Copy !req
18. WHY DON'T YOU WATCH
TONIGHT'S SHOW.Copy !req
19. COME ON, VELMA!Copy !req
20. KENAN! KENAN!
BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY.Copy !req
21. I HAVEN'T FINISHED
MY ACT YET.Copy !req
22. NEXT I WAS GONNA JUGGLE
FLAMING SNOWBALLS.Copy !req
23. KENAN? AWWWW,
HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
24. THIS WAS WHEN BETTY
GOT KICKED IN THE HEAD
BY THE HORSE.Copy !req
25. OOOH, THAT MUST
HAVE HURT!Copy !req
26. A LITTLE.Copy !req
27. SO, CAITLIN, DID
YOU ENJOY THE TRIP?Copy !req
28. WHATEVER.Copy !req
29. OH, CAITLIN'S
BEEN DOWN
A LITTLE LATELY.Copy !req
30. HER BOYFRIEND
JUST BROKE UP
WITH HER.Copy !req
31. MOM!Copy !req
32. WELL, DON'T WORRY, SWEETIE.
THERE ARE PLENTY OFCopy !req
33. MATURE, SENSITIVE,
INTELLIGENT YOUNG MEN
OUT THERE.Copy !req
34. NO WAY, KEL. YOU CANNOT
STICK AN ENTIRE SAUSAGE
UP YOUR NOSE.Copy !req
35. UH-HUH.Copy !req
36. KENAN, YOU REMEMBER
THE NIMMERS.Copy !req
37. WHAT'S UP, NIMMERS?Copy !req
38. NIM-MER-R-R-R-R-RS!Copy !req
39. OH, THE NIMMERS. I'M
SO GLAD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.Copy !req
40. OH, I THOUGHT I'D
NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.Copy !req
41. OH, NIMMERS! OH!Copy !req
42. THIS IS THE HAPPIEST
DAY OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
43. HAVE WE MET?Copy !req
44. NO.Copy !req
45. HEY, CAITLIN. HOW'S
THAT BOYFRIEND OF YOURS?Copy !req
46. MY BOYFRIEND?Copy !req
47. YEAH, I MEAN,
HE WAS PRETTY COOL.Copy !req
48. Y'ALL LOOKED LIKE
YOU WERE PERFECT
FOR EACH OTHER.Copy !req
49. MR. ROCKMORE?
WH-WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
50. ARE YOU CHOKIN'?
OH, I'LL SAVE YA!Copy !req
51. I'LL SAVE YA!
AHHH! AHHH!Copy !req
52. KEL! KEL!Copy !req
53. I WASN'T CHOKING. I WAS
JUST TRYING TO TELL KENANCopy !req
54. THAT CAITLIN'S
BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER.Copy !req
55. HE DUMPED YOU?Copy !req
56. YEAH, KENAN,
YOU KNOW. DUMPED HER.Copy !req
57. JUST BROKE HER HEART.Copy !req
58. HERE'S HER HEART
RIGHT HERE—
THUMP THUMP—Copy !req
59. ALL ON THE GROUND!Copy !req
60. JUST STOMPED ALL
OVER HER HEART.Copy !req
61. STOMPED ALL OVER
HER HEART.Copy !req
62. WENT WRASSLIN'
WITH HER HEART.Copy !req
63. WENT WRASSLIN'
ON HER HEART.Copy !req
64. ON HER HEART!Copy !req
65. OH, POOR BABY!Copy !req
66. YOU AIN'T GOT
A MAN NO MORE!Copy !req
67. UH... DON'T MIND HIM.
HE'S INSANE.Copy !req
68. KENAN, YOU WANNA
GIVE ME A HAND?Copy !req
69. SURE, POP.Copy !req
70. I MEANT WITH THE DISHES.Copy !req
71. AH, RIGHT. MY BAD.Copy !req
72. VERY FUNNY.
VERY, VERY FUNNY.Copy !req
73. HERE—HERE, ROGER.
I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND.Copy !req
74. THANKS, LOU.Copy !req
75. SO, UH, CAITLIN.Copy !req
76. WHY'D YOU GET DUMPED?Copy !req
77. I MEAN, LIKE,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?Copy !req
78. KEL, THAT'S RUDE!
NOTHING'S WRONG
WITH HER.Copy !req
79. OH, WAIT,
I FOUND OUT.
I SEE IT.Copy !req
80. BOY, YOU GOT SOME
BIG, UGLY FEET.Copy !req
81. WHOO!Copy !req
82. DON'T MIND HIM.
YOUR FEET ARE JUST FINE.Copy !req
83. THEY'RE THE CUTEST
FEET I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
84. THANKS, KENAN. YOU'VE
GOT NICE FEET, TOO.Copy !req
85. WELL, WATCH OUT!Copy !req
86. YOU KNOW, CAITLIN DOESN'T
HAVE ANY PLANS THIS WEEKEND.Copy !req
87. OF COURSE SHE DOESN'T
HAVE ANY PLANS.Copy !req
88. SHE JUST GOT DUMPED.
PAY ATTENTION.Copy !req
89. MOM, I DON'T NEED YOU
TO SET ME UP ON A DATE. YES, YOU DO.Copy !req
90. WELL, ACTUALLY, CAITLIN,
IF YOU WANNA HANG OUT
OR SOMETHING—Copy !req
91. CAITLIN'S FREE
SATURDAY.Copy !req
92. WELL, SO IS KENAN.
HOW ABOUT A MOVIE?Copy !req
93. HOW ABOUT AT 7:00? OOH, IT'S A DATE.Copy !req
94. AH—AH—WHOA,
EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
95. MAMA, MRS. NIMMER,
I CAN TAKE CARE OF IT
MYSELF, THANK YOU.Copy !req
96. CAITLIN, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO GO SEE A MOVIE
SATURDAY NIGHT?Copy !req
97. YEAH, I'D LOVE TO.
THAT'D BE GREAT.Copy !req
98. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
99. OUR LITTLE BABY KENAN
IS GROWN UP!Copy !req
100. AND LITTLE NIMMER, TOO.
LITTLE NIMMER, TOO.Copy !req
101. ALL RIGHT,
THAT'LL BE A TOMATO,Copy !req
102. ONE BAG OF PRETZELS,
AND ONE MEAT IN A BOX.Copy !req
103. HEY, SHARLA. DID YOU DO
ANYTHING FUN LAST NIGHT?Copy !req
104. WELL, THAT DEPENDS.Copy !req
105. DO YOU THINK IT'S
FUN TO STAND OUT IN
THE COLD ALL NIGHTCopy !req
106. WAITING FOR YOUR DATE
WHO NEVER SHOWS UPCopy !req
107. BECAUSE HE'S KENAN
AND HE'S A BIG JERK?Copy !req
108. AH, W-WELL, I THINK—
I-I, I BETTER GO TO
THE BACK NOW, BYE.Copy !req
109. WHOO. HEY,
WHAT'S UP, SHARLA?Copy !req
110. HEY, WHAT'S UP,
SHARLA?Copy !req
111. HI... KEL.Copy !req
112. OOOOOH, HEY, MAN.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH
SHARLA?Copy !req
113. SHE LOOKS
A LITTLE UPSET.Copy !req
114. I DON'T KNOW.
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?Copy !req
115. WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
SHE'S MAKING THIS
FACE LIKE THIS—Copy !req
116. OH, YEAH, SHE IS
KINDA MAKING FACES
OVER THERE.Copy !req
117. I WONDER WHAT
SHE COULD BE MAD—Copy !req
118. OUR DATE!Copy !req
119. OH, MAN, I FORGOT
ABOUT OUR DATE.Copy !req
120. UH, HEY, SHARLA.
LOOK, I KNOW WE WERECopy !req
121. SUPPOSED TO HAVE
A DATE LAST NIGHT—Copy !req
122. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
STOOD ME UP, KENAN.Copy !req
123. AS IF I DON'T HAVE
BETTER THINGS TO DOCopy !req
124. THAN STAND AROUND
ALL NIGHT WAITING FOR YOU.Copy !req
125. W-WAIT—LOOK—Copy !req
126. DO YOU KNOW HOW COLD
IT WAS LAST NIGHT?Copy !req
127. MAN, YOU LEFT HER
OUT THERE IN THE COLD?Copy !req
128. MAN—MIND YOUR BUSINESS.Copy !req
129. LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY—Copy !req
130. SORRY'S NOT GONNA
CUT IT, BUDDY.Copy !req
131. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
132. LOOK, SHARLA, I'M—
GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.Copy !req
133. CAN WE TALK ABOUT
THIS IN PRIVATE?Copy !req
134. GIRL, DON'T GIVE
HIM NO MORE CHANCES.Copy !req
135. HE AIN'T NO GOOD.
NO GOOD.Copy !req
136. KEL, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE ON MY SIDE.Copy !req
137. OH.Copy !req
138. ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I'LL GIVE YOU
A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN.Copy !req
139. I CAN'T WAIT
TO HEAR THIS ONE.Copy !req
140. AND IT BETTER BE GOOD.Copy !req
141. G-G-GO AWAY.Copy !req
142. ALL RIGHT, NOW—Copy !req
143. KEL, THIS IS
A PRIVATE CONVERSATION.Copy !req
144. OH, OK, KENAN.Copy !req
145. SHARLA, GET OUT.Copy !req
146. MAN, KEL! WHEN
I SAY IT'S PRIVATE,Copy !req
147. THAT MEANS YOU GET OUT. OH!Copy !req
148. AND CHRIS, YOU, TOO.Copy !req
149. IT'S MY OFFICE.Copy !req
150. PLEASE, CHRIS!Copy !req
151. I'M POLISHING
MY PEWTER COW.Copy !req
152. OH, HOW CUTE.Copy !req
153. MY COW!Copy !req
154. I'M COMING,
MR. MOO COW!Copy !req
155. ALL RIGHT, SHARLA,
WE'RE ALONE NOW.Copy !req
156. SO, WHAT DO YOU HAVE
TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?Copy !req
157. UH, LET ME SEE.Copy !req
158. ALL RIGHT, I FORGOT
ABOUT OUR DATE, OK?Copy !req
159. I DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE.Copy !req
160. BUT I'M SORRY.
I JUST FORGOT.Copy !req
161. PLEASE GIVE ME
ONE MORE CHANCE.Copy !req
162. I'LL DO WHATEVER
YOU WANT ME TO.Copy !req
163. MAKE HIM
CUT YOUR TOENAILS!Copy !req
164. EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND.Copy !req
165. OH!Copy !req
166. NOW, WHERE WAS I?Copy !req
167. YOU WERE BEGGING
FOR MY FORGIVENESS.Copy !req
168. OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.Copy !req
169. I'M SORRY! OH, PLEASE,
GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE!Copy !req
170. I'LL DO ANYTHING.
I'LL TAKE YOU OUT
WHENEVER YOU WANT,Copy !req
171. JUST NAME A DAY,
WHENEVER YOU WANT.Copy !req
172. ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I'LL GIVE YOU
ONE MORE CHANCE.Copy !req
173. YOU CAN TAKE ME TO
THE MOVIES ON SATURDAY.Copy !req
174. SATURDAY, COOL.
ALL RIGHT, SAT—Copy !req
175. OOH, SATURDAY. UH...Copy !req
176. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH SATURDAY?Copy !req
177. NOW, YOU'RE NOT TRYING
TO GET OUT OF OUR DATE
ALREADY, ARE YOU?Copy !req
178. NO—NO—NO, IT'S JUST THATCopy !req
179. OUT OF ALL THE DAYS
YOU COULD HAVE PICKED,Copy !req
180. YOU PICKED SATURDAY...
WHICH IS A FINE DAY FOR ME.Copy !req
181. KENAN,
YOU KNOW IT'S NOT FINE.Copy !req
182. SEE, ON SATURDAY,
YOU ALREADY MADE A DATE—Copy !req
183. KEL!Copy !req
184. UH, SHARLA, EXCUSE
ME, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
IN A SECOND.Copy !req
185. YOU ALL RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT? YEAH?Copy !req
186. NOW WHAT WERE YOU DOING?Copy !req
187. I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOUCopy !req
188. YOU ALREADY MADE PLANS FOR
SATURDAY NIGHT WITH CAITLIN.Copy !req
189. I KNOW THAT.Copy !req
190. THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE PLANS
WITH SHARLA THE SAME NIGHT.Copy !req
191. I HAD NO CHOICE.Copy !req
192. OH, MAN, I CANNOT
DATE 2 GIRLS
AT THE SAME TIME.Copy !req
193. I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO
CALL CAITLIN AND CANCEL.Copy !req
194. OH, DON'T WORRY.
I'LL CALL HER.Copy !req
195. CAITLIN! CAITLIN!Copy !req
196. SHE'S NOT GONNA
HEAR THAT.Copy !req
197. YES SHE IS.
SHE'S RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
198. WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?Copy !req
199. GO IN THE BACK AND
KEEP SHARLA BUSY. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
200. HEY, CAITLIN. THIS
IS A NICE SURPRISE.Copy !req
201. HI, KENAN. I WANTED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT SATURDAY NIGHT.Copy !req
202. I HOPE YOU WON'T BE UPSET,
BUT THE THING IS I—Copy !req
203. YOU CAN'T MAKE IT?
OH, MAN!Copy !req
204. [SING-SONGING]
YOU CAN'T MAKE IT.Copy !req
205. AW, DARN IT! WELL,
I GUESS YOU GOTTA GO,Copy !req
206. IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.Copy !req
207. ACTUALLY, WHAT I
WAS GONNA SAY ISCopy !req
208. THAT MY DAD WON'T
LET ME BORROW HIS CARCopy !req
209. SO YOU'LL HAVE TO
MEET ME AT THE THEATER.Copy !req
210. SO, YOU CAN STILL GO THEN? MM-HMM.Copy !req
211. OH, THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
212. ACTUALLY, SINCE WE'RE ON
THE SUBJECT OF SATURDAY,Copy !req
213. SEE, I REALLY NEED—Copy !req
214. WHAT? ARE YOU SAYING
YOU DON'T WANNA
GO OUT WITH ME?Copy !req
215. NO—NO—NO, I'M NOT
SAYING THAT, EXACTLY,Copy !req
216. IT'S JUST THAT,
WHAT I'M SAYING—Copy !req
217. IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T
LIKE ME, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
218. I'M BEING DUMPED AGAIN!Copy !req
219. NO, NOT DUMPING,
NOT DUMPING.Copy !req
220. KENAN, I'M DONE
ENTERTAINING SHARLA.Copy !req
221. I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU WERE GONNA BE
RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
222. N-NO, MA'AM, WE DON'T
SELL PAPAYAS HERE.Copy !req
223. PAPAYAS?Copy !req
224. PAPAYAS? Y'ALL
GOT PAPAYAS?Copy !req
225. OOOH, I WANT SOME.Copy !req
226. WE DON'T SELL
PAPAYAS.Copy !req
227. MY POINT EXACTLY!
I'M SORRY, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO BE GOING NOW.Copy !req
228. OK, I'M CONFUSED.
SO WHAT WERE YOU
SAYING ABOUT SATURDAY?Copy !req
229. I WAS SAYING THE PAPAYAS
WON'T BE ON SALE
ON SATURDAY, EITHER,Copy !req
230. BECAUSE... WE DON'T
SELL 'EM HERE!Copy !req
231. BUT I CAN'T—Copy !req
232. SATURDAY.
DATE. YES. BYE.Copy !req
233. KENAN, WHY ARE YOU
ACTING SO WEIRD?Copy !req
234. ARE WE STILL ON
FOR SATURDAY?Copy !req
235. SATURDAY.
DATE. YES. BYE.Copy !req
236. IT'S OK, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
237. MR. MOO COW IS SAFE.Copy !req
238. HI, SHARLA?
YEAH, IT'S KENAN.Copy !req
239. UH-HUH... LISTEN.Copy !req
240. INSTEAD OF GOING
ON SATURDAY NIGHT,Copy !req
241. WHY NOT GO ON
SUNDAY NIGHT INSTEAD?Copy !req
242. THAT SOUNDS GOOD TO YOU?Copy !req
243. PERFECT. ALL RIGHT.
I'LL SEE YOU
SUNDAY, THEN.Copy !req
244. WHOO. THAT WENT WELL.Copy !req
245. ALL RIGHT, TIME TO
TRY IT FOR REAL.Copy !req
246. 4-7-8, RIGBY'S.Copy !req
247. RIGBY'S.Copy !req
248. UH, HEY—HEY, SHARLA.
GLAD I CAUGHT YOU AT WORK.Copy !req
249. YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO
GET OUT OF OUR DATE
ON SATURDAY, ARE YOU?Copy !req
250. NO! NO, OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
251. IT'S JUST THAT
I HEARD ABOUT THIS
CONCERT ON SUNDAY NIGHT,Copy !req
252. AND I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU
WOULD LIKE TO GO TO THAT...Copy !req
253. ON SUNDAY.Copy !req
254. THAT SOUNDS GREAT,
KENAN. THANKS.Copy !req
255. REALLY? I MEAN,
YOU MEAN IT?Copy !req
256. YEAH, I THINK IT'S
GREAT THAT YOU'RE MAKING
UP FOR THE OTHER NIGHTCopy !req
257. BY TAKING ME OUT
TWICE THIS WEEKEND.Copy !req
258. YEAH, I'LL TELL YOU—NO!Copy !req
259. SUNDAY IS JUST ONCE.Copy !req
260. YEAH, AND THE DATE
ON SATURDAY NIGHT
MAKES TWICE.Copy !req
261. OH, SATURDAY, SO, THAT'S
STILL HAPPENING, HUH?Copy !req
262. YEP, BUT I GOTTA
GET BACK TO WORK,Copy !req
263. SO I'LL SEE YOU
ON SATURDAY...
AND SUNDAY.Copy !req
264. OH, MAN!Copy !req
265. KENAN, I GOT THE SOLUTION
TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.Copy !req
266. I DOUBT IT,
BUT GO AHEAD.Copy !req
267. I GOT YOU ANOTHER DATE
FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.Copy !req
268. KEL, I ALREADY
HAVE 2 DATES.Copy !req
269. NAW, SEE, IT'S DIFFERENT
BECAUSE IT'S A DOUBLE DATE.Copy !req
270. I'M GONNA BE GOING, TOO.Copy !req
271. HOW IS THAT HELPING?Copy !req
272. WELL, SEE, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO GO ON A DATECopy !req
273. WITH SHARLA AND
CAITLIN,Copy !req
274. BECAUSE YOU AND I ARE
GONNA BE AT THE MOVIESCopy !req
275. WITH WANDA AND YOVANDA.Copy !req
276. WANDA AND YOVANDA?
MAN, WHAT'S THIS—Copy !req
277. CALL 'EM AND
TELL 'EM I CAN'T GO.Copy !req
278. AW, I'M SORRY, MAN.
THEY DON'T HAVE A PHONE.Copy !req
279. SO NOW I GOT 3 DATES
AT THE SAME TIME,
THE SAME PLACE?Copy !req
280. NAH, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.Copy !req
281. ONE DATE... WITH 3 GIRLS.Copy !req
282. WHY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!Copy !req
283. HEY, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
MARTIANS FROM MARSIN 3D.Copy !req
284. HOW ABOUT YOU, KENAN?Copy !req
285. MAN, AIN'T NOBODY
GOIN' TO SEE NO
MARTIANS FROM
MARSIN 3D.Copy !req
286. YEAH, WELL WHAT ABOUT
YOVANDA AND WANDA?Copy !req
287. KEL, I ALREADY
HAVE 2 DATES.Copy !req
288. MAN, I'M TAKING
SHARLA TO SEE
NEVERENDING TEARDROPSCopy !req
289. THEN I GOTTA TAKE
CAITLIN TO SEE
THE KUNG FU RABBI.Copy !req
290. ARE THEY COMING TOGETHER?Copy !req
291. NO, MAN. I ARRANGED
IT SO THAT SHARLA
GETS HERE FIRST.
OH.Copy !req
292. KENAN, YOU SHOWED UP.
THAT'S A GOOD START.Copy !req
293. WHAT'S HE
DOING HERE?Copy !req
294. HIS BEING HERE HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH US.Copy !req
295. HE'S GOING TO SEE
THE MARTIANS FROM MARS
IN 3D, ALONE.Copy !req
296. ALL BY HISSELF.Copy !req
297. LET ME
GET 4 TICKETS—Copy !req
298. THAT'S 4 TICKETS—TO SEE
MARTIANS FROM MARSIN 3D!Copy !req
299. NOW, DON'T CONFUSE
THE 3D WITH THE 4!Copy !req
300. 4 TICKETS! THERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
OH, YES.Copy !req
301. 4 TICKETS? NOW,
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
HE WAS GOING ALONE.Copy !req
302. OH, HE IS, HE IS.
HE JUST LIKES TO...
STRETCH OUT.Copy !req
303. HEY, CAN I GET 2 TICKETS
TO NEVERENDING TEARDROPS.
AND HURRY, PLEASE.Copy !req
304. OH, RIGHT AWAY, SIR.Copy !req
305. C-COME ON, SHARLA.Copy !req
306. OOH, YOU'RE SO CLOSE.
YOU'RE SO CLOSE.Copy !req
307. STOP THAT.Copy !req
308. UM, YOU KNOW, KENAN,
I DON'T USUALLY
GIVE GUYSCopy !req
309. A SECOND CHANCE
ONCE THEY'VE
STOOD ME UP.Copy !req
310. GREAT, ME, TOO.
LOOK, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
311. KENAN, WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
312. UH, IT'S OK.Copy !req
313. EXCUSE ME, I GOTTA GO—
I'M SORRY, EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
314. WHOA-OA-OA!Copy !req
315. WHOA-OA-OA!Copy !req
316. HEY, MAN. DID
SHE SHOW UP YET?Copy !req
317. NO, I HAVEN'S SEEN
YOVANDA OR WANDA YET.Copy !req
318. MAN, I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT WANDA OR YOVANDA.Copy !req
319. I'M TALKING
ABOUT CAITLIN.
MAYBE SHE WON'T SHOW UP.Copy !req
320. HI, KENAN.Copy !req
321. OWP! TOO BAD, KENAN.
SHE SHOWED UP.Copy !req
322. HEY, CAITLIN.Copy !req
323. WHAT'S HE
DOING HERE?Copy !req
324. HE, UH...
LATER I'LL TELL.Copy !req
325. COME ON. KUNG FU RABBI'S
ABOUT TO START.Copy !req
326. KUNG FU RABBI?
I WANT TO SEE
NEVERENDING TEARDROPS.Copy !req
327. NO, KUNG FU RABBI,
IT'S GOOD. YOU'LL LIKE IT.
WA-A-A-A-H!Copy !req
328. I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT.Copy !req
329. BUT IT'S BETTER
THE SECOND TIME.
COME ON.Copy !req
330. HI, CAN YOU GIVE ME
2 TICKETS TO THE
KUNG FU RABBI, PLEASE?Copy !req
331. DIDN'T I JUST
SEE YOU HERE LIKE—NO!Copy !req
332. YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ME
BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
333. ARE YOU SURE
WE CAN'T SEE
NEVERENDING
TEARDROPS?Copy !req
334. YEAH, I HEARD
KUNG FU RABBISTANK!Copy !req
335. LOOK. NEVERENDING
TEARDROPSIS...Copy !req
336. IS SOLD OUT,
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
337. NO, IT'S NOT. YES IT IS.Copy !req
338. NO, REALLY, IT'S NOT.Copy !req
339. LOOK. WE WANNA SEE
KUNG FU RABBI.Copy !req
340. ISN'T THAT
A DIFFERENT GIRL—Copy !req
341. JUST GIVE ME
THE TICKETS, MAN!
THANK YOU.Copy !req
342. COME ON, CAITLIN.Copy !req
343. IT'S REALLY NICE BEING OUT.
JUST THE TWO OF US.Copy !req
344. OH, YEAH, JUST
THE TWO OF US.
HA HA.Copy !req
345. HEY, WOULD YOU MIND
GETTING ME SOME POPCORN?Copy !req
346. POPCORN? YES, I WILL
GET YOU SOME POPCORN.Copy !req
347. WHERE WERE YOU?Copy !req
348. OH, YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS?
I WAS SOMEPLACE—Copy !req
349. SHHH!
SHHH! SHHH!Copy !req
350. They won't let
me tell you.Copy !req
351. LET'S JUST WATCH
THE MOVIE.Copy !req
352. MAN, I WISH I HAD
SOME POPCORN RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
353. I'MA GO GET ME SOME.Copy !req
354. BUT WE ALREADY
HAVE POPCORN.Copy !req
355. NO, WE DON'T.Copy !req
356. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
357. OH, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.Copy !req
358. OH, NO, IT'S ALL GONE.
LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
359. I'M GONNA GO GET SOME MORE.Copy !req
360. I'M SORRY, EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
361. WATCH OUT! EXCUSE ME.
I'M SORRY, MAN.Copy !req
362. SIT DOWN!I'M SORRY.Copy !req
363. OH! OH! SEE! SEE!
THERE HE IS!
THERE HE IS!Copy !req
364. WANDA AND YOVANDA,Copy !req
365. THIS IS ALPHONSE.Copy !req
366. WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.
WHERE WERE YOU, ALPHONSE?Copy !req
367. ALPHONSE?
WHAT'S WITH ALPHONSE?Copy !req
368. NO, SEE, SEE, UM,Copy !req
369. I TOLD 'EM YOUR
NAME WAS ALPHONSE.Copy !req
370. THAT WAY, IF SHARLA
OR CAITLIN SEES YOU
WITH YOVANDA,Copy !req
371. YOU CAN SAY, "NO, NO, NO,Copy !req
372. SHE'S NOT WITH ME.
SHE'S WITH ALPHONSE."Copy !req
373. PRETTY COOL, HUH? WOW.Copy !req
374. HERE. HERE'S
YOUR 3D GLASSES.Copy !req
375. NOW, COME ON, ALPHONSE.
I WANT YOU TO BUY MECopy !req
376. SOME JUJU DUDS,
A BINGO BAR,Copy !req
377. 2 SOFT PRETZELS,
A DIET SODA—Copy !req
378. HO-HO-HO-HOLD ON
THERE, NOW, YOVANDA!Copy !req
379. LOOK, I'M SORRY,
BUT THERE'S BEEN A
BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.Copy !req
380. I KNOW YOU'RE
A NICE GIRL
AND EVERYTHING,Copy !req
381. BUT I'M NOT YOUR
DATE. ALL RIGHT?
THANK YOU.Copy !req
382. OH-HO-NO, YOU DID
NOT JUST SAY THAT.Copy !req
383. I KINDA DID.Copy !req
384. YOU BETTER BE MY DATE.Copy !req
385. KEL!Copy !req
386. YES, ALPHONSE?Copy !req
387. KEL WILL EXPLAIN
EVERYTHING. I GOTTA GO.Copy !req
388. UH, SEE, UH, UH...Copy !req
389. HERE YOU GO, CAITLIN.
HERE'S YOUR—Copy !req
390. BUCKET.Copy !req
391. WHERE'S THE POPCORN?Copy !req
392. UH—YOU MEAN—WHAT?Copy !req
393. AW, MAN, I ASKED
FOR NO BUTTER,
NOT NO POPCORN.Copy !req
394. LET ME GO GET
ANOTHER ONE.Copy !req
395. THAT'S OK. JUST
STAY HERE AND WATCH
THE MOVIE WITH ME.Copy !req
396. UH, YEAH, OK.Copy !req
397. KENAN?
HMM?Copy !req
398. WHY ARE YOU
WEARING 3D GLASSES?Copy !req
399. BUT—YOU MEAN—OH.Copy !req
400. THE 3D GLASSES
ON MY FACE?Copy !req
401. SHH!
SHH!
SHH!Copy !req
402. IT'S SO THAT I CAN
SEE YOUR BEAUTY
IN 3 DIMENSIONS.Copy !req
403. AW, THAT'S SO SWEET.Copy !req
404. YEP. SWEET.Copy !req
405. THIS THEATER IS SO COLD.Copy !req
406. GREAT. LET ME GO
BUY YOU A JACKET.Copy !req
407. ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING
MAYBE I COULD JUST
BORROW YOUR JACKET.Copy !req
408. OH, OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.
I WAS JUST KIDDING.Copy !req
409. THANK YOU.Copy !req
410. OH, NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
411. NOW WHERE ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
412. I'M GOING TO
THE BATHROOMCopy !req
413. ON THE ROOF
IN THE STORE—SHH!Copy !req
414. AND THE BIKE FLIPPED
OVER, AND THAT'S WHY...Copy !req
415. ALPHONSE... DOESN'T
HAVE... ANY TOES.Copy !req
416. WHAT DOES THAT HAVE
TO DO WITH ANYTHING?Copy !req
417. THERE
HE IS, YOVANDA.Copy !req
418. LOOK, ALPHONSE. I DIDN'T
TAKE THE NUMBER 4 BUSCopy !req
419. ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE
TO GET STOOD UP.Copy !req
420. NOW YOU DATE ME!Copy !req
421. YOU KNOW, ALPHONSE,
SHE DOES HAVE A POINT.Copy !req
422. I MEAN, THE NUMBER 4
BUS IS NO PICNIC.Copy !req
423. QUIET, KEL!Copy !req
424. NO, HAVE YOU RODE
THE NUMBER 4 BUS LATELY?Copy !req
425. STINKY BUS.Copy !req
426. LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE SMELLY BUS AND ALL,Copy !req
427. BUT, FOR THE LAST TIME,
I AM NOT YOUR DATE.Copy !req
428. I KNOW YOUR
NOT MY DATE.Copy !req
429. I'M WITH WANDA.Copy !req
430. I WASN'T TALKING
TO YOU, MAN!Copy !req
431. I WAS TALKING TO
YOVANDA! OH! BYE.Copy !req
432. NO, HE IS NOT
WALKING AWAY FROM ME.Copy !req
433. OH, YES HE IS, GIRL.Copy !req
434. HE'S WALKING RIGHT
AWAY FROM YOU.Copy !req
435. ALPHONSE!Copy !req
436. EXCUSE ME, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
437. EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. SIT DOWN!Copy !req
438. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?Copy !req
439. THAT POPCORN LINE
WAS REALLY LONG.Copy !req
440. SO, WHERE'S THE POPCORN?Copy !req
441. HEY, THAT'S MINE.Copy !req
442. SHH! MAN, PEOPLE
ARE TRYING TO
WATCH THE MOVIE.
BUT—Copy !req
443. SHH!SHH! SHH!
SHH!Copy !req
444. WHOO. MAN,
IT'S COLD IN HERE.Copy !req
445. WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR JACKET?Copy !req
446. UH, WHAT JACKET?
I WASN'T WEARING A JACKET.Copy !req
447. YES, YOU WERE.Copy !req
448. UH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I WAS WEARING A JACKET.Copy !req
449. I BETTER GO LOOK FOR IT.Copy !req
450. ALPHONSE!Copy !req
451. I CAN LOOK FOR IT LATER.Copy !req
452. WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
453. I SAW YOU COME IN HERE.Copy !req
454. THE NERVE OF
THAT GIRL. SHHHH!Copy !req
455. DON'T SHUSH ME.
WHO SHUSHED YOVANDA?Copy !req
456. THAT WOULD BE ME.Copy !req
457. SHARLA, LOOK.
THE MOVIES, SEE?Copy !req
458. ALPHONSE?Copy !req
459. SHHHH!Copy !req
460. I KNOW YOU DID NOT
JUST SHUSH ME AGAIN.Copy !req
461. UH, COULD I SEE
THAT POPCORN?Copy !req
462. HERE'S YOU POPCORN BACK.Copy !req
463. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
464. LOOK, LITTLE MISS MISSY.Copy !req
465. I DIDN'T TAKE
THE NUMBER 4 BUS
ALL THE WAY DOWN HERECopy !req
466. TO BE SHUSHED BY
THE LIKES OF YOU.Copy !req
467. WELL, LITTLE MISS LOUDY,Copy !req
468. IF I WAS ALPHONSE
I'D HIDE FROM YOU, TOO.Copy !req
469. YOVANDA!Copy !req
470. SHHH!
SHHH!
SHHH! SHHH!Copy !req
471. ALPHONSE IS IN
THE LOBBY. LET'S GO.Copy !req
472. KEL, IS THIS RUDE
GIRL YOUR DATE?Copy !req
473. UH—UH, NO.
SHE'S ALPHONSE'S DATE.Copy !req
474. NOT KENAN'S DATE...Copy !req
475. BUT ALPHONSE'S DATE.Copy !req
476. OK.Copy !req
477. HEY, THAT GUY GOT
A BUCKET FOR A HEAD.Copy !req
478. SHHH!
SHHH!
SHHH! SHHH!Copy !req
479. OK, ALL RIGHT,
I'M SORRY,
I'M LEAVING.Copy !req
480. HEY, DID THEY GET TO
THE PART IN THE END
WHEN THE MAIN GUY DIES?Copy !req
481. OH, I GUESS NOT.
COME ON, YOVANDA.Copy !req
482. KENAN, TAKE THAT BUCKET
OFF OF YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
483. OH, HEY. HOW DID
THAT GET ON THERE?Copy !req
484. OH, WE'RE OUT
OF POPCORN AGAIN.Copy !req
485. I BETTER GO GET SOME MORE.Copy !req
486. LET ME GUESS. YOU'LL
BE RIGHT BACK, RIGHT?Copy !req
487. YES.Copy !req
488. ONE MORE TIME,
ONE MORE TIME.Copy !req
489. I THOUGHT YOU SAID
HE WAS OUT HERE.Copy !req
490. OH, YEAH? I THOUGHT
YOUSAID HE WAS OUT HERE.Copy !req
491. OOH, GIRL,
HERE HE COMES.Copy !req
492. YOVANDA, LOOK.
LET'S GET SOMETHING
STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
493. MY NAME IS NOT
ALPHONSE, AND I'M NOT
ON A DATE WITH YOU.Copy !req
494. LOOK, ALPHONSE.Copy !req
495. I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR YOUR LITTLE GAMES.Copy !req
496. I AM THIS CLOSE TO LEAVING.Copy !req
497. GOOD! GO AWAY,
MAN, PLEASE?Copy !req
498. ISN'T THE NUMBER 4 BUS
LEAVING IN 2 MINUTES?Copy !req
499. KENAN, WHAT IS
GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
500. NO, YOU ARE NOT
TALKING TO MY MAN.Copy !req
501. YOUR MAN?THAT'S WHAT I SAID.Copy !req
502. WHO IS SHE?Copy !req
503. UH, UH, SEE, UH,
WHAT HAPPENED WAS,Copy !req
504. UH, SEE, THIS IS
KENAN'S OTHER DATE,Copy !req
505. BUT IT'S OK,
BECAUSE SHE THINKSCopy !req
506. HIS NAME IS ALPHONSE.Copy !req
507. OTHER DATE?Copy !req
508. NO—NO—NO,
NOT OTHER DATE.Copy !req
509. THIS CRAZY GIRL
THINKS SHE'S MY DATE,Copy !req
510. BUT SHE'S NOT,
BELIEVE ME.Copy !req
511. I'M HERE ON A DATE
WITH YOU AND NOBODY ELSE.Copy !req
512. OH, KENAN.
THERE YOU ARE.Copy !req
513. EXCEPT HER.Copy !req
514. UH, CAITLIN,
THIS IS SHARLA.
SHARLA, CAITLIN.Copy !req
515. UH, THAT'S WANDA
AND THIS IS YOVANDA.Copy !req
516. UH, AND I BELIEVE
YOU ALL KNOW KEL.Copy !req