1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
3. THANK YOU.Copy !req
4. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
5. ALL RIGHT. WOW.Copy !req
6. WELCOME TO TONIGHT'S
TELEVISION PROGRAM.Copy !req
7. YOU KNOW, IF I WAS
WEARING A NAME TAG,Copy !req
8. IT WOULD SAY,
"HELLO, I'M KENAN!"Copy !req
9. AND IF I HAD ONE,
MINE WOULD SAY,Copy !req
10. "HI, MY NAME IS KEL!"Copy !req
11. YEAH, THANK YOU.
MAN, WE'VE GOTCopy !req
12. AN ACTION-PACKED SHOW
FOR Y'ALL TONIGHT.
CAN YOU SIT BACK—Copy !req
13. HEY, KENAN. YOU KNOW,
FOR ONCE, CAN YOU TELL ME
WHAT TONIGHT'S SHOW IS ABOUT?Copy !req
14. NO.Copy !req
15. WELL, C-COME ON, KENAN.
I MEAN, I'M IN IT.Copy !req
16. NO, SORRY.Copy !req
17. HOW ABOUT A HINT?
JUST A SMALL HINT.Copy !req
18. ALL RIGHT, FINE
I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.Copy !req
19. TONIGHT'S SHOW INVOLVES
THE WORD "THE".Copy !req
20. THE? OH, NO.
WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE,Copy !req
21. WAIT—WAIT.Copy !req
22. IN TONIGHT'S SHOWCopy !req
23. YOU WANT TO GET
YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSECopy !req
24. AND THEN WE'RE GONNA
GET INTO SOME TROUBLECopy !req
25. ALONG THEWAY! HA!Copy !req
26. HA HA! YES! YES! YES!Copy !req
27. I KNEW THAT WAS
TOO EASY OF A HINT.Copy !req
28. HA! HA HA, AGAIN!Copy !req
29. WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, KEL.
YOU FIGURED IT OUT.Copy !req
30. NOW LET'S GET TO IT!Copy !req
31. COME ON,
MR. KNOW-IT-ALL!Copy !req
32. YEAH, RIGHT...Copy !req
33. HA HA! UH—UH, KENAN?
JUST BECAUSE I KNEWCopy !req
34. WHAT TONIGHT'S SHOW
WAS ABOUT,Copy !req
35. THAT DOESN'T
MEAN I LIKE IT.Copy !req
36. KENAN? AWWWWW,
I WISH I DIDN'T KNOW.Copy !req
37. KENAN? AWWWWW,
HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
38. BREAKFAST!
BREAKFAST IS SERVED!Copy !req
39. COME AND GET IT.
MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY.Copy !req
40. WH-WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
41. MORNING, POP.
I MADE YOU SOME
BREAKFAST.Copy !req
42. BUT IT'S 5;30
IN THE MORNING!Copy !req
43. KENAN!Copy !req
44. AHHH!Copy !req
45. I—I MEANT,
MORNING, MOTHER.Copy !req
46. WHAT WAS ALL THAT RACKET?
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
47. CAN'T A CHILD MAKE
HIS PARENTS BREAKFAST
ONCE IN AWHILE?Copy !req
48. I SUPPOSE.Copy !req
49. COME ON. EH—
EH—EH. COME ON.Copy !req
50. YES, SIT DOWN.Copy !req
51. HERE. THESE ARE FOR YOU.Copy !req
52. SOME BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS
FOR A BEAUTIFUL MOTHER.Copy !req
53. OHHHH, MOTHER.Copy !req
54. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
55. OH, HO HO, MOTHER,
YOU'RE SO FUNNY.Copy !req
56. AND NOW IT'S TIME TO
PRESENT THE AWARD FOR
WORLD'S GREATEST PARENTS.Copy !req
57. AND THE WINNER IS...Copy !req
58. ROGER AND CHERYL ROCKMORE!Copy !req
59. YA-A-A-A-A-AY!Copy !req
60. KENAN, WHAT DO
YOU WANT FROM US?Copy !req
61. NOTHING. I JUST WANT YOU
TO ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST.Copy !req
62. MUSIC.Copy !req
63. AHHH! WHOA! OHHHH!Copy !req
64. I—I'M SORRY.
YOUR FACE SCARED ME.Copy !req
65. EAT, EAT. YOUR SAUSAGE LINKS
ARE GETTING COLD.Copy !req
66. HERE, LET ME SHINE
YOUR HEAD WHILE YOU EAT.Copy !req
67. STOP THAT!Copy !req
68. LOOK, KENAN. WE KNOW
YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING.Copy !req
69. YEAH, KENAN, JUST TELL US
WHAT IT IS YOU WANTCopy !req
70. OR WHAT IT IS THAT YOU BROKE.Copy !req
71. WELL, I NEVER.
HOW INSULTING!Copy !req
72. KEL?Copy !req
73. KENAN WANT TO GET
A DRIVER'S LICENSE.Copy !req
74. A-HA!Copy !req
75. WELL, SINCE WE'RE
ON THE SUBJECT,
WHAT DO YOU SAY?Copy !req
76. NO, NO, NO!
ABSOLUTELY NOT, NO!Copy !req
77. IS THAT A YES?Copy !req
78. KENAN, WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT
THIS A MILLION TIMES.Copy !req
79. YOU'LL GET YOUR LICENSE—
WHEN YOU TURN 18.Copy !req
80. AND NOT A MINUTE SOONER.Copy !req
81. THAT'S NOT FAIR!Copy !req
82. YEAH, MARK GRAHAM
HAS HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE.Copy !req
83. KEL, I CAN HANDLE
THIS MYSELF.Copy !req
84. MARK GRAHAM'S GOT
HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE!Copy !req
85. WHY CAN'T I GET MINE?Copy !req
86. MAYBE YOU SHOULD WORRY
LESS ABOUT DRIVINGCopy !req
87. AND MORE ABOUT FINISHING
YOUR SCIENCE PROJECT.Copy !req
88. YOU KNOW,
SHE GOT A POINT. KEL! SHH! SHH!Copy !req
89. UM, MY SCIENCE PROJECT
ISN'T DUE UNTIL
NEXT WEDNESDAY,Copy !req
90. AND I'M ALMOST
DONE WITH IT.Copy !req
91. I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN
STARTED YET.Copy !req
92. KEL! YOU'RE NOT HELPING.Copy !req
93. UH, LOOK. IT WOULD BE
A LOT EASIER FOR MECopy !req
94. TO FINISH MY SCIENCE
PROJECT IF I HAD
MY DRIVER'S LICENSE.Copy !req
95. WHAT DOES HAVING
A DRIVER'S LICENSECopy !req
96. HAVE TO DO WITH
YOUR SCIENCE PROJECT?Copy !req
97. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
98. I'M SORRY, KENAN,
NO DRIVER'S LICENSECopy !req
99. UNTIL YOU'RE 18
AND THAT'S FINAL.Copy !req
100. OH, FINE.
COME ON, KEL.Copy !req
101. YOU KNOW, I'M TAKING
MY TROPHY BACK.Copy !req
102. AND MY BREAKFAST, TOO.Copy !req
103. KENAN, THIS IS AWFUL.Copy !req
104. I MEAN, WANTING TO DRIVE
AND NOT BEING ABLE TO.Copy !req
105. I—I MEAN, I MEAN,
YOU MUST FEEL
REAL BAD, AWW!Copy !req
106. OK, KEL.Copy !req
107. I MEAN IT'S
MAKING ME UPSET.Copy !req
108. I MEAN, THE LAW SAYS
YOU CAN DRIVE,Copy !req
109. BUT THEN YOUR PARENTS
SAY YOU CAN'T. HUH?Copy !req
110. HUH? I MEAN, I MEAN,
THAT MUST HURT.Copy !req
111. THAT MUST REALLY HURT.Copy !req
112. AH! AH! THAT'S ENOUGH, KEL!Copy !req
113. AND THEN YOU COOK
BREAKFAST FOR 'EM,Copy !req
114. MADE THE SAUSAGES
AND THE EGGS,Copy !req
115. AND I GIVE
A VIOLIN CONCERTO—Copy !req
116. LOOK! LOOK, MAN.
JUST BECAUSE MY PARENTSCopy !req
117. SAY I CAN'T GET
MY DRIVER'S LICENSECopy !req
118. DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T
GET MY DRIVER'S LICENSE.Copy !req
119. I'LL JUST GO DOWN THERE
AND TAKE THE DUMB OL'
TEST WITHOUT 'EM.Copy !req
120. BUT, YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DRIVE.Copy !req
121. WELL, I'LL LEARN.Copy !req
122. BUT YOU DON'T
HAVE A CAR.Copy !req
123. AND YOU NEED A CAR,
YOU KNOW, TO TAKE
THE DRIVER'S TEST.Copy !req
124. OH, YEAH. GOOD POINT.
ALL I NEED IS A CAR THEN.Copy !req
125. HEY, MAYBE YOU COULD
TAKE A HORSE TO
THE DRIVER'S TEST.Copy !req
126. MAYBE YOUR PARENTS WOULD
LET YOU DRIVE A HORSE.Copy !req
127. ALL I NEED IS
TO FIND SOME SUCKERCopy !req
128. FOOLISH ENOUGH
TO LEND ME THEIR CAR.Copy !req
129. HEY, FELLAS. HEY, MARK.Copy !req
130. HEY! HEY!
HEY! HEY! HEY—Copy !req
131. HEY... HEY...Copy !req
132. UH-OH.Copy !req
133. WHY ARE YOU SMILING
AT ME LIKE THAT?Copy !req
134. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO SIT IN MY DAD'S CAR.Copy !req
135. CAN WE GO NOW?Copy !req
136. WHAT'S THE RUSH?Copy !req
137. LET US JUST
LOOK AROUND
A LITTLE MORE.Copy !req
138. LET'S LET THE TOP
DOWN, HUH? COME ON.Copy !req
139. IT'S STUCK!Copy !req
140. KEL! IT'S NOT
A CONVERTIBLE!Copy !req
141. THE TOP DOESN'T GO DOWN!Copy !req
142. OHHH...Copy !req
143. WH-WH-WHY ARE YOU
PUTTING ON YOUR SEATBELT?Copy !req
144. WHAT? I'M JUST
TRYING TO MAKE
SURE THEY WORK.Copy !req
145. HEY, MARK. WHAT DO
YOU SAY YOU TEACH
ME HOW TO DRIVE?Copy !req
146. MAYBE NEXT WEEKEND IF
MY DAD SAYS IT'S OK,
WE COULD ALL GO—Copy !req
147. HEY, MARK.
WHAT DO YOU SAYCopy !req
148. YOU TEACH ME HOW
TO DRIVE NOW?Copy !req
149. LOOK, I DON'T
THINK MY DAD—Copy !req
150. HEY—HEY!Copy !req
151. HE'S GONNA KILL ME!Copy !req
152. WE'RE DRIVING!
WE'RE DRIVING!Copy !req
153. CARE—WATCH OUT,
WATCH OUT!Copy !req
154. RELAX, MARK.
THIS IS JUST LIKE
A VIDEO GAME.Copy !req
155. I WONDER WHAT WOULD
HAPPEN IF I PUT
MY HAND OVER YOUR EYES.Copy !req
156. AHHHH! WATCH
WHERE YOU'RE GOING!Copy !req
157. MAN, IF YOU DON'T
LIKE THE WAY
I'M DRIVING,Copy !req
158. THEN GET YOUR HANDS
OFF MY EYES.Copy !req
159. WHAT DID YOU
DO THAT FOR?Copy !req
160. WELL, YOU HAVE TO
LEARN HOW TO DRIVE IN
ALL KINDS OF CONDITIONS.Copy !req
161. I MEAN, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHEN SOMETHING LIKE
THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.Copy !req
162. YEAH, WELL YOU
NEVER KNOW WHENCopy !req
163. SOMETHING LIKE THIS IS
GONNA HAPPEN, EITHER.Copy !req
164. OHHH! MY GOODNESS!Copy !req
165. JUST PULL OVER!Copy !req
166. I'LL PULL OVER
IF YOU LET ME
USE THIS CARCopy !req
167. FOR MY DRIVER'S
TEST NEXT WEDNESDAY.Copy !req
168. NO! WELL, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
169. OK! OK! YOU CAN
USE THE CAR!Copy !req
170. JUST PULL OVER!Copy !req
171. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
172. OH, THANKS, MARK.Copy !req
173. KENAN...Copy !req
174. I THINK I'M
GONNA BE SICK.Copy !req
175. OH! OH! OH!Copy !req
176. OH, DON'T DO THAT.
DON'T DO THAT.Copy !req
177. I'M FINISHED CLEANING
OUT MY DAD'S CAR, KEL.Copy !req
178. SORRY.Copy !req
179. HOW CAN YOU EVEN
EAT AFTER THAT?Copy !req
180. EASY—LIKE THIS.Copy !req
181. OK, GREAT, THANKS.
ALL RIGHT. SEE YA THEN.Copy !req
182. GREAT NEWS, GUYS. I JUST
SET UP AN APPOINTMENTCopy !req
183. TO TAKE MY DRIVER'S TEST
NEXT WEDNESDAY.Copy !req
184. BUT OUR SCIENCE PROJECTS
ARE DUE NEXT WEDNESDAY.Copy !req
185. OH, SCIENCE PROJECTS,
SHMIENCE... SHMOJECTS.Copy !req
186. LOOK, THE TEST IS
EARLY IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
187. WE'LL JUST GO TO SCHOOL
A LITTLE LATE.Copy !req
188. CAN'T YOU JUST
TAKE THE TEST
A DIFFERENT DAY?Copy !req
189. NO, BECAUSE IF I DON'T
TAKE IT ON WEDNESDAY,Copy !req
190. THEN I GOTTA WAIT
UNTIL SATURDAY, AND
I DON'T WANNA WAIT.Copy !req
191. BUT THERE'S ONLY
ONE PROBLEM—Copy !req
192. THERE'S A METEOR
THE SIZE OF TEXASCopy !req
193. ON A COLLISION
COURSE WITH EARTH?Copy !req
194. NO. THE PROBLEM IS I
HAVE TO HAVE AN ADULTCopy !req
195. OVER THE AGE OF 25
TO GO WITH MECopy !req
196. OR ELSE I CAN'T
GET MY LICENSE.Copy !req
197. OH, WELL, I GUESS
YOU CAN'T GET YOUR
LICENSE. SHUCKS.Copy !req
198. NO-NO-NOT SO FAST, MARK.Copy !req
199. I THINK I KNOW SOMEONE
THAT CAN HELP ME.Copy !req
200. MOO-OO-OO-OO.Copy !req
201. CHRIS! CHRISTOPHER!
CHRISTOPOLOUS! CHRISSY!Copy !req
202. DON'T CALL ME CHRISSY. SORRY.Copy !req
203. WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
204. YOU KNOW, I'M KINDA
THIRSTY, SO COULD
YOU GO AROUND BACK—Copy !req
205. KEL! HE WAS
TALKING TO ME.
OH.Copy !req
206. SEE, CHRIS, I'M GOING
TO GET MY DRIVER'S
LICENSE NEXT WEDNESDAY.Copy !req
207. OH, THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
208. YOU KNOW, MOTHER
STILL WON'T LET ME
GET MY DRIVER'S LICENSE.Copy !req
209. WELL, LOOK, I NEED
AN ADULT TO COME WITH
ME TO TAKE THE TEST.Copy !req
210. WHY DIDN'T YOU
ASK YOUR PARENTS?Copy !req
211. BECAUSE THEY
DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
212. HE MEANS, THEY
DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH
IT WOULD MEAN TO MECopy !req
213. IF YOU WOULD HELP ME
GET MY LICENSE.Copy !req
214. GOOD COVER.Copy !req
215. KEL—JUST—SHH!Copy !req
216. UH, SEE, MY PARENTS ARE
REALLY BUSY NEXT WEDNESDAY,Copy !req
217. AND MY DAD THOUGHT THAT MAYBE
YOU COULD HELP ME OUT.Copy !req
218. YOUR FATHER WANTS
ME TO DO THIS?Copy !req
219. YEAH. I MEAN,
BOTH MY PARENTSCopy !req
220. LOOK UP TO YOU AS
A KIND OF... A HERO.Copy !req
221. A HERO...Copy !req
222. I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS, KENAN.Copy !req
223. HUH? WELL, IF YOU
DON'T BELIEVE HIM,Copy !req
224. WHY DON'T WE JUST
CALL HIS DADDY UP
RIGHT NOW, HUH?Copy !req
225. OK. LET'S DO IT.Copy !req
226. FINE! THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
227. NO—NO—NO!
DON'T DO THAT!Copy !req
228. GIVE IT HERE.
GIMME THAT.Copy !req
229. HE DON'T WANNA
BELIEVE NOBODY.Copy !req
230. GET OFF THE—Copy !req
231. DON'T CALL
NOBODY JUST YET.Copy !req
232. WHY DON'T YOU WAIT...
10 MINUTES?Copy !req
233. OK.Copy !req
234. COME ON!Copy !req
235. IT'S OK, DON'T YOU
WORRY ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
236. YOU'RE SUCH
A GOOD LITTLE COW,
YES, YOU ARE.Copy !req
237. CHRIS—Copy !req
238. UM, I MEAN, UM...Copy !req
239. HELLO?Copy !req
240. HI, MR. ROCKMORE.
THIS IS CHRIS.Copy !req
241. CHRIS. HOW ARE YOU?
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?Copy !req
242. UH, KENAN SAID YOU
WANTED ME TO GO
WITH HIMCopy !req
243. TO GET HIS
DRIVER'S LICENSE?Copy !req
244. ARE YOU ACCUSING
KENAN OF LYING?Copy !req
245. HOW DARE YOU?Copy !req
246. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I JUST WANTED TO
MAKE SURECopy !req
247. HE WASN'T TRYING TO
PULL ONE OVER ON ME.Copy !req
248. YOU KNOW,
CHRIS POTTER
IS NO SUCKER.Copy !req
249. OH, OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
250. HEY, CHRIS.
THIS IS KENAN'S MOM.Copy !req
251. OH, HI,
MRS. ROCKMORE.Copy !req
252. ARE YOU ENJOYING TALKING
TO KENAN'S DAD?Copy !req
253. 'CAUSE THAT'S WHO
YOU'RE TALKING TO—
KENAN'S DAD.Copy !req
254. THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S
TALKING TO ME, CHERYL,Copy !req
255. SO HANG UP
THE PHONE, HEH HEH.Copy !req
256. DO YOU HAVE A COLD,
MRS. ROCKMORE?Copy !req
257. YOUR VOICE SOUNDS
KINDA FUNNY.Copy !req
258. OH, NO, NO.
SHE'S FINE.Copy !req
259. CHERYL, HANG UP
THE PHONE, DEAR.Copy !req
260. I'LL HANG UP
THE PHONE WHEN
I WANT TO.Copy !req
261. NOBODY IS
THE BOSS OF ME!Copy !req
262. CHRIS—CHRIS, COULD YOU
HOLD ON... JUST A SECOND?Copy !req
263. I HAVE... UM...Copy !req
264. NOBODY... IS THE BOSS...
OF CHERYL... ROCK—Copy !req
265. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
266. HELLO?Copy !req
267. OH, GOOD.
YOU'RE BACK.Copy !req
268. HUH? WHO IS THIS?Copy !req
269. OH, HA HA HA HA.
VERY FUNNY,
MR. ROCKMORE.Copy !req
270. NOW I CAN SEE WHERE
KENAN GETS HIS
SENSE OF HUMOR.Copy !req
271. YOU SEE, I FIGURED
IF CHRIS WAS
TALKING TO ROGERCopy !req
272. HE'D PROBABLY WANNA
KNOW WHERE CHERYL WAS.Copy !req
273. THAT MAKES NO SEN—Copy !req
274. SO, ANYWAY, SINCE I'M
A HERO TO YOU AND ALL,Copy !req
275. I'LL CHAPERONE HIM
ON WEDNESDAY.Copy !req
276. UH, WHAT TIME? 9?Copy !req
277. I THINK YOU HAVE
THE WRONG NUMBER.Copy !req
278. OH... 8?Copy !req
279. 8'S FINE.Copy !req
280. GOOD. I'LL TALK
TO YOU LATER.Copy !req
281. PHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE.Copy !req
282. YEAH. LUCKY FOR YOU
I SAVED YOUR BUTT.Copy !req
283. HEY, KENAN.Copy !req
284. READY FOR YOUR
DRIVING TEST?Copy !req
285. YEP. I'M JUST STUDYING
FOR THE WRITTEN PART
OF THE TEST NOW.Copy !req
286. HEY, WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
287. OH, IT'S MY SCIENCE PROJECT.
IT TURNS GRAPE SODA
INTO ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
288. HOW ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
289. SCIENCE PROJECT!Copy !req
290. YEAH, YOU KNOW,
OUR SCIENCE PROJECT.Copy !req
291. THEY'RE DUE TOMORROW.
WHERE'S YOURS?Copy !req
292. I DON'T HAVE ONE.Copy !req
293. YOU DON'T HAVE ONE?Copy !req
294. NO, I WAS STUDYING FOR
MY DRIVER'S TEST AND
I GUESS I FORGOT.Copy !req
295. WE WERE GIVEN THIS
ASSIGNMENT A MONTH AGO.Copy !req
296. I KNOW.Copy !req
297. I MEAN, IT'S THE MOST
IMPORTANT ASSIGNMENT
OF THE YEAR.Copy !req
298. I KNOW.Copy !req
299. AND IF YOU DON'T DO
THIS ASSIGNMENT,Copy !req
300. YOU MIGHT NOT GRADUATE.
AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT
ELSE GONNA HAPPEN?Copy !req
301. YOU'RE GONNA END UP
ON THE STREET.Copy !req
302. GONNA END UP ON
THE STREET REAL COLD.Copy !req
303. AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA
BE TALKIN' TO THE TREES.Copy !req
304. HI, MR. BUSH.
AHHHH!Copy !req
305. AHHHH!Copy !req
306. WELL, GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
307. N-N-NOT SO FAST,
SKIPPY.Copy !req
308. NOW, I'M GONNA MAKE
THAT SCIENCE PROJECT,
AND YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME.Copy !req
309. TOGETHER, WE CAN DO IT,
EVEN IF IT TAKES ALL NIGHT.Copy !req
310. ARE YOU WITH ME?Copy !req
311. OHHH.Copy !req
312. PHEW!Copy !req
313. KENAN! GOOD MORNING! HA HA!Copy !req
314. READY FOR YOUR BIG
DRIVING TEST? YEAH!Copy !req
315. OH! KENAN!Copy !req
316. WAKE UP! HEY, MAN,
WAKE UP.Copy !req
317. KENAN? OHHH...Copy !req
318. MMM? HEY, I ALMOST FORGOT,
I GOTTA GO TO SLEEP.Copy !req
319. OH, I'M SO SLEEPY.Copy !req
320. NO—NO—NO, NO-O-O-O,
NO, YOU CAN'T—Copy !req
321. NO-O-O-O-O, NO—
NO-O-O-O-O, YOU CAN'T
GO TO SLEEP.Copy !req
322. OH, MAN, YOU GOTTA TAKE
YOUR DRIVER'S TEST.Copy !req
323. NO, THAT'S OK.
I'LL GET IT.Copy !req
324. OH, HEY, MARK.Copy !req
325. I'M IN NO MOOD
TO HIGH-FIVE.Copy !req
326. I GOT MY DAD'S CAR.
DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS?Copy !req
327. HUH? UH... OH...
PILLOW...Copy !req
328. WHAT'S WITH HIM?Copy !req
329. UH... UH, NOTHING.Copy !req
330. HA HA HA. LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
331. HI, I'M KENAN.
I'M READY. I'M READY.Copy !req
332. HA HA. HE LOOKS
GREAT TO ME.Copy !req
333. HE LOOKS AWFUL!
HE CAN'T DRIVE LIKE THIS!Copy !req
334. UP—UP—YES, I CAN.
I CAN DRIVE.Copy !req
335. I GOTTA TAKE THE TEST.
NOW, COME ON.Copy !req
336. GOOD MORNING.
HOW'S EVERYONE
THIS MORNING?Copy !req
337. UM, FINE, FINE, REAL FINE.Copy !req
338. WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE
WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO.Copy !req
339. UH, GOOD.Copy !req
340. MARK! WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?Copy !req
341. YOU'RE GIVING
IT AWAY.Copy !req
342. YOU MIGHT AS WELL
HAVE TOLD HIM THATCopy !req
343. YOU BROUGHT YOUR
DAD'S CAR—Copy !req
344. YOU MIGHT AS
WELL HAVE TOLD HIMCopy !req
345. THAT YOU BROUGHT
YOUR DAD'S CARCopy !req
346. SO THAT YOU COULD
TAKE US TO SCHOOLCopy !req
347. 'CAUSE WE'RE TURNING IN
OUR SCIENCE PROJECTS.Copy !req
348. WHAT DID YOU MAKE THERE?Copy !req
349. UH, IT'S A VOLCANO
THAT SPEWS LAVA.Copy !req
350. AND WHAT IS
ALL THIS MESS?Copy !req
351. YOU DIDN'T
STAY UP ALL NIGHTCopy !req
352. WORKING ON THAT,
DID YA?Copy !req
353. N-NAH, I DIDN'T STAY
UP ALL—NIGHT,Copy !req
354. 'CAUSE I FINISHED IT
A LONG TIME AGO WHEN I DIDCopy !req
355. YOU KNOW, THE VOLCANO
AND THE PRETTY CLOUDS...Copy !req
356. WHATEVER YOU SAY.Copy !req
357. COME ON. WE GOTTA
GO PICK UP CHRISCopy !req
358. AND THEN GET CAR
TEST AND TAKE IT.Copy !req
359. OOMPH! YOU CAN'T
DRIVE LIKE THIS!Copy !req
360. OH, YES I CAN.Copy !req
361. I JUST NEED SOMEONE
TO SLAP MY FACE.Copy !req
362. KEL, COME ON,
SLAP MY FACE.Copy !req
363. NO, I DON'T WANNA
SLAP YOUR FACE.Copy !req
364. COME ON, DO IT.
IT'LL HELP ME WAKE UP.Copy !req
365. I CAN'T SLAP
YOUR FACE, BUT I
KNOW WHAT I CAN DO.Copy !req
366. I'LL PUNCH YOU IN
THE STOMACH, OK?
NO, NO—Copy !req
367. HUH? HUH? FEEL GOOD?Copy !req
368. LET'S GO.Copy !req
369. YOU WAKE UP?Copy !req
370. OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
I ALMOST FORGOT
MY SCIENCE PROJECT.Copy !req
371. KENAN? UH, BOYS?Copy !req
372. WHAT ABOUT YOUR VOLCANO?Copy !req
373. OH...Copy !req
374. GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO
TAKE IT TO SCHOOL FOR HIM.Copy !req
375. SO, ANYWAY, THEN THEY
THOUGHT THAT MOTHER
WAS MY GIRLFRIEND,Copy !req
376. AND I SAID, "NO, SHE'S
JUST DRESSED THAT WAY."Copy !req
377. OOOOH.Copy !req
378. WHAT'S TAKING
KENAN SO LONG?Copy !req
379. HE SAID THE WRITTEN
PORTION WOULD ONLY
TAKE 15 MINUTES.Copy !req
380. AW, DON'T WORRY.
I'LL GET HIM.Copy !req
381. KENAN!Copy !req
382. WHAT'S TAKING YOU
SO LONG?Copy !req
383. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
384. UM... I'LL GO GET HIM.Copy !req
385. HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
386. KENAN!Copy !req
387. W-WHAT ARE YOU
DOING MAN, HEY?Copy !req
388. HEY, MAMA.Copy !req
389. I'M NOT YOUR MAMA.Copy !req
390. KENAN, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN
STARTED YOUR TEST YET.Copy !req
391. KENAN ROCKET? AW, YOU DONE
SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG.Copy !req
392. KENAN, COME ON, MAN,
YOU GOT TO WAKE UP. ALL RIGHT...Copy !req
393. COME ON, BROTHER.
YOU GOT TO WAKE UP.Copy !req
394. I'LL SIGN FOR HIM.Copy !req
395. I'M AN ADULT.Copy !req
396. CAN YOU GIVE ME A SECOND?
I'M TRYING TO GRADE
HIS TEST HERE.Copy !req
397. OH, SURE, SURE.
GO RIGHT AHEAD.Copy !req
398. YOU KNOW, I'M
HIS FATHER'S HERO.Copy !req
399. THAT'S GREAT.
NOW WOULD YOU PLEASE
GO STAND OVER THERE?Copy !req
400. OVER THERE?Copy !req
401. SURE.Copy !req
402. ALL DONE.Copy !req
403. WELL—HOW'D HE DO?Copy !req
404. HE GOT 100%.Copy !req
405. WHAT? LET ME SEE THAT.Copy !req
406. WHOOOO! WOULD YOU
LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
407. OH. HA HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
408. YOU ALL READY FOR
YOUR EYE EXAM?Copy !req
409. UM...Copy !req
410. [IN HIGH-PITCHED
VOICE] MM-HMM.Copy !req
411. OK, WOULD YOU MOVE
OVER HERE, PLEASE?Copy !req
412. OK, UM...Copy !req
413. OOOH—OH—YEAH—
HEH HEH HEH HEH.Copy !req
414. TAKE YOUR RIGHT HAND AND
PUT IT OVER YOUR RIGHT EYECopy !req
415. AND PLEASE READ
THE FIRST 2 ROWS OF
LETTERS ON THIS CHART.Copy !req
416. E—F—P—T—Copy !req
417. T—O—Z.Copy !req
418. OK, THAT'S GREAT.
NOW COVER YOUR OTHER EYECopy !req
419. AND READ
THE NEXT 2 LINES.Copy !req
420. L—P—E—D—Copy !req
421. P—E—CEEEEE—F—D.Copy !req
422. YEAH, THAT'S PERFECT.Copy !req
423. THANK YOU.Copy !req
424. NOW, IF YOU'LL JUST HAVE
THAT ANNOYING HERO GUY
SIGN THAT SLIP,Copy !req
425. YOU'RE ALL READY
FOR THE DRIVING PORTION
OF YOUR EXAM.Copy !req
426. WAIT A MINUTE.
BEFORE YOU RUN OFF, BABY,
LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE.Copy !req
427. UH—UH-Copy !req
428. YO, KENAN.
WAKE UP, MAN.Copy !req
429. OK, HERE WE GO.
WE'RE GONNA PUT
THE SEATBELT ON.Copy !req
430. BOY, YOU MUST BE
HAVING A GOOD DREAM,Copy !req
431. I TELL YA, 'CAUSE
WHEN YOU WAKE UP—Copy !req
432. OH, UH, HERE WE GO.
AHHHH.Copy !req
433. PULL 'EM OUT.Copy !req
434. OK, NOW, COME ON.Copy !req
435. DREAM ABOUT DRIVIN'
FOR ME, COME ON.Copy !req
436. I WANT WOMEN.
AWWWWW.Copy !req
437. I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS, FELLAS.Copy !req
438. IS HE ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
439. YEAH, HE'S, UH,
JUST FINE.Copy !req
440. OK, SO IS THAT
KENAN ROCKMORE?Copy !req
441. UH, YES, THAT'S
HIM, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
442. I CAN VOUCH FOR HIM.Copy !req
443. I'M HIS ADULT.Copy !req
444. GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
445. IS HE ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
446. UM, YES, HE'S JUST
IN A DEEP STATE OF...Copy !req
447. OF CONCENTRATION, YEAH.Copy !req
448. OH, THAT REMINDS ME.
HE WANTED ME TO
SLAP HIM REPEATEDLYCopy !req
449. BEFORE HE
STARTS THE TEST.Copy !req
450. MAN... GAH!Copy !req
451. GAH!Copy !req
452. OH... OH, WHAT'S UP?
HOW AM I DOING?Copy !req
453. OH, MAN, YOU'RE DOIN'--
YOU'RE DOIN' JUST GREAT,
JUST GREAT.Copy !req
454. TRY TO STAY AWAKE,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
455. IT'S TIME TO DRIVE.Copy !req
456. I'M AWAKE.
I CAN DRIVE...Copy !req
457. OK, YOU HAVE YOUR
SEATBELT ON. GOOD.Copy !req
458. WHY DON'T YOU
GO AHEADCopy !req
459. AND START THE
ENGINE UP FOR ME.Copy !req
460. GREAT. I'LL BE
RIGHT BACK.
I WANT TO CHECK
YOUR SIGNALS OUT.Copy !req
461. I WANT YOU TO
TURN THEM ON AND OFF
FOR ME, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
462. ALL RIGHT, I CAN DO IT,
I CAN DRIVE, I'M AWAKE.Copy !req
463. YOU KNOW, I DON'T
HAVE MANY FRIENDS.Copy !req
464. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO COME OVERCopy !req
465. AND PLAY BACKGAMMON
WITH ME AND MOTHER?Copy !req
466. PLEASE STEP
AWAY FROM ME.Copy !req
467. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
468. HEY—HEY—HEY!Copy !req
469. KENAN! HEY, STOP!Copy !req
470. HEY! IS THAT PART
OF THE TEST?Copy !req
471. MY DAD'S CAR!Copy !req
472. I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS, AM I?Copy !req
473. OHHHHH!Copy !req
474. WELL, AT LEAST YOU
HAVE PERFECT VISIONCopy !req
475. AND YOU ACED
YOUR WRITTEN TEST.Copy !req
476. EXCUSE ME SIR—
OH! AHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
477. DADDY! I WAS TRYING TO
GET MY UH, DRIVER'S LICENSECopy !req
478. SO I COULD DRIVE HOME
AND GET MY SCIENCE PROJECT,Copy !req
479. WHICH I SEE... WORKS... NOW—Copy !req
480. KENAN!Copy !req
481. KENAN!Copy !req
482. KENAN!Copy !req
483. WHY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y?Copy !req