1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
3. THANK YOU. WELCOME TO
THE KENAN AND KEL SHOW.Copy !req
4. IF YOU WERE PRONOUNCING
MY NAME CORRECTLYCopy !req
5. YOU'D BE SAYING "KENAN!"Copy !req
6. AND IF YOU SPELLED
MY NAME CORRECTLY,Copy !req
7. YOU'D BE SAYING, "KEL!"Copy !req
8. ALL RIGHT,
WELL, WELL, WELL,Copy !req
9. WE HAVE A WONDERFUL SHOW
FOR Y'ALL THIS EVENING.Copy !req
10. UH, KEL WHY DON'T
YOU GO ON AND TELL
THE AUDIENCE ABOUT IT.Copy !req
11. UH—UH, KENAN, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT TONIGHT'S SHOW.Copy !req
12. BUT I JUST TOLD YOU
ABOUT IT BACKSTAGE.Copy !req
13. I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.Copy !req
14. HMM. SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE
LOST YOUR MEMORY.Copy !req
15. LOST MY MEMORY?
WHERE DID I LEAVE IT?Copy !req
16. YOU KNOW, KEL, FORGET
ABOUT YOUR MEMORY.Copy !req
17. THERE'S TOO MANY PEOPLE
LOSING THEIR MINDSCopy !req
18. IN THIS EPISODE ALREADY.
COME ON, SCRATCHY!Copy !req
19. KENAN! WELL, IF
I LOST MY MEMORY,Copy !req
20. THEN HOW COME I STILL
REMEMBER YOUR NAME?Copy !req
21. KENAN. WAIT A MINUTE. MAYBE
I DON'T REMEMBER YOUR NAME.Copy !req
22. KENAN? AHHH,
HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
23. WITH THE BALL,Copy !req
24. FAKE TO THE LEFT,
FAKE TO THE RIGHT,Copy !req
25. FAKE TO THE LEFT...Copy !req
26. FAKE... FAKE... FAKE...Copy !req
27. FAKE TO THE LEFT,
FAKE IT BACK TO THE RIGHT,Copy !req
28. BRING IT BACK
TO THE RIGHT...Copy !req
29. JUST SHOOT
THE BALL ALREADY.Copy !req
30. OH!Copy !req
31. HEY, KENAN.
HEY, ERIC.Copy !req
32. YOU GOT ANYTHING TO
EAT, MAN? I'M STARVING.Copy !req
33. THERE MIGHT BE
SOME FROZEN PIZZAS
IN THE FREEZER.Copy !req
34. JUST HELP YOURSELF...
LIKE ALWAYS.Copy !req
35. YOUR BALL 'CAUSE
YOU'RE STILL LOSING.Copy !req
36. OH! PPPB, PPPB, PPPB!Copy !req
37. MAN, THIS IS A BAD PIZZA.
IT'S ALL HARD AND COLD.Copy !req
38. THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S
FROZEN, GENIUS.Copy !req
39. YOU GOTTA PUT IT
IN THE MICROWAVE.Copy !req
40. OH.Copy !req
41. DIDN'T WORK!Copy !req
42. HELLO?Copy !req
43. NO, MY NAME'S
NOT HONEY BUNNY.Copy !req
44. YOU HAVE
THE WRONG NUMBER.Copy !req
45. STOP CALLING HERE,
OK? ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
46. KENAN, THAT WAS FOR ME.Copy !req
47. WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?Copy !req
48. HEY—HEY—
HELLO?Copy !req
49. DIDN'T I JUST TELL YOU
NOBODY HERE NAMED
HONEY BUNNY?Copy !req
50. HUH? YOU NEED TO
STOP CALLIN'.Copy !req
51. GIMME THE PHONE!
GIMME THE PHONE!Copy !req
52. HELLO? MELISSA,
HOW YOU DOIN'?Copy !req
53. AW, I MISS YOU,
TOO, SWEETIE.Copy !req
54. YEAH—OOH,
TOMORROW? REALLY?Copy !req
55. AW, I CAN'T WAIT!Copy !req
56. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
YOU EITHER, BABY.Copy !req
57. OK. YEAH, I'LL LET—Copy !req
58. I, UH...Copy !req
59. LOVE YOU, TOO.Copy !req
60. OK, BYE-BYE.Copy !req
61. HA HA. AW,
ISN'T THAT SWEET.Copy !req
62. YOU...
LOVE HER, TOO.Copy !req
63. THAT WAS REAL SWEET.
HA HA, HA HA...Copy !req
64. WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
65. THAT WAS MY
GIRLFRIEND, MELISSA.Copy !req
66. SHE'S FLYING
IN FROM NEW YORK
TO VISIT ME TOMORROW.Copy !req
67. TOMORROW? THAT'S LIKE
A COUPLE OF DAYS AWAY.Copy !req
68. OK. MAN, I GOTTA
CLEAN THIS PLACE UP.
THIS PLACE IS A MESS.Copy !req
69. DON'T WORRY, HONEY
BUNNY. KEL AND ICopy !req
70. WILL HELP YOU CLEAR
OUT THIS JUNK.
COOL.Copy !req
71. UH!Copy !req
72. WAIT A MINUTE!
I'VE GOT CLASS TOMORROW.Copy !req
73. I CAN'T PICK MELISSA
UP FROM THE AIRPORT.Copy !req
74. DON'T WORRY, MAN.
KEL AND I WILL GO
PICK HER UP FOR YA.Copy !req
75. AH!Copy !req
76. COME ON. WOULD Y'ALL
COME AND HELP ME?Copy !req
77. I GOTTA CLEAN UP
THE WHOLE HOUSE
BY MYSELF.Copy !req
78. HUH?Copy !req
79. P.A.: MISS FIELDS TO
THE RED COURTESY PHONE.Copy !req
80. MISS FIELDS
TO THE RED COURTESY PHONE.Copy !req
81. YOU SEE HER?Copy !req
82. NO.Copy !req
83. YOU KNOW, I DON'T
EVEN KNOW WHAT
SHE LOOKS LIKE.Copy !req
84. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I KNOW WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
85. ARE YOU MELISSA?Copy !req
86. HEY—HEY,
ARE YOU MELISSA?Copy !req
87. WH—IS ANYBODY
HERE NAMED MELISSA?Copy !req
88. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
89. MY NAME IS MELISSA.Copy !req
90. OH, MELISSA! OH!Copy !req
91. IT'S SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
92. UH, WAIT A MINUTE NOW.Copy !req
93. ERIC SAID YOU WERE
A LITTLE BIT
OLDER, BUT...Copy !req
94. DANG!Copy !req
95. WELL, LET ME TAKE
YOUR BAGS FOR YA.Copy !req
96. OH! OH...Copy !req
97. THAT'S KINDA HEAVY.
WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
98. JUST PUT MY BACK
INTO IT.
THERE WE GO.Copy !req
99. HI, I'M MELISSA.Copy !req
100. OH, MELISSA,
HEY. I'M KENAN.Copy !req
101. HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?Copy !req
102. HEY, KENAN.
I FOUND MELISSA.Copy !req
103. KEL, THAT'S NOT
MELISSA, MAN.Copy !req
104. THIS IS MELISSA.
THAT'S JUST
AN OLD LADY.Copy !req
105. YOU LIED TO ME!
YOU IMPOSTOR!Copy !req
106. TAKE YOUR OL' STUPID BAG
AND GET OUTTA HERE.Copy !req
107. YOU KNOW, IT FELT
LIKE I HIT SOME—Copy !req
108. UH-OH!Copy !req
109. WAKE UP, MELISSA.
PLEASE WAKE UP.Copy !req
110. OH... WAKE UP, MELISSA!Copy !req
111. MELISSA!
HEY, KENAN.Copy !req
112. H-HERE'S THAT
WATER YOU WANTED.Copy !req
113. GOOD, THROW IT
IN HER FACE, MAN.Copy !req
114. UH, KEL?Copy !req
115. I SAID THROW
IT IN HERFACE!Copy !req
116. I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU
SAID THROW IT IN YOURFACE.Copy !req
117. YOU KNOW, LIKE "YER".Copy !req
118. WHY WOULD I—Copy !req
119. OH, NEVER MIND.Copy !req
120. JUST GO GET ANOTHER
GLASS OF WATER.Copy !req
121. OK, OK...Copy !req
122. UH... E-E-ERIC'S APARTMENT.Copy !req
123. HEY, ERIC. HA...
HOW'S IT GOING?Copy !req
124. HOW ARE YA? YEAH, 'CAUSE
WE'RE ALL FINE HERE.Copy !req
125. YEAH... ALL RIGHT...Copy !req
126. UH-HUH... OH, OK...Copy !req
127. UH, OH, NO PROBLEM PICKING
HER UP AT ALL, NO, NO—Copy !req
128. OH, YOU WANNA SPEAK TO HER?Copy !req
129. OH, WELL, UH...
U-UNFORTUNATELY SHE'S, UH...Copy !req
130. IN THE BATHROOM
RIGHT NOW, YEAH.Copy !req
131. COMPLETELY AWAKE...
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT...Copy !req
132. YEAH... OH... UH... UH...Copy !req
133. I THINK WE HAVE
A BAD CONNECTION, UH...Copy !req
134. I'M SORRY...Copy !req
135. I SEEM TO BE LOSING YA.Copy !req
136. I MUST BE GOING THROUGH
A TUNNEL OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
137. ALL RIGHT, BYE.Copy !req
138. AH—AH, KEL!Copy !req
139. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
140. I'M PUTTIN' PEANUT
BUTTER ON HER FACE.Copy !req
141. WHY?Copy !req
142. TO WAKE HER UP. DUH!Copy !req
143. HEY! MAYBE NEXT TIME
YOU CAN TRY A GOOD IDEA!Copy !req
144. WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
145. HUH?Copy !req
146. OH... OOOH... WHERE AM I?Copy !req
147. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
148. OH—OH, SEE,
YOU PASSED OUT,Copy !req
149. SO I PUT PEANUT
BUTTER ON YOUR FACE,Copy !req
150. AND THEN I LET YOU
SNIFF MY SHOE.Copy !req
151. WHO ARE YOU GUYS?Copy !req
152. OH, THAT'S KEL
AND I'M KENAN.Copy !req
153. YOU KNOW, ERIC'S COUSIN?Copy !req
154. WHO'S ERIC?Copy !req
155. YOU KNOW, ERIC.
YOUR BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
156. I DON'T KNOW
ANYONE NAMED ERIC.Copy !req
157. KEL!Copy !req
158. SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER
ANYTHING, MAN.Copy !req
159. I THINK SHE'S GOT AMNESIA.Copy !req
160. AMNESIA! AMNESIA!
OH, NO. NOT AMNESIA.Copy !req
161. WHAT'S AMNESIA?Copy !req
162. AMNESIA MEANS THAT
SHE LOST HER MEMORY.Copy !req
163. PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU
HIT HER OVER THE HEAD
WITH THE SUITCASE.Copy !req
164. HEY—HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
I SAW THIS ON TV ONCE.Copy !req
165. ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS HIT
HER OVER THE HEAD AGAINCopy !req
166. AND SHE'LL GET
HER MEMORY BACK.Copy !req
167. K-K-KEL, THIS ISN'T TV, MAN.Copy !req
168. I DON'T THINK YOU CAN—
NO—NO—DON'T—Copy !req
169. KEL!Copy !req
170. STOP HITTIN' THE GIRL
OVER THE HEAD WITH STUFF!Copy !req
171. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO
HIT HER OVER THE HEAD
WITH, THEN?Copy !req
172. NOTHIN'!Copy !req
173. WAIT. I GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
174. MAYBE WE CAN SHOW HER
A PICTURE OF ERIC.Copy !req
175. IT MIGHT HELP HER START
REMEMBERING STUFF.Copy !req
176. HELP ME LOOK. OK.Copy !req
177. OH...Copy !req
178. OK.Copy !req
179. HEY—HEY, I FOUND—Copy !req
180. GA—GA—GA—DOWN!Copy !req
181. KEL, SHE'S GONE!Copy !req
182. OH, I KNOW, KENAN.
SHE LEFT. I SAW HER.Copy !req
183. AND YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?Copy !req
184. OF COURSE, I DID.Copy !req
185. I WAVED GOOD-BYE.Copy !req
186. WHY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y?Copy !req
187. WHAT?
OH, NO.YOU'RE KIDDIN' ME.Copy !req
188. AND SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY,Copy !req
189. THEY PUT PEANUT BUTTER
ALL OVER MY FACE.Copy !req
190. DON'T WORRY, BABY.
YOU'RE WITH US NOW.Copy !req
191. WE'LL PROTECT YA.Copy !req
192. ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA
GO CLEAN MYSELF UP.Copy !req
193. OH! THERE SHE IS, KENAN.Copy !req
194. BUT WHO ARE ALL
THOSE PEOPLE SHE'S WITH?Copy !req
195. OH, MAN, SHE
PROBABLY THINKS
SHE KNOWS THOSE GUYSCopy !req
196. 'CAUSE SHE LOST
HER MEMORY.Copy !req
197. AW, WE GOTTA
SAVE HER. COME ON.Copy !req
198. BUT—BUT—Copy !req
199. ALL RIGHT, JUST
TRY TO ACT CASUALCopy !req
200. TILL WE CAN GET MELISSA
ALONE, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
201. LET'S JUST PLAY SOME
POOL OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
202. WAIT A MINUTE. I
DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE
GOING TO THE POOL.Copy !req
203. I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT
MY SWIM TRUNKS.Copy !req
204. NOT THAT KIND OF POOL,
DIMWIT. THIS KIND.Copy !req
205. OHHHHHH...Copy !req
206. CAN WE PLAY MARCO POLO?Copy !req
207. YEAH, YEAH, SEE,
I'LL COVER MY EYES
AND YELL "MARCO",Copy !req
208. AND THEN YOU
SAY "POLO".Copy !req
209. AND THEN I'LL TRY TO
FIND YOU. COME ON,
LET'S TRY IT.Copy !req
210. MARCO!Copy !req
211. MARCO!Copy !req
212. MARCO!Copy !req
213. HEY, I'M MARCO.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
214. UM...
UM, NOTHING.Copy !req
215. LOOK, MR. MARCO,
IT WAS A GAME.Copy !req
216. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
SAY "POLO", BUT—BUT—Copy !req
217. NVER MIND. WHY DON'T
YOU GO BUY YOURSELF
A SODA OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
218. UH... KENAN. KEL.Copy !req
219. CHRIS. WHAT'RE
YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
220. MOTHER LIKES TO MAKE
A LITTLE EXTRA MONEYCopy !req
221. ON THE WEEKENDS
PLAYING POOL.Copy !req
222. OH. SO YOUR MOTHER'S
HERE, THEN.Copy !req
223. UH, YEAH... NO...
SHE'S...Copy !req
224. HEY, WHAT'S WITH
THE THIRD DEGREE?Copy !req
225. SHE'S OUTSIDE WITH
THE MOTORCYCLE.Copy !req
226. OH. THAT MUST
BE HER, SEE?Copy !req
227. UH, GOTTA GO. BYE.Copy !req
228. BYE... FREAK.Copy !req
229. HE IS SO COOL.Copy !req
230. MAN, LET'S JUST GET
SOME STICKS AND PLAY.Copy !req
231. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
232. I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO PLAY THIS GAME
BUT I'LL TRY.Copy !req
233. WOW. NICE SHOT, KEL.Copy !req
234. AHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
235. OOOOH...Copy !req
236. AH! AH!Copy !req
237. WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!Copy !req
238. MAN, THIS GAME IS EASY!Copy !req
239. HA HA HA. MAN,
THIS GAME IS SO EASY,Copy !req
240. I'M GONNA—Copy !req
241. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
242. HEY! THAT'S THEM.
THOSE ARE THE GUYSCopy !req
243. THAT HIT ME OVER
THE HEAD AT THE AIRPORT.Copy !req
244. NO! THAT'S—THAT'S
NOT WHAT HAPPENED,Copy !req
245. THAT'S NOT
WHAT HAPPENED.Copy !req
246. THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED,
BUT NOT IN THAT KIND
OF WAY THAT SHE SAID.Copy !req
247. BECAUSE, SHE'S MY COUSIN'S
GIRLFRIEND, AND—Copy !req
248. MAYBE SHE USED TO
BE HIS GIRLFRIEND,Copy !req
249. BUT SHE'S
MY GIRLFRIEND NOW.Copy !req
250. NO, SHE'S NOT.Copy !req
251. SHE JUST THINKS
SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIENDCopy !req
252. 'CAUSE SHE LOST
HER MEMORY.Copy !req
253. YEAH, AND, I MEAN,
WHO'D WANNA BE
YOURGIRLFRIEND?Copy !req
254. KEL! SHHHH!
HE DOESN'T MEAN THAT.Copy !req
255. YES, I DO. I MEAN,
LOOK AT YOU.Copy !req
256. YOU'RE ALL BIG AND
UGLY AND TATTOOED.Copy !req
257. POUND HIM,
MAD DOG!
GET HIM!Copy !req
258. WAIT—WAIT—WAIT—WAIT—Copy !req
259. HO—HO—MR.--MR. DOG—Copy !req
260. SIR—SIR MAD, UM,Copy !req
261. REGARDING THE POUNDING,Copy !req
262. LOOK, I WAS WONDERING IF WE—Copy !req
263. LOOK! THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA!Copy !req
264. KEL.Copy !req
265. SHH, KENAN.
I'M LOOKING AT
THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA.Copy !req
266. THERE AIN'T NO GREAT WALL
OF CHINA OVER THERE!Copy !req
267. I MEAN—RUN!Copy !req
268. THEY GOT AWAY.Copy !req
269. BUT DON'T WORRY.
THOSE GUYSCopy !req
270. WON'T BE BOTHERING
YOU ANYMORE.Copy !req
271. THANK YOU, MAD DOG.Copy !req
272. HEY, I KNOW WHAT WOULD
TAKE YOUR MIND OFF 'EM.Copy !req
273. WHY DON'T WE GO AND
GET SOME TATTOOS?Copy !req
274. OK!Copy !req
275. OK, KEL, THERE THEY GO.Copy !req
276. COME ON.
LET'S FOLLOW 'EM.Copy !req
277. SORRY.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
278. WE JUST GOT TO GET
MELISSA AWAY FROM
THAT BIKER.Copy !req
279. AW, DO WE HAVE TO?Copy !req
280. CAN'T WE JUST TELL ERIC
THAT HIS WOMAN DON'T
LOVE HIM NO MORE?Copy !req
281. KEL, SHE'S GOT
NO MEMORY.Copy !req
282. SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT SHE'S DOING.Copy !req
283. WE HAVE TO GET
HER BACK.Copy !req
284. AW, BAD THINGS
ARE GONNA HAPPEN!Copy !req
285. I KNOW.Copy !req
286. OH... OH, I'M AFRAID.Copy !req
287. OHHHHH...Copy !req
288. HI THERE, SWEETIES.
WELCOME TO THE INK STAIN.Copy !req
289. YOU TWO CUPCAKES
HERE FOR TATTOOS?Copy !req
290. UH-UH-UH.Copy !req
291. YES—YES, WE ARE.Copy !req
292. WE'RE HERE FOR
EXACTLY THAT REASON.Copy !req
293. OK, WELL, I ALREADY GOT
TWO OTHER CUSTOMERS,Copy !req
294. SO TAKE A SEAT AND
I'LL BE WITH YOU
IN A FEW MINUTES.Copy !req
295. MELISSA MUST BE IN ONE
OF THESE TWO BOOTHS.Copy !req
296. YOU CHECK THAT ONE,
AND I'LL TAKE THIS
ONE OVER HERE.Copy !req
297. I'M RIGHT ON IT.Copy !req
298. HEY! I'M READY FOR
MY TATTOO. NOW!Copy !req
299. UH... HEY! I SAID
I'M READY NOW!Copy !req
300. OHHHHHH.Copy !req
301. I WANT A TATTOO OF A REALLY
MEAN-LOOKING BUTTERFLY.Copy !req
302. NOW START TATTOOING
BEFORE I GET ANGRY!Copy !req
303. DON'T GET ANGRY.Copy !req
304. LET ME JUST PUT A
LITTLE BIT OF THIS—Copy !req
305. OH... OH...Copy !req
306. AH—OHHHH!Copy !req
307. OH! OH! OH!Copy !req
308. HEY, SORRY TO
INTERRUPT, BUT, UH...Copy !req
309. YOUR MOMMA'S ON THE PHONE.Copy !req
310. YEAH. SHE GOT... BIT
BY A STRAY... ALLIGATOR.Copy !req
311. NOW SHE'S ALL FOAMING
AT THE MOUTH,Copy !req
312. YOU KNOW, LIKE
SHE GOT THE RABIES.Copy !req
313. AW, FIDDLESTICKS!
NOT AGAIN!Copy !req
314. YOU! WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
315. I CAME TO RESCUE YA.Copy !req
316. MAD DOG!
NO, DON'T DO—Copy !req
317. MAD DOG!Copy !req
318. MAD DOG!Copy !req
319. PLEASE DON'T REMEMBER
THAT WHEN YOU GET
YOUR MEMORY BACK.Copy !req
320. AIN'T YOU DONE YET?Copy !req
321. HEY—HEY—HEY!
HEY—HEY—HEY!Copy !req
322. I'LL BE DONE
WHEN I'M DONE.Copy !req
323. NOW STOP INTERRUPTING ME.
I'M TRYING TO WORK.Copy !req
324. PSSST! KEL!Copy !req
325. KENAN. I'M TRYING
TO WORK HERE.Copy !req
326. KEL! COME ON, MAN.Copy !req
327. WHAT? OH.Copy !req
328. LOOK, I GOT HER.Copy !req
329. YEAH!Copy !req
330. COME ON.Copy !req
331. HERE WE GO.Copy !req
332. HUP—HUP—HUP—HUP—HUP—Copy !req
333. OH!Copy !req
334. HEY! YOU TWO!Copy !req
335. AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH!Copy !req
336. AHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
337. HELP ME.Copy !req
338. WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
339. YEAH! WHOOOO!Copy !req
340. AW, MAN. COME ON, LET'S GO.Copy !req
341. AW, SHE'S HEAVY!
TOO HEAVY!Copy !req
342. SHHHHH.AW! AW! AW!Copy !req
343. BUT DON'T WORRY. LOOK.Copy !req
344. WE DON'T HAVE TO
CARRY HER MUCH FURTHER.Copy !req
345. WE JUST GOTTA GET HER
UPSTAIRS TO MY ROOM,Copy !req
346. AND THEN WE CAN
ICE DOWN HER FACECopy !req
347. AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO GET HER
MEMORY BACK.Copy !req
348. MY PARENTS!Copy !req
349. KEL, MY PARENTS ARE
SITTING RIGHT THERE!Copy !req
350. OK, LOOK. I'M GONNA
GO IN THERE AND
DISTRACT THEM,Copy !req
351. YOU SNEAK HER
UPSTAIRS TO MY ROOM.Copy !req
352. W-WAIT A MINUTE. KENAN,
YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE.Copy !req
353. SHE'S TOO HEAVY.
I CAN'T—Copy !req
354. YOU CAN DO IT.Copy !req
355. KENAN—AH,
I'M GOIN' DOWN!Copy !req
356. I'M GOIN' DOWN, AH!Copy !req
357. HI, KENAN.Copy !req
358. UH, MOTHER, FATHER.
HOW'S IT GOING?Copy !req
359. OH, GOOD, SON.
EVERYTHING OK?Copy !req
360. OH—OH, OF COURSE IT IS.
YEAH, EVERYTHING'S FINE,
UH, ACTUALLY,Copy !req
361. I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO
SPEAK TO THE TWO OF
YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.Copy !req
362. WHY DON'T WE GO
INTO THE OTHER ROOM?Copy !req
363. I THINK THAT'D BE BEST.Copy !req
364. WHY DON'T YOU TELL US
ABOUT IT RIGHT HERE?Copy !req
365. SURE. I CAN DO THAT.Copy !req
366. UH... WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
367. WELL, UH, I'VE BEEN
MEANING TO SHOW YA...Copy !req
368. THIS, UH, NEW DANCE THAT
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON.Copy !req
369. DANCE?
DANCE?Copy !req
370. YEAH, UH, DANCE IS
APPARENTLY WHAT I SAID.Copy !req
371. I GUESS, I... YOU KNOW...Copy !req
372. I HAVE TO SHOW YA.Copy !req
373. IT GOES A LITTLE
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.Copy !req
374. START TO GET THE—
IN THE BACK—Copy !req
375. YEAH, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYIN?Copy !req
376. IN THE BACK, YOU
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?Copy !req
377. THEN YOU START DOING
THIS RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
378. DEEDAY! PAH PAH!Copy !req
379. LET ME FEEL
YOUR WHOLE SELF.Copy !req
380. FOR YOUR WHOLE SELF.Copy !req
381. YEAH, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYIN'?Copy !req
382. WHOO!Copy !req
383. I AM GLAD
THAT WE HAD THIS
QUALITY TIME TOGETHER.Copy !req
384. I'LL SEE YOU ALL
LATER. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
385. OHHH! DID I SHOW YOU
THE PART OF THE DANCECopy !req
386. THAT I GO—
OOOH—OOOH!Copy !req
387. YEAH, YOU RAISE
THE ROOF,Copy !req
388. PARTY!Copy !req
389. YEAH, THAT'S
ALL THAT IS.Copy !req
390. PARTY, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYIN'?Copy !req
391. I SAID...Copy !req
392. THAT'S ALL YOU DO.Copy !req
393. SON, ARE YOU FEELING OK?Copy !req
394. AHHHH. YEAH. WAIT.
THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
395. WHOOO! OH, MAN.Copy !req
396. OH, MAN. OHHH,
THERE WE GO.Copy !req
397. WHOOO!Copy !req
398. OH, THERE WE GO.Copy !req
399. OK. OH. OH,
THERE WE GO.Copy !req
400. OK. TURN AROUND. OK.Copy !req
401. GOTCHA ON THE DOOR.Copy !req
402. ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE
DOING IT YOURSELF NOW,Copy !req
403. THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
404. OH! OH!Copy !req
405. AW, KENAN, WHAT
ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?Copy !req
406. UH... UM...Copy !req
407. DON'T WORRY.
I GOT A PLAN.Copy !req
408. OK, WE'LL JUST
STICK HER IN MY BEDCopy !req
409. AND THEN WHEN ERIC
COMES TO GET HER,Copy !req
410. WE'LL TELL HIM THAT SHE'S
TAKING A NAP. YEAH.Copy !req
411. OK, BUT WHAT ABOUT HER FACE?Copy !req
412. IT LOOKS ALL SWOLLEN AND PUFFY.Copy !req
413. WELL... UH...
LET ME SEE.Copy !req
414. MAKEUP! WE'LL PUT
MAKEUP ON HER FACE.Copy !req
415. B-BUT WHAT ABOUT
HER MEMORY?Copy !req
416. MAN, DO I HAVE TO
THINK OF EVERYTHING?Copy !req
417. JUST HELP ME PUT
THE MAKEUP ON.Copy !req
418. [IN SING-SONG]
WELL, I WANNA DO
THE LIPSTICK!Copy !req
419. I WANNA DO THE LIPSTICK!Copy !req
420. HERE.Copy !req
421. OOOH.Copy !req
422. WHOO! OK.Copy !req
423. THERE WE GO. NOW LET'S
DO SOMETHING WITH HER HAIR.Copy !req
424. WELL, YOU KNOW,
I WAS THINKING OFCopy !req
425. A SPIRAL PERM,
YOU KNOW, WITH SOME
AUBURN HIGHLIGHTSCopy !req
426. THAT WILL REALLY
BRING OUT THE GREEN
IN HER EYES.Copy !req
427. REALLY? 'CAUSE
I WAS THINKING
MORE OF A BOB WITH—Copy !req
428. NEVER MIND. I'M GONNA
GO GET A BRUSH.Copy !req
429. HMM. WELL, LET ME
JUST FIX YOUR HAIR.Copy !req
430. LET'S SEE, UH...Copy !req
431. OOOH! HAIR SPRAY.Copy !req
432. HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
433. FEEL THIS.
OH, NICE, VERY.Copy !req
434. MM-HMM. LET'S GET
ON IN THERE.Copy !req
435. OK. THERE WE GO. AW,
THIS LOOKS REAL NICE.Copy !req
436. THAT LOOKS REALNICE.
LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
437. DEFINITELY NICE.Copy !req
438. THAT LOOKS NICE.Copy !req
439. AHHHHHHHHH!
SPRAY GLUE?Copy !req
440. OH! OH—OH—
OH—OH—OH!Copy !req
441. KEL! KEL!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
442. I ACCIDENTALLY GLUED
MY HANDS TO HER HAIR.Copy !req
443. KEL, WHY WOULD YOU
DO SOMETHING LIKE—Copy !req
444. KENAN? KENAN,
YOUR COUSIN ERIC'S HERE.Copy !req
445. ERIC'S HERE! AW,
HE'S HERE MAN!Copy !req
446. HURRY UP, MAN. WE GOTTA
GET YOUR HANDS UNSTUCK.Copy !req
447. OK. PULL. PULL.Copy !req
448. IT'S NOT WORKING!Copy !req
449. KENAN, YOU
COMING DOWN HERE OR WHAT?Copy !req
450. UH, BE RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
451. OH, COME ON, MAN. WE GOTTA
GET YOUR HANDS UNSTUCK.Copy !req
452. PULL HARD.
AHHH... AHHHHHH!Copy !req
453. AHHHHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
454. HEY, ERIC.
WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT'S HAPPENING?Copy !req
455. OOOOOOOH!Copy !req
456. HEY, ERIC. HOW'S MY
FAVORITE COUSIN DOING?Copy !req
457. ALL RIGHT,
GIVE ME SOME LOVE.Copy !req
458. ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME
SOME LOVE, HA HA, YEAH—Copy !req
459. WH-WHO'S THAT?Copy !req
460. THIS IS MY
GIRLFRIEND, MELISSA.Copy !req
461. THE ONE YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO PICK UP AT
THE AIRPORT AND DIDN'T.Copy !req
462. KENAN. KENAN, THAT IS
SO IRRESPONSIBLE OF YOU.Copy !req
463. YES IT IS,
IRRESPONSIBLE!Copy !req
464. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOU, KENAN?Copy !req
465. IF THAT'S MELISSA,
WELL, THEN, WHO—OH!Copy !req
466. WHERE AM I?Copy !req
467. WAIT A MINUTE.
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.Copy !req
468. WE PICKED UP THE WRONG GIRL
FROM THE AIRPORT.Copy !req
469. THANK YOU.Copy !req
470. DID EVERYBODY ENJOY
THE TELEVISION PROGRAM
THIS EVENING?Copy !req
471. ALL RIGHT.
WHOA, MAN.Copy !req
472. MAN, YOU KNOW, KEL,Copy !req
473. IT'S EPISODES LIKE
THIS THAT REALLY
MAKE ME THINK ABOUTCopy !req
474. THE WHOLE KARMA—
DESTINY—FATE
TYPE THING.Copy !req
475. YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING?Copy !req
476. REALLY?
NO, I WAS JUST
KIDDING, MAN.Copy !req
477. BUT I'D BE HAPPY
IF WE NEVER SEE
THAT BIKER AGAIN.Copy !req
478. YEAH. WHAT WAS HE
MAD ABOUT, ANYWAY?Copy !req
479. WELL, LET'S SEE, KEL.
I MEAN, WE STOLE
HIS GIRLFRIEND,Copy !req
480. KNOCKED HER UNCONSCIOUS,Copy !req
481. RIPPED OUT A BUNCH
OF HER HAIR,Copy !req
482. THEN YOU GAVE HIM
A BAD TATTOO.Copy !req
483. YOU'RE JUST LUCKY
HE DON'T KNOWCopy !req
484. WHERE WE ARE AT
THIS MOMENT IN TIME.Copy !req
485. BOY, 'CAUSE IF HE
KNEW WHERE WE WERECopy !req
486. RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT,Copy !req
487. BOY, IT COULD BE
SOME HARD TIMES THEN,Copy !req
488. I TELL YA, 'CAUSE HE
LOOKED LIKE ONE ANGRY—Copy !req
489. HE'S... STANDING RIGHT
BEHIND ME, ISN'T HE?Copy !req
490. YES.Copy !req
491. WHICH ONE OF YOU TWOCopy !req
492. DREW THIS BOTTLE OF
ORANGE SODA ON ME?Copy !req
493. HE DID IT.Copy !req
494. REALLY?
YES.Copy !req
495. IT WAS YOU?
YEAH.Copy !req
496. WELL, LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
497. I LOVE IT!Copy !req
498. Y-YOU DO?Copy !req
499. I DO—I DO—
I DO-OO.Copy !req
500. YOU GOTTA DO ALL
MY TATTOOS FOR ME.Copy !req
501. HA HA! YEAH!Copy !req
502. YOU KNOW WHAT, KEL?
THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.Copy !req
503. WHY DON'T YOU GRAB
A FLOTATION DEVICE,Copy !req
504. A BOTTLE OF
HOT SAUCE,Copy !req
505. AND A GUY
NAMED MAD DOG.Copy !req
506. AND MEET ME AT
THE VOLCANO.Copy !req
507. NOW COME ON-A!
SCRUBBY!Copy !req
508. MAN!Copy !req
509. WHERE AM I GONNA FIND
SOMEBODY NAMED MAD DOG?Copy !req
510. GRRRRR.Copy !req
511. OHHHHHH.Copy !req
512. AHHHHHHHHH, HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
513. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
514. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
515. WHY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y?Copy !req