1. OH, HERE IT GOES.
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2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON AND THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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3. OH, YES! THANK YOU!
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4. MAN, I CAN'T TELL Y'ALL
HOW MUCH WE APPRECIATE
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5. Y'ALL COMIN'
DOWN TO THE SHOW.
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6. AND BY THE WAY,
MY NAME IS KENAN.
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7. GO ON. GO ON
AND CLAP LOUD.
ALL RIGHT!
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8. YEAH! WHOO!
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9. AND I HAPPEN TO BE KEL.
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10. WHOO!
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11. AND I HOPE
Y'ALL ARE PREPARED
TO ENJOY YOURSELF
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12. LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER
ENJOYED YOURSELF BEFORE
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13. BECAUSE TONIGHT
WE GOT A SHOW FULL
OF EXCITING SURPRISES,
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14. I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU.
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15. NO, NO, NO.
WAIT A MINUTE, KENAN.
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16. NOW, WHEN YOU SAY
"EXCITING SURPRISES",
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17. ARE YOU JUST USING
A EUPHEMISM TO OBSCURE
THE FACT
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18. THAT WE'RE GOING TO GET
INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE?
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19. WELL, KEL,
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
I'LL TELL YOU,
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20. BUT IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE A SECRET,
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21. SO I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO WHISPER IT TO YOU.
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22. OK. YEAH, YEAH.
GO AHEAD, MAN.
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23. ARE YOU HAPPY?
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24. NO, YOU DIDN'T
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25. YOU JUST PRETENDED
TO WHISPER IN MY EAR.
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26. YOU WERE LIKE
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27. I'M SORRY. I'M NOT
A VERY GOOD WHISPERER.
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28. OK.
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29. WELL, CAN I GET A CLUE
OR SOMETHING
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30. ABOUT WHAT
TONIGHT'S SHOW ABOUT?
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31. YES, I CAN READ,
SO WHAT'S THE CLUE?
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32. THAT WAS IT! NOW,
COME ON, SPANKY!
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33. WE GOT SOME TROUBLE
TO GET INTO!
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34. A-HA!
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35. A-HA HA! SEE! I TOLD YOU
WE WERE GOING TO GET
INTO SOME TROUBLE!
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36. SEE, I TOLD YOU WE WERE GOING
TO GET INTO TROUBLE.
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37. AAAAHHH! HERE IT GOES!
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38. GO NOW!
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39. GO!
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40. OH!
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41. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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42. WE'RE JUST WATCHING
YOU MAKE A FOOL
OF YOURSELF.
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43. HARDEE HAR HAR!
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44. OH, NO, NO, KENAN.
YOU KNOW TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT
MY BOOK CLUB MEETS HERE.
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45. BOOK CLUB?
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46. YEAH, YOU KNOW, WE ALL
READ THE SAME BOOK,
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47. THEN GET TOGETHER
AND DISCUSS IT.
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48. TONIGHT
WE'RE DISCUSSING
PETALS OF SORROW.
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49. SOUNDS
LIKE A HOOT.
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50. SO, KENAN,
IF YOU DON'T MIND.
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51. WHAT?
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52. OH, HEY, MADELAINE.
OH, THELMA.
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53. OH, I—I CAN'T
FORGET DORRIS.
HOW YOU DOING? HA HA.
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54. WELL, I'M HERE
FOR THE BOOK CLUB.
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55. I BROUGHT MY BOOK,
AND...
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56. I BROUGHT MY CLUB.
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57. COME ON! JOIN ME!
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58. COME ON! COME ON!
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59. KEL!
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60. I DON'T THINK THAT'S
HOW THE BOOK CLUB
WORKS, MAN.
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61. KENAN, WH-WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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62. I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT
IN THE CLUB.
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63. AND NEITHER ARE YOU, KEL!
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64. NOW, WOULD THE TWO OF YOU
PLEASE GET OUT OF HERE?
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65. ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, KEL.
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66. I'M BEING
KICKED OUT OF MY
OWN LIVING ROOM.
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67. FINE. I DON'T WANT
TO BE IN YOUR STUPID
OLD BOOK CLUB ANYHOW.
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68. O-O-OH, AND BY THE WAY,
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69. I FOUND PETALS OF SORROW
TO BE AMATEURISH,
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70. THE EXPOSITION WAS TEDIOUS,
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71. AND THE CHARACTERS WAS
ONE-DIMENSIONAL.
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72. HEARD WHAT I SAID?
ONE-DIMENSIONAL!
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73. HEY...
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74. WHAT KIND OF WORLD
IS THIS WHERE A MAN
CAN'T DANCE NAKED
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75. IN HIS OWN
LIVING ROOM?
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76. I KNOW!
WELL, I GUESS WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO DANCE NAKED HERE!
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77. THAT'S OK, MAN!
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78. OOH! MY POINT WAS I HAVE
NO PRIVACY AROUND HERE.
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79. OH, MAN, SURE YOU DO!
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80. I MEAN, YOU GOT ALL
THE PRIVACY YOU WANT
RIGHT HERE
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81. IN THIS SMALL,
ITSY-BITSY, LITTLE,
SMALL ROOM.
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82. WELL, IT SURE DON'T FEEL
LIKE IT, MAN.
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83. YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT?
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84. HEY!
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85. UH! DADDY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING IN MY CLOSET?
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86. SHH! KEEP IT DOWN.
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87. I'M HIDING
FROM YOUR MOTHER.
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88. SHE WANTS ME TO JOIN
HER BORING, OLD BOOK CLUB.
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89. BUT W-WAIT! WHAT?
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90. WHAT'S THAT?
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91. OH, THIS? IT'S YOUR DIARY.
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92. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH MY DIARY?
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93. I'M READING IT.
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94. COME ON, KEL.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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95. HEY, HEY, HEY!
ALL RIGHT! KENAN!
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96. WHAT'S UP, ERIC?
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97. WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN?
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98. MAN, HOW'S IT GOING?
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99. MAN, I'M JUST HANGING OUT,
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100. DOING A LITTLE STUDYING.
COME ON IN.
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101. OH, THANKS, MAN.
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102. HEY, KEL, YOU REMEMBER
MY COUSIN ERIC?
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103. OH, YEAH!
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104. SHE WAS THAT NICE,
LITTLE ITALIAN WOMAN
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105. THAT GAVE US THOSE
LOLLIPOPS. WHATEVER
HAPPENED TO HER?
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106. NO, MAN! THIS IS
MY COUSIN ERIC.
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107. OH!
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108. DO YOU HAVE
ANY MORE LOLLIPOPS?
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109. OF COURSE
YOU REMEMBER KEL.
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110. WHO COULD FORGET
THIS GUY?
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111. THANKS TO YOU,
MY DOG IS STILL
BALD.
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112. MAN, YOUR DOG WAS
ASKING FOR THAT HAIRCUT.
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113. HA HA HA! WHOO!
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114. MAN, YOU GOT
A GREAT PLACE!
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115. WAIT A MINUTE!
THIS YOUR PLACE?
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116. I MEAN, ALL OF THIS STUFF
IS YOURS RIGHT HERE?
ALL OF THIS STUFF?
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117. WOW! YEP.
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118. WHEE! BOY, THIS
MUST BE THE LIFE.
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119. I MEAN, GOING TO COLLEGE,
HAVING YOUR OWN PLACE.
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120. NO LITTLE SISTERS RUNNING
UP TO YOU BUGGING YOU.
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121. MAN, YOU CAN DANCE NAKED
IN YOUR OWN LIVING ROOM,
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122. AND YOUR DADDY AIN'T
IN THE CLOSET, IS HE?
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123. YEAH, I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN...
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124. I—I THINK.
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125. H-H-HEY, ERIC, SINCE ALL
OF THIS STUFF IS YOURS,
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126. I MEAN, YOU CAN JUST BREAK
ANYTHING IN THE HOUSE
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127. AND NOBODY'D
GET MAD AT YOU, HUH?
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128. WELL, YEAH, MAN,
BUT WHY WOULD
I WANT TO BREAK—
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129. WHOO!
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130. LEAVE IT ALONE! COME ON!
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131. LEAVE IT!
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132. LEAVE IT!
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133. STOP! STOP! COME ON!
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134. COME ON!
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135. OH, I'M—
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136. GET OUT OF HERE, MAN!
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137. I'M SORRY ABOUT HIM.
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138. YEAH!
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139. MAN, KEEP HIM
AWAY FROM MY STUFF.
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140. I'LL TRY.
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141. MAN, YOU ARE SO LUCKY
TO HAVE YOUR OWN APARTMENT.
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142. YOU CAN
SAY THAT AGAIN.
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143. I MEAN,
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW ANNOYING IT IS
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144. OH, I'M STARTING
TO GET A GOOD IDEA.
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145. HEY, ERIC,
SINCE THIS IS YOUR
OWN PLACE AND ALL,
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146. I BET YOU CAN TURN
THE TV UP AS LOUD
AS YOU WANT TO!
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147. T.V.: NO, I'M SORRY. HEY, HEY. I'M TRYING
TO TELL YOU,
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148. WAYNE SAID A BODY PARTSO MAYBE YOU GUYS
SHOULD GO NOW!
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149. HE FINDS THE MOST
ATTRACTIVE IS...
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150. YOUR ESOPHAGUS.NO, NO.
WE CAN'T GO!
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151. SEE! THE HONEYMOON
IS OVER.
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152. OK, LOOK, WHICH MEANS
YOU WATCH IT QUIETLY
SO I CAN STUDY.
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153. HEY, ERIC, ISN'T
THIS SHOW GREAT?
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154. MAN, HOW MANY MORE TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
I'M TRYING TO STUDY?
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155. 3?
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156. OK. I'M TRYING TO STUDY.
I'M TRYING TO STUDY.
I'M TRYING TO STUDY!
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157. OH.
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158. AND THEN THE WIFE
GET TO HIT HIM
WITH A PILLOW LIKE THIS.
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159. DON'T—DON'T
DO THAT AGAIN.
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160. OH. I'M SORRY.
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161. WHAT'S THE ONE THING
HE WOULD WANT WITH HIM?
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162. OH, THAT'S EASY.
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163. HE WOULD WANT ME.
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164. HE WOULD WANT YOU.
LET'S SEE WHAT MONTY SAID.
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165. MONTY SAID HE WOULD WANT
HIS BIG SCREEN T.V.
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166. WHAT?
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167. OOH!
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168. SO THAT MEANS
THAT COUPLE #1,
SHARON AND LLOYD,
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169. YOU'RE OUR
GRAND PRIZE WINNERS.
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170. YOU'VE JUST WON
A BRAND-NEW HOUSE!
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171. YES!
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172. A BRAND-NEW HOUSE!
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173. HA HA! YEAH, THAT'S
THE ANSWER TO YOUR PROBLEMS
RIGHT THERE, KENAN.
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174. YOU WANT YOUR OWN PLACE,
ALL YOU GOT TO DO
IS FIND A WOMAN,
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175. GET HER TO MARRY YOU,
GO ON THAT SHOW,
AND WIN A HOUSE.
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176. HA HA HA!
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177. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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178. I WAS JUST JOKING.
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179. N-NO.
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180. THAT
IS A GREAT PLAN!
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181. AND I THINK I KNOW
JUST THE GIRL, TOO.
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182. REALLY? I MEAN,
LIKE WHAT GIRL ARE YOU
GOING TO PICK TO DO...
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183. OH, MAN!
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184. WHOO! THESE SHOES
IS HURTING!
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185. WELL, NOBODY TOLD YOU
TO WEAR SUCH HIGH HEELS.
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186. YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT IT LOOKS GOOD
WITH THE OUTFIT.
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187. YEAH, IT DOES LOOK KIND
OF NICE WITH THE PANTS—
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188. I MEAN, TAKE 'EM OFF!
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189. OH, ALL RIGHT. OOH!
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190. HEY,
ISN'T THAT CHRIS?
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191. WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I CAN'T BE ON THE SHOW?
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192. YOU HAVE TO BE
MARRIED TO BE
ON THIS SHOW.
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193. BUT ME AND MOTHER
KNOW MORE ABOUT EACH OTHER
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194. THAN ANY OF THESE DUMB,
OLD MARRIED COUPLES.
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195. MR. POTTER,
I'M SORRY.
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196. NO!
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197. FINE!
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198. BUT MOTHER
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199. HI, KENAN. HI, KEL.
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200. ARE YOU TWO HERE
TO AUDITION
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201. FOR THE HONEYMOON'S OVER?
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202. YES! YES! YES! YES, WE ARE.
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203. I'M THE WIFEY. UH, ME AND MY WIFE.
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204. WIFEY. SHE'S MY WIFE, YEAH.
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205. OH, GREAT. WHY DON'T YOU
HAVE A SEAT RIGHT HERE?
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206. OH, OK.
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207. AND I'LL JUST
NEED TO ASK YOU
A FEW QUESTIONS.
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208. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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209. OK.
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210. OOH!
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211. FIRST, I'LL NEED
YOUR NAMES.
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212. MY NAME'S KEL—
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213. E! E!
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214. KELLY!
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UH, HER NAME,
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216. AND I'M KENAN
ROCK-ER-STEIN-BERG-NER-SON.
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217. OK, MR. AND MRS.
ROCKERSTEINBERGNERSON.
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218. WE ARE LOOKING FOR
COUPLES WHO THINK
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220. OH, THAT'S US.
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221. I MEAN, NOBODY KNOWS MORE
ABOUT EACH OTHER THAN US.
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222. YEAH, WE'VE KNOWN
EACH OTHER SINCE
WE WAS LITTLE BOYS.
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223. A-A-AND GIRLS.
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224. YOU KNOW,
SINCE WE WERE
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225. I'M A BOY, HE'S A GIRL.
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226. RIGHT.
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227. RIGHT.
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228. UM... UH, UH,
SO DO EITHER OF YOU
HAVE A PROBLEM
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229. OH, YOU MEAN, LIKE HOW KENAN
HAS A CRUSH ON THIS GIRL
NAMED NARISHA?
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230. NO, I DON'T.
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231. OH, YEAH, YEAH.
SURE, HE DOES.
I READ IT IN YOUR DIARY.
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232. YOU READ MY DIARY, TOO?
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233. HE'S ALSO SCARED OF COWS.
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234. OH, WELL, YOU THINK
THAT'S EMBARRASSING.
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235. YOU THE ONE WEARING
WOMAN'S CLOTHING.
YOU KNOW THAT?
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236. WHICH WOULD BE PERFECTLY
NORMAL FOR A WOMAN.
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237. IN THAT CASE, THEREFORE,
NO WAY EMBARRASSING.
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238. HE ALSO PRACTICES KISSING
ON HIS PILLOWS.
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239. THAT AIN'T ALL I CAN
DO WITH A PILLOW!
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240. OH! OH! OH! OH!
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241. YOU LIKE THAT?
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242. AHH! AHH! AHH!
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243. OK, ALL RIGHT, OK.
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244. ALL RIGHT,
THAT'LL BE ENOUGH.
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245. SORRY.
SORRY.
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246. WE JUST GET A LITTLE
CARRIED AWAY SOMETIMES.
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247. I MEAN, WE REALLY
ARE A HAPPY COUPLE.
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248. OH, I DON'T CARE
IF YOU'RE HAPPY.
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249. I JUST MEANT SAVE
SOME OF THE FIGHTING
FOR THE SHOW.
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250. MISERABLE COUPLES
MAKE GREAT TELEVISION.
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251. YOU MEAN, WE GOING
TO BE ON THE SHOW?
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252. TH-TH-THAT'S RIGHT.
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253. I'M PUTTING YOU TWO
ON TOMORROW'S SHOW.
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254. AAH!
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255. WE GONNA BE ON
THE HONEYMOON'S OVER!
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256. WE GONNA WIN US
A HOUSE!
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257. OH, YEAH!
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258. WHOO!
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259. DANCE WITH ME!
COME ON, DANCE!
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260. COME ON! OH, MAN!
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261. ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS.
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262. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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263. OK, DON'T FORGET TO BRING
YOUR MARRIAGE LICENSE!
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264. WHAT?
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265. EXCUSE ME?HUH?
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266. YOUR MARRIAGE LICENSE.
TO PROVE THAT YOU'RE
ACTUALLY MARRIED.
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267. NO, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD ON, WAIT NOW.
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268. WHAT IF WE JUST
GET THAT TO YOU
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269. AFTER WE WIN THE HOUSE...
OR NEVER?
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270. HEE HEE HEE!
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271. YOU ARE SO FUNNY!
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272. YOU'RE GONNA BE
GREAT ON THE SHOW.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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273. UH... W-WAIT. COME—WAIT.
IF YOU...
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274. DANG!
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275. WELL, I GUESS
WE'RE NOT DOING
THE SHOW, HUH?
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276. BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE
A MARRIAGE LICENSE.
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277. ALL RIGHT. WELL...
LET'S GO!
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278. WE'RE GOING ON THAT SHOW.
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279. YEAH, BUT WE DON'T HAVE
A MARRIAGE LICENSE.
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280. WE GOING ON THE SHOW.
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281. DO YOU, KENAN
ROCKERSTEINBERGNERSON,
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282. TAKE KELLY KIMBLE
TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY
WEDDED WIFE?
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283. FOR THE 10th TIME,
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284. DO YOU, KENAN
ROCKERSTEINBERGNERSON,
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285. TAKE KELLY KIMBLE
TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY
WEDDED WIFE?
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286. UH...
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287. NOW, BEFORE
I SAY YES...
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288. JUST WANT
TO MAKE SURE...
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289. I GOT TO BE POSITIVE
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290. RIGHT.
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291. YOU'RE SURE THERE'S
NO OTHER WAY?
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292. POSITIVE.
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293. OH, ALL RIGHT. FINE.
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294. I GUESS I DO
OR WHATEVER.
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295. HA HA HA!
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296. HOW TOUCHING.
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297. NOW... DO YOU,
KELLY KIMBLE,
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298. TAKE KENAN
ROCKERSTEINBERGNERSON
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299. TO BE YOUR
LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND?
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300. HUM...
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301. HUH... S-SEE,
WHAT HAPPENED WAS,
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302. UH, T-THERE WAS THIS,
UH... UH—
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303. KEL!
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304. WHO LOVES
ORANGE SODA?
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305. OOH! I DO, I DO, I DO!
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306. I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
HUSBAND AND WIFE.
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307. BUT—
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308. HEY!
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309. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!
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310. WOULD YOU STOP
WITH THE PICTURES?
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311. THERE'S NO WAY, MAN.
THIS IS PRICELESS!
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312. YOU MAY NOW
KISS THE BRIDE.
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313. AHH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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314. I'LL PASS.
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315. COME ON, KENAN,
KISS HER!
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316. UH, THAT'S
ALL RIGHT.
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317. I—I'LL KISS HER A
WHOLE LOT OF TIMES.
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318. YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING?
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319. I DON'T NEED
TO DO THAT RIGHT NOW
IN FRONT OF YOU.
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320. CAN I HAVE
MY MARRIAGE LICENSE,
PLEASE?
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321. OH, SURE.
HERE YOU GO.
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322. THANK YOU. YES!
NOW IT'S OFFICIAL.
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323. COME ON! LET'S GO
WIN THAT HOUSE.
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324. WHOA! HOLD UP!
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325. LET ME GET ONE MORE PICTURE
OF THE HAPPY NEWLYWEDS.
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326. HEY, GUYS...
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327. WHAT Y'ALL THINK
OF THIS ONE?
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328. IT LOOKS GREAT.
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329. WHAT, JUST GREAT!
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330. I GOT TO LOOK
BETTER THAN GREAT
IF I'M GONNA BE ON TV.
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331. AAH! AAH!
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332. HEY, MAN, WHERE'D YOU GET ALL
THOSE WOMEN'S CLOTHES?
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333. I GOT 'EM
FROM KENAN'S MAMA.
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334. WHAT? MAN, YOU TOOK
ALL MY MAMA'S CLOTHES?
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335. YEAH. WELL,
I HAD TO.
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336. MY MAMA
WOULDN'T LET ME
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337. OH, MAN.
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
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338. I KNOW. YOUR MAMA
GOT BAD TASTE
IN CLOTHES.
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339. IT'S NOT THAT, MAN!
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340. LOOK, JUST WEAR... THIS ONE.
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341. HA HA HA!
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342. I CANNOT BELIEVE
Y'ALL ACTUALLY WENT
AND GOT MARRIED.
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343. AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY YOU
A WEDDING GIFT OR SOMETHING?
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344. WHOO!
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345. YEAH, YEAH. I MEAN,
THAT REMINDS ME,
KENAN.
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346. WHERE ARE WE GOING
ON OUR HONEYMOON?
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347. LOOK, LET'S
GET THIS STRAIGHT
RIGHT HERE, ALL RIGHT?
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348. WE ARE NOT REALLY MARRIED.
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349. AS SOON AS THE SHOW IS OVER
AND I WIN THE HOUSE,
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350. THE MARRIAGE IS OVER.
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351. OVER? JUST LIKE
THAT? JUST LIKE REAL
QUICK LIKE THAT?
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352. BLINK
OF AN EYE. OVER?
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353. I GIVE YOU
THE BEST YEARS
OF MY LIFE,
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354. AND THIS IS HOW
YOU REPAY ME? OH!
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355. WE ARE NOT MARRIED!
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356. OH!
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357. KENAN, WHAT MAKES
YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE
YOU GET ON THE SHOW,
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358. THAT YOU GONNA
ACTUALLY WIN?
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359. BUT WE HAVE TO WIN!
ARE YOU KIDDING?
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360. OK.
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361. UH... KEL,
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362. WHAT'S KENAN'S
FAVORITE FRUIT?
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363. MAN, THAT'S EASY.
A PINEAPPLE.
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364. THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S MY DOG,
THAT'S MY DOG.
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365. OK... KENAN...
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366. WHAT'S KEL'S
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367. EASY. ALIEN NINJAS
FROM MARS ATTACK, PART III.
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368. YES! PART III.
THAT IS RIGHT.
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369. YEAH. WORD UP.
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370. HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP.
WAIT A MINUTE.
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371. IF KEL'S SUPPOSED
TO BE A WOMAN,
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372. WHAT, UH, LIKE...
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373. LIKE TH-THIS?
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374. NO, NO, NO.
HE'S RIGHT THOUGH.
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375. IT WOULD BE SOMETHING
LAME AND MUSHY, LIKE...
TEARS ON MY PILLOW.
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376. YEAH! HEY, WAIT.
THAT'S MYFAVORITE MOVIE.
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377. OOH! SEE, I LOVED
THAT MOVIE, TOO.
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378. AND DIDN'T IT JUST
BREAK YOUR HEART
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379. WHEN LUCINDA GAVE JACOB
BACK THE GOAT?
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380. MM-HMM! SHE WAS LIKE,
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381. "THIS GOAT WAS A SYMBOL
OF OUR LOVE,
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382. BUT NOW, IT'S JUST A GOAT."
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383. MM-HMM.
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384. "AND THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING LEFT
FOR ME TO DO!"
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385. "CRY TEARS ON MY PILLOW!"
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386. OH, MAN!
OH, MAN!
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387. OH, MAN,
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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388. OH, MAN, THAT WAS DEEP.
THAT WAS DEEP.
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389. HEY, THAT WAS
A GOOD MOVIE,
WASN'T IT?
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390. WELCOME TO
THE HONEYMOON'S OVER!
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391. AND NOW, YOUR HOST,
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392. BOB EUBANKS!
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393. OH!
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394. HEY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
HELLO EVERYBODY!
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395. WELCOME TO
THE HONEYMOON IS OVER.
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396. HEY, THIS IS THE SHOW WHERE
3 COUPLES COMPETE
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397. FOR THE GRAND PRIZE
OF A BRAND-NEW HOUSE.
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398. SO, LET'S MEET
OUR COUPLES TODAY. READY?
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399. COUPLE #1.
THEY'RE FROM FLORIDA.
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400. THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED
FOR 5 YEARS. SAY HELLO
TO STEVE AND HANNAH HOLLAND.
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401. HI, MR. EUBANKS!
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402. HOW ARE YOU GUYS?
WELCOME TO OUR SHOW.
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403. AND NOW OUR SECOND COUPLE.
THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED
FOR 10 YEARS.
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404. CELEBRATING
THEIR 10th ANNIVERSARY,
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405. WELCOME JONATHAN
AND GEMMA GREEN.
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406. HI, BOB.
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407. WELCOME YOU GUYS.
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408. AND NOW OUR FINAL COUPLE.
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409. THEY'RE FROM RIGHT HERE
IN CHICAGO.
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410. THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR...
FOR ONE DAY?
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411. WELCOME KENAN AND KELLY
ROCKERSTER—ROCKE—ROCK—
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412. UH, HOW DO YOU SAY
YOUR LAST NAME?
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413. OH, UH...
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414. ROCKER...
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415. UH, RO-STEI—
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416. I DON'T KNOW.
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417. OK.
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418. NOW, BEFORE THE SHOW
WE ASKED OUR COUPLES
SOME QUESTIONS
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419. TO SEE HOW WELL THEY
REALLY KNOW EACH OTHER.
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420. FOR EVERY MATCHING ANSWER,
THEY GET POINTS.
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421. SO, IF EVERYBODY
IS READY, LET'S GO
RIGHT TO QUESTION #1,
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422. AND WE'LL START
WITH COUPLE #1.
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423. HERE'S YOUR QUESTION.
STEVE, ACCORDING TO HANNAH,
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424. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING
THING THAT YOU DO?
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425. SHE HATES IT WHEN
I MAKE THIS SOUND...
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426. BWEEGHH!
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427. SHE SAID "BWEEGHH!"
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428. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU GET 5 POINTS.
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429. LET'S GO TO COUPLE #2 NOW.
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430. JONATHAN, WHAT DO YOU
DO THAT ANNOYS GEMMA?
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431. HA HA HA!
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432. I NEVER SHOWER.
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433. HA HA HA! THAT'S CLASSY.
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434. SHE SAID, "NO,
YOU BURP TOO MUCH."
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435. I DON'T BURP.
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436. BURPER!
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437. I'M NOT A BURPER.
I DON'T BURP. BURPING MAN!
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438. KELLY!
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439. KELLY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO HIT THE OTHER HUSBANDS.
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440. OH, MY BAD.
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441. KENAN, WHAT DO YOU DO
THAT REALLY ANNOYS KELLY?
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442. OH, THIS WAS EASY!
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443. KELLY HATES IT WHEN
I COME UP WITH CRAZY SCHEMES
THAT GET HER INTO TROUBLE.
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444. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
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445. YEAH!
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446. GIVE ME THE HOUSE!
GIVE ME THE HOUSE!
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447. GIVE ME SOMEWHERE
TO LIVE IN! GIVE ME
THE HOUSE!
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448. K-K-KELLY! KELLY!
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449. WE WON! WE WON!
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450. WE DIDN'T WIN IT YET, MAN.
I MEAN, WOMAN.
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451. THAT WAS
THE FIRST QUESTION.
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452. WE'VE GOT A WHOLE GAME
TO PLAY.
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453. OH!
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454. HA HA HA!
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455. WHOO!
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456. WHOO!
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457. ALL RIGHT!
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458. OH! OH! OH!
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459. AAH!
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460. WHOO!
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461. BOO!
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462. BOO!
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463. ALL RIGHT!
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464. UH! UH! UH! UH!
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465. AND WELCOME BACK
TO THE HONEYMOON IS OVER.
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466. HEY, WE'VE GOT A GOOD,
CLOSE GAME GOING NOW
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467. BETWEEN THE GREENS AND
THE ROCKERSTEINBERGNER-
WHATEVER.
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468. IT'S TIME NOW
FOR OUR FINAL QUESTION,
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469. AND THIS QUESTION GOES
TO KENAN AND KELLY.
IT'S WORTH 10 POINTS.
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470. THAT MEANS IF YOU ANSWER
THIS QUESTION CORRECTLY,
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471. YOU'LL BE TODAY'S CHAMPION,
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472. AND YOU'RE GOING TO WIN
A BRAND-NEW HOUSE.
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473. SO, ARE YOU READY?
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474. READY.
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475. OK, KENAN,
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476. WHAT IS KELLY'S
FAVORITE DRINK?
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477. WELL, BOBBY...
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478. I GUESS THE ANSWER TO THAT
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479. NONE OTHER THAN...
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480. ORANGE SODA!
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481. HA HA HA!
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482. YEAH! ORANGE SODA, MAN!
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483. DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?
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484. I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS BOOTH.
I AM PAYING THE BILLS.
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485. BOBBY, I GOT
TO TALK TO YOU.
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486. WE'RE HOMEOWNERS
AND STUFF NOW.
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487. LET ME TELL YOU WHAT
IT IS. IT'S ORANGE—
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488. WHICH CAMERA? OH.
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489. HER FAVORITE
DRINK—
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490. CAN I REITERATE
ONE MORE AGAIN—
IS ORANGE SODA!
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491. OK, ALL RIGHT.
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492. KELLY, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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493. OH. I-I'M SORRY, KENAN.
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494. "ROOT BEER."
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495. WHAT DO YOU SAY? WHAT?
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496. "ROOT BEER."
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497. KEL!
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498. WH-WH-WHAT? WHAT WERE YOU
THINKING? ROOT BEER? NO!
YOU LOVE ORANGE SODA.
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499. W-W-WELL, SEE, KENAN.
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500. KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA,
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501. BUT
KELLY LOVES ROOT BEER!
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502. SEE, YOU TOLD ME
TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS
ALL GIRLY.
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503. SO YOU SAID ROOT BEER?
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504. WELL, ANYWAY,
SINCE KENAN AND KELLY
MISSED THE LAST QUESTION,
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505. IT LOOKS LIKE
JONATHAN AND GEMMA
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506. HAVE WON THEMSELVES
A BRAND-NEW HOUSE!
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507. YEAH!
YEAH!
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