1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON AND THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
3. OH, YES! THANK YOU!Copy !req
4. MAN, I CAN'T TELL Y'ALL
HOW MUCH WE APPRECIATECopy !req
5. Y'ALL COMIN'
DOWN TO THE SHOW.Copy !req
6. AND BY THE WAY,
MY NAME IS KENAN.Copy !req
7. GO ON. GO ON
AND CLAP LOUD.
ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
8. YEAH! WHOO!Copy !req
9. AND I HAPPEN TO BE KEL.Copy !req
10. WHOO!Copy !req
11. AND I HOPE
Y'ALL ARE PREPARED
TO ENJOY YOURSELFCopy !req
12. LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER
ENJOYED YOURSELF BEFORECopy !req
13. BECAUSE TONIGHT
WE GOT A SHOW FULL
OF EXCITING SURPRISES,Copy !req
14. I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU.Copy !req
15. NO, NO, NO.
WAIT A MINUTE, KENAN.Copy !req
16. NOW, WHEN YOU SAY
"EXCITING SURPRISES",Copy !req
17. ARE YOU JUST USING
A EUPHEMISM TO OBSCURE
THE FACTCopy !req
18. THAT WE'RE GOING TO GET
INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE?Copy !req
19. WELL, KEL,
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
I'LL TELL YOU,Copy !req
20. BUT IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE A SECRET,Copy !req
21. SO I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO WHISPER IT TO YOU.Copy !req
22. OK. YEAH, YEAH.
GO AHEAD, MAN.Copy !req
23. ARE YOU HAPPY?Copy !req
24. NO, YOU DIDN'T
SAY ANYTHING!Copy !req
25. YOU JUST PRETENDED
TO WHISPER IN MY EAR.Copy !req
26. YOU WERE LIKECopy !req
27. I'M SORRY. I'M NOT
A VERY GOOD WHISPERER.Copy !req
28. OK.Copy !req
29. WELL, CAN I GET A CLUE
OR SOMETHINGCopy !req
30. ABOUT WHAT
TONIGHT'S SHOW ABOUT?Copy !req
31. YES, I CAN READ,
SO WHAT'S THE CLUE?Copy !req
32. THAT WAS IT! NOW,
COME ON, SPANKY!Copy !req
33. WE GOT SOME TROUBLE
TO GET INTO!Copy !req
34. A-HA!Copy !req
35. A-HA HA! SEE! I TOLD YOU
WE WERE GOING TO GET
INTO SOME TROUBLE!Copy !req
36. SEE, I TOLD YOU WE WERE GOING
TO GET INTO TROUBLE.Copy !req
37. AAAAHHH! HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
38. GO NOW!Copy !req
39. GO!Copy !req
40. OH!Copy !req
41. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?Copy !req
42. WE'RE JUST WATCHING
YOU MAKE A FOOL
OF YOURSELF.Copy !req
43. HARDEE HAR HAR!Copy !req
44. ALL RIGHT,
THE SHOW'S OVER.
MOVE ALONG.
SHOO!Copy !req
45. OH, NO, NO, KENAN.
YOU KNOW TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT
MY BOOK CLUB MEETS HERE.Copy !req
46. BOOK CLUB?Copy !req
47. YEAH, YOU KNOW, WE ALL
READ THE SAME BOOK,Copy !req
48. THEN GET TOGETHER
AND DISCUSS IT.Copy !req
49. TONIGHT
WE'RE DISCUSSING
PETALS OF SORROW.Copy !req
50. SOUNDS
LIKE A HOOT.Copy !req
51. SO, KENAN,
IF YOU DON'T MIND.Copy !req
52. WHAT?Copy !req
53. OH, HEY, MADELAINE.
OH, THELMA.Copy !req
54. OH, I—I CAN'T
FORGET DORRIS.
HOW YOU DOING? HA HA.Copy !req
55. WELL, I'M HERE
FOR THE BOOK CLUB.Copy !req
56. I BROUGHT MY BOOK,
AND...Copy !req
57. I BROUGHT MY CLUB.Copy !req
58. COME ON! JOIN ME!Copy !req
59. COME ON! COME ON!Copy !req
60. KEL!Copy !req
61. I DON'T THINK THAT'S
HOW THE BOOK CLUB
WORKS, MAN.Copy !req
62. KENAN, WH-WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
63. I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT
IN THE CLUB.Copy !req
64. AND NEITHER ARE YOU, KEL!Copy !req
65. NOW, WOULD THE TWO OF YOU
PLEASE GET OUT OF HERE?Copy !req
66. ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, KEL.Copy !req
67. I'M BEING
KICKED OUT OF MY
OWN LIVING ROOM.Copy !req
68. FINE. I DON'T WANT
TO BE IN YOUR STUPID
OLD BOOK CLUB ANYHOW.Copy !req
69. O-O-OH, AND BY THE WAY,Copy !req
70. I FOUND PETALS OF SORROW
TO BE AMATEURISH,Copy !req
71. THE EXPOSITION WAS TEDIOUS,Copy !req
72. AND THE CHARACTERS WAS
ONE-DIMENSIONAL.Copy !req
73. HEARD WHAT I SAID?
ONE-DIMENSIONAL!Copy !req
74. HEY...Copy !req
75. WHAT KIND OF WORLD
IS THIS WHERE A MAN
CAN'T DANCE NAKEDCopy !req
76. IN HIS OWN
LIVING ROOM?Copy !req
77. I KNOW!
WELL, I GUESS WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO DANCE NAKED HERE!Copy !req
78. THAT'S OK, MAN!Copy !req
79. OOH! MY POINT WAS I HAVE
NO PRIVACY AROUND HERE.Copy !req
80. OH, MAN, SURE YOU DO!Copy !req
81. I MEAN, YOU GOT ALL
THE PRIVACY YOU WANT
RIGHT HERECopy !req
82. IN THIS SMALL,
ITSY-BITSY, LITTLE,
SMALL ROOM.Copy !req
83. WELL, IT SURE DON'T FEEL
LIKE IT, MAN.Copy !req
84. IT ALWAYS SEEMS
LIKE MY PARENTS
ARE ALWAYS LURKING
SOMEWHERE NEAR BY.Copy !req
85. YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
86. HEY!Copy !req
87. UH! DADDY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING IN MY CLOSET?Copy !req
88. SHH! KEEP IT DOWN.Copy !req
89. I'M HIDING
FROM YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
90. SHE WANTS ME TO JOIN
HER BORING, OLD BOOK CLUB.Copy !req
91. BUT W-WAIT! WHAT?Copy !req
92. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
93. OH, THIS? IT'S YOUR DIARY.Copy !req
94. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH MY DIARY?Copy !req
95. I'M READING IT.Copy !req
96. COME ON, KEL.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
97. HEY, HEY, HEY!
ALL RIGHT! KENAN!Copy !req
98. WHAT'S UP, ERIC?Copy !req
99. WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN?Copy !req
100. MAN, HOW'S IT GOING?Copy !req
101. MAN, I'M JUST HANGING OUT,Copy !req
102. DOING A LITTLE STUDYING.
COME ON IN.Copy !req
103. OH, THANKS, MAN.Copy !req
104. HEY, KEL, YOU REMEMBER
MY COUSIN ERIC?Copy !req
105. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
106. SHE WAS THAT NICE,
LITTLE ITALIAN WOMANCopy !req
107. THAT GAVE US THOSE
LOLLIPOPS. WHATEVER
HAPPENED TO HER?Copy !req
108. NO, MAN! THIS IS
MY COUSIN ERIC.Copy !req
109. OH!Copy !req
110. DO YOU HAVE
ANY MORE LOLLIPOPS?Copy !req
111. OF COURSE
YOU REMEMBER KEL.Copy !req
112. WHO COULD FORGET
THIS GUY?Copy !req
113. THANKS TO YOU,
MY DOG IS STILL
BALD.Copy !req
114. MAN, YOUR DOG WAS
ASKING FOR THAT HAIRCUT.Copy !req
115. HA HA HA! WHOO!Copy !req
116. MAN, YOU GOT
A GREAT PLACE!Copy !req
117. WAIT A MINUTE!
THIS YOUR PLACE?Copy !req
118. I MEAN, ALL OF THIS STUFF
IS YOURS RIGHT HERE?
ALL OF THIS STUFF?Copy !req
119. WOW! YEP.Copy !req
120. WHEE! BOY, THIS
MUST BE THE LIFE.Copy !req
121. I MEAN, GOING TO COLLEGE,
HAVING YOUR OWN PLACE.Copy !req
122. NO LITTLE SISTERS RUNNING
UP TO YOU BUGGING YOU.Copy !req
123. MAN, YOU CAN DANCE NAKED
IN YOUR OWN LIVING ROOM,Copy !req
124. AND YOUR DADDY AIN'T
IN THE CLOSET, IS HE?Copy !req
125. YEAH, I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN...Copy !req
126. I—I THINK.Copy !req
127. H-H-HEY, ERIC, SINCE ALL
OF THIS STUFF IS YOURS,Copy !req
128. I MEAN, YOU CAN JUST BREAK
ANYTHING IN THE HOUSECopy !req
129. AND NOBODY'D
GET MAD AT YOU, HUH?Copy !req
130. WELL, YEAH, MAN,
BUT WHY WOULD
I WANT TO BREAK—Copy !req
131. WHOO!Copy !req
132. LEAVE IT ALONE! COME ON!Copy !req
133. LEAVE IT!Copy !req
134. LEAVE IT!Copy !req
135. STOP! STOP! COME ON!Copy !req
136. COME ON!Copy !req
137. OH, I'M—Copy !req
138. GET OUT OF HERE, MAN!Copy !req
139. I'M SORRY ABOUT HIM.Copy !req
140. YEAH!Copy !req
141. MAN, KEEP HIM
AWAY FROM MY STUFF.Copy !req
142. I'LL TRY.Copy !req
143. MAN, YOU ARE SO LUCKY
TO HAVE YOUR OWN APARTMENT.Copy !req
144. YOU CAN
SAY THAT AGAIN.Copy !req
145. I MEAN,
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW ANNOYING IT ISCopy !req
146. HAVING
PEOPLE INVADING
YOUR PRIVACY
ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
147. OH, I'M STARTING
TO GET A GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
148. HEY, ERIC,
SINCE THIS IS YOUR
OWN PLACE AND ALL,Copy !req
149. I BET YOU CAN TURN
THE TV UP AS LOUD
AS YOU WANT TO!Copy !req
150. T.V.: NO, I'M SORRY. HEY, HEY. I'M TRYING
TO TELL YOU,Copy !req
151. WAYNE SAID A BODY PARTSO MAYBE YOU GUYS
SHOULD GO NOW!Copy !req
152. HE FINDS THE MOST
ATTRACTIVE IS...Copy !req
153. YOUR ESOPHAGUS.NO, NO.
WE CAN'T GO!Copy !req
154. SEE! THE HONEYMOON
IS OVER.Copy !req
155. OK, LOOK, WHICH MEANS
YOU WATCH IT QUIETLY
SO I CAN STUDY.Copy !req
156. HEY, ERIC, ISN'T
THIS SHOW GREAT?Copy !req
157. MAN, HOW MANY MORE TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
I'M TRYING TO STUDY?Copy !req
158. 3?Copy !req
159. OK. I'M TRYING TO STUDY.
I'M TRYING TO STUDY.
I'M TRYING TO STUDY!Copy !req
160. OH.Copy !req
161. Hey, Kenan. What's
your favorite part of
The Honeymoon Is Over?Copy !req
162. The part where
you stop talking
and I can hear
one second of it?Copy !req
163. REALLY? 'CAUSE SEE
MY FAVORITE PART
IS WHEN THE HUSBAND
GET THE ANSWER WRONG,Copy !req
164. AND THEN THE WIFE
GET TO HIT HIM
WITH A PILLOW LIKE THIS.Copy !req
165. DON'T—DON'T
DO THAT AGAIN.Copy !req
166. OH. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
167. TV: ALL RIGHT, SALLY.
IF YOUR HUSBAND MONTY
WAS TRAVELING
ON A DESERT ISLAND,Copy !req
168. WHAT'S THE ONE THING
HE WOULD WANT WITH HIM?Copy !req
169. OH, THAT'S EASY.Copy !req
170. HE WOULD WANT ME.Copy !req
171. HE WOULD WANT YOU.
LET'S SEE WHAT MONTY SAID.Copy !req
172. MONTY SAID HE WOULD WANT
HIS BIG SCREEN T.V.Copy !req
173. WHAT?Copy !req
174. OOH!Copy !req
175. SO THAT MEANS
THAT COUPLE #1,
SHARON AND LLOYD,Copy !req
176. YOU'RE OUR
GRAND PRIZE WINNERS.Copy !req
177. YOU'VE JUST WON
A BRAND-NEW HOUSE!Copy !req
178. YES!Copy !req
179. A BRAND-NEW HOUSE!Copy !req
180. HA HA! YEAH, THAT'S
THE ANSWER TO YOUR PROBLEMS
RIGHT THERE, KENAN.Copy !req
181. YOU WANT YOUR OWN PLACE,
ALL YOU GOT TO DO
IS FIND A WOMAN,Copy !req
182. GET HER TO MARRY YOU,
GO ON THAT SHOW,
AND WIN A HOUSE.Copy !req
183. HA HA HA!Copy !req
184. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.Copy !req
185. I WAS JUST JOKING.Copy !req
186. N-NO.
I'M BEING SERIOUS.Copy !req
187. THAT
IS A GREAT PLAN!Copy !req
188. AND I THINK I KNOW
JUST THE GIRL, TOO.Copy !req
189. REALLY? I MEAN,
LIKE WHAT GIRL ARE YOU
GOING TO PICK TO DO...Copy !req
190. OH, MAN!Copy !req
191. WHOO! THESE SHOES
IS HURTING!Copy !req
192. WELL, NOBODY TOLD YOU
TO WEAR SUCH HIGH HEELS.Copy !req
193. YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT IT LOOKS GOOD
WITH THE OUTFIT.Copy !req
194. YEAH, IT DOES LOOK KIND
OF NICE WITH THE PANTS—Copy !req
195. I MEAN, TAKE 'EM OFF!Copy !req
196. OH, ALL RIGHT. OOH!Copy !req
197. HEY,
ISN'T THAT CHRIS?Copy !req
198. WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I CAN'T BE ON THE SHOW?Copy !req
199. LOOK, MR. POTTER,
LIKE I TOLD YOU
LAST WEEK AND
THE WEEK BEFORE,Copy !req
200. YOU HAVE TO BE
MARRIED TO BE
ON THIS SHOW.Copy !req
201. BUT ME AND MOTHER
KNOW MORE ABOUT EACH OTHERCopy !req
202. THAN ANY OF THESE DUMB,
OLD MARRIED COUPLES.Copy !req
203. MR. POTTER,
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
204. NO!Copy !req
205. FINE!Copy !req
206. BUT MOTHER
WILL NOT BE PLEASED.Copy !req
207. HI, KENAN. HI, KEL.Copy !req
208. ARE YOU TWO HERE
TO AUDITIONCopy !req
209. FOR THE HONEYMOON'S OVER?Copy !req
210. YES! YES! YES! YES, WE ARE.Copy !req
211. I'M THE WIFEY. UH, ME AND MY WIFE.Copy !req
212. WIFEY. SHE'S MY WIFE, YEAH.Copy !req
213. OH, GREAT. WHY DON'T YOU
HAVE A SEAT RIGHT HERE?Copy !req
214. OH, OK.Copy !req
215. AND I'LL JUST
NEED TO ASK YOU
A FEW QUESTIONS.Copy !req
216. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
217. OK.Copy !req
218. OOH!Copy !req
219. FIRST, I'LL NEED
YOUR NAMES.Copy !req
220. MY NAME'S KEL—Copy !req
221. E! E!Copy !req
222. KELLY!Copy !req
223. THAT'S HIS NAME—
UH, HER NAME,Copy !req
224. AND I'M KENAN
ROCK-ER-STEIN-BERG-NER-SON.Copy !req
225. OK, MR. AND MRS.
ROCKERSTEINBERGNERSON.Copy !req
226. WE ARE LOOKING FOR
COUPLES WHO THINKCopy !req
227. THEY KNOW A LOT
ABOUT EACH OTHER.Copy !req
228. OH, THAT'S US.Copy !req
229. I MEAN, NOBODY KNOWS MORE
ABOUT EACH OTHER THAN US.Copy !req
230. YEAH, WE'VE KNOWN
EACH OTHER SINCE
WE WAS LITTLE BOYS.Copy !req
231. A-A-AND GIRLS.Copy !req
232. YOU KNOW,
SINCE WE WERE
LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS.Copy !req
233. I'M A BOY, HE'S A GIRL.Copy !req
234. RIGHT.Copy !req
235. RIGHT.Copy !req
236. UM... UH, UH,
SO DO EITHER OF YOU
HAVE A PROBLEMCopy !req
237. WITH REVEALING
PERSONAL DETAILS
ABOUT YOURSELVES
ON TELEVISION?Copy !req
238. OH, YOU MEAN, LIKE HOW KENAN
HAS A CRUSH ON THIS GIRL
NAMED NARISHA?Copy !req
239. YOU MEAN,
YOUR HUSBAND'S
GOT A CRUSH
ON ANOTHER WOMAN?Copy !req
240. NO, I DON'T.Copy !req
241. OH, YEAH, YEAH.
SURE, HE DOES.
I READ IT IN YOUR DIARY.Copy !req
242. YOU READ MY DIARY, TOO?Copy !req
243. HE'S ALSO SCARED OF COWS.Copy !req
244. OH, WELL, YOU THINK
THAT'S EMBARRASSING.Copy !req
245. YOU THE ONE WEARING
WOMAN'S CLOTHING.
YOU KNOW THAT?Copy !req
246. WHICH WOULD BE PERFECTLY
NORMAL FOR A WOMAN.Copy !req
247. IN THAT CASE, THEREFORE,
NO WAY EMBARRASSING.Copy !req
248. HE ALSO PRACTICES KISSING
ON HIS PILLOWS.Copy !req
249. THAT AIN'T ALL I CAN
DO WITH A PILLOW!Copy !req
250. OH! OH! OH! OH!Copy !req
251. YOU LIKE THAT?Copy !req
252. AHH! AHH! AHH!Copy !req
253. OK, ALL RIGHT, OK.Copy !req
254. ALL RIGHT,
THAT'LL BE ENOUGH.Copy !req
255. SORRY.
SORRY.Copy !req
256. WE JUST GET A LITTLE
CARRIED AWAY SOMETIMES.Copy !req
257. I MEAN, WE REALLY
ARE A HAPPY COUPLE.Copy !req
258. OH, I DON'T CARE
IF YOU'RE HAPPY.Copy !req
259. I JUST MEANT SAVE
SOME OF THE FIGHTING
FOR THE SHOW.Copy !req
260. MISERABLE COUPLES
MAKE GREAT TELEVISION.Copy !req
261. YOU MEAN, WE GOING
TO BE ON THE SHOW?Copy !req
262. TH-TH-THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
263. I'M PUTTING YOU TWO
ON TOMORROW'S SHOW.Copy !req
264. AAH!Copy !req
265. WE GONNA BE ON
THE HONEYMOON'S OVER!Copy !req
266. WE GONNA WIN US
A HOUSE!Copy !req
267. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
268. WHOO!Copy !req
269. DANCE WITH ME!
COME ON, DANCE!Copy !req
270. COME ON! OH, MAN!Copy !req
271. ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS.Copy !req
272. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.Copy !req
273. OK, DON'T FORGET TO BRING
YOUR MARRIAGE LICENSE!Copy !req
274. WHAT?Copy !req
275. EXCUSE ME?HUH?Copy !req
276. YOUR MARRIAGE LICENSE.
TO PROVE THAT YOU'RE
ACTUALLY MARRIED.Copy !req
277. NO, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD ON, WAIT NOW.Copy !req
278. WHAT IF WE JUST
GET THAT TO YOUCopy !req
279. AFTER WE WIN THE HOUSE...
OR NEVER?Copy !req
280. HEE HEE HEE!Copy !req
281. YOU ARE SO FUNNY!Copy !req
282. YOU'RE GONNA BE
GREAT ON THE SHOW.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.Copy !req
283. UH... W-WAIT. COME—WAIT.
IF YOU...Copy !req
284. DANG!Copy !req
285. WELL, I GUESS
WE'RE NOT DOING
THE SHOW, HUH?Copy !req
286. BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE
A MARRIAGE LICENSE.Copy !req
287. ALL RIGHT. WELL...
LET'S GO!Copy !req
288. WE'RE GOING ON THAT SHOW.Copy !req
289. YEAH, BUT WE DON'T HAVE
A MARRIAGE LICENSE.Copy !req
290. WE GOING ON THE SHOW.Copy !req
291. DO YOU, KENAN
ROCKERSTEINBERGNERSON,Copy !req
292. TAKE KELLY KIMBLE
TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY
WEDDED WIFE?Copy !req
293. FOR THE 10th TIME,Copy !req
294. DO YOU, KENAN
ROCKERSTEINBERGNERSON,Copy !req
295. TAKE KELLY KIMBLE
TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY
WEDDED WIFE?Copy !req
296. UH...Copy !req
297. NOW, BEFORE
I SAY YES...Copy !req
298. JUST WANT
TO MAKE SURE...Copy !req
299. I GOT TO BE POSITIVECopy !req
300. THAT
THERE'S NO OTHER WAY
I CAN GET A MARRIAGE
LICENSE. RIGHT?Copy !req
301. RIGHT.Copy !req
302. YOU'RE SURE THERE'S
NO OTHER WAY?Copy !req
303. POSITIVE.Copy !req
304. OH, ALL RIGHT. FINE.Copy !req
305. I GUESS I DO
OR WHATEVER.Copy !req
306. HA HA HA!Copy !req
307. HOW TOUCHING.Copy !req
308. NOW... DO YOU,
KELLY KIMBLE,Copy !req
309. TAKE KENAN
ROCKERSTEINBERGNERSONCopy !req
310. TO BE YOUR
LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND?Copy !req
311. HUM...Copy !req
312. HUH... S-SEE,
WHAT HAPPENED WAS,Copy !req
313. UH, T-THERE WAS THIS,
UH... UH—Copy !req
314. KEL!Copy !req
315. WHO LOVES
ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
316. OOH! I DO, I DO, I DO!Copy !req
317. I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
HUSBAND AND WIFE.Copy !req
318. BUT—Copy !req
319. HEY!Copy !req
320. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!Copy !req
321. WOULD YOU STOP
WITH THE PICTURES?Copy !req
322. THERE'S NO WAY, MAN.
THIS IS PRICELESS!Copy !req
323. YOU MAY NOW
KISS THE BRIDE.Copy !req
324. AHH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
325. I'LL PASS.Copy !req
326. COME ON, KENAN,
KISS HER!Copy !req
327. UH, THAT'S
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
328. I—I'LL KISS HER A
WHOLE LOT OF TIMES.Copy !req
329. YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING?Copy !req
330. I DON'T NEED
TO DO THAT RIGHT NOW
IN FRONT OF YOU.Copy !req
331. CAN I HAVE
MY MARRIAGE LICENSE,
PLEASE?Copy !req
332. OH, SURE.
HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
333. THANK YOU. YES!
NOW IT'S OFFICIAL.Copy !req
334. COME ON! LET'S GO
WIN THAT HOUSE.Copy !req
335. WHOA! HOLD UP!Copy !req
336. LET ME GET ONE MORE PICTURE
OF THE HAPPY NEWLYWEDS.Copy !req
337. HEY, YOU
THINK THIS COUCH
WOULD LOOK NICE
IN MY NEW HOUSE?Copy !req
338. HEY, GUYS...Copy !req
339. WHAT Y'ALL THINK
OF THIS ONE?Copy !req
340. IT LOOKS GREAT.Copy !req
341. WHAT, JUST GREAT!Copy !req
342. I GOT TO LOOK
BETTER THAN GREAT
IF I'M GONNA BE ON TV.Copy !req
343. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
344. HEY, MAN, WHERE'D YOU GET ALL
THOSE WOMEN'S CLOTHES?Copy !req
345. I GOT 'EM
FROM KENAN'S MAMA.Copy !req
346. WHAT? MAN, YOU TOOK
ALL MY MAMA'S CLOTHES?Copy !req
347. YEAH. WELL,
I HAD TO.Copy !req
348. MY MAMA
WOULDN'T LET ME
HAVE HERS.Copy !req
349. OH, MAN.
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.Copy !req
350. I KNOW. YOUR MAMA
GOT BAD TASTE
IN CLOTHES.Copy !req
351. IT'S NOT THAT, MAN!Copy !req
352. LOOK, JUST WEAR... THIS ONE.Copy !req
353. HA HA HA!Copy !req
354. I CANNOT BELIEVE
Y'ALL ACTUALLY WENT
AND GOT MARRIED.Copy !req
355. AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY YOU
A WEDDING GIFT OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
356. WHOO!Copy !req
357. YEAH, YEAH. I MEAN,
THAT REMINDS ME,
KENAN.Copy !req
358. WHERE ARE WE GOING
ON OUR HONEYMOON?Copy !req
359. LOOK, LET'S
GET THIS STRAIGHT
RIGHT HERE, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
360. WE ARE NOT REALLY MARRIED.Copy !req
361. WE ONLY DID THIS
SO WE CAN GET
THE MARRIAGE LICENSE
TO GO ON THE SHOW.Copy !req
362. AS SOON AS THE SHOW IS OVER
AND I WIN THE HOUSE,Copy !req
363. THE MARRIAGE IS OVER.Copy !req
364. OVER? JUST LIKE
THAT? JUST LIKE REAL
QUICK LIKE THAT?Copy !req
365. BLINK
OF AN EYE. OVER?Copy !req
366. I GIVE YOU
THE BEST YEARS
OF MY LIFE,Copy !req
367. AND THIS IS HOW
YOU REPAY ME? OH!Copy !req
368. WE ARE NOT MARRIED!Copy !req
369. OH!Copy !req
370. KENAN, WHAT MAKES
YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE
YOU GET ON THE SHOW,Copy !req
371. THAT YOU GONNA
ACTUALLY WIN?Copy !req
372. BUT WE HAVE TO WIN!
ARE YOU KIDDING?Copy !req
373. BESIDES, KEL AND I
KNOW MORE ABOUT EACH
OTHER THAN ANYBODY.
WATCH. QUIZ US.Copy !req
374. OK.Copy !req
375. UH... KEL,Copy !req
376. WHAT'S KENAN'S
FAVORITE FRUIT?Copy !req
377. MAN, THAT'S EASY.
A PINEAPPLE.Copy !req
378. THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S MY DOG,
THAT'S MY DOG.Copy !req
379. OK... KENAN...Copy !req
380. WHAT'S KEL'S
FAVORITE MOVIE?Copy !req
381. EASY. ALIEN NINJAS
FROM MARS ATTACK, PART III.Copy !req
382. YES! PART III.
THAT IS RIGHT.Copy !req
383. YEAH. WORD UP.Copy !req
384. HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP.
WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
385. IF KEL'S SUPPOSED
TO BE A WOMAN,Copy !req
386. DON'T YOU THINK
HE SHOULD ANSWER
THE QUESTIONS MORE
LIKE A WOMAN?Copy !req
387. WHAT, UH, LIKE...Copy !req
388. [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
LIKE TH-THIS?Copy !req
389. NO, NO, NO.
HE'S RIGHT THOUGH.Copy !req
390. YEAH, KEL, YOU GOT
TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS
MORE, YOU KNOW, SENSITIVE
AND GIRLY-LIKE.Copy !req
391. YOU KNOW,
LIKE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
WOULDN'T BE ALIEN NINJAS
FROM MARS ATTACK, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
392. IT WOULD BE SOMETHING
LAME AND MUSHY, LIKE...
TEARS ON MY PILLOW.Copy !req
393. YEAH! HEY, WAIT.
THAT'S MYFAVORITE MOVIE.Copy !req
394. OOH! SEE, I LOVED
THAT MOVIE, TOO.Copy !req
395. AND DIDN'T IT JUST
BREAK YOUR HEARTCopy !req
396. WHEN LUCINDA GAVE JACOB
BACK THE GOAT?Copy !req
397. MM-HMM! SHE WAS LIKE,Copy !req
398. "THIS GOAT WAS A SYMBOL
OF OUR LOVE,Copy !req
399. BUT NOW, IT'S JUST A GOAT."Copy !req
400. MM-HMM.Copy !req
401. "AND THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING LEFT
FOR ME TO DO!"Copy !req
402. "CRY TEARS ON MY PILLOW!"Copy !req
403. OH, MAN!
OH, MAN!Copy !req
404. OH, MAN,
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
405. OH, MAN, THAT WAS DEEP.
THAT WAS DEEP.Copy !req
406. HEY, THAT WAS
A GOOD MOVIE,
WASN'T IT?Copy !req
407. WELCOME TO
THE HONEYMOON'S OVER!Copy !req
408. AND NOW, YOUR HOST,Copy !req
409. BOB EUBANKS!Copy !req
410. OH!Copy !req
411. HEY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
HELLO EVERYBODY!Copy !req
412. WELCOME TO
THE HONEYMOON IS OVER.Copy !req
413. HEY, THIS IS THE SHOW WHERE
3 COUPLES COMPETECopy !req
414. FOR THE GRAND PRIZE
OF A BRAND-NEW HOUSE.Copy !req
415. SO, LET'S MEET
OUR COUPLES TODAY. READY?Copy !req
416. COUPLE #1.
THEY'RE FROM FLORIDA.Copy !req
417. THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED
FOR 5 YEARS. SAY HELLO
TO STEVE AND HANNAH HOLLAND.Copy !req
418. HI, MR. EUBANKS!Copy !req
419. HOW ARE YOU GUYS?
WELCOME TO OUR SHOW.Copy !req
420. AND NOW OUR SECOND COUPLE.
THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED
FOR 10 YEARS.Copy !req
421. CELEBRATING
THEIR 10th ANNIVERSARY,Copy !req
422. WELCOME JONATHAN
AND GEMMA GREEN.Copy !req
423. HI, BOB.Copy !req
424. WELCOME YOU GUYS.Copy !req
425. AND NOW OUR FINAL COUPLE.Copy !req
426. THEY'RE FROM RIGHT HERE
IN CHICAGO.Copy !req
427. THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR...
FOR ONE DAY?Copy !req
428. WELCOME KENAN AND KELLY
ROCKERSTER—ROCKE—ROCK—Copy !req
429. UH, HOW DO YOU SAY
YOUR LAST NAME?Copy !req
430. OH, UH...Copy !req
431. ROCKER...Copy !req
432. UH, RO-STEI—Copy !req
433. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
434. OK.Copy !req
435. NOW, BEFORE THE SHOW
WE ASKED OUR COUPLES
SOME QUESTIONSCopy !req
436. TO SEE HOW WELL THEY
REALLY KNOW EACH OTHER.Copy !req
437. FOR EVERY MATCHING ANSWER,
THEY GET POINTS.Copy !req
438. SO, IF EVERYBODY
IS READY, LET'S GO
RIGHT TO QUESTION #1,Copy !req
439. AND WE'LL START
WITH COUPLE #1.Copy !req
440. HERE'S YOUR QUESTION.
STEVE, ACCORDING TO HANNAH,Copy !req
441. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING
THING THAT YOU DO?Copy !req
442. SHE HATES IT WHEN
I MAKE THIS SOUND...Copy !req
443. BWEEGHH!Copy !req
444. SHE SAID "BWEEGHH!"Copy !req
445. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU GET 5 POINTS.Copy !req
446. LET'S GO TO COUPLE #2 NOW.Copy !req
447. JONATHAN, WHAT DO YOU
DO THAT ANNOYS GEMMA?Copy !req
448. HA HA HA!Copy !req
449. I NEVER SHOWER.Copy !req
450. HA HA HA! THAT'S CLASSY.Copy !req
451. SHE SAID, "NO,
YOU BURP TOO MUCH."Copy !req
452. I DON'T BURP.Copy !req
453. BURPER!Copy !req
454. I'M NOT A BURPER.
I DON'T BURP. BURPING MAN!Copy !req
455. KELLY!Copy !req
456. KELLY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO HIT THE OTHER HUSBANDS.Copy !req
457. [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
OH, MY BAD.Copy !req
458. KENAN, WHAT DO YOU DO
THAT REALLY ANNOYS KELLY?Copy !req
459. OH, THIS WAS EASY!Copy !req
460. KELLY HATES IT WHEN
I COME UP WITH CRAZY SCHEMES
THAT GET HER INTO TROUBLE.Copy !req
461. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!Copy !req
462. YEAH!Copy !req
463. GIVE ME THE HOUSE!
GIVE ME THE HOUSE!Copy !req
464. GIVE ME SOMEWHERE
TO LIVE IN! GIVE ME
THE HOUSE!Copy !req
465. K-K-KELLY! KELLY!Copy !req
466. WE WON! WE WON!Copy !req
467. WE DIDN'T WIN IT YET, MAN.
I MEAN, WOMAN.Copy !req
468. THAT WAS
THE FIRST QUESTION.Copy !req
469. WE'VE GOT A WHOLE GAME
TO PLAY.Copy !req
470. OH!Copy !req
471. HA HA HA!Copy !req
472. WHOO!Copy !req
473. WHOO!Copy !req
474. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
475. OH! OH! OH!Copy !req
476. AAH!Copy !req
477. WHOO!Copy !req
478. BOO!Copy !req
479. BOO!Copy !req
480. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
481. UH! UH! UH! UH!Copy !req
482. AND WELCOME BACK
TO THE HONEYMOON IS OVER.Copy !req
483. HEY, WE'VE GOT A GOOD,
CLOSE GAME GOING NOWCopy !req
484. BETWEEN THE GREENS AND
THE ROCKERSTEINBERGNER-
WHATEVER.Copy !req
485. IT'S TIME NOW
FOR OUR FINAL QUESTION,Copy !req
486. AND THIS QUESTION GOES
TO KENAN AND KELLY.
IT'S WORTH 10 POINTS.Copy !req
487. THAT MEANS IF YOU ANSWER
THIS QUESTION CORRECTLY,Copy !req
488. YOU'LL BE TODAY'S CHAMPION,Copy !req
489. AND YOU'RE GOING TO WIN
A BRAND-NEW HOUSE.Copy !req
490. SO, ARE YOU READY?Copy !req
491. READY.Copy !req
492. OK, KENAN,Copy !req
493. WHAT IS KELLY'S
FAVORITE DRINK?Copy !req
494. WELL, BOBBY...Copy !req
495. I GUESS THE ANSWER TO THAT
QUESTION WOULD HAVE TO BE...Copy !req
496. NONE OTHER THAN...Copy !req
497. ORANGE SODA!Copy !req
498. HA HA HA!Copy !req
499. YEAH! ORANGE SODA, MAN!Copy !req
500. DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?Copy !req
501. I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS BOOTH.
I AM PAYING THE BILLS.Copy !req
502. BOBBY, I GOT
TO TALK TO YOU.Copy !req
503. WE'RE HOMEOWNERS
AND STUFF NOW.Copy !req
504. LET ME TELL YOU WHAT
IT IS. IT'S ORANGE—Copy !req
505. WHAT CAMERA AM I ON?
WHICH CAMERA?
SO I CAN TELL
THE FOLKS AT HOME.Copy !req
506. WHICH CAMERA? OH.Copy !req
507. HER FAVORITE
DRINK—Copy !req
508. CAN I REITERATE
ONE MORE AGAIN—
IS ORANGE SODA!Copy !req
509. OK, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
510. KELLY, WHAT DID YOU SAY?Copy !req
511. OH. I-I'M SORRY, KENAN.Copy !req
512. "ROOT BEER."Copy !req
513. WHAT DO YOU SAY? WHAT?Copy !req
514. "ROOT BEER."Copy !req
515. KEL!Copy !req
516. WH-WH-WHAT? WHAT WERE YOU
THINKING? ROOT BEER? NO!
YOU LOVE ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
517. W-W-WELL, SEE, KENAN.Copy !req
518. KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA,Copy !req
519. BUT [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
KELLY LOVES ROOT BEER!Copy !req
520. SEE, YOU TOLD ME
TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS
ALL GIRLY.Copy !req
521. SO YOU SAID ROOT BEER?Copy !req
522. WELL, ANYWAY,
SINCE KENAN AND KELLY
MISSED THE LAST QUESTION,Copy !req
523. IT LOOKS LIKE
JONATHAN AND GEMMACopy !req
524. HAVE WON THEMSELVES
A BRAND-NEW HOUSE!Copy !req
525. YEAH!
YEAH!Copy !req