1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. OH, YEAH!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
3. WELCOMETO THECopy !req
4. KENAN & KEL SHOW.Copy !req
5. IF YOU CAME UP TO MECopy !req
6. ON THE STREET AND SAID,
"HEY, IS
YOUR NAME
ROY?"Copy !req
7. I'D SAY, "NO, MY NAME
IS KENAN!"Copy !req
8. AND IF YOU DIDN'T
ASK MY NAME,Copy !req
9. I'D PROBABLY SAY
MY NAME IS KEL!Copy !req
10. YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, NOW.Copy !req
11. WE GOT AN EXTRA
SPECIAL SHOW FOR
Y'ALL TONIGHT.Copy !req
12. BOY, I TELL YA.Copy !req
13. REALLY? WHAT'S SO
EXTRA SPECIAL ABOUT IT?Copy !req
14. TONIGHT'S SHOW
IS A CLIP SHOW.Copy !req
15. OH, A CLIP SHOW?Copy !req
16. WHAT'S A CLIP SHOW?Copy !req
17. A CLIP SHOW IS WHERE
WE SAY STUFF LIKE...Copy !req
18. "BOY, WE SURE HAVE
HAD SOME GOOD TIMES
TOGETHER."Copy !req
19. AND THEN WE STARE
OFF DREAMILY,Copy !req
20. AND THE AUDIENCE GETS
TO WATCH HIGHLIGHTS
FROM PAST EPISODES.Copy !req
21. I THINK I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
22. LET ME DEMONSTRATE.Copy !req
23. GEE, KEL, WE SURE
HAVE DONE SOME
CRAZY THINGSCopy !req
24. IN FRONT OF THIS
CURTAIN, HUH?Copy !req
25. LIKE I WAS SAYING
THEY CAME UP WITH
THE NAME KENAN & KEL
BECAUSE...Copy !req
26. ENERGIZE.
HO!Copy !req
27. OH, THAT'S
A GOOD FEELING.Copy !req
28. I LIKE THE ENERG—Copy !req
29. KENAN!Copy !req
30. I COULD DO THIS
MORE OFTEN.Copy !req
31. WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
MAN?Copy !req
32. NOOOO!Copy !req
33. KEL? KEL?Copy !req
34. KELS. THERE'S 2 OF YOU.Copy !req
35. HIT IT!Copy !req
36. IT'S RAINING
ON THE INSIDE.Copy !req
37. TOLD YA!Copy !req
38. WHY IS IT ONLY
RAINING ON YOU?Copy !req
39. BECAUSE I HAVE
AN UMBRELLA!Copy !req
40. OOH. OH. YEAH.Copy !req
41. OH. BUT KENAN...Copy !req
42. WHERE WE GOING?Copy !req
43. JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.Copy !req
44. SEE? THAT'S ALL
THERE IS TO IT.Copy !req
45. WOW. SO ALL YOU HAVE
TO DO IS SAYING SOMETHING
AND LOOK OFF LIKE THAT,Copy !req
46. AND THEN THE AUDIENCE
GET TO SEE COOL CLIPS.Copy !req
47. WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE IT A TRY?Copy !req
48. OK.Copy !req
49. HEY, MAN, REMEMBER
THAT ONE TIME?Copy !req
50. KEL?Copy !req
51. KEL? KEL!Copy !req
52. WOULD YOU STOP?
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE
OF A HIGHLIGHT.Copy !req
53. KEL, THAT NEVER
HAPPENED ON OUR SHOW.Copy !req
54. OOOHH.Copy !req
55. MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST
LEAVE THE THINKING
TO ME, HUH?Copy !req
56. WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
JUST DO THE SHOW
BY YOURSELF.Copy !req
57. YOU'RE KINDA
OVERREACTING,
AIN'T YA?Copy !req
58. NO, NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
59. YOU ALWAYS ACTING LIKE
I'M ALWAYS MESSING
EVERYTHING UP!Copy !req
60. JUST LIKE IN THESE
NEXT SET OF CLIPS!Copy !req
61. BYE, KENAN!Copy !req
62. KEL!Copy !req
63. DON'T GET SO UPSET,
MAN.Copy !req
64. UH—KEL.Copy !req
65. I'M SUPPOSED
TO RUN OFFCopy !req
66. AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO YELL AFTER ME.Copy !req
67. OOOWWW! HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
68. YEAH.Copy !req
69. WE'RE OPEN
UNTIL 8:00.Copy !req
70. OK, YOU BETTER
HURRY UP.Copy !req
71. I KNOW 8:00
ROLLS AROUND,Copy !req
72. I'M LOCKING UP
AND I'M GOING HOME.Copy !req
73. HELP!Copy !req
74. I'VE GOTTA CATCH
THE BUS AND IT'S
A LONG WAY.Copy !req
75. AH!
ALL RIGHT.
OK, BYE.Copy !req
76. HO!Copy !req
77. I—DROPPED THE SCREW—
IN THE TUNA!Copy !req
78. I—DROPPED THE SCREW—Copy !req
79. IN THE TUNA!Copy !req
80. IT WAS ME!
OH, THE HUMANITY!Copy !req
81. OH OH OH!Copy !req
82. I—DROPPED THE SCREW—Copy !req
83. IN THE TUNA!Copy !req
84. YOU'LL NEVER MAKE
THE CIRCUS, PALE FACE!Copy !req
85. AW! I'M ALL COVERED
IN DONUT!Copy !req
86. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?Copy !req
87. I DON'T THINK THAT
WAS THE LIGHT SWITCH!Copy !req
88. NO KIDDING!Copy !req
89. LET'S JUST GET
OUTTA HERE!Copy !req
90. AND WELL WORTH IT.Copy !req
91. WE'RE GIVING AWAY
THAT NICE TV
RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
92. IT'S WORTH MORE
THAN 242 BUCKS!Copy !req
93. GOT IT!Copy !req
94. LOOK, KENAN,
I GOT MY BALLOON BACK.Copy !req
95. NO WAY!I DON'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
96. ONE MINUTE WE WERE
TALKING ABOUT THE CLIP SHOW,Copy !req
97. AND THEN KEL GOT ALL MAD.Copy !req
98. WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T
BE DOING A CLIP SHOW.Copy !req
99. COME ON, SHERYL,
KIDS LOVE CLIP SHOWS.Copy !req
100. OH, HEY, ROGER,
SHERYL.Copy !req
101. HEY, KEL,
I DIDN'T MEAN
ANYTHING BEFORECopy !req
102. WHEN I SAID THAT,
YOU KNOW—Copy !req
103. KEY, CAN YOU TELL
KENAN I'M NOT TALKING
TO HIM ANYMORE.Copy !req
104. UH, KENAN, KEL'S NOT
TALKING—Copy !req
105. I HEARD HIM.Copy !req
106. UH, KEL, IF YOU'RE
NOT SPEAKING TO KENAN,Copy !req
107. THEN WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
108. WELL, I THOUGHT
I'D COME OVERCopy !req
109. AND WE'D ALL WATCH
SOME CLIPS OF
ALL THE TIMESCopy !req
110. KENANGOT US
INTO TROUBLE.Copy !req
111. THAT COULD BE
ENTERTAINING.Copy !req
112. OH, YES, IT COULD.Copy !req
113. BECAUSE SEE, KENAN'S
ALWAYS THE ONE SCHEMING
AND PLOTTING AND STUFF.Copy !req
114. ACTUALLY, KEL,
THAT'S NOT NECESSARY,
MAN.Copy !req
115. TOO LATE!Copy !req
116. I'M ALREADY STARING
OFF INTO SPACE
DREAMILY.Copy !req
117. I'M GONNA STAY HERE
AND TRY TO DELAY THINGS
AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.Copy !req
118. HOW ARE YOU GONNA
DO THAT?Copy !req
119. EH HEH, EH HEH?Copy !req
120. OH!Copy !req
121. WILL YOU STOP THAT?
WE DON'T HAVE
A LOT OF TIME.Copy !req
122. START LICKING.Copy !req
123. WHAT AM
I GONNA LICK?Copy !req
124. I DON'T KNOW,
LICK EVERYTHING. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
125. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
LEAVE A MESSAGE?Copy !req
126. I DIDN'T PRACTICE
LEAVING A MESSAGE.Copy !req
127. I THINK YOU'RE
BETTER OFF.
WHY DO YOU WANT
TO DATE THAT GIRL?Copy !req
128. HER DAD'S MEAN,
HORRIBLE JERK.Copy !req
129. MY FATHER'S THE ONE
THAT THINKS HE'S
A MEAN, HORRIBLE JERK.Copy !req
130. YOU KNOW?Copy !req
131. HA HA HA.Copy !req
132. I MEAN, ONE TIME
MY DAD SAID THAT
MR. DAWSON WAS SO DUMB,Copy !req
133. HE COULDN'T FIND
HIS FACE WITH
BOTH HANDS!Copy !req
134. OH, MAN. POP SAID
HE'S GONNA HAVECopy !req
135. MR. DAWSON'S JOB
BEFORE TOO LONG,Copy !req
136. SO HE'S JUST
WAITING UNTIL HE...Copy !req
137. HAS HIS JOB.
RIGHT, KENAN?Copy !req
138. HEY, KENAN!
HA HA!Copy !req
139. WHAT'S WRONG, KENAN?
KENAN?Copy !req
140. KENAN, WHAT'S WRONG?
KENAN—KENAN.Copy !req
141. KENAN.Copy !req
142. STOP SAYING MY NAME!Copy !req
143. WHY, KENAN?Copy !req
144. WHY DO YOU HAVE
MY JEWELRY BOX?Copy !req
145. BECAUSE I TOOK
YOUR JEWELRY BOX,
MARK...Copy !req
146. IF THAT IS
YOUR REAL NAME.Copy !req
147. YEAH.Copy !req
148. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
149. YOU WEREN'T ROBBED.
THAT WAS ME AND KEL. YEAH!Copy !req
150. MARK, HERE,
STOLE MY WATCH,Copy !req
151. SO WE WENT OVER THERE
AND STOLE HIS BOX.
AIN'T THAT RIGHT?Copy !req
152. GIVE IT TO ME.Copy !req
153. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
154. YEAH, YEAH.
SEE, HE IS A THIEF,Copy !req
155. AND I HAVE PROOF
OF IT RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
156. MY WATCH IS IN
HIS JEWELRY BOX.Copy !req
157. YEAH!Copy !req
158. I'M OUTTA HERE.Copy !req
159. NO, NO, NO, NO!
WAIT, WAIT!
PLEASE!Copy !req
160. NOW, COME ON!
I PROMISED ALL THOSE
PEOPLE OUT THERECopy !req
161. THAT THEY COULD TAKE
A PICTURE WITH YOU.Copy !req
162. WELL,
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.Copy !req
163. I KNOW,
BUT COME ON,
PLEASE.Copy !req
164. JUST DO-OO IT!Copy !req
165. GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
166. OK, NOW LISTEN UP,
EVERYBODY! LISTEN!Copy !req
167. NOW IF WE WANT TO
GET OUT OF HERE,Copy !req
168. WE GOTTA STAY FOCUSED
ON THE DOOR.Copy !req
169. OK, NOW, I'M GONNA STAND
NEXT TO THE DOOR, RIGHT?Copy !req
170. SOONER OR LATER,
SOMEBODY'S GONNA COME IN HERE,Copy !req
171. AND I-I-I'M GOING TO
MAKE SURE...Copy !req
172. THE DOOR DOESN'T CLOSE.Copy !req
173. THANKS, KEL.Copy !req
174. DID SOMEBODY
SAY SOMETHING? I—Copy !req
175. FINE! IF YOU'RE
GONNA BE THAT WAY,Copy !req
176. WELL THEN, I'M NOT
SPEAKING TO YOU NEITHER.Copy !req
177. HAH! WELL THEN,
I'M NOT SPEAKING
TO YOU EITHER!Copy !req
178. FINE!
FINE!Copy !req
179. FINE!
FINE!Copy !req
180. FINE!
FINE!Copy !req
181. FINE!
FINE!Copy !req
182. OK. WELL, SINCE
WE'RE NOT SPEAKING
TO EACH OTHER ANYMORE,Copy !req
183. THEN YOU CAN
HAVE YOUR STUPID
BOWLING BALL BACK.
UGH!Copy !req
184. OOHHH!Copy !req
185. ARE YOU OK,
HONEY?Copy !req
186. YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
THAT BOY HAS CAUSED ME PAIN?Copy !req
187. 6?Copy !req
188. NO. IT'S BEEN
A LOT MORE THAN THAT.Copy !req
189. OOH, THIS IS HOT!Copy !req
190. HEY!Copy !req
191. AAHHH!Copy !req
192. OW!Copy !req
193. MAN!Copy !req
194. WAKE UP!Copy !req
195. WAKE UP!Copy !req
196. AAAAHHHH!Copy !req
197. AAAHH!Copy !req
198. HA HA HA!Copy !req
199. OH, NO! KENAN!Copy !req
200. HEY, CHRIS.Copy !req
201. HEY, KEL.Copy !req
202. OHH! WHOO!Copy !req
203. WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
204. KEL, I HATE TO
INTERRUPT YOU, BUT—Copy !req
205. DON'T YOU EVER GET
TIRED OF THAT?Copy !req
206. TIRED OF WHAT?Copy !req
207. TH-THE WHOLE
ORANGE SODA THING.Copy !req
208. WHAT ORANGE SODA
THING?Copy !req
209. MAYBE I SHOULD
SHOW YOU...Copy !req
210. THESE CLIPS.Copy !req
211. WOW.Copy !req
212. OH! OH!Copy !req
213. WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
214. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
215. KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
216. IS IT TRUE?Copy !req
217. MM-HMM!Copy !req
218. I DO, I DO, I DO,
I DO, I DO...Copy !req
219. KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
220. IS THIS TRUE?Copy !req
221. Kenan and Kel:
MM-HMM.Copy !req
222. I DO, I DO, I DO,
I DOO-OO!Copy !req
223. TO TURN YOUR INSIDES
BRIGHT ORANGE,Copy !req
224. YOU'D HAVE TO DRINK
4 OR 5 GALLONS OF
ORANGE SODA EVERY DAY.Copy !req
225. YEAH, DOC.
SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT?Copy !req
226. NOW, WE MUST DRINK ME.Copy !req
227. WHO SAID THAT?Copy !req
228. IT'S ME,
THE ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
229. I WANT YOU
TO DRINK ME.Copy !req
230. BUT—BUT ORANGE SODA
BOTTLES CAN'T TALK.Copy !req
231. YES, WE CAN.
OPEN ME UP.Copy !req
232. TASTE MY
ORANGE GOODNESS.Copy !req
233. OK.Copy !req
234. COME TO PAPA.
THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
235. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
PAY FOR THAT.Copy !req
236. PFFFFTT!Copy !req
237. WHAT?Copy !req
238. I MUST DRINK
THE ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
239. NOOO!Copy !req
240. AAAHHHH!Copy !req
241. OOOHH! OOOHH!Copy !req
242. HEY, WHAT CAN I SAY?
KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
243. CAN I HAVE
A COPY OF THAT?Copy !req
244. ALL RIGHT, MAN.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER,
CHRIS.Copy !req
245. W-W-WAIT. AREN'T YOU
GONNA HANG OUT UNTIL
KENAN GETS HERE?Copy !req
246. UH—Copy !req
247. KENAN AND I ARE NOT
FRIENDS ANYMORE.Copy !req
248. WHAT?Copy !req
249. KENAN AND I ARE NOT
FRIENDS ANYMORE!Copy !req
250. I HEARD YOU.
I'M JUST SHOCKED
THAT YOU AND KENAN
AREN'T FRIENDS.Copy !req
251. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
252. WELL, BASICALLY,
HE STARTED—Copy !req
253. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
DON'T TELL ME.
LET ME GUESS.Copy !req
254. YOU AND KENAN ARE
FIGHTING OVER A GIRL.Copy !req
255. WHY WOULD YOU
THINK THAT?Copy !req
256. BECAUSE, WHENEVER
A GIRL IS INVOLVED,Copy !req
257. NOTHING EVER
GOES RIGHT.Copy !req
258. HERE, HERE,
LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
259. CHRIS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
WATCH A TAPE OF HIGHLIGHTSCopy !req
260. OF KENAN AND I WITH GIRLS.Copy !req
261. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
LOOK OFF IN THE DISTANCE,
DREAMILY.Copy !req
262. COME ON,
DO IT WITH ME,Copy !req
263. HI.Copy !req
264. HELLO!Copy !req
265. CUTE FEET.Copy !req
266. THANKS.Copy !req
267. SO WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
268. LEANNE.Copy !req
269. LEANNE!Copy !req
270. MM-HMM!Copy !req
271. LISTEN. CAN ONE OF
YOU GUYS TELL MECopy !req
272. WHERE I MIGHT BE ABLE
TO FIND THE ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
273. YOU LIKE
ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
274. OH, I LOVE ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
275. I LOVE ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
276. WELL, THIS IS A CONVERSATION
YOU DON'T HEAR EVERY DAY.Copy !req
277. I'M NOT READY
TO CALL HER YET.Copy !req
278. I NEED THE PRACTICE.Copy !req
279. HERE. YOU BE AMY.Copy !req
280. WHO ARE YOU GONNA BE?Copy !req
281. ME!
I'LL BE ME.Copy !req
282. OK, COOL.Copy !req
283. RING!Copy !req
284. RING!Copy !req
285. RING!Copy !req
286. MAN, PICK UP THE SHOE!Copy !req
287. OH. OK.Copy !req
288. HELLO.Copy !req
289. UH, YES, YES.
IS THIS AMY?Copy !req
290. YES, IT IS.Copy !req
291. OH. HI, THIS IS KENAN.Copy !req
292. OH, KENAN!
WAIT, WAIT.Copy !req
293. LET ME GET OUT
THE OTHER SHOE.Copy !req
294. GIRL! GUESS WHO
ON THE LINE!Copy !req
295. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
296. HEY, KENAN.Copy !req
297. WHAT?Copy !req
298. THAT ROOTIE WAS
KINDA CUTE, HUH?Copy !req
299. OH, YEAH, SHE'S FINE.Copy !req
300. I THINK SHE LIKED ME, TOO.
YOU SAW HER CHECKING ME OUT.Copy !req
301. HA HA! YOU SHOULD
ASK HER OUT.Copy !req
302. NO, MAN. SHE'LL PROBABLY
ASK ME OUT FIRST.Copy !req
303. YEAH, SHE DID LOOK
PRETTY DESPERATE.Copy !req
304. YEAH. BUT I TELL YOU
ONE THING,Copy !req
305. IF I DOGO OUT
WITH HER, MAN,Copy !req
306. I AM NOT WEARING THESE
STUPID, UGLY RICE PANTS.Copy !req
307. YOU KNOW, FOR SOMEBODY
THAT WORKS IN A CLOTHING STORE,Copy !req
308. SHE SURE HAS BAD TASTE
IN CLOTHING.Copy !req
309. LOOK, ALFONSE,
I DIDN'T TAKE
THE NUMBER 4 BUSCopy !req
310. ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE
TO GET STOOD UP.Copy !req
311. NOW YOU DATE ME!Copy !req
312. YOU KNOW, ALFONSE,
SHE DOES HAVE A POINT.Copy !req
313. I MEAN, THE NUMBER 4 BUS
IS NO PICNIC.Copy !req
314. QUIET, KEL!Copy !req
315. HAVE YOU RODE
THE NUMBER 4 BUS
LATELY?Copy !req
316. STICKY BUS.Copy !req
317. BOY, LOOK AT KEL
AND THAT OLD LADY...Copy !req
318. KENAN. YOU WERE
THE SPECIAL GUYCopy !req
319. I WANTED TO GO
TO THE DANCE WITH
ALL ALONG.Copy !req
320. I WAS?Copy !req
321. YOU MEAN—
I'M THE SPECIAL GUY?Copy !req
322. DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY.
I MEAN, YOU AREN'T
ALL THAT SPECIAL.Copy !req
323. WE'RE GONNA SLOW IT DOWN
FOR THE SWEETHEARTS IN
THE HOUSE TONIGHT.Copy !req
324. WOULD YOU LIKE
TO DANCE?Copy !req
325. I THOUGHT YOU'D
NEVER ASK.Copy !req
326. Man speaking: HEY, KENAN,
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
TAMILIA TO ME.Copy !req
327. MIND YOUR BUSINESS.Copy !req
328. KENAN, WHEN DID
YOU GET HERE?Copy !req
329. OH, I CAME IN DURING
THE LAST SET OF HIGHLIGHTS.Copy !req
330. AND UH,
FOR THE RECORD, CHRIS,Copy !req
331. KEL AND I AREN'T
FIGHTING OVER A GIRL.Copy !req
332. WE'RE FIGHTING 'CAUSE
KEL BEING A BIG OL'
BABY.Copy !req
333. KEL'S BEING A BIG OL' BABY.Copy !req
334. STOP IT!Copy !req
335. STOP IT!Copy !req
336. KEL! GET OUTTA HERE,
AND NEVER COME BACK!Copy !req
337. KEL, GET OUTTA HERE
AND NEVER COME BACK!Copy !req
338. OH—OH.Copy !req
339. OH, THAT'S WHAT
YOU WANT, HUH?Copy !req
340. NOW YOU WANT ME
TO GET OUTTA HERE
AND NEVER COME BACK!Copy !req
341. WELL, YOU'RE GONNA
GET WHAT YOU WANT.
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
342. I'M LEAVING AND NEVER
COMING BACK!Copy !req
343. GOOD! WHO NEEDS YA!Copy !req
344. THAT WAS PRETTY DRAMATIC.Copy !req
345. YOU THINK YOU GUYS
ARE EVER GONNA MAKE UP?Copy !req
346. MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.Copy !req
347. BUT I GUESS
WE'LL HAVE TO WAITCopy !req
348. UNTIL AFTER
THE COMMERCIALS
TO FIND OUT.Copy !req
349. OH, COMMERCIALS.Copy !req
350. ROCKMORES!Copy !req
351. HEY, MAN, Y'ALL
DIDN'T INSTALL NO
ORANGE SODA MACHINE
UP IN HERE!Copy !req
352. OH, WHERE'D YOU PUT
THE ORANGE SODA MACHINE?Copy !req
353. KEL, THERE IS NO
ORANGE SODA MACHINE.Copy !req
354. WE JUST SAID THAT
TO GET YOU OVER HERE.Copy !req
355. WHAT A CRUEL
THING TO DO.Copy !req
356. GOOD MORNING,
PARENTS.Copy !req
357. WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?Copy !req
358. HEY, TRUST ME,
I DON'T WANNA
BE HERE.Copy !req
359. WE WANTED TO GET
YOU BOYS TOGETHERCopy !req
360. SO WE COULD WORK
THIS THING OUT.Copy !req
361. NO, THANKS.Copy !req
362. I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT,
SO—Copy !req
363. AND WE FIGURED
SINCE YOU CAN'T SEEM
TO WORK THINGS OUT
YOURSELVESCopy !req
364. AND YOU'RE NOT
GONNA LISTEN TO US,Copy !req
365. THEN MAYBE YOU'D
LISTEN TO...Copy !req
366. A FIREMAN!Copy !req
367. HOW'RE YOU DOIN',
FELLAS.Copy !req
368. IS THAT A FIREMAN?Copy !req
369. YOU KNOW, WITH MY
EXPERIENCES AS A FIREMAN,Copy !req
370. I KNOW YOU SOMETIMES
FIGHT WITH PEOPLE THAT
YOU LOVE THE MOST.Copy !req
371. WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT IT?Copy !req
372. WELL, ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS TAKE A MOMENT AND—Copy !req
373. THINK OF THE GOOD
TIMES YOU'VE HAD
WITH THAT PERSON.Copy !req
374. WELL, THAT'S
AN IDEA.Copy !req
375. WHADDYA SAY WE ALL
GIVE IT A TRY?Copy !req
376. WHOA!Copy !req
377. OH, WE JUST MADE A DATE
WITH 2 FINE GIRLS!Copy !req
378. I KNOW! OHHH!
IT'S A HAPPY DAY!Copy !req
379. OHH! HAPPY! HAPPY!Copy !req
380. HELLO. OH!Copy !req
381. WE'RE JUST PRACTICING
THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER.Copy !req
382. YEAH, JUST IN CASE
ONE OF YOU GUYS
CHOKE ON OUR DATE.
HA HA!Copy !req
383. RIGHT.Copy !req
384. AND JAKE HAS IT...!Copy !req
385. YOU TWO,
PLEASE, PLEASE!Copy !req
386. I NEED ONE OF YOU
TO BE SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
387. WHAT?Copy !req
388. PLEASE, I HAVE
50 IRATE PARENTS
AND CHILDREN OVER HERE—Copy !req
389. DEMANDING!--TO SEE
SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
390. I CAN'T BE
SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
391. YES. YOU COULD
HELP ME—Copy !req
392. I'LL PAY YOU $100.Copy !req
393. WHAT CAN SANTA BRING YOU
FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR?Copy !req
394. I WANT A TUBA PHONE.Copy !req
395. YEAH! GOOD CALL!
HA HA!Copy !req
396. THANKS, ELF.Copy !req
397. I GOTCHA.Copy !req
398. OK, I'M GONNA GET IN.Copy !req
399. OOH.Copy !req
400. HELPING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
401. THAT'S NOT HELPING.Copy !req
402. WE CAN GET INTO
A LOT OF TROUBLE
DOING THIS.Copy !req
403. I KNOW THAT, KEL.Copy !req
404. ALMOST GOT IT,
ALMOST—WHOOP!Copy !req
405. YOU'RE GONNA
MAKE US FALL!Copy !req
406. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
407. NOOOOO!Copy !req
408. OH!Copy !req
409. AH!Copy !req
410. DD-DD-DD-DD-DD!Copy !req
411. MAN, WHY ARE WE
WATCHING A SPANISH
SOAP OPERA?Copy !req
412. DO YOU EVEN KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
413. YES, I KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON!Copy !req
414. HECTOR JUST DUMPED
JUANITA FOR CONSUELO,Copy !req
415. WHO HE THOUGHT WAS
LOST IN THE JUNGLE,Copy !req
416. BUT ACTUALLY, IT WAS
HER EVIL TWIN SISTER,
RENA.Copy !req
417. WHAT?Copy !req
418. COME ON, KEL!Copy !req
419. DA DA-DA-DA-DA
DA DA DA!Copy !req
420. HOW DO I LOOK?Copy !req
421. RIDICULOUS.
WHO ARE YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE?Copy !req
422. BETTY THE POODLE PIXIE!Copy !req
423. UH-HUH. WELL,
COME ON, PIXIE,Copy !req
424. LET'S JUST FIND MY COMIC
AND GET OUTTA HERE.Copy !req
425. YEAH.Copy !req
426. JUST IMAGINE,
IN A COUPLE OF HOURS,Copy !req
427. WE'RE GONNA BE
CRUISIN' IN OUR
NEW CAR.Copy !req
428. HA HA HA!Copy !req
429. [IMITATING
STARTING UP CAR]
WH-NE-NE-NE-NE-NE-NE!Copy !req
430. RE-NE-NE-NE-NE-NE!
PPPFHHH!Copy !req
431. OH!Copy !req
432. MMMRRRRRRHHH!Copy !req
433. NICE DAY FOR
A DRIVE, AIN'T IT?
HA HA.Copy !req
434. LOOK AT THOSE PEOPLE
WAITING FOR THE BUS.Copy !req
435. CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
436. HEY, WANT A RIDE?
GET A CAR!Copy !req
437. HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
438. WA-WAIT.
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.Copy !req
439. WATCH OUT!Copy !req
440. HEY, LEARN HOW
TO DRIVE!Copy !req
441. YEAH, LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!
WHAT YOU DOING?Copy !req
442. OW!Copy !req
443. GET FUNKY.Copy !req
444. SOUNDS HOT! YES.Copy !req
445. FUNK IS GOOD.Copy !req
446. I FEEL GOOD.Copy !req
447. OW!Copy !req
448. WHOO!Copy !req
449. CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
450. YOUR CORRECT SCORE
IS 90.Copy !req
451. AH! I'M A GENIUS.Copy !req
452. YOU DID NOT GET
A 96.Copy !req
453. I DIDN'T?Copy !req
454. NO. ACTUALLY—
YOU GOT A 98.Copy !req
455. AAAHHH!Copy !req
456. WOO-HOO! MAN,
MY BRAIN IS
SO POWERFUL!Copy !req
457. I BET I CAN BREAK
THIS DESK WITH IT.
AAH!Copy !req
458. GOOD NIGHT, BOYS.
YOU SHOULD BOTH BE
VERY PROUD OF YOUR SCORES.Copy !req
459. THANK YOU! WOO-HOO!Copy !req
460. YEAH! WE'RE BOTH A GENIUS!Copy !req
461. OH, THANK YOU,
MR. FIREMAN.Copy !req
462. MY PLEASURE.Copy !req
463. OH. HEY, UH, SINCE THIS
IS A CLIP SHOW,Copy !req
464. IS IT OK IF I SHOW
SOME CLIPS OF ME
FIGHTING FIRES?Copy !req
465. I THINK WE NEED
TO WATCH THOSE OUTSIDECopy !req
466. AND LEAVE THE BOYS
ALONE, OK?Copy !req
467. BUT I WANTED
EVERYONE TO SEE 'EM.Copy !req
468. YOU KNOW, THAT
FIREMAN'S RIGHT.Copy !req
469. WE HAVE HAD SOME
PRETTY GOOD TIMES
TOGETHER.Copy !req
470. YEAH.
WE SURE HAVE.Copy !req
471. WELL, LOOK, KEL—
UH—I'M SORRY.Copy !req
472. NO, NO, NO, MAN.
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
473. I MEAN, IT WAS
ALL MY FAULT.Copy !req
474. I WAS ACTING LIKE
A BIG BABY.Copy !req
475. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
476. YEAH, FRIENDS, MAN.Copy !req
477. YOU'RE MY BOY,
MAN.Copy !req
478. I'M SORRY.
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
479. I'M SORRY WHAT
I DONE, DONE.Copy !req
480. WHOO!Copy !req
481. PHEW!Copy !req
482. HEY, MAN.
REMEMBER THAT TIME
THE FIREMAN CAMECopy !req
483. AND SAVED
OUR FRIENDSHIP?Copy !req
484. WELL, YEAH.
I MEAN, THAT WAS
JUST—Copy !req
485. WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
IS TAKE THE MOMENT AND—
THINK OF THE GOOD TIMES—Copy !req
486. KEL!
WHAT?Copy !req
487. THAT JUST HAPPENED.Copy !req
488. I KNOW.
WANNA SEE IT AGAIN?Copy !req
489. NO, NO, NO, NO.
I GOT A BETTER IDEA.Copy !req
490. LET'S JUMP IN FRONT
OF THOSE CURTAINS
AND FINISH THE SHOW.Copy !req
491. GREAT IDEA, MAN.
COME ON.Copy !req
492. THANK YOU.Copy !req
493. THANK YOU.Copy !req
494. WELL, THAT WAS
OUR CLIP SHOW.Copy !req
495. DID YOU ALL
ENJOY IT?Copy !req
496. ALL RIGHT.
HA HA.Copy !req
497. KENAN, YOU KNOW HOW
AT THE END OF THE SHOWCopy !req
498. YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING ME
TO GRAB STUFF AND
MEET YOU SOMEWHERE?Copy !req
499. YEAH.
WHAT ABOUT IT?Copy !req
500. JUST WATCH.Copy !req
501. GRAB TWO SHOVELS
AND SOME COCONUTS—Copy !req
502. PEANUT BUTTER
AND SOME SNOW SHOES—Copy !req
503. CHEDDAR CHEESE,
SOME SWISS CHEESE,
AND SOME MACARONI
AND CHEESE—Copy !req
504. A SEAL, SOME VEAL,
AND SHAQUILLE O'NEAL—Copy !req
505. A SURFBOARD AND SOME
BUG SPRAY—Copy !req
506. SOME CHEERLEADERS
AND SOME CHEERLEADERS.Copy !req
507. A CLOWN, A FLAGPOLE,
AND A SUBMARINE—Copy !req
508. MM.
A SPICE GIRLCopy !req
509. AND A SPICY BURRITO-TO—Copy !req
510. A WALRUS, AND ONE OF
THEM LITTLE ROUND
STICKY THINGS—Copy !req
511. TWO DOZEN
ASSORTED DONUTSCopy !req
512. AND AN AARDVARK.Copy !req
513. SOME BREAD, SOME STICKS,
AND SOME BREADSTICKS.Copy !req
514. A DRUMSTICK
AND A MANNEQUIN—Copy !req
515. 12 POUNDS OF ICE
AND A KNOCKWURST.Copy !req
516. A TALKY TOWEL AND
A THROAT LOZENGE—Copy !req
517. A BRAIN-,
A HEART, AND SOME COURAGE.Copy !req
518. A BICYCLE PUMP,
A WHITE PICKET FENCE,Copy !req
519. A MAGIC FLUTE,
ONE OF THEM LITTLE
BITTY BLUE THINGS,Copy !req
520. A POUND OF BUTTER,
A PADDY MILL, ALARM,
BRYANT GUMBEL,Copy !req
521. AND A BUNCH OF
ASSORTED COOKIES
AND OTHER THINGS
WE CAN SNACK ON,Copy !req
522. AND MEET ME
AT THE CIRCUS!Copy !req
523. OK. WHAT DID WE WATCH
THAT CLIP FOR?Copy !req
524. HEY, WELL, MAN.
SINCE YOU'RE MY
BEST FRIEND AND ALL,Copy !req
525. I GOT YOU EVERYTHING
YOU ASKED FOR.Copy !req
526. WOW!
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU DID THIS.Copy !req
527. OH! IT WAS NOTHING.Copy !req
528. YOU KNOW,
THAT GIVES ME
143 IDEAS.Copy !req
529. KEL, WHY DON'T YOU
GRAB ALL THAT STUFF
AND, UH,Copy !req
530. MEET ME BACK HERE
IN A HALF AN HOUR.Copy !req
531. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
532. BUT-BUT-BUT-BUT,
KENAN!Copy !req
533. DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY
"AW, HERE IT GOES,"Copy !req
534. OR DO YOU WANT ME
TO RUN A WHOLE BUNCH
OF CLIPS OF ME SAYING IT?Copy !req
535. KENAN?Copy !req
536. KENAN!Copy !req
537. AW, HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
538. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
BY NICKELODEON
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
539. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
540. WHY?Copy !req