1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. OH, YEAH!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
3. WELCOMETO THECopy !req
4. KENAN & KEL SHOW.Copy !req
5. IF YOU CAME UP TO MECopy !req
6. I'D SAY, "NO, MY NAME
IS KENAN!"Copy !req
7. AND IF YOU DIDN'T
ASK MY NAME,Copy !req
8. I'D PROBABLY SAY
MY NAME IS KEL!Copy !req
9. YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, NOW.Copy !req
10. WE GOT AN EXTRA
SPECIAL SHOW FOR
Y'ALL TONIGHT.Copy !req
11. BOY, I TELL YA.Copy !req
12. REALLY? WHAT'S SO
EXTRA SPECIAL ABOUT IT?Copy !req
13. TONIGHT'S SHOW
IS A CLIP SHOW.Copy !req
14. OH, A CLIP SHOW?Copy !req
15. WHAT'S A CLIP SHOW?Copy !req
16. A CLIP SHOW IS WHERE
WE SAY STUFF LIKE...Copy !req
17. "BOY, WE SURE HAVE
HAD SOME GOOD TIMES
TOGETHER."Copy !req
18. AND THEN WE STARE
OFF DREAMILY,Copy !req
19. AND THE AUDIENCE GETS
TO WATCH HIGHLIGHTS
FROM PAST EPISODES.Copy !req
20. I THINK I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
21. LET ME DEMONSTRATE.Copy !req
22. GEE, KEL, WE SURE
HAVE DONE SOME
CRAZY THINGSCopy !req
23. IN FRONT OF THIS
CURTAIN, HUH?Copy !req
24. ENERGIZE.
HO!Copy !req
25. OH, THAT'S
A GOOD FEELING.Copy !req
26. I LIKE THE ENERG—Copy !req
27. KENAN!Copy !req
28. I COULD DO THIS
MORE OFTEN.Copy !req
29. WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
MAN?Copy !req
30. NOOOO!Copy !req
31. KEL? KEL?Copy !req
32. KELS. THERE'S 2 OF YOU.Copy !req
33. HIT IT!Copy !req
34. IT'S RAINING
ON THE INSIDE.Copy !req
35. TOLD YA!Copy !req
36. WHY IS IT ONLY
RAINING ON YOU?Copy !req
37. BECAUSE I HAVE
AN UMBRELLA!Copy !req
38. OOH. OH. YEAH.Copy !req
39. OH. BUT KENAN...Copy !req
40. WHERE WE GOING?Copy !req
41. JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.Copy !req
42. SEE? THAT'S ALL
THERE IS TO IT.Copy !req
43. WOW. SO ALL YOU HAVE
TO DO IS SAYING SOMETHING
AND LOOK OFF LIKE THAT,Copy !req
44. AND THEN THE AUDIENCE
GET TO SEE COOL CLIPS.Copy !req
45. WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE IT A TRY?Copy !req
46. OK.Copy !req
47. HEY, MAN, REMEMBER
THAT ONE TIME?Copy !req
48. KEL?Copy !req
49. KEL? KEL!Copy !req
50. WOULD YOU STOP?
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE
OF A HIGHLIGHT.Copy !req
51. KEL, THAT NEVER
HAPPENED ON OUR SHOW.Copy !req
52. OOOHH.Copy !req
53. MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST
LEAVE THE THINKING
TO ME, HUH?Copy !req
54. WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
JUST DO THE SHOW
BY YOURSELF.Copy !req
55. YOU'RE KINDA
OVERREACTING,
AIN'T YA?Copy !req
56. NO, NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
57. YOU ALWAYS ACTING LIKE
I'M ALWAYS MESSING
EVERYTHING UP!Copy !req
58. JUST LIKE IN THESE
NEXT SET OF CLIPS!Copy !req
59. BYE, KENAN!Copy !req
60. KEL!Copy !req
61. DON'T GET SO UPSET,
MAN.Copy !req
62. UH—KEL.Copy !req
63. I'M SUPPOSED
TO RUN OFFCopy !req
64. AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO YELL AFTER ME.Copy !req
65. OOOWWW! HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
66. YEAH.Copy !req
67. WE'RE OPEN
UNTIL 8:00.Copy !req
68. OK, YOU BETTER
HURRY UP.Copy !req
69. I KNOW 8:00
ROLLS AROUND,Copy !req
70. I'M LOCKING UP
AND I'M GOING HOME.Copy !req
71. HELP!Copy !req
72. I'VE GOTTA CATCH
THE BUS AND IT'S
A LONG WAY.Copy !req
73. AH!
ALL RIGHT.
OK, BYE.Copy !req
74. HO!Copy !req
75. I—DROPPED THE SCREW—
IN THE TUNA!Copy !req
76. I—DROPPED THE SCREW—Copy !req
77. IN THE TUNA!Copy !req
78. IT WAS ME!
OH, THE HUMANITY!Copy !req
79. OH OH OH!Copy !req
80. I—DROPPED THE SCREW—Copy !req
81. IN THE TUNA!Copy !req
82. YOU'LL NEVER MAKE
THE CIRCUS, PALE FACE!Copy !req
83. AW! I'M ALL COVERED
IN DONUT!Copy !req
84. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?Copy !req
85. I DON'T THINK THAT
WAS THE LIGHT SWITCH!Copy !req
86. NO KIDDING!Copy !req
87. LET'S JUST GET
OUTTA HERE!Copy !req
88. AND WELL WORTH IT.Copy !req
89. WE'RE GIVING AWAY
THAT NICE TV
RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
90. IT'S WORTH MORE
THAN 242 BUCKS!Copy !req
91. GOT IT!Copy !req
92. LOOK, KENAN,
I GOT MY BALLOON BACK.Copy !req
93. NO WAY!I DON'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
94. ONE MINUTE WE WERE
TALKING ABOUT THE CLIP SHOW,Copy !req
95. AND THEN KEL GOT ALL MAD.Copy !req
96. WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T
BE DOING A CLIP SHOW.Copy !req
97. COME ON, SHERYL,
KIDS LOVE CLIP SHOWS.Copy !req
98. OH, HEY, ROGER,
SHERYL.Copy !req
99. HEY, KEL,
I DIDN'T MEAN
ANYTHING BEFORECopy !req
100. WHEN I SAID THAT,
YOU KNOW—Copy !req
101. KEY, CAN YOU TELL
KENAN I'M NOT TALKING
TO HIM ANYMORE.Copy !req
102. UH, KENAN, KEL'S NOT
TALKING—Copy !req
103. I HEARD HIM.Copy !req
104. UH, KEL, IF YOU'RE
NOT SPEAKING TO KENAN,Copy !req
105. THEN WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
106. WELL, I THOUGHT
I'D COME OVERCopy !req
107. AND WE'D ALL WATCH
SOME CLIPS OF
ALL THE TIMESCopy !req
108. KENANGOT US
INTO TROUBLE.Copy !req
109. THAT COULD BE
ENTERTAINING.Copy !req
110. OH, YES, IT COULD.Copy !req
111. BECAUSE SEE, KENAN'S
ALWAYS THE ONE SCHEMING
AND PLOTTING AND STUFF.Copy !req
112. ACTUALLY, KEL,
THAT'S NOT NECESSARY,
MAN.Copy !req
113. TOO LATE!Copy !req
114. I'M ALREADY STARING
OFF INTO SPACE
DREAMILY.Copy !req
115. I'M GONNA STAY HERE
AND TRY TO DELAY THINGS
AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.Copy !req
116. HOW ARE YOU GONNA
DO THAT?Copy !req
117. EH HEH, EH HEH?Copy !req
118. OH!Copy !req
119. WILL YOU STOP THAT?
WE DON'T HAVE
A LOT OF TIME.Copy !req
120. START LICKING.Copy !req
121. WHAT AM
I GONNA LICK?Copy !req
122. I DON'T KNOW,
LICK EVERYTHING. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
123. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
LEAVE A MESSAGE?Copy !req
124. I DIDN'T PRACTICE
LEAVING A MESSAGE.Copy !req
125. HER DAD'S MEAN,
HORRIBLE JERK.Copy !req
126. MY FATHER'S THE ONE
THAT THINKS HE'S
A MEAN, HORRIBLE JERK.Copy !req
127. YOU KNOW?Copy !req
128. HA HA HA.Copy !req
129. I MEAN, ONE TIME
MY DAD SAID THAT
MR. DAWSON WAS SO DUMB,Copy !req
130. HE COULDN'T FIND
HIS FACE WITH
BOTH HANDS!Copy !req
131. OH, MAN. POP SAID
HE'S GONNA HAVECopy !req
132. MR. DAWSON'S JOB
BEFORE TOO LONG,Copy !req
133. SO HE'S JUST
WAITING UNTIL HE...Copy !req
134. HAS HIS JOB.
RIGHT, KENAN?Copy !req
135. HEY, KENAN!
HA HA!Copy !req
136. WHAT'S WRONG, KENAN?
KENAN?Copy !req
137. KENAN, WHAT'S WRONG?
KENAN—KENAN.Copy !req
138. KENAN.Copy !req
139. STOP SAYING MY NAME!Copy !req
140. WHY, KENAN?Copy !req
141. WHY DO YOU HAVE
MY JEWELRY BOX?Copy !req
142. BECAUSE I TOOK
YOUR JEWELRY BOX,
MARK...Copy !req
143. IF THAT IS
YOUR REAL NAME.Copy !req
144. YEAH.Copy !req
145. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
146. YOU WEREN'T ROBBED.
THAT WAS ME AND KEL. YEAH!Copy !req
147. MARK, HERE,
STOLE MY WATCH,Copy !req
148. SO WE WENT OVER THERE
AND STOLE HIS BOX.
AIN'T THAT RIGHT?Copy !req
149. GIVE IT TO ME.Copy !req
150. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
151. YEAH, YEAH.
SEE, HE IS A THIEF,Copy !req
152. AND I HAVE PROOF
OF IT RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
153. MY WATCH IS IN
HIS JEWELRY BOX.Copy !req
154. YEAH!Copy !req
155. I'M OUTTA HERE.Copy !req
156. NO, NO, NO, NO!
WAIT, WAIT!
PLEASE!Copy !req
157. NOW, COME ON!
I PROMISED ALL THOSE
PEOPLE OUT THERECopy !req
158. THAT THEY COULD TAKE
A PICTURE WITH YOU.Copy !req
159. WELL,
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.Copy !req
160. I KNOW,
BUT COME ON,
PLEASE.Copy !req
161. JUST DO-OO IT!Copy !req
162. GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
163. OK, NOW LISTEN UP,
EVERYBODY! LISTEN!Copy !req
164. NOW IF WE WANT TO
GET OUT OF HERE,Copy !req
165. WE GOTTA STAY FOCUSED
ON THE DOOR.Copy !req
166. OK, NOW, I'M GONNA STAND
NEXT TO THE DOOR, RIGHT?Copy !req
167. SOONER OR LATER,
SOMEBODY'S GONNA COME IN HERE,Copy !req
168. AND I-I-I'M GOING TO
MAKE SURE...Copy !req
169. THE DOOR DOESN'T CLOSE.Copy !req
170. THANKS, KEL.Copy !req
171. DID SOMEBODY
SAY SOMETHING? I—Copy !req
172. FINE! IF YOU'RE
GONNA BE THAT WAY,Copy !req
173. WELL THEN, I'M NOT
SPEAKING TO YOU NEITHER.Copy !req
174. HAH! WELL THEN,
I'M NOT SPEAKING
TO YOU EITHER!Copy !req
175. FINE!
FINE!Copy !req
176. FINE!
FINE!Copy !req
177. FINE!
FINE!Copy !req
178. FINE!
FINE!Copy !req
179. OK. WELL, SINCE
WE'RE NOT SPEAKING
TO EACH OTHER ANYMORE,Copy !req
180. OOHHH!Copy !req
181. ARE YOU OK,
HONEY?Copy !req
182. YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
THAT BOY HAS CAUSED ME PAIN?Copy !req
183. 6?Copy !req
184. NO. IT'S BEEN
A LOT MORE THAN THAT.Copy !req
185. OOH, THIS IS HOT!Copy !req
186. HEY!Copy !req
187. AAHHH!Copy !req
188. OW!Copy !req
189. MAN!Copy !req
190. WAKE UP!Copy !req
191. WAKE UP!Copy !req
192. AAAAHHHH!Copy !req
193. AAAHH!Copy !req
194. HA HA HA!Copy !req
195. OH, NO! KENAN!Copy !req
196. HEY, CHRIS.Copy !req
197. HEY, KEL.Copy !req
198. OHH! WHOO!Copy !req
199. WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
200. KEL, I HATE TO
INTERRUPT YOU, BUT—Copy !req
201. DON'T YOU EVER GET
TIRED OF THAT?Copy !req
202. TIRED OF WHAT?Copy !req
203. TH-THE WHOLE
ORANGE SODA THING.Copy !req
204. WHAT ORANGE SODA
THING?Copy !req
205. MAYBE I SHOULD
SHOW YOU...Copy !req
206. THESE CLIPS.Copy !req
207. WOW.Copy !req
208. OH! OH!Copy !req
209. WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
210. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
211. KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
212. IS IT TRUE?Copy !req
213. MM-HMM!Copy !req
214. I DO, I DO, I DO,
I DO, I DO...Copy !req
215. KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
216. IS THIS TRUE?Copy !req
217. Kenan and Kel:
MM-HMM.Copy !req
218. I DO, I DO, I DO,
I DOO-OO!Copy !req
219. TO TURN YOUR INSIDES
BRIGHT ORANGE,Copy !req
220. YOU'D HAVE TO DRINK
4 OR 5 GALLONS OF
ORANGE SODA EVERY DAY.Copy !req
221. YEAH, DOC.
SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT?Copy !req
222. NOW, WE MUST DRINK ME.Copy !req
223. WHO SAID THAT?Copy !req
224. IT'S ME,
THE ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
225. I WANT YOU
TO DRINK ME.Copy !req
226. BUT—BUT ORANGE SODA
BOTTLES CAN'T TALK.Copy !req
227. YES, WE CAN.
OPEN ME UP.Copy !req
228. TASTE MY
ORANGE GOODNESS.Copy !req
229. OK.Copy !req
230. COME TO PAPA.
THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
231. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
PAY FOR THAT.Copy !req
232. PFFFFTT!Copy !req
233. WHAT?Copy !req
234. I MUST DRINK
THE ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
235. NOOO!Copy !req
236. AAAHHHH!Copy !req
237. OOOHH! OOOHH!Copy !req
238. HEY, WHAT CAN I SAY?
KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
239. CAN I HAVE
A COPY OF THAT?Copy !req
240. ALL RIGHT, MAN.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER,
CHRIS.Copy !req
241. W-W-WAIT. AREN'T YOU
GONNA HANG OUT UNTIL
KENAN GETS HERE?Copy !req
242. UH—Copy !req
243. KENAN AND I ARE NOT
FRIENDS ANYMORE.Copy !req
244. WHAT?Copy !req
245. KENAN AND I ARE NOT
FRIENDS ANYMORE!Copy !req
246. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
247. WELL, BASICALLY,
HE STARTED—Copy !req
248. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
DON'T TELL ME.
LET ME GUESS.Copy !req
249. YOU AND KENAN ARE
FIGHTING OVER A GIRL.Copy !req
250. WHY WOULD YOU
THINK THAT?Copy !req
251. BECAUSE, WHENEVER
A GIRL IS INVOLVED,Copy !req
252. NOTHING EVER
GOES RIGHT.Copy !req
253. HERE, HERE,
LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
254. CHRIS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
WATCH A TAPE OF HIGHLIGHTSCopy !req
255. OF KENAN AND I WITH GIRLS.Copy !req
256. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
LOOK OFF IN THE DISTANCE,
DREAMILY.Copy !req
257. COME ON,
DO IT WITH ME,Copy !req
258. HI.Copy !req
259. HELLO!Copy !req
260. CUTE FEET.Copy !req
261. THANKS.Copy !req
262. SO WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
263. LEANNE.Copy !req
264. LEANNE!Copy !req
265. MM-HMM!Copy !req
266. LISTEN. CAN ONE OF
YOU GUYS TELL MECopy !req
267. WHERE I MIGHT BE ABLE
TO FIND THE ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
268. YOU LIKE
ORANGE SODA?Copy !req
269. OH, I LOVE ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
270. I LOVE ORANGE SODA.Copy !req
271. WELL, THIS IS A CONVERSATION
YOU DON'T HEAR EVERY DAY.Copy !req
272. I'M NOT READY
TO CALL HER YET.Copy !req
273. I NEED THE PRACTICE.Copy !req
274. HERE. YOU BE AMY.Copy !req
275. WHO ARE YOU GONNA BE?Copy !req
276. ME!
I'LL BE ME.Copy !req
277. OK, COOL.Copy !req
278. RING!Copy !req
279. RING!Copy !req
280. RING!Copy !req
281. MAN, PICK UP THE SHOE!Copy !req
282. OH. OK.Copy !req
283. HELLO.Copy !req
284. UH, YES, YES.
IS THIS AMY?Copy !req
285. YES, IT IS.Copy !req
286. OH. HI, THIS IS KENAN.Copy !req
287. OH, KENAN!
WAIT, WAIT.Copy !req
288. LET ME GET OUT
THE OTHER SHOE.Copy !req
289. GIRL! GUESS WHO
ON THE LINE!Copy !req
290. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
291. HEY, KENAN.Copy !req
292. WHAT?Copy !req
293. THAT ROOTIE WAS
KINDA CUTE, HUH?Copy !req
294. OH, YEAH, SHE'S FINE.Copy !req
295. I THINK SHE LIKED ME, TOO.
YOU SAW HER CHECKING ME OUT.Copy !req
296. HA HA! YOU SHOULD
ASK HER OUT.Copy !req
297. NO, MAN. SHE'LL PROBABLY
ASK ME OUT FIRST.Copy !req
298. YEAH, SHE DID LOOK
PRETTY DESPERATE.Copy !req
299. YEAH. BUT I TELL YOU
ONE THING,Copy !req
300. IF I DOGO OUT
WITH HER, MAN,Copy !req
301. I AM NOT WEARING THESE
STUPID, UGLY RICE PANTS.Copy !req
302. YOU KNOW, FOR SOMEBODY
THAT WORKS IN A CLOTHING STORE,Copy !req
303. SHE SURE HAS BAD TASTE
IN CLOTHING.Copy !req
304. LOOK, ALFONSE,
I DIDN'T TAKE
THE NUMBER 4 BUSCopy !req
305. ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE
TO GET STOOD UP.Copy !req
306. NOW YOU DATE ME!Copy !req
307. YOU KNOW, ALFONSE,
SHE DOES HAVE A POINT.Copy !req
308. I MEAN, THE NUMBER 4 BUS
IS NO PICNIC.Copy !req
309. QUIET, KEL!Copy !req
310. HAVE YOU RODE
THE NUMBER 4 BUS
LATELY?Copy !req
311. STICKY BUS.Copy !req
312. BOY, LOOK AT KEL
AND THAT OLD LADY...Copy !req
313. KENAN. YOU WERE
THE SPECIAL GUYCopy !req
314. I WANTED TO GO
TO THE DANCE WITH
ALL ALONG.Copy !req
315. I WAS?Copy !req
316. YOU MEAN—
I'M THE SPECIAL GUY?Copy !req
317. DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY.
I MEAN, YOU AREN'T
ALL THAT SPECIAL.Copy !req
318. WE'RE GONNA SLOW IT DOWN
FOR THE SWEETHEARTS IN
THE HOUSE TONIGHT.Copy !req
319. WOULD YOU LIKE
TO DANCE?Copy !req
320. I THOUGHT YOU'D
NEVER ASK.Copy !req
321. Man speaking: HEY, KENAN,
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
TAMILIA TO ME.Copy !req
322. MIND YOUR BUSINESS.Copy !req
323. KENAN, WHEN DID
YOU GET HERE?Copy !req
324. OH, I CAME IN DURING
THE LAST SET OF HIGHLIGHTS.Copy !req
325. AND UH,
FOR THE RECORD, CHRIS,Copy !req
326. KEL AND I AREN'T
FIGHTING OVER A GIRL.Copy !req
327. WE'RE FIGHTING 'CAUSE
KEL BEING A BIG OL'
BABY.Copy !req
328. KEL'S BEING A BIG OL' BABY.Copy !req
329. STOP IT!Copy !req
330. STOP IT!Copy !req
331. KEL! GET OUTTA HERE,
AND NEVER COME BACK!Copy !req
332. KEL, GET OUTTA HERE
AND NEVER COME BACK!Copy !req
333. OH—OH.Copy !req
334. OH, THAT'S WHAT
YOU WANT, HUH?Copy !req
335. NOW YOU WANT ME
TO GET OUTTA HERE
AND NEVER COME BACK!Copy !req
336. WELL, YOU'RE GONNA
GET WHAT YOU WANT.
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
337. I'M LEAVING AND NEVER
COMING BACK!Copy !req
338. GOOD! WHO NEEDS YA!Copy !req
339. THAT WAS PRETTY DRAMATIC.Copy !req
340. YOU THINK YOU GUYS
ARE EVER GONNA MAKE UP?Copy !req
341. MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.Copy !req
342. BUT I GUESS
WE'LL HAVE TO WAITCopy !req
343. UNTIL AFTER
THE COMMERCIALS
TO FIND OUT.Copy !req
344. OH, COMMERCIALS.Copy !req
345. ROCKMORES!Copy !req
346. OH, WHERE'D YOU PUT
THE ORANGE SODA MACHINE?Copy !req
347. KEL, THERE IS NO
ORANGE SODA MACHINE.Copy !req
348. WE JUST SAID THAT
TO GET YOU OVER HERE.Copy !req
349. WHAT A CRUEL
THING TO DO.Copy !req
350. GOOD MORNING,
PARENTS.Copy !req
351. WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?Copy !req
352. HEY, TRUST ME,
I DON'T WANNA
BE HERE.Copy !req
353. WE WANTED TO GET
YOU BOYS TOGETHERCopy !req
354. SO WE COULD WORK
THIS THING OUT.Copy !req
355. NO, THANKS.Copy !req
356. I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT,
SO—Copy !req
357. AND YOU'RE NOT
GONNA LISTEN TO US,Copy !req
358. THEN MAYBE YOU'D
LISTEN TO...Copy !req
359. A FIREMAN!Copy !req
360. HOW'RE YOU DOIN',
FELLAS.Copy !req
361. IS THAT A FIREMAN?Copy !req
362. YOU KNOW, WITH MY
EXPERIENCES AS A FIREMAN,Copy !req
363. I KNOW YOU SOMETIMES
FIGHT WITH PEOPLE THAT
YOU LOVE THE MOST.Copy !req
364. WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT IT?Copy !req
365. WELL, ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS TAKE A MOMENT AND—Copy !req
366. THINK OF THE GOOD
TIMES YOU'VE HAD
WITH THAT PERSON.Copy !req
367. WELL, THAT'S
AN IDEA.Copy !req
368. WHADDYA SAY WE ALL
GIVE IT A TRY?Copy !req
369. WHOA!Copy !req
370. OH, WE JUST MADE A DATE
WITH 2 FINE GIRLS!Copy !req
371. I KNOW! OHHH!
IT'S A HAPPY DAY!Copy !req
372. OHH! HAPPY! HAPPY!Copy !req
373. HELLO. OH!Copy !req
374. WE'RE JUST PRACTICING
THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER.Copy !req
375. RIGHT.Copy !req
376. AND JAKE HAS IT...!Copy !req
377. YOU TWO,
PLEASE, PLEASE!Copy !req
378. I NEED ONE OF YOU
TO BE SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
379. WHAT?Copy !req
380. PLEASE, I HAVE
50 IRATE PARENTS
AND CHILDREN OVER HERE—Copy !req
381. DEMANDING!--TO SEE
SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
382. I CAN'T BE
SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
383. YES. YOU COULD
HELP ME—Copy !req
384. I'LL PAY YOU $100.Copy !req
385. WHAT CAN SANTA BRING YOU
FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR?Copy !req
386. I WANT A TUBA PHONE.Copy !req
387. YEAH! GOOD CALL!
HA HA!Copy !req
388. THANKS, ELF.Copy !req
389. I GOTCHA.Copy !req
390. OK, I'M GONNA GET IN.Copy !req
391. OOH.Copy !req
392. HELPING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
393. THAT'S NOT HELPING.Copy !req
394. WE CAN GET INTO
A LOT OF TROUBLE
DOING THIS.Copy !req
395. I KNOW THAT, KEL.Copy !req
396. ALMOST GOT IT,
ALMOST—WHOOP!Copy !req
397. YOU'RE GONNA
MAKE US FALL!Copy !req
398. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
399. NOOOOO!Copy !req
400. OH!Copy !req
401. AH!Copy !req
402. DD-DD-DD-DD-DD!Copy !req
403. MAN, WHY ARE WE
WATCHING A SPANISH
SOAP OPERA?Copy !req
404. DO YOU EVEN KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
405. YES, I KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON!Copy !req
406. HECTOR JUST DUMPED
JUANITA FOR CONSUELO,Copy !req
407. WHO HE THOUGHT WAS
LOST IN THE JUNGLE,Copy !req
408. BUT ACTUALLY, IT WAS
HER EVIL TWIN SISTER,
RENA.Copy !req
409. WHAT?Copy !req
410. COME ON, KEL!Copy !req
411. DA DA-DA-DA-DA
DA DA DA!Copy !req
412. HOW DO I LOOK?Copy !req
413. RIDICULOUS.
WHO ARE YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE?Copy !req
414. BETTY THE POODLE PIXIE!Copy !req
415. UH-HUH. WELL,
COME ON, PIXIE,Copy !req
416. LET'S JUST FIND MY COMIC
AND GET OUTTA HERE.Copy !req
417. YEAH.Copy !req
418. JUST IMAGINE,
IN A COUPLE OF HOURS,Copy !req
419. WE'RE GONNA BE
CRUISIN' IN OUR
NEW CAR.Copy !req
420. HA HA HA!Copy !req
421. [IMITATING
STARTING UP CAR]
WH-NE-NE-NE-NE-NE-NE!Copy !req
422. RE-NE-NE-NE-NE-NE!
PPPFHHH!Copy !req
423. OH!Copy !req
424. MMMRRRRRRHHH!Copy !req
425. NICE DAY FOR
A DRIVE, AIN'T IT?
HA HA.Copy !req
426. LOOK AT THOSE PEOPLE
WAITING FOR THE BUS.Copy !req
427. CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
428. HEY, WANT A RIDE?
GET A CAR!Copy !req
429. HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
430. WA-WAIT.
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.Copy !req
431. WATCH OUT!Copy !req
432. HEY, LEARN HOW
TO DRIVE!Copy !req
433. YEAH, LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!
WHAT YOU DOING?Copy !req
434. OW!Copy !req
435. GET FUNKY.Copy !req
436. SOUNDS HOT! YES.Copy !req
437. FUNK IS GOOD.Copy !req
438. I FEEL GOOD.Copy !req
439. OW!Copy !req
440. WHOO!Copy !req
441. CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
442. YOUR CORRECT SCORE
IS 90.Copy !req
443. AH! I'M A GENIUS.Copy !req
444. YOU DID NOT GET
A 96.Copy !req
445. I DIDN'T?Copy !req
446. NO. ACTUALLY—
YOU GOT A 98.Copy !req
447. AAAHHH!Copy !req
448. WOO-HOO! MAN,
MY BRAIN IS
SO POWERFUL!Copy !req
449. I BET I CAN BREAK
THIS DESK WITH IT.
AAH!Copy !req
450. GOOD NIGHT, BOYS.
YOU SHOULD BOTH BE
VERY PROUD OF YOUR SCORES.Copy !req
451. THANK YOU! WOO-HOO!Copy !req
452. YEAH! WE'RE BOTH A GENIUS!Copy !req
453. OH, THANK YOU,
MR. FIREMAN.Copy !req
454. MY PLEASURE.Copy !req
455. OH. HEY, UH, SINCE THIS
IS A CLIP SHOW,Copy !req
456. IS IT OK IF I SHOW
SOME CLIPS OF ME
FIGHTING FIRES?Copy !req
457. I THINK WE NEED
TO WATCH THOSE OUTSIDECopy !req
458. AND LEAVE THE BOYS
ALONE, OK?Copy !req
459. BUT I WANTED
EVERYONE TO SEE 'EM.Copy !req
460. YOU KNOW, THAT
FIREMAN'S RIGHT.Copy !req
461. WE HAVE HAD SOME
PRETTY GOOD TIMES
TOGETHER.Copy !req
462. YEAH.
WE SURE HAVE.Copy !req
463. WELL, LOOK, KEL—
UH—I'M SORRY.Copy !req
464. NO, NO, NO, MAN.
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
465. I MEAN, IT WAS
ALL MY FAULT.Copy !req
466. I WAS ACTING LIKE
A BIG BABY.Copy !req
467. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
468. YEAH, FRIENDS, MAN.Copy !req
469. YOU'RE MY BOY,
MAN.Copy !req
470. I'M SORRY.
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
471. I'M SORRY WHAT
I DONE, DONE.Copy !req
472. WHOO!Copy !req
473. PHEW!Copy !req
474. HEY, MAN.
REMEMBER THAT TIME
THE FIREMAN CAMECopy !req
475. AND SAVED
OUR FRIENDSHIP?Copy !req
476. WELL, YEAH.
I MEAN, THAT WAS
JUST—Copy !req
477. WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
IS TAKE THE MOMENT AND—
THINK OF THE GOOD TIMES—Copy !req
478. KEL!
WHAT?Copy !req
479. THAT JUST HAPPENED.Copy !req
480. I KNOW.
WANNA SEE IT AGAIN?Copy !req
481. NO, NO, NO, NO.
I GOT A BETTER IDEA.Copy !req
482. LET'S JUMP IN FRONT
OF THOSE CURTAINS
AND FINISH THE SHOW.Copy !req
483. GREAT IDEA, MAN.
COME ON.Copy !req
484. THANK YOU.Copy !req
485. THANK YOU.Copy !req
486. WELL, THAT WAS
OUR CLIP SHOW.Copy !req
487. DID YOU ALL
ENJOY IT?Copy !req
488. ALL RIGHT.
HA HA.Copy !req
489. KENAN, YOU KNOW HOW
AT THE END OF THE SHOWCopy !req
490. YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING ME
TO GRAB STUFF AND
MEET YOU SOMEWHERE?Copy !req
491. YEAH.
WHAT ABOUT IT?Copy !req
492. JUST WATCH.Copy !req
493. GRAB TWO SHOVELS
AND SOME COCONUTS—Copy !req
494. PEANUT BUTTER
AND SOME SNOW SHOES—Copy !req
495. A SEAL, SOME VEAL,
AND SHAQUILLE O'NEAL—Copy !req
496. A SURFBOARD AND SOME
BUG SPRAY—Copy !req
497. SOME CHEERLEADERS
AND SOME CHEERLEADERS.Copy !req
498. A CLOWN, A FLAGPOLE,
AND A SUBMARINE—Copy !req
499. MM.
A SPICE GIRLCopy !req
500. AND A SPICY BURRITO-TO—Copy !req
501. A WALRUS, AND ONE OF
THEM LITTLE ROUND
STICKY THINGS—Copy !req
502. TWO DOZEN
ASSORTED DONUTSCopy !req
503. AND AN AARDVARK.Copy !req
504. SOME BREAD, SOME STICKS,
AND SOME BREADSTICKS.Copy !req
505. A DRUMSTICK
AND A MANNEQUIN—Copy !req
506. 12 POUNDS OF ICE
AND A KNOCKWURST.Copy !req
507. A TALKY TOWEL AND
A THROAT LOZENGE—Copy !req
508. A BRAIN-,
A HEART, AND SOME COURAGE.Copy !req
509. A BICYCLE PUMP,
A WHITE PICKET FENCE,Copy !req
510. A MAGIC FLUTE,
ONE OF THEM LITTLE
BITTY BLUE THINGS,Copy !req
511. A POUND OF BUTTER,
A PADDY MILL, ALARM,
BRYANT GUMBEL,Copy !req
512. AND MEET ME
AT THE CIRCUS!Copy !req
513. OK. WHAT DID WE WATCH
THAT CLIP FOR?Copy !req
514. HEY, WELL, MAN.
SINCE YOU'RE MY
BEST FRIEND AND ALL,Copy !req
515. I GOT YOU EVERYTHING
YOU ASKED FOR.Copy !req
516. WOW!
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU DID THIS.Copy !req
517. OH! IT WAS NOTHING.Copy !req
518. YOU KNOW,
THAT GIVES ME
143 IDEAS.Copy !req
519. KEL, WHY DON'T YOU
GRAB ALL THAT STUFF
AND, UH,Copy !req
520. MEET ME BACK HERE
IN A HALF AN HOUR.Copy !req
521. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
522. BUT-BUT-BUT-BUT,
KENAN!Copy !req
523. DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY
"AW, HERE IT GOES,"Copy !req
524. OR DO YOU WANT ME
TO RUN A WHOLE BUNCH
OF CLIPS OF ME SAYING IT?Copy !req
525. KENAN?Copy !req
526. KENAN!Copy !req
527. AW, HERE IT GOES!Copy !req
528. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
BY NICKELODEON
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
529. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
530. WHY?Copy !req