Kenan & Kel 4x12

Directed by Kim Fields

Bill Bellamy as Bill Bellamy (archive footage) • Alexis Fields as Sharla Morrison (archive footage) • The Lady of Rage as Yovanda (archive footage) • Biagio Messina as Marc Cram (archive footage) • Oliver Muirhead as Gavin the Waiter (archive footage)

Kenan And Kel make one last appearance to the studio audience. Kel reveals that he has got everything that Kenan has ever wanted. Countless items that Kenan has demanded over the four seasons are displayed.

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1. OH, HERE IT GOES.

2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NICKELODEON AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

3. OH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

4. THANK YOU! THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING

5. IN TONIGHT'S EPISODE OF KENAN AND KEL.

6. YOU KNOW, IF TREES COULD TALK, THEY'D CALL ME KENAN.

7. YEAH!

8. AND IF, UH... TREES COULD TALK,

9. THEY'D PROBABLY CALL ME KEL.

10. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

11. RIGHT ON!

12. WHOO!

13. NOW, TONIGHT WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU.

14. I MEAN, YOU'LL HAVE FUN, YOU'LL HAVE LAUGHTER,

15. THERE'LL BE LOTS OF JOKES—OW!

16. UH... HEY, MAN! WHAT YOU DO THAT FOR?

17. 'CAUSE YOU GOT A "KICK ME" SIGN ON YOUR BACK! I PUT IT THERE!

18. WHAT? YOU PUT A "KICK ME" SIGN ON MY BACK?

19. THERE'S NO SIGN ON MY BACK.

20. WHAT?

21. WAIT A MINUTE. NOW, WHERE DID I PUT THE "KICK ME" SIGN?

22. WHAT'S THIS? IS THIS MY GROCERY LIST?

23. OH! IT'S THE "KICK ME" SIGN! I FORGOT TO PUT IT ON YOU!

24. UH-HUH!

25. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

26. MAN, YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE.

27. YEAH, I CAN. IT'S JUST THAT I DON'T LIKE TO BE KICKED.

28. BESIDES, THERE'S GOING TO BE PLENTY OF TIME

29. FOR JOKES IN TONIGHT'S EPISODE, ALL RIGHT?

30. NOW, COME ON, SPONGY!

31. OH. FORGOT.

32. WHAT?

33. OH, THAT WAS—

34. OH!

35. KENAN, WHY'D YOU PAT ME ON THE BACK

36. AND THEN KICK ME?

37. OH, GOOD ONE!

38. AAAAH! HERE IT GO!

39. AAH!

40. AAH!

41. YES! HA HA HA!

42. APRIL FOOL'S! APRIL FOOL'S!

43. HA HA! YOU'RE COVERED IN CEREAL!

44. VERY FUNNY. VERY FUNNY!

45. HA HA! I LOVE APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

46. BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!

47. KENAN! HAVE YOU BEEN MESSING WITH MY BATHROOM STUFF?

48. MY FACE CREAM WON'T COME OFF!

49. THAT'S BECAUSE KEL AND I REPLACED YOUR FACE CREAM WITH PAINT.

50. PAINT!

51. YEAH!

52. IT'S YOUR APRIL FOOL'S PRESENT.

53. IT'S NOT FUNNY!

54. YES, IT IS! OH!

55. OH, COME ON, CHERYL. HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR.

56. THEY DUMPED CEREAL ALL ON ME

57. AND YOU DON'T SEE ME GETTING ALL ANGRY.

58. I CAN TAKE A JOKE. HA HA!

59. WELL, I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT, POP,

60. BECAUSE, UH...

61. WHAT'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF CEREAL—

62. HA HA HA!

63. WITHOUT A WHOLE LOT OF MILK!

64. AAAH!

65. OH! CHERYL!

66. KENAN!

67. KENAN!

68. HEY, GUYS! GUESS WHAT?

69. YOU'RE A GEEK?

70. NO, SILLY.

71. I GOT ACCEPTED TO NORTHEAST WESTERN UNIVERSITY!

72. CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.

73. YEAH, THE RECRUITER CAME TO MY HOUSE TO INTERVIEW ME.

74. I THINK I REALLY IMPRESSED HER.

75. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

76. THE RECRUITER FROM SOUTHWEST NORTHERN COLLEGE

77. IS COMING TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT.

78. I'M KINDA NERVOUS ABOUT THAT.

79. HEY, MAN. YOU SHOULD BE.

80. IF YOU DON'T IMPRESS THIS RECRUITER,

81. I MEAN, YOU MAY NEVER GET INTO COLLEGE.

82. THIS COULD BE THE MOST IMPORTANT MEETING OF YOUR LIFE.

83. THANKS, KEL, FOR THE NOT HELPING.

84. NO PROBLEM.

85. I JUST STOPPED TO GET SOME CLAM JUICE

86. AND SPINACH DIP TO CELEBRATE.

87. OOH!

88. CHARLOTTE!

89. CHARLOTTE!

90. WHAT?

91. COULD YOU RING MARK UP, PLEASE?

92. WELL, WHY DON'T YOU DO IT?

93. I JUST—I LIKE THE WAY YOU RING UP THE CUSTOMERS.

94. YEAH! RING HIM UP! RING HIM UP!

95. THAT'LL BE $6.28. THANK YOU.

96. AAAH!

97. APRIL FOOL'S! YEAH!

98. THAT'S SO MEAN. SEE? YOU MADE MARK PASS OUT.

99. HEY!

100. BEFORE HE WAKES UP, LET'S PUT SOMETHING FUNNY IN HIS BACKPACK.

101. OOH! OOH! YEAH, LIKE, UH, MONEY.

102. NO. I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE SOMETHING FUNNY LIKE RAW MEAT.

103. OOH! EVEN BETTER!

104. HEH HEH. HA HA HA.

105. YOU ALL RIGHT?

106. YEAH. I PASS OUT ALL THE TIME.

107. WHAT CAN I SAY? THINGS SCARE ME.

108. WELL, THERE'S YOUR BACKPACK.

109. WELL, SEE YOU, FELLAS.

110. NO, NO. WAIT, MARK, THEY PUT—

111. THEY PUT WHAT?

112. NOTHING. JUST "THEY PUT." SEE YA.

113. ENJOY YOUR BACKPACK!

114. UH...

115. OK, BYE.

116. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU TWO.

117. YOU GUYS ACT SO CHILDISH.

118. HA HA! YEAH! HA HA HA!

119. SO YOU WANT TO HEAR THE APRIL FOOL'S JOKE WE'RE PLAYING ON CHRIS?

120. YES! YES! WHAT'D YOU DO, WHAT'D YOU DO?

121. WELL... WE GAVE HIM A FAKE LOTTERY TICKET.

122. YEAH. WHEN HE SCRATCHES IT OFF,

123. HE'S GONNA THINK HE WON 36 MILLION DOLLARS.

124. OH, PLEASE! HE'S NOT GONNA FALL FOR THAT!

125. AAH! I'M RICH! I'M RICH!

126. I JUST WON 36 MILLION DOLLARS IN THE LOTTERY!

127. GET OUT OF WHERE WE ARE. WHAT?

128. I DON'T KNOW EVEN KNOW WHY I'M WASTING MY TIME TALKING TO YOU POOR PEOPLE.

129. I GOT A LOT OF RICH GUY STUFF TO DO. SEE YA!

130. WHOO!

131. MAN, I LOVE APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

132. ME, TOO! HA HA HA!

133. COMING. OH, NO.

134. MY FACE.

135. HI!

136. ARE YOU CHERYL ROCKMORE?

137. YES.

138. I GOT A SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR YOU FROM KENAN AND KEL.

139. OH!

140. APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

141. KENAN!

142. OH.

143. OH!

144. HEY, DID THE FAKE POSTMAN COME WITH THE PIES YET?

145. LOOKS LIKE IT. HEY, IF YOU'RE THIRSTY,

146. I LEFT A BOTTLE OF ORANGE SODA OVER THERE ON THE TABLE FOR YOU.

147. WHOO! THANKS, MAN.

148. NO PROBLEM.

149. OH, WOW. YEAH!

150. UH!

151. UH! UH! UH!

152. IT—IT SEEMS THAT IT— IT'S STUCK.

153. I MEAN, IT'S LIKE IT'S GLUED TO THE TABLE.

154. IMAGINE THAT.

155. AHH, I GOT TO DO WHAT I GOT TO DO GOT TO DO!

156. MMM!

157. OH, YEAH!

158. MAN, THAT WAS CRUEL!

159. I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WEREN'T GOING TO PLAY JOKES ON EACH OTHER?

160. I NEVER SAID THAT! OHH.

161. KENAN...

162. DID YOU HIRE A POSTMAN TO THROW A...

163. OH, A SANDWICH.

164. OH, NO, MR. ROCKMORE! DON'T EAT THAT ONE!

165. NO, NO! AW, YOU'RE GONNA RUIN THE JOKE.

166. JOKE? WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, JOKE?

167. I PUT WET CEMENT IN YOUR SANDWICH.

168. WET CEMENT?

169. MMMMMMM!

170. MAN, THAT'S AN AWFUL TRICK!

171. THAT'S NOT A GOOD JOKE, MAN.

172. YOU COULD HAVE GLUED MY MOUTH SHUT FOR WEEKS.

173. MMMMMMM!

174. WELL, I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY.

175. MMM! MMMMMMM! MMMMM!

176. WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

177. HE SAID, "MMM! MMMMMMM! MMMMM!"

178. MMMMM! MM! MM! MM!

179. MM!

180. MM!

181. MM!

182. UM, "I'M VERY ANGRY AT YOU."

183. MMMM!

184. "I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL MY MOUTH IS UNSTUCK SO I CAN YELL AT YOU."

185. MMMM!

186. "P.S. I'M WARNING YOU. NO MORE JOKES."

187. W-WAIT, DADDY. YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO ANSWER—AAH!

188. AAH!

189. ARE YOU ROGER ROCKMORE?

190. MMMM!

191. MY DADDY GONNA BE SO ANGRY.

192. HEY—HEY, KENAN.

193. DON'T YOU WANT TO WORK ON YOUR COMPUTER?

194. YEAH. UH, WHERE IS MY COMPUTER?

195. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.

196. OUT THE WINDOW?

197. OH, MAN!

198. MY COMPUTER!

199. IT'S DOWN THERE IN A MILLION PIECES!

200. I KNOW. I THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW.

201. APRIL FOOL'S!

202. THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

203. HA HA HA HA!

204. MAN, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE.

205. OH, YEAH. YOU SHOULD SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE WHEN I DO THIS.

206. OW!

207. YOU JUST DON'T GET THIS APRIL FOOL'S THING, DO YOU?

208. LOOK, WHY DON'T WE DRAW A TRUCE, MAN?

209. I MEAN, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY TRICKS ON OTHER PEOPLE.

210. LOOK, WE'RE A TEAM...

211. LIKE... SIEGFRIED AND ROY

212. OR ABBOTT AND COSTELLO.

213. MAGIC AND KAREEM OR...

214. PENN AND TELLER.

215. EXACTLY!

216. HA HA HA!

217. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

218. AH, OK, MAN, LET'S DO IT.

219. ALL RIGHT.

220. KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? YEAH, NO MORE PRANKS.

221. MMMMM!

222. OH, QUICK! MY DADDY'S COMING!

223. HIT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH THAT DICTIONARY!

224. HEY!

225. APRIL FOOL'S!

226. OW.

227. OH! QUICK! COME ON. LET'S GO OUT THE WINDOW!

228. AHH.

229. AW, MAN, YOUR DADDY WAS MAD!

230. OOH! HE SURE WAS.

231. WE BETTER HANG OUT HERE FOR A WHILE. WE'LL GO BACK AROUND 6.

232. YOU THINK HE'S GONNA CALM DOWN BY THEN?

233. I DON'T KNOW, BUT THAT'S WHEN THAT COLLEGE RECRUITER'S GONNA BE THERE

234. AND THEY CAN'T YELL AT ME IN FRONT OF HIM.

235. MAN, YOU ARE SO SMART! YOU EVER THINK ABOUT COLLEGE?

236. Hey! Since we're here,

237. let's play a trick on Charlotte.

238. PLAY A TRICK? OH, YEAH, TH-THAT REMINDS ME—

239. UM, I GOT TO GO OUTSIDE FOR A SECOND.

240. YEAH, HELLO, PIZZA FARM?

241. YEAH, I WOULD LIKE 75 LARGE PIZZAS AND...

242. A DIET SODA SENT TO RIGBY'S, YEAH.

243. MY NAME?

244. UH... CHARLOTTE.

245. YEAH?

246. DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

247. NOPE. WHO ME? NO, GIRL, YOU—

248. OH, RIGHT.

249. GREETINGS, MY UNRICH FRIENDS!

250. I COME BEARING GIFTS.

251. CHARLOTTE, I BOUGHT YOU A DIAMOND TIARA.

252. OH, CHRIS, I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS.

253. IT MUST HAVE COST A FORTUNE.

254. THAT'S OK. I HAVE A FORTUNE.

255. HA HA HA HA HA!

256. KENAN, I GOT YOU A WATCH.

257. WOW.

258. IT COST ME $10,000!

259. WOW.

260. WELL, HOW ARE YOU PAYING FOR ALL OF THIS STUFF?

261. I MEAN, YOU COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN YOUR LOTTERY MONEY YET.

262. NO, BUT I'M SURE IT'S COMING SOON.

263. UNTIL THEN, I'M WRITING CHECKS FOR EVERYTHING!

264. KENAN, TELL HIM.

265. ALL RIGHT.

266. LOOK, CHRIS, UH...

267. ABOUT THE RICHNESS AND THE WHOLE WINNING THE LOTTERY THING—

268. HEY, GUYS! I'M JUST PASSING THROUGH.

269. I DON'T KNOW WHY,

270. BUT I'M BEING CHASED BY A HUNDRED DOGS.

271. AAH!

272. THE OLD MEAT IN THE BACKPACK TRICK.

273. OH.

274. SO ANYWAY, CHRIS, LIKE I WAS SAYING ABOUT THE MONEY,--

275. OH! NO TIME NOW! TELL ME LATER!

276. I'VE GOT TO GO SPEND, SPEND, SPEND!

277. I FEEL KIND OF BAD ABOUT CHRIS,

278. BUT YOU GO TO ADMIT THAT MEAT IN THE BACKPACK THING WAS PRETTY FUNNY.

279. HILARIOUS.

280. HEY, YO, KENAN, I'M BACK.

281. THIS COP HERE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR BIKE.

282. MY BIKE?

283. IS THAT YOUR BLUE BIKE PARKED OUT FRONT?

284. YEAH.

285. YEAH. WELL, IT'S CHAINED TO A FIRE HYDRANT

286. AND THAT'S ILLEGAL, SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRITE YOU A TICKET.

287. WHAT? CHAINED TO A FIRE—

288. OH, I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

289. "MR. POLICE OFFICER!"

290. NICE TRY, KEL.

291. AW, THANKS.

292. OH, LOOK AT ME. I'M TEARING UP YOUR LITTLE TICKET.

293. GUESS YOU BETTER ARREST ME AND TAKE ME TO JAIL

294. SINCE YOU'RE A REAL COP AND ALL.

295. YEAH. WELL, THAT WAS A REAL TICKET, AND I AM A REAL COP.

296. OH, PLEASE!

297. REAL COPS DON'T LOOK SO STUPID!

298. I MEAN, HEY, LOOK AT ME!

299. I GOT A POLICE HAT ON!

300. HEY, WHERE'S MY LITTLE INDIAN FRIEND

301. AND THE GUY WITH THE LEATHER OUTFIT ON?

302. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE THIS HAT COULD USE?

303. SOME CREAMY CORN.

304. YEAH! AW, LOOK AT THAT.

305. AW! THERE'S CREAMED CORN IN THE HAT.

306. NOW YOUR HAT'S CORNY, LIKE YOUR UNIFORM.

307. I BET YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS THE END OF THE TRAGEDY,

308. BUT IT'S NOT. LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT THAT. AW!

309. NOW YOU GOT A CORN IN THE HAT ON.

310. HEY! YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU COULD USE? A BEARD! AH!

311. GIVE YOU A LITTLE BEARD HERE.

312. ARE YOU DONE?

313. YES, I AM.

314. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WERE A REAL COP?

315. AAAAAHH!

316. COME ON!

317. WELCOME HOME, CUPCAKE!

318. UH!

319. OH.

320. SO, ANYWAY, MAN, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID ALL THAT STUFF TO THAT COP.

321. I THOUGHT HE WAS A FAKE.

322. I THOUGHT YOU HIRED HIM TO MESS WITH ME.

323. OH! COME ON, MAN! I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU. WE HAD A TRUCE!

324. WELL, THEN I DON'T GET IT!

325. IF WAS A REAL COP, THEN WHY WAS HE GIVING ME A TICKET

326. FOR CHAINING MY BIKE TO A FIRE HYDRANT?

327. MY BIKE WASN'T EVEN PARKED NEAR A FIRE HYDRANT.

328. YES, IT WAS.

329. I MOVED IT.

330. APRIL FOOL'S!

331. HA HA HA HA!

332. I THOUGHT WE HAD A TRUCE! YOU JUST SAID THAT—

333. AW, I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

334. DON'T WORRY.

335. UHHHH-AAAAH!

336. NO, IT'S LOCKED.

337. OH!

338. HELLO?

339. UH, MOM, HEY, IT'S KENAN.

340. LISTEN, THERE'S BEEN A SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING.

341. YEAH, I MEAN, IT'S NO BIG DEAL REALLY, BUT, UH...

342. I'M KIND OF IN JAIL.

343. PLEASE, KENAN, YEAH, APRIL FOOL'S.

344. YOU KNOW, THESE JOKES ARE REALLY STARTING TO GET OLD, OK?

345. BUT I-IT'S NOT A JOKE. LISTEN, THE COLLEGE RECRUITER'S GONNA BE THERE IN A SECOND.

346. MMMMMM! MMMM!

347. BUT, DADDY! NO, WAIT, DON'T HANG UP!

348. AW, MAN!

349. THEY HANG UP THE PHONE.

350. I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

351. DON'T WORRY, MAN! I'LL GET YOU OUT!

352. HEY, THAT'S A NICE WATCH.

353. THANK YOU.

354. I SAID THAT'S A NICE WATCH.

355. OH, HERE YOU GO.

356. MMM!

357. OHH!

358. I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF THESE JOKES!

359. THAT BOY NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON!

360. IT'S TIME WE GAVE MR. KENAN ROCKMORE A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE.

361. [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] KENAN!

362. KENAN!

363. I brought you a cake.

364. I saw...

365. that you might be hungry.

366. That's what I saw.

367. Put that away, man.

368. It's a cake.

369. Eat it.

370. I just hope it doesn't break you out.

371. I DON'T KNOW HIM.

372. Kel, will you stop it with the cake?

373. IT'S NOT JUST A REGULAR CAKE.

374. SEE, I PUT A SAW IN IT, SO YOU CAN SAW THROUGH THE BARS,

375. SO YOU CAN BREATHE FREE!

376. I CAN SEE THE SAW!

377. EVERYONE CAN SEE THE SAW!

378. REALLY?

379. YEAH.

380. IT'S TRUE.

381. HA HA HA!

382. HEH HEH HEH HEH!

383. AND IT'S ILLEGAL.

384. HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

385. I-I KNEW THAT.

386. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY? YO, YOU WANT A PIECE?

387. I GOT THE SAW IN THERE.

388. AW, THAT'S COOL. SO YOU GONNA LET HIM FREE, HUH?

389. AW, COME OUT! HA HA HA HA!

390. GOOD GOING, KEL!

391. DON'T WORRY. I GOT A PLAN.

392. HEY, CAN I SEE THAT CAKE?

393. I DON'T THINK SO, GENIUS.

394. OHHHH! HE KNOWS!

395. OHHHH, MAN! I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

396. THAT COLLEGE RECRUITER'S GONNA BE AT MY HOUSE IN A MINUTE.

397. I GOT TO CALL.

398. HEY, HEY, CHARLOTTE!

399. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THIS IS KENAN.

400. IS CHRIS THERE?

401. OH.

402. UH... I'M IN JAIL.

403. STOP LAUGHING.

404. NOW, LISTEN... IF YOU SEE CHRIS,

405. NOW I ALREADY LEFT HIM A MESSAGE AT HIS HOUSE,

406. BUT IF YOU SEE HIM, TELL HIM...

407. HELP!

408. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. KENAN, CALM DOWN.

409. OK, I'LL GIVE CHRIS THE MESSAGE. BYE-BYE.

410. HEY, ARE YOU CHARLOTTE?

411. WHY, YES.

412. WELL, GREAT,

413. 'CAUSE I GOT THE 75 PIZZAS AND THE DIET SODA YOU ORDERED.

414. WHOA! THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF A MISTAKE.

415. I DIDN'T ORDER ANY PIZZAS.

416. YES, YOU DID.

417. IT COMES OUT TO $912.

418. PLUS TIP.

419. I'M NOT PAYING FOR THESE PIZZAS.

420. I DON'T EVEN HAVE $912.

421. PLUS TIP.

422. LOOK, YOU ORDERED THE PIZZAS.

423. YOU'RE PAYING FOR THESE PIZZAS.

424. UH-UH.

425. NO WAY.

426. AND THEN AFTER ALL THAT,

427. THEY FOUND RAW MEAT IN MY BACKPACK.

428. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

429. MAN, ARRESTED FOR DOG-NAPPING.

430. THAT'S TOUGH LUCK.

431. BUT I'M INNOCENT!

432. INNOCENT!

433. I AM I-N-N-O-C-E-N-T!

434. HEY, NICE WATCH.

435. MEN. CHRIS!

436. MR. POTTER!

437. MARK, KEL.

438. I GOT HERE JUST AS SOON AS MY LIMO COULD.

439. HEY, DID YOU BRING A SAW?

440. NO, I'M HERE TO BAIL YOU OUT.

441. WHOO!

442. THANK YOU, CHRIS. I'LL PAY YOU BACK.

443. OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I'M A MILLIONAIRE.

444. IN FACT, I'LL BAIL ALL OF YOU OUT.

445. EVEN YOU.

446. HEY, THANKS, STRANGER.

447. GUARD!

448. I AM BAILING ALL OF THESE PEOPLE OUT. THERE YOU GO.

449. KEEP THE CHANGE. I'M VERY, VERY RICH.

450. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME, YOU'RE CHRIS POTTER?

451. OH, THE VERY SAME.

452. R-REALLY? THECHRIS POTTER?

453. THAT IS CORRECT, SIR.

454. OH, WELL THEN.

455. YEAH, RECOGNIZED BROTHER FRIEND.

456. YEAH, WHOO!

457. WHOA!

458. HEY! WHAT—WHAT—

459. WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU ALL DAY, CREEPO.

460. YOU'VE BEEN WRITING BAD CHECKS ALL OVER TOWN.

461. BAD CHECKS?

462. HEY, HEY, HEY! I'M RICH! I'M VERY, VERY RICH!

463. YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL, BUDDY!

464. YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG MILLIONAIRE!

465. YEAH, DON'T FORGET TO WRITE.

466. WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, I'M GONNA BUY THIS JAIL AND FIRE YOU!

467. C-CHRIS, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

468. IT'S, UH... REGARDING THE RICHNESS...

469. SEE, UH... THE THING IS...

470. APRIL FOOL'S?

471. OK, KENAN WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

472. AND AS SOON AS HE WALKS THROUGH THAT DOOR, WE LET HIM HAVE IT, OK?

473. MM-HMM.

474. ALL RIGHT.

475. NOW, I'LL HIT HIM WITH THE ICE CREAM FIRST,

476. THEN YOU HIT HIM WITH THE HOT FUDGE, OK?

477. ALL RIGHT. I CAN'T WAIT.

478. OH, OH, OH! THERE HE IS. YOU READY. OK, ALL RIGHT.

479. UH... IT'S OPEN!

480. HI.

481. APRIL FOOL'S!

482. AAAH!

483. AAAAAAH!

484. AAAAH! APRIL FOOL'S!

485. APRIL FOOL'S! HEY!

486. YOU'RE NOT KENAN.

487. AND I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO RETURN THE SPEEDBOAT I GOT MOTHER.

488. HEY, THAT'S A NICE WATCH. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

489. PLEASE, MR. OFFICER, PLEASE, SIR.

490. DON'T MAKE ME GO.

491. I DON'T WANT TO GO!

492. RIGHT THIS WAY, MILADY.

493. NO, NO.

494. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ALL DOING HERE?

495. WELL, ISN'T ANYBODY GONNA ASK ME HOW I GOT ARRESTED?

496. NO! WHATEVER!

497. WELL, I GOT ARRESTED,

498. BECAUSE SOMEBODY PRETENDED THEY WERE ME

499. AND ORDERED $912 WORTH OF PIZZAS, KENAN.

500. WOW. THIS CITY'S REALLY CRACKING DOWN ON CRIME. IT'S ABOUT TIME.

501. HEY. HEY, HEY.

502. NICE TIARA.

503. WELL, THANK YOU.

504. KENAN, G-GIVE—

505. UH-UH-UH.

506. IT—WAIT—WAIT—

507. IT'S THE ROCKMORES!

508. OH, DADDY! WHOO! WHOO!

509. DADDY, COME ON!

510. YEAH, IT'S PARENT- TEACHER NIGHT.

511. OH, PLEASE, DON'T—

512. WHAT THE—

513. GET HIM, DADDY!

514. YOU BIG, OLE—

515. YOU MUST BE KENAN ROCKMORE.

516. YEAH?

517. I'M THE RECRUITER FROM SOUTHWEST NORTHERN COLLEGE.

518. YOUR APPLICATION HAS BEEN DENIED.

519. W-WAIT!

520. BUT—BUT—BUT W-W-WAIT!

521. OH, MAN!

522. WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

523. WE THOUGHT HE WAS YOU, SO WE TURNED HIM INTO A HUMAN ICE CREAM SUNDAE.

524. THEN HE HAD US ARRESTED.

525. MM-HMM!

526. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, KENAN!

527. YOU AND YOUR APRIL FOOL'S PRANKS!

528. ALL MY FAULT?

529. YEAH! I'M ONLY IN HERE

530. BECAUSE OF YOUR 75-PIZZA-ORDERING SELF.

531. YEAH, BUT I'M—AND YOU MADE ME THINK I WAS RICH!

532. BUT I TRIED TO TELL YOU.

533. YEAH, THEN HE PUT ALL THAT MEAT IN MARK CROWL'S BACKPACK.

534. HE DID? YEAH, THEN HE TRIED TO GET ME TO BREAK HIM OUT.

535. HEY, NOW YOU DID THAT ON YOUR OWN!

536. LET'S GET HIM!

537. WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?

538. GET THIS TIARA-WEARING MAN OUT OF HERE!

539. OK, YEAH!

540. WHOO!

541. THANK YOU.

542. DID EVERYBODY ENJOY THE SHOW THIS EVENING?

543. OH!

544. MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ENDED UP IN JAIL.

545. YOU KNOW, IT'S TIMES LIKE THIS

546. THAT I'M GLAD THIS IS JUST A TV SHOW.

547. MAN, I HEAR WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.

548. WHAT'S THAT?

549. OH.

550. OH.

551. AHH.

552. BUT YOU KNOW... AHH.

553. HERE AT THE KENAN AND KEL SHOW,

554. KEL AND I ARE ALWAYS PLAYING LOTS OF PRACTICAL JOKES

555. AND GETTING INTO ALL KINDS OF TROUBLE.

556. BUT IN REAL LIFE, PRACTICAL JOKES ARE NO JOKING MATTER.

557. TAKE IT FROM US,

558. TELEVISION'S KENAN AND KEL,

559. THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT, SAY,

560. FILLING UP THE SCHOOL LIBRARY WITH COTTAGE CHEESE

561. OR PUTTING AN ARMADILLO DOWN SOMEBODY'S PANTS—

562. HA HA HA HA HA!

563. HA! OH.

564. THERE'S ALSO NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT SWITCHING

565. YOUR SISTER'S TOILET PAPER WITH SAND PAPER.

566. HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

567. HA! OH, I LOVE THAT ONE!

568. NOW, THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY.

569. OH.

570. BUT REMEMBER, IF YOU MUST JOKE,

571. JOKE RESPONSIBLY.

572. JUST A FRIENDLY MESSAGE

573. FROM YOUR FRIENDS AT KENAN AND KEL.

574. AH, FORGET IT, KEL. WHO WE FOOLING?

575. YEAH, BROTHER.

576. WHY DON'T YOU GRAB SOME COTTAGE CHEESE AND ARMADILLO

577. AND A WHOLE MESS OF SAND PAPER

578. AND MEET ME AT THE SCHOOL LIBRARY? COME ON, PLUCKY!

579. BUT... BUT... BUT, KENAN...

580. WHAT IF THE ARMADILLO EAT THE COTTAGE CHEESE?

581. AND BY THE WAY, WHAT'S ARMADILLO? KENAN!

582. OHHHHHH, HERE IT GOES!

583. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NICKELODEON AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

584. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

585. WHY?