1. OH, HERE IT GOES.
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2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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3. OH, THANK YOU.
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4. THANK YOU
SO MUCH. WOW.
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5. WELCOME TO THE SHOW,
EVERYBODY.
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6. I AM Y2 KENAN!
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7. AND I AM Y2 KEL!
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8. WHOO! THAT IS WONDERFUL.
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9. BOY, TONIGHT'S SHOW
IS GONNA BE MORE
EXCITING THAN EVER.
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10. I MEAN, HERE WE ARE,
STEPPING INTO
A NEW MILLENNIUM.
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11. OOOOH. I JUST
GOT NEW SHOES.
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12. NEW MILLENNIUM,
SAME OLD KEL.
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13. I HOPE SO,
'CAUSE I LOVE RERUNS.
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14. YOU KNOW, I ESPECIALLY
LIKE HOW PEOPLE BE WEARING
THEM OLD HAIRSTYLES
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15. AND ALL THE OLD CLOTHES
THEY WEAR. IT'S SO FUNNY.
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16. BUT KEL, IF OUR SHOW IS
ON 1,000 YEARS FROM NOW
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17. THAT MEANS PEOPLE WILL
BE MAKING FUN OF US.
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18. REALLY?
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19. THAT'S NOT NICE,
FUTURE PEOPLE.
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20. WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING
LIKE THAT TO US?
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21. HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.
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22. WHY DON'T WE DO
TONIGHT'S EPISODE
IN THE YEAR 3000?
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23. THAT WAY, WHEN
PEOPLE SEE IT
1,000 YEARS FROM NOW
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24. IT'LL STILL SEEM
NEW AND UP TO DATE.
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25. HEY, GOOD IDEA, AND
MAYBE IN THE YEAR 3000
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26. WE WON'T GET IN
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27. MAYBE, BUT I
WOULDN'T BET ON IT.
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28. COME ON, SPACEY.
WE'RE GOING TO
THE FUTURE.
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29. B-BUT KENAN!
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30. IS THE FUTURE COLD?
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31. DO I NEED TO
BRING A JACKET?
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32. KENAN?
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33. AWWWWWWWW, HERE IT GOES.
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34. OH!
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35. LIGHTS ON.
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36. KENAN! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
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37. KENAN! GET OUT
YOUR MODULE! KENAN!
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38. KENAN, WAKE UP!
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39. HUH?
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40. WHAT?
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41. IT'S 9:00.
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42. OH, MAN, WE'RE
LATE FOR SCHOOL.
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43. OH, AND WE
HAVE THAT TEST IN
ALIEN BIOLOGY CLASS.
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44. OH, I CAN'T DECIDE
WHAT TO WEAR.
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45. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I LIKE THIS ONE
THE BEST.
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46. REALLY?
MM-HMM.
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47. ALL RIGHT. MAN, I GOTTA DO
WELL ON THAT TEST TODAY.
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48. MY DADDY SAID HE'D
GIVE ME LASER BALL
TICKETS IF I DO.
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49. LASER BALL TICKETS?
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50. OOH, I WANNA COME!
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51. I WANNA SEE MY
FAVORITE ATHLETE—
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52. MICHAEL JORDAN XXII.
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53. WELL, YOU CAN COME,
BUT WE GOTTA TAKE
THE TEST FIRST.
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54. NOW LET'S GO
TO SCHOOL. HELP ME.
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55. LEMME HELP YOU ZIP UP. THANK YOU.
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56. ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO TO SCHOOL.
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57. KENAN, KEL,
NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US.
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58. SORRY WE'RE LATE,
MRS. EH-EH-EH-EH-EH.
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59. WELL, NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE
WE CAN BEGIN THE EXAM.
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60. ACTIVATE THE TESTING CONES.
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61. BEGIN TEST.
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62. VERY WELL, STUDENTS.
YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF ALIEN BIOLOGY
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63. HAS BEEN SUCKED OUT
OF YOUR BRAINS.
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64. CLASS DISMISSED.
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65. WHEW! I THOUGHT THAT TEST
WAS NEVER GONNA END.
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66. NEXT ON THE ANCIENT
HISTORY CHANNEL,
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67. WHEN CARS COULDN'T FLY.
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68. TV OFF!
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69. 2 MILLION CHANNELS AND THERE'S
STILL NOTHING GOOD ON.
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70. HEY, ROGER.
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71. LIKE MY NEW HAIRDO?
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72. NO.
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73. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH
THE GREEN SPARKLY HAIR
YOU HAD YESTERDAY?
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74. I'M JUST TRYING
TO KEEP UP WITH
THE LATEST STYLES.
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75. UNLIKE YOU. I CAN'T
BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL
WEARING THESE CLOTHES.
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76. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MY CLOTHES?
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77. IT'S THE YEAR 3000.
GET WITH THE TIMES.
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78. WHOOOO! HEY, MAMA, DADDY.
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79. HEY, HOW DID
THE TEST GO?
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80. OH, MY BRAIN HURTS.
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81. OH, IT WAS EASY.
YOU BETTER BE READY
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82. TO COUGH UP THOSE
LASER BALL TICKETS,
DADDY.
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83. I'LL WAIT TO SEE
YOUR GRADES.
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84. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE SHOULD GO TOMORROW.
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85. I HEAR THE TENTAPODS
ARE IN TOWN. THEY
GOT GREAT DEFENSE.
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86. THEY SHOULD. THEY'VE
GOT 6 ARMS EACH.
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87. HEY, KENAN, BEFORE
YOU GO DON'T FORGET
TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
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88. OOH—OOH—OOH—OOH—OOH!
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89. I WANNA TAKE OUT
THE TRASH!
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90. I WANNA USE...
THE TRASHINATOR!
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91. THAT TRASHINATOR
IS SO OLD.
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92. HEY, ROGER, WHY DON'T
WE GET A NEWER MODEL?
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93. THAT ONE WORKS
JUST FINE.
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94. BON VOYAGE, TRASH!
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95. YOU'RE NOTHING
BUT TRASH, BUDDY!
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96. I'M KING OF THE TRASH.
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97. I RULE OVER EVERYTHING
THAT IS TRASHY.
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98. OOH!
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99. KEL, THAT WAS OUR LAMP!
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100. SORRY.
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101. HEY, KENAN, I'VE GOT
THE NEW FLOCK OF MONKEYS
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102. MINI-MINI COMPACT DISC.
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103. NEW DISC! LET'S PUT IT ON.
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104. YEAH.
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105. YEAH.
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106. WHOO!
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107. IT'S ELECTRIC HAMMER TIME!
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108. OH! GET ALL OF THEM! OH!
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109. YES! I CAN FEEL IT!
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110. HELLO? HELLO?
THIS MILLENNIUM?
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111. OH, I'M SORRY.
STEREO OFF.
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112. I CAN RING YOU UP
RIGHT HERE ON THE
VIRTUAL CASH REGISTER.
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113. ALL RIGHT. WE GOT
CREAMED SPINACH HERE...
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114. UH, A POUND OF BANANAS...
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115. LET'S SEE... DETERGENT...
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116. AH! CHICKEN CORDON BLEU.
VERY NICE.
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117. OH! WHO LOVES
ORANGE SODA CAPSULES?
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118. KEL LOVES
ORANGE SODA CAPSULES.
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119. IS IT TRUE? MMMMMMMM?
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120. EVEN IN THE YEAR 3000,
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121. I DO, I DO, I DO—HOOOOOO.
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122. OH, YEAH.
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123. IM SORRY, MA'AM. I'M
GOING TO HAVE TO GET
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124. A PRICE CHECK ON THIS
BLUEBERRY PIE. CHRIS!
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125. WHAT IS IT, KENAN?
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126. HOW MUCH IS
THIS BLUEBERRY PIE?
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127. SPECIAL TODAY...
$3 MILLION.
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128. OK...
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129. YOUR TOTAL IS $43 MILLION
AND 17 CENTS.
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130. THANK YOU FOR
SHOPPING AT RIGBY'S,
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131. WHERE THE PRODUCE IS
FRESHER THAN A QUASAR
IN THE CRAB NEBULA.
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132. HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA.
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133. BOY, KENAN, LOOK!
LOOK WHO IT IS!
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134. IT'S OUR TEACHER,
MS. EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH.
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135. OH, YEAH, HEY,
MS. EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH.
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136. WANNA TELL US HOW WE
DID ON OUR TESTS TODAY?
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137. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO.
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138. ALL RIGHT. LAY IT ON ME.
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139. YOU GOT AN "A" PLUS.
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140. "A" PLUS?
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141. WAY TO GO, KENAN!
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142. KEL, AN "A" PLUS IS
THE WORST GRADE YOU CAN GET.
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143. YOU MUST BE THINKING OF
1,000 YEARS AGO
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144. WHEN AN "A" PLUS
WAS A GOOD GRADE.
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145. OH, YEAH. WELL,
HOW DID I DO?
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146. "A" QUADRUPLE PLUS.
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147. I WAS IMPRESSED WITH
HOW MUCH YOU KNOW ABOUT
ALIEN BIOLOGY, KEL.
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148. WELL, MAMA ALWAYS SAID
I THINK LIKE AN ALIEN.
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149. WELL, YOUR PARENTS WILL BE
VERY PLEASED WHEN THEY RECEIVE
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150. YOUR REPORT CARD MODULE
IN THE MAIL THIS AFTERNOON.
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151. AND YOURS WON'T BE.
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152. BYE-BYE.
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153. STUPID "A" PLUS.
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154. NOW MY DADDY'S NOT
GOING TO GIVE ME THOSE
LASER BALL TICKETS.
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155. W-WELL, MAYBE HE'LL
GET YOU MONSTER SPACE
RALLY TICKETS...
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156. OR TICKETS TO SEE CATS.
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157. NO, MAN. HE'S NOT GONNA GET
ME TICKETS TO SEE ANYTHING.
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158. UNLESS WE GET TO
THE MAIL FIRST.
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159. WHAT'S THAT GONNA DO?
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160. I'LL CHANGE THE GRADE
ON MY COMPUTER,
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161. AND THEN TOMORROW
YOU AND I ARE GONNA BE
AT THE LASER BALL GAME,
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162. WATCHING THE CHICAGO PHASERS
KICK SOME TENTAPODS BUTT.
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163. HEY, GOOD PLAN, BUT
THERE'S JUST ONE THING.
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164. WHAT?
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165. TENTAPODS DON'T
HAVE BUTTS.
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166. THAT'S WHY YOU
FAILED ALIEN BIOLOGY.
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167. ALL RIGHT. THE MAIL
SHOULD BE HERE
ANY MINUTE NOW.
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168. KEL, WILL YOU STOP PLAYING
WITH THE TRASHINATOR?
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169. TRASH BE GONE!
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170. THAT WASN'T TRASH, MAN.
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171. THAT WAS MY MAMA'S
FAVORITE VASE.
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172. OH, WELL.
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173. WOULD YOU STOP
MESSING AROUND?
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174. Female voice:
YOU HAVE MAIL.
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175. HEY, THE MAIL'S HERE.
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176. NOW ALL I GOTTA DO IS
FIND MY REPORT CARD MODULE
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177. AND GO UPSTAIRS
AND MAKE THE CHANGES—
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178. OOH, THE MAIL'S HERE.
THANKS, KENAN.
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179. HEY, THIS LOOKS
LIKE YOUR GRADES.
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180. I'LL JUST LOAD IT INTO
THE COMPUTER AND HAVE A LOOK.
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181. KEL! HE'S GONNA LOOK
AT MY REPORT CARD.
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182. DON'T WORRY. I'LL
TRASHINATE THE DISC.
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183. NO, KEL, DON'T DO THAT!
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184. HEY, WHAT—OH!
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185. UH-OH!
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186. OH, HE'S GONE!
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187. KEL, YOU TRASHINATED
MY DADDY!
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188. Roger's voice:
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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189. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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190. YOUR DADDY'S A GHOST!
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191. STOP HAUNTING US!
OH, OUR EVERY
WAKING HOUR!
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192. GHOST? WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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193. WHY ARE BOTH OF YOU
STARING AT ME
LIKE THAT?
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194. DADDY? DADDY?
IS THAT... YOU...
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195. OW! MY EYE!
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196. WHAT DID YOU
DO THAT FOR?
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197. AHHH—!
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198. DADDY, I'M AFRAID
I GOT SOME BAD NEWS.
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199. KENAN FAILED HIS TEST.
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200. THAT'S NOT THE BAD NEWS.
I MEAN, THAT IS BAD NEWS,
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201. BUT NOT COMPARED TO...
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202. YOU BEING INVISIBLE.
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203. I'M INVISIBLE?
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204. YES.
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205. YOU KNOW, LOOK
AT IT THIS WAY.
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206. NOW WHEN YOU GO OUT,
NO ONE HAS TO LOOK AT
YOUR BIG, BALD HEAD.
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207. KEL! SHH!
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208. AND SINCE YOU'RE
INVISIBLE, YOU PROBABLY
CAN'T FEEL THIS.
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209. OW!
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210. I'M GONNA GET YOU!
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211. I'M GONNA GET
YOU OUT OF HERE!
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212. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA—
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213. DADDY, CALM DOWN!
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214. I'LL CALM DOWN
WHEN I'M VISIBLE!
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215. THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME
KIND OF EMERGENCY NUMBER
ON THE TRASHINATOR.
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216. AH, HERE IT IS.
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217. TRASHINATOR AND SON,
HOW CAN I HELP YOU.
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218. YEAH, HI. MY BRILLIANT
FRIEND OVER THERE JUST
TRASHINATED MY DADDY.
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219. ALL RIGHT, DON'T PANIC.
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220. THE TRASHINATOR ONLY
VAPORIZES TRASH.
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221. IT JUST TURNS
HUMANS INVISIBLE.
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222. GREAT. SO HOW DO WE
MAKE HIM UNINVISIBLE?
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223. AW, THAT'S EASY. ALL
YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS
USE THE REVERSE VALVE.
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224. IT'S THE LITTLE GREEN
THING ON THE SIDE
OF THE MACHINE.
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225. OOH, OOH,
I SEE IT.
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226. OW!
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227. SORRY.
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228. THIS IT?
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229. KEL, YOU BROKE
THE REVERSE VALVE!
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230. HOW AM I GONNA
GET VISIBLE NOW?
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231. WELL, D-DON'T
WORRY, DADDY.
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232. I'M SURE THE TECHNICIAN
CAN SEND US A NICE,
NEW REVERSE VALVE.
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233. I CERTAINLY
COULD.
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234. SEE?
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235. ONLY NOT FOR
THAT MODEL.
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236. I MEAN, WHAT
AN OLD-FASHIONED
PIECE OF JUNK!
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237. HA HA HA HA.
GOOD LUCK.
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238. NO—NO—NO!
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239. OK. W-WE CAN FIX THIS.
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240. YOU BETTER,
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241. OR YOU'RE GOING TO WISH
YOUWERE INVISIBLE!
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242. DON'T PANIC, NOW.
DON'T PANIC.
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243. YEAH, BUT YOUR DADDY'S
INVISIBLE,
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244. AND WE DON'T KNOW
HOW TO TURN HIM BACK.
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245. OK... PANIC!
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246. BOY, THESE
LAMB CHOPS ARE GOOD.
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247. MRS. ROCKMORE,
WHAT'S THE RECIPE?
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248. YOU JUST ADD WATER
TO A LAMB CHOP CAPSULE.
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249. YOU KNOW.
THE SAME WAY
WE MAKE ALL FOOD.
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250. OH, YEAH.
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251. ROGER, YOU'RE
DINNER'S GETTING COLD!
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252. I'M RIGHT
NEXT TO YOU, CHERYL.
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253. AND, LOOK. YOU
HAVEN'T EVEN
TOUCHED YOUR DINNER.
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254. I'M NOT HUNGRY.
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255. I GUESS MY APPETITE'S
DISAPPEARED, TOO.
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256. SO THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE LOOKING SO THIN.
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257. YEAH. MAYBE IT'S
BECAUSE YOU POINTED
THAT TRASHINATOR AT ME
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258. AND TURNED ME INTO
AN INVISIBLE FREAK!
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259. I DON'T THINK SO.
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260. OH—DID YOU SEE THAT?
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261. THAT DINNER ROLL JUST
JUMPED OFF THE TABLE
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262. AND HIT ME RIGHT
IN THE HEAD!
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263. MAGIC ROLL!
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264. KEL, THAT WAS MY DADDY.
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265. WE TURNED YOUR DADDY
INTO A DINNER ROLL?
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266. NO, MAN, MY DADDY'S
STILL INVISIBLE.
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267. HE'S SITTING
RIGHT THERE.
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268. OH, I DIDN'T SEE HIM.
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269. ROGER, YOU HAVE
TO EAT SOMETHING.
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270. KENAN, PASS HIM
THE SOUP,
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271. AND BE CAREFUL.
IT'S VERY HOT.
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272. OH, DON'T WORRY.
I GOT IT.
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273. NOT YOU!
THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA!
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274. NOT A GOOD—
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275. OWWWWWWWWW!
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276. HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP!
OWWWWWWWWW!
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277. COME HERE! COME HERE!
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278. WHAT'D YOU DO IT FOR?
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279. I'M NOT GONNA STAND
THIS ANY LONGER!
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280. WHY? WHY? WHY?
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281. EVERY TIME!
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282. ROGER, IT'S ALL
YOUR FAULT ANYWAY.
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283. WHAT? MY FAULT?
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284. YES. YOU WOULDN'T
BE IN THIS MESS
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285. IF YOU HADN'T BEEN
TOO CHEAP TO BUY US
A NEW TRASHINATOR.
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286. HEY, THAT'S TRUE.
DADDY, YOU SHOULD
HAVE—
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287. KENAN!
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288. SORRY.
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289. I MEAN, YOU HAVE NO
PROBLEM SPENDING MONEY
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290. ON OLD, WORTHLESS JUNK.
LIKE THAT STICK.
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291. IT'S CALLED A BAT
AND IT'S AN ANTIQUE.
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292. WOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.
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293. THEY USE IT IN
AN OLD GAME
CALLED BASEBALL.
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294. HOW DOES IT WORK?
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295. KEL, PUT THAT DOWN.
DON'T SWING THAT IN HERE.
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296. BE CAREFUL,
BE CAREFUL NOW—
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297. OWWWWWWWW!
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298. OWWWWWWWW!
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299. KEL! STOP IT!
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300. WOW, THIS IS FUN
FOR AN ANTIQUE.
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301. ANTIQUE, HUH?
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302. YEAH, ANTIQUE.
IT'S A NOUN, IT MEANS,
LIKE, REALLY OLD STUFF.
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303. I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
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304. I JUST GOT AN IDEA.
MAYBE WE CAN FIND
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305. AN OLD TRASHINATOR
REVERSE VALVE AT
AN ANTIQUE STORE!
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306. YEAH, COME ON, KEL.
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307. OH—OH, I ALMOST WALKED
OFF WITH YOUR BAT.
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308. HERE YOU GO.
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309. OWWWWWWWW!
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310. SORRY.
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311. WOW! LOOK AT
THESE ANTIQUES.
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312. MAN, I KNEW THIS
STUFF WOULD BE OLD,
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313. BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT
WOULD DATE ALL THE WAY
BACK TO THE 1990s.
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314. WOW. WHAT'S THIS THING?
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315. OH, THAT'S OBVIOUS.
THIS IS A... UM...
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316. OH, IT'S A MACHINE
THAT HELPED KIDS
COUNT FROM ONE TO 12.
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317. YEAH, OF COURSE.
HA HA HA.
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318. LOOK AT THIS. THIS
MUST BE SOME KIND OF
OLD BACK MASSAGER.
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319. TURN AROUND.
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S TRY IT..
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320. OOH. HEY, THAT
FEELS NICE. YEAH.
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321. WHAT'S THIS THING?
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322. MUST BE SOME KIND
OF A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT.
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323. ACTUALLY, THAT'S
AN OLD TELEPHONE.
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324. HA HA HA HA.
HA HA HA HA.
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325. A TELEPHONE?
WHERE'S THE VIDEO SCREEN?
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326. THEY DIDN'T HAVE ONE.
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327. YEAH, RIGHT. NEXT THING
YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME
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328. IS THAT TV OVER THERE
DOESN'T HAVE 3D.
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329. FLUFFY, COME HERE.
FLUFFY.
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330. FLUFFY, COME HERE.
STOP THAT.
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331. SO, GENTLEMEN, WAS THERE
ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?
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332. YEAH, WE WERE
WONDERING IF YOU HAD
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333. A REVERSE VALVE FOR
AN OLD MODEL TRASHINATOR.
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334. A REVERSE VALVE...
I THINK I MIGHT
HAVE ONE.
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335. KEL, DID YOU HEAR THAT?
HE'S GOT THE VALVE!
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336. ONE REVERSE VALVE.
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337. IT'S THE ONLY ONE I GOT.
IT'S GONNA COST YOU
$100 MILLION.
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338. $100 MILLION FOR A LITTLE
PIECE OF—ALL RIGHT.
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339. WOW. AN ELECTRIC
MERRY-GO-ROUND.
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340. YOU KNOW, WE DON'T
GET MANY CALLS FOR
REVERSE VALVES.
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341. WHAT DID YOU DO?
TRY TO GET RID OF
A REPORT CARD,
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342. AND END UP TURNING
YOUR DAD INVISIBLE
OR SOMETHING?
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343. HA HA HA HA HA.
THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.
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344. I GUESS I'LL JUST TAKE MY
REVERSE VALVE AND GO—
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345. WHERE DID IT GO?
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346. UH-OH!
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347. OH, HOW I HOPE
THAT THAT UH-OH
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348. HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH
WHERE THE VALVE WENT.
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349. KEL, WHERE'S THE VALVE?
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350. VALVE? WHAT VALVE?
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351. YOU KNOW, THE REVERSE
VALVE THAT WE CAME
SPECIFICALLY HERE FOR?
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352. OH, THAT VALVE. UM, I
WAS TRYING TO GIVE IT
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353. A RIDE ON THE LITTLE
ELECTRIC MERRY-GO-ROUND,
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354. AND THEN IT GOT
ALL BUBBLY.
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355. OHHHH, MY REVERSE VALVE!
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356. MY MICROWAVE! MY BAD.
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357. GET OUT OF MY STORE
AND NEVER COME BACK!
BOTH OF YOU!
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358. ALL RIGHT, BUT—OUT!
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359. WHEN YOU SAID THIS
WAS THE ONLY REVERSE VALVE,
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360. WAS THAT A JOKE?
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361. OUT! OUT!
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362. AHHHH.
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363. THAT HIT THE SPOT.
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364. KENAN! HEY!
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365. OH, ARE YOU STILL
ANNOYED AT ME BECAUSE
I TURNED YOUR DAD INVISIBLE
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366. AND MELTED THE PART THAT
WOULD HAVE TURNED HIM BACK?
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367. KENAN. ANSWER ME.
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368. KENAN, ARE YOU ANNOYED
WITH ME, YES OR NO?
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369. AWWWWWW.
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370. IS SOMETHING
WRONG, KENAN?
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371. NO, NO. I JUST HAD
A LITTLE REVERSE
VALVE PROBLEM.
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372. OH, I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.
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373. I HAVE ONE OF
THOSE REVERSE VALVES
IN MY ROBOT BODY,
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374. AND I KNOW WHAT
A PAIN THEY CAN BE.
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375. I MEAN A REAL PAIN IN THE—
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376. YOU HAVE A REVERSE VALVE?
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377. YES. IF I DIDN'T
NEED IT TO FUNCTION
PROPERLY,
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378. I'D GIVE IT TO YOU.
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379. HMM. YEAH, TOO BAD YOU NEED
IT TO FUNCTION PROPERLY.
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380. OH, KENAN, CAN YOU
HANDLE THE STORE
FOR A FEW HOURS?
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381. I NEED TO TAKE
MOTHER TO THE SPA.
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382. SHE'S GETTING
THE FULL TREATMENT—
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383. MASSAGE, FACIAL,
OIL CHANGE.
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384. SURE, CHRIS. THAT SHOULD
BE NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
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385. THANKS.
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386. KEL. I'M GONNA BORROW
CHRIS'S REVERSE VALVE
FOR THE TRASHINATOR.
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387. CHRIS IS NOT GOING TO LET
YOU BORROW HIS REVERSE VALVE.
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388. HE ALREADY TOLD YOU HE CAN'T
FUNCTION WITHOUT IT.
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389. KEL, WHEN I SAY
"BORROW" I REALLY MEAN
"TAKE WITHOUT ASKING."
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390. SO ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS DISTRACT CHRIS
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391. WHILE I SNEAK UP BEHIND
HIM AND GET THE VALVE.
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392. GOT IT!
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393. SO LONG, GUYS.
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394. SO LONG, CHRIS. KEL!
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395. OH, YEAH.
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396. UM, I HAVE TO TIE MY SHOE.
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397. KEL, PEOPLE'S SHOES
TIE THEMSELVES
AUTOMATICALLY.
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398. THEY HAVE FOR
THE PAST 100 YEARS.
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399. THAT'S A GREAT STORY.
TELL IT TO ME AGAIN.
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400. KEL, PEOPLE'S SHOES
TIE THEMSELVES
AUTOMATICALLY—
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401. CHRIS.
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402. IF YOUR REVERSE
VALVE WAS ITCHING,
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403. WHERE WOULD
YOU SCRATCH?
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404. DON'T BE SILLY, KENAN.
ROBOTS DON'T ITCH.
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405. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
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406. I NEED TO GO
AND PICK UP MOTHER.
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407. HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
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408. KENAN!
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409. CHRIS, I NEED
YOUR REVERSE VALVE!
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410. NO! WITHOUT IT,
I CAN'T CHANGE DIRECTION.
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411. OH!
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412. I GOT THE VALVE!
COME ON, KEL!
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413. OH, WAIT'LL
I GET YOU!
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414. OH! OH, MOTHER,
FORGIVE ME.
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415. OH... OH... OH...
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416. TV: IN LASER BALL, THE CHICAGO
PHASERS WERE DEFEATED TODAY
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417. PUTTING THE VENUS TENTAPODS
ON THE VICTORY TRAIL.
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418. WHICH IS SURE TO BE
A TRAIL OF SLIME.
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419. WHO LEFT THE TV ON.
TV OFF.
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420. HEY,
I WAS WATCHING THAT.
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421. AHHH!
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422. ROGER, YOU SCARED ME.
I'M SORRY.
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423. MAN, YOU ARE ONE SCARY
INVISIBLE HUSBAND.
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424. HEY, MAMA.
DADDY, COME QUICK.
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425. DAD-DYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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426. I'M RIGHT HERE, KENAN.
ON THE COUCH.
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427. OH. WELL, LOOK.
I GOT THE REVERSE VALVE.
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428. OH, GREAT!
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429. HE STOLE IT
FROM CHRIS.
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430. I—I BORROWED IT
FROM A FRIEND
NAMED CHRIS WHO'S...
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431. GET THE TRASHINATOR, MAN.
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432. NOW, HANG IN THERE, DADDY.
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433. ALL I GOTTA DO IS
REATTACH THE REVERSE VALVE
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434. ON THE BACK OF
THE TRASHINATOR, LIKE SO.
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435. NOW SWITCH THE TRASHINATOR
INTO REVERSE,
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436. MAN, WE READY TO GO!
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437. LET ME ZAP HIM!
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438. NEVER MIND.
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439. NOW, KENAN. ARE YOU
SURE THAT VALVE IS GONNA
WORK ON OUR OLD MACHINE?
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440. OF COURSE IT WILL.
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441. HOW DO YOU KNOW
ALL REVERSE VALVES
ARE THE SAME?
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442. OF COURSE THEY ARE.
NOW EVERYBODY JUST
STAND BACK AND WATCH.
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443. WELL, AT LEAST
WE CAN SEE HIM.
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444. KE-E-E-E-EENA-A-A-A-N.
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