1. OH, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
3. OH, THANK YOU.Copy !req
4. THANK YOU
SO MUCH. WOW.Copy !req
5. WELCOME TO THE SHOW,
EVERYBODY.Copy !req
6. I AM Y2 KENAN!Copy !req
7. AND I AM Y2 KEL!Copy !req
8. WHOO! THAT IS WONDERFUL.Copy !req
9. BOY, TONIGHT'S SHOW
IS GONNA BE MORE
EXCITING THAN EVER.Copy !req
10. I MEAN, HERE WE ARE,
STEPPING INTO
A NEW MILLENNIUM.Copy !req
11. OOOOH. I JUST
GOT NEW SHOES.Copy !req
12. NEW MILLENNIUM,
SAME OLD KEL.Copy !req
13. HEY, YOU THINK THEY'LL
STILL BE SHOWING
RERUNS OF OUR SHOW
1,000 YEARS FROM NOW?Copy !req
14. I HOPE SO,
'CAUSE I LOVE RERUNS.Copy !req
15. YOU KNOW, I ESPECIALLY
LIKE HOW PEOPLE BE WEARING
THEM OLD HAIRSTYLESCopy !req
16. AND ALL THE OLD CLOTHES
THEY WEAR. IT'S SO FUNNY.Copy !req
17. BUT KEL, IF OUR SHOW IS
ON 1,000 YEARS FROM NOWCopy !req
18. THAT MEANS PEOPLE WILL
BE MAKING FUN OF US.Copy !req
19. REALLY?Copy !req
20. THAT'S NOT NICE,
FUTURE PEOPLE.Copy !req
21. WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING
LIKE THAT TO US?Copy !req
22. HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
23. WHY DON'T WE DO
TONIGHT'S EPISODE
IN THE YEAR 3000?Copy !req
24. THAT WAY, WHEN
PEOPLE SEE IT
1,000 YEARS FROM NOWCopy !req
25. IT'LL STILL SEEM
NEW AND UP TO DATE.Copy !req
26. HEY, GOOD IDEA, AND
MAYBE IN THE YEAR 3000Copy !req
27. WE WON'T GET IN
ANY TROUBLE.Copy !req
28. MAYBE, BUT I
WOULDN'T BET ON IT.Copy !req
29. COME ON, SPACEY.
WE'RE GOING TO
THE FUTURE.Copy !req
30. B-BUT KENAN!Copy !req
31. IS THE FUTURE COLD?Copy !req
32. DO I NEED TO
BRING A JACKET?Copy !req
33. IF THE SHOW IS
IN THE FUTURE,
THEN IS RIGHT NOW
HERE IN THE PAST?Copy !req
34. KENAN?Copy !req
35. AWWWWWWWW, HERE IT GOES.Copy !req
36. OH!Copy !req
37. LIGHTS ON.Copy !req
38. KENAN! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!Copy !req
39. KENAN! GET OUT
YOUR MODULE! KENAN!Copy !req
40. KENAN, WAKE UP!Copy !req
41. HUH?Copy !req
42. WHAT?Copy !req
43. IT'S 9:00.Copy !req
44. OH, MAN, WE'RE
LATE FOR SCHOOL.Copy !req
45. OH, AND WE
HAVE THAT TEST IN
ALIEN BIOLOGY CLASS.Copy !req
46. OH, I CAN'T DECIDE
WHAT TO WEAR.Copy !req
47. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I LIKE THIS ONE
THE BEST.Copy !req
48. REALLY?
MM-HMM.Copy !req
49. ALL RIGHT. MAN, I GOTTA DO
WELL ON THAT TEST TODAY.Copy !req
50. MY DADDY SAID HE'D
GIVE ME LASER BALL
TICKETS IF I DO.Copy !req
51. LASER BALL TICKETS?Copy !req
52. OOH, I WANNA COME!Copy !req
53. I WANNA SEE MY
FAVORITE ATHLETE—Copy !req
54. MICHAEL JORDAN XXII.Copy !req
55. WELL, YOU CAN COME,
BUT WE GOTTA TAKE
THE TEST FIRST.Copy !req
56. NOW LET'S GO
TO SCHOOL. HELP ME.Copy !req
57. LEMME HELP YOU ZIP UP. THANK YOU.Copy !req
58. ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO TO SCHOOL.Copy !req
59. KENAN, KEL,
NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US.Copy !req
60. SORRY WE'RE LATE,
MRS. EH-EH-EH-EH-EH.Copy !req
61. WELL, NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE
WE CAN BEGIN THE EXAM.Copy !req
62. ACTIVATE THE TESTING CONES.Copy !req
63. BEGIN TEST.Copy !req
64. VERY WELL, STUDENTS.
YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF ALIEN BIOLOGYCopy !req
65. HAS BEEN SUCKED OUT
OF YOUR BRAINS.Copy !req
66. CLASS DISMISSED.Copy !req
67. WHEW! I THOUGHT THAT TEST
WAS NEVER GONNA END.Copy !req
68. NEXT ON THE ANCIENT
HISTORY CHANNEL,Copy !req
69. WHEN CARS COULDN'T FLY.Copy !req
70. TV OFF!Copy !req
71. 2 MILLION CHANNELS AND THERE'S
STILL NOTHING GOOD ON.Copy !req
72. HEY, ROGER.Copy !req
73. LIKE MY NEW HAIRDO?Copy !req
74. NO.Copy !req
75. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH
THE GREEN SPARKLY HAIR
YOU HAD YESTERDAY?Copy !req
76. I'M JUST TRYING
TO KEEP UP WITH
THE LATEST STYLES.Copy !req
77. UNLIKE YOU. I CAN'T
BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL
WEARING THESE CLOTHES.Copy !req
78. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MY CLOTHES?Copy !req
79. IT'S THE YEAR 3000.
GET WITH THE TIMES.Copy !req
80. WHOOOO! HEY, MAMA, DADDY.Copy !req
81. HEY, HOW DID
THE TEST GO?Copy !req
82. OH, MY BRAIN HURTS.Copy !req
83. OH, IT WAS EASY.
YOU BETTER BE READYCopy !req
84. TO COUGH UP THOSE
LASER BALL TICKETS,
DADDY.Copy !req
85. I'LL WAIT TO SEE
YOUR GRADES.Copy !req
86. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE SHOULD GO TOMORROW.Copy !req
87. I HEAR THE TENTAPODS
ARE IN TOWN. THEY
GOT GREAT DEFENSE.Copy !req
88. THEY SHOULD. THEY'VE
GOT 6 ARMS EACH.Copy !req
89. HEY, KENAN, BEFORE
YOU GO DON'T FORGET
TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH.Copy !req
90. OOH—OOH—OOH—OOH—OOH!Copy !req
91. I WANNA TAKE OUT
THE TRASH!Copy !req
92. I WANNA USE...
THE TRASHINATOR!Copy !req
93. THAT TRASHINATOR
IS SO OLD.Copy !req
94. HEY, ROGER, WHY DON'T
WE GET A NEWER MODEL?Copy !req
95. THAT ONE WORKS
JUST FINE.Copy !req
96. BON VOYAGE, TRASH!Copy !req
97. YOU'RE NOTHING
BUT TRASH, BUDDY!Copy !req
98. I'M KING OF THE TRASH.Copy !req
99. I RULE OVER EVERYTHING
THAT IS TRASHY.Copy !req
100. OOH!Copy !req
101. KEL, THAT WAS OUR LAMP!Copy !req
102. SORRY.Copy !req
103. HEY, KENAN, I'VE GOT
THE NEW FLOCK OF MONKEYSCopy !req
104. MINI-MINI COMPACT DISC.Copy !req
105. NEW DISC! LET'S PUT IT ON.Copy !req
106. YEAH.Copy !req
107. YEAH.Copy !req
108. WHOO!Copy !req
109. IT'S ELECTRIC HAMMER TIME!Copy !req
110. OH! GET ALL OF THEM! OH!Copy !req
111. YES! I CAN FEEL IT!Copy !req
112. HELLO? HELLO?
THIS MILLENNIUM?Copy !req
113. OH, I'M SORRY.
STEREO OFF.Copy !req
114. I CAN RING YOU UP
RIGHT HERE ON THE
VIRTUAL CASH REGISTER.Copy !req
115. ALL RIGHT. WE GOT
CREAMED SPINACH HERE...Copy !req
116. UH, A POUND OF BANANAS...Copy !req
117. LET'S SEE... DETERGENT...Copy !req
118. AH! CHICKEN CORDON BLEU.
VERY NICE.Copy !req
119. OH! WHO LOVES
ORANGE SODA CAPSULES?Copy !req
120. KEL LOVES
ORANGE SODA CAPSULES.Copy !req
121. IS IT TRUE? MMMMMMMM?Copy !req
122. EVEN IN THE YEAR 3000,Copy !req
123. I DO, I DO, I DO—HOOOOOO.Copy !req
124. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
125. IM SORRY, MA'AM. I'M
GOING TO HAVE TO GETCopy !req
126. A PRICE CHECK ON THIS
BLUEBERRY PIE. CHRIS!Copy !req
127. WHAT IS IT, KENAN?Copy !req
128. HOW MUCH IS
THIS BLUEBERRY PIE?Copy !req
129. SPECIAL TODAY...
$3 MILLION.Copy !req
130. OK...Copy !req
131. YOUR TOTAL IS $43 MILLION
AND 17 CENTS.Copy !req
132. THANK YOU FOR
SHOPPING AT RIGBY'S,Copy !req
133. WHERE THE PRODUCE IS
FRESHER THAN A QUASAR
IN THE CRAB NEBULA.Copy !req
134. HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA.Copy !req
135. BOY, KENAN, LOOK!
LOOK WHO IT IS!Copy !req
136. IT'S OUR TEACHER,
MS. EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH.Copy !req
137. OH, YEAH, HEY,
MS. EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH.Copy !req
138. WANNA TELL US HOW WE
DID ON OUR TESTS TODAY?Copy !req
139. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO.Copy !req
140. ALL RIGHT. LAY IT ON ME.Copy !req
141. YOU GOT AN "A" PLUS.Copy !req
142. "A" PLUS?Copy !req
143. WAY TO GO, KENAN!Copy !req
144. KEL, AN "A" PLUS IS
THE WORST GRADE YOU CAN GET.Copy !req
145. YOU MUST BE THINKING OF
1,000 YEARS AGOCopy !req
146. WHEN AN "A" PLUS
WAS A GOOD GRADE.Copy !req
147. OH, YEAH. WELL,
HOW DID I DO?Copy !req
148. "A" QUADRUPLE PLUS.Copy !req
149. I WAS IMPRESSED WITH
HOW MUCH YOU KNOW ABOUT
ALIEN BIOLOGY, KEL.Copy !req
150. WELL, MAMA ALWAYS SAID
I THINK LIKE AN ALIEN.Copy !req
151. WELL, YOUR PARENTS WILL BE
VERY PLEASED WHEN THEY RECEIVECopy !req
152. YOUR REPORT CARD MODULE
IN THE MAIL THIS AFTERNOON.Copy !req
153. AND YOURS WON'T BE.Copy !req
154. BYE-BYE.Copy !req
155. STUPID "A" PLUS.Copy !req
156. NOW MY DADDY'S NOT
GOING TO GIVE ME THOSE
LASER BALL TICKETS.Copy !req
157. W-WELL, MAYBE HE'LL
GET YOU MONSTER SPACE
RALLY TICKETS...Copy !req
158. OR TICKETS TO SEE CATS.Copy !req
159. NO, MAN. HE'S NOT GONNA GET
ME TICKETS TO SEE ANYTHING.Copy !req
160. UNLESS WE GET TO
THE MAIL FIRST.Copy !req
161. WHAT'S THAT GONNA DO?Copy !req
162. I'LL CHANGE THE GRADE
ON MY COMPUTER,Copy !req
163. AND THEN TOMORROW
YOU AND I ARE GONNA BE
AT THE LASER BALL GAME,Copy !req
164. WATCHING THE CHICAGO PHASERS
KICK SOME TENTAPODS BUTT.Copy !req
165. HEY, GOOD PLAN, BUT
THERE'S JUST ONE THING.Copy !req
166. WHAT?Copy !req
167. TENTAPODS DON'T
HAVE BUTTS.Copy !req
168. THAT'S WHY YOU
FAILED ALIEN BIOLOGY.Copy !req
169. ALL RIGHT. THE MAIL
SHOULD BE HERE
ANY MINUTE NOW.Copy !req
170. KEL, WILL YOU STOP PLAYING
WITH THE TRASHINATOR?Copy !req
171. TRASH BE GONE!Copy !req
172. THAT WASN'T TRASH, MAN.Copy !req
173. THAT WAS MY MAMA'S
FAVORITE VASE.Copy !req
174. OH, WELL.Copy !req
175. WOULD YOU STOP
MESSING AROUND?Copy !req
176. Female voice:
YOU HAVE MAIL.Copy !req
177. HEY, THE MAIL'S HERE.Copy !req
178. NOW ALL I GOTTA DO IS
FIND MY REPORT CARD MODULECopy !req
179. AND GO UPSTAIRS
AND MAKE THE CHANGES—Copy !req
180. OOH, THE MAIL'S HERE.
THANKS, KENAN.Copy !req
181. HEY, THIS LOOKS
LIKE YOUR GRADES.Copy !req
182. I'LL JUST LOAD IT INTO
THE COMPUTER AND HAVE A LOOK.Copy !req
183. KEL! HE'S GONNA LOOK
AT MY REPORT CARD.Copy !req
184. DON'T WORRY. I'LL
TRASHINATE THE DISC.Copy !req
185. NO, KEL, DON'T DO THAT!Copy !req
186. HEY, WHAT—OH!Copy !req
187. UH-OH!Copy !req
188. OH, HE'S GONE!Copy !req
189. KEL, YOU TRASHINATED
MY DADDY!Copy !req
190. Roger's voice:
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
191. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
192. YOUR DADDY'S A GHOST!Copy !req
193. STOP HAUNTING US!
OH, OUR EVERY
WAKING HOUR!Copy !req
194. GHOST? WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?Copy !req
195. WHY ARE BOTH OF YOU
STARING AT ME
LIKE THAT?Copy !req
196. DADDY? DADDY?
IS THAT... YOU...Copy !req
197. OW! MY EYE!Copy !req
198. WHAT DID YOU
DO THAT FOR?Copy !req
199. AHHH—!Copy !req
200. DADDY, I'M AFRAID
I GOT SOME BAD NEWS.Copy !req
201. KENAN FAILED HIS TEST.Copy !req
202. THAT'S NOT THE BAD NEWS.
I MEAN, THAT IS BAD NEWS,Copy !req
203. BUT NOT COMPARED TO...Copy !req
204. YOU BEING INVISIBLE.Copy !req
205. I'M INVISIBLE?Copy !req
206. YES.Copy !req
207. YOU KNOW, LOOK
AT IT THIS WAY.Copy !req
208. NOW WHEN YOU GO OUT,
NO ONE HAS TO LOOK AT
YOUR BIG, BALD HEAD.Copy !req
209. KEL! SHH!Copy !req
210. AND SINCE YOU'RE
INVISIBLE, YOU PROBABLY
CAN'T FEEL THIS.Copy !req
211. OW!Copy !req
212. I'M GONNA GET YOU!Copy !req
213. I'M GONNA GET
YOU OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
214. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA—Copy !req
215. DADDY, CALM DOWN!Copy !req
216. I'LL CALM DOWN
WHEN I'M VISIBLE!Copy !req
217. THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME
KIND OF EMERGENCY NUMBER
ON THE TRASHINATOR.Copy !req
218. AH, HERE IT IS.Copy !req
219. TRASHINATOR AND SON,
HOW CAN I HELP YOU.Copy !req
220. YEAH, HI. MY BRILLIANT
FRIEND OVER THERE JUST
TRASHINATED MY DADDY.Copy !req
221. ALL RIGHT, DON'T PANIC.Copy !req
222. THE TRASHINATOR ONLY
VAPORIZES TRASH.Copy !req
223. IT JUST TURNS
HUMANS INVISIBLE.Copy !req
224. GREAT. SO HOW DO WE
MAKE HIM UNINVISIBLE?Copy !req
225. AW, THAT'S EASY. ALL
YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS
USE THE REVERSE VALVE.Copy !req
226. IT'S THE LITTLE GREEN
THING ON THE SIDE
OF THE MACHINE.Copy !req
227. OOH, OOH,
I SEE IT.Copy !req
228. OW!Copy !req
229. SORRY.Copy !req
230. THIS IT?Copy !req
231. KEL, YOU BROKE
THE REVERSE VALVE!Copy !req
232. HOW AM I GONNA
GET VISIBLE NOW?Copy !req
233. WELL, D-DON'T
WORRY, DADDY.Copy !req
234. I'M SURE THE TECHNICIAN
CAN SEND US A NICE,
NEW REVERSE VALVE.Copy !req
235. I CERTAINLY
COULD.Copy !req
236. SEE?Copy !req
237. ONLY NOT FOR
THAT MODEL.Copy !req
238. THAT THING
LOOKS LIKE
IT'S FROM THE
25th CENTURY.Copy !req
239. I MEAN, WHAT
AN OLD-FASHIONED
PIECE OF JUNK!Copy !req
240. HA HA HA HA.
GOOD LUCK.Copy !req
241. NO—NO—NO!Copy !req
242. OK. W-WE CAN FIX THIS.Copy !req
243. YOU BETTER,Copy !req
244. OR YOU'RE GOING TO WISH
YOUWERE INVISIBLE!Copy !req
245. DON'T PANIC, NOW.
DON'T PANIC.Copy !req
246. YEAH, BUT YOUR DADDY'S
INVISIBLE,Copy !req
247. AND WE DON'T KNOW
HOW TO TURN HIM BACK.Copy !req
248. OK... PANIC!Copy !req
249. BOY, THESE
LAMB CHOPS ARE GOOD.Copy !req
250. MRS. ROCKMORE,
WHAT'S THE RECIPE?Copy !req
251. YOU JUST ADD WATER
TO A LAMB CHOP CAPSULE.Copy !req
252. YOU KNOW.
THE SAME WAY
WE MAKE ALL FOOD.Copy !req
253. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
254. ROGER, YOU'RE
DINNER'S GETTING COLD!Copy !req
255. I'M RIGHT
NEXT TO YOU, CHERYL.Copy !req
256. SORRY, ROGER,
IT'S JUST SO HARD TO
SEE YOU EVER SINCE
YOU'VE DISAPPEARED.Copy !req
257. AND, LOOK. YOU
HAVEN'T EVEN
TOUCHED YOUR DINNER.Copy !req
258. I'M NOT HUNGRY.Copy !req
259. I GUESS MY APPETITE'S
DISAPPEARED, TOO.Copy !req
260. SO THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE LOOKING SO THIN.Copy !req
261. YEAH. MAYBE IT'S
BECAUSE YOU POINTED
THAT TRASHINATOR AT MECopy !req
262. AND TURNED ME INTO
AN INVISIBLE FREAK!Copy !req
263. I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
264. OH—DID YOU SEE THAT?Copy !req
265. THAT DINNER ROLL JUST
JUMPED OFF THE TABLECopy !req
266. AND HIT ME RIGHT
IN THE HEAD!Copy !req
267. MAGIC ROLL!Copy !req
268. KEL, THAT WAS MY DADDY.Copy !req
269. WE TURNED YOUR DADDY
INTO A DINNER ROLL?Copy !req
270. NO, MAN, MY DADDY'S
STILL INVISIBLE.Copy !req
271. HE'S SITTING
RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
272. OH, I DIDN'T SEE HIM.Copy !req
273. ROGER, YOU HAVE
TO EAT SOMETHING.Copy !req
274. KENAN, PASS HIM
THE SOUP,Copy !req
275. AND BE CAREFUL.
IT'S VERY HOT.Copy !req
276. OH, DON'T WORRY.
I GOT IT.Copy !req
277. NOT YOU!
THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA!Copy !req
278. NOT A GOOD—Copy !req
279. OWWWWWWWWW!Copy !req
280. HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP!
OWWWWWWWWW!Copy !req
281. COME HERE! COME HERE!Copy !req
282. WHAT'D YOU DO IT FOR?Copy !req
283. I'M NOT GONNA STAND
THIS ANY LONGER!Copy !req
284. WHY? WHY? WHY?Copy !req
285. EVERY TIME!Copy !req
286. ROGER, IT'S ALL
YOUR FAULT ANYWAY.Copy !req
287. WHAT? MY FAULT?Copy !req
288. YES. YOU WOULDN'T
BE IN THIS MESSCopy !req
289. IF YOU HADN'T BEEN
TOO CHEAP TO BUY US
A NEW TRASHINATOR.Copy !req
290. HEY, THAT'S TRUE.
DADDY, YOU SHOULD
HAVE—Copy !req
291. KENAN!Copy !req
292. SORRY.Copy !req
293. I MEAN, YOU HAVE NO
PROBLEM SPENDING MONEYCopy !req
294. ON OLD, WORTHLESS JUNK.
LIKE THAT STICK.Copy !req
295. IT'S CALLED A BAT
AND IT'S AN ANTIQUE.Copy !req
296. WOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.Copy !req
297. THEY USE IT IN
AN OLD GAME
CALLED BASEBALL.Copy !req
298. HOW DOES IT WORK?Copy !req
299. KEL, PUT THAT DOWN.
DON'T SWING THAT IN HERE.Copy !req
300. BE CAREFUL,
BE CAREFUL NOW—Copy !req
301. OWWWWWWWW!Copy !req
302. OWWWWWWWW!Copy !req
303. KEL! STOP IT!Copy !req
304. WOW, THIS IS FUN
FOR AN ANTIQUE.Copy !req
305. ANTIQUE, HUH?Copy !req
306. YEAH, ANTIQUE.
IT'S A NOUN, IT MEANS,
LIKE, REALLY OLD STUFF.Copy !req
307. I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.Copy !req
308. I JUST GOT AN IDEA.
MAYBE WE CAN FINDCopy !req
309. AN OLD TRASHINATOR
REVERSE VALVE AT
AN ANTIQUE STORE!Copy !req
310. YEAH, COME ON, KEL.Copy !req
311. OH—OH, I ALMOST WALKED
OFF WITH YOUR BAT.Copy !req
312. HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
313. OWWWWWWWW!Copy !req
314. SORRY.Copy !req
315. WOW! LOOK AT
THESE ANTIQUES.Copy !req
316. MAN, I KNEW THIS
STUFF WOULD BE OLD,Copy !req
317. BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT
WOULD DATE ALL THE WAY
BACK TO THE 1990s.Copy !req
318. WOW. WHAT'S THIS THING?Copy !req
319. OH, THAT'S OBVIOUS.
THIS IS A... UM...Copy !req
320. OH, IT'S A MACHINE
THAT HELPED KIDS
COUNT FROM ONE TO 12.Copy !req
321. YEAH, OF COURSE.
HA HA HA.Copy !req
322. LOOK AT THIS. THIS
MUST BE SOME KIND OF
OLD BACK MASSAGER.Copy !req
323. TURN AROUND.
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S TRY IT..Copy !req
324. OOH. HEY, THAT
FEELS NICE. YEAH.Copy !req
325. WHAT'S THIS THING?Copy !req
326. MUST BE SOME KIND
OF A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT.Copy !req
327. ACTUALLY, THAT'S
AN OLD TELEPHONE.Copy !req
328. HA HA HA HA.
HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
329. A TELEPHONE?
WHERE'S THE VIDEO SCREEN?Copy !req
330. THEY DIDN'T HAVE ONE.Copy !req
331. YEAH, RIGHT. NEXT THING
YOU'RE GOING TO TELL MECopy !req
332. IS THAT TV OVER THERE
DOESN'T HAVE 3D.Copy !req
333. FLUFFY, COME HERE.
FLUFFY.Copy !req
334. FLUFFY, COME HERE.
STOP THAT.Copy !req
335. SO, GENTLEMEN, WAS THERE
ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?Copy !req
336. YEAH, WE WERE
WONDERING IF YOU HADCopy !req
337. A REVERSE VALVE FOR
AN OLD MODEL TRASHINATOR.Copy !req
338. A REVERSE VALVE...
I THINK I MIGHT
HAVE ONE.Copy !req
339. KEL, DID YOU HEAR THAT?
HE'S GOT THE VALVE!Copy !req
340. ONE REVERSE VALVE.Copy !req
341. IT'S THE ONLY ONE I GOT.
IT'S GONNA COST YOU
$100 MILLION.Copy !req
342. $100 MILLION FOR A LITTLE
PIECE OF—ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
343. WOW. AN ELECTRIC
MERRY-GO-ROUND.Copy !req
344. YOU KNOW, WE DON'T
GET MANY CALLS FOR
REVERSE VALVES.Copy !req
345. WHAT DID YOU DO?
TRY TO GET RID OF
A REPORT CARD,Copy !req
346. AND END UP TURNING
YOUR DAD INVISIBLE
OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
347. HA HA HA HA HA.
THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.Copy !req
348. I GUESS I'LL JUST TAKE MY
REVERSE VALVE AND GO—Copy !req
349. WHERE DID IT GO?Copy !req
350. UH-OH!Copy !req
351. OH, HOW I HOPE
THAT THAT UH-OHCopy !req
352. HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH
WHERE THE VALVE WENT.Copy !req
353. KEL, WHERE'S THE VALVE?Copy !req
354. VALVE? WHAT VALVE?Copy !req
355. YOU KNOW, THE REVERSE
VALVE THAT WE CAME
SPECIFICALLY HERE FOR?Copy !req
356. OH, THAT VALVE. UM, I
WAS TRYING TO GIVE ITCopy !req
357. A RIDE ON THE LITTLE
ELECTRIC MERRY-GO-ROUND,Copy !req
358. AND THEN IT GOT
ALL BUBBLY.Copy !req
359. OHHHH, MY REVERSE VALVE!Copy !req
360. MY MICROWAVE! MY BAD.Copy !req
361. GET OUT OF MY STORE
AND NEVER COME BACK!
BOTH OF YOU!Copy !req
362. ALL RIGHT, BUT—OUT!Copy !req
363. WHEN YOU SAID THIS
WAS THE ONLY REVERSE VALVE,Copy !req
364. WAS THAT A JOKE?Copy !req
365. OUT! OUT!Copy !req
366. AHHHH.Copy !req
367. THAT HIT THE SPOT.Copy !req
368. KENAN! HEY!Copy !req
369. OH, ARE YOU STILL
ANNOYED AT ME BECAUSE
I TURNED YOUR DAD INVISIBLECopy !req
370. AND MELTED THE PART THAT
WOULD HAVE TURNED HIM BACK?Copy !req
371. KENAN. ANSWER ME.Copy !req
372. KENAN, ARE YOU ANNOYED
WITH ME, YES OR NO?Copy !req
373. AWWWWWW.Copy !req
374. IS SOMETHING
WRONG, KENAN?Copy !req
375. NO, NO. I JUST HAD
A LITTLE REVERSE
VALVE PROBLEM.Copy !req
376. OH, I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.Copy !req
377. I HAVE ONE OF
THOSE REVERSE VALVES
IN MY ROBOT BODY,Copy !req
378. AND I KNOW WHAT
A PAIN THEY CAN BE.Copy !req
379. I MEAN A REAL PAIN IN THE—Copy !req
380. YOU HAVE A REVERSE VALVE?Copy !req
381. YES. IF I DIDN'T
NEED IT TO FUNCTION
PROPERLY,Copy !req
382. I'D GIVE IT TO YOU.Copy !req
383. HMM. YEAH, TOO BAD YOU NEED
IT TO FUNCTION PROPERLY.Copy !req
384. OH, KENAN, CAN YOU
HANDLE THE STORE
FOR A FEW HOURS?Copy !req
385. I NEED TO TAKE
MOTHER TO THE SPA.Copy !req
386. SHE'S GETTING
THE FULL TREATMENT—Copy !req
387. MASSAGE, FACIAL,
OIL CHANGE.Copy !req
388. SURE, CHRIS. THAT SHOULD
BE NO PROBLEM AT ALL.Copy !req
389. THANKS.Copy !req
390. KEL. I'M GONNA BORROW
CHRIS'S REVERSE VALVE
FOR THE TRASHINATOR.Copy !req
391. CHRIS IS NOT GOING TO LET
YOU BORROW HIS REVERSE VALVE.Copy !req
392. HE ALREADY TOLD YOU HE CAN'T
FUNCTION WITHOUT IT.Copy !req
393. KEL, WHEN I SAY
"BORROW" I REALLY MEAN
"TAKE WITHOUT ASKING."Copy !req
394. SO ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS DISTRACT CHRISCopy !req
395. WHILE I SNEAK UP BEHIND
HIM AND GET THE VALVE.Copy !req
396. GOT IT!Copy !req
397. SO LONG, GUYS.Copy !req
398. SO LONG, CHRIS. KEL!Copy !req
399. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
400. UM, I HAVE TO TIE MY SHOE.Copy !req
401. KEL, PEOPLE'S SHOES
TIE THEMSELVES
AUTOMATICALLY.Copy !req
402. THEY HAVE FOR
THE PAST 100 YEARS.Copy !req
403. THAT'S A GREAT STORY.
TELL IT TO ME AGAIN.Copy !req
404. KEL, PEOPLE'S SHOES
TIE THEMSELVES
AUTOMATICALLY—Copy !req
405. CHRIS.Copy !req
406. IF YOUR REVERSE
VALVE WAS ITCHING,Copy !req
407. WHERE WOULD
YOU SCRATCH?Copy !req
408. DON'T BE SILLY, KENAN.
ROBOTS DON'T ITCH.Copy !req
409. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,Copy !req
410. I NEED TO GO
AND PICK UP MOTHER.Copy !req
411. HOW DID YOU DO THAT?Copy !req
412. KENAN!Copy !req
413. CHRIS, I NEED
YOUR REVERSE VALVE!Copy !req
414. NO! WITHOUT IT,
I CAN'T CHANGE DIRECTION.Copy !req
415. OH!Copy !req
416. I GOT THE VALVE!
COME ON, KEL!Copy !req
417. OH, WAIT'LL
I GET YOU!Copy !req
418. OH! OH, MOTHER,
FORGIVE ME.Copy !req
419. OH... OH... OH...Copy !req
420. TV: IN LASER BALL, THE CHICAGO
PHASERS WERE DEFEATED TODAYCopy !req
421. PUTTING THE VENUS TENTAPODS
ON THE VICTORY TRAIL.Copy !req
422. WHICH IS SURE TO BE
A TRAIL OF SLIME.Copy !req
423. WHO LEFT THE TV ON.
TV OFF.Copy !req
424. HEY,
I WAS WATCHING THAT.Copy !req
425. AHHH!Copy !req
426. ROGER, YOU SCARED ME.
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
427. MAN, YOU ARE ONE SCARY
INVISIBLE HUSBAND.Copy !req
428. HEY, MAMA.
DADDY, COME QUICK.Copy !req
429. DAD-DYYYYYYYYYYYYY!Copy !req
430. I'M RIGHT HERE, KENAN.
ON THE COUCH.Copy !req
431. OH. WELL, LOOK.
I GOT THE REVERSE VALVE.Copy !req
432. OH, GREAT!Copy !req
433. HE STOLE IT
FROM CHRIS.Copy !req
434. I—I BORROWED IT
FROM A FRIEND
NAMED CHRIS WHO'S...Copy !req
435. GET THE TRASHINATOR, MAN.Copy !req
436. NOW, HANG IN THERE, DADDY.Copy !req
437. ALL I GOTTA DO IS
REATTACH THE REVERSE VALVECopy !req
438. ON THE BACK OF
THE TRASHINATOR, LIKE SO.Copy !req
439. NOW SWITCH THE TRASHINATOR
INTO REVERSE,Copy !req
440. MAN, WE READY TO GO!Copy !req
441. LET ME ZAP HIM!Copy !req
442. NEVER MIND.Copy !req
443. NOW, KENAN. ARE YOU
SURE THAT VALVE IS GONNA
WORK ON OUR OLD MACHINE?Copy !req
444. OF COURSE IT WILL.Copy !req
445. HOW DO YOU KNOW
ALL REVERSE VALVES
ARE THE SAME?Copy !req
446. OF COURSE THEY ARE.
NOW EVERYBODY JUST
STAND BACK AND WATCH.Copy !req
447. WELL, AT LEAST
WE CAN SEE HIM.Copy !req
448. KE-E-E-E-EENA-A-A-A-N.Copy !req