1. Oh, here it goes.Copy !req
2. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
and u.S. Department of educationCopy !req
3. Thank you! Thank you!Copy !req
4. Welcome to the
kenan & kel program.Copy !req
5. I am... The kenan.Copy !req
6. I am... The kel.Copy !req
7. Whoo!Copy !req
8. Whoo, boy!Copy !req
9. Hey, uh, kenan.
I got a surprise
for you.Copy !req
10. Really?Copy !req
11. Yeah. Hit it!Copy !req
12. Cool, huh?
Eh? Eh?Copy !req
13. You like it?Copy !req
14. What have you done?Copy !req
15. Well, i made our heads
look all funny.Copy !req
16. Isn't it cool?
Look at us!Copy !req
17. Oh, man, cut it out!
Why'd you have to
mess with the picture?Copy !req
18. Take us to your
leader!Copy !req
19. Oh, man, my head
is bigger than
it oughta be!Copy !req
20. I thought we could
do the whole show
like this.Copy !req
21. Oh, well, you
thought wrong,
blimpy!Copy !req
22. Can somebody please
turn us back to
normal?Copy !req
23. oh...Copy !req
24. Man, you're no fun!Copy !req
25. Ah... But if it's
fun you seek,Copy !req
26. Well, then,
follow me.Copy !req
27. Kenan, come on, man.
I was just kidding!Copy !req
28. Kenan, can't we just
stay here and have
funny-looking heads?Copy !req
29. Kenan!Copy !req
30. Aw, here it goes!Copy !req
31. "sorry. You lose.
Try again."Copy !req
32. O.K. I will.Copy !req
33. "sorry. You lose.
Try again."Copy !req
34. Well... If you insist,
i guess i could.Copy !req
35. Oh, doohickey!Copy !req
36. I can't believe
my eyes.Copy !req
37. It looks like
you're actually working!Copy !req
38. No, there's nothing
wrong with your eyes.Copy !req
39. It's your mouth
that's the problem!Copy !req
40. Look, kenan.
Charla and i made
this banner.Copy !req
41. We did it with
felt tip markers.Copy !req
42. Ah, you should
both be very
proud.Copy !req
43. Oh, we are.Copy !req
44. It's for
the super saturday
sale.Copy !req
45. Oh!Copy !req
46. So that's why it says
super saturday sale.Copy !req
47. Yep. This saturday,
every item in the storeCopy !req
48. That begins with
the letter "s"
is half-price.Copy !req
49. Hey, party people!Copy !req
50. Kel, you ripped
my banner, you—you—Copy !req
51. You ripper!Copy !req
52. Look what you did!Copy !req
53. How much longer
do i have to look?Copy !req
54. Not much.Copy !req
55. Hey, what's
a "urday sale"?Copy !req
56. Kel, this saturday,
all items in the storeCopy !req
57. Beginning with
the letter "s"
are half-price.Copy !req
58. Oh, like sam!Copy !req
59. yeah, kel.Copy !req
60. If sam were an item,Copy !req
61. He'd be half-price.Copy !req
62. But who is sam?Copy !req
63. I don't know!
You brought him up!Copy !req
64. I am not!
But you're the one
selling him!Copy !req
65. Hey, chris,
this saturday,Copy !req
66. My daddy's throwing
a surprise anniversary
party for my mama.Copy !req
67. He wanted me
to invite you.Copy !req
68. Oh. Oh, i'm sorry,
i can't go.Copy !req
69. Mother and i
have tickets to go see
wrestle fever...Copy !req
70. You know,
the musical about
wrestling.Copy !req
71. Oh, that sounds like
fun.Copy !req
72. A musical about wrestling.Copy !req
73. Hey, hey, chris.Copy !req
74. This saturday,
is orange soda
half-price?Copy !req
75. D-d-d-d-no!Copy !req
76. Orange starts with
the letter "o"!Copy !req
77. Yeah, but soda starts
with the letter ssssss!Copy !req
78. He's right, you know.Copy !req
79. Oh, what does it matter?
He never pays for
anything anyway!Copy !req
80. Good point!
Mmm, mmm, mmm!Copy !req
81. Mmm-mmm-mmm!Copy !req
82. Would you look at that?Copy !req
83. I won a free soda!Copy !req
84. aaaaooooh!Copy !req
85. Ah!Copy !req
86. Man, why are we
watching this
spanish soap opera?Copy !req
87. Do you even know
what's going on?Copy !req
88. Yes, i know what's
goin' on!Copy !req
89. Hector just dumped
juanita for consueloCopy !req
90. Who he thought was
out in the jungle,Copy !req
91. But actually it was
her evil twin sister rina!Copy !req
92. What? You don't
even know how to
speak spanish.Copy !req
93. Oh, yeah, i don't!Copy !req
94. Hello, boys.Copy !req
95. What's going on?Copy !req
96. Hector just dumped
juanita.Copy !req
97. Oh, but what about
her evil twin?Copy !req
98. Man, you watch this, too?Copy !req
99. No.Copy !req
100. Well, i'm sure
juanita will be fine.Copy !req
101. I'm going to check
on the meat loaf.Copy !req
102. Ah. Commercial.Copy !req
103. O.K., boys.
Now everything's set
for the surprise party.Copy !req
104. Your mother doesn't
know a thing!Copy !req
105. That's not true!
She knows a lot of
things!Copy !req
106. Man, she doesn't know
a thing about
the party!Copy !req
107. Oh!Copy !req
108. O.K. I need you guysCopy !req
109. To pick up the cake
and the bracelet
i ordered.Copy !req
110. I—br-shhh!Copy !req
111. I'm gonna b-ssh-shhh!Copy !req
112. That don't make
no sense!Copy !req
113. What are you boys
talking about?Copy !req
114. Nothing.Copy !req
115. That's not true.Copy !req
116. We were talking about
the surprise pa—Copy !req
117. The surprising par... T...Copy !req
118. Of... Th-the meat loaf!Copy !req
119. Yeah, yeah, we just love
surprises in the meat loaf.Copy !req
120. See? She knows
something!Copy !req
121. He said you didn't
know anything.Copy !req
122. Oh, he did, did he?Copy !req
123. Man, charla better
get here soon.Copy !req
124. I gotta pick up
that bracelet
and that cake.Copy !req
125. Hey, sausage begins
with an "s."Copy !req
126. Is sausage half-off?Copy !req
127. Yeah.Copy !req
128. Which half?Copy !req
129. O.K. That'll be
17.27.Copy !req
130. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.Copy !req
131. You didn't give me
my half-price
discounts.Copy !req
132. That's because
you don't have
any itemsCopy !req
133. That start with
the letter "s".Copy !req
134. What about
this pepper?Copy !req
135. That's pepper.
Pepper starts with
a "p"--Copy !req
136. You know,
as in pepper.Copy !req
137. He's right, you know.Copy !req
138. And what about this?Copy !req
139. That's a can of tuna.
Tuna starts with a "t"Copy !req
140. As in "too bad.
No discount."Copy !req
141. But this is
a small can of tuna,Copy !req
142. And small begins
with an "s", as in
"stinky service"!Copy !req
143. Can't argue
with that one.Copy !req
144. Oh. Well, you know
what else starts
with the letter "s"?Copy !req
145. "so long, see ya,
sayonara, and get out!"Copy !req
146. Get out doesn't begin
with the letter "s".Copy !req
147. Sorry i'm late.Copy !req
148. Just kidding.
I'm not really
all that sorry.Copy !req
149. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
150. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
151. Oh, little charla
made a joke.Copy !req
152. Get on the cash register!Copy !req
153. I gotta get to
the jewelry store
and the bakery,Copy !req
154. And they close
at 6:00.Copy !req
155. So? You got—10 minutes.Copy !req
156. What? Ah!Copy !req
157. Oh, come on, ke—Copy !req
158. Kel—Copy !req
159. Come on!Copy !req
160. Is this turkey
half-price?Copy !req
161. It's turkey.Copy !req
162. Turkey's
a sandwich meat.Copy !req
163. Sandwich starts with
an "s".Copy !req
164. Gotta go.
Customers.Copy !req
165. Hey, hey, hey.
Don't lean on
the glass.Copy !req
166. Sorry. I'm here
to pick up a bracelet.Copy !req
167. You're roger rockmore's kid.Copy !req
168. You know, i know
your father for 30 years.Copy !req
169. Great.
About the bracelet—Copy !req
170. Kenan, the bakery
closes in 5 minutes!Copy !req
171. I know!Copy !req
172. Hey, don't lean
on the glass!Copy !req
173. Sorry.Copy !req
174. I remember one time...Copy !req
175. Oh, he's telling me.
He's telling me!Copy !req
176. We once rented
a boat, you know.Copy !req
177. Hey, your father,
i gotta tell ya,Copy !req
178. He didn't know
diddly squat about
sailing.Copy !req
179. Oh, yeah.
I love that story
with the boat and sailing...Copy !req
180. But tonight
is my parents'
anniversary party,Copy !req
181. And i only got
5 minutes to
pick up the cake!Copy !req
182. Oh... They're having a party.Copy !req
183. Well, they didn't tell me
anything about a party.Copy !req
184. Oh, well, it's really
not a party party.Copy !req
185. Sure it is!Copy !req
186. So, um,
about the bracelet—Copy !req
187. Here's your
stinking bracelet,Copy !req
188. And you can tell roger
i hope he has a great
time at his dumb party.Copy !req
189. Hey, what'd i say
about leaning on
the glass?Copy !req
190. Wait a minute,
i know—Copy !req
191. Oh, you said
don't lean on
the glass!Copy !req
192. We just gonna leave you
with your broken glass.Copy !req
193. You can tell your father
i'm gonna put this
on his bill!Copy !req
194. No, no, no,
don't close!
Don't close!Copy !req
195. Sweeeets!Copy !req
196. oh!Copy !req
197. Nice!Copy !req
198. How can i help you?Copy !req
199. I'm here to pick up
the cake for
roger rockmore.Copy !req
200. Sweetie?Copy !req
201. Can you please not
lean on the glass?Copy !req
202. How come?Copy !req
203. How come?Copy !req
204. How many countertops
do you have to
crash throughCopy !req
205. Before you learn?Copy !req
206. I dunno. Uh... 4?Copy !req
207. Get off the glass!Copy !req
208. Sorry.Copy !req
209. I'll get your cake.Copy !req
210. Don't touch that!Copy !req
211. But it all looks
so tasty!Copy !req
212. Whoo!Copy !req
213. Wow!Copy !req
214. That looks delicious!Copy !req
215. It's double
chocolate
raspberry cakeCopy !req
216. With a mocha
creme center.Copy !req
217. Wow!Copy !req
218. I can't wait
to get it home!Copy !req
219. Ohhhhaaah!Copy !req
220. I don't suppose
that that loud
crashing noiseCopy !req
221. Came from anywhere
other than the store?Copy !req
222. No.Copy !req
223. Didn't think so.Copy !req
224. So you gonna put that
on my daddy's bill,
huh?Copy !req
225. Yes, i am,
sweetie.Copy !req
226. Well, come on, kel.Copy !req
227. I'll be right there,
kenan.Copy !req
228. Mmm... Frosting.Copy !req
229. Be careful!Copy !req
230. When am i not
careful?Copy !req
231. Oh, i don't know.
When you're awake?Copy !req
232. Well, we got the cake
here in one piece.Copy !req
233. I bet you didn't think
we could do that.Copy !req
234. The bracelet.
Where's the bracelet?Copy !req
235. Looks nice on me,
doesn't it?Copy !req
236. Oh, yeah.
It's very pretty.Copy !req
237. You know what, kel?Copy !req
238. Everything is
working out o.K.Copy !req
239. Of course!
It always does!Copy !req
240. Yeah. I'm just gonna
stick this cake in
the refrigerator.Copy !req
241. Oh, kenan, kenan!Copy !req
242. W-what?Copy !req
243. The cake almost
fell out the bottom!Copy !req
244. Oh! Nice save, kel!Copy !req
245. Well, here.
Hold the bottom
while i lift the cake out.Copy !req
246. O.K. Be careful
now.Copy !req
247. Excusey!Copy !req
248. Oh... Be careful.Copy !req
249. O.K.Copy !req
250. Ah, yeah.
This is great.Copy !req
251. Boy, that's a nice
cake.Copy !req
252. We're cool.Copy !req
253. Oh, wait! I—Copy !req
254. Why?Copy !req
255. My daddy!Copy !req
256. My daddy!Copy !req
257. My daddy's gonna
be so mad at—
you!Copy !req
258. Why me?Copy !req
259. I'm just gonna
have to tell himCopy !req
260. This whole thing
was your fault.
It's the only way!Copy !req
261. Your daddy doesn't
have to know!
Maybe we can fix it!Copy !req
262. Let me show you.
Do like that...Copy !req
263. Then we just...Copy !req
264. Fluff it up...Copy !req
265. Oh, gotta think
of something!Copy !req
266. Gotta think of—Copy !req
267. I got it!Copy !req
268. We'll make
a new cake!
Come on!Copy !req
269. We don't know how
to cook a cake.Copy !req
270. We have to try!
How hard can it be?Copy !req
271. Come on!Copy !req
272. All right.Copy !req
273. Cakes... Cakes!Copy !req
274. Cakes!Copy !req
275. O.K. O.K.Copy !req
276. This looks easy.Copy !req
277. The ingredients
are eggs,Copy !req
278. Milk, butter,
sugar,Copy !req
279. Icing, and flour.Copy !req
280. Sugar, icing,
flour.Copy !req
281. O.K. I got
the icingCopy !req
282. And i got
the sugar.Copy !req
283. Come on.
What else?Copy !req
284. O.K... Uh, flour.Copy !req
285. Flour.Copy !req
286. I said flour,
not flowers!Copy !req
287. Oh.Copy !req
288. Flour!Copy !req
289. Well, what do we do now?Copy !req
290. Well, it says hereCopy !req
291. To put all these
ingredients in a bowlCopy !req
292. And mix them together
and then cook it.Copy !req
293. O.K. Here goes
the flour.Copy !req
294. O.K. And then—then—Copy !req
295. Get these out the way!Copy !req
296. Here go the sugar.Copy !req
297. All right.
Need a lot of sugar.Copy !req
298. Then the milk.
There we go.Copy !req
299. Ah!Copy !req
300. O.K. There we go.Copy !req
301. Here we go.
And the icing...Copy !req
302. Eh!Copy !req
303. There you go!Copy !req
304. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
305. Ah!Copy !req
306. Icing!Copy !req
307. O.K. And then
what else?Copy !req
308. Butter!Copy !req
309. Gimme the butter.Copy !req
310. There we go.Copy !req
311. All right.
All right.Copy !req
312. Here come the eggs.Copy !req
313. Help you
crack 'em?Copy !req
314. Eggs.Copy !req
315. Like that?Copy !req
316. Eggs.Copy !req
317. All right.
Come on. Come on!Copy !req
318. Egg!Copy !req
319. Whoo!Copy !req
320. Now we just mix
all the stuff
together.Copy !req
321. O.K.Copy !req
322. Not with your hand,
you nasty!Copy !req
323. With this!Copy !req
324. Ooh!Copy !req
325. Hold on,
i gotta plug it in.Copy !req
326. All right.Copy !req
327. Oh!Copy !req
328. Can this thing go
any faster?Copy !req
329. It's going
just fine.Copy !req
330. No, i think
i wanna turn it up.Copy !req
331. No, kel, wait,
don't turn it up
to the max!Copy !req
332. Oh! Ah-ah-ah!Copy !req
333. Oh!Copy !req
334. Oh, that's it—Copy !req
335. Oh, kel, stop!Copy !req
336. Well, what does
the book say
to do next?Copy !req
337. How do i look?Copy !req
338. Clean.Copy !req
339. Whoo!Copy !req
340. The cake turned out
pretty good.Copy !req
341. Yeah, we did
a pretty good job,
didn't we?Copy !req
342. No!Copy !req
343. Don't touch the cake!Copy !req
344. Somebody's here.Copy !req
345. What are we
gonna do?Copy !req
346. Let them in!
Oh.Copy !req
347. Hello!Copy !req
348. Howdy, neighbor!Copy !req
349. Whoo! Would you
look at that?Copy !req
350. It's your neighbors,
the grahams!Copy !req
351. I can see that.Copy !req
352. Hello.
Welcome you all.Copy !req
353. Thanks
for coming.Copy !req
354. Wow! The decorations
look lovely!Copy !req
355. They sure do!Copy !req
356. Yep. My daddy
put 'em up.Copy !req
357. Oh, kenan, the couch!Copy !req
358. W-w-wai—Copy !req
359. Ooh! You sat in the—Copy !req
360. Co-couch!Copy !req
361. That old couch!
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
362. Excuse us.Copy !req
363. What?Copy !req
364. I thought you were
gonna clean that up!Copy !req
365. I thought you were!Copy !req
366. [doorbell
rings]
oh, i'll get it.Copy !req
367. No, no, no!
That's
all right.Copy !req
368. I'll get it.
You just sit. Keep sittin'.Copy !req
369. Sit for the whole party.Copy !req
370. Hey! Hi!
Hi!Copy !req
371. Hey, party people!Copy !req
372. Welcome to
my house.Copy !req
373. Make yourselves
comfortable.Copy !req
374. Alice!Copy !req
375. Uh, uh, uh,
y-y-yeah!Copy !req
376. That's alice!Copy !req
377. But she doesn't mind
coming to you.Copy !req
378. Come on in here,
alice.Copy !req
379. Come on in and
visit your friend.Copy !req
380. What'll i do with this?Copy !req
381. Give it to kel,
brother.Copy !req
382. Thanks, man!Copy !req
383. Look at you!Copy !req
384. Aw, yeah!Copy !req
385. Hey!Copy !req
386. Yeah, whoo!Copy !req
387. Bathrobes?Copy !req
388. 2 bathrobes?Copy !req
389. I can understand
one bathrobe,
but 2?Copy !req
390. Um, kel...Copy !req
391. What's the other
bathrobe for?Copy !req
392. Bad gift!Copy !req
393. Kel, those bathrobes
are gifts
for my parents!Copy !req
394. Oh!Copy !req
395. We just saw your
parents up the street!Copy !req
396. They should be here
at any second!Copy !req
397. Oh, everybody hide!Copy !req
398. Oh, no, no, no!
You go right down hereCopy !req
399. And hide under
this here pillow.Copy !req
400. Well,
here we are, home!Copy !req
401. Yes, roger,
we're home.Copy !req
402. Hey, it's them!Copy !req
403. Shh!Copy !req
404. I'm taking the
key out of my pocket.Copy !req
405. Putting the key
in the lock.Copy !req
406. I'm turning the key.Copy !req
407. Just open the door!Copy !req
408. Surprise!Copy !req
409. Happy anniversary!Copy !req
410. Oh, roger, did you
know about all of this?Copy !req
411. Huh?Copy !req
412. Oh, honey, i can't wait
to spend another
20 years with you.Copy !req
413. Aw!Copy !req
414. Cheryl,
look at the cake!Copy !req
415. Oh, come on, everyone.
Let's have some cake!Copy !req
416. What do you say
i cut this cake into
individual portionsCopy !req
417. For everybody?Copy !req
418. It's a double chocolate
raspberry cakeCopy !req
419. With a mocha creme
cen-cen-center.Copy !req
420. Center.Copy !req
421. No, no, it's not.Copy !req
422. Actually, it's
a vanilla cake with
strawberry icing.Copy !req
423. Kenan, that's not
the cake i ordered.Copy !req
424. What?Copy !req
425. Those bakers
make me so angry!Copy !req
426. They lied to me!Copy !req
427. O.K., calm down,
son. Calm down.Copy !req
428. It's o.K. It's o.K.
You did a good job.
It's a fine cake, o.K.?Copy !req
429. It's all right.
It's all right.
It's o.K.Copy !req
430. Well,
if you say so.Copy !req
431. Kenan, kenan, kenan,
where's the bracelet?Copy !req
432. Oh, well,
it's right hereCopy !req
433. Right on kel's—Copy !req
434. Argh!Copy !req
435. Kitchen!Copy !req
436. It—it's in the kitchen,
daddy.Copy !req
437. That's where it is.Copy !req
438. Come on, kel.
Me and you gonna go get
the bracelet in the kitchen.Copy !req
439. Where's
the bracelet, man?Copy !req
440. Where'd you put
the bracelet?Copy !req
441. I had it on my wrist.
It must have fallen off!Copy !req
442. It's gotta be here
somewhere.
Start lookin'!Copy !req
443. Eew, man, i wish
this place wasn't
so messy.Copy !req
444. Where is it?Copy !req
445. The bra—Copy !req
446. Ah!Copy !req
447. The batter!Copy !req
448. When you were
stirring the batter
with your hand!Copy !req
449. Where is it now?Copy !req
450. Oh, we gotta
get it!Copy !req
451. Hey!Copy !req
452. Excuse me, party people.Copy !req
453. Oh, i need to check
something right fast.Copy !req
454. Boo-hoo!Copy !req
455. Hey!
What the—Copy !req
456. Thanks! Enjoy!Copy !req
457. Hi. Excuse me.
I just need to
check something.Copy !req
458. Can i see that
for a second?Copy !req
459. Thanks!Copy !req
460. Here you go.
Enjoy.Copy !req
461. Kenan!Copy !req
462. W-what? What?Copy !req
463. Did ya find it?Copy !req
464. Mm-mm.
But this cake is good!Copy !req
465. Ha ha ha ha h!Copy !req
466. Excuse me.Copy !req
467. Can i hang this
up for you?
Thank you very much.Copy !req
468. You know,
this cake
is so good,Copy !req
469. I might just have
to take some home
with me!Copy !req
470. Oh, i bet you will!Copy !req
471. How clumsy of me!Copy !req
472. Wow. I'm sorry.
I'll get you another
piece of cake.Copy !req
473. While you're sittin'.Copy !req
474. Kenan!Copy !req
475. Kel!Copy !req
476. Come here!Copy !req
477. What is going on
here?Copy !req
478. And where is
the bracelet?Copy !req
479. Well, see, about
the bracelet, see...Copy !req
480. Oh!Copy !req
481. Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
482. Roger! Roger!Copy !req
483. You put a bracelet
in my cake?Copy !req
484. Oh, how romantic!Copy !req
485. Look! Look!Copy !req
486. Oh! Ha ha! Roger!Copy !req
487. You are the best
husband ever!Copy !req
488. Thank you!Copy !req
489. Oh!Copy !req
490. Uh, kenan, i want to
see you in the kitchen,
please.Copy !req
491. Actually, dad,
i don't think
it would—Copy !req
492. Kenan!Copy !req
493. Well!Copy !req
494. All right, mom,
you have a good
anniversary!Copy !req
495. Take it easy now.
See ya!Copy !req
496. Anni-versary!Copy !req
497. Anni-versary!Copy !req
498. Thank you.
Thank you.Copy !req
499. Wow.Copy !req
500. Hey, did everybody
enjoy the show?Copy !req
501. Well, your daddy
must have been
pretty mad, huh?Copy !req
502. Actually, he wasn't
mad at all.Copy !req
503. Really? What about
the mess in the kitchen?Copy !req
504. He cleaned it
himself.Copy !req
505. What about the cake
all over the couch
and mrs. Graham's butt?Copy !req
506. Hmm. He thought
it was funny.Copy !req
507. Did he get the bill
from the bakery
and the jewelry storeCopy !req
508. Where i broke
all that stuff?Copy !req
509. Some new video games,
and raised my allowance!Copy !req
510. Really?Copy !req
511. No, ditsy!Copy !req
512. The man went coconuts!Copy !req
513. I mean, he got so angry
i never seen him
so angry!Copy !req
514. He grounded me
till next week's show.Copy !req
515. In fact, i'm not
even supposed to be
out here right now.Copy !req
516. Kenan!Copy !req
517. Um, kel, i gotta go.
But listen,
grab a clown,Copy !req
518. A flag pole,
and a submarine,
and meet me in my room.Copy !req
519. Come on,
buffalo bottoms!Copy !req
520. Kenan! How am i supposed
to carry all that stuff?Copy !req
521. Well, i guess
i could put the clown
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522. Inside the submarine.Copy !req
523. But it still
seems rather difficult!Copy !req
524. Kenan!Copy !req
525. Aw, here it goes!Copy !req
526. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
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527. Captioning performed by
the national captioning
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