Kenan & Kel 3x7

Hersha Parady as Principal Dimly • Alexis Fields as Sharla Morrison • Biagio Messina as Marc Cram

Kenan & Kel take an IQ test and Kel outscores Kenan. When the guys go to talk to Principal Dimly about the results, Kel accidentally leaves incriminating evidence in the office.

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1. Oh, here it goes.

2. Captioning made possible by nickelodeon and u.S. Department of education

3. Thank you! Whoo!

4. Wow! Welcome to the show.

5. My name is kenan.

6. Whoo!

7. And i think my name is kel!

8. My, my, my, kel.

9. Is that a brand-new cologne you're wearing?

10. Well, why, yes, it is, kenan.

11. Ah! Thank you.

12. I can't believe he's wearing that nasty cologne!

13. Smells like hot garbage!

14. Wow, what a great audience.

15. Except for that guy wearing the sombrero.

16. He seems kind of creepy.

17. Oh, look. There's my cousin!

18. Wow, nice sombrero.

19. Boy, i can't wait to start tonight's show.

20. Hmm. I wonder where giraffes come from?

21. They come from mama giraffes!

22. Oh, thanks.

23. Wait!

24. You can hear what i'm thinking?

25. Yes, i can. Now come along, splashy!

26. Save the thinking for tonight's show.

27. Kenan, that's not fair.

28. How come you can hear my thoughts but i can't hear yours?

29. I wonder if i should say, aw, here it goes now?

30. I guess i should.

31. Aw, here it goes!

32. Good morning, son.

33. Good morning, daddy.

34. And the milk...

35. And the milk!

36. Ah!

37. Whoo!

38. Could you pass me the sugar, please?

39. Oh, yeah.

40. Ah!

41. There you go, daddy.

42. Thank you, son.

43. Good morning, everyone.

44. Good morning, dear! Good morning!

45. Kenan?

46. Hmm?

47. What's kel doing on our table?

48. Looks like he's sleepin', daddy.

49. Well, do you think we oughta wake him up?

50. I suppose.

51. Hey, kel.

52. Hmm?

53. Kel...

54. Kel!

55. I'm awake. I'm awake.

56. Good morning, everybody.

57. Kel, what are you doing sleeping on our table?

58. I was up studying all night.

59. I guess i must have fallen asleep or something.

60. I guess so!

61. Hey, mr. Rockmore,

62. It look like you got 2 bowls of cereal

63. And coffee all over your shirt.

64. eeh!

65. Hey, kel,

66. You weren't trying to study for that i.Q. Test today, were you?

67. Yep!

68. Kel, you can't study for an i.Q. Test, man.

69. I mean, it just measures your intelligence.

70. Either you have it or you don't.

71. Awwww!

72. Whatcha doin' now?

73. Exercisin' my brain.

74. For the test.

75. Kel, calm down.

76. It's just an intelligence test.

77. You're both very bright boys.

78. I'm sure you'll have nothing to worry about.

79. Yeah. Now, come on, smiley!

80. Really?

81. You really think i'm smart?

82. Yeah! Yeah!

83. Well, then let's go take that test!

84. Kel! What are you doing?

85. Studying the dictionary.

86. Whoo! They got a word in here for everything!

87. Kel, you can't study for an i.Q. Test!

88. Silly!

89. Kenan's studying, too.

90. No, i'm not. I'm drawing a funny picture of principal dimly.

91. Kenan, that is so childish.

92. But it sure is funny.

93. Let me see!

94. Ha ha! Whoo! That is funny!

95. It look just like principal dimly...

96. Except with comically exaggerated features.

97. O.K...

98. Look what kenan drew! Aah!

99. All right, kel, stop, man.

100. Look, look. He called her principal dimwit.

101. Dimwit! Ha ha ha!

102. All right, mark got his little laugh on.

103. Now give me my picture back, man, before the principal comes into the classroom.

104. Good morning, students.

105. Good morning, principal dimly.

106. I baked you a pastry.

107. Give it to me later.

108. Kel, what are you doing?

109. Um... Um...

110. Um, you know what?

111. I—i'm gonna sit down.

112. Kel, what is that you have in your hand?

113. Uh, nothing. Here you go, kenan. Here's your picture.

114. I don't know what you're talking about, kel.

115. I never seen that picture before in my lifetime. Just take your seat.

116. Kel, sit down.

117. All right.

118. Now, you all know

119. That today is the day you take your i.Q. Tests.

120. Yay!

121. Oh...

122. Relax, kel.

123. This test isn't that important.

124. Now, this test you are about to take

125. Is very, very important.

126. Ezzzt!

127. In fact, it's the most important test

128. You will ever take your entire life!

129. Ever!

130. So from this point on,

131. There should be no more talking.

132. Then ask it. Well, what if we want to ask you a question?

133. How are we supposed to ask you a question if we're not supposed to be talking?

134. Get my attention, and i will come to you.

135. How are we supposed to get your—

136. Quiet!

137. all right...

138. You may begin...

139. The test...

140. Now!

141. Kenan!

142. What do you have for question one...

143. Through 100?

144. Kel, are you crazy, man?

145. You heard principal dimly, man.

146. We're not supposed to be talkin'.

147. Shh!

148. Don't shush me!

149. Kenan, i said no talking.

150. No, principal dimly, i wasn't talking. I was just telling kel—

151. Shh!

152. Hey, stop shushing me!

153. Please! You are distracting the other students!

154. Sorry.

155. Shh!

156. finished!

157. That's great, mark. Just sit down and be quiet.

158. Let's see you get out of this one! Ha ha!

159. Honey, quick, come look!

160. What is it?

161. I'm about to beat kenan in chess!

162. Checkmate.

163. What?

164. Wow!

165. You sure showed him!

166. Roger!

167. It was an accident!

168. The only accident you made

169. Was playin' me.

170. Hey, rockmores!

171. Hey, kel. Whatcha got there?

172. Oh. It's your mail.

173. Mrs. Rockmore!

174. You got a letter. It's from your cousin willie.

175. I really hope you guys patch things up.

176. Um... Thank you.

177. No problem.

178. And this is for you. An overdue phone bill.

179. Roger, why didn't you pay that phone bill?

180. Well, i was going to, but...

181. Kel, why are you going through our mail?

182. I was seeing if there was anything for me.

183. But you don't live here.

184. Why would you receive mail at our house?

185. Uh, kel, this is for you.

186. Thank you. Ah ha!

187. Man, what—how—

188. Looks like you got the same letter.

189. Oh! Well, those must be our i.Q. Test results.

190. Oh!

191. Oh, let's see!

192. I—i—i don't know, kenan.

193. You open up mine for me.

194. Oh, now, kel, it's just a silly little intelligence test.

195. Yeah. I mean, even if you did really bad on the test,

196. We won't think any less of ya.

197. Thanks.

198. Kenan?

199. Well?

200. 96!

201. Kel, you got 96 out of 100!

202. Way to go!

203. Wow!

204. It says here that a 90 is a genius!

205. Man, i wish i got a 90!

206. Kel, you got a 96, man!

207. That's way above 90!

208. You like a super genius!

209. Like a super genius? Like a super genius!

210. Whoo! Ha ha ha!

211. Wow! Hey, open up yours.

212. Oh, psshh!

213. I can't wait to see what i got, boy,

214. If you got a 96.

215. You got like a thousand!

216. Well?

217. How'd you do? 97?

218. Mm-mm. 98!

219. 3.

220. 93?

221. That's great!

222. No, no!

223. I got a 3.

224. You got a 3?

225. Yes, a 3!

226. Yes! A 3?

227. You know, more than 2. Less than 4.

228. 3's less than a lotta numbers.

229. Isn't it?

230. There is no way that i'm a 3, o.K.?

231. This has gotta be some kinda mistake or somethin'!

232. W-w-wait a minute, kenan.

233. Maybe 3 isn't such a bad score.

234. Let's look at the chart. Come on. Let's see...

235. 90 and above is genius.

236. That's me!

237. Uh, o.K., um... 3... 3... O.K.

238. Near genius... Hmm.

239. Above average. Hmm.

240. Below average...

241. Aw, that's enough, kel.

242. Way below average.

243. Dumb?

244. Oh, oh, oh. 3, 3, 3!

245. Here it is! Right here! Right here.

246. Mmm. Never mind.

247. Thank you for shopping at rigby's

248. Where the customer is always right.

249. Um...

250. I think you gave me the wrong change.

251. Well, you're wrong! Now, beat it, con artist!

252. Hey, hey!

253. Did you know that at birth

254. A baby kangaroo can outrun even the fastest human being?

255. Did you know that i don't care?

256. But it's true!

257. Charla, did you know

258. That there are only 22 bones in the human foot?

259. Actually, kenan, there are 26 bones.

260. I knew that.

261. Kenan, you have been sweeping the same spot

262. For 15 minutes!

263. So what you trying to say, chris?

264. That i am not smart enough to operate a broom?

265. Ooh! Can i answer that one?

266. I can sweep smart. I can sweep smart.

267. Look, i'm sweeping real smart. I'm sweeping real smart.

268. Hey! Hey! Cut that out!

269. That's not smart sweeping!

270. What is wrong with you?

271. Well, last week we took the i.Q. Test at school—

272. Oh, the i.Q. Test!

273. Oh, charla scored a 94!

274. Anyway, kenan, what were you saying?

275. Nothin'.

276. Hey! You guys like my new shirt?

277. Your shirt's on inside out.

278. Huh.

279. I'm a genius!

280. I—i can read!

281. Kel, not to be rude,

282. But whose shirt is that?

283. Ha ha!

284. It's mine!

285. I got a 96 on my i.Q. Test!

286. It's official, y'all!

287. I'm a straight-up genius!

288. What? What?

289. Could be!

290. That kel is a genius?

291. I don't believe this!

292. Kenan, what did you get?

293. I got a 3, o.K.?

294. 93 points below kel.

295. Way, way dumber than a straight-up genius.

296. A 3?

297. I heard a dog took the test and got a 20.

298. Don't feel bad, kenan.

299. I'm sure it was a very smart dog,

300. Because the dumb dog scored a 10!

301. Ha ha ha! Ha ha!

302. Oh, ha ha, eh, the dumb dog scored a 10.

303. Oh, that does it!

304. Man, there's gotta be some kind of explanation for this!

305. There's no way that i'm a 3!

306. Hey, kenan,

307. My fingers are stuck in these bottles!

308. oh... Oh!

309. And how did he get a 96?

310. Oh, that doesn't matter come on, kel.

311. There's gotta be something wrong with those test results,

312. And i'm gonna find out what it is.

313. Let's go, boy. We gonna get to the bottom of this.

314. Principal dimly!

315. I'm glad we caught you!

316. What are you two doing here?

317. Well, uh, miss principal, uh, dim-dim-dimly, miss lady,

318. I—i think that there is a problem

319. With the i.Q. Test results.

320. Problem? That's impossible.

321. Now—now—now— it says here that i only got a 3,

322. And that's gotta be a mistake.

323. The i.Q. Tests are always correct.

324. There is no mistake.

325. I got a 96!

326. Let me see those scores.

327. Here's mine.

328. Something does seem to be wrong here.

329. I knew it! Ha.

330. eeh!

331. I'd better double-check these.

332. Kel, you gave her the picture that i drew of her!

333. How you know it was me?

334. We gotta get it back!

335. I got an idea.

336. Push her!

337. Kel, i'm not about to push the principal, man!

338. And how's that gonna help us out of the situation?

339. Oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna take a look—

340. What's going on?

341. I'm sorry. Let me help you.

342. Let me help you up. Whoo!

343. You know what happened?

344. You tripped over kel while he was down there tyin' his shoe.

345. You all right?

346. Yes, thank you, kenan.

347. All right. I'm sorry.

348. Here you go.

349. Here's my real one.

350. Man... Put that away!

351. Well, it looks like you're right.

352. These tests were scored incorrectly.

353. Ha! I knew it!

354. So... What did we get?

355. Well—ahem—kenan,

356. Your correct score is 90.

357. Ah!

358. I'm a genius!

359. You did not get a 96.

360. I didn't?

361. No.

362. Actually, you got a 98!

363. Aah!

364. Whoo!

365. Man, my brain is so powerful!

366. I bet i could break this desk with it!

367. Aah!

368. You sure about that 98?

369. Good night, boys.

370. You should both be very proud of your scores.

371. Thank you! Whoo!

372. We're both a genius!

373. Yeah!

374. Speaking of genius,

375. What's the big idea giving her the picture that i drew of her?

376. It was an accident.

377. Well, give it back before you cause another accident.

378. All right. Hold on.

379. Oh! Hey, man!

380. Get out my pockets!

381. Sorry!

382. Oh!

383. I know where i left it.

384. I left it in principal dimly's office.

385. Well, let's go.

386. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

387. Did you say you left the picture in her office?

388. Yeah, i'm sure she'll give it back to you. I wrote your name on it.

389. But—but—but—

390. Oh, man!

391. It's locked!

392. What are we gonna do?

393. I got an idea.

394. Aaaaaah!

395. Wow. That was a really bad idea, kel.

396. Of all the places to leave that specific picture...

397. I mean, leaving an insulting picture of principal dimly

398. In principal dimly's office—

399. What are the odds?

400. I could climb through this window right here!

401. N-n-no, kenan!

402. I've got to get that picture!

403. No, but kenan—

404. Kenan—

405. Help me get that ladder.

406. There you go. All right. Be careful.

407. O.K.

408. Here we go. I gotcha! I gotcha!

409. I gotcha, o.K.?

410. O.K., almost got it.

411. Almost...

412. O.K.

413. Ooh.

414. What are you doin'?

415. Helpin'.

416. That's not helpin'.

417. We can get in a lot of trouble doing this.

418. Almost got it. Almost got it. Ooh!

419. Oh, man, not the ladder!

420. Shh!

421. Did you hear that?

422. Yeah, you said shh!

423. I'm not talkin' about hearing me!

424. Somebody's comin'!

425. Oh, we in trouble! We in trouble!

426. Bye!

427. Shh!

428. Man, are you trying to get us caught?

429. No. That would be stupid.

430. And you got a 90.

431. Forget it, man. Let's just get the picture and get outta here!

432. All right.

433. Kenan, you gonna make me fall!

434. I'm sorry!

435. All right. Where'd you leave the picture?

436. I dunno.

437. Maybe it's in her purse.

438. Kel, don't look through the principal's purse!

439. Ha ha ha! Dimly glasses!

440. Oh... Everything's all blurry!

441. Can't see a thing!

442. Kel?

443. Huh?

444. Doesn't it seem strange

445. That the principal left her glasses here?

446. And come to think of it,

447. It seems stranger that she left her purse here.

448. ahh!

449. Kel, it's the principal! Hide!

450. Hide!

451. Hello?

452. Oh, hello, snookums.

453. Yeah, i had to work late, and my feet are killin' me.

454. I would have been home by now,

455. But i had to come back and get my purse,

456. And now i can't seem to find it anywhere.

457. I don't know what i did with it.

458. What?

459. Here it is.

460. I must be tired.

461. All right. I'll see you soon.

462. That was close.

463. Aw, man!

464. That woman's feet burned away my sense of smell!

465. I can't smell anything!

466. Would you cut it out? We gotta find that picture!

467. Turn the lights off!

468. All right. Whoa!

469. Take off those glasses!

470. Oh, here we go.

471. I don't think that was the light switch!

472. No kidding!

473. Oh, man, let's just get outta here!

474. The door's locked!

475. Ahh!

476. ah... Ah... Oh...

477. Kenan, kel?

478. What are you doing in here?

479. Hey!

480. This isn't my house!

481. Hey, kenan, look!

482. The picture was in my pocket this whole time!

483. Way to go, genius.

484. Thanks, my fellow genius.

485. Dimwit!

486. Ha ha ha ha!

487. May i see that, please?

488. Oh, wait. You might need your glasses.

489. Why?

490. Thank you! Thank you!

491. Did everybody have fun tonight?

492. Whoo! Whoo!

493. Kel, why do you still have on that "i'm a genius" shirt?

494. I don't know. Because i'm...

495. Well, you look silly!

496. Take it off!

497. Ha ha ha. I'm still a genius.

498. Oh, yeah. I don't suppose you have a shirt under there

499. That says, "i'm also a nut"?

500. No...

501. It says i'm not a nut.

502. You know what, kel?

503. You're not going to believe this,

504. But i just got an idea.

505. I believe it!

506. Kel, grab a spice rack...

507. Oh, no!

508. A spice girl...

509. Mm!

510. And a spicy bur-rit-to-to...

511. And meet me at the ice rink!

512. Come on, froggy!

513. Kenan, is that a spicy beef burrito

514. Or a spicy chicken burrito?

515. Kenan, which spice girl?

516. Posh? Scary?

517. Jeremy? Tutti?

518. Kenan!

519. Aw, here it goes!

520. Captioning made possible by nickelodeon and u.S. Department of education

521. Captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

522. Why?