1. Oh, here it goes.Copy !req
2. Thank you. Wow!Copy !req
3. Wow. Thank you.Copy !req
4. Welcome to
the show, ladies
and gentlemen.Copy !req
5. For those of
y'all that don't
know,Copy !req
6. My name is
pronounced kenan.Copy !req
7. Thank you.
Thank you.Copy !req
8. And for those of you
that do know,Copy !req
9. My name
is pronounced kel!Copy !req
10. Thanks a lot.
Wow.Copy !req
11. All right, we got
a slammin' show
for y'all tonight.Copy !req
12. I mean, we've got
action...Copy !req
13. We've got intrigue!Copy !req
14. We got dancin'!Copy !req
15. Music!Copy !req
16. Hey, why'd you
stop the music?Copy !req
17. Because, funky,
this is no time
for dancin'.Copy !req
18. But... I gotta dance!Copy !req
19. Well, then, save it
for tonight's show.Copy !req
20. Now, come on, stubby!Copy !req
21. Kenan,
i'm not stubby!Copy !req
22. Why do you always
have to call me
funny names? Kenan!Copy !req
23. Awwww, here it goes!Copy !req
24. Hi there, chris.Copy !req
25. Oh, hello, charla.Copy !req
26. I'm gonna dust
the high shelves.Copy !req
27. Oh!Copy !req
28. Great!Copy !req
29. Did we lose 'em?Copy !req
30. Lose who?Copy !req
31. Marc graham,
my next door neighbor,Copy !req
32. The guy we're runnin'
from?Copy !req
33. We're runnin'
from marc graham?Copy !req
34. Why are you runnin'
from marc?Copy !req
35. Because we don't
want him to invite us
to his lame birthday party.Copy !req
36. Oh! Well, he'll never
think to look for you
here... At work.Copy !req
37. Where you come
every day.Copy !req
38. Thank you, charla.Copy !req
39. I do so enjoy it
when you're witty!Copy !req
40. Oh, no! Hey, kenan,
he's comin'!Copy !req
41. Here comes marc graham!
He's comin' quick!Copy !req
42. Why ya standing
in the doorway
all visible?Copy !req
43. Get in here!
Tell him we're
not here!Copy !req
44. Say anything!
Make up something.
Come on, kel.Copy !req
45. Kenan, i don't—Copy !req
46. Aah!Copy !req
47. Hey, my ladder!Copy !req
48. Char-la-Copy !req
49. Uh!Copy !req
50. H-e-l-l-o!Copy !req
51. Hi, marc.Copy !req
52. I just dropped by
to invite you to my...
Birthday party!Copy !req
53. This saturday.Copy !req
54. It's a costume party.Copy !req
55. Oh. Ha ha.Copy !req
56. Thank you, marc.
That's—that's
really nice.Copy !req
57. Help!
Somebody!Copy !req
58. Where's kenan?Copy !req
59. Oh, uh, kenan?Copy !req
60. Well, he—he, uh—Copy !req
61. He's not here.Copy !req
62. I just saw him
come in here
a minute ago.Copy !req
63. Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
Kenan!Copy !req
64. Ok, see he was
here, but what
happened was—Copy !req
65. Yah!Copy !req
66. Chris!Copy !req
67. Mr. Potter,
are you ok?Copy !req
68. ooh... Oh...Copy !req
69. Oh...Copy !req
70. That all depends.Copy !req
71. Who am i?Copy !req
72. There.Copy !req
73. Kenan, let me
borrow a pencil.Copy !req
74. No! Don't touch
anything, man.
You'll mess it up.Copy !req
75. How am i gonna
mess it up?Copy !req
76. Oh.
See?Copy !req
77. Well, as usual,
you were right
and i was wrong.Copy !req
78. Oh, man,
it's marc graham again.Copy !req
79. Hey, marc!Copy !req
80. No "hey marc"!Copy !req
81. If he sees us,
he'll try to invite us
to his birthday party.Copy !req
82. Ooh, the nerve
of that jerk!Copy !req
83. He's coming.
Quick, hide!Copy !req
84. Hey, guys!Copy !req
85. Uh... Hi.Copy !req
86. He didn't invite us.Copy !req
87. Yeah. That was
close, huh?Copy !req
88. I can't believe
he didn't even try
to invite us!Copy !req
89. I mean, how could
you not invite us?Copy !req
90. Yeah. He saw us
and said hi and
just kept walking.Copy !req
91. Who does he think
he isCopy !req
92. Not inviting us
to his party?Copy !req
93. Wait a minute.
I thought you said
you didn't wanna go.Copy !req
94. That's right.
I don't.Copy !req
95. Matter of fact,
i'm glad he didn't
invite me to his party!Copy !req
96. Nobody probably
gonna be at his
dumb old party anyway.Copy !req
97. I can't wait
for marc's party.Copy !req
98. Me, too.
Everybody's
gonna be there!Copy !req
99. Boy, i'm glad
i'm not going to
that dumb old party.Copy !req
100. Though i must admit
i am a little curious
about not being invited.Copy !req
101. Maybe he didn't
invite you, because...Copy !req
102. What?Copy !req
103. What are you saying?Copy !req
104. Did you say
something?Copy !req
105. Aw, man, all i was
sayin' was that...Copy !req
106. Same problem!Copy !req
107. Kel, i—Copy !req
108. I can't hear
what you're sayin'.Copy !req
109. Kel!Copy !req
110. What i got to
say to you—Copy !req
111. Oh, never mind.Copy !req
112. Kenan, unwind me!Copy !req
113. Unwind me!Copy !req
114. Why were you
vacuuming
in the first place?Copy !req
115. Well, i was pretending
that i was an astronaut,Copy !req
116. And i was sucking up
rock samples from
the surface of the moon.Copy !req
117. Wow.Copy !req
118. Whoo!Copy !req
119. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
120. But it is not fair!Copy !req
121. I was robbed!Copy !req
122. Oh,
don't be such
a sore loser!Copy !req
123. Yeah, daddy.
I beat you
fair and square.Copy !req
124. It's not my fault
you can't play
basketball.Copy !req
125. Hey...Copy !req
126. Cheater!Copy !req
127. Hey, kenan, look
what marc graham
gave me.Copy !req
128. Ah ha ha ha!Copy !req
129. Thank you very much.
I knew it.Copy !req
130. It's the invitation
to his party.Copy !req
131. I knew i was invited.
Ahem...Copy !req
132. "mark graham
cordially invites you,Copy !req
133. Kyra, to his
birthday pa—" huh?Copy !req
134. That's my
invitation.Copy !req
135. Ah ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
136. That—that's funny.Copy !req
137. Yeah. That's...
Pretty funny, huh?Copy !req
138. Kenan, marc didn't
invite you?Copy !req
139. Uh... No.Copy !req
140. Oh, well, i'm sure
it's just a mistake.Copy !req
141. Why don't you walk over there
and ask him about it?Copy !req
142. I'm not going over
there begging marcCopy !req
143. To go to his stupid
old costume party!Copy !req
144. I'm glad
i'm not going.Copy !req
145. Well, ok, if that's
how you feel!Copy !req
146. Come on, kyra,
let's go work on
a costume for you.Copy !req
147. Hi, kel.Copy !req
148. Blaaah!Copy !req
149. Ha. And besides...Copy !req
150. Kel and i are gonna
do something even
more fun tonight.Copy !req
151. Isn't that right, kel?Copy !req
152. Uh... I...Copy !req
153. I can't.Copy !req
154. Whaddaya mean,
you can't?Copy !req
155. I got invited
to marc's party, too.Copy !req
156. hoooo!Copy !req
157. Kel—what—i—Copy !req
158. You got invited,
and you didn't say
anything?Copy !req
159. Well, i did say
something.Copy !req
160. I told him
i would go.Copy !req
161. Why, that little
marc—Copy !req
162. Of all the—Copy !req
163. Boy, if—ooh!Copy !req
164. Marc not inviting me
to his party...Copy !req
165. Well, i'm glad
i get to go!Copy !req
166. It's gonna be
so much fun!Copy !req
167. I'm sorry.Copy !req
168. Wh-wh-what are you
lookin' at?Copy !req
169. Ah, nothin'.
Not your ears.Copy !req
170. There he is.Copy !req
171. You know what?Copy !req
172. I betcha he meant
to invite meCopy !req
173. But forgot to!Copy !req
174. Yeah,
that makes sense.Copy !req
175. He probably
just forgot!Copy !req
176. Yeah, yeah,
and i bet your
invitationCopy !req
177. Is still in
his backpack!Copy !req
178. I'll bet you're
right, man!Copy !req
179. Why don't you
distract him,Copy !req
180. pah!Copy !req
181. What's going...
On?Copy !req
182. What's going on?Copy !req
183. Uh, i—i want to
talk to you about
the world today.Copy !req
184. And i was upset
about it, and
i figured i'd come—Copy !req
185. Aw, kenan,
i can't do it!Copy !req
186. Ha! Well, i know what
this looks like,Copy !req
187. But i can explain.Copy !req
188. See... My—my knee
collapsed,Copy !req
189. Um, due to
gingivitis,Copy !req
190. And i accidentally
fell into your
backpack.Copy !req
191. Ooh! Oh, gotta
get to class.
Don't wanna be late!Copy !req
192. Hey.
Well, if that was
marc's backpa—Copy !req
193. What are you doin'
in my backpack?Copy !req
194. See... He's having
ear surgery
that day,Copy !req
195. And i don't want
him to feel bad
about missing it.Copy !req
196. Kenan's having
ear surgery?Copy !req
197. Yeah! He's making
'em smaller!Copy !req
198. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
199. Kenan's making
his ears smaller?Copy !req
200. Yeah. Didn't you
know?Copy !req
201. No, he didn't tell me.
Kenan! Oh, kenan, why?Copy !req
202. Charla told me
all about it
the other day.Copy !req
203. See, i came in
the store looking
for kenan...Copy !req
204. Chris was falling
and...Copy !req
205. He was here,
but what happened
was...Copy !req
206. Yaaah!Copy !req
207. Chris!Copy !req
208. Mr. Potter,
are you ok?Copy !req
209. Oh... Uh...
That all depends.Copy !req
210. Who am i?Copy !req
211. So where's kenan?Copy !req
212. I wanted to
invite him
to my party.Copy !req
213. Uh... Kenan.
We—welll—Copy !req
214. I—i don't think
that kenan can
make it.Copy !req
215. You see, um...Copy !req
216. I, uh, i shouldn't
tell you this,Copy !req
217. But, um... Kenan is—
is having... SurgeryCopy !req
218. That day.Copy !req
219. Um... He—he's—Copy !req
220. He—he—he's having,Copy !req
221. Uh, he's having
surgery on his,
um...Copy !req
222. Ears!Copy !req
223. Yeah. That's right.Copy !req
224. Yeah, he's having
ear surgery, see?Copy !req
225. He's making his ears
smaller.Copy !req
226. Really? I never noticed
his ears were too big.Copy !req
227. Oh, yeah.
They're huge.Copy !req
228. Wow!Copy !req
229. Imagine that.Copy !req
230. O-oh, kenan,
poor kenan!Copy !req
231. Don't say anything
to him about his ears, ok?Copy !req
232. It'll just hurt
his feelings.Copy !req
233. Oh, the secret's
safe with me.Copy !req
234. And that's why
i had my hands
in your backpack.Copy !req
235. I see.
Makes perfect sense.Copy !req
236. What a delightful
misunderstanding.Copy !req
237. Look, everyone.Copy !req
238. 'ear's kenan!Copy !req
239. I never noticed
anything strange.Copy !req
240. At least
he's correcting
the problem.Copy !req
241. Mom, dad,Copy !req
242. I don't think
we got enough spinach!Copy !req
243. good thinking, son.Copy !req
244. Sure would be embarrassing
to run out of spinach
for your party.Copy !req
245. We don't want
a repeat of what
happened last year!Copy !req
246. Ha ha ha ha!
Oh ho ho ho!Copy !req
247. Ok, your total
for party supplies is...Copy !req
248. $342.Copy !req
249. Wow! Ha ha ha.Copy !req
250. That's some chunk
a change!Copy !req
251. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whatcha got there,
grahams?Copy !req
252. Nothin'. Just...
Bags of stuff.Copy !req
253. Gee...Copy !req
254. Looks like
a lotta stuff
for 3 people.Copy !req
255. Oh, yeah!
We go through
a lotta stuff.Copy !req
256. A lotta stuff!Copy !req
257. What are y'all
lookin' at?Copy !req
258. Nothing! Ahem.Copy !req
259. I don't know
what you're talking
about, young man.Copy !req
260. See ya, kenan.Copy !req
261. Man, they're buyin'
stuff behind my back,Copy !req
262. And then they're lookin'
at me all weird.Copy !req
263. I'm telling you,
something's up with
those grahams, man.Copy !req
264. Something's up—Copy !req
265. Uh, no, uh...Copy !req
266. Nothing's wrong
with your ears.Copy !req
267. My ears?Copy !req
268. Hey, kenan.Copy !req
269. Kel, something weird's
goin' on, man.Copy !req
270. I haven't noticed
anything strange.Copy !req
271. Nothing! Nothing!
I wasn't looking at
anything at all!Copy !req
272. Nothing! Aw, man!Copy !req
273. You've broken me,
ok?Copy !req
274. Are ya happy?Copy !req
275. I know why everybody's
lookin' at you strange,Copy !req
276. And i know why marc
won't invite you
to his party.Copy !req
277. Well, then, tell me!
Tell me why!Copy !req
278. I can't!
It's a secret!Copy !req
279. Tell me!Copy !req
280. I can't.Copy !req
281. You can't tell me,
huh?Copy !req
282. Ok. I understand.Copy !req
283. Uh, kenan?Copy !req
284. Woo—woo—woo—Copy !req
285. What are you doin'
with that orange
soda bottle?Copy !req
286. Aah! Aaaaahhh!Copy !req
287. What did orange soda
ever do to you?Copy !req
288. Are ya sure
you can't tell me?Copy !req
289. But...Copy !req
290. I promised!Copy !req
291. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
292. Ok!Copy !req
293. Ok, ok, ok!Copy !req
294. I'll talk!
I'll talk!Copy !req
295. Oh! I'll talk!Copy !req
296. Just leave the orange soda
alone, you m-monster!Copy !req
297. Talk!Copy !req
298. ok!Copy !req
299. Marc... Won't invite you
to his party...Copy !req
300. Because... Because...Copy !req
301. Don't say anything to himCopy !req
302. About his ears.Copy !req
303. It'll just hurt
his feelings...Copy !req
304. feelings...
Feelings...Copy !req
305. Ke-k-k-kenan,Copy !req
306. Marc... Won't invite you
to his party because...Copy !req
307. He doesn't like you?Copy !req
308. Yeah! That's it!Copy !req
309. He doesn't like you.Copy !req
310. he doesn't
like me, huh?Copy !req
311. Nah!Copy !req
312. And he don't
want me to go
to his party, huh?Copy !req
313. All right.Copy !req
314. Well, i've got news
for mr. Marc graham.Copy !req
315. I'm gonna make sure
he has a birthday party
he never forgets!Copy !req
316. Ooh!Copy !req
317. Oh, what a lovely
gift, kenan!Copy !req
318. Thank you so much!Copy !req
319. Psshhh! Oh! I'm all
covered in motor oil!Copy !req
320. Oh, my party's ruined.Copy !req
321. Heh heh! That's what you get
for not inviting kenan
rockmore to your party!Copy !req
322. Son, who are you
talking to?Copy !req
323. Oh, no one, daddy.Copy !req
324. And what is
all this junk doing
on the table?Copy !req
325. Ok. Well, we're
going to the ball game.Copy !req
326. Roger, don't
rub it in!Copy !req
327. Th-that's all right, mama.Copy !req
328. I think i'm gonna
enjoy tonight just fine.
Bye, now.Copy !req
329. Bye.Copy !req
330. Bye, son.Copy !req
331. oh, listen!Copy !req
332. Party!Copy !req
333. Hey, kenan.
You like my costume?Copy !req
334. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Costume's great.Copy !req
335. Love the costume
with the hockey stick
and the black eye.Copy !req
336. Listen, i need you
to do me a favor.Copy !req
337. Take this gift over
to mark graham's house
for me, please?Copy !req
338. He didn't invite you
to his party, and you
still got him a gift?Copy !req
339. Oh, he deserves it!Copy !req
340. Howdy, ma'am.Copy !req
341. Hey, hey, hey, kenan.
How you feelin'?Copy !req
342. Fine?Copy !req
343. Your ears don't
look any different.Copy !req
344. What?Copy !req
345. Hey, kel,Copy !req
346. Wanna take me
over to the
party?Copy !req
347. Nah, i'm not
goin' to the party.Copy !req
348. You're not?Copy !req
349. I'm gonna stay here
with my good friend
kenan.Copy !req
350. If you were plannin'
on stayin' here,Copy !req
351. Why you got on
that goofy cowboy
costume?Copy !req
352. Kenan, this is not
a costume!Copy !req
353. To marc's party.
If you wanna go,
just go.Copy !req
354. Really? Hoo!
Let's go! Come on!Copy !req
355. yee-haw!Copy !req
356. Wait, i just—
uh—uh—Copy !req
357. I—i was bein'
sarcastic.Copy !req
358. Oh, the present, man!Copy !req
359. She forgot the present.Copy !req
360. Well, I...Copy !req
361. Guess i'm just gonna
have to take it over
there myself.Copy !req
362. Why, hello there,
mr. Ninja!Copy !req
363. Uh... Hello?Copy !req
364. Why don't you take
your birthday giftCopy !req
365. And put it over on that
pile of birthday gifts
over there, ok?Copy !req
366. all right.
I think i will.Copy !req
367. Thanks for
bringing me to
the party, kel.Copy !req
368. I didn't!
Oh, i can't feel
my arm.Copy !req
369. You guys
having fun?Copy !req
370. No!
Yes!Copy !req
371. Hey, nice costume,
chris.Copy !req
372. Why, thanks.
I'm a hot dog.Copy !req
373. Ah.Copy !req
374. I'm a western guy.Copy !req
375. Ah!Copy !req
376. Oh, by the way, kyra.Copy !req
377. How are kenan's ears?Copy !req
378. Um... Fine?Copy !req
379. Well, hello there.Copy !req
380. What's your name?Copy !req
381. Um... Bernard.Copy !req
382. Nice to meet you,
bernard.Copy !req
383. Nice to meet you,
too.Copy !req
384. Don't you work at
that grocery storeCopy !req
385. Ragby's or drugby's?Copy !req
386. Rigby's.Copy !req
387. Oh, rigby's. Right.Copy !req
388. You work with
that one guy, um,
kenan?Copy !req
389. Yeah.Copy !req
390. What do you think
of him?Copy !req
391. I heard he's kinda
smart and funny and
boyishly handsome.Copy !req
392. Well, actually,
i think kenan's a jerk!Copy !req
393. I mean, i can't
stand the guy.Copy !req
394. W-what? I—i mean...Copy !req
395. Oh, give it up, kenan!
I know it's you.Copy !req
396. I thought you didn't
wanna come to marc's
dumb old party.Copy !req
397. Mind your business.Copy !req
398. Everybody!Copy !req
399. I just wanna thank
each and every one of youCopy !req
400. For coming to
my party tonight.Copy !req
401. I'm just sorry
we ran out of spinach.Copy !req
402. But now why don't we all...Copy !req
403. Open the presents?Copy !req
404. No, silly ninja!
We can't open
the presents yet!Copy !req
405. First we have to have a...Copy !req
406. dance contest!Copy !req
407. Go, bernard.
Go, bernard.Copy !req
408. Go, bernard! Go, bernard!Copy !req
409. Go, bernard,
go, bernard!Copy !req
410. go, bernard, go, bernard,
go, bernard, go, bernard.Copy !req
411. This is a great party.
Everybody's getting jiggy!Copy !req
412. Oh, yeah! Get jiggy!Copy !req
413. Uh, shouldn't you
use a cup?Copy !req
414. Whoo! Ninja!Copy !req
415. Kel, it's me.Copy !req
416. I—i'm sorry.
I don't know
any ninjas.Copy !req
417. Me!Copy !req
418. Kenan!Copy !req
419. Aw!Copy !req
420. Kenan! Oh!Copy !req
421. Kenan, is that you?Copy !req
422. Yeah, that's right.
It's me.Copy !req
423. How do you like that?Copy !req
424. Ah ha!Copy !req
425. I'm so glad
you came!Copy !req
426. Eeew!Copy !req
427. Because charla told me
all about getting
your ears reduced!Copy !req
428. What?Copy !req
429. Ha ha ha...Copy !req
430. Hey, kids, what do you
all say we all gather 'roundCopy !req
431. And watch marc open
his birthday presents, huh?Copy !req
432. Sounds great.Copy !req
433. Kel, you said
that marc didn't
invite meCopy !req
434. Because he didn't
like me.Copy !req
435. I only said that
because i didn't want
to hurt your feelings.Copy !req
436. Well, that makes
perfect sense.Copy !req
437. Oh, honey,
open this one.
It's from kenan.Copy !req
438. Oh, the gift, man!
He's opening the gift!Copy !req
439. Hold on!Copy !req
440. Why don't you open
this one next, man?Copy !req
441. It's from diane.Copy !req
442. Oh, wow!Copy !req
443. Yeah!Copy !req
444. Whoo! Thank you
very much.Copy !req
445. Did everybody
enjoy the show
tonight?Copy !req
446. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
447. Naw.Copy !req
448. Well, i had a lotta fun.
I especially liked
that game that we played.Copy !req
449. What was the name
of it again?Copy !req
450. Yeah!
Get out now?Copy !req
451. Get out now!
That was fun!Copy !req
452. Everybody runnin'
and stuffCopy !req
453. And they were chasin' us
and yellin'.Copy !req
454. You know, i know
just the thing
to cheer him up!Copy !req
455. Oh, no!
Oh, yeah!Copy !req
456. A what?
Kel, grab a pony...Copy !req
457. A petunia?
A petunia...Copy !req
458. And a big ball of
twine, and meet me
at the dairy farm.Copy !req
459. Come on, tootie!Copy !req
460. Kenan, i don't like
petunias!Copy !req
461. And ponies scare me!
Awww!Copy !req
462. Here it goes!Copy !req
463. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
and u.S. Department of educationCopy !req
464. Captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
465. Why?Copy !req