Kenan & Kel 3x6

Directed by Kim Fields

Rondell Sheridan as Officer McWiggins • Kevin Shinick as Bugman • Doug Jones as Head Waiter • Alexis Fields as Sharla Morrison • Biagio Messina as Marc Cram

While Kenan & Kel are in Kenan's room playing Penguin Hunter, the Rockmores' house is robbed. Kenan & Kel try to prevent Kenan's parents from coming home before they can see what has happened.

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1. Oh, here it goes.

2. Thank you. Wow!

3. Wow. Thank you.

4. Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen.

5. For those of y'all that don't know,

6. My name is pronounced kenan.

7. Thank you. Thank you.

8. And for those of you that do know,

9. My name is pronounced kel!

10. Thanks a lot. Wow.

11. All right, we got a slammin' show for y'all tonight.

12. I mean, we've got action...

13. We've got intrigue!

14. We got dancin'!

15. Music!

16. Hey, why'd you stop the music?

17. Because, funky, this is no time for dancin'.

18. But... I gotta dance!

19. Well, then, save it for tonight's show.

20. Now, come on, stubby!

21. Kenan, i'm not stubby!

22. Why do you always have to call me funny names? Kenan!

23. Awwww, here it goes!

24. Hi there, chris.

25. Oh, hello, charla.

26. I'm gonna dust the high shelves.

27. Oh!

28. Great!

29. Did we lose 'em?

30. Lose who?

31. Marc graham, my next door neighbor,

32. The guy we're runnin' from?

33. We're runnin' from marc graham?

34. Why are you runnin' from marc?

35. Because we don't want him to invite us to his lame birthday party.

36. Oh! Well, he'll never think to look for you here... At work.

37. Where you come every day.

38. Thank you, charla.

39. I do so enjoy it when you're witty!

40. Oh, no! Hey, kenan, he's comin'!

41. Here comes marc graham! He's comin' quick!

42. Why ya standing in the doorway all visible?

43. Get in here! Tell him we're not here!

44. But i don't wanna lie to marc. I don't even know what to say.

45. Say anything! Make up something. Come on, kel.

46. Kenan, i don't—

47. Aah!

48. Hey, my ladder!

49. Char-la-

50. Uh!

51. H-e-l-l-o!

52. Hi, marc.

53. I just dropped by to invite you to my... Birthday party!

54. This saturday.

55. It's a costume party.

56. Oh. Ha ha.

57. Thank you, marc. That's—that's really nice.

58. Help! Somebody!

59. Where's kenan?

60. Oh, uh, kenan?

61. Well, he—he, uh—

62. He's not here.

63. I just saw him come in here a minute ago.

64. Oh! Oh, oh, oh! Kenan!

65. Ok, see he was here, but what happened was—

66. Yah!

67. Chris!

68. Mr. Potter, are you ok?

69. ooh... Oh...

70. Oh...

71. That all depends.

72. Who am i?

73. There.

74. Kenan, let me borrow a pencil.

75. No! Don't touch anything, man. You'll mess it up.

76. How am i gonna mess it up?

77. Oh. See?

78. Well, as usual, you were right and i was wrong.

79. Oh, man, it's marc graham again.

80. Hey, marc!

81. No "hey marc"!

82. If he sees us, he'll try to invite us to his birthday party.

83. Ooh, the nerve of that jerk!

84. He's coming. Quick, hide!

85. Hey, guys!

86. Uh... Hi.

87. He didn't invite us.

88. Yeah. That was close, huh?

89. I can't believe he didn't even try to invite us!

90. I mean, how could you not invite us?

91. Yeah. He saw us and said hi and just kept walking.

92. Who does he think he is

93. Not inviting us to his party?

94. Wait a minute. I thought you said you didn't wanna go.

95. That's right. I don't.

96. Matter of fact, i'm glad he didn't invite me to his party!

97. Nobody probably gonna be at his dumb old party anyway.

98. I can't wait for marc's party.

99. Me, too. Everybody's gonna be there!

100. Boy, i'm glad i'm not going to that dumb old party.

101. Though i must admit i am a little curious about not being invited.

102. Maybe he didn't invite you, because...

103. What?

104. What are you saying?

105. Did you say something?

106. Yeah. I can't hear what you're saying about marc not inviting me.

107. Aw, man, all i was sayin' was that...

108. Same problem!

109. Kel, i—

110. I can't hear what you're sayin'.

111. Kel!

112. What i got to say to you—

113. Oh, never mind.

114. Kenan, unwind me!

115. Unwind me!

116. Why were you vacuuming in the first place?

117. Well, i was pretending that i was an astronaut,

118. And i was sucking up rock samples from the surface of the moon.

119. Wow.

120. Whoo!

121. Ha ha ha!

122. But it is not fair!

123. I was robbed!

124. Oh, don't be such a sore loser!

125. Yeah, daddy. I beat you fair and square.

126. It's not my fault you can't play basketball.

127. Hey...

128. Cheater!

129. Hey, kenan, look what marc graham gave me.

130. Ah ha ha ha!

131. Thank you very much. I knew it.

132. It's the invitation to his party.

133. I knew i was invited. Ahem...

134. "mark graham cordially invites you,

135. Kyra, to his birthday pa—" huh?

136. That's my invitation.

137. Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

138. That—that's funny.

139. He invited your little sister, and he didn't invite you. Pfft!

140. Yeah. That's... Pretty funny, huh?

141. Kenan, marc didn't invite you?

142. Uh... No.

143. Oh, well, i'm sure it's just a mistake.

144. Why don't you walk over there and ask him about it?

145. I'm not going over there begging marc

146. To go to his stupid old costume party!

147. I'm glad i'm not going.

148. Well, ok, if that's how you feel!

149. Come on, kyra, let's go work on a costume for you.

150. Hi, kel.

151. Blaaah!

152. Ha. And besides...

153. Kel and i are gonna do something even more fun tonight.

154. Isn't that right, kel?

155. Uh... I...

156. I can't.

157. Whaddaya mean, you can't?

158. I got invited to marc's party, too.

159. hoooo!

160. Kel—what—i—

161. You got invited, and you didn't say anything?

162. Well, i did say something.

163. I told him i would go.

164. Why, that little marc—

165. Of all the—

166. Boy, if—ooh!

167. Marc not inviting me to his party...

168. Well, i'm glad i get to go!

169. It's gonna be so much fun!

170. I'm sorry.

171. Wh-wh-what are you lookin' at?

172. Ah, nothin'. Not your ears.

173. There he is.

174. You know what?

175. I betcha he meant to invite me

176. But forgot to!

177. Yeah, that makes sense.

178. He probably just forgot!

179. Yeah, yeah, and i bet your invitation

180. Is still in his backpack!

181. I'll bet you're right, man!

182. Why don't you distract him,

183. Ok! And i'm gonna look in his backpack.

184. pah!

185. What's going... On?

186. What's going on?

187. Uh, i—i want to talk to you about the world today.

188. You know, there's a lotta things going on in the world today,

189. And i was upset about it, and i figured i'd come—

190. Aw, kenan, i can't do it!

191. Ha! Well, i know what this looks like,

192. But i can explain.

193. See... My—my knee collapsed,

194. Um, due to gingivitis,

195. And i accidentally fell into your backpack.

196. Ooh! Oh, gotta get to class. Don't wanna be late!

197. Hey. Well, if that was marc's backpa—

198. What are you doin' in my backpack?

199. Now, remember, don't say anything to kenan about my party, ok?

200. See... He's having ear surgery that day,

201. And i don't want him to feel bad about missing it.

202. Kenan's having ear surgery?

203. Yeah! He's making 'em smaller!

204. Ha ha ha!

205. Hey, you guys, check it out! Guess what i just heard!

206. Kenan's making his ears smaller?

207. Yeah. Didn't you know?

208. No, he didn't tell me. Kenan! Oh, kenan, why?

209. Charla told me all about it the other day.

210. See, i came in the store looking for kenan...

211. Chris was falling and...

212. He was here, but what happened was...

213. Yaaah!

214. Chris!

215. Mr. Potter, are you ok?

216. Oh... Uh... That all depends.

217. Who am i?

218. So where's kenan?

219. I wanted to invite him to my party.

220. Uh... Kenan. We—welll—

221. I—i don't think that kenan can make it.

222. You see, um...

223. I, uh, i shouldn't tell you this,

224. But, um... Kenan is— is having... Surgery

225. That day.

226. Um... He—he's—

227. He—he—he's having,

228. Uh, he's having surgery on his, um...

229. Ears!

230. Yeah. That's right.

231. Yeah, he's having ear surgery, see?

232. He's making his ears smaller.

233. Really? I never noticed his ears were too big.

234. Oh, yeah. They're huge.

235. Wow!

236. Imagine that.

237. O-oh, kenan, poor kenan!

238. Don't say anything to him about his ears, ok?

239. It'll just hurt his feelings.

240. Oh, the secret's safe with me.

241. And that's why i had my hands in your backpack.

242. I see. Makes perfect sense.

243. What a delightful misunderstanding.

244. Look, everyone.

245. 'ear's kenan!

246. I had no idea that kenan was so sensitive about his ears.

247. I never noticed anything strange.

248. At least he's correcting the problem.

249. Mom, dad,

250. I don't think we got enough spinach!

251. good thinking, son.

252. Sure would be embarrassing to run out of spinach for your party.

253. We don't want a repeat of what happened last year!

254. Ha ha ha ha! Oh ho ho ho!

255. Ok, your total for party supplies is...

256. $342.

257. Wow! Ha ha ha.

258. That's some chunk a change!

259. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whatcha got there, grahams?

260. Nothin'. Just... Bags of stuff.

261. Gee...

262. Looks like a lotta stuff for 3 people.

263. Oh, yeah! We go through a lotta stuff.

264. A lotta stuff!

265. What are y'all lookin' at?

266. Nothing! Ahem.

267. I don't know what you're talking about, young man.

268. See ya, kenan.

269. Man, they're buyin' stuff behind my back,

270. And then they're lookin' at me all weird.

271. I'm telling you, something's up with those grahams, man.

272. Something's up—

273. Uh, no, uh...

274. Nothing's wrong with your ears.

275. My ears?

276. Hey, kenan.

277. Kel, something weird's goin' on, man.

278. People have been starin' at my head all funny, like this—

279. I haven't noticed anything strange.

280. Now, see! Now you're doin' it! What are you lookin' at?

281. Nothing! Nothing! I wasn't looking at anything at all!

282. Nothing! Aw, man!

283. You've broken me, ok?

284. Are ya happy?

285. I know why everybody's lookin' at you strange,

286. And i know why marc won't invite you to his party.

287. Well, then, tell me! Tell me why!

288. I can't! It's a secret!

289. Tell me!

290. I can't.

291. You can't tell me, huh?

292. Ok. I understand.

293. Uh, kenan?

294. Woo—woo—woo—

295. What are you doin' with that orange soda bottle?

296. Aah! Aaaaahhh!

297. What did orange soda ever do to you?

298. Are ya sure you can't tell me?

299. But...

300. I promised!

301. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

302. Ok!

303. Ok, ok, ok!

304. I'll talk! I'll talk!

305. Oh! I'll talk!

306. Just leave the orange soda alone, you m-monster!

307. All right. Now tell me why marc won't invite me to his party.

308. Talk!

309. ok!

310. Marc... Won't invite you to his party...

311. Because... Because...

312. Don't say anything to him

313. About his ears.

314. It'll just hurt his feelings...

315. feelings... Feelings...

316. Ke-k-k-kenan,

317. Marc... Won't invite you to his party because...

318. He doesn't like you?

319. Yeah! That's it!

320. He doesn't like you.

321. he doesn't like me, huh?

322. Nah!

323. And he don't want me to go to his party, huh?

324. All right.

325. Well, i've got news for mr. Marc graham.

326. I'm gonna make sure he has a birthday party he never forgets!

327. Ooh!

328. Oh, what a lovely gift, kenan!

329. Thank you so much!

330. Psshhh! Oh! I'm all covered in motor oil!

331. Oh, my party's ruined.

332. Heh heh! That's what you get for not inviting kenan rockmore to your party!

333. Son, who are you talking to?

334. Oh, no one, daddy.

335. And what is all this junk doing on the table?

336. A little something kyra did. I'll clean it up, though.

337. Ok. Well, we're going to the ball game.

338. Now you just have fun here, all alone doing nothing on a saturday night.

339. Roger, don't rub it in!

340. Th-that's all right, mama.

341. I think i'm gonna enjoy tonight just fine. Bye, now.

342. Bye.

343. Bye, son.

344. oh, listen!

345. Party!

346. Hey, kenan. You like my costume?

347. Oh, yeah, yeah. Costume's great.

348. Love the costume with the hockey stick and the black eye.

349. Listen, i need you to do me a favor.

350. Take this gift over to mark graham's house for me, please?

351. He didn't invite you to his party, and you still got him a gift?

352. Oh, he deserves it!

353. Howdy, ma'am.

354. Hey, hey, hey, kenan. How you feelin'?

355. Fine?

356. Your ears don't look any different.

357. What?

358. Hey, kel,

359. Wanna take me over to the party?

360. Nah, i'm not goin' to the party.

361. You're not?

362. I'm gonna stay here with my good friend kenan.

363. If you were plannin' on stayin' here,

364. Why you got on that goofy cowboy costume?

365. Kenan, this is not a costume!

366. This is some outfit i threw together. Thought ya might like it.

367. Kel, you don't have to pretend that you don't wanna go

368. To marc's party. If you wanna go, just go.

369. Really? Hoo! Let's go! Come on!

370. yee-haw!

371. Wait, i just— uh—uh—

372. I—i was bein' sarcastic.

373. Oh, the present, man!

374. She forgot the present.

375. Well, I...

376. Guess i'm just gonna have to take it over there myself.

377. Why, hello there, mr. Ninja!

378. Uh... Hello?

379. Why don't you take your birthday gift

380. And put it over on that pile of birthday gifts over there, ok?

381. all right. I think i will.

382. Thanks for bringing me to the party, kel.

383. I didn't! Oh, i can't feel my arm.

384. You guys having fun?

385. No! Yes!

386. Hey, nice costume, chris.

387. Why, thanks. I'm a hot dog.

388. Ah.

389. I'm a western guy.

390. Ah!

391. Oh, by the way, kyra.

392. How are kenan's ears?

393. Um... Fine?

394. Well, hello there.

395. What's your name?

396. Um... Bernard.

397. Nice to meet you, bernard.

398. Nice to meet you, too.

399. Don't you work at that grocery store

400. Ragby's or drugby's?

401. Rigby's.

402. Oh, rigby's. Right.

403. You work with that one guy, um, kenan?

404. Yeah.

405. What do you think of him?

406. I heard he's kinda smart and funny and boyishly handsome.

407. Well, actually, i think kenan's a jerk!

408. I mean, i can't stand the guy.

409. W-what? I—i mean...

410. Oh, give it up, kenan! I know it's you.

411. I thought you didn't wanna come to marc's dumb old party.

412. Mind your business.

413. Everybody!

414. I just wanna thank each and every one of you

415. For coming to my party tonight.

416. I'm just sorry we ran out of spinach.

417. But now why don't we all...

418. Open the presents?

419. No, silly ninja! We can't open the presents yet!

420. First we have to have a...

421. dance contest!

422. Go, bernard. Go, bernard.

423. Go, bernard! Go, bernard!

424. Go, bernard, go, bernard!

425. go, bernard, go, bernard, go, bernard, go, bernard.

426. This is a great party. Everybody's getting jiggy!

427. Oh, yeah! Get jiggy!

428. Uh, shouldn't you use a cup?

429. Whoo! Ninja!

430. Kel, it's me.

431. I—i'm sorry. I don't know any ninjas.

432. Me!

433. Kenan!

434. Aw!

435. Kenan! Oh!

436. Kenan, is that you?

437. Yeah, that's right. It's me.

438. How do you like that?

439. Ah ha!

440. I'm so glad you came!

441. Eeew!

442. If you're glad that i came, then why didn't you invite me?

443. Because charla told me all about getting your ears reduced!

444. What?

445. Ha ha ha...

446. Hey, kids, what do you all say we all gather 'round

447. And watch marc open his birthday presents, huh?

448. Sounds great.

449. Kel, you said that marc didn't invite me

450. Because he didn't like me.

451. I only said that because i didn't want to hurt your feelings.

452. Well, that makes perfect sense.

453. Oh, honey, open this one. It's from kenan.

454. Oh, the gift, man! He's opening the gift!

455. Hold on!

456. Why don't you open this one next, man?

457. It's from diane.

458. Oh, wow!

459. Yeah!

460. Whoo! Thank you very much.

461. Did everybody enjoy the show tonight?

462. Kenan, is it just me, or did you get offended that marc didn't like his present?

463. You mean the present that wrecked his house, stained his guests, and ruined his party?

464. Yeah. Yeah.

465. Naw.

466. Well, i had a lotta fun. I especially liked that game that we played.

467. What was the name of it again?

468. Yeah! Get out now?

469. Get out now! That was fun!

470. Everybody runnin' and stuff

471. And they were chasin' us and yellin'.

472. But you know, i feel kinda bad about ruinin' marc's party and all.

473. You know, i know just the thing to cheer him up!

474. Oh, no! Oh, yeah!

475. A what? Kel, grab a pony...

476. A petunia? A petunia...

477. And a big ball of twine, and meet me at the dairy farm.

478. Come on, tootie!

479. Kenan, i don't like petunias!

480. And ponies scare me! Awww!

481. Here it goes!

482. Captioning made possible by nickelodeon and u.S. Department of education

483. Captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

484. Why?