1. Oh, here it goes.Copy !req
2. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
and u.S. Department of educationCopy !req
3. Thank you all for comingCopy !req
4. To check us out.Copy !req
5. My name is kenan.Copy !req
6. I love you.Copy !req
7. That's great.Copy !req
8. And it would beCopy !req
9. My personal pleasureCopy !req
10. To welcome
the hardest-workingCopy !req
11. Youngster in
show business, kel!Copy !req
12. Go ahead, boy.
Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
13. Thank you all.Copy !req
14. How are
all you all doing?Copy !req
15. Whoo!Copy !req
16. Did—did you really
mean thatCopy !req
17. About me being
the hardest-working
youngster in show business?Copy !req
18. No. I lied.Copy !req
19. But, you know,
that brings up
the very pointCopy !req
20. Of today's episode—
honesty.Copy !req
21. Now, i wasn't honest
with kel a moment ago.Copy !req
22. As far as youngsters go,
i do work pretty hard.Copy !req
23. Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
24. Now, as i was saying,Copy !req
25. Friends should
always be honest
with each other.Copy !req
26. For example... Kel,
that nasty shirt makes
your face look puffy.Copy !req
27. You don't like it?
I mean, it was a gift
from my grandma.Copy !req
28. You know, i also think
that i should tell kelCopy !req
29. That at this moment,
his breath stinks.Copy !req
30. Does today's show have
to be about honesty?Copy !req
31. Actually, no. I lied.Copy !req
32. Whoo!Copy !req
33. But i can honestly sayCopy !req
34. That it will be
a different show.Copy !req
35. Now, come on, sultan.Copy !req
36. Kenan, what you mean
by "different"?Copy !req
37. Kenan! Kenan, i—i—brushed
my teeth this morning, see?Copy !req
38. Gleam.Copy !req
39. Kenan, kenan!Copy !req
40. Aw, here it goes!Copy !req
41. And that's how i became idaho's
youngest spelling champion.Copy !req
42. Wow. That's very
impressive, mark.Copy !req
43. I've always been
a pretty good
speller myself.Copy !req
44. Go on, try me.Copy !req
45. Give me a word
to spell.Copy !req
46. How about "boring"?Copy !req
47. Aw, come on, kenan.
You know that's too easy.Copy !req
48. Hey, i've got one.Copy !req
49. Can you spell
"chronometer"?Copy !req
50. I better go
into the kitchen.Copy !req
51. Pop, the dictionary's
upstairs.Copy !req
52. You know, chronometer's
the word mark had to spellCopy !req
53. To win the spelling
championship.Copy !req
54. Isn't that right, son?Copy !req
55. Yeah. How lucky
was that?Copy !req
56. Real lucky?Copy !req
57. You see, a chronometer
is a watch,Copy !req
58. And mark's hobby
is collecting watches.Copy !req
59. Oh, that's right.
I keep forgetting
that we just met.Copy !req
60. I feel like i've known
you guys forever.Copy !req
61. Funny how one night
can seem like forever.Copy !req
62. Thank you again
for inviting us overCopy !req
63. For dinner, mrs. Rockmore.Copy !req
64. I especially enjoyed
the p-i-e.Copy !req
65. Peas? We didn't
have peas.Copy !req
66. Pie, kel. He was
spelling pie.Copy !req
67. Well, listen. It's just so nice
to finally have new neighbors.Copy !req
68. Can i give you a hand
with these dishes,
mrs. R.?Copy !req
69. Did you hear that,
kenan?Copy !req
70. He offers to help
in the kitchen.Copy !req
71. Oh. Well, i guess you got
plenty of help then.Copy !req
72. Well, it was nice
meeting you folks.Copy !req
73. Kel and i are just gonna
retire to my room now.
Come along, kel.Copy !req
74. Hey, kenan. Why don't you
show mark your room?Copy !req
75. Hey, that'd be great!Copy !req
76. G-r-e-a-t.Copy !req
77. Oh, yeah, great.Copy !req
78. Chronometer.Copy !req
79. C... H... R...Copy !req
80. Damn!Copy !req
81. Hey, check it out!Copy !req
82. My bedroom window faces
your bedroom window!Copy !req
83. Oh, you know that's cool.Copy !req
84. You see, when you guys
wanna talk to one another,Copy !req
85. You can tape a message
right to this phone right hereCopy !req
86. And throw it back and forth
to each other.Copy !req
87. There's so much wrong
with that, i don't even
know where to start.Copy !req
88. Wow! A 1952 chronics
time keeper deluxe!Copy !req
89. This is a classic!Copy !req
90. Oh, yeah. That was
my daddy's watch.Copy !req
91. He gave it to me.Copy !req
92. I don't wear it
'cause the band
is broken.Copy !req
93. You gotta get
the band fixed.Copy !req
94. This is one
of the coolest watches
ever made.Copy !req
95. Did you know this was
the first watchCopy !req
96. To include the date function
as a standard feature?Copy !req
97. Ummmm!Copy !req
98. Wow. No, i didn't
know that, man. Wow.Copy !req
99. You really know way
too much about watches,
man.Copy !req
100. I collect them, remember?Copy !req
101. It's so great to have
new friends.Copy !req
102. Hey...Copy !req
103. Group hug.Copy !req
104. Ooh, i like those.Copy !req
105. I don't
know about...Copy !req
106. Ow!
Ow!Copy !req
107. Oh, my spinal cord!Copy !req
108. Hey, wait a second.Copy !req
109. Wh—Copy !req
110. Where's my watch?Copy !req
111. Where's my—Copy !req
112. I could have sworn i left that
watch right there on the shelf.Copy !req
113. Naw. I don't know.Copy !req
114. Why, that little thief!Copy !req
115. No way.Copy !req
116. I don't
believe that.Copy !req
117. He must have swiped it
last night when i
wasn't looking.Copy !req
118. How do you know it was mark
who stole your watch?Copy !req
119. Yeah, maybe you lost it.Copy !req
120. I didn't lose it, nosy.Copy !req
121. Maybe it was
an escaped super-
intelligent lab ratCopy !req
122. That stole
your watch.Copy !req
123. It wasn't super rats.
It was mark, kel.Copy !req
124. You saw how he was looking
at my watch.Copy !req
125. Yeah. It was like this.Copy !req
126. No, actually
it was more like this.Copy !req
127. I'm a person that
has more watches than
a regular person ought to.Copy !req
128. I really am.
Oh, and i'm a big old geek.Copy !req
129. Hey, guys.Copy !req
130. Oh!Copy !req
131. Mark! Hey, what are you
doing here?Copy !req
132. I just stopped by to get
some stuff for my mom.Copy !req
133. Oh, that reminds me.Copy !req
134. I have to go pick up
my mother from
the tattoo parlor.Copy !req
135. Remember, kenan,
you shouldn't jump
to conclusions.Copy !req
136. Thief!Copy !req
137. Look at him.
I'll bet you he's wearing
my watch right now.Copy !req
138. But i can't ask him,
'cause then he'll think
i'm on to him,Copy !req
139. And he'll just hide
the watch.Copy !req
140. So i'll ask him!Copy !req
141. Wait, wait, wait, kel!Copy !req
142. I don't want you
to ask him!Copy !req
143. All right,
where's the watch?Copy !req
144. Oh... Um... We...Copy !req
145. Actually,
we wanna know
what time it is.Copy !req
146. Well, there's a clock
right behind you.Copy !req
147. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
148. Well, look at that, kel.Copy !req
149. There's a clock
on the wall here.Copy !req
150. Well, why don't we
just seeCopy !req
151. What time this
clock says, huh?Copy !req
152. Oh!Copy !req
153. I accidentally broke
the clock. Oh!Copy !req
154. Now who's gonna
tell me the time?Copy !req
155. Oh, it's, uh, 4:32.Copy !req
156. Thank you, kel.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
157. Now i have no reason
to see mark's watch,
thanks to you.Copy !req
158. No problem.Copy !req
159. Boy, let me see
your watch!Copy !req
160. Let me... Oh, yeah!Copy !req
161. Oh, that's
a lovely watchCopy !req
162. That i've never seen
before in my life
is what that is.Copy !req
163. Would you mind
letting go of my arm?Copy !req
164. Oh, sorry.
Is that the time?Copy !req
165. Oh, it's time for me
to go over there.
Sorry.Copy !req
166. Ooh, ooh! Maybe it was ninjas
that took your watch.Copy !req
167. Yes, it makes
perfect sense.Copy !req
168. I know, because ninjas
are shadow warriors,Copy !req
169. And they can
sneak in anywhere like...Copy !req
170. Stop that, man!Copy !req
171. I ain't talking
about no ninja!Copy !req
172. I was saying it
makes perfect senseCopy !req
173. That he wouldn't wear
the watch that he
just stole from meCopy !req
174. To the place
where i work.Copy !req
175. If it isn't super rats
and ninjas then...Copy !req
176. Oh, i don't know!
I give up.Copy !req
177. That boy is a thief,Copy !req
178. And i can prove it!Copy !req
179. You go hide out there
by the front door.Copy !req
180. Keep an eye
on this register,Copy !req
181. And i'm gonna hide
in the back.Copy !req
182. When mark takes
the money,Copy !req
183. You yell,
and i'm gonna come
out and grab him.Copy !req
184. Ha ha ha ha! Gotcha.Copy !req
185. Boy, am i hungry!Copy !req
186. Well, i tell you,Copy !req
187. I'm just gonna
go get myself
something to eat.Copy !req
188. So here i go...
Leaving the store.Copy !req
189. Stop!Copy !req
190. Hey, hey!Copy !req
191. Aaaaaggggghhhhhh!Copy !req
192. No, no! Let him go!Copy !req
193. He didn't take
the money.Copy !req
194. He didn't?Copy !req
195. No.Copy !req
196. Get off of me!
What are you doing?Copy !req
197. Oh, i—i'm sorry, man.Copy !req
198. I thought you were
someone else.Copy !req
199. Who'd you think he was?Copy !req
200. I thought he was
someone else!Copy !req
201. I can't feel
my right hand.Copy !req
202. Oh, i can.Copy !req
203. I better go put
some ice on this.Copy !req
204. Don't worry. I'll be o.K.Copy !req
205. Sorry i wasn't who
you thought i was.Copy !req
206. See you, fellas.Copy !req
207. He—he really is
a nice guy.Copy !req
208. He's a thief!Copy !req
209. Where's the money?Copy !req
210. Oh, yeah.
An old lady took it.Copy !req
211. Wh—Copy !req
212. An old lady took it?
Kel, why didn't you
do something?Copy !req
213. You told me to yell only
if mark took the money.Copy !req
214. Whyyyyyy?Copy !req
215. Aw, man! Chris is
gonna kill me.Copy !req
216. How am i supposed to get
the money back, man?Copy !req
217. Well, at least you know
mark's not a thief.Copy !req
218. No, i don't! Maybe he
just steals watches.Copy !req
219. Hey, hey, hey.
You mark my words.Copy !req
220. If it's the last thing i do,Copy !req
221. I'm gonna expose mark graham
for the thief that he is,Copy !req
222. And i will get my watch back!Copy !req
223. How?Copy !req
224. I have no idea, man.Copy !req
225. Come on, kel.
We got some planning to do.Copy !req
226. Aren't you supposed
to be at the movies
with the grahams?Copy !req
227. Yes, we are, as soon
as your fatherCopy !req
228. Finishes writing
"chronometer"
on his arm.Copy !req
229. Here you go.
Take it with you.Copy !req
230. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
231. You gotta find
a new method
of cheating.Copy !req
232. Start the car up.Copy !req
233. Buckle up for safety.Copy !req
234. Enjoy your evening
with the grahams now.Copy !req
235. Kenan, are trying
to get rid of us?Copy !req
236. Oh, no!
Why would you
say that?Copy !req
237. Oh, good. You brought
the paint.Copy !req
238. Yeah. I brought
orange paint.Copy !req
239. Oh, wonderful.Copy !req
240. Now, come on, man.
Look. I've already got
the drawer rigged. See?Copy !req
241. So all you gotta do
is hang this paint
on the thingy there,Copy !req
242. And i'll prove
he's a thief yet.Copy !req
243. How's this gonna prove
he's a thief?Copy !req
244. Well, kel,
when he sees meCopy !req
245. Put this watch
in the drawer,Copy !req
246. He'll try
to steal it.Copy !req
247. Then when he opens
the drawer,Copy !req
248. He'll be covered
in orange paint.Copy !req
249. Whoo! That must
be him. Hurry!Copy !req
250. Oh, oh, and k-k-kel!
Be careful, man.Copy !req
251. Hey, hey! Kel.Copy !req
252. Don't break my mom's
porcelain monkey.Copy !req
253. Mark! So nice
to see you.Copy !req
254. Yeah. Thanks
for inviting me over.Copy !req
255. Oh! You know.Copy !req
256. Wow! Wow! Wow!Copy !req
257. Whoa! Is that a new watch?Copy !req
258. Oh, what,
this old thing?Copy !req
259. Oh, no. It's nothing.Copy !req
260. Oh, well, i guess it is
expensive and cool,Copy !req
261. But i don't like
to brag, you know.Copy !req
262. Can i see it?Copy !req
263. Maybe later.Copy !req
264. For now, i'll just put
this little watchCopy !req
265. In the drawer
over here, huh?Copy !req
266. What do you guys wanna do?Copy !req
267. First why don't
kel and iCopy !req
268. Get you a little drink
from the kitchen?Copy !req
269. Come on, kel, let's you
and i leave our guest
entirely aloneCopy !req
270. While we fetch him
a tasty beverageCopy !req
271. From the other room!
Come on, kel.Copy !req
272. Walk in the door.Copy !req
273. Now, this is it, kel.Copy !req
274. O.K.Copy !req
275. Now all we gotta doCopy !req
276. Is wait on the sound
of the spilling paint.Copy !req
277. Mm-hmm. Mm-mmm.
That's all we do.Copy !req
278. O.K.Copy !req
279. Yeah. Anytime now.Copy !req
280. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
281. Mm-hmm. Here we are waiting.Copy !req
282. Guys?Copy !req
283. Everything o.K.?Copy !req
284. Shh! Don't speak.
He's trying to seeCopy !req
285. If the coast is clear,
no doubt.Copy !req
286. You guys
still in there?Copy !req
287. Oh, he's coming in!
Oh! Hide!Copy !req
288. If he thinks we're gone,
he'll surely take the watch!Copy !req
289. Guys?Copy !req
290. Hello.Copy !req
291. Uh-huh. This is it, kel.
He's making his move.Copy !req
292. That's funny.Copy !req
293. I thought paint
would make moreCopy !req
294. Of a splooshy sound.Copy !req
295. That wasn't paint, man.
Come on.Copy !req
296. He's gone!Copy !req
297. Aw, man! He didn't even
touch the drawer.Copy !req
298. Well, maybe he's not
a thief after all.Copy !req
299. Yeah. Maybe he's a crook.Copy !req
300. Kel, a crook and a thief
are the same thing, man.Copy !req
301. Wha—Copy !req
302. My mom's porcelain monkey!Copy !req
303. What about it?Copy !req
304. It's gone!Copy !req
305. He took my mama's
porcelain monkey!Copy !req
306. Oh, that's it!
You can take my watch,Copy !req
307. But nobody—ha ha ha ha ha—Copy !req
308. I say nobodyyyyyCopy !req
309. Takes my mama's
porcelain... Monkey!Copy !req
310. Come on, kel.Copy !req
311. Where are we going?Copy !req
312. To get my stuff back.
Come on, boy.Copy !req
313. We're going in.Copy !req
314. Yeah.Copy !req
315. Hello?Copy !req
316. Hello.Copy !req
317. Not you, man! Never mind.Copy !req
318. Just help me find my stuff
before someone comes home.Copy !req
319. Hey, i'm gonna check
in the kitchen.Copy !req
320. Don't bother
with the kitchen, kel.Copy !req
321. It's not gonna be—
aw, man!Copy !req
322. Man, what the—Copy !req
323. Kel? Kel, you all right?Copy !req
324. It's not in
the chocolate syrup.Copy !req
325. It's not
in the peanut
butter either.Copy !req
326. Oh, man, never mind.Copy !req
327. You know, kenan,
i was thinking, man.Copy !req
328. I doubt that.Copy !req
329. Kel, get your hands
off the couch!Copy !req
330. Do you always have
to invent new ways
to make a mess?Copy !req
331. Did you hear that?Copy !req
332. Get your peanut buttery
hands off of me!Copy !req
333. Someone's coming.
Quick, hide!Copy !req
334. Come on, brother!
Come on.Copy !req
335. Phew! Aw, man,
that was close.Copy !req
336. Well, come on, kel.
Let's go check up
in mark's room.Copy !req
337. Let's go. Come on.
Come on, kel.
Let's go.Copy !req
338. Wait, kel!Copy !req
339. Ne-never mind, man.Copy !req
340. Just help me find
the monkey and
the watch.Copy !req
341. Euw!Copy !req
342. Well... Come on, kel.
Start looking.Copy !req
343. Oh, and try not
to mess anything up.Copy !req
344. Gotcha.Copy !req
345. Kel, kel!Copy !req
346. Kel! Man...Copy !req
347. What are you doing?Copy !req
348. Looking for your watch.Copy !req
349. Would you wipe that stuff
off your hands before you
make an even bigger mess?Copy !req
350. If that's even possible.Copy !req
351. Hey! What's this?Copy !req
352. A jewelry box!Copy !req
353. Uh-huh. Hey, kel, i think
i found where...Copy !req
354. Hmmmmmmmm!Copy !req
355. Come on, kel, man.
Let's just get this baby
back to my houseCopy !req
356. And try to break it open.
I think we got 'em now.
Come on.Copy !req
357. Hit it again.Copy !req
358. O.K., here it goes.Copy !req
359. Aaaagggghhhhh!Copy !req
360. Give me
the hammer, man!Copy !req
361. Ah! Ah!Copy !req
362. There we go.Copy !req
363. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
364. Ooh, look at all
those watches.Copy !req
365. What an awful movie.Copy !req
366. Are you kidding?
That was great!
Yeah!Copy !req
367. Aaggghhh! What happened
to my coffee table?Copy !req
368. And what happened
to you?Copy !req
369. Forget about all that.Copy !req
370. I got some big news
to tell.Copy !req
371. We've been robbed!Copy !req
372. What?Copy !req
373. Somebody broke in,
and they trashed
everything!Copy !req
374. They unmade my bed,
and they got peanut butter
all over my underwear! And...Copy !req
375. Why do you have
my jewelry box?Copy !req
376. Because i took
your jewelry box,
mark,Copy !req
377. If that is
your real name.Copy !req
378. Yeah!Copy !req
379. That's right,
you weren't robbed.Copy !req
380. That was me and kel.Copy !req
381. Yeah!Copy !req
382. Mark here stole my watch,Copy !req
383. So we went over there
and stole it back,Copy !req
384. Ain't that right?
Give it to me!Copy !req
385. I'm sorry.Copy !req
386. Yeah, yeah.
See, he is a thief,Copy !req
387. And i have proof of it
right here.Copy !req
388. My watch is in
his jewelry box!Copy !req
389. Yeah!Copy !req
390. Uh-huh. Now what you
got to say, huh?Copy !req
391. How're you gonna
spill your way out
of this one, mr. Thief?Copy !req
392. Mister t-h-e-a-f-e!Copy !req
393. That is not your watch.Copy !req
394. And you spelled
thief wrong!Copy !req
395. This is your watch.Copy !req
396. I took it to have
a new band put
on it.Copy !req
397. It was supposed
to be a surprise.Copy !req
398. Yeah!Copy !req
399. Ha ha ha ha! Oh, look
at you, look at you!
You look surprised!Copy !req
400. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
401. What do you mean "surprise"?Copy !req
402. I helped your daddy
take the watch,Copy !req
403. So you wouldn't know.
Ha ha! Yeah!Copy !req
404. You knew that my daddy
took the watch?Copy !req
405. Yeah.Copy !req
406. And you didn't
say anything?Copy !req
407. Well, your daddy
told me not to.Copy !req
408. It's a surprise.
You don't tell
a surprise!Copy !req
409. Surprise!Copy !req
410. Whyyyyy?Copy !req
411. I am so a-n-g-r-y.Copy !req
412. You're hungry?Copy !req
413. Angry!Copy !req
414. You are the worst neighbors
in the entire world!Copy !req
415. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
416. I... I...Copy !req
417. Listen. Kenan will
be at your house
every weekendCopy !req
418. Until it's cleaned up.Copy !req
419. And i'll pay for
all the damages.Copy !req
420. Just let me get
to my checkbook,Copy !req
421. And everything
will be all right.Copy !req
422. Aaaaaggggghhhhhh!Copy !req
423. Kenan!Copy !req
424. Did you guys have
a good t-i-m-e?Copy !req
425. Yeah!Copy !req
426. Right on!Copy !req
427. But you know what?Copy !req
428. There's still one thing
i don't understand.Copy !req
429. O.K., maybe mark
isn't a thief,Copy !req
430. But what about my mama's
porcelain monkey?Copy !req
431. Uh, kenan?Copy !req
432. What?Copy !req
433. I broke your mama's monkey!Copy !req
434. I—i—i'm—i'm sorry.Copy !req
435. See, when i was putting up
the paint can,Copy !req
436. I knocked it down.Copy !req
437. But—but i got it all together
so she wouldn't notice.Copy !req
438. Look, i put it right back
together with tape
and everything.Copy !req
439. See. You like it?Copy !req
440. Man, kel!Copy !req
441. You broke my mama's
porcelain monkey?Copy !req
442. Why'd you let me
run around thinking
that mark—Copy !req
443. Kenan, kenan!Copy !req
444. Kenan!Copy !req
445. Chris, man—what—Copy !req
446. Ladies and gentlemen,
this is chris.Copy !req
447. Give him a hand.Copy !req
448. What are you doing
out here?Copy !req
449. You know you're not supposed
to be allowed out hereCopy !req
450. During the show close.Copy !req
451. I'm sorry,
but a terrible thing
happened.Copy !req
452. The store
has been robbed!Copy !req
453. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
454. When i returned
to work,Copy !req
455. All the money
was missing from
the register!Copy !req
456. Oh, that money.Copy !req
457. Well, don't worry
about that, chris.Copy !req
458. I know exactly how we can
get it back.Copy !req
459. Hey, kel? Why don't you
grab me a long rope,Copy !req
460. Your mama's best dress,
and $200,Copy !req
461. And meet me
at the laboratory.Copy !req
462. Come on, chris. I know how we
can get that money back.Copy !req
463. Hey, kenan! If we had $200,
we wouldn't need a planCopy !req
464. To get the money back!Copy !req
465. Kenan!Copy !req
466. Awwwwwwww!Copy !req
467. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!Copy !req
468. Awwwwwwwwwwwww!Copy !req
469. Awwww! Awww! Awww!Copy !req
470. Here it goes!Copy !req
471. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
and u.S. Department of educationCopy !req
472. Captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
473. Why?Copy !req