1. Oh, here it goes.Copy !req
2. Wow!Copy !req
3. Thank you!Copy !req
4. Thank you very much.Copy !req
5. Oh, you're
too kind.Copy !req
6. Wow.Copy !req
7. Welcome toCopy !req
8. The kenan & kel
program.Copy !req
9. This fine actor
standing next to meCopy !req
10. Is kenan!Copy !req
11. Wow. And my name
is kenan!Copy !req
12. We got a great show
for you tonight.Copy !req
13. Uh, kenan!Copy !req
14. Y-you forgot to
introduce me.Copy !req
15. No, i didn't.Copy !req
16. Y-y-yeah, you did.Copy !req
17. I—i'm positive!
Let's see it again.Copy !req
18. Whoo! Thank you!
Wow!Copy !req
19. Thanks so much.Copy !req
20. Thanks so much!Copy !req
21. Yeah. Welcome to
the kenan & kel
program.Copy !req
22. Ha ha. This fine
actor standing
next to me is kenan!Copy !req
23. Thank you!Copy !req
24. And...Copy !req
25. My name is kenan.Copy !req
26. There it is!
Right there!Copy !req
27. See, you forgot
to introduce me
right there! See?Copy !req
28. Oh! Well, you're
right, man.Copy !req
29. Boys and girls,
kel!Copy !req
30. Well, i'm sorry
about that, fella.Copy !req
31. Naw, no problem.
It was just a mistake.Copy !req
32. You know,
mistakes happen.Copy !req
33. In tonight's episode.Copy !req
34. We do?
We sure do!Copy !req
35. Now, come on...Copy !req
36. Kel.Copy !req
37. Kenan, you know,
what kinda mistakes
are we gonna deal with?Copy !req
38. Are they gonna hurt?Copy !req
39. I don't like pain!
Kenan!Copy !req
40. Awwww, here it goes!Copy !req
41. Let's see.Copy !req
42. Tomatoes are red.Copy !req
43. tomatoes are red.Copy !req
44. Lettuce is blue!Copy !req
45. Oh! No, that's awful!Copy !req
46. Man, this is
so frustrating!Copy !req
47. Oh!Copy !req
48. This is so...
Frustrating.Copy !req
49. Uh, kenan,
is there
something wrong?Copy !req
50. I can't write
the stupid poem
for class!Copy !req
51. The poem that's due
tomorrow morning?Copy !req
52. I finished mine
last week.Copy !req
53. You must be freaking out!
I'm glad i'm not you.Copy !req
54. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
55. Hey, guys.Copy !req
56. Hey, guys,
kenan, kel.Copy !req
57. Hey, philip,
alison.Copy !req
58. What's up?Copy !req
59. I just came to do
a little shopping...
With my schnookums.Copy !req
60. Oh!Copy !req
61. What are ya
lookin' at?Copy !req
62. Philip,
why don't you
stay hereCopy !req
63. And talk to kenan
and kel,Copy !req
64. And i'll go get
the yogurt!Copy !req
65. I'll miss you, too.
I'll miss you.Copy !req
66. I'll miss you more!
No, i'll
miss you more.Copy !req
67. Just get the yogurt!Copy !req
68. That's a great
girl, huh?Copy !req
69. Yeah, man,
she's the greatest.Copy !req
70. So how long
you and alison
been goin' out?Copy !req
71. 1,590 hours.Copy !req
72. That's right.
We just had our
2-month anniversary.Copy !req
73. We got each other
these rings.Copy !req
74. When you put 'em
together...Copy !req
75. They form a heart
that says...Copy !req
76. "together...Copy !req
77. Forever."Copy !req
78. Wow!Copy !req
79. I can't tell you
how much i missed youCopy !req
80. When you went to go
get that yogurt.Copy !req
81. Please don't
tell her.Copy !req
82. This much!Copy !req
83. Yeeech!
He told her.
He told her!Copy !req
84. Hey, did you guys
finish writing your
poems yet?Copy !req
85. No!Copy !req
86. Touchy subject.Copy !req
87. Oh...Copy !req
88. We'll see you guys
in class, ok?Copy !req
89. All right.
All right.Copy !req
90. Awww!Copy !req
91. Later kenan,Copy !req
92. Kel.Copy !req
93. Hey, have you
finished your poem yet?Copy !req
94. Here! Here, charla!Copy !req
95. Here's all my poem!Copy !req
96. You see 'em?
You see the stupid poetry?Copy !req
97. Look at 'em, charla!
Look at 'em real close!Copy !req
98. Look at this!Copy !req
99. I'm creatin'
more poetry!Copy !req
100. Look at me.
I'm a man pouring
orange soda on paper.Copy !req
101. So, you haven't
finished your poem.Copy !req
102. Nah, charla,
not yet.Copy !req
103. Now, i know i can do this.Copy !req
104. I mean, i—
well, we can write
a poem, man!Copy !req
105. Shoot!Copy !req
106. All i need is some
inspiration.Copy !req
107. Yeah, ok.Copy !req
108. What means something to me?Copy !req
109. Oh! Ohh!Copy !req
110. My vision...Copy !req
111. Of love.Copy !req
112. Boy, you done gone
and found something!Copy !req
113. When i'm feelin' rainy...Copy !req
114. Inside...Copy !req
115. You are the...Copy !req
116. UmbrellaCopy !req
117. That keeps my heart
from gettin' wet.Copy !req
118. Ha ha!Copy !req
119. You...Copy !req
120. Are the air
in my balloon.Copy !req
121. You...Copy !req
122. Are the escalatorCopy !req
123. In my mall of love!
Ha ha!Copy !req
124. You...Copy !req
125. Are my... Angel...Copy !req
126. And you...Copy !req
127. Are my...Copy !req
128. Charla?Copy !req
129. Tick! To-oock...Copy !req
130. Tick! To-oock...Copy !req
131. Tick! To-oock...Copy !req
132. Tick! To-oock!Copy !req
133. I am...Copy !req
134. The clooock!Copy !req
135. He's the cuckoo
clooock!Copy !req
136. Cuckoo! Cuckoo!Copy !req
137. Tick! To-oock!Copy !req
138. Tick!Copy !req
139. Thank you!Copy !req
140. The death of time,
by marc graham.Copy !req
141. The clock is dead.Copy !req
142. The clock is dead!Copy !req
143. See, it said tick,Copy !req
144. But it didn't say
tock!Copy !req
145. Ahh! Man, that's deep!
That's real deep!Copy !req
146. See, that's poem stuff!
That's poem stuff!Copy !req
147. Thank you, marc.Copy !req
148. Ooh! Ooh!
Me next! Me next!Copy !req
149. Please, mr. Chetney!Copy !req
150. Please let me read
my poem!Copy !req
151. Call kel! Call kel!Copy !req
152. Ok...Copy !req
153. Kel.Copy !req
154. A-a-a-a-a-a-a-ahem.Copy !req
155. Who loveth
orange sodeth?Copy !req
156. Kel loveth orange sodeth.Copy !req
157. Is it trueth?Copy !req
158. Mm-hmmeth.Copy !req
159. I doeth, i doeth,Copy !req
160. I do-ooh-ooh-eth!Copy !req
161. Thank you, kel.Copy !req
162. Hey, is that
your poem?Copy !req
163. Uh—uh—uh, well,
no, actually,Copy !req
164. What it is is—Copy !req
165. It's not that hard
a question.Copy !req
166. Kenan, how would you
like to read
your poem?Copy !req
167. Well, uh, the thing
about the poem
is that...Copy !req
168. Oh, darn!
There's the bell!Copy !req
169. Drats! I really
wanted to read
my poem.Copy !req
170. Tch! Oh, i'm so angry!Copy !req
171. Err! Err! Err!Copy !req
172. Calm down, kenan.Copy !req
173. You can read your poem
first thing monday morning.Copy !req
174. Ok.Copy !req
175. Is this your poem?Copy !req
176. Uh—uh—
no, i never seen that.Copy !req
177. Well, why was it
on your desk?Copy !req
178. Because.Copy !req
179. "when i'm feeling
rainy inside,Copy !req
180. You are the umbrella."Copy !req
181. Ah ha! Man,
this stuff is sappy.Copy !req
182. Who wrote this junk?Copy !req
183. Um... Philip.
Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
184. Philip wrote
the poem. Ha ha.Copy !req
185. Dumb, sappy
love poem.Copy !req
186. Come on, charla.Copy !req
187. Let's leave
the classroom
immediately.Copy !req
188. But, kenan, i—Copy !req
189. Child,
we got to go!Copy !req
190. Hey, kel.Copy !req
191. I just forgot the flower
that philip gave me.Copy !req
192. Aw, ain't that
sickening?Copy !req
193. Oh, oh, wait a minute.Copy !req
194. Speaking of philip...
He left this for ya.Copy !req
195. Philip wrote this?Copy !req
196. Yeah, yeah,
you can tell
he wrote it.Copy !req
197. It's all dumb
and lovey.Copy !req
198. "my vision of love."Copy !req
199. Oh, that's so sweet.Copy !req
200. "you are the air
in my balloon.Copy !req
201. "you are my angel.Copy !req
202. "you are my...Copy !req
203. Charla"?Copy !req
204. Aaaaaaahhhhh!Copy !req
205. Huh. Poem wasn't
that bad.Copy !req
206. Hey, philip.
Hey, phil.Copy !req
207. She dumped me.Copy !req
208. Huh?Copy !req
209. Alison. She just...
Broke up with me.Copy !req
210. Really?Copy !req
211. Everything was
goin' great, guys,Copy !req
212. And out of the blue,
she says she never
wants to see me again.Copy !req
213. She... Took... My ring!Copy !req
214. Oh, that's awful!Copy !req
215. Not the ring!Copy !req
216. When i asked her why
she was breaking up
with me,Copy !req
217. All she could say was,
i think you know!Copy !req
218. Nooo!
Well, do you know?Copy !req
219. You and alison were
so perfect together.Copy !req
220. I can't believe
you will ever find
another girl like alison.Copy !req
221. Alison was a very nice
person, that alison!Copy !req
222. I can't believe you two
just broke it up like—Copy !req
223. Oh, alison!Copy !req
224. Why?Copy !req
225. Alison, why?Copy !req
226. Aaaaaahhhhhh!Copy !req
227. Philip!Copy !req
228. Aw!Copy !req
229. What you doin'?Copy !req
230. Poor guy.Copy !req
231. Man, they were such
a good couple, too.Copy !req
232. I mean, they had
so much in common.Copy !req
233. They even run out
the room cryin'
the same way.Copy !req
234. They run out
the room cryin'
the same way?Copy !req
235. What did you say?Copy !req
236. I said, sheesh!Copy !req
237. No, no, man.Copy !req
238. The sentence
before that.Copy !req
239. The one you left
on your desk.Copy !req
240. How did she get
that poem?Copy !req
241. I gave it to her.Copy !req
242. Why do we have to
do something?Copy !req
243. Because, it's—
we just do, all right?Copy !req
244. I'll write alison
another love poem.Copy !req
245. How's that gonna help?Copy !req
246. She'll be so touched
that she'll have to
take him back.Copy !req
247. Oh. Cool.Copy !req
248. A-ahem.Copy !req
249. Uh-huh.Copy !req
250. Ahem.Copy !req
251. My dearest alison,Copy !req
252. Put your ring...Copy !req
253. On my lonely finger.Copy !req
254. Don't...
Let our love...Copy !req
255. Binger, singer,
dinger...Copy !req
256. Linger!Copy !req
257. Linger!Copy !req
258. Together forever...Copy !req
259. Yeah.Copy !req
260. Forever together.Copy !req
261. Ooh! Ooh!
Put something in there
about orange soda.Copy !req
262. No, dippy.Copy !req
263. Oh, alison!Copy !req
264. Oh, i like
that one.Copy !req
265. Words cannot
describe how i feel,Copy !req
266. So i guess i have to
end this poem now.Copy !req
267. Your one and only love.Copy !req
268. Put this in
alison's locker, man.Copy !req
269. All right, man.
I'm right on it.Copy !req
270. Kel.Copy !req
271. What?Copy !req
272. You forgot the poem.Copy !req
273. Oh!Copy !req
274. I'm right on it.Copy !req
275. Aah!Copy !req
276. "alison...
Love you, alison...Copy !req
277. Alison,
together forever."Copy !req
278. Aah!Copy !req
279. Alison!Copy !req
280. What—what are—Copy !req
281. What are you doin'
here after school
and stuff?Copy !req
282. What did you just
put in my locker?Copy !req
283. In your locker?
That's what they
call this thing?Copy !req
284. Wow! What's that!Copy !req
285. I'm gonna go now.
Mama's callin' me.
Mama's in the pinto.Copy !req
286. Wait, kel!
Kel, this is beautiful!Copy !req
287. "i want your ring
on my lonely finger"?Copy !req
288. Did you write this?Copy !req
289. Eew, come on, now.
I didn't write
that junk.Copy !req
290. Kenan wrote it.Copy !req
291. Kenan wrote it?Copy !req
292. Naw, kenan didn't
write it.Copy !req
293. See who—who wrote it
was—what i was tryin'
to say was—Copy !req
294. What i really—
listen—Copy !req
295. Oh!Copy !req
296. Oh, kenan!Copy !req
297. Did you put that
poem in alison's
locker?Copy !req
298. Uh, y-yeah,
you know what?
I did.Copy !req
299. Uh-Copy !req
300. Thirsty!Copy !req
301. I'm gonna get
something to eat,Copy !req
302. Yeah, something different.Copy !req
303. Somethin' else!
If you say so.Copy !req
304. A-alison?Copy !req
305. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
306. Huh?
I just had to
come over.Copy !req
307. I didn't want to
let our love linger.Copy !req
308. I came here to put
my ring on your
lonely finger.Copy !req
309. Oh, hey, i don't
think you should
be do—Copy !req
310. Shh!Copy !req
311. Don't spoil
this moment!Copy !req
312. Good-bye,
my dearest kenan.Copy !req
313. Did i miss anything?Copy !req
314. You told alison
i wrote that poem!Copy !req
315. No, i didn't!Copy !req
316. Oh, yeah,
maybe i did.Copy !req
317. Oh, man!Copy !req
318. Why?Copy !req
319. Now you got her
comin' over here,Copy !req
320. Puttin' rings
on my finger,
all in love,Copy !req
321. Carryin' on.Copy !req
322. Oh, man,
the ring is stuck!Copy !req
323. Huh? Really?
Let me help you
get it off.Copy !req
324. First of all—ahem—Copy !req
325. The ring is on
this hand!Copy !req
326. And second of all,
that hurt!Copy !req
327. Now come on, man.
Help me think of something!Copy !req
328. All right.
I'm thinking.
I'm thinking. Oh!Copy !req
329. Pliers!Copy !req
330. Pliers? I don't know
about pliers, man.Copy !req
331. That seem like
it's a lot more painful
than pullin' on a—Copy !req
332. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!Copy !req
333. Ow! Ow! Ow, my—Copy !req
334. Did it work?Copy !req
335. Oh, man, this ring
is never gonna
come off.Copy !req
336. Oh, man,
this ring hurts!Copy !req
337. Hey, philip.Copy !req
338. She still won't
take me back.Copy !req
339. I think she's
in love with
another guy.Copy !req
340. Oh, wearin' an apron
with no pockets!Copy !req
341. Huh?Copy !req
342. Di-did i say that
out loud? Ha ha.Copy !req
343. Told me she
gave my ring to
another guy!Copy !req
344. Come on,
that's awful!Copy !req
345. Where are
the lima beans?Copy !req
346. Oh, they're right
over there.Copy !req
347. Hey, look, philip,
look, look...Copy !req
348. If you ask me,
i think this other guyCopy !req
349. Musta been movin' in
on your girl while you
were still datin' her.Copy !req
350. No, i—Copy !req
351. Do you know what?
You're right!Copy !req
352. I'm gonna find
this guy wearing
my ring,Copy !req
353. And i'm gonna—Copy !req
354. I'm gonna—Copy !req
355. Do you need some
help back there?Copy !req
356. Uh, n-no.
No, thanks.Copy !req
357. Thanks for
listening to me,
guys.Copy !req
358. I really
appreciate it.Copy !req
359. Glad i could be
there for you, phil!Copy !req
360. Uh... Sure.Copy !req
361. 3:30 in the morning?
Oh!Copy !req
362. Ah!Copy !req
363. Hey, kenan, this is
some alarm clock you got.Copy !req
364. Mine at home just buzzes.Copy !req
365. Yours, like...
Hurts you awake.Copy !req
366. That wasn't
the alarm.Copy !req
367. Oh, never mind,
man.Copy !req
368. I can't sleep.Copy !req
369. Sure, you can.
I've seen you sleep.Copy !req
370. I mean now—tonight!Copy !req
371. Oh!Copy !req
372. Come on, man.
We going over
alison's houseCopy !req
373. And straightening
this whole mess out.Copy !req
374. No, kenan,
but it's sleepy time!Copy !req
375. Come on!
You carrying
the ladder.Copy !req
376. Alison! Oh!Copy !req
377. Kenan!Copy !req
378. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
379. Oh, i'm so glad
you're awake.Copy !req
380. Shh! Be quiet!
My parents are
sleeping!Copy !req
381. It's almost
5:00 in the morning!Copy !req
382. I really need
to talk to you.Copy !req
383. What is it...
Darling?Copy !req
384. It's about
the darling.Copy !req
385. Kenan—Copy !req
386. Kel, i thought
i told you to
wait down there.Copy !req
387. Now get outta
here.Copy !req
388. All right.Copy !req
389. You know that poem
that you foundCopy !req
390. That you thought
that philip wrote
to charla?Copy !req
391. Well, it's really
from... Kel.Copy !req
392. So...Copy !req
393. Philip didn't
write that poem?Copy !req
394. Tch. No. You see,Copy !req
395. Kel has a crush
on charla,Copy !req
396. And he didn't want
anybody to know.Copy !req
397. So i broke up
with philip
for nothing?Copy !req
398. Yeah, pretty much.Copy !req
399. Kenan...Copy !req
400. Kel, i thought
i told you to
stay away.Copy !req
401. All right.Copy !req
402. But i thought
you might wanna know
philip's coming.Copy !req
403. Thanks.Copy !req
404. So anyway,
what you need to do
is go back—Copy !req
405. Yes!
Did he say
philip's coming?Copy !req
406. Kel, get up here!Copy !req
407. Oh! Oh! Wait a minute—Copy !req
408. If he catches you here,
then my life is ruined!Copy !req
409. I—i got it!Copy !req
410. Come on!Copy !req
411. Come on!Copy !req
412. Oh!Copy !req
413. Ow!Copy !req
414. Shh!
Shh! Shh!Copy !req
415. Put it in the bed!Copy !req
416. Hurry! Hide!Copy !req
417. Hide!Copy !req
418. Alison...Copy !req
419. Oh, oh, oh, alison!Copy !req
420. I came here
to get you back.Copy !req
421. I gotta know
who this other guy is!Copy !req
422. There is
no other guy!Copy !req
423. Why is there
a ladder in your bed?Copy !req
424. I... Don't know!Copy !req
425. Alison,
what's going on
up there?Copy !req
426. Oh, no, my dad!Copy !req
427. I'll hide
in the closet!Copy !req
428. K-kenan?Copy !req
429. What's the dilly,
philly?Copy !req
430. Alison has some
nice clothes,
doesn't she?Copy !req
431. Ha... Ha...Copy !req
432. Is this my ring?Copy !req
433. What in the world
is goin' on in here?Copy !req
434. Alison?Copy !req
435. Uh... I—Copy !req
436. Philip?Copy !req
437. Um... Good evening,
sir.Copy !req
438. Uh,
good evening.Copy !req
439. I'm kenan rockmore,Copy !req
440. Nice to meet you bo—
i'm gonna be leavin' now.Copy !req
441. Now wait
just a minute—Copy !req
442. Shh! You'll wake
the ladder.Copy !req
443. Uh—uh—uh...Copy !req
444. Hey, everybody!Copy !req
445. Um—um—Copy !req
446. I'm a big toy,
a-and i'm upset,Copy !req
447. 'cause she doesn't
play with me anymore!Copy !req
448. I'm goin' to
timmy's house!Copy !req
449. Aah!Copy !req
450. Oh! Thank you
very much!Copy !req
451. Thank you very
much.Copy !req
452. Well, philip
and alison got
back together,Copy !req
453. Just one thing?Copy !req
454. Right, right, right.Copy !req
455. If philip didn't write
that sappy love poem
for charla, who did?Copy !req
456. Well, sure they do.Copy !req
457. Just drop it!Copy !req
458. Wait a minute.
The poem was on
your desk,Copy !req
459. So whoever wrote it
musta left it
on your desk.Copy !req
460. Yeah, yeah,
that's it.
Yeah, kel.Copy !req
461. So, well,Copy !req
462. That's all the time
we have for y'all
tonight!Copy !req
463. Ha ha. So, uh, kel,Copy !req
464. Grab a buncha
weird stuffCopy !req
465. And meet me later onCopy !req
466. So we can get into
some kinda trouble?Copy !req
467. Uh... Kenan?Copy !req
468. Maybe i wrote it.Copy !req
469. Naw, naw, i couldn't—Copy !req
470. Kenan, what kinda trouble?Copy !req
471. Kenan! Kenan?Copy !req
472. Awwwwwww!Copy !req
473. Here it goes!Copy !req
474. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
and u.S. Department of educationCopy !req
475. Captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
476. Why?Copy !req