1. Oh, here it goes.Copy !req
2. Wow!Copy !req
3. Thank you!Copy !req
4. Thank you very much.Copy !req
5. Oh, you're
too kind.Copy !req
6. Wow.Copy !req
7. Welcome toCopy !req
8. The kenan & kel
program.Copy !req
9. This fine actor
standing next to meCopy !req
10. Is kenan!Copy !req
11. Wow. And my name
is kenan!Copy !req
12. We got a great show
for you tonight.Copy !req
13. Uh, kenan!Copy !req
14. Y-you forgot to
introduce me.Copy !req
15. No, i didn't.Copy !req
16. Y-y-yeah, you did.Copy !req
17. I—i'm positive!
Let's see it again.Copy !req
18. Whoo! Thank you!
Wow!Copy !req
19. Thanks so much.Copy !req
20. Thanks so much!Copy !req
21. Yeah. Welcome to
the kenan & kel
program.Copy !req
22. Ha ha. This fine
actor standing
next to me is kenan!Copy !req
23. Thank you!Copy !req
24. And...Copy !req
25. My name is kenan.Copy !req
26. There it is!
Right there!Copy !req
27. See, you forgot
to introduce me
right there! See?Copy !req
28. Oh! Well, you're
right, man.Copy !req
29. Boys and girls,
kel!Copy !req
30. Well, i'm sorry
about that, fella.Copy !req
31. Naw, no problem.
It was just a mistake.Copy !req
32. You know,
mistakes happen.Copy !req
33. Yes, they do.
In fact, we gotta
deal with a lotta
mistakesCopy !req
34. In tonight's episode.Copy !req
35. We do?
We sure do!Copy !req
36. Now, come on...Copy !req
37. Kel.Copy !req
38. Kenan, you know,
what kinda mistakes
are we gonna deal with?Copy !req
39. Are they gonna hurt?Copy !req
40. I don't like pain!
Kenan!Copy !req
41. Awwww, here it goes!Copy !req
42. Let's see.Copy !req
43. Tomatoes are red.Copy !req
44. tomatoes are red.Copy !req
45. Lettuce is blue!Copy !req
46. Oh! No, that's awful!Copy !req
47. Man, this is
so frustrating!Copy !req
48. Oh!Copy !req
49. This is so...
Frustrating.Copy !req
50. Uh, kenan,
is there
something wrong?Copy !req
51. I can't write
the stupid poem
for class!Copy !req
52. The poem that's due
tomorrow morning?Copy !req
53. I finished mine
last week.Copy !req
54. You must be freaking out!
I'm glad i'm not you.Copy !req
55. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
56. Hey, guys.Copy !req
57. Hey, guys,
kenan, kel.Copy !req
58. Hey, philip,
alison.Copy !req
59. What's up?Copy !req
60. I just came to do
a little shopping...
With my schnookums.Copy !req
61. Oh!Copy !req
62. What are ya
lookin' at?Copy !req
63. Philip,
why don't you
stay hereCopy !req
64. And talk to kenan
and kel,Copy !req
65. And i'll go get
the yogurt!Copy !req
66. I'll miss you, too.
I'll miss you.Copy !req
67. I'll miss you more!
No, i'll
miss you more.Copy !req
68. Just get the yogurt!Copy !req
69. That's a great
girl, huh?Copy !req
70. Yeah, man,
she's the greatest.Copy !req
71. So how long
you and alison
been goin' out?Copy !req
72. 1,590 hours.Copy !req
73. That's right.
We just had our
2-month anniversary.Copy !req
74. We got each other
these rings.Copy !req
75. When you put 'em
together...Copy !req
76. They form a heart
that says...Copy !req
77. "together...Copy !req
78. Forever."Copy !req
79. Wow!Copy !req
80. I can't tell you
how much i missed youCopy !req
81. When you went to go
get that yogurt.Copy !req
82. Please don't
tell her.Copy !req
83. This much!Copy !req
84. Yeeech!
He told her.
He told her!Copy !req
85. Hey, did you guys
finish writing your
poems yet?Copy !req
86. No!Copy !req
87. Touchy subject.Copy !req
88. Oh...Copy !req
89. We'll see you guys
in class, ok?Copy !req
90. All right.
All right.Copy !req
91. Awww!Copy !req
92. Later kenan,Copy !req
93. Kel.Copy !req
94. Hey, have you
finished your poem yet?Copy !req
95. Here! Here, charla!Copy !req
96. Here's all my poem!Copy !req
97. You see 'em?
You see the stupid poetry?Copy !req
98. Look at 'em, charla!
Look at 'em real close!Copy !req
99. Look at this!Copy !req
100. I'm creatin'
more poetry!Copy !req
101. Look at me.
I'm a man pouring
orange soda on paper.Copy !req
102. So, you haven't
finished your poem.Copy !req
103. Nah, charla,
not yet.Copy !req
104. Now, i know i can do this.Copy !req
105. I mean, i—
well, we can write
a poem, man!Copy !req
106. Shoot!Copy !req
107. All i need is some
inspiration.Copy !req
108. Yeah, ok.Copy !req
109. What means something to me?Copy !req
110. Oh! Ohh!Copy !req
111. My vision...Copy !req
112. Of love.Copy !req
113. Boy, you done gone
and found something!Copy !req
114. When i'm feelin' rainy...Copy !req
115. Inside...Copy !req
116. You are the...Copy !req
117. UmbrellaCopy !req
118. That keeps my heart
from gettin' wet.Copy !req
119. Ha ha!Copy !req
120. You...Copy !req
121. Are the air
in my balloon.Copy !req
122. You...Copy !req
123. Are the escalatorCopy !req
124. In my mall of love!
Ha ha!Copy !req
125. You...Copy !req
126. Are my... Angel...Copy !req
127. And you...Copy !req
128. Are my...Copy !req
129. Charla?Copy !req
130. Tick! To-oock...Copy !req
131. Tick! To-oock...Copy !req
132. Tick! To-oock...Copy !req
133. Tick! To-oock!Copy !req
134. I am...Copy !req
135. The clooock!Copy !req
136. He's the cuckoo
clooock!Copy !req
137. Cuckoo! Cuckoo!Copy !req
138. Tick! To-oock!Copy !req
139. Tick!Copy !req
140. Thank you!Copy !req
141. The death of time,
by marc graham.Copy !req
142. The clock is dead.Copy !req
143. The clock is dead!Copy !req
144. See, it said tick,Copy !req
145. But it didn't say
tock!Copy !req
146. Ahh! Man, that's deep!
That's real deep!Copy !req
147. See, that's poem stuff!
That's poem stuff!Copy !req
148. Thank you, marc.Copy !req
149. Ooh! Ooh!
Me next! Me next!Copy !req
150. Please, mr. Chetney!Copy !req
151. Please let me read
my poem!Copy !req
152. Call kel! Call kel!Copy !req
153. Ok...Copy !req
154. Kel.Copy !req
155. A-a-a-a-a-a-a-ahem.Copy !req
156. Who loveth
orange sodeth?Copy !req
157. Kel loveth orange sodeth.Copy !req
158. Is it trueth?Copy !req
159. Mm-hmmeth.Copy !req
160. I doeth, i doeth,Copy !req
161. I do-ooh-ooh-eth!Copy !req
162. Thank you, kel.Copy !req
163. Hey, is that
your poem?Copy !req
164. Uh—uh—uh, well,
no, actually,Copy !req
165. What it is is—Copy !req
166. It's not that hard
a question.Copy !req
167. Kenan, how would you
like to read
your poem?Copy !req
168. Well, uh, the thing
about the poem
is that...Copy !req
169. I didn't realize
we were gonna have
to read it in front
of everybody.Copy !req
170. Oh, darn!
There's the bell!Copy !req
171. Drats! I really
wanted to read
my poem.Copy !req
172. Tch! Oh, i'm so angry!Copy !req
173. Err! Err! Err!Copy !req
174. Calm down, kenan.Copy !req
175. You can read your poem
first thing monday morning.Copy !req
176. Ok.Copy !req
177. Is this your poem?Copy !req
178. Uh—uh—
no, i never seen that.Copy !req
179. Well, why was it
on your desk?Copy !req
180. Because.Copy !req
181. "when i'm feeling
rainy inside,Copy !req
182. You are the umbrella."Copy !req
183. Ah ha! Man,
this stuff is sappy.Copy !req
184. Who wrote this junk?Copy !req
185. Um... Philip.
Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
186. Philip wrote
the poem. Ha ha.Copy !req
187. Dumb, sappy
love poem.Copy !req
188. Come on, charla.Copy !req
189. Let's leave
the classroom
immediately.Copy !req
190. But, kenan, i—Copy !req
191. Child,
we got to go!Copy !req
192. Hey, kel.Copy !req
193. I just forgot the flower
that philip gave me.Copy !req
194. Aw, ain't that
sickening?Copy !req
195. Oh, oh, wait a minute.Copy !req
196. Speaking of philip...
He left this for ya.Copy !req
197. Philip wrote this?Copy !req
198. Yeah, yeah,
you can tell
he wrote it.Copy !req
199. It's all dumb
and lovey.Copy !req
200. "my vision of love."Copy !req
201. Oh, that's so sweet.Copy !req
202. "you are the air
in my balloon.Copy !req
203. "you are my angel.Copy !req
204. "you are my...Copy !req
205. Charla"?Copy !req
206. Aaaaaaahhhhh!Copy !req
207. Huh. Poem wasn't
that bad.Copy !req
208. Hey, philip.
Hey, phil.Copy !req
209. She dumped me.Copy !req
210. Huh?Copy !req
211. Alison. She just...
Broke up with me.Copy !req
212. Really?Copy !req
213. Everything was
goin' great, guys,Copy !req
214. And out of the blue,
she says she never
wants to see me again.Copy !req
215. She... Took... My ring!Copy !req
216. Oh, that's awful!Copy !req
217. Not the ring!Copy !req
218. When i asked her why
she was breaking up
with me,Copy !req
219. All she could say was,
i think you know!Copy !req
220. Nooo!
Well, do you know?Copy !req
221. You and alison were
so perfect together.Copy !req
222. I can't believe
you will ever find
another girl like alison.Copy !req
223. Alison was a very nice
person, that alison!Copy !req
224. I can't believe you two
just broke it up like—Copy !req
225. Oh, alison!Copy !req
226. Why?Copy !req
227. Alison, why?Copy !req
228. Aaaaaahhhhhh!Copy !req
229. Philip!Copy !req
230. Aw!Copy !req
231. What you doin'?Copy !req
232. Poor guy.Copy !req
233. Man, they were such
a good couple, too.Copy !req
234. I mean, they had
so much in common.Copy !req
235. They even run out
the room cryin'
the same way.Copy !req
236. They run out
the room cryin'
the same way?Copy !req
237. Yeah, she did
the same thing
after she read philip's
sappy love poem. Sheesh!Copy !req
238. What did you say?Copy !req
239. I said, sheesh!Copy !req
240. No, no, man.Copy !req
241. The sentence
before that.Copy !req
242. Oh, i said she did
the same thing after
she read philip's
sappy love poem—Copy !req
243. The one you left
on your desk.Copy !req
244. How did she get
that poem?Copy !req
245. I gave it to her.Copy !req
246. We gotta do something,
don't you think?
We gotta get them
back together!Copy !req
247. Why do we have to
do something?Copy !req
248. Because, it's—
we just do, all right?Copy !req
249. I'll write alison
another love poem.Copy !req
250. How's that gonna help?Copy !req
251. She'll think
it's from philip,
man, and when
she reads it,Copy !req
252. She'll be so touched
that she'll have to
take him back.Copy !req
253. Oh. Cool.Copy !req
254. A-ahem.Copy !req
255. Uh-huh.Copy !req
256. Ahem.Copy !req
257. My dearest alison,Copy !req
258. Put your ring...Copy !req
259. On my lonely finger.Copy !req
260. Don't...
Let our love...Copy !req
261. Binger, singer,
dinger...Copy !req
262. Linger!Copy !req
263. Linger!Copy !req
264. Together forever...Copy !req
265. Yeah.Copy !req
266. Forever together.Copy !req
267. Ooh! Ooh!
Put something in there
about orange soda.Copy !req
268. No, dippy.Copy !req
269. Oh, alison!Copy !req
270. Oh, i like
that one.Copy !req
271. Words cannot
describe how i feel,Copy !req
272. So i guess i have to
end this poem now.Copy !req
273. Your one and only love.Copy !req
274. Put this in
alison's locker, man.Copy !req
275. All right, man.
I'm right on it.Copy !req
276. Kel.Copy !req
277. What?Copy !req
278. You forgot the poem.Copy !req
279. Oh!Copy !req
280. I'm right on it.Copy !req
281. Aah!Copy !req
282. "alison...
Love you, alison...Copy !req
283. Alison,
together forever."Copy !req
284. Aah!Copy !req
285. Alison!Copy !req
286. What—what are—Copy !req
287. What are you doin'
here after school
and stuff?Copy !req
288. What did you just
put in my locker?Copy !req
289. In your locker?
That's what they
call this thing?Copy !req
290. That's what they
call it, a locker?
I didn't even know that.
Look at that.Copy !req
291. Wow! What's that!Copy !req
292. I'm gonna go now.
Mama's callin' me.
Mama's in the pinto.Copy !req
293. Wait, kel!
Kel, this is beautiful!Copy !req
294. "i want your ring
on my lonely finger"?Copy !req
295. Did you write this?Copy !req
296. Eew, come on, now.
I didn't write
that junk.Copy !req
297. Kenan wrote it.Copy !req
298. Kenan wrote it?Copy !req
299. Naw, kenan didn't
write it.Copy !req
300. See who—who wrote it
was—what i was tryin'
to say was—Copy !req
301. What i really—
listen—Copy !req
302. Oh!Copy !req
303. Oh, kenan!Copy !req
304. Did you put that
poem in alison's
locker?Copy !req
305. Uh, y-yeah,
you know what?
I did.Copy !req
306. Uh-Copy !req
307. Thirsty!Copy !req
308. I'm gonna get
something to eat,Copy !req
309. Then i'll come back,
and we'll talk about
something else.
All right?Copy !req
310. Yeah, something different.Copy !req
311. Somethin' else!
If you say so.Copy !req
312. A-alison?Copy !req
313. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
314. Huh?
I just had to
come over.Copy !req
315. I didn't want to
let our love linger.Copy !req
316. I came here to put
my ring on your
lonely finger.Copy !req
317. Oh, hey, i don't
think you should
be do—Copy !req
318. Shh!Copy !req
319. Don't spoil
this moment!Copy !req
320. Good-bye,
my dearest kenan.Copy !req
321. Did i miss anything?Copy !req
322. You told alison
i wrote that poem!Copy !req
323. No, i didn't!Copy !req
324. Oh, yeah,
maybe i did.Copy !req
325. Oh, man!Copy !req
326. Why?Copy !req
327. Now you got her
comin' over here,Copy !req
328. Puttin' rings
on my finger,
all in love,Copy !req
329. Carryin' on.Copy !req
330. Oh, man,
the ring is stuck!Copy !req
331. Huh? Really?
Let me help you
get it off.Copy !req
332. First of all—ahem—Copy !req
333. The ring is on
this hand!Copy !req
334. And second of all,
that hurt!Copy !req
335. Now come on, man.
Help me think of something!Copy !req
336. All right.
I'm thinking.
I'm thinking. Oh!Copy !req
337. Pliers!Copy !req
338. Pliers? I don't know
about pliers, man.Copy !req
339. That seem like
it's a lot more painful
than pullin' on a—Copy !req
340. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!Copy !req
341. Ow! Ow! Ow, my—Copy !req
342. Did it work?Copy !req
343. Oh, man, this ring
is never gonna
come off.Copy !req
344. Oh, man,
this ring hurts!Copy !req
345. See, what you
gotta do is,
once the swellin'
goes down,Copy !req
346. You just put
some soap on it,
and it'll come off
real easy.Copy !req
347. Well, if you knew that,
then why'd you do
the thing with
the pliers, man?Copy !req
348. Hey, philip.Copy !req
349. She still won't
take me back.Copy !req
350. I think she's
in love with
another guy.Copy !req
351. Oh, wearin' an apron
with no pockets!Copy !req
352. Huh?Copy !req
353. Di-did i say that
out loud? Ha ha.Copy !req
354. Told me she
gave my ring to
another guy!Copy !req
355. Come on,
that's awful!Copy !req
356. It's only been
2 days, and she
already has
another boyfriend!Copy !req
357. Where are
the lima beans?Copy !req
358. Oh, they're right
over there.Copy !req
359. Hey, look, philip,
look, look...Copy !req
360. If you ask me,
i think this other guyCopy !req
361. Musta been movin' in
on your girl while you
were still datin' her.Copy !req
362. No, i—Copy !req
363. Do you know what?
You're right!Copy !req
364. I'm gonna find
this guy wearing
my ring,Copy !req
365. And i'm gonna—Copy !req
366. I'm gonna—Copy !req
367. Do you need some
help back there?Copy !req
368. Uh, n-no.
No, thanks.Copy !req
369. Thanks for
listening to me,
guys.Copy !req
370. I really
appreciate it.Copy !req
371. Glad i could be
there for you, phil!Copy !req
372. Uh... Sure.Copy !req
373. 3:30 in the morning?
Oh!Copy !req
374. Ah!Copy !req
375. Hey, kenan, this is
some alarm clock you got.Copy !req
376. Mine at home just buzzes.Copy !req
377. Yours, like...
Hurts you awake.Copy !req
378. That wasn't
the alarm.Copy !req
379. Oh, never mind,
man.Copy !req
380. I can't sleep.Copy !req
381. Sure, you can.
I've seen you sleep.Copy !req
382. I mean now—tonight!Copy !req
383. Oh!Copy !req
384. Come on, man.
We going over
alison's houseCopy !req
385. And straightening
this whole mess out.Copy !req
386. No, kenan,
but it's sleepy time!Copy !req
387. Come on!
You carrying
the ladder.Copy !req
388. Alison! Oh!Copy !req
389. Kenan!Copy !req
390. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
391. Oh, i'm so glad
you're awake.Copy !req
392. Shh! Be quiet!
My parents are
sleeping!Copy !req
393. It's almost
5:00 in the morning!Copy !req
394. I would have
gotten here earlier,
but kel made me
stop in the park.Copy !req
395. He said they got
this new see-saw
down there...
Never mind.Copy !req
396. I really need
to talk to you.Copy !req
397. What is it...
Darling?Copy !req
398. It's about
the darling.Copy !req
399. Kenan—Copy !req
400. Kel, i thought
i told you to
wait down there.Copy !req
401. Now get outta
here.Copy !req
402. All right.Copy !req
403. You know that poem
that you foundCopy !req
404. That you thought
that philip wrote
to charla?Copy !req
405. Well, it's really
from... Kel.Copy !req
406. So...Copy !req
407. Philip didn't
write that poem?Copy !req
408. Tch. No. You see,Copy !req
409. Kel has a crush
on charla,Copy !req
410. And he didn't want
anybody to know.Copy !req
411. So i broke up
with philip
for nothing?Copy !req
412. Yeah, pretty much.Copy !req
413. Kenan...Copy !req
414. Kel, i thought
i told you to
stay away.Copy !req
415. All right.Copy !req
416. But i thought
you might wanna know
philip's coming.Copy !req
417. Thanks.Copy !req
418. So anyway,
what you need to do
is go back—Copy !req
419. Yes!
Did he say
philip's coming?Copy !req
420. Kel, get up here!Copy !req
421. Oh! Oh! Wait a minute—Copy !req
422. If he catches you here,
then my life is ruined!Copy !req
423. I—i got it!Copy !req
424. Come on!Copy !req
425. Come on!Copy !req
426. Oh!Copy !req
427. Ow!Copy !req
428. Shh!
Shh! Shh!Copy !req
429. Put it in the bed!Copy !req
430. Hurry! Hide!Copy !req
431. Hide!Copy !req
432. Alison...Copy !req
433. Oh, oh, oh, alison!Copy !req
434. I came here
to get you back.Copy !req
435. I gotta know
who this other guy is!Copy !req
436. There is
no other guy!Copy !req
437. Oh, alison,
i haven't even
been able to
sleep since—Copy !req
438. Why is there
a ladder in your bed?Copy !req
439. I... Don't know!Copy !req
440. Alison,
what's going on
up there?Copy !req
441. Oh, no, my dad!Copy !req
442. I'll hide
in the closet!Copy !req
443. K-kenan?Copy !req
444. What's the dilly,
philly?Copy !req
445. Alison has some
nice clothes,
doesn't she?Copy !req
446. Ha... Ha...Copy !req
447. Is this my ring?Copy !req
448. What in the world
is goin' on in here?Copy !req
449. Alison?Copy !req
450. Uh... I—Copy !req
451. Philip?Copy !req
452. Um... Good evening,
sir.Copy !req
453. Uh,
good evening.Copy !req
454. I'm kenan rockmore,Copy !req
455. Nice to meet you bo—
i'm gonna be leavin' now.Copy !req
456. Now wait
just a minute—Copy !req
457. Shh! You'll wake
the ladder.Copy !req
458. Uh—uh—uh...Copy !req
459. Hey, everybody!Copy !req
460. Um—um—Copy !req
461. I'm a big toy,
a-and i'm upset,Copy !req
462. 'cause she doesn't
play with me anymore!Copy !req
463. I'm goin' to
timmy's house!Copy !req
464. Aah!Copy !req
465. Oh! Thank you
very much!Copy !req
466. Thank you very
much.Copy !req
467. Whoo! Hey, did
everybody enjoy
the kenan & kel
show this evening?Copy !req
468. Well, philip
and alison got
back together,Copy !req
469. So i guess
all in all,
everything worked
out pretty good!Copy !req
470. W-wait
a minute, kenan.
There's one thing
i can't figure out.Copy !req
471. Just one thing?Copy !req
472. Right, right, right.Copy !req
473. If philip didn't write
that sappy love poem
for charla, who did?Copy !req
474. We—uh—nobody
cares about that
now, kel.
The show's over.Copy !req
475. Well, sure they do.Copy !req
476. Just drop it!Copy !req
477. Wait a minute.
The poem was on
your desk,Copy !req
478. So whoever wrote it
musta left it
on your desk.Copy !req
479. Yeah, yeah,
that's it.
Yeah, kel.Copy !req
480. So, well,Copy !req
481. That's all the time
we have for y'all
tonight!Copy !req
482. Ha ha. So, uh, kel,Copy !req
483. Grab a buncha
weird stuffCopy !req
484. And meet me later onCopy !req
485. So we can get into
some kinda trouble?Copy !req
486. Uh... Kenan?Copy !req
487. Maybe i wrote it.Copy !req
488. Naw, naw, i couldn't—Copy !req
489. Kenan, what kinda trouble?Copy !req
490. Kenan! Kenan?Copy !req
491. Awwwwwww!Copy !req
492. Here it goes!Copy !req
493. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
and u.S. Department of educationCopy !req
494. Captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
495. Why?Copy !req