1. Oh, here it goes.Copy !req
2. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
and u.S. Department of educationCopy !req
3. Thank you! Oh!Copy !req
4. Thank you!Copy !req
5. Thank you so much!Copy !req
6. Thank you so much,Copy !req
7. And for our
spanish speaking friends...Copy !req
8. Thank you!Copy !req
9. All right.Copy !req
10. Welcome to the show,
everybody.
My name is kenan.Copy !req
11. That's right.Copy !req
12. And i'm kel!Copy !req
13. Kel?Copy !req
14. What are you doing—Copy !req
15. Hey, kel,
get down from there!Copy !req
16. You're not supposed
to be up there!Copy !req
17. You all right?Copy !req
18. U-uh—get outta here
with that!Copy !req
19. What are you doin'?Copy !req
20. Well, i thought
i'd do something
different for the show.Copy !req
21. Why?Copy !req
22. Well, see,Copy !req
23. I was watching this television
show called tarzan...Copy !req
24. So you thought you'd
just come on out here
and pretend that you
was tarzan?Copy !req
25. Well, yeah, you know,
tarzan swing around
on vinesCopy !req
26. And all the little
cool animals love his,
you know, company.Copy !req
27. I thought it was
kinda cool.Copy !req
28. Kel.
Huh?Copy !req
29. Tarzan is just
a television show,
man.Copy !req
30. This... Is real life.Copy !req
31. It is?Copy !req
32. Yeah. Now let's go
get into some real
trouble.Copy !req
33. Come on, boy.Copy !req
34. But—but—kenan,Copy !req
35. Isn't this television, too?Copy !req
36. Kenan!Copy !req
37. What kinda trouble?Copy !req
38. Kenan—aw-w-w-wo-o-o-h-h!Copy !req
39. Here it goes!Copy !req
40. Hey, everybody,
it's 1:00.Copy !req
41. You know what
that means.Copy !req
42. It's time to announce—
the employee
of the day.Copy !req
43. Ha ha ha. That's right!Copy !req
44. Who will be
employee of the day?Copy !req
45. I have placed
the name of the winnerCopy !req
46. Inside of this
sealed envelope.Copy !req
47. Will it be sharla?Copy !req
48. Or will it be kenan?Copy !req
49. Do we have to do this
every day?Copy !req
50. I mean, we know
who's gonna win.Copy !req
51. Look at the wall.Copy !req
52. See? See?Copy !req
53. Sharla, sharla, sharla!Copy !req
54. You been giving out
this stupid award
for over a month,Copy !req
55. And i haven't won once.Copy !req
56. Oh, that's not true, kenan.Copy !req
57. See, you won that one time.Copy !req
58. No... No, wait a minute.
That was me.Copy !req
59. You never won.Copy !req
60. Hee hee.Copy !req
61. Well, let's just
give it to her and
get this over with.Copy !req
62. Let's not jump
to conclusions.Copy !req
63. Today's winner
just might be
somebody different.Copy !req
64. Oh, please!
Don't tease me.Copy !req
65. You might both be in
for a little surprise...Copy !req
66. Kenan.Copy !req
67. R-really?
Well, open it!Copy !req
68. Open it!Copy !req
69. All right. Today's
employee of the day is...Copy !req
70. C-c-congratulations...Copy !req
71. Sharla!Copy !req
72. Hey, kenan!
It's here, man!Copy !req
73. Whoo! Ha ha ha!
The stuff from the zoo!Copy !req
74. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
75. What stuff
from the zoo?Copy !req
76. We signed up for
the adopt-a-critterCopy !req
77. Program at the zoo.Copy !req
78. Yeah, we sent in
some money, and now
we're the proud parentsCopy !req
79. Of this
2-year-old chimpanzee!
Isn't he cute?Copy !req
80. Look at that, man.
Our very own monkey.Copy !req
81. Ha ha! Yeah.
I named him charles.Copy !req
82. Charles the chimp.
We can visit him
any time that we want.Copy !req
83. Matter of fact,
let's go visit him now!
Come on! Come on!
Let's go meet him!Copy !req
84. Chris, you mind
if i take off
a little early?Copy !req
85. Well, it would be
fine with me, kenan,Copy !req
86. But it might affect
your chances of being
tomorrow's employee
of the day.Copy !req
87. Oh, no...Copy !req
88. See ya!Copy !req
89. Yay!Copy !req
90. Chimpanzees...
Chimp—here it is!Copy !req
91. "chimpanzee."
where are they?Copy !req
92. Hey!Copy !req
93. There they go!Copy !req
94. Oh, yeah,
there they are,Copy !req
95. In all their little
naked monkey glory.Copy !req
96. Man, i haven't
been this excitedCopy !req
97. Since i kicked
the winning goal
at the soccer game!Copy !req
98. Kel, you don't
even play soccer.
That never happened.Copy !req
99. Oh, well, i guess
i never been
this excited!Copy !req
100. Ha ha ha!
Which one is ours?
Where's charles?Copy !req
101. I don't know.Copy !req
102. I think
that's him.Copy !req
103. Kel, singsong:
Charles, come meet
your daddy!Copy !req
104. Oh, please, kel,
the chimp don't
know his name.Copy !req
105. Uh-huh!
See, he's smart.
Just like his daddy
kel.Copy !req
106. Oh, well isn't
that sweet?Copy !req
107. Cool. Hey, i'm kel,
and this is kenan.Copy !req
108. We're your daddies!Copy !req
109. Yeah, how's it
going, charlie? Hey!Copy !req
110. Kenan,
give him a hug.Copy !req
111. No, i don't know, kel,
i mean, he's probably
behind bars for a reason!Copy !req
112. Aw, don't be shy.
He's our monkey.Copy !req
113. Oh, all right!
Yeah, i'm fond
of him, too.Copy !req
114. Got any cheek
sanitizer?Copy !req
115. Aw, isn't
he sweet? Look!Copy !req
116. Aw, yes.Copy !req
117. Wait. I got you
some gifts.Copy !req
118. Here's a hat.Copy !req
119. There you go.Copy !req
120. Oh, isn't that cute?
Now you guys match.Copy !req
121. Ha ha! Yeah!Copy !req
122. And here's
a baseball
mittCopy !req
123. And a
fire truck.Copy !req
124. Whoa, that oughta
come in handy, huh?Copy !req
125. Yeah, and
a teddy bear.Copy !req
126. Excuse me.
Please don't touch
the animalsCopy !req
127. Or give them
baseball mitts.Copy !req
128. Oh, it's ok.
He's our monkey.
We adopted him.Copy !req
129. So you just came
to say good-bye?Copy !req
130. G-good-bye?
Huh?Copy !req
131. Yes, uh, charlesCopy !req
132. Is being moved
somewhere else.Copy !req
133. He's only gonna
be here 3 more days.Copy !req
134. You're moving him?Copy !req
135. B-but he's our
monkey.Copy !req
136. Don't worry.
They'll give you
another animal
to adopt.Copy !req
137. We don't want
another animal!
We want charles!Copy !req
138. I'm very sorry.
I wish there was
something i could do.Copy !req
139. But—you can't
take charles!
But—but—Copy !req
140. You know there's
something you
can do.Copy !req
141. There's
something
you can do.Copy !req
142. Aw, charles... Charles!Copy !req
143. You can't take charles!Copy !req
144. It's not fair.Copy !req
145. charles...Copy !req
146. Hey, kel.Copy !req
147. I think i have
something that
might cheer you up.Copy !req
148. Nothing can
cheer me up.Copy !req
149. Really? Not even...Copy !req
150. Orange soda?Copy !req
151. Whoo!Copy !req
152. Hey, who loves
orange soda?Copy !req
153. Kel loves
orange soda!Copy !req
154. Is it true?Copy !req
155. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
156. I do, i do,
i do-ooh! Oh, yeah!Copy !req
157. Yeee-eah!Copy !req
158. See? I told you
nothing could
cheer me up.Copy !req
159. Well, that was
quite unusual.Copy !req
160. Hold on.
I got another idea.Copy !req
161. Oh, you wanna
speak to kel?Copy !req
162. Well, i—i don't know.
He's feeling a little
down, but—hold on.Copy !req
163. Hey, kel, man, i got
a real special visitor
here that wants to
speak to you, man.Copy !req
164. Oh, is it charles?Copy !req
165. No, man. Charles
wouldn't be in my closet.Copy !req
166. Uh... Oh, wait. I know.Copy !req
167. Is it michael jordan?Copy !req
168. I-is it brandy?
I-is it oprah?Copy !req
169. Is it that guy
that sat behind me
in third grade?Copy !req
170. Stop guessing. Please.Copy !req
171. All right.
Well, who is it?Copy !req
172. It's me, chimpy!Copy !req
173. Hi, kel!Copy !req
174. Hi, chimpy.Copy !req
175. Now, word
in the jungle has itCopy !req
176. That you're feeling
a little doooo-oown.Copy !req
177. Yeah, well...Copy !req
178. Kenan and i—
well, see, we—Copy !req
179. Oh, well, that's
kenan right there.Copy !req
180. What's up?Copy !req
181. Well, kenan and iCopy !req
182. Adopted a little
chimp named charles,Copy !req
183. But now they're
taking him
away from us.Copy !req
184. well, i'll be
your friend, kel.Copy !req
185. Well, you're swell
and all, chimpy,Copy !req
186. But... Well, you see,
charles, he's a real
monkey!Copy !req
187. I mean, you know,
he moves aroundCopy !req
188. And has fun,
and we can play
with him and, well,Copy !req
189. You're just, uh...
You're just a dumb
old stupid puppet.Copy !req
190. Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
191. Chimpy!Copy !req
192. Get that—
get—Copy !req
193. Chimpy!Copy !req
194. And a container
o' milk...Copy !req
195. And a stick
of butter!Copy !req
196. Hey, you seem like
a very good worker.Copy !req
197. Thank you.Copy !req
198. How come you've
never been employee
of the day?Copy !req
199. Mind your business!Copy !req
200. Ok, that'll be
$20.02, please.Copy !req
201. Ah... Here's 20,Copy !req
202. And i know i've got
2 cents in here
somewhere!Copy !req
203. Oh, that's ok.
I'll spot ya
the 2 cents.Copy !req
204. No, no.
I know i've got it.Copy !req
205. So the rhinoceros says,Copy !req
206. Not soap... Soup!Copy !req
207. Soup!
That's a good one!Copy !req
208. Ha ha ha...Copy !req
209. Ah ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
210. Please, ma'am,Copy !req
211. Let me give you
the 2 cents,
please!Copy !req
212. No, no!
I know i've got
2 cents in here.Copy !req
213. Kenan!Copy !req
214. Kenan, i gotta
tell you something.Copy !req
215. I'm—i'm—i'm kinda
busy right now, man.Copy !req
216. But, kenan, this
is really important!Copy !req
217. Well, tell me later.
Kenan!Copy !req
218. I'm helping a customer.
Tell me later.
Kenan!Copy !req
219. Tell him later.Copy !req
220. Let's see...Copy !req
221. 2... Cents...Copy !req
222. 2... Cents...Copy !req
223. 2 cents!Copy !req
224. Nope.Copy !req
225. That's a nickel.Copy !req
226. Aw! I can make
change with a nick—
oh!Copy !req
227. Oh, oh!
Look at that!Copy !req
228. 2 cents right there!Copy !req
229. Told ya
i had 2 pennies.Copy !req
230. You sure did.Copy !req
231. Well, thanks a lot,Copy !req
232. And please...
Don't come back
very soon!Copy !req
233. Uh, kenan, could you
please get me
the stepladder
from the back?Copy !req
234. Well, are you sure
i can handle it?Copy !req
235. I mean, i'm not
employee of the day
or anything.Copy !req
236. Just get me
the stepladder.Copy !req
237. But, hey...
There's always tomorrow.Copy !req
238. What's up?Copy !req
239. Monkey!
There's a monkey
in here!Copy !req
240. But that's what
i was trying
to tell you!Copy !req
241. It's charles.
I took him.Copy !req
242. You took the monkey?
Well, yeah.Copy !req
243. They were going to
take him away from us!Copy !req
244. You took
the monkey.
He's our monkey.
We adopted him.Copy !req
245. Kel, the adoption programCopy !req
246. Is just a way for the zoo
to raise money—Copy !req
247. Charles,
you know better
than to throw food
at daddy number 2.Copy !req
248. Bad monkey.Copy !req
249. Kel, you gotta get
the monkey outta
here, man.Copy !req
250. A grocery store
is no place for
a primate.Copy !req
251. Primate...Copy !req
252. How did the monkey
know how to—Copy !req
253. Kenan,
what are you doing
back there?Copy !req
254. eh!
I'll be right there!Copy !req
255. Kel, you gotta
get this monkey
outta here, man.Copy !req
256. We can't let nobody
see him.Copy !req
257. Wh-what—
uh—uh—Copy !req
258. Charles, wait—wa—Copy !req
259. Aw!
Aw!Copy !req
260. Oh...Copy !req
261. Man!Copy !req
262. Hey, everybody!Copy !req
263. Look at everybody
in the front of
the store!Copy !req
264. Sure must be nice
to be in the front
of the store!Copy !req
265. Boy, i tell ya,
front of the store.Copy !req
266. Kenan,
is something wrong?Copy !req
267. Wrong? Naw, girl!Copy !req
268. Ain't nothin' wrong.
Why would you say that?Copy !req
269. No, ain't no wrong.Copy !req
270. Is that banana
on your forehead?Copy !req
271. Oh! Oh, yeah,
it is banana
on my forehead.Copy !req
272. You know,
i was actually
eating a banana,Copy !req
273. And i accidentally
got some on my
forehead.Copy !req
274. Clumsy me.
Ha ha ha ha—
mind your business.Copy !req
275. Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
276. I'm sorry!Copy !req
277. Oops! That was me.Copy !req
278. S-sorry. C-clumsy me.Copy !req
279. Yeah, but what was
the loud noiseCopy !req
280. Before you started
intentionally
knocking stuff over?Copy !req
281. Did i?Copy !req
282. Do you guys know
who won the white
sox game today?Copy !req
283. That sounds like
it came from the back!Copy !req
284. Ooh!Copy !req
285. Oh, chris!Copy !req
286. Kenan, what
are you doing?Copy !req
287. Oh, well,
you're such
a great boss...Copy !req
288. When was
the last time
i gave you a big
old squeeze?Copy !req
289. Wait! Put me down!Copy !req
290. No!
Kenan, let go!Copy !req
291. All right.Copy !req
292. Charles! Charles!Copy !req
293. Kel, we gotta get
this monkey back
to the zoo!Copy !req
294. Why?Copy !req
295. That connects 9-2Copy !req
296. When the oilers needed overtime
to beat the rangers 1-0.Copy !req
297. your daddy's asleep
on the couch!Copy !req
298. Kel—shh—Copy !req
299. Come on, man.
Let's get charles
upstairs.Copy !req
300. Tv: Our top story tonight...
A chimpanzee has disappeared
from the local zoo—Copy !req
301. Look, kenan,
it's charles!Copy !req
302. Shh!
Kenan!Copy !req
303. Look at that!Copy !req
304. Hey, hey, boys!Copy !req
305. Dinner ready?Copy !req
306. Dinner?
Nope, not yet,
daddy.Copy !req
307. Well,
see you later.Copy !req
308. Wait a minute, son.
We haven't talked
in a while.Copy !req
309. Now, how are things?Copy !req
310. Things? W-well,
things are great!Copy !req
311. Nothing better
than things!
Ha ha ha.Copy !req
312. Well, that's good.
So how's school?Copy !req
313. Well, pfft,
you know,Copy !req
314. It's like—Copy !req
315. Kel?
Huh?Copy !req
316. What are you
doing?Copy !req
317. Uh... I'm putting
my hand on your head.Copy !req
318. Why?Copy !req
319. Um... Uh...Copy !req
320. Kenan knows.Copy !req
321. Uh-eh-y-yeah!Copy !req
322. The reason kel
is fiddling around
on the head areaCopy !req
323. Is because...
He wants to feelCopy !req
324. What all that
baldness feels like?Copy !req
325. Yeah!Copy !req
326. Feels empty!Copy !req
327. Uh—smooth!Copy !req
328. Kel.
Huh?Copy !req
329. Stop touching
my head.Copy !req
330. Sorry.Copy !req
331. Whoo, well, you know,
it's been nice
talking to you, daddy.Copy !req
332. Aah—aah!
We gotta do this
more often—Copy !req
333. Oh! Daddy,
that was a fly
on your head!Copy !req
334. All over here.Copy !req
335. Kenan, what are you
talking about?Copy !req
336. There was no fly
on that man's head.Copy !req
337. There it is
on your head, kel.Copy !req
338. Come on, man,
let's go.Copy !req
339. Bye, dad.Copy !req
340. Whoa, whoa, whoa, boys!Copy !req
341. What are you doing
with that stroller?Copy !req
342. Oh, you know,
sometimes we like
to pretend that...Copy !req
343. We have a baby.Copy !req
344. Man, we gotta call
the zoo and tell 'em
that we have their
monkey.Copy !req
345. Do we have to?Copy !req
346. Yeah! I mean,
if we tell 'em now,Copy !req
347. Then maybe
we won't get
in so much trouble
for chimp napping.Copy !req
348. Would you stop it,
please?Copy !req
349. Will you stop it?Copy !req
350. Hello, zoo?Copy !req
351. Yeah, this is, uh...Copy !req
352. Ke-ke-kevin.Copy !req
353. Yeah, we have
your monkey.Copy !req
354. No, no, no,Copy !req
355. I mean it must have
followed us home
or something.Copy !req
356. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Yeah, we're at
the rockmore residence.Copy !req
357. Uh-huh. Yeah, 6230
holland street.Copy !req
358. Right. Right.
Ok, bye.Copy !req
359. Kenan!
Where's charles?Copy !req
360. That's good, man.
The zoo people say
they'll come over—Copy !req
361. What'd you just say?Copy !req
362. Where's charles?
I don't see him
anywhere!Copy !req
363. ah!Copy !req
364. Charles!Copy !req
365. Ah!Copy !req
366. The window! Oh, man!Copy !req
367. He must have gone
out the window.Copy !req
368. Oh! Chaaarles!Copy !req
369. Kel!Copy !req
370. Man, it's dark
out there.Copy !req
371. We gonna need
a flash light.Copy !req
372. Mmm!Copy !req
373. Yes!Copy !req
374. All right...Copy !req
375. Ok, now, we wanna
find that monkey,
we gotta stay alert.Copy !req
376. That means
keep your eyes open.Copy !req
377. Oh... Yeah!Copy !req
378. Charles!
Charles!Copy !req
379. Charles.
Charles!Copy !req
380. Ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah!Copy !req
381. Where'd you come from?Copy !req
382. We were at
the movies.Copy !req
383. Yeah.
And who's charles?Copy !req
384. Oh, um, um, well, um,
ch-charles is...Copy !req
385. Ah!Copy !req
386. O-our pet rock!Copy !req
387. Yeah, i found him.Copy !req
388. Everything's ok!Copy !req
389. If you say so.Copy !req
390. Have fun playing
with your rock.Copy !req
391. We'll
see you inside.
Come on, kyra.Copy !req
392. Hey, kenan!Copy !req
393. The rock has
the same name
as our monkey!Copy !req
394. Charles!Copy !req
395. Ladies!
How was the movie?Copy !req
396. Well, it was
funny and whimsical,Copy !req
397. Yet at times poignant.Copy !req
398. Huh?Copy !req
399. I liked it.Copy !req
400. Come on,
let's go upstairs
and watch tv.Copy !req
401. Ok.Copy !req
402. Listen, honey,Copy !req
403. Did you know
our son has
a rock named
charles?Copy !req
404. Did you know that he
likes to pretend
he has a baby?Copy !req
405. That's weird.Copy !req
406. Man!Copy !req
407. I can't believe
we lost a whole monkey.Copy !req
408. Well, at least
we found a rock.Copy !req
409. Isn't that right,
charles?Copy !req
410. Oh...Copy !req
411. Ooh, you're
a pretty rock!Copy !req
412. oh da boo boo!
Oh da boo boo!Copy !req
413. Will you cut that out,
man?Copy !req
414. Where do you think
charles the monkey went?Copy !req
415. Did you hear that?Copy !req
416. Yeah. It sounded like
it was coming from
the couch!Copy !req
417. It didn't come
from the couch, man!
It came from the kitchen!Copy !req
418. Look at this mess!Copy !req
419. What happened?Copy !req
420. The monkey!
The monkey happened!Copy !req
421. Well,
where is he?Copy !req
422. He's gotta be
around here somewhere.Copy !req
423. All right.Copy !req
424. Kel.Copy !req
425. Do you really think
that monkey's gonna be
in the blender?Copy !req
426. No, he's not!
I already checked.Copy !req
427. What's all this
noise?Copy !req
428. Whoa!Copy !req
429. What happened
in here?Copy !req
430. Uh—uh—oh—uh—Copy !req
431. Well, kel and i
were having a little
fun with the dishes.Copy !req
432. No, no, no, see?
It's fun, see?Copy !req
433. Whoo! It is fun!Copy !req
434. What do you think
you're doing?Copy !req
435. The doorbell!
Well, we'll get that.
Come on, kel.Copy !req
436. Wait a minute.Copy !req
437. Will you come on?Copy !req
438. Oh, hello again.Copy !req
439. eh!Copy !req
440. What are you doing?Copy !req
441. Man, wrong number—
uh, nobody's there—Copy !req
442. Weren't we getting
in trouble in the kitchen?
What do you say we
go back in there?Copy !req
443. Oh, kenan!Copy !req
444. Can i help you?Copy !req
445. Yes, i'm here
to pick up
the chimpanzee.Copy !req
446. Chimpanzee?Copy !req
447. Chimpanzee?Copy !req
448. Chimpanzee?
What you talking
about?Copy !req
449. I'm talking about
the chimpanzee
you called and
told me you had here.Copy !req
450. We don't have
no chimpanzee here!Copy !req
451. Yeah, no chimpanzee here!Copy !req
452. Oh!Copy !req
453. This chimpanzee.Copy !req
454. Ha ha.Copy !req
455. Hey! Whoo!Copy !req
456. Did everybody enjoy
this installmentCopy !req
457. Of the kenan & kel show?Copy !req
458. Yeah, all right!Copy !req
459. So, just so you know,Copy !req
460. They moved
charles the chimp
to a better zooCopy !req
461. That's not that far
away, and we can
still visit him any
time we want to.Copy !req
462. Yeah, and we still
have charles the rock.Copy !req
463. But kel,
that's just
a dumb old rock.Copy !req
464. stop! You'll hurt
his feelings.Copy !req
465. Sorry. Wouldn't want
to hurt the rock's
feelings.Copy !req
466. Check it out.
I taught him
some tricks.Copy !req
467. Stay!Copy !req
468. That's quite
a trick there, kel.Copy !req
469. Play dead!Copy !req
470. Wow.Copy !req
471. Hey, hey...Copy !req
472. Roll over!Copy !req
473. Whoo!Copy !req
474. Pretty neat, huh?Copy !req
475. Yeah!Copy !req
476. Yeah!
You know what, kel?Copy !req
477. I think i know a way
that we can use
charles the rock hereCopy !req
478. To get us mixed up
in yet another
zany adventure.Copy !req
479. W-w-what?Copy !req
480. Mm-hmm. Kel,
grab a handful of dirt,Copy !req
481. 2 dozen assorted
donuts,Copy !req
482. And an aardvark,
and meet me at
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485. Kenan, donuts don't mix
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486. Uh, kenan, be gentle
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488. Kenan!Copy !req
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