Kenan & Kel 3x20

Directed by Virgil L. Fabian

Cassi Davis as Kitty • Biagio Messina as Marc Cram • Loretta Jean as Old Lady Customer • Kevin West as Dave Stale

Kel takes on a job at the donut shop. It's not long before he's created a sensational new donut---and ruined the store.

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1. Oh, here it goes.

2. Captioning made possible by nickelodeon and u.S. Department of education

3. Thank you! Oh!

4. Thank you!

5. Thank you so much!

6. Thank you so much,

7. And for our spanish speaking friends...

8. Thank you!

9. All right.

10. Welcome to the show, everybody. My name is kenan.

11. That's right.

12. And i'm kel!

13. Kel?

14. What are you doing—

15. Hey, kel, get down from there!

16. You're not supposed to be up there!

17. You all right?

18. U-uh—get outta here with that!

19. What are you doin'?

20. Well, i thought i'd do something different for the show.

21. Why?

22. Well, see,

23. I was watching this television show called tarzan...

24. Well, yeah, you know, tarzan swing around on vines

25. And all the little cool animals love his, you know, company.

26. I thought it was kinda cool.

27. Kel. Huh?

28. Tarzan is just a television show, man.

29. This... Is real life.

30. It is?

31. Yeah. Now let's go get into some real trouble.

32. Come on, boy.

33. But—but—kenan,

34. Isn't this television, too?

35. Kenan!

36. What kinda trouble?

37. Kenan—aw-w-w-wo-o-o-h-h!

38. Here it goes!

39. Hey, everybody, it's 1:00.

40. You know what that means.

41. It's time to announce— the employee of the day.

42. Ha ha ha. That's right!

43. Who will be employee of the day?

44. I have placed the name of the winner

45. Inside of this sealed envelope.

46. Will it be sharla?

47. Or will it be kenan?

48. Do we have to do this every day?

49. I mean, we know who's gonna win.

50. Look at the wall.

51. See? See?

52. Sharla, sharla, sharla!

53. You been giving out this stupid award for over a month,

54. And i haven't won once.

55. Oh, that's not true, kenan.

56. See, you won that one time.

57. No... No, wait a minute. That was me.

58. You never won.

59. Hee hee.

60. Well, let's just give it to her and get this over with.

61. Let's not jump to conclusions.

62. Today's winner just might be somebody different.

63. Oh, please! Don't tease me.

64. You might both be in for a little surprise...

65. Kenan.

66. R-really? Well, open it!

67. Open it!

68. All right. Today's employee of the day is...

69. C-c-congratulations...

70. Sharla!

71. Hey, kenan! It's here, man!

72. Whoo! Ha ha ha! The stuff from the zoo!

73. Oh, yeah!

74. What stuff from the zoo?

75. We signed up for the adopt-a-critter

76. Program at the zoo.

77. Yeah, we sent in some money, and now we're the proud parents

78. Of this 2-year-old chimpanzee! Isn't he cute?

79. Look at that, man. Our very own monkey.

80. Ha ha! Yeah. I named him charles.

81. Charles the chimp. We can visit him any time that we want.

82. Chris, you mind if i take off a little early?

83. Well, it would be fine with me, kenan,

84. Oh, no...

85. See ya!

86. Yay!

87. Chimpanzees... Chimp—here it is!

88. "chimpanzee." where are they?

89. Hey!

90. There they go!

91. Oh, yeah, there they are,

92. In all their little naked monkey glory.

93. Man, i haven't been this excited

94. Since i kicked the winning goal at the soccer game!

95. Kel, you don't even play soccer. That never happened.

96. Oh, well, i guess i never been this excited!

97. Ha ha ha! Which one is ours? Where's charles?

98. I don't know.

99. I think that's him.

100. Kel, singsong: Charles, come meet your daddy!

101. Oh, please, kel, the chimp don't know his name.

102. Oh, well isn't that sweet?

103. Cool. Hey, i'm kel, and this is kenan.

104. We're your daddies!

105. Yeah, how's it going, charlie? Hey!

106. Kenan, give him a hug.

107. No, i don't know, kel, i mean, he's probably behind bars for a reason!

108. Aw, don't be shy. He's our monkey.

109. Oh, all right! Yeah, i'm fond of him, too.

110. Got any cheek sanitizer?

111. Aw, isn't he sweet? Look!

112. Aw, yes.

113. Wait. I got you some gifts.

114. Here's a hat.

115. There you go.

116. Oh, isn't that cute? Now you guys match.

117. Ha ha! Yeah!

118. And here's a baseball mitt

119. And a fire truck.

120. Whoa, that oughta come in handy, huh?

121. Yeah, and a teddy bear.

122. Excuse me. Please don't touch the animals

123. Or give them baseball mitts.

124. Oh, it's ok. He's our monkey. We adopted him.

125. So you just came to say good-bye?

126. G-good-bye? Huh?

127. Yes, uh, charles

128. Is being moved somewhere else.

129. He's only gonna be here 3 more days.

130. You're moving him?

131. B-but he's our monkey.

132. We don't want another animal! We want charles!

133. I'm very sorry. I wish there was something i could do.

134. But—you can't take charles! But—but—

135. You know there's something you can do.

136. There's something you can do.

137. Aw, charles... Charles!

138. You can't take charles!

139. It's not fair.

140. charles...

141. Hey, kel.

142. I think i have something that might cheer you up.

143. Nothing can cheer me up.

144. Really? Not even...

145. Orange soda?

146. Whoo!

147. Hey, who loves orange soda?

148. Kel loves orange soda!

149. Is it true?

150. Mm-hmm.

151. I do, i do, i do-ooh! Oh, yeah!

152. Yeee-eah!

153. See? I told you nothing could cheer me up.

154. Well, that was quite unusual.

155. Hold on. I got another idea.

156. Oh, you wanna speak to kel?

157. Well, i—i don't know. He's feeling a little down, but—hold on.

158. Oh, is it charles?

159. No, man. Charles wouldn't be in my closet.

160. Uh... Oh, wait. I know.

161. Is it michael jordan?

162. I-is it brandy? I-is it oprah?

163. Is it that guy that sat behind me in third grade?

164. Stop guessing. Please.

165. All right. Well, who is it?

166. It's me, chimpy!

167. Hi, kel!

168. Hi, chimpy.

169. Now, word in the jungle has it

170. That you're feeling a little doooo-oown.

171. Yeah, well...

172. Kenan and i— well, see, we—

173. Oh, well, that's kenan right there.

174. What's up?

175. Well, kenan and i

176. Adopted a little chimp named charles,

177. But now they're taking him away from us.

178. well, i'll be your friend, kel.

179. Well, you're swell and all, chimpy,

180. But... Well, you see, charles, he's a real monkey!

181. I mean, you know, he moves around

182. And has fun, and we can play with him and, well,

183. You're just, uh... You're just a dumb old stupid puppet.

184. Aah! Aah!

185. Chimpy!

186. Get that— get—

187. Chimpy!

188. And a container o' milk...

189. And a stick of butter!

190. Hey, you seem like a very good worker.

191. Thank you.

192. How come you've never been employee of the day?

193. Mind your business!

194. Ok, that'll be $20.02, please.

195. Ah... Here's 20,

196. And i know i've got 2 cents in here somewhere!

197. Oh, that's ok. I'll spot ya the 2 cents.

198. No, no. I know i've got it.

199. So the rhinoceros says,

200. Not soap... Soup!

201. Soup! That's a good one!

202. Ha ha ha...

203. Ah ha ha ha ha!

204. Please, ma'am,

205. Let me give you the 2 cents, please!

206. No, no! I know i've got 2 cents in here.

207. Kenan!

208. Kenan, i gotta tell you something.

209. I'm—i'm—i'm kinda busy right now, man.

210. But, kenan, this is really important!

211. Well, tell me later. Kenan!

212. I'm helping a customer. Tell me later. Kenan!

213. Tell him later.

214. Let's see...

215. 2... Cents...

216. 2... Cents...

217. 2 cents!

218. Nope.

219. That's a nickel.

220. Aw! I can make change with a nick— oh!

221. Oh, oh! Look at that!

222. 2 cents right there!

223. Told ya i had 2 pennies.

224. You sure did.

225. Well, thanks a lot,

226. And please... Don't come back very soon!

227. Well, are you sure i can handle it?

228. I mean, i'm not employee of the day or anything.

229. Just get me the stepladder.

230. But, hey... There's always tomorrow.

231. What's up?

232. Monkey! There's a monkey in here!

233. But that's what i was trying to tell you!

234. It's charles. I took him.

235. You took the monkey? Well, yeah.

236. They were going to take him away from us!

237. Kel, the adoption program

238. Is just a way for the zoo to raise money—

239. Bad monkey.

240. Kel, you gotta get the monkey outta here, man.

241. A grocery store is no place for a primate.

242. Primate...

243. How did the monkey know how to—

244. Kenan, what are you doing back there?

245. eh! I'll be right there!

246. Kel, you gotta get this monkey outta here, man.

247. We can't let nobody see him.

248. Wh-what— uh—uh—

249. Charles, wait—wa—

250. Aw! Aw!

251. Oh...

252. Man!

253. Hey, everybody!

254. Look at everybody in the front of the store!

255. Sure must be nice to be in the front of the store!

256. Boy, i tell ya, front of the store.

257. Kenan, is something wrong?

258. Wrong? Naw, girl!

259. Ain't nothin' wrong. Why would you say that?

260. No, ain't no wrong.

261. Is that banana on your forehead?

262. Oh! Oh, yeah, it is banana on my forehead.

263. You know, i was actually eating a banana,

264. And i accidentally got some on my forehead.

265. Clumsy me. Ha ha ha ha— mind your business.

266. Oh, oh, oh!

267. I'm sorry!

268. Oops! That was me.

269. S-sorry. C-clumsy me.

270. Yeah, but what was the loud noise

271. Before you started intentionally knocking stuff over?

272. Did i?

273. Do you guys know who won the white sox game today?

274. That sounds like it came from the back!

275. Ooh!

276. Oh, chris!

277. Kenan, what are you doing?

278. Oh, well, you're such a great boss...

279. Wait! Put me down!

280. No! Kenan, let go!

281. All right.

282. Charles! Charles!

283. Kel, we gotta get this monkey back to the zoo!

284. Why?

285. That connects 9-2

286. When the oilers needed overtime to beat the rangers 1-0.

287. your daddy's asleep on the couch!

288. Kel—shh—

289. Come on, man. Let's get charles upstairs.

290. Tv: Our top story tonight... A chimpanzee has disappeared from the local zoo—

291. Look, kenan, it's charles!

292. Shh! Kenan!

293. Look at that!

294. Hey, hey, boys!

295. Dinner ready?

296. Dinner? Nope, not yet, daddy.

297. Well, see you later.

298. Wait a minute, son. We haven't talked in a while.

299. Now, how are things?

300. Things? W-well, things are great!

301. Nothing better than things! Ha ha ha.

302. Well, that's good. So how's school?

303. Well, pfft, you know,

304. It's like—

305. Kel? Huh?

306. What are you doing?

307. Uh... I'm putting my hand on your head.

308. Why?

309. Um... Uh...

310. Kenan knows.

311. Uh-eh-y-yeah!

312. The reason kel is fiddling around on the head area

313. Is because... He wants to feel

314. What all that baldness feels like?

315. Yeah!

316. Feels empty!

317. Uh—smooth!

318. Kel. Huh?

319. Stop touching my head.

320. Sorry.

321. Whoo, well, you know, it's been nice talking to you, daddy.

322. Aah—aah! We gotta do this more often—

323. Oh! Daddy, that was a fly on your head!

324. All over here.

325. Kenan, what are you talking about?

326. There was no fly on that man's head.

327. There it is on your head, kel.

328. Come on, man, let's go.

329. Bye, dad.

330. Whoa, whoa, whoa, boys!

331. What are you doing with that stroller?

332. Oh, you know, sometimes we like to pretend that...

333. We have a baby.

334. Do we have to?

335. Yeah! I mean, if we tell 'em now,

336. Would you stop it, please?

337. Will you stop it?

338. Hello, zoo?

339. Yeah, this is, uh...

340. Ke-ke-kevin.

341. Yeah, we have your monkey.

342. No, no, no,

343. I mean it must have followed us home or something.

344. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah, we're at the rockmore residence.

345. Uh-huh. Yeah, 6230 holland street.

346. Right. Right. Ok, bye.

347. Kenan! Where's charles?

348. That's good, man. The zoo people say they'll come over—

349. What'd you just say?

350. Where's charles? I don't see him anywhere!

351. ah!

352. Charles!

353. Ah!

354. The window! Oh, man!

355. He must have gone out the window.

356. Oh! Chaaarles!

357. Kel!

358. Man, it's dark out there.

359. We gonna need a flash light.

360. Mmm!

361. Yes!

362. All right...

363. Ok, now, we wanna find that monkey, we gotta stay alert.

364. That means keep your eyes open.

365. Oh... Yeah!

366. Charles! Charles!

367. Charles. Charles!

368. Ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah!

369. Where'd you come from?

370. We were at the movies.

371. Yeah. And who's charles?

372. Oh, um, um, well, um, ch-charles is...

373. Ah!

374. O-our pet rock!

375. Yeah, i found him.

376. Everything's ok!

377. If you say so.

378. Have fun playing with your rock.

379. We'll see you inside. Come on, kyra.

380. Hey, kenan!

381. The rock has the same name as our monkey!

382. Charles!

383. Ladies! How was the movie?

384. Well, it was funny and whimsical,

385. Yet at times poignant.

386. Huh?

387. I liked it.

388. Come on, let's go upstairs and watch tv.

389. Ok.

390. Listen, honey,

391. Did you know that he likes to pretend he has a baby?

392. That's weird.

393. Man!

394. I can't believe we lost a whole monkey.

395. Well, at least we found a rock.

396. Isn't that right, charles?

397. Oh...

398. Ooh, you're a pretty rock!

399. oh da boo boo! Oh da boo boo!

400. Will you cut that out, man?

401. Where do you think charles the monkey went?

402. Did you hear that?

403. Yeah. It sounded like it was coming from the couch!

404. It didn't come from the couch, man! It came from the kitchen!

405. Look at this mess!

406. What happened?

407. The monkey! The monkey happened!

408. Well, where is he?

409. He's gotta be around here somewhere.

410. All right.

411. Kel.

412. Do you really think that monkey's gonna be in the blender?

413. No, he's not! I already checked.

414. What's all this noise?

415. Whoa!

416. What happened in here?

417. Uh—uh—oh—uh—

418. Well, kel and i were having a little fun with the dishes.

419. No, no, no, see? It's fun, see?

420. Whoo! It is fun!

421. What do you think you're doing?

422. The doorbell! Well, we'll get that. Come on, kel.

423. Wait a minute.

424. Will you come on?

425. Oh, hello again.

426. eh!

427. What are you doing?

428. Man, wrong number— uh, nobody's there—

429. Oh, kenan!

430. Can i help you?

431. Yes, i'm here to pick up the chimpanzee.

432. Chimpanzee?

433. Chimpanzee?

434. Chimpanzee? What you talking about?

435. We don't have no chimpanzee here!

436. Yeah, no chimpanzee here!

437. Oh!

438. This chimpanzee.

439. Ha ha.

440. Hey! Whoo!

441. Did everybody enjoy this installment

442. Of the kenan & kel show?

443. Yeah, all right!

444. So, just so you know,

445. They moved charles the chimp to a better zoo

446. Yeah, and we still have charles the rock.

447. But kel, that's just a dumb old rock.

448. stop! You'll hurt his feelings.

449. Sorry. Wouldn't want to hurt the rock's feelings.

450. Check it out. I taught him some tricks.

451. Stay!

452. That's quite a trick there, kel.

453. Play dead!

454. Wow.

455. Hey, hey...

456. Roll over!

457. Whoo!

458. Pretty neat, huh?

459. Yeah!

460. Yeah! You know what, kel?

461. I think i know a way that we can use charles the rock here

462. To get us mixed up in yet another zany adventure.

463. W-w-what?

464. Mm-hmm. Kel, grab a handful of dirt,

465. 2 dozen assorted donuts,

466. And an aardvark, and meet me at a gymnasium.

467. Come on, twisty!

468. Uh—w-wait a minute!

469. Kenan, donuts don't mix with dirt or aardvarks!

470. Uh, kenan, be gentle to the rock!

471. He's sensitive!

472. Kenan!

473. Aw, here it goes!

474. Captioning made possible by nickelodeon and u.S. Department of education

475. Captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

476. Why?