Kenan & Kel 3x2

Directed by Kim Fields

Devon Alan as Boy • Chris Edgerly as Mothman • Alexis Fields as Sharla Morrison • Dustin Lee Abraham as Stinky Man • Loretta Jean as Old Lady Customer

There's a big comic book convention in town and Kenan & Kel are dying to go. Too bad Kenan has to train Rigby's new employee, Sharla, that day. The guys decide to go anyway and things go downhill from there.

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1. Oh, here it goes.

2. Captioning made possible by nickelodeon

3. And the u.S. Department of education

4. Thank you, thank you very much.

5. Um, kel? These people just

6. Gave us a nice round of applause, man.

7. Aren't you gonna say thank you?

8. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, kel!

9. Give it up for him one time!

10. Thank you.

11. Um... Kel? Are you aware that you're talking

12. Like a comic book character?

13. Whoo! Well, i love comic books too.

14. As a matter of fact, comic books are

15. A very big part of tonight's episode.

16. And since it's such an action-packed show,

17. Why don't we get it started right away?

18. That's what i say. Right away.

19. Yeah, i'm afraid so, sparkie.

20. Come along, now, children.

21. Ah, i like to walk off the stage.

22. Finally!

23. I'm sorry about the wait, sir.

24. It's just that i'm the only one in here and...

25. I don't wanna hear your life story.

26. Just give me one of those hot dogs.

27. Yes, sir.

28. Here you go. That'll be $1.50.

29. Rigby's.

30. Hey, this hot dog is burned!

31. Uh-huh. Right. Yeah. Uh-huh.

32. Excuse me! I wanted a hot dog that was tender and juicy.

33. Could you hang on a second please?

34. Don't be alarmed, everybody.

35. That's just the brand-new ice machine.

36. I can't eat this hot dog!

37. Sure, you can! Aw! Aw! Eat it! You like that, huh?

38. Young man?

39. What are these?

40. Those are washington red delicious apples,

41. You know, like the sign says.

42. I see. So these are apples?

43. Yes, ma'am.

44. I see. Where are they grown?

45. Well, they're called washington red delicious apples,

46. So i'm guessing they come from washington.

47. I see. Are they delicious?

48. Again, they're called washington red delicious apples,

49. So i guess they're pretty gosh-darn tasty.

50. Can you hurry, please?

51. Young man, are these apples red?

52. Lookie here.

53. These are washington... Red... Delicious... Apples.

54. They're apples. They come from washington.

55. They're delicious, and they're red!

56. I see.

57. Now, i got people waiting over there.

58. You wanna buy an apple or not?

59. No, thank you.

60. Whoo!

61. Hey, kenan! Guess what?

62. I can't talk now, kel.

63. Sure, you can.

64. I just heard words come out of your mouth.

65. Just hang on a second, genius.

66. Hey, guys, what's the dealie-o?

67. You gotta do something about that ice machine.

68. It sounds like it's about to explode.

69. If it gives you any trouble, the "off" switch is on top.

70. Is "sirch rettop"?

71. Yes.

72. Hey, kenan, guess what?

73. What?

74. The big comic book convention is this saturday.

75. Really? Uh-huh.

76. Did you say saturday?

77. Yeah, yeah. I think so. Let me check,

78. Hey, kenan. The big comic book convention... Saturday... Yup.

79. Yup, that's what i said.

80. Oh, man! I have to work this saturday.

81. Before i forget...

82. You might think about turning down

83. The hot dog cooker to "warm"

84. After they've been in there a few minutes.

85. By the way. You've been so overworked lately, i was thinking

86. Of hiring another employee to help around the store.

87. That way you won't have to work every saturday.

88. Boy, this is gonna be the best comic book convention ever!

89. Ooh, kenan, check it out!

90. Patty the power pixie is gonna be there

91. With mothman signing autographs.

92. Man, i love moth man!

93. I don't believe it.

94. No, i really love mothman.

95. Not that, man. This!

96. Somebody's gonna be selling skunkator #6!

97. That's all i need to complete my collection!

98. Skunkator's not that great.

99. I bet mothman could beat him

100. With one wing tied behind his back.

101. Are we forgetting about skunkator's stink ring?

102. Not even mothman can withstand the stink.

103. But, see, mothman would just turn into a cocoon,

104. And nothing can get to him.

105. Mothman can also fly under water

106. And kick skunkator's butt!

107. Roger!

108. But it's true.

109. You're forgetting that skunkator has a razor-sharp tail.

110. Bam, bam!

111. I'm not forgetting anything.

112. Skunkator's a wuss.

113. Please! I could beat up mothman.

114. Look, look, look, look!

115. Everybody knows that mothman

116. Is the super-ist...

117. Hero in the galaxy.

118. I agree with kel.

119. I can't believe i said that.

120. Mm-hmm. Come on, moth lover.

121. Man, i can't wait to get to that convention tomorrow.

122. It's a good thing chris is hiring that new employee.

123. And, you know, tomorrow i'm gonna make sure that he hires the best person

124. From which i'm sure will be a very, very talented group.

125. So, ned, is it?

126. You were supposed to fill out the application

127. Before you came in here.

128. Are you telling me what to do?

129. T—t—telling? I—i wouldn't say telling.

130. Suggesting might be...

131. 'cause i don't like people telling me what to do.

132. Um... N—n—ned?

133. Did you ever think that part of having a job

134. Was people telling you what to do?

135. Nobody tells me what to do!

136. Not bad! I like him.

137. Are you daffy?

138. Don't worry. We're seeing a lot of people today.

139. They can only get better.

140. so why do you think you'd be a good employee here at rigby's?

141. When was the last time you took a bath, man?

142. 7 years ago. But i don't see what that has to do with this job.

143. And i'm great with customers!

144. That's why i was voted supermarket employee of the month.

145. Well, that's very impressive.

146. But, uh...

147. You're naked, man.

148. Yeah.

149. Do you like orange soda?

150. Oh, yeah!

151. Boy! I haven't seen anyone i'd wanna hire.

152. Boy, are you picky!

153. Who's left, chris?

154. Well, we have one more applicant...

155. A sharlya morrison.

156. Sharlya?

157. Hello.

158. Hi. I'm chris. This is kenan,

159. And for some reason, this is kel.

160. Hi. How're you doing?

161. Oh. Very impressive. You've worked in stores before.

162. So we could order supplies over the internet.

163. It was my idea to put the candy on the shelves

164. In alphabetical order.

165. Tell her, chris, tell her.

166. It's true.

167. What are your feelings toward orange soda?

168. You'll have to excuse my friend here. He's insane.

169. Great, sharlya. When could you start?

170. Really? Wow!

171. How about saturday?

172. Perfect! Saturday is a great day to start!

173. Saturday would be fine, sharlya.

174. We'll see you here at 9:00 a.M.

175. Thanks. See you then.

176. Let me get this door for you.

177. Kenan, you be here at 9:00 a.M. Too.

178. What?

179. You have to be here

180. At 9:00 a.M. To train sharlya.

181. Yeah, you can't just leave her here alone on the first day.

182. What about the comic book convention?

183. I was gonna go buy skunkator #6!

184. it's the only one i need!

185. I'm sorry. I'd do it,

186. But i have to take mother

187. To the petting aquarium to pet the fish.

188. I understand.

189. Wait up, kenan.

190. Aw, kenan, man. Come on, man.

191. It's not that bad.

192. Hey, look, look, look.

193. There'll be another convention in a year. Yeah!

194. And a year is only 360 days, which is only 8,760 hours, which is...

195. Kel! You're not cheering me up.

196. You know what?

197. I'm going to that convention.

198. Yeah, man, but what about training sharlya?

199. Well, i'll give her a crash course first thing in the morning. Yeah!

200. Then i'll be out of there in time to go to the convention.

201. She seems like a smart girl.

202. She'll be o.K. On her own.

203. Yeah, then i'll be on my way to complete my collection

204. Of the greatest comic book super hero of all—

205. Skunkator!

206. Mothman. Skunkator!

207. No, no, no. Look! I don't wanna argue.

208. All right? I'll talk to you tomorrow.

209. We don't have to argue about this.

210. All right. Apples, batteries, paper towels,

211. Cereals, scouring pads. You name it, we got it.

212. Do you have picnic tables here?

213. No.

214. Well, you just said you name it, we got it.

215. Now, i named picnic tables, and you don't got it.

216. We've got a lot to cover, all right?

217. We don't have time for your little witty observations, o.K.?

218. Now, over here's where the action is,

219. The very nerve center of rigby's.

220. oh!

221. Again with the wit.

222. Look, it's got numbers on it and money inside.

223. Oh! A nerve center. Ha ha ha ha.

224. O.K., you two, i'm off.

225. Kenan, you'll show sharlya the ropes, o.K.?

226. O.K.

227. Hey, i'm sorry you have to miss

228. That fantastic comic book convention.

229. Oh, that's o.K.

230. Boy, i feel terrible about this.

231. Before i pick up mother, i'm gonna stop by that convention

232. And buy kenan that skunkator comic book. That should cheer him up.

233. That's really nice of you, mr. Potter.

234. Oh, please call me chris.

235. Oh, i call him sirch rettop.

236. Kel, you make my head hurt.

237. Really? This is what makes my head hurt.

238. Is chris gone?

239. Uh-huh. My head hurts.

240. You know what, sharlya?

241. I almost forgot. Gosh darn it.

242. I gotta take care of some... Thing.

243. Yeah. I'll just be a second.

244. O.K., but aren't you gonna show me how to work...

245. Hey, i'm gonna show you it all.

246. Just hang on a second. Be back. Peace.

247. Oh! Oh, check it out, kel!

248. It's tooth man!

249. And there's the human puddle.

250. Kenan, look! Look!

251. It's a man selling orange soda!

252. Come get your orange soda right here.

253. Who loves orange soda?

254. Is it true?

255. Mm-hmm. I do, i do, i do... Ooooooo!

256. Come on, kel. We gotta get the skunkator #6.

257. Excuse me. I seem to be lost.

258. Did you hear that?

259. Yeah. Sounded like chris.

260. Could you tell me where the snack bar is?

261. How do you like that! Chris wasn't spending the day with his mama.

262. He just wanted to come down to the comic book convention.

263. He deceived me. Oh, the irony.

264. Hey, we should go say hi.

265. Are you nuts? If he spots us, i'll get fired!

266. All right. Come on, kel.

267. We gotta find a way to get skunkator #6

268. And get back to the store without chris seeing us.

269. Yeah. Maybe we should pick up something for sharlya.

270. Yeah. I almost forgot about sharlya.

271. Yeah.

272. I'm sure she's doing fine.

273. Hey, this hot dog's a little overdone, isn't it?

274. Why don't you turn it down?

275. I don't know how.

276. And i don't know how to open

277. The stupid cash register either.

278. Hey, i think your ice machine's broken.

279. you think?

280. Come on, kel.

281. How do i look?

282. Ridiculous. Who are you supposed to be?

283. Patty the power pixie!

284. Uh-huh. Well, come on, pixie.

285. Let's just find my comic and get outta here.

286. Skunkator, skunkator!

287. Oh. Well, hello there, little boy.

288. I'm skunkator.

289. And i'm patty the power pixie!

290. No, i'm sorry, little boy. I can't do that.

291. I don't have laser vision.

292. Yes, you do. No, i don't.

293. You don't know what you're talking about.

294. In skunkator 14 you used your laser vision to melt the evil eskimo.

295. Listen here, idiot. That wasn't skunkator, all right?

296. That was his sometimes- sidekick beaverboy.

297. It's beaverboy who has the laser vision.

298. Mothman has laser vision.

299. Kel... Uh, patty, would you forget it?

300. You're not skunkator! I hate you!

301. ooh! You little...

302. Demon!

303. Come on, kel.

304. Look, it's skunkator!

305. You're my hero.

306. Well, yes, i am skunkator. It's nice to see you all.

307. And i'm... Patty the power pixie!

308. Excuse me, sir. I would like to get skunkator #6, please.

309. Hey, hey, hey!

310. Skunkator!

311. Oh, hello there, young man.

312. Wow! I just bought one of your comic books for one of my employees.

313. He needs it to complete his collection.

314. really? I—i mean...

315. word to your mama.

316. He's your biggest fan, no offense, patty.

317. Actually, you're my favorite super hero.

318. Remember the time you tied up the angry daffodil

319. With your magic ribbon?

320. well, he had it coming.

321. Oh, excuse me. Would you take a picture of me with these two?

322. Excuse me.

323. Thanks, you two.

324. I'm gonna get this framed,

325. And i'm gonna bring it to kenan along with his new comic.

326. Wow, man, this is great. I mean, i got to come down to the comic book convention,

327. And chris bought me that comic.

328. Kenan, where are you?

329. Come on, kel. We gotta get back to the store before chris does.

330. Mothman!

331. Kel, we gotta...

332. Mothman, mothman!

333. What is it, patty?

334. Doh! He thinks i'm patty the power pixie!

335. Mothman, there's somebody i want you to meet. Come on.

336. Mothman, this is skunkator.

337. How are you?

338. Fine. Nice to meet you.

339. We've been arguing and arguing

340. About who'll win in a fight between you and skunkator.

341. That's silly.

342. Isn't it? Now, come on, uh, patty.

343. We gotta get back to the store.

344. Mothman would destroy skunkator.

345. Oh, really?

346. Well, i beg to differ.

347. Please. It wouldn't even be close.

348. Why don't you guys fight right here to see who'll win?

349. Do you really think that you can withstand my stinkray?

350. My cocoon protects me against anything.

351. Oh, yeah? Well, skunkator also has rabies torpedoes

352. And the ability to turn invisible.

353. And laser vision.

354. I don't have laser vision!

355. Skunkator is just a smelly, mangy rodent

356. Who lives in a hole in the woods.

357. Well, you're just a nasty little insect.

358. Anybody can kill you with a rolled-up newspaper.

359. Maybe you'd like to try.

360. You're breathing on my fur.

361. This is the greatest day of my entire life!

362. Hey, sharlya, i'm ba...

363. What happened?

364. Well, obviously the register broke,

365. The ice machine overflowed,

366. And the hot dogs caught on fire.

367. Duh!

368. Kenan, where have you been?

369. How could you leave me alone like this?

370. Well, i—i'm sorry.

371. Oh, man! The switch is up here.

372. Well, thank goodness skunkator was here to save the day.

373. And patty the power pixie!

374. Will you stop it with the pixie dust?

375. How're we gonna get rid of all this ice?

376. Why don't you melt it with your laser vision?

377. Skunkator does not have laser vision!

378. Touchy subject.

379. Oh, what happened to the hot dogs?

380. They caught on fire.

381. You're supposed to turn them down

382. After they've been in there a while.

383. You never told me that! You never told me anything!

384. You were too busy running around town dressed like a skunk!

385. I said i was sorry!

386. K—kenan! Here comes chris!

387. Wait a minute, now! Wait...

388. I got to do something...

389. Get in the back!

390. Aaaggggghhhh! Don't leave me here by myself!

391. What am i supposed to do?

392. What the...?

393. Uh... Hi, chris.

394. What on earth happened here?

395. Well, uh, things got messed up.

396. I see that. Sharlya, i want an explanation, and i want it now!

397. Where is kenan?

398. Uh, well, well...

399. Here i am!

400. Kenan, how could you be lollygagging back there

401. While my store is falling apart?

402. Lollygagging.

403. How could you let this happen?

404. I'm sorry, chris, man.

405. This is all my fault. I feel terrible.

406. Kenan, i am very disappointed in you.

407. Well, actually, chris,

408. This isn't all kenan's fault.

409. It isn't?

410. Well, see, i asked him

411. To go to the bank to get some change for the register,

412. And this all happened while he was gone.

413. Yeah. I went to the bank,

414. But the line was so long that i just... Came back?

415. Yeah.

416. I see. Well, clean this all up, o.K.?

417. Kenan, i got you that comic book you wanted.

418. I thought it might cheer you up.

419. Oh, chris, i'm so surprised!

420. Hey, what about the picture?

421. Oh, yeah, i almost forgot the picture.

422. I had this picture— how did you know about the picture?

423. What picture?

424. Kenan, what is with those shoes?

425. Oh! Um...

426. These are my bedroom boots.

427. Yeah, my bedroom boots.

428. I must have left them on this morning, that's all.

429. They look very comfy. I'll have to buy some for mother.

430. Oh, speaking of mother...

431. I better be going!

432. Phew!

433. Wow, sharlya, you covered for me. Why?

434. Well, i figured that since we're coworkers, you know,

435. We need to look out for each other. I agree.

436. And i also figure that you can

437. Work my saturdays for the next month.

438. I agree.

439. Let me see that skunkator #6.

440. Hey, man, give me that, mister!

441. This is skunkator #6, man. Mint condition.

442. You! There you are!

443. Wow! All right.

444. Whoo!

445. Kel, why are you still dressed like patty the power pixie?

446. That's because patty's for real!

447. I figure if i dress like patty,

448. I get all of her cool super powers.

449. For instance, if i sprinkle my pixie dust on you,

450. You'll do whatever i want you to do.

451. Ta ta ta!

452. Wow. Maybe you can use those powers to get me another skunkator #6,

453. Because, you know, mothman ripped mine in half.

454. oh!

455. Yup. But... In fact, i have just the plan.

456. Oh, no, no.

457. No, kenan. I don't like your plans.

458. I command you to stop. Stop, kenan.

459. Waaaaa!

460. You know what? I think your little pixie dust must be broken,

461. 'cause it's not working!

462. Ha ha ha! Oh, kel, grab some porridge,

463. A surf board, and some bug spray,

464. And meet me at the secret hideaway.

465. Whoo!

466. But—but kenan?

467. I don't know where the secret hideaway is!

468. It's a secret.

469. Kenan, kenan!

470. I don't like porridge.

471. Kenan. Kenan!

472. Aw, here it goes!

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