1. Oh, here it goes.Copy !req
2. Captioning made possible
by nickelodeonCopy !req
3. And the u.S. Department
of educationCopy !req
4. Thank you,
thank you very much.Copy !req
5. Um, kel?
These people justCopy !req
6. Gave us a nice round
of applause, man.Copy !req
7. Aren't you gonna
say thank you?Copy !req
8. Anyway, ladies
and gentlemen, kel!Copy !req
9. Give it up
for him one time!Copy !req
10. Thank you.Copy !req
11. Um... Kel? Are you aware
that you're talkingCopy !req
12. Like a comic book
character?Copy !req
13. Whoo! Well, i love
comic books too.Copy !req
14. As a matter of fact,
comic books areCopy !req
15. A very big part
of tonight's episode.Copy !req
16. And since it's such
an action-packed show,Copy !req
17. Why don't we get it
started right away?Copy !req
18. That's what i say.
Right away.Copy !req
19. Yeah, i'm afraid so,
sparkie.Copy !req
20. Come along, now,
children.Copy !req
21. Ah, i like to walk
off the stage.Copy !req
22. Finally!Copy !req
23. I'm sorry
about the wait, sir.Copy !req
24. It's just that
i'm the only one
in here and...Copy !req
25. I don't wanna hear
your life story.Copy !req
26. Just give me one
of those hot dogs.Copy !req
27. Yes, sir.Copy !req
28. Here you go.
That'll be $1.50.Copy !req
29. Rigby's.Copy !req
30. Hey, this hot dog
is burned!Copy !req
31. Uh-huh. Right.
Yeah. Uh-huh.Copy !req
32. Excuse me! I wanted
a hot dog that was
tender and juicy.Copy !req
33. Could you hang on
a second please?Copy !req
34. Don't be alarmed,
everybody.Copy !req
35. That's just
the brand-new
ice machine.Copy !req
36. I can't eat
this hot dog!Copy !req
37. Sure, you can!
Aw! Aw! Eat it!
You like that, huh?Copy !req
38. Young man?Copy !req
39. What are these?Copy !req
40. Those are washington
red delicious apples,Copy !req
41. You know,
like the sign says.Copy !req
42. I see. So these are apples?Copy !req
43. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
44. I see. Where are they grown?Copy !req
45. Well, they're called
washington red
delicious apples,Copy !req
46. So i'm guessing they
come from washington.Copy !req
47. I see. Are they delicious?Copy !req
48. Again, they're called
washington red
delicious apples,Copy !req
49. So i guess they're
pretty gosh-darn tasty.Copy !req
50. Can you hurry, please?Copy !req
51. Young man,
are these apples red?Copy !req
52. Lookie here.Copy !req
53. These are washington...
Red... Delicious...
Apples.Copy !req
54. They're apples.
They come from
washington.Copy !req
55. They're delicious,
and they're red!Copy !req
56. I see.Copy !req
57. Now, i got people
waiting over there.Copy !req
58. You wanna buy
an apple or not?Copy !req
59. No, thank you.Copy !req
60. Whoo!Copy !req
61. Hey, kenan! Guess what?Copy !req
62. I can't talk now, kel.Copy !req
63. Sure, you can.Copy !req
64. I just heard words
come out of your mouth.Copy !req
65. Just hang on a second,
genius.Copy !req
66. Hey, guys,
what's the dealie-o?Copy !req
67. You gotta do something
about that ice machine.Copy !req
68. It sounds like it's
about to explode.Copy !req
69. If it gives you any trouble,
the "off" switch is on top.Copy !req
70. Hey, chris,
did you know
"chris potter"
backwardsCopy !req
71. Is "sirch rettop"?Copy !req
72. Yes.Copy !req
73. Hey, kenan,
guess what?Copy !req
74. What?Copy !req
75. The big comic book
convention is
this saturday.Copy !req
76. Really?
Uh-huh.Copy !req
77. Did you say saturday?Copy !req
78. Yeah, yeah. I think so.
Let me check,Copy !req
79. Hey, kenan. The big
comic book convention...
Saturday... Yup.Copy !req
80. Yup, that's what i said.Copy !req
81. Oh, man! I have to work
this saturday.Copy !req
82. Before i forget...Copy !req
83. You might think
about turning downCopy !req
84. The hot dog cooker to "warm"Copy !req
85. After they've been
in there a few minutes.Copy !req
86. By the way. You've been
so overworked lately,
i was thinkingCopy !req
87. Of hiring another employee
to help around the store.Copy !req
88. That way you won't have
to work every saturday.Copy !req
89. Boy, this is gonna be
the best comic book
convention ever!Copy !req
90. Ooh, kenan, check it out!Copy !req
91. Patty the power pixie
is gonna be thereCopy !req
92. With mothman
signing autographs.Copy !req
93. Man, i love moth man!Copy !req
94. I don't believe it.Copy !req
95. No, i really love
mothman.Copy !req
96. Not that, man. This!Copy !req
97. Somebody's gonna be selling
skunkator #6!Copy !req
98. That's all i need
to complete my collection!Copy !req
99. Skunkator's
not that great.Copy !req
100. I bet mothman
could beat himCopy !req
101. With one wing tied
behind his back.Copy !req
102. Are we forgetting about
skunkator's stink ring?Copy !req
103. Not even mothman can
withstand the stink.Copy !req
104. But, see, mothman
would just turn
into a cocoon,Copy !req
105. And nothing can get
to him.Copy !req
106. Mothman can also
fly under waterCopy !req
107. And kick skunkator's butt!Copy !req
108. Roger!Copy !req
109. But it's true.Copy !req
110. You're forgetting that skunkator
has a razor-sharp tail.Copy !req
111. Bam, bam!Copy !req
112. I'm not forgetting
anything.Copy !req
113. Skunkator's a wuss.Copy !req
114. Please! I could beat up
mothman.Copy !req
115. Look, look, look, look!Copy !req
116. Everybody knows
that mothmanCopy !req
117. Is the super-ist...Copy !req
118. Hero in the galaxy.Copy !req
119. I agree with kel.Copy !req
120. I can't believe
i said that.Copy !req
121. Mm-hmm. Come on, moth lover.Copy !req
122. Man, i can't wait to get
to that convention tomorrow.Copy !req
123. It's a good thing chris is
hiring that new employee.Copy !req
124. And, you know, tomorrow
i'm gonna make sure that
he hires the best personCopy !req
125. From which i'm sure will be
a very, very talented group.Copy !req
126. So, ned, is it?Copy !req
127. You were supposed
to fill out
the applicationCopy !req
128. Before you came
in here.Copy !req
129. Are you telling me
what to do?Copy !req
130. T—t—telling? I—i
wouldn't say telling.Copy !req
131. Suggesting might be...Copy !req
132. 'cause i don't like people
telling me what to do.Copy !req
133. Um... N—n—ned?Copy !req
134. Did you ever think that
part of having a jobCopy !req
135. Was people telling you
what to do?Copy !req
136. Nobody tells me
what to do!Copy !req
137. Not bad! I like him.Copy !req
138. Are you daffy?Copy !req
139. Don't worry. We're seeing a lot
of people today.Copy !req
140. They can only get better.Copy !req
141. so why do you think
you'd be a good employee
here at rigby's?Copy !req
142. When was the last time
you took a bath, man?Copy !req
143. 7 years ago.
But i don't see what that
has to do with this job.Copy !req
144. And i'm great
with customers!Copy !req
145. That's why i was voted
supermarket employee
of the month.Copy !req
146. Well, that's very
impressive.Copy !req
147. But, uh...Copy !req
148. You're naked, man.Copy !req
149. Yeah.Copy !req
150. Do you like orange soda?Copy !req
151. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
152. Boy! I haven't seen anyone
i'd wanna hire.Copy !req
153. Boy, are you picky!Copy !req
154. Who's left, chris?Copy !req
155. Well, we have
one more applicant...Copy !req
156. A sharlya morrison.Copy !req
157. Sharlya?Copy !req
158. Hello.Copy !req
159. Hi. I'm chris.
This is kenan,Copy !req
160. And for some reason,
this is kel.Copy !req
161. Hi. How're you doing?Copy !req
162. Oh. Very impressive.
You've worked in stores before.Copy !req
163. Well, yeah.
At my last job,
i helped the manager
set up a computer systemCopy !req
164. So we could order supplies
over the internet.Copy !req
165. It was my idea
to put the candy
on the shelvesCopy !req
166. In alphabetical order.Copy !req
167. Tell her, chris,
tell her.Copy !req
168. It's true.Copy !req
169. What are your feelings
toward orange soda?Copy !req
170. You'll have to excuse
my friend here. He's insane.Copy !req
171. Great, sharlya.
When could you start?Copy !req
172. Really? Wow!Copy !req
173. How about saturday?Copy !req
174. Perfect! Saturday is
a great day to start!Copy !req
175. Saturday would
be fine, sharlya.Copy !req
176. We'll see you here
at 9:00 a.M.Copy !req
177. Thanks. See you then.Copy !req
178. Let me get this door
for you.Copy !req
179. Kenan, you be here
at 9:00 a.M. Too.Copy !req
180. What?Copy !req
181. You have to be hereCopy !req
182. At 9:00 a.M.
To train sharlya.Copy !req
183. Yeah, you can't just
leave her here alone
on the first day.Copy !req
184. What about the comic book
convention?Copy !req
185. I was gonna go buy
skunkator #6!Copy !req
186. it's the only one
i need!Copy !req
187. I'm sorry. I'd do it,Copy !req
188. But i have
to take motherCopy !req
189. To the petting aquarium
to pet the fish.Copy !req
190. I understand.Copy !req
191. Wait up, kenan.Copy !req
192. Aw, kenan, man.
Come on, man.Copy !req
193. It's not that bad.Copy !req
194. Hey, look, look, look.Copy !req
195. There'll be
another convention
in a year. Yeah!Copy !req
196. And a year is only 360 days,
which is only 8,760 hours,
which is...Copy !req
197. Kel! You're not
cheering me up.Copy !req
198. You know what?Copy !req
199. I'm going
to that convention.Copy !req
200. Yeah, man,
but what about
training sharlya?Copy !req
201. Well, i'll give her
a crash course first thing
in the morning. Yeah!Copy !req
202. Then i'll be out
of there in time to
go to the convention.Copy !req
203. She seems like
a smart girl.Copy !req
204. She'll be o.K. On her own.Copy !req
205. Yeah, then i'll be on my way
to complete my collectionCopy !req
206. Of the greatest
comic book super hero
of all—Copy !req
207. Skunkator!Copy !req
208. Mothman.
Skunkator!Copy !req
209. No, no, no. Look!
I don't wanna argue.Copy !req
210. All right? I'll talk
to you tomorrow.Copy !req
211. We don't have to argue
about this.Copy !req
212. All right. Apples,
batteries, paper towels,Copy !req
213. Cereals, scouring pads.
You name it, we got it.Copy !req
214. Do you have
picnic tables here?Copy !req
215. No.Copy !req
216. Well, you just said
you name it, we got it.Copy !req
217. Now, i named picnic tables,
and you don't got it.Copy !req
218. We've got a lot
to cover, all right?Copy !req
219. We don't have time
for your little witty
observations, o.K.?Copy !req
220. Now, over here's
where the action is,Copy !req
221. The very nerve center
of rigby's.Copy !req
222. Oh, the nerve center.
Well, it looked more
like a cash register
to me.Copy !req
223. oh!Copy !req
224. Again with the wit.Copy !req
225. Look, it's got numbers
on it and money inside.Copy !req
226. Oh! A nerve center.
Ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
227. O.K., you two, i'm off.Copy !req
228. Kenan, you'll show
sharlya the ropes, o.K.?Copy !req
229. O.K.Copy !req
230. Hey, i'm sorry you have
to missCopy !req
231. That fantastic
comic book convention.Copy !req
232. Oh, that's o.K.Copy !req
233. Boy, i feel terrible
about this.Copy !req
234. Before i pick up mother,
i'm gonna stop by
that conventionCopy !req
235. And buy kenan that
skunkator comic book.
That should cheer him up.Copy !req
236. That's really nice
of you, mr. Potter.Copy !req
237. Oh, please call me chris.Copy !req
238. Oh, i call him
sirch rettop.Copy !req
239. Kel, you make
my head hurt.Copy !req
240. Really? This is what
makes my head hurt.Copy !req
241. Is chris gone?Copy !req
242. Uh-huh. My head hurts.Copy !req
243. You know what, sharlya?Copy !req
244. I almost forgot.
Gosh darn it.Copy !req
245. I gotta take care
of some... Thing.Copy !req
246. Yeah. I'll just be
a second.Copy !req
247. O.K., but aren't you
gonna show me how
to work...Copy !req
248. Hey, i'm gonna show you
it all.Copy !req
249. Just hang on a second.
Be back. Peace.Copy !req
250. Oh! Oh, check it out, kel!Copy !req
251. It's tooth man!Copy !req
252. And there's the human puddle.Copy !req
253. Kenan, look! Look!Copy !req
254. It's a man selling
orange soda!Copy !req
255. Come get your orange soda
right here.Copy !req
256. Who loves orange soda?Copy !req
257. Is it true?Copy !req
258. Mm-hmm. I do,
i do, i do... Ooooooo!Copy !req
259. Come on, kel. We gotta get
the skunkator #6.Copy !req
260. Excuse me.
I seem to be lost.Copy !req
261. Did you hear that?Copy !req
262. Yeah. Sounded
like chris.Copy !req
263. Could you tell me
where the snack bar is?Copy !req
264. How do you like that!
Chris wasn't spending
the day with his mama.Copy !req
265. He just wanted to come down
to the comic book convention.Copy !req
266. He deceived me.
Oh, the irony.Copy !req
267. Hey, we should go
say hi.Copy !req
268. Are you nuts?
If he spots us,
i'll get fired!Copy !req
269. All right. Come on, kel.Copy !req
270. We gotta find a way
to get skunkator #6Copy !req
271. And get back to the store
without chris seeing us.Copy !req
272. Yeah. Maybe we should
pick up something
for sharlya.Copy !req
273. Yeah. I almost forgot
about sharlya.Copy !req
274. Yeah.Copy !req
275. I'm sure she's doing fine.Copy !req
276. Hey, this hot dog's
a little overdone, isn't it?Copy !req
277. I'm sorry,
but the cooker
seems to be set
a little too hot.Copy !req
278. Why don't you
turn it down?Copy !req
279. I don't know how.Copy !req
280. And i don't know
how to openCopy !req
281. The stupid
cash register
either.Copy !req
282. Hey, i think
your ice machine's broken.Copy !req
283. you think?Copy !req
284. Come on, kel.Copy !req
285. How do i look?Copy !req
286. Ridiculous. Who are you
supposed to be?Copy !req
287. Patty the power pixie!Copy !req
288. Uh-huh. Well, come on, pixie.Copy !req
289. Let's just find my comic
and get outta here.Copy !req
290. Skunkator, skunkator!Copy !req
291. Oh. Well, hello there,
little boy.Copy !req
292. I'm skunkator.Copy !req
293. And i'm patty
the power pixie!Copy !req
294. Skunkator,
can you burn a hole
in patty the power pixie
with your laser vision?Copy !req
295. No, i'm sorry,
little boy.
I can't do that.Copy !req
296. I don't have
laser vision.Copy !req
297. Yes, you do.
No, i don't.Copy !req
298. You don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
299. In skunkator 14
you used your laser vision
to melt the evil eskimo.Copy !req
300. Listen here, idiot.
That wasn't skunkator,
all right?Copy !req
301. That was his sometimes-
sidekick beaverboy.Copy !req
302. It's beaverboy who has
the laser vision.Copy !req
303. Mothman has laser vision.Copy !req
304. Kel... Uh, patty,
would you forget it?Copy !req
305. You're not skunkator!
I hate you!Copy !req
306. ooh! You little...Copy !req
307. Demon!Copy !req
308. Come on, kel.Copy !req
309. Look, it's skunkator!Copy !req
310. You're my hero.Copy !req
311. Well, yes, i am skunkator.
It's nice to see you all.Copy !req
312. And i'm...
Patty the power pixie!Copy !req
313. Excuse me, sir.
I would like to get
skunkator #6, please.Copy !req
314. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
315. Skunkator!Copy !req
316. Oh, hello there, young man.Copy !req
317. Wow! I just bought
one of your comic books
for one of my employees.Copy !req
318. He needs it to complete
his collection.Copy !req
319. really?
I—i mean...Copy !req
320. word to your mama.Copy !req
321. He's your biggest fan,
no offense, patty.Copy !req
322. Actually, you're my favorite
super hero.Copy !req
323. Remember the time you tied up
the angry daffodilCopy !req
324. With your magic ribbon?Copy !req
325. well, he had it coming.Copy !req
326. Oh, excuse me. Would you take
a picture of me with these two?Copy !req
327. Excuse me.Copy !req
328. Thanks, you two.Copy !req
329. I'm gonna get this framed,Copy !req
330. And i'm gonna bring it to kenan
along with his new comic.Copy !req
331. Wow, man, this is great.
I mean, i got to come down
to the comic book convention,Copy !req
332. And chris bought me
that comic.Copy !req
333. I mean, this day
is turning out better
than i could have
ever planned.Copy !req
334. Kenan, where are you?Copy !req
335. Come on, kel. We gotta
get back to the store
before chris does.Copy !req
336. Mothman!Copy !req
337. Kel, we gotta...Copy !req
338. Mothman, mothman!Copy !req
339. What is it, patty?Copy !req
340. Doh! He thinks i'm patty
the power pixie!Copy !req
341. Mothman, there's somebody
i want you to meet.
Come on.Copy !req
342. Mothman, this is skunkator.Copy !req
343. How are you?Copy !req
344. Fine.
Nice to meet you.Copy !req
345. We've been arguing and arguingCopy !req
346. About who'll win in a fight
between you and skunkator.Copy !req
347. That's silly.Copy !req
348. Isn't it? Now,
come on, uh, patty.Copy !req
349. We gotta get back
to the store.Copy !req
350. Mothman would
destroy skunkator.Copy !req
351. Oh, really?Copy !req
352. Well, i beg to differ.Copy !req
353. Please. It wouldn't
even be close.Copy !req
354. Why don't you guys
fight right here
to see who'll win?Copy !req
355. Do you really
think that you can
withstand my stinkray?Copy !req
356. My cocoon protects me
against anything.Copy !req
357. Plus i can fly,
and i can shoot
photon rockets out
of my antennae.Copy !req
358. Oh, yeah? Well, skunkator
also has rabies torpedoesCopy !req
359. And the ability
to turn invisible.Copy !req
360. And laser vision.Copy !req
361. I don't have
laser vision!Copy !req
362. Skunkator is just
a smelly, mangy rodentCopy !req
363. Who lives in a hole
in the woods.Copy !req
364. Well, you're just
a nasty little insect.Copy !req
365. Anybody can kill you
with a rolled-up
newspaper.Copy !req
366. Maybe you'd like to try.Copy !req
367. You're breathing on my fur.Copy !req
368. This is the greatest day
of my entire life!Copy !req
369. Hey, sharlya, i'm ba...Copy !req
370. What happened?Copy !req
371. Well, obviously
the register broke,Copy !req
372. The ice machine
overflowed,Copy !req
373. And the hot dogs
caught on fire.Copy !req
374. Duh!Copy !req
375. Kenan,
where have you been?Copy !req
376. How could you leave me
alone like this?Copy !req
377. Well, i—i'm sorry.Copy !req
378. Oh, man! The switch
is up here.Copy !req
379. Well, thank goodness
skunkator was here
to save the day.Copy !req
380. And patty
the power pixie!Copy !req
381. Will you stop it
with the pixie dust?Copy !req
382. How're we gonna get rid
of all this ice?Copy !req
383. Why don't you melt it
with your laser vision?Copy !req
384. Skunkator does not have
laser vision!Copy !req
385. Touchy subject.Copy !req
386. Oh, what happened
to the hot dogs?Copy !req
387. They caught on fire.Copy !req
388. You're supposed
to turn them downCopy !req
389. After they've been
in there a while.Copy !req
390. You never told me that!
You never told me anything!Copy !req
391. You were too busy running
around town dressed
like a skunk!Copy !req
392. I said i was sorry!Copy !req
393. K—kenan!
Here comes chris!Copy !req
394. Wait a minute, now!
Wait...Copy !req
395. I got to do something...Copy !req
396. Get in the back!Copy !req
397. Aaaggggghhhh!
Don't leave me here
by myself!Copy !req
398. What am i supposed to do?Copy !req
399. What the...?Copy !req
400. Uh... Hi, chris.Copy !req
401. What on earth happened here?Copy !req
402. Well, uh, things got
messed up.Copy !req
403. I see that. Sharlya,
i want an explanation,
and i want it now!Copy !req
404. Where is kenan?Copy !req
405. Uh, well, well...Copy !req
406. Here i am!Copy !req
407. Kenan, how could you be
lollygagging back thereCopy !req
408. While my store
is falling apart?Copy !req
409. Lollygagging.Copy !req
410. How could you
let this happen?Copy !req
411. I'm sorry, chris, man.Copy !req
412. This is all my fault.
I feel terrible.Copy !req
413. Kenan, i am very
disappointed in you.Copy !req
414. Well, actually,
chris,Copy !req
415. This isn't all
kenan's fault.Copy !req
416. It isn't?Copy !req
417. Well, see, i asked himCopy !req
418. To go to the bank
to get some change
for the register,Copy !req
419. And this all happened
while he was gone.Copy !req
420. Yeah. I went to the bank,Copy !req
421. But the line was so long
that i just... Came back?Copy !req
422. Yeah.Copy !req
423. I see. Well, clean
this all up, o.K.?Copy !req
424. Kenan, i got you
that comic book you wanted.Copy !req
425. I thought it might
cheer you up.Copy !req
426. Oh, chris,
i'm so surprised!Copy !req
427. Hey, what about
the picture?Copy !req
428. Oh, yeah, i almost
forgot the picture.Copy !req
429. I had this picture—
how did you know
about the picture?Copy !req
430. What picture?Copy !req
431. Kenan, what is
with those shoes?Copy !req
432. Oh! Um...Copy !req
433. These are
my bedroom boots.Copy !req
434. Yeah, my bedroom boots.Copy !req
435. I must have left them on
this morning, that's all.Copy !req
436. They look very comfy.
I'll have to buy some
for mother.Copy !req
437. Oh, speaking
of mother...Copy !req
438. I better be going!Copy !req
439. Phew!Copy !req
440. Wow, sharlya,
you covered for me. Why?Copy !req
441. Well, i figured that
since we're coworkers,
you know,Copy !req
442. We need to look out
for each other.
I agree.Copy !req
443. And i also figure
that you canCopy !req
444. Work my saturdays
for the next month.Copy !req
445. I agree.Copy !req
446. Let me see
that skunkator #6.Copy !req
447. Hey, man, give me that,
mister!Copy !req
448. This is skunkator #6, man.
Mint condition.Copy !req
449. You! There you are!Copy !req
450. Wow! All right.Copy !req
451. Whoo!Copy !req
452. Kel, why are you still
dressed like patty
the power pixie?Copy !req
453. That's because patty's
for real!Copy !req
454. I figure if i dress
like patty,Copy !req
455. I get all of her cool
super powers.Copy !req
456. For instance, if i sprinkle
my pixie dust on you,Copy !req
457. You'll do whatever
i want you to do.Copy !req
458. Ta ta ta!Copy !req
459. Wow. Maybe you can use
those powers to get me
another skunkator #6,Copy !req
460. Because, you know,
mothman ripped mine
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461. oh!Copy !req
462. Yup. But... In fact,
i have just the plan.Copy !req
463. Oh, no, no.Copy !req
464. No, kenan. I don't
like your plans.Copy !req
465. I command you to stop.
Stop, kenan.Copy !req
466. Waaaaa!Copy !req
467. You know what? I think
your little pixie dust
must be broken,Copy !req
468. 'cause it's not working!Copy !req
469. Ha ha ha! Oh, kel,
grab some porridge,Copy !req
470. A surf board,
and some bug spray,Copy !req
471. And meet me at
the secret hideaway.Copy !req
472. Whoo!Copy !req
473. But—but kenan?Copy !req
474. I don't know where
the secret hideaway is!Copy !req
475. It's a secret.Copy !req
476. Kenan, kenan!Copy !req
477. I don't like porridge.Copy !req
478. Kenan. Kenan!Copy !req
479. Aw, here it goes!Copy !req
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