1. Oh, here it goes.Copy !req
2. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
and u.S. Department of educationCopy !req
3. Wow! Thank you
very much.Copy !req
4. Welcome to the show.Copy !req
5. If you're thinking
that my name is kenan,Copy !req
6. You'd be right!Copy !req
7. Hey, if you're
thinking my name is kel,Copy !req
8. You'd be right again.Copy !req
9. Wow! Now tonight's
show is so full
of comedy,Copy !req
10. You'll be falling
off the edge of
your seats.Copy !req
11. W-wait a minute.
Falling off the edge
of your seat?Copy !req
12. That sounds dangerous,
now!Copy !req
13. Maybe we need to cut
a little comedy out.Copy !req
14. Cut a little bit
of the comedy?Copy !req
15. Kel, this is
a comedy show.Copy !req
16. Without the comedy,
all we have is...Copy !req
17. Show.Copy !req
18. Well, why does it
have to be
a comedy show?Copy !req
19. What kinda show
you want it to be?Copy !req
20. How 'bout...
A fashion show?Copy !req
21. Kel looks simply smashing
in this fetching ensembleCopy !req
22. From dacon herman's
fall collection.Copy !req
23. Wh-what the—Copy !req
24. What—with the
voice, man?Copy !req
25. What the—Copy !req
26. And look who's
ready for summer!Copy !req
27. Kel's all the rage
in this one-piece,
poly-acrylic sun suit.Copy !req
28. Hey, hey, hey!
That's enough, man!Copy !req
29. Stop the music
and the poly-acrylic
and the struttin'
and the voice!Copy !req
30. But i wasn't done yet!Copy !req
31. Hey, boy.Copy !req
32. Kenan, can i try on
some more outfits?Copy !req
33. There'll be plenty
of time for trying
on outfitsCopy !req
34. In tonight's
episode.Copy !req
35. Now come on...
Snazzy!Copy !req
36. Kenan, what clothes?Copy !req
37. Kenan, don'tcha like
my one-piece
poly-acrylic sunsuit?Copy !req
38. Kenan! Awwww, here it goes!Copy !req
39. Hello there,
mr. Candy!Copy !req
40. My name is kenan,
and i'm gonna eat ya.Copy !req
41. Heh heh heh heh!Copy !req
42. Oh—wait a minute,
you crafty little—Copy !req
43. Come back here—Copy !req
44. Oh!Copy !req
45. Kenan...Copy !req
46. Kenan?Copy !req
47. Hey!
Aah!Copy !req
48. Hey,
how's it goin'?Copy !req
49. Kenan, what were
you doing down
there?Copy !req
50. Um, uh—cleaning.
Y-yeah.Copy !req
51. But enough of
the small talk.
It's pay day!Copy !req
52. Come on, gimme.Copy !req
53. Gimme, gimme,
come on, please,
gimme!Copy !req
54. Here ya go.Copy !req
55. Thank you, thank you.
Ooh. Ah. Sweet, sweet money.Copy !req
56. Keep me cool!Copy !req
57. Oh, wait a minute.
I almost forgot.
You came in late
last tuesday.Copy !req
58. But that wasn't
my fault—Copy !req
59. Oh, and you broke
those jars of
pickles.Copy !req
60. What jars of
pickles, man?Copy !req
61. How can we forget
the whole lawnmower
incident?Copy !req
62. Hey! That policeman
agreed that it was
that old lady's fault.Copy !req
63. Oh, sorry.
Well, enjoy the rest
of your earnings.Copy !req
64. Gee, thanks.Copy !req
65. Pff.Copy !req
66. Th—ha ha!Copy !req
67. I still have
enough money to buy
my video game.Copy !req
68. Hey, kenan,
what's happening?Copy !req
69. Hey, kel.
Guess who's got
enough money to buyCopy !req
70. Bone shredder
2000?Copy !req
71. Michael jordan?Copy !req
72. No, man.Copy !req
73. Hey, michael jordan
has a lot of money.Copy !req
74. I'm sure he could buy
a video game or two,
all right?Copy !req
75. I was talking about me.Copy !req
76. Hey, boys.
Hi, kenan, kel.Copy !req
77. Hey, parents.
Whatcha all
doing here?Copy !req
78. Oh, we just had
to pick up a few
things for the party
this afternoon.Copy !req
79. Cheryl's throwin'
a baby shower.Copy !req
80. Baby shower?Copy !req
81. You're cleanin'
a baby?Copy !req
82. No, kel.Copy !req
83. The baby isn't born yet.Copy !req
84. My friend hannah
is having a baby.Copy !req
85. I'm throwing
a party for her,Copy !req
86. And they just
call it a shower.Copy !req
87. There will be
22 noisy womenCopy !req
88. At our house
all day.Copy !req
89. Hah!Copy !req
90. It takes 22 womenCopy !req
91. All day to shower
one baby?Copy !req
92. That must be
one filthy baby.Copy !req
93. Kel, did you hear
anything they just
said?Copy !req
94. Nope. Hey, can i
go to the party?
I wanna go.Copy !req
95. Baby showers
are just for women.Copy !req
96. Oh, that's fair.Copy !req
97. Besides,
you and i gonna be
at the mall buyin'
bone shredder 2000.Copy !req
98. W-wait! Who's
gonna ring us up?Copy !req
99. Oh. Hey, chris.
You got some
customers.Copy !req
100. All right.
Y'all have fun
at the baby party.
Shower!Copy !req
101. Don't forget the soap!Copy !req
102. The soap?Copy !req
103. For the shower!Copy !req
104. We don't need—Copy !req
105. Oowww!Copy !req
106. Have a good time
at the party.Copy !req
107. Whoa!Copy !req
108. Oh, man,
look at that shirt!Copy !req
109. Come on, man,
this isn't the video
game store.Copy !req
110. I gotta see it!
I gotta see it!Copy !req
111. Nice shirt, kel.
Let's go.Copy !req
112. I have to—
hey, man!Copy !req
113. Put your shirt
back on, man,Copy !req
114. And stop wrestling
the dummy, man!Copy !req
115. We came here
to buy bone shredder
2000, not to get
all nekked.Copy !req
116. I just wanna try it on.Copy !req
117. See if i can get this...Copy !req
118. Oh! Wh-i can't get it off!Copy !req
119. I can't—i can't breathe!Copy !req
120. Hey, man!Copy !req
121. Hold on! I gotcha!Copy !req
122. Aah!Copy !req
123. Kel, i'm with ya!Copy !req
124. I'm with ya, kel!
Hold yourself!
Hold yourself!Copy !req
125. That's it.Copy !req
126. I'm goin' down!Copy !req
127. Stay still!Copy !req
128. Ok...Copy !req
129. Now let's go!Copy !req
130. Wait, wait, wait.
There gotta be
a larger size
around here somewhere.Copy !req
131. Hey, let's have
a look around.Copy !req
132. Fine. Let's have
a look around.Copy !req
133. Now let's go.Copy !req
134. Well—oh!Copy !req
135. Excuse me!Copy !req
136. No, no, no,
excuse me.Copy !req
137. Um... Can i help
you guys find
anything?Copy !req
138. No, we were just
leavin'.Copy !req
139. Now, now, now, kel.Copy !req
140. Let's not be rude.Copy !req
141. Maybe, uh, "pudy"
can help you find
that shirt you like.Copy !req
142. It's rudy.Copy !req
143. What's rudy?Copy !req
144. My name.
I messed up my name
on my name tag,Copy !req
145. And they wouldn't
let me do it over.Copy !req
146. And they made ya
change your name
to pudy?Copy !req
147. Just on my nametag.Copy !req
148. Aw, man! The nerve
of those jerks!
That makes me angry.
That makes me—Copy !req
149. Ow!Copy !req
150. So, were you looking
for something
in particular?Copy !req
151. Oh ho, well, I...Copy !req
152. Think i found what
i'm looking for.Copy !req
153. Oh, stop it, really.Copy !req
154. What'd you find?Copy !req
155. Well, you know...Copy !req
156. What i'm lookin' for.Copy !req
157. What'd you find?Copy !req
158. Never mind!Copy !req
159. Well, would you like
to see some of our
new gear?Copy !req
160. Gear? Well,
i would love to!
Nothin' like gear.Copy !req
161. What about
the video game
store?Copy !req
162. It can wait.
Rudy... Show me
your gear.Copy !req
163. I know just
the thing for you.Copy !req
164. All right!Copy !req
165. Oh, these would
look great on you!Copy !req
166. Uh—uh-oh!Copy !req
167. Y-yeah, look at that...Copy !req
168. They just came in
from taiwan.Copy !req
169. They're made
out of rice paper
and bean stalks.Copy !req
170. Rice and beans!
Ha.Copy !req
171. Sounds delicious.
Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
172. Ha ha!Copy !req
173. Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
174. Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
175. I don't get it.Copy !req
176. Would you like
to try these on?Copy !req
177. Uh, y-yes,
i would love to?Copy !req
178. Oh! I think it
would look great
with this shirt!Copy !req
179. Oh, yeah, look at that.Copy !req
180. Come on,
let me show you to
the dressing room!Copy !req
181. Hey, kenan.Copy !req
182. What?Copy !req
183. That rudy was
kinda cute, huh?Copy !req
184. Oh, yeah.
She's fine!Copy !req
185. I think she
likes me, too.
You saw her
checking me out.Copy !req
186. Yeah, ha ha!
You should ask her out.Copy !req
187. Naw, man, she
probably ask me out
first.Copy !req
188. Yeah, she did look
pretty desperate.Copy !req
189. Yeah. But i tell you
one thing...Copy !req
190. If i do go out
with her, man,Copy !req
191. I am not wearin'
these stupid,
ugly rice pants!Copy !req
192. You know,
for somebody
that works in
a clothing store,Copy !req
193. She sure has bad
taste in clothing!Copy !req
194. Yeah.Copy !req
195. She got bad taste
in perfume, too.Copy !req
196. She smell like
a sweaty water buffalo.Copy !req
197. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
198. Excuse me.Copy !req
199. Could you let me in
one of the dressing rooms?Copy !req
200. Sure.
my pleasure.Copy !req
201. Um... Rudy?Copy !req
202. Yes?Copy !req
203. You been out there
this whole time,
haven't you?Copy !req
204. Yep-uh!Copy !req
205. You pretty much
heard everything
we said, didn't ya?Copy !req
206. Uh-huh!
Oh!Copy !req
207. Hey, kenan, if you do
go out with pudy,Copy !req
208. Make sure she does
something about her hair.Copy !req
209. Kel! Shh!Copy !req
210. That look like
she got a dead plant
on her head!Copy !req
211. If you guys need
any help picking out
any stupid, ugly clothes,Copy !req
212. I'll be in the store
watering my plant head!Copy !req
213. Okay, thanks!Copy !req
214. Oh, no, no,
wait now, rudy!Copy !req
215. Rudy, hold on now!Copy !req
216. We was just kiddin'!
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
217. No, no, you don't
smell like a sweaty
water buffalo!Copy !req
218. We was talkin' about
a whole different
rudy entirely!Copy !req
219. Hey, kenan,
did ya hear that?Copy !req
220. It sounded like
somebody ripped
their rice pants
and fell on the floor.Copy !req
221. Yeah, kel,
that's exactly what
it sounded like.Copy !req
222. who is it?Copy !req
223. Me!Copy !req
224. Me who?Copy !req
225. Me! Open the door
or i'm gonna hurt you!Copy !req
226. Ooh, that's
a long name!Copy !req
227. Open the door!Copy !req
228. Hi, kenan.
Why'd you—Copy !req
229. Kel, you gotta
do me a favor,
man.Copy !req
230. Go out in the store
and get me another
pair of rice pants
just like these.Copy !req
231. All right,
but it's gonna be
pretty hardCopy !req
232. Trying to find
a pair of rice pants
with a big hole in 'em.Copy !req
233. Forget about the hole.
Just get me a new
pair of pants!Copy !req
234. I can't let rudy
see what i did.Copy !req
235. What are you wearin'?Copy !req
236. Hey, you like that,
there? Hey!Copy !req
237. Dyno-mite!Copy !req
238. No, but never mind
that, man.Copy !req
239. Just get the pants.Copy !req
240. All right.
I'm right on it.Copy !req
241. Hey, i'll be
in my dressing room.Copy !req
242. Oh, right.Copy !req
243. Oh, man, it's locked!Copy !req
244. eeh!Copy !req
245. Hey,
i'm in here!Copy !req
246. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
247. Psst, kel!Copy !req
248. Psst, kel, over here!Copy !req
249. What?Copy !req
250. Whatcha doin'?
You called me.Copy !req
251. What's wrong?
What's wrong?Copy !req
252. Kel!Copy !req
253. Kel, psst!Copy !req
254. What?Copy !req
255. Aw, kel, over here.Copy !req
256. Huh?Copy !req
257. Behind ya!Copy !req
258. Hold on
for a second, kenan.Copy !req
259. How are you talkin'
with no head?Copy !req
260. Hey, kenan,
how you doin', man?Copy !req
261. You were supposed
to be gettin' me
new clothes, remember?Copy !req
262. Oh, yeah.
They didn't have
any more in your size.Copy !req
263. Well, don't you think
you shoulda come
and told me?Copy !req
264. Well, i was gonna,
but you were here,
and if i woulda went there,
i wouldn't be here.Copy !req
265. What?Copy !req
266. If i was there,
you was here, then
we—ah, never mind.
You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
267. Understand this.
I got locked outta
the dressing rooms.Copy !req
268. Ah ah ah ha ha ha!Copy !req
269. I'm sorry.Copy !req
270. Look, go find rudy
and have her unlock
my dressin' room.Copy !req
271. Rudy?Copy !req
272. Pudy!Copy !req
273. Pudy. Oh, pudy!Copy !req
274. Ooh! Ha ha!Copy !req
275. That tickles now!
Watch yourself!Copy !req
276. Watch—arr!Copy !req
277. Aah!Copy !req
278. The pants... Bit me.Copy !req
279. Hello!Copy !req
280. Ok, this one's empty.Copy !req
281. Would you look at this?Copy !req
282. I'll never understand
why people just can't
take their clothesCopy !req
283. And put it back
on the rack!Copy !req
284. As if it's my job
to sit up hereCopy !req
285. And have to clean up
after them!Copy !req
286. Uh... Thank you.Copy !req
287. Well, people think
this is an easy job.Copy !req
288. It is not an easy job.Copy !req
289. Yes, thank you!
Well, it isn't!Copy !req
290. Well, guess i'll
have to put these
back on the rack.Copy !req
291. Pudy. Pudy!Copy !req
292. Hey! Nice blazer!Copy !req
293. Whoo! You do it, girl.
Go ahead, do a turn!Copy !req
294. I'm pretty,
i'm pretty,
i'm pretty,
i'm pretty!Copy !req
295. Kenan.Copy !req
296. Your dressing
room's open.Copy !req
297. Great.Copy !req
298. Wh-what the—Copy !req
299. Where are my clothes?Copy !req
300. Where are my clothes?Copy !req
301. Aah!Copy !req
302. Oh! Um...Copy !req
303. Wait a sec.
Hold it.Copy !req
304. I can explain.Copy !req
305. Ooooohhhhh!Copy !req
306. And when i came
back in here,Copy !req
307. He was trying on
my dress!Copy !req
308. Are you in there?Copy !req
309. Hello!Copy !req
310. Well, i swear
he was in here
just a moment ago.Copy !req
311. Sure he was.Copy !req
312. I know what i saw!Copy !req
313. Hey, hey, pudy,
can you open up
my dressing room?Copy !req
314. Rudy!Copy !req
315. No, my name
is kel. Ha.Copy !req
316. Thank you.Copy !req
317. Aw, you're so sweet.
Look at you!Copy !req
318. All right.Copy !req
319. Hold on!Copy !req
320. I'm dressing!Copy !req
321. Come on!Copy !req
322. Open the door!Copy !req
323. Wait a minute.Copy !req
324. Oh, hey, kenan.Copy !req
325. What's happenin'?Copy !req
326. My clothes
are gone, man.
Somebody took 'em out
of the dressing room!Copy !req
327. I bet you it was
that rudy girl!
My wallet was in there.Copy !req
328. You want me
to go get 'em?Copy !req
329. No. Let's just
sit here and wait
for my clothes to
magically reappear.Copy !req
330. Kenan, that'll
never happen.Copy !req
331. I mean, we don't
have a magic wand
or anything, and—Copy !req
332. Please go find
my clothes!Copy !req
333. See? Now that's
a better idea,
don'tcha think?Copy !req
334. All right.Copy !req
335. Huh?
Uh, kel?Copy !req
336. Oh!Copy !req
337. Ooh, everybody
just saw me!
You think
anybody saw me?Copy !req
338. I can't take it.
I just can't take it.Copy !req
339. Hey, kenan, i found
your clothe—ooh!Copy !req
340. I found
your clothes.Copy !req
341. All right, good.
Where are they?Copy !req
342. They're hangin' up.Copy !req
343. Why didn't you
bring—go get 'em!Copy !req
344. All right!Copy !req
345. Excuse me
do you know where
the dressing rooms are?Copy !req
346. Yes.Copy !req
347. Well...
Where are they?Copy !req
348. Oh, right back there.
Sorry. No problem, man.
Take care.Copy !req
349. Aw, that's great.
Help people out and stuff.Copy !req
350. Hey! Lookin' snappy, man!Copy !req
351. You really think so?Copy !req
352. Oh, yeah, man.Copy !req
353. I couldn't picture
those clothes
on anybody else.Copy !req
354. Thanks.
Man, look at that.Copy !req
355. You know,
i think i'll take 'em.Copy !req
356. Really?
Go ahead, man!
Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
357. Whoo, man!Copy !req
358. Hey, what's happening?Copy !req
359. I don't see
the clothes!Copy !req
360. Hands are empty!
Where are my clothes?Copy !req
361. They're gone!Copy !req
362. What do you mean,
gone?Copy !req
363. Gone! You know,
it's an adjective.Copy !req
364. It means lost,
carried away,
no longer there...Copy !req
365. Derived from
the latin term—Copy !req
366. I know what gone
means!Copy !req
367. Where are my
clothes?Copy !req
368. Goooooooonnne...Copy !req
369. Nuh!Copy !req
370. Come on!
We gotta find
my clothes.Copy !req
371. I'm just gonna
wear 'em out, ok?Copy !req
372. all right!Copy !req
373. They were hangin'
over there on that wall.Copy !req
374. Where could they be?Copy !req
375. The guy!
The guy's got on my clothes.
He bought my clothes!Copy !req
376. I thought they
looked good on him.Copy !req
377. But they're my clothes!Copy !req
378. Hey, he's leavin'
with my clothes!Copy !req
379. I'll get 'em!Copy !req
380. Hey!Copy !req
381. Uuuuooohhh!Copy !req
382. Uh...
K-kel. Kel?Copy !req
383. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
384. You forgot
to wear pants!Copy !req
385. Ha, yeah.
Forgot to wear pants.Copy !req
386. All right,
run along now, kiddies.Copy !req
387. What a dummy!Copy !req
388. There!Copy !req
389. There, that's the boy!Copy !req
390. That boy was
trying on my dress!Copy !req
391. Huh? Uh—no, no,
wait, wait!Copy !req
392. I—i can explain,
now.Copy !req
393. See, what happened
was i accidentally
ripped the rice pants,Copy !req
394. And my friend kel
was supposed to—
i don't like dresses.Copy !req
395. Get him!Copy !req
396. Oh, i'm nekked!Copy !req
397. Oh, man!Copy !req
398. Ooh, a hat!Copy !req
399. Oh!Copy !req
400. Whoo! Oh, man, i made it.Copy !req
401. Ha ha ha ha—Copy !req
402. Hey, kenan.
You're just in time
to shower the baby.Copy !req
403. Why?Copy !req
404. Whoo!Copy !req
405. Mmm!Copy !req
406. Did everybody
have fun tonight?Copy !req
407. Something different
about you.Copy !req
408. New haircut? No...Copy !req
409. New teeth? No...Copy !req
410. Oh, maybe it's
because i'm wearing
67 layers of clothing!Copy !req
411. Oh, yeah! That's it!Copy !req
412. Um—ahem—why?Copy !req
413. Oh, i'm trying
to make sureCopy !req
414. I don't end up
all nekked on television
like you did.Copy !req
415. Whoo, man, kenan,
that musta been
embarrassing!Copy !req
416. Why, yes, it was.
Let's not relive it.Copy !req
417. I mean, kenan,
think about it.Copy !req
418. There you were, on tv,Copy !req
419. All nekked in front of
millions of people!Copy !req
420. Enough! Hey, hey.
Speaking of bein'
nekked,Copy !req
421. Did you get my clothes
back from that guy
who bought 'em?Copy !req
422. Yeah, i got 'em.
So where are they?Copy !req
423. I'm still wearing 'em.
I think they're layer
number 36 or layer number 2.Copy !req
424. Well, that's great.
Hey, was my wallet
still in there?Copy !req
425. Yeah, i think
they're still
in the pants.Copy !req
426. Maybe i can get 'em.Copy !req
427. I'll get 'em.Copy !req
428. There you go.Copy !req
429. Ah, here it is.
Cool! My money's
still in here.Copy !req
430. Aw, great.
Now you can buy
your video game.Copy !req
431. Well, actually,
i have some new plans
for this money.Copy !req
432. Uh-oh. What are you
gonna buy with the money?Copy !req
433. Well, you'll find out
soon enough!Copy !req
434. Kel,
grab a handkerchief,Copy !req
435. 12 pounds of ice,
and a knockwurst,Copy !req
436. And meet me
at the blood bank.Copy !req
437. Now, come on, blimpy!Copy !req
438. Ah... Oh... I can't get up.Copy !req
439. Kenan.Copy !req
440. Kenan?Copy !req
441. Awwww... Here it goes!Copy !req
442. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
and u.S. Department of educationCopy !req
443. Captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
444. Why?Copy !req