1. Oh, here it goes.Copy !req
2. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
and u.S. Department of educationCopy !req
3. Wow! Thank you
very much.Copy !req
4. Welcome to the show.Copy !req
5. If you're thinking
that my name is kenan,Copy !req
6. You'd be right!Copy !req
7. Hey, if you're
thinking my name is kel,Copy !req
8. You'd be right again.Copy !req
9. Wow! Now tonight's
show is so full
of comedy,Copy !req
10. You'll be falling
off the edge of
your seats.Copy !req
11. W-wait a minute.
Falling off the edge
of your seat?Copy !req
12. That sounds dangerous,
now!Copy !req
13. Maybe we need to cut
a little comedy out.Copy !req
14. Cut a little bit
of the comedy?Copy !req
15. Kel, this is
a comedy show.Copy !req
16. Without the comedy,
all we have is...Copy !req
17. Show.Copy !req
18. Well, why does it
have to be
a comedy show?Copy !req
19. What kinda show
you want it to be?Copy !req
20. How 'bout...
A fashion show?Copy !req
21. Kel looks simply smashing
in this fetching ensembleCopy !req
22. From dacon herman's
fall collection.Copy !req
23. Wh-what the—Copy !req
24. What—with the
voice, man?Copy !req
25. What the—Copy !req
26. And look who's
ready for summer!Copy !req
27. Kel's all the rage
in this one-piece,
poly-acrylic sun suit.Copy !req
28. Hey, hey, hey!
That's enough, man!Copy !req
29. But i wasn't done yet!Copy !req
30. Hey, boy.Copy !req
31. Kenan, can i try on
some more outfits?Copy !req
32. There'll be plenty
of time for trying
on outfitsCopy !req
33. In tonight's
episode.Copy !req
34. Now come on...
Snazzy!Copy !req
35. Kenan, what clothes?Copy !req
36. Kenan, don'tcha like
my one-piece
poly-acrylic sunsuit?Copy !req
37. Kenan! Awwww, here it goes!Copy !req
38. Hello there,
mr. Candy!Copy !req
39. My name is kenan,
and i'm gonna eat ya.Copy !req
40. Heh heh heh heh!Copy !req
41. Oh—wait a minute,
you crafty little—Copy !req
42. Come back here—Copy !req
43. Oh!Copy !req
44. Kenan...Copy !req
45. Kenan?Copy !req
46. Hey!
Aah!Copy !req
47. Hey,
how's it goin'?Copy !req
48. Kenan, what were
you doing down
there?Copy !req
49. Um, uh—cleaning.
Y-yeah.Copy !req
50. But enough of
the small talk.
It's pay day!Copy !req
51. Come on, gimme.Copy !req
52. Gimme, gimme,
come on, please,
gimme!Copy !req
53. Here ya go.Copy !req
54. Thank you, thank you.
Ooh. Ah. Sweet, sweet money.Copy !req
55. Keep me cool!Copy !req
56. But that wasn't
my fault—Copy !req
57. Oh, and you broke
those jars of
pickles.Copy !req
58. What jars of
pickles, man?Copy !req
59. How can we forget
the whole lawnmower
incident?Copy !req
60. Hey! That policeman
agreed that it was
that old lady's fault.Copy !req
61. Oh, sorry.
Well, enjoy the rest
of your earnings.Copy !req
62. Gee, thanks.Copy !req
63. Pff.Copy !req
64. Th—ha ha!Copy !req
65. I still have
enough money to buy
my video game.Copy !req
66. Hey, kenan,
what's happening?Copy !req
67. Hey, kel.
Guess who's got
enough money to buyCopy !req
68. Bone shredder
2000?Copy !req
69. Michael jordan?Copy !req
70. No, man.Copy !req
71. Hey, michael jordan
has a lot of money.Copy !req
72. I'm sure he could buy
a video game or two,
all right?Copy !req
73. I was talking about me.Copy !req
74. Hey, boys.
Hi, kenan, kel.Copy !req
75. Hey, parents.
Whatcha all
doing here?Copy !req
76. Cheryl's throwin'
a baby shower.Copy !req
77. Baby shower?Copy !req
78. You're cleanin'
a baby?Copy !req
79. No, kel.Copy !req
80. The baby isn't born yet.Copy !req
81. My friend hannah
is having a baby.Copy !req
82. I'm throwing
a party for her,Copy !req
83. And they just
call it a shower.Copy !req
84. There will be
22 noisy womenCopy !req
85. At our house
all day.Copy !req
86. Hah!Copy !req
87. It takes 22 womenCopy !req
88. All day to shower
one baby?Copy !req
89. That must be
one filthy baby.Copy !req
90. Kel, did you hear
anything they just
said?Copy !req
91. Nope. Hey, can i
go to the party?
I wanna go.Copy !req
92. Baby showers
are just for women.Copy !req
93. Oh, that's fair.Copy !req
94. W-wait! Who's
gonna ring us up?Copy !req
95. Oh. Hey, chris.
You got some
customers.Copy !req
96. Don't forget the soap!Copy !req
97. The soap?Copy !req
98. For the shower!Copy !req
99. We don't need—Copy !req
100. Oowww!Copy !req
101. Have a good time
at the party.Copy !req
102. Whoa!Copy !req
103. Oh, man,
look at that shirt!Copy !req
104. Come on, man,
this isn't the video
game store.Copy !req
105. I gotta see it!
I gotta see it!Copy !req
106. Nice shirt, kel.
Let's go.Copy !req
107. I have to—
hey, man!Copy !req
108. Put your shirt
back on, man,Copy !req
109. And stop wrestling
the dummy, man!Copy !req
110. I just wanna try it on.Copy !req
111. See if i can get this...Copy !req
112. Oh! Wh-i can't get it off!Copy !req
113. I can't—i can't breathe!Copy !req
114. Hey, man!Copy !req
115. Hold on! I gotcha!Copy !req
116. Aah!Copy !req
117. Kel, i'm with ya!Copy !req
118. I'm with ya, kel!
Hold yourself!
Hold yourself!Copy !req
119. That's it.Copy !req
120. I'm goin' down!Copy !req
121. Stay still!Copy !req
122. Ok...Copy !req
123. Now let's go!Copy !req
124. Hey, let's have
a look around.Copy !req
125. Fine. Let's have
a look around.Copy !req
126. Now let's go.Copy !req
127. Well—oh!Copy !req
128. Excuse me!Copy !req
129. No, no, no,
excuse me.Copy !req
130. Um... Can i help
you guys find
anything?Copy !req
131. No, we were just
leavin'.Copy !req
132. Now, now, now, kel.Copy !req
133. Let's not be rude.Copy !req
134. Maybe, uh, "pudy"
can help you find
that shirt you like.Copy !req
135. It's rudy.Copy !req
136. What's rudy?Copy !req
137. My name.
I messed up my name
on my name tag,Copy !req
138. And they wouldn't
let me do it over.Copy !req
139. And they made ya
change your name
to pudy?Copy !req
140. Just on my nametag.Copy !req
141. Ow!Copy !req
142. So, were you looking
for something
in particular?Copy !req
143. Oh ho, well, I...Copy !req
144. Think i found what
i'm looking for.Copy !req
145. Oh, stop it, really.Copy !req
146. What'd you find?Copy !req
147. Well, you know...Copy !req
148. What i'm lookin' for.Copy !req
149. What'd you find?Copy !req
150. Never mind!Copy !req
151. Well, would you like
to see some of our
new gear?Copy !req
152. Gear? Well,
i would love to!
Nothin' like gear.Copy !req
153. What about
the video game
store?Copy !req
154. It can wait.
Rudy... Show me
your gear.Copy !req
155. I know just
the thing for you.Copy !req
156. All right!Copy !req
157. Oh, these would
look great on you!Copy !req
158. Uh—uh-oh!Copy !req
159. Y-yeah, look at that...Copy !req
160. They just came in
from taiwan.Copy !req
161. They're made
out of rice paper
and bean stalks.Copy !req
162. Rice and beans!
Ha.Copy !req
163. Sounds delicious.
Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
164. Ha ha!Copy !req
165. Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
166. Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
167. I don't get it.Copy !req
168. Would you like
to try these on?Copy !req
169. Uh, y-yes,
i would love to?Copy !req
170. Oh! I think it
would look great
with this shirt!Copy !req
171. Oh, yeah, look at that.Copy !req
172. Come on,
let me show you to
the dressing room!Copy !req
173. Hey, kenan.Copy !req
174. What?Copy !req
175. That rudy was
kinda cute, huh?Copy !req
176. Oh, yeah.
She's fine!Copy !req
177. Yeah, ha ha!
You should ask her out.Copy !req
178. Naw, man, she
probably ask me out
first.Copy !req
179. Yeah, she did look
pretty desperate.Copy !req
180. Yeah. But i tell you
one thing...Copy !req
181. If i do go out
with her, man,Copy !req
182. I am not wearin'
these stupid,
ugly rice pants!Copy !req
183. She sure has bad
taste in clothing!Copy !req
184. Yeah.Copy !req
185. She got bad taste
in perfume, too.Copy !req
186. She smell like
a sweaty water buffalo.Copy !req
187. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
188. Excuse me.Copy !req
189. Could you let me in
one of the dressing rooms?Copy !req
190. Sure.
my pleasure.Copy !req
191. Um... Rudy?Copy !req
192. Yes?Copy !req
193. You been out there
this whole time,
haven't you?Copy !req
194. Yep-uh!Copy !req
195. You pretty much
heard everything
we said, didn't ya?Copy !req
196. Uh-huh!
Oh!Copy !req
197. Hey, kenan, if you do
go out with pudy,Copy !req
198. Make sure she does
something about her hair.Copy !req
199. Kel! Shh!Copy !req
200. That look like
she got a dead plant
on her head!Copy !req
201. If you guys need
any help picking out
any stupid, ugly clothes,Copy !req
202. I'll be in the store
watering my plant head!Copy !req
203. Okay, thanks!Copy !req
204. Oh, no, no,
wait now, rudy!Copy !req
205. Rudy, hold on now!Copy !req
206. We was just kiddin'!
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
207. No, no, you don't
smell like a sweaty
water buffalo!Copy !req
208. We was talkin' about
a whole different
rudy entirely!Copy !req
209. Hey, kenan,
did ya hear that?Copy !req
210. Yeah, kel,
that's exactly what
it sounded like.Copy !req
211. who is it?Copy !req
212. Me!Copy !req
213. Me who?Copy !req
214. Me! Open the door
or i'm gonna hurt you!Copy !req
215. Ooh, that's
a long name!Copy !req
216. Open the door!Copy !req
217. Hi, kenan.
Why'd you—Copy !req
218. Kel, you gotta
do me a favor,
man.Copy !req
219. All right,
but it's gonna be
pretty hardCopy !req
220. Trying to find
a pair of rice pants
with a big hole in 'em.Copy !req
221. Forget about the hole.
Just get me a new
pair of pants!Copy !req
222. I can't let rudy
see what i did.Copy !req
223. What are you wearin'?Copy !req
224. Hey, you like that,
there? Hey!Copy !req
225. Dyno-mite!Copy !req
226. No, but never mind
that, man.Copy !req
227. Just get the pants.Copy !req
228. All right.
I'm right on it.Copy !req
229. Hey, i'll be
in my dressing room.Copy !req
230. Oh, right.Copy !req
231. Oh, man, it's locked!Copy !req
232. eeh!Copy !req
233. Hey,
i'm in here!Copy !req
234. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
235. Psst, kel!Copy !req
236. Psst, kel, over here!Copy !req
237. What?Copy !req
238. Whatcha doin'?
You called me.Copy !req
239. What's wrong?
What's wrong?Copy !req
240. Kel!Copy !req
241. Kel, psst!Copy !req
242. What?Copy !req
243. Aw, kel, over here.Copy !req
244. Huh?Copy !req
245. Behind ya!Copy !req
246. Hold on
for a second, kenan.Copy !req
247. How are you talkin'
with no head?Copy !req
248. Hey, kenan,
how you doin', man?Copy !req
249. You were supposed
to be gettin' me
new clothes, remember?Copy !req
250. Oh, yeah.
They didn't have
any more in your size.Copy !req
251. Well, don't you think
you shoulda come
and told me?Copy !req
252. What?Copy !req
253. Understand this.
I got locked outta
the dressing rooms.Copy !req
254. Ah ah ah ha ha ha!Copy !req
255. I'm sorry.Copy !req
256. Look, go find rudy
and have her unlock
my dressin' room.Copy !req
257. Rudy?Copy !req
258. Pudy!Copy !req
259. Pudy. Oh, pudy!Copy !req
260. Ooh! Ha ha!Copy !req
261. That tickles now!
Watch yourself!Copy !req
262. Watch—arr!Copy !req
263. Aah!Copy !req
264. The pants... Bit me.Copy !req
265. Hello!Copy !req
266. Ok, this one's empty.Copy !req
267. Would you look at this?Copy !req
268. I'll never understand
why people just can't
take their clothesCopy !req
269. And put it back
on the rack!Copy !req
270. As if it's my job
to sit up hereCopy !req
271. And have to clean up
after them!Copy !req
272. Uh... Thank you.Copy !req
273. Well, people think
this is an easy job.Copy !req
274. It is not an easy job.Copy !req
275. Yes, thank you!
Well, it isn't!Copy !req
276. Well, guess i'll
have to put these
back on the rack.Copy !req
277. Pudy. Pudy!Copy !req
278. Hey! Nice blazer!Copy !req
279. Whoo! You do it, girl.
Go ahead, do a turn!Copy !req
280. Kenan.Copy !req
281. Your dressing
room's open.Copy !req
282. Great.Copy !req
283. Wh-what the—Copy !req
284. Where are my clothes?Copy !req
285. Where are my clothes?Copy !req
286. Aah!Copy !req
287. Oh! Um...Copy !req
288. Wait a sec.
Hold it.Copy !req
289. I can explain.Copy !req
290. Ooooohhhhh!Copy !req
291. And when i came
back in here,Copy !req
292. He was trying on
my dress!Copy !req
293. Are you in there?Copy !req
294. Hello!Copy !req
295. Well, i swear
he was in here
just a moment ago.Copy !req
296. Sure he was.Copy !req
297. I know what i saw!Copy !req
298. Hey, hey, pudy,
can you open up
my dressing room?Copy !req
299. Rudy!Copy !req
300. No, my name
is kel. Ha.Copy !req
301. Thank you.Copy !req
302. Aw, you're so sweet.
Look at you!Copy !req
303. All right.Copy !req
304. Hold on!Copy !req
305. I'm dressing!Copy !req
306. Come on!Copy !req
307. Open the door!Copy !req
308. Wait a minute.Copy !req
309. Oh, hey, kenan.Copy !req
310. What's happenin'?Copy !req
311. I bet you it was
that rudy girl!
My wallet was in there.Copy !req
312. You want me
to go get 'em?Copy !req
313. Kenan, that'll
never happen.Copy !req
314. I mean, we don't
have a magic wand
or anything, and—Copy !req
315. Please go find
my clothes!Copy !req
316. See? Now that's
a better idea,
don'tcha think?Copy !req
317. All right.Copy !req
318. Huh?
Uh, kel?Copy !req
319. Oh!Copy !req
320. I can't take it.
I just can't take it.Copy !req
321. Hey, kenan, i found
your clothe—ooh!Copy !req
322. I found
your clothes.Copy !req
323. All right, good.
Where are they?Copy !req
324. They're hangin' up.Copy !req
325. Why didn't you
bring—go get 'em!Copy !req
326. All right!Copy !req
327. Excuse me
do you know where
the dressing rooms are?Copy !req
328. Yes.Copy !req
329. Well...
Where are they?Copy !req
330. Oh, right back there.
Sorry. No problem, man.
Take care.Copy !req
331. Aw, that's great.
Help people out and stuff.Copy !req
332. Hey! Lookin' snappy, man!Copy !req
333. You really think so?Copy !req
334. Oh, yeah, man.Copy !req
335. I couldn't picture
those clothes
on anybody else.Copy !req
336. Thanks.
Man, look at that.Copy !req
337. You know,
i think i'll take 'em.Copy !req
338. Really?
Go ahead, man!
Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
339. Whoo, man!Copy !req
340. Hey, what's happening?Copy !req
341. I don't see
the clothes!Copy !req
342. Hands are empty!
Where are my clothes?Copy !req
343. They're gone!Copy !req
344. What do you mean,
gone?Copy !req
345. Gone! You know,
it's an adjective.Copy !req
346. It means lost,
carried away,
no longer there...Copy !req
347. Derived from
the latin term—Copy !req
348. I know what gone
means!Copy !req
349. Where are my
clothes?Copy !req
350. Goooooooonnne...Copy !req
351. Nuh!Copy !req
352. Come on!
We gotta find
my clothes.Copy !req
353. I'm just gonna
wear 'em out, ok?Copy !req
354. all right!Copy !req
355. They were hangin'
over there on that wall.Copy !req
356. Where could they be?Copy !req
357. The guy!
The guy's got on my clothes.
He bought my clothes!Copy !req
358. I thought they
looked good on him.Copy !req
359. But they're my clothes!Copy !req
360. Hey, he's leavin'
with my clothes!Copy !req
361. I'll get 'em!Copy !req
362. Hey!Copy !req
363. Uuuuooohhh!Copy !req
364. Uh...
K-kel. Kel?Copy !req
365. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
366. You forgot
to wear pants!Copy !req
367. Ha, yeah.
Forgot to wear pants.Copy !req
368. All right,
run along now, kiddies.Copy !req
369. What a dummy!Copy !req
370. There!Copy !req
371. There, that's the boy!Copy !req
372. That boy was
trying on my dress!Copy !req
373. Huh? Uh—no, no,
wait, wait!Copy !req
374. I—i can explain,
now.Copy !req
375. See, what happened
was i accidentally
ripped the rice pants,Copy !req
376. And my friend kel
was supposed to—
i don't like dresses.Copy !req
377. Get him!Copy !req
378. Oh, i'm nekked!Copy !req
379. Oh, man!Copy !req
380. Ooh, a hat!Copy !req
381. Oh!Copy !req
382. Whoo! Oh, man, i made it.Copy !req
383. Ha ha ha ha—Copy !req
384. Hey, kenan.
You're just in time
to shower the baby.Copy !req
385. Why?Copy !req
386. Whoo!Copy !req
387. Mmm!Copy !req
388. Did everybody
have fun tonight?Copy !req
389. Something different
about you.Copy !req
390. New haircut? No...Copy !req
391. New teeth? No...Copy !req
392. Oh, maybe it's
because i'm wearing
67 layers of clothing!Copy !req
393. Oh, yeah! That's it!Copy !req
394. Um—ahem—why?Copy !req
395. Oh, i'm trying
to make sureCopy !req
396. I don't end up
all nekked on television
like you did.Copy !req
397. Whoo, man, kenan,
that musta been
embarrassing!Copy !req
398. Why, yes, it was.
Let's not relive it.Copy !req
399. I mean, kenan,
think about it.Copy !req
400. There you were, on tv,Copy !req
401. All nekked in front of
millions of people!Copy !req
402. Enough! Hey, hey.
Speaking of bein'
nekked,Copy !req
403. Did you get my clothes
back from that guy
who bought 'em?Copy !req
404. Yeah, i got 'em.
So where are they?Copy !req
405. I'm still wearing 'em.
I think they're layer
number 36 or layer number 2.Copy !req
406. Well, that's great.
Hey, was my wallet
still in there?Copy !req
407. Yeah, i think
they're still
in the pants.Copy !req
408. Maybe i can get 'em.Copy !req
409. I'll get 'em.Copy !req
410. There you go.Copy !req
411. Ah, here it is.
Cool! My money's
still in here.Copy !req
412. Aw, great.
Now you can buy
your video game.Copy !req
413. Well, actually,
i have some new plans
for this money.Copy !req
414. Uh-oh. What are you
gonna buy with the money?Copy !req
415. Well, you'll find out
soon enough!Copy !req
416. Kel,
grab a handkerchief,Copy !req
417. 12 pounds of ice,
and a knockwurst,Copy !req
418. And meet me
at the blood bank.Copy !req
419. Now, come on, blimpy!Copy !req
420. Ah... Oh... I can't get up.Copy !req
421. Kenan.Copy !req
422. Kenan?Copy !req
423. Awwww... Here it goes!Copy !req
424. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
and u.S. Department of educationCopy !req
425. Captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
426. Why?Copy !req