Kenan & Kel 3x17

Pamela Paulshock as Supermodel • Biagio Messina as Marc Cram • Joe Rose as John 'The Jackhammer' Rogan

When Kenan hits a robber with the door at Rigby's he has him put in jail. Meanwhile Kenan has the house to himself after his parents leave. But when Kenan hears that he escapes he gets very scared.

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1. Oh, here it goes.

2. Captioning made possible by nickelodeon and the u.S. Department of education

3. Ah! Thank you. Wow.

4. Welcome to the kenan and kel show.

5. I go by kenan.

6. And i go by the name of kel.

7. That's right.

8. That's right. Thank you very much.

9. Now tonight's show, boy,

10. Let me tell you, it's a—

11. Bright light! What are you doing?

12. Hey, i was getting a picture.

13. Hey, hey, take a picture of me, come on.

14. Kel, i don't want to take your picture.

15. Please, i always wanted my picture taken on tv. Come on.

16. Please, please. Come on, come on.

17. Hey, hey. How about this one?

18. Kel, don't do that.

19. Come on, man. What about this one?

20. Kel, why you want your picture taken on tv, man?

21. You're on tv all the time.

22. Why don't you just watch the show?

23. Come on, man. Just take the picture!

24. Come on, man. Hey, how about this one?

25. How about this one?

26. Hey, the camera loves me!

27. Kel, if i promise to take your picture,

28. Will you stop doing that?

29. Yeah, let me give you—

30. Get one of me and the audience!

31. Not—not now!

32. There'll be plenty of time for

33. Picture-taking in tonight's show.

34. Now come on, laverne!

35. Hey, uh, kenan.

36. You pronounced my name wrong!

37. Kenan, can i have my camera back?

38. Kenan!

39. Aw, here it goes!

40. Kenan, can you give me some help back here, please?

41. Um, in a second, chris.

42. I'm helping some customers right now.

43. Thank you for shopping at rigby's.

44. Come again. Next!

45. Hey, kenan!

46. Hey, fella. What's happening?

47. Hey. Mm-hmm.

48. Wait, wait— what are you doing?

49. Refilling my bottle of orange soda.

50. Why don't you just drink out of that bottle?

51. You know, i didn't think of that.

52. Kenan, where'd all the customers go?

53. Uh—uh—well, they all just left.

54. I mean, all of them just now left.

55. Aah! Look at the mess you're making!

56. Oh, ok.

57. Kel...

58. You want to clean it up?

59. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!

60. Mm-hmm. Ah!

61. It's the guy from mtv.

62. It's... It's bill bellamy!

63. I know.

64. You're bill bellamy!

65. Yeah, i'm bill bellamy.

66. Nice to meet you.

67. Kel, leave him alone!

68. Kel... Kel!

69. He's been coming here every day

70. At the same time for the past week.

71. Yeah. And he always buys the same stuff, too.

72. 3 large tomatoes and a can of tomato juice.

73. I think he's in town filming a movie.

74. Ah! Or, maybe he's in town

75. Looking for his evil twin brother.

76. Or, how do we know he's not the evil twin?

77. Because... He's not.

78. Ha, ha, bill bellamy. Remember me?

79. I-i'm kenan, from yesterday and the day before that.

80. Of course. How's it going, kenan?

81. He remembers me.

82. Oh, what do we have today?

83. 3 tomatoes! Mmmmm.

84. And if you don't want to eat a tomato,

85. You can drink one! Ha ha ha.

86. That's pretty funny. It was also funny

87. Yesterday when you said it.

88. You know, i watch tv.

89. Thank you.

90. Hey, you don't fool me.

91. I'm on to your evil ways—twin.

92. Ok. Ah, i'll see you guys tomorrow.

93. Thanks.

94. Hey! Music videos!

95. Nice to meet you.

96. Ha ha ha.

97. Hey, fellas.

98. Mark. What's up?

99. Oh, i'm just putting

100. The finishing touches on the yearbook.

101. Oh, yeah. You're on the yearbook staff.

102. With all the other winners.

103. Yeah, and it looks g-r-e-a-t.

104. Your picture looks really funny, kenan.

105. Funny? What's he talking about, funny?

106. You know, man, you're funny.

107. Like it makes you laugh.

108. Hey, man, i'm saying, like,

109. What you mean by funny. Like, "ha ha" funny

110. Or, like, "isn't it funny

111. How great kenan's picture is," funny?

112. You know, funny.

113. Well, would it be possible for me

114. To see this funny photo?

115. Oh, you'll get to see it...

116. When the yearbook comes out, silly.

117. No, no, no, no. I kinda get to see it now.

118. No-o-o-o. No one gets to see

119. The yearbook photos except for

120. Me and mrs. Kreepak. Nobody.

121. It's the ru-u-u-ule!

122. You guys are gonna get me in so much trouble.

123. Relax. This will just take a second.

124. Ooh, it's dark in here.

125. I'm gonna turn a light on.

126. No-o-o-o-o! You can't turn on the lights in a darkroom.

127. You'll ruin all the pictures.

128. Where's my picture?

129. Maybe it's over here.

130. No-o-o-o. That's all the students

131. Whose last name starts with "a" through "l".

132. Everything else is in the cabinets.

133. Oh, well, let's check out the cabinets.

134. Careful! Will you stop touching everything?

135. "a" through "l"?

136. Oh! Kimball! Y-yeah, i'm in here somewhere.

137. Let me find my picture. Kimball... Kimball...

138. Maybe it's over here. Let me see.

139. Kimball... Kimball...

140. Oh, here i am!

141. Ha ha, good-looking fella.

142. Ah, here they are, the "r's,

143. Ok, "rufus, rogan, rommel...

144. Ah, man, they're all mixed up.

145. Would you hurry up.

146. Man, kel, can you help me with—ah!

147. What happened? Why did you squeak?

148. Ah, no—no— no reason, man.

149. Hey, let's go to the cabinet—

150. Hey, is that a watch in there?

151. What have you done?

152. I can explain!

153. No, i can't!

154. Hey, there was no watch—

155. What happened to the—

156. You destroyed "a" through "l"!

157. This isn't good!

158. This isn't good at all!

159. What are we gonna do?

160. Calm down, mark. I mean, you know,

161. There's no reason to overreact.

162. Yes, there is!

163. You guys ruined all the yearbook photos.

164. Not all of them.

165. I only ruined the pictures of the students

166. Whose names started with "a" through "l".

167. I'm just gonna have to tell on us.

168. We're gonna have to take our punishment like men.

169. Now, hold on a second there with the tellin'.

170. Um, you don't have to tell anyone anything.

171. I don't?

172. No, man. Um, when are the photos due?

173. Friday!

174. Friday?

175. I meant—friday, yeah.

176. Pshhh, that's 4 whole days away, man.

177. Friday... Shoot...

178. Hey, kenan. How far can we run in 4 days?

179. We're not going anywhere.

180. We're going to replace those pictures that were destroyed.

181. Oh, yeah, right. How are we gonna do that?

182. Hey, hey, fella! Hey, buddy! Come on.

183. We'll just, uh...

184. We'll take new pictures of everyone.

185. That's like 500 students!

186. What? 500 students? 500 students?

187. That's like— that's like— a million people.

188. Mark, we have no choice.

189. My life is just a big, fat lie.

190. Excuse me, what are your last names?

191. Kennedy. Shelton.

192. Why do you need to know our last names?

193. Hey, shelton, step to the side. Thank you.

194. Hey, what the—

195. Thank you.

196. Oh, no—no— no—no—no—no!

197. That's it!

198. Sorry?

199. Let go of the camera, kel. Let go of—

200. Man, how we gonna take

201. Everybody's picture by friday?

202. I have no idea.

203. Well, i certainly appreciate the generous response,

204. Even though i wasn't talking to you.

205. Can you finish ringing me up, please?

206. I'm kind of in a hurry.

207. Everybody's in a hurry these days.

208. Gotta go somewhere, gotta do something.

209. Gotta replace 500 photographs

210. Just because a tiny little accident

211. Happened to destroy all of them.

212. I mean, what are you gonna do?

213. Me? I'm gonna leave.

214. I don't have time for this.

215. Hey, kenan. Did we get neal brennan's picture?

216. No. Who else is on the list?

217. Uh, beth calloway.

218. I think she the one that beat up mark.

219. Adele carson? Nope.

220. Duane connely? No.

221. Kenan, have you seen my price tag thing?

222. No.

223. Here it is.

224. Are you ok?

225. You seem a little more flamdoozled than usual.

226. Ok, i made that word up.

227. Guys...

228. I think ms. Kreepak's on to us.

229. I caught her nosing around the darkroom

230. Asking questions about the pictures.

231. Oh, no, so what did you tell her?

232. I said, "what pictures?" and ran.

233. He-e-e-e-ey! Way to cover!

234. Uh, don't worry, mark. I'll think of something.

235. Kel, of the 500 pictures we need,

236. How many do we have so far?

237. Counting daka, jeannie and amy?

238. Yeah.

239. Three.

240. He's doing it again!

241. All right, ok, hold it,

242. Hold yourself, hold it there,

243. I'm here, i'm here, there you go.

244. Now, instead of us trying

245. To track down all these people,

246. I think we need to think of a way

247. To get all those people to come to us.

248. Bake sale! No.

249. I got it! A giant magnet!

250. Uh-huh. We put belts on everybody

251. And turn the magnet on.

252. Errrrrrrrrrr!

253. No! Hmmm...

254. How can we get all those people in one place?

255. I got an idea!

256. Have your picture taken with bill bellamy—

257. For free!

258. "have your picture taken

259. "with bill bellamy

260. For free."

261. Hey. I could really get my picture taken

262. With bill bellamy— for free?

263. That's what i just said.

264. You all be at rigby's at 4:00 today.

265. And bill bellamy's really going to be there.

266. Yes!

267. Actually, it's bill bellamy's evil twin.

268. Give me that!

269. It's not his evil twin.

270. Be at rigby's at 4.

271. How did you get bill bellamy

272. To come to rigby's and take pictures?

273. He doesn't know yet.

274. Not true! Kel, why don't—

275. Kel, you just keep passing out flyers—

276. Silently.

277. I'm right on it.

278. Get out of here!

279. But i'll see you all at rigby's at 4, ok?

280. 4:00.

281. Rigby's, 4:00. Come on.

282. I'm finished.

283. Oh, good.

284. Hand these flyers out in the bathroom.

285. No-o-o-o-o!

286. I mean i'm finished. My life is over.

287. This is never gonna work.

288. Hey, hey, don't worry, mark.

289. I have everything under control.

290. Yeah, yeah, kenan's plans always work out.

291. You know, like, that one time when—

292. No...

293. Well, then, there was that other time when we—

294. Nah...

295. Well, wait a minute, wait a minute,

296. That other time when—

297. Nah, that didn't work out, either.

298. Ohhhh!

299. It's 22 minutes after 4!

300. Where is he?

301. He'll be here.

302. He's just a little late, that's all.

303. You said he comes in at exactly 4 every day.

304. He's evil!

305. Will you stop it with the evil.

306. Kenan, look at all these people!

307. What a great idea to help business.

308. Thanks, boss. You know me.

309. Always concerned about the business.

310. How did you ever get bill bellamy to agree to do this?

311. He didn't.

312. What kel meant to say was that, um,

313. He didn't mind at all when i asked him,

314. 'cause, you know, i—i— i asked him. I did.

315. Well. You know, he's a little late, isn't he?

316. I mean, if he agreed to do this,

317. The least he could do is show up on time.

318. Yeah, i agree, but you know those hollywood types.

319. Ah, well, this isn't hollywood!

320. Evil twin!

321. Well. It is about time.

322. Huh?

323. Don't "huh" me!

324. Chris, man, i'll handle this from here.

325. Careful! He's an evil twin!

326. I'm sorry about that, man. They're insane.

327. So, uh, uh, so, uh,

328. William, uh, bellamy, um, um, mr. Bill?

329. How are you today?

330. What is going on here. Look at—

331. What? Oh, this? Oh, man, this is

332. Nothing but the usual afternoon crowd,

333. You know, busy, busy...

334. Oh, oh, well, um,

335. The thing with the signage is—

336. Can i talk to you in the back room for a second?

337. I think i should go—

338. Please! Come on, come on, big guy.

339. Come on, man, please.

340. Excuse me. Make room, now, make room.

341. You gotta help me, please.

342. You're scarin' me, man.

343. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.

344. What's wrong with you, man? What do you want from me?

345. H-hey, now, normally i would come up with some kind of crazy story

346. To explain why i'm in the situation—

347. I'm not saying i'm in situations like this normally—

348. Hey, bill bellamy, "mr. Hollywood."

349. You think you've kept everyone waiting long enough?

350. Move it!

351. What did i do?

352. Nothing, man.

353. I'm trying to explain—

354. I was explaining before the rude interruption—

355. Oh, boy.

356. All right, if you're the real bill bellamy,

357. Then you won't feel this.

358. Ahhhhh!

359. Evil twin! Evil twin!

360. That does it. I'm outta here.

361. No—no—no! Wa-wa-wait, please!

362. Now, come on. I promised all those people out there

363. That they could take a picture with you.

364. Well, you shouldn't have.

365. I know, but, come on, top dog,

366. Just do-o-o-o it.

367. Get out of here.

368. Look, i'm really, really sorry, ok?

369. Normally, i'd love to do this sort of thing,

370. But you should have asked me first.

371. I mean, i got plans tonight.

372. All right, fine.

373. Well, i guess i'll just have to tell

374. All your adoring fans that you're too busy

375. To take a couple of photos with them.

376. I'm sure they'll understand.

377. Wait a second, man.

378. Whoa-oa-oa-oa, hey, you all!

379. Guess what? Bill bellamy won't do it.

380. Wait, i didn't—

381. You're makin' it seem like—

382. Who are you?

383. Oh, uh, hold on.

384. I'm sorry, you're standing a little too close.

385. If you could just move back right— right about here.

386. There you go.

387. Isn't this sort of far away?

388. No, no, no, that ain't far away.

389. Look, man. Far? Nah...

390. Smile!

391. Thanks a lot. Later.

392. Last name? Carson.

393. God, i'm so excited!

394. All right, smile and say,

395. "orange soda."

396. Orange soda. Orange soda.

397. I love you—

398. Don't wanna hear that. Thanks a lot.

399. And, uh, last name?

400. Yakatori.

401. I'm sorry, but your last name

402. Doesn't begin with the letters "a" through "l".

403. You're gonna have to go to the back of the line.

404. We don't need ya.

405. But, i mean, i've been waiting for so long—

406. Just go-o-o-o-o.

407. That's not fair!

408. Excuse me. How long is this gonna take?

409. Hey! Quit whining.

410. Don't worry, man. It'll only take

411. A couple more—hours.

412. Last name?

413. We did it. Huh?

414. She was the last one, man.

415. We took everybody's picture!

416. Excuse me. Can i go now?

417. Oh, oh, yeah, mr. Bellamy. Thanks a lot, man.

418. You know, next time, i'll ask you first, 'cause—

419. Thank you, mr. Bellamy.

420. Hey, you know, for an evil twin, you're all right.

421. Uh, thanks.

422. Could you— could you let go of me, please?

423. Hey, hey, billy, buddy. Thanks so much for

424. Coming out and spending time with the fans—

425. Stuff i-i-i-it!

426. Please!

427. What was that all about?

428. Ahhhhhh, ha ha ha.

429. He told you to stuff i-i-i-i-it!

430. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

431. Stuff i-i-i-it!

432. All right, well, let's get these pictures developed

433. Come on, now. Whoooo.

434. Stuff it!

435. Kel?

436. Where were you aiming the camera?

437. What are you talking about?

438. Well, look.

439. Bill bellamy,

440. Bill bellamy,

441. Bill bellamy.

442. Bill bellamy.

443. Bill bellamy, bill bellamy, bill bellamy.

444. Bill bellamy.

445. Oh, look, there's more of bill bellamy!

446. Look at that, a-ha, yeah, with the bill bellamy.

447. We're in so much trouble.

448. What are we gonna do?

449. Ahhh, i don't know. It's too dark in here.

450. I can't think.

451. I'm gonna turn the light on.

452. No-o-o-o-o-o!

453. Turn the lights off!

454. You just destroyed the "m" through "z's!