1. Oh, here it goes.Copy !req
2. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
and u.S. Department of educationCopy !req
3. Welcome to the
kenan & kel program.Copy !req
4. Me kenan.Copy !req
5. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
6. Me kel!Copy !req
7. Ha ha! Whoo!Copy !req
8. Now, we have
a wonderful show
for y'all tonight.Copy !req
9. What you got there?Copy !req
10. It's a photo album.Copy !req
11. Your mama
gave it to me.Copy !req
12. My mama
gave it to you?Copy !req
13. I thought i'd share it
with the audience.Copy !req
14. No, you ain't gotta
share it with
the audience, man.Copy !req
15. Oh, yes, i do.
Look at this.
He was so cute!Copy !req
16. Look at that!Copy !req
17. Look—aw!Copy !req
18. Now, kel,
that's enough now.Copy !req
19. Wait, wait, wait.
How about this one?Copy !req
20. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
21. Kel, that's enough.
Stop it!Copy !req
22. Oh, wait, wait.
Here's my favorite
right here.Copy !req
23. This is funny!
Gimme this!Copy !req
24. Man... Kel.Copy !req
25. This isn't me.Copy !req
26. It isn't?Copy !req
27. No, man.Copy !req
28. This is an old
asian woman.Copy !req
29. Are you sure?Copy !req
30. Speaking of datin',
we got a show to do.
Come along... Salsa.Copy !req
31. Datin'? Kenan,
we weren't talking
about datin'.Copy !req
32. Kenan? Awww, here it goes!Copy !req
33. Man... Well, check this out!Copy !req
34. Hey, kel! Look at this!Copy !req
35. Whoa!Copy !req
36. Man, is this table
maplewood or
treated oak?Copy !req
37. Not the table,
the stereo!Copy !req
38. Oh!Copy !req
39. Quadraphonic tweeters,Copy !req
40. Dual base boosters.Copy !req
41. Oh... Get funky.Copy !req
42. Get funky!
Oh!Copy !req
43. Yes!Copy !req
44. Funk is good!Copy !req
45. I feel good!Copy !req
46. I feel good!Copy !req
47. Can i help you?Copy !req
48. Or treated oak.Copy !req
49. I think it's plastic.Copy !req
50. How much is this
fine piece of
musical machinery?Copy !req
51. The wasabe base master?Copy !req
52. You're in luck.
It's on sale.Copy !req
53. On sale?
Well, great!
How much is it?Copy !req
54. It's only $1,600.Copy !req
55. 1,600—are you nuts?Copy !req
56. No, sir, i'm not nuts.
If you have any more
questions,Copy !req
57. Just give me a holler.Copy !req
58. Aw, get outta here.Copy !req
59. Come on, kel, let's go.Copy !req
60. No, wait a minute!Copy !req
61. Kel... Kel!Copy !req
62. Well... Hello.Copy !req
63. How can i
help you?Copy !req
64. Do you work here?Copy !req
65. To make your life
a little better.Copy !req
66. You know, like...
Marry you or
something.Copy !req
67. My name's kenan.Copy !req
68. Melissa.Copy !req
69. Melissa!
You know, that's my
father's name.Copy !req
70. Just kiddin'!Copy !req
71. You're kinda funny.Copy !req
72. whoo!
Hey, kenan!Copy !req
73. These headphones
are live!Copy !req
74. Kel,
be quiet!Copy !req
75. What?
Be quiet!Copy !req
76. Man, i can't hear you.
I got headphones on.Copy !req
77. This is a nice
stereo, isn't it?Copy !req
78. Oh, yeah,
it's great.
And get this—Copy !req
79. It's on sale
for 1,600 bucks.Copy !req
80. $1,600? Is that it?Copy !req
81. That is really cheap!Copy !req
82. Eh-uh-ye-yeah.Copy !req
83. Can i help you?Copy !req
84. Yes, i'd like
one of these, please,Copy !req
85. And just put it
on my credit card.Copy !req
86. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
87. I'm guessing
you haven't earned
any more moneyCopy !req
88. Since the last time
i saw you.Copy !req
89. Excuse me,
excuse me,
employee!Copy !req
90. As a matter of fact,Copy !req
91. I'll take one of
these cheap stereos, too.Copy !req
92. You know what?
I'll take 3 of 'em.
That's right.Copy !req
93. 3. Ha.Copy !req
94. Uh, sir?Copy !req
95. This is
a library card.Copy !req
96. Oh, check that out.Copy !req
97. O-oh, you know
what happened?Copy !req
98. I—i left my
credit cards...Copy !req
99. I-in my limousine.
Yeah.Copy !req
100. You have
a limousine, too?Copy !req
101. Oh, yeah!
It's parked
right out front,Copy !req
102. You know,
'cause i'm really
rich!Copy !req
103. Hey, kel,
come on, man,Copy !req
104. Let's go get
my credit cards outta
my limousine, man.Copy !req
105. You know, i'm rich.Copy !req
106. Where are all these
nut shells comin' from?Copy !req
107. Pfff.Copy !req
108. Hey, kenan,Copy !req
109. Let me borrow
$10,000.Copy !req
110. I don't have
$10,000.Copy !req
111. I thought you said
you were rich.Copy !req
112. I only said that
to impress that
melissa girl.Copy !req
113. What you need
$10,000 for anyway?Copy !req
114. Well, i wanna finance
an independent
motion picture,Copy !req
115. From a russian circus.Copy !req
116. What?Copy !req
117. Oh, you wouldn't
understand.Copy !req
118. Hey, slobby!Copy !req
119. Stop dropping
your nut shells
on my floor!Copy !req
120. Can't you see
i'm trying to sweep?Copy !req
121. Oh, now you tell me!Copy !req
122. Kenan?Copy !req
123. Hmm?Copy !req
124. M-melissa?Copy !req
125. What you doin' here?Copy !req
126. Well, daddy's thinking
about buying the building
next door,Copy !req
127. And i just came...
Here to buy a soda.Copy !req
128. Well, isn't it
a small world?Copy !req
129. Are you kidding?Copy !req
130. Man, the earth
is huuuge!Copy !req
131. Right.Copy !req
132. What happened
to you yesterday?Copy !req
133. You went to go get
your credit cards,
and you never came back.Copy !req
134. Oh, well, see—
what happened was,Copy !req
135. I got called away
on an emergency
business deal. Yeah.Copy !req
136. You know... You know...
It was dealing with
things. A lotta money.Copy !req
137. Oh.Copy !req
138. Do... You...
Work here?Copy !req
139. Oh! No! No!Copy !req
140. Do i work here?
Girl, no!Copy !req
141. I don't work
in this here
establishment.Copy !req
142. Then why are you
wearing an apron
and holding a broom?Copy !req
143. Oh, that. Uh...Copy !req
144. Well, you see, um,Copy !req
145. I, uh...
Own the store!Copy !req
146. Yeah. And i was
teaching him how
to sweep my store.Copy !req
147. What? Sweeping?
I'm not sweeping!
I don't work here.Copy !req
148. You don't
work here?Copy !req
149. I fired him.
Ha. Pfft.
You fired me.Copy !req
150. Yes, i fired you.
Now get on out
here.Copy !req
151. Fine!Copy !req
152. Boy, i tell ya.
Good help is hard
to find these days.Copy !req
153. Tch. Yep. Say...Copy !req
154. Would you like to
go out with me
some time?Copy !req
155. Maybe like
tomorrow night?Copy !req
156. Ooh!Copy !req
157. Melissa, i'll be with you
in a second.Copy !req
158. What was that
all about?Copy !req
159. You gotta help me out.Copy !req
160. What, after you
just tackled me
senseless?Copy !req
161. I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
You just gotta help me!Copy !req
162. With what?Copy !req
163. Well, i—i kinda
told that girl out thereCopy !req
164. That i... You know...
Own rigby's.Copy !req
165. What?Copy !req
166. Just play along,
please?Copy !req
167. Come on,
i'll do anything!Copy !req
168. Ok.Copy !req
169. I want you to
scrape the mold off
the deli meats.Copy !req
170. Oh, i want you to
polish my pewter
cow collection.Copy !req
171. All right, freak.Copy !req
172. Whatever. You got it.Copy !req
173. Ok.Copy !req
174. And i'll go along
with your little
charade,Copy !req
175. But i just want you
to know that i don't
like lying.Copy !req
176. Neither do i, man.
I hate lying.Copy !req
177. Lying is bad,
and that's no lie.Copy !req
178. So... Melissa!
As i was sayin',Copy !req
179. Would you like to
go out on a date
with me tomorrow?Copy !req
180. Looky here, kenan.Copy !req
181. You can't fire me.Copy !req
182. You know why?
'cause i quit!Copy !req
183. That's right!Copy !req
184. I... Quit!Copy !req
185. Q...Copy !req
186. Wit!Copy !req
187. Whoo! How about
that guy, huh?Copy !req
188. Ha.Copy !req
189. What's going on, uh...
Boss?Copy !req
190. What happened here?Copy !req
191. Hey, chris,
i—i need you to
clean up this mess.Copy !req
192. But—Copy !req
193. Um...Copy !req
194. My pleasure,
sir.Copy !req
195. Y-yeah, and, uh,
do a good job, too,Copy !req
196. 'cause i'm tired
of you slackin' off.Copy !req
197. Don't push it, boss.Copy !req
198. So tomorrow
you wanna do this
brunch thing?Copy !req
199. That's a breakfast
and a lunch thing.Copy !req
200. Sure.Copy !req
201. Great.Copy !req
202. Here's my address,
and...Copy !req
203. You're gonna
pick me up in
your limo, right?Copy !req
204. Ha ha ha ha hah!Copy !req
205. Uh—o-oh, my limo!Copy !req
206. Well, of course.
I'll pick you up
in my limo.Copy !req
207. Great.Copy !req
208. See ya tomorrow.Copy !req
209. All right.Copy !req
210. O-oh, all right!Copy !req
211. All right, kenan.Copy !req
212. I'm gonna give you
one more chance to
hire me back!Copy !req
213. Oh.Copy !req
214. So i guess a raise
is out of the question,
then, huh?Copy !req
215. You missed a spot.Copy !req
216. You right.
I'll get that.Copy !req
217. Hey, um, you're all
outta fish sticks.Copy !req
218. What?Copy !req
219. Ah, yeah!Copy !req
220. Ooh!Copy !req
221. So, uh... What you guys
wanna do today?Copy !req
222. Huh?
Huh?Copy !req
223. Well, you know, kenan
got this big, fancy date,Copy !req
224. And i thought the three
of us could spend some
quality time together! Yeah!Copy !req
225. and now...Copy !req
226. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
227. and kel.Copy !req
228. your... Kenan rockmore!Copy !req
229. Whaddaya think, huh?
Good job, huh?Copy !req
230. You rented
a tuxedo for a date?Copy !req
231. Kenan rockmore?Copy !req
232. That's me.Copy !req
233. Your limousine is ready.Copy !req
234. Kenan, you rented
a limousine, too?Copy !req
235. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
236. That musta cost you
a fortune.Copy !req
237. That must be
some special girl!Copy !req
238. K-kel! Cchh!Copy !req
239. Now, kenan, why does
she think you're rich?Copy !req
240. Because...
I told her i was?Copy !req
241. That's my boy!Copy !req
242. Oh, kenan, you shouldn't
have to pretend to be
something that you are not.Copy !req
243. Don't you want this girl
to like you for who
you really are?Copy !req
244. Nope.Copy !req
245. That's my boy!Copy !req
246. Well, see you later,
parents.
Come on, driver.Copy !req
247. Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
248. Wait, wait!Copy !req
249. Can i ride
in the limo?Copy !req
250. I want to ride
in the limo!Copy !req
251. No, kel.
You can't come
with me on my date.Copy !req
252. But i wanna ride
in the limo!Copy !req
253. Let him ride.Copy !req
254. Please take him!Copy !req
255. All right, all right!Copy !req
256. And then after that,
you're on your own.Copy !req
257. All right.
Bye, parents.Copy !req
258. Have
a good time.
Have fun.Copy !req
259. I'm gonna ride
in a limo!Copy !req
260. Hey, what these
buttons do?Copy !req
261. I don't know.
I never been in
a limo before.Copy !req
262. Ah, man,
this is cool!Copy !req
263. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
264. Hello?Copy !req
265. Hey, kenan!Copy !req
266. It's me!Copy !req
267. Guess what?Copy !req
268. I'm in a limo! Yeah!Copy !req
269. Whoo!Copy !req
270. Ha ha ha ha! Yeah!Copy !req
271. Would it be possible
for you guys
not to do that?Copy !req
272. Look! There's a window
on the roof!Copy !req
273. Ha ha. Cool!Copy !req
274. Yeah!Copy !req
275. Whoo! Ye-ea-eah!Copy !req
276. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
277. Top of the roof!Copy !req
278. Top of the roof!Copy !req
279. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
280. Hey, kenan,
you should try this, man.
It's cool!Copy !req
281. I don't wanna!Copy !req
282. Come on, man, just do it!Copy !req
283. All right. Fine.Copy !req
284. Oh!Copy !req
285. Wow.Copy !req
286. Pretty cool.Copy !req
287. I—i like it.Copy !req
288. I'm on top of
the sunroof.Copy !req
289. What does this
button do?Copy !req
290. Kel? Open it up!Copy !req
291. I gotcha!
I gotcha!Copy !req
292. Kel, it's not working!Copy !req
293. Man! That didn't
happen to me.Copy !req
294. Ok, kel,
i'm gonna go in here
and get my date, man,Copy !req
295. And when i come out,
i do not expect
to see you here.Copy !req
296. Got it!
All right.
Here goes nothing.Copy !req
297. Ooh, ooh, ooh!Copy !req
298. Can i sit
in front of the car?Copy !req
299. You know,
i'd rather you not.Copy !req
300. I—i'll get it.Copy !req
301. No, that's ok.
I'll get them.Copy !req
302. All right. Ok.Copy !req
303. Look, this door
was open the whole time.Copy !req
304. Don't open that—Copy !req
305. Hey, man.
You all right?
I'm sorry.Copy !req
306. Are you just gonna
ignore me?Copy !req
307. I said i was sorry.
Don't ignore me.
Come on, man.Copy !req
308. No! Come on, man,
wake up!Copy !req
309. Wake up, man!
Come on!
no, wake up!Copy !req
310. ohhhh!Copy !req
311. Right on time.Copy !req
312. H-how you doing?Copy !req
313. My name is kenan.
You must be
melissa's sister!Copy !req
314. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
315. I'm melissa's
mother.Copy !req
316. This is my wife,
eleanor.Copy !req
317. And this is...Copy !req
318. Beethoven!Copy !req
319. Oh, hello there
little beeth—Copy !req
320. Have a seat.Copy !req
321. Ahem!Copy !req
322. M-my bad.Copy !req
323. Um... May i get you
a beverage?Copy !req
324. Oh, no,
that's all right.Copy !req
325. A-am i?Copy !req
326. Melissa tells us
you're in real
estate.Copy !req
327. Y-yes. Real estate.
It's so much nicer
than fake estate.Copy !req
328. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
329. You know, um, guthrie
is in real estate, too.Copy !req
330. No!Copy !req
331. Perhaps we can
compare financial
strategies.Copy !req
332. Right. Ah, you know,
i would love to,Copy !req
333. But not right now.Copy !req
334. Later. Away from now.Copy !req
335. Is melissa
gonna be coming down
a-any time soon?Copy !req
336. Come on!
Mr. Limo driver,
don't do this to me!Copy !req
337. Wake up! Wake up!
ohhh!Copy !req
338. Aah!Copy !req
339. oh, man!Copy !req
340. Please! Wake up!
Wake up!Copy !req
341. You playin', right?
You playin'.Copy !req
342. Oh, this limo driver
humor, right?Copy !req
343. You playin', right?
Yeah, real funny! Ha ha!Copy !req
344. Wake up!Copy !req
345. ah... Ha ha ahh...Copy !req
346. How did you amass
so much wealth
at such a young age?Copy !req
347. Oh, you know,
stocks, bonds...Copy !req
348. You know, buy, sell.Copy !req
349. I got some stuff,
that's all.Copy !req
350. Does melissa usually
take very long, or...Copy !req
351. Plucket residence.Copy !req
352. Uh-huh.Copy !req
353. It's for you.Copy !req
354. Huh?Copy !req
355. Phone. It's for you.Copy !req
356. Hello?Copy !req
357. Uh, kenan?Copy !req
358. Kel here.Copy !req
359. Uh... Ha ha ha.Copy !req
360. How you doin',
man?Copy !req
361. Hey... All right.Copy !req
362. That's good.
That's good.Copy !req
363. Here's the story.
Try—try not to
get mad, all right?Copy !req
364. Uh... You know the driver?Copy !req
365. Yeah,
what about him?Copy !req
366. He's unconscious!Copy !req
367. Hey!Copy !req
368. How about that?Copy !req
369. Good. Good.
All right.Copy !req
370. he's out cold!Copy !req
371. Hold on.
All right. Bye.Copy !req
372. Oh—Copy !req
373. I'm sorry.
That was my driver.Copy !req
374. For just a second.
Really good stuff
is happening.Copy !req
375. What happened?Copy !req
376. The next thing
you know—
what happened?Copy !req
377. I hit him
in the head
with the door!Copy !req
378. Why? Ok, don't panic.
Don't panic.Copy !req
379. Oh, i'm not panicking.Copy !req
380. I was talkin' to me!Copy !req
381. Ok, here's what
you gotta do.Copy !req
382. You gotta dress up
like the limo driver.Copy !req
383. Where am i gonna
find some limo
driver clothes?Copy !req
384. Right here, dippy!Copy !req
385. What if they
don't fit?
Make 'em fit!Copy !req
386. What am i supposed
to do with him?Copy !req
387. I don't know.
Put him in the trunk
or something.Copy !req
388. Ah! H-hello again.Copy !req
389. Is everything all right?Copy !req
390. Oh, yeah. Fine.Copy !req
391. Fine.Copy !req
392. Oh, here she is!Copy !req
393. Hi, kenan.Copy !req
394. Hey, melissa.
You look great.Copy !req
395. Thanks.
Are we ready to go?Copy !req
396. Yeah, well,
actually, um...Copy !req
397. You probably could
look a little better,
don't you think?Copy !req
398. What?Copy !req
399. Well, i'm just saying
if you wanna take
some timeCopy !req
400. Are you saying
that i don't look good?Copy !req
401. No, no!
I didn't say that!
Did i say that?Copy !req
402. I think you did!Copy !req
403. I was joking!Copy !req
404. You know,
i'm a practical joker.
I'm funny!Copy !req
405. Melissa,
tell your parents
that i'm funny.Copy !req
406. She knows i'm funny,
and she looks great.Copy !req
407. Of course i do.Copy !req
408. Well, we'd better
get going.Copy !req
409. I hope it isn't
a small limo.
Come on.Copy !req
410. Whazzup, kenan?Copy !req
411. Hey!Copy !req
412. Driver.Copy !req
413. Do i know you
from somewhere?Copy !req
414. No, melissa,
that wasn't me
at the stereo store.Copy !req
415. Hey, hey! Let's get
in the limo, shall we?Copy !req
416. What are we
gonna do?Copy !req
417. I don't know!Copy !req
418. My limo is great,
isn't it?Copy !req
419. I suppose.Copy !req
420. So... Are we
gonna go?Copy !req
421. Oh, uh... Isn't it
fun just sitting here?Copy !req
422. Hey! They got a horn
up here!Copy !req
423. Thank you, driver.Copy !req
424. We really should go.
I'm hungry.Copy !req
425. Ok. First i need
to talk to my
driver.Copy !req
426. Hey, kenan!
How your date
goin', man?Copy !req
427. Whatcha doin'?Copy !req
428. What?Copy !req
429. It's going awful, man.
You gotta drive the car!Copy !req
430. But i don't know
how to drive!Copy !req
431. Don't worry about that.
Just learn.Copy !req
432. I'm scared!Copy !req
433. Well, you shoulda
thought of that
oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
434. Before you knocked
out the driver!
Oh! Oh!Copy !req
435. And that's how you
defend yourself
against an attacker.Copy !req
436. What are you still
doing here?Copy !req
437. What are you doin' here?Copy !req
438. This is our house,
and we are walking
our dog!Copy !req
439. Bad driver.
Rude driver!Copy !req
440. No, no, no! No!Copy !req
441. Look, kel,Copy !req
442. The restaurant
is right up
the street, man.Copy !req
443. All you gotta do
is go straight
for about 3 miles.Copy !req
444. 3 miles?
You can do it.Copy !req
445. I can do it?
Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
446. I can do it?Copy !req
447. Hey, hey...
You can do it.Copy !req
448. I sure hope
this restaurant is good.Copy !req
449. Oh, it is.
It is. I mean,
it's really good.Copy !req
450. And expensive, too.Copy !req
451. But, you know,
that's all right
for a rich guyCopy !req
452. Like me—Copy !req
453. Get movin'!Copy !req
454. Aah!Copy !req
455. I'm sorry! Ah—wait!Copy !req
456. I don't know
how to drive!Copy !req
457. What... Is... Going... On?Copy !req
458. I think i'm gonna
be sick!Copy !req
459. No, no,
don't be sick.Copy !req
460. Oh... Oh... Aah!Copy !req
461. Don't suppose
we're at the
restaurant, huh?Copy !req
462. I was doing good
for a second!Copy !req
463. Oh!Copy !req
464. What happened?Copy !req
465. We got into
an accident.Copy !req
466. What happened?Copy !req
467. We got into
an accident.Copy !req
468. Oh, boy... Bad.Copy !req
469. Oh—getting worse!Copy !req
470. What happened
here?Copy !req
471. Oh, can't you see?
We got into
an accident!Copy !req
472. Ok, everybody,
move along.
Nothing to see here.Copy !req
473. We will not!Copy !req
474. Well, everybody
except you.Copy !req
475. Oh, boy.Copy !req
476. Uh-oh.Copy !req
477. What happened
here?Copy !req
478. All right,
i'm tired of
that question!Copy !req
479. We got into
an accident, fool!Copy !req
480. Officer,
i can explain. See—Copy !req
481. Hey!Copy !req
482. Let me out of
this trunk!Copy !req
483. What's that?Copy !req
484. Well, that's a little
harder to explain.Copy !req
485. Bye!
Bye!Copy !req
486. Thank you.Copy !req
487. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hang on a second,
man.Copy !req
488. We just did a show.
Tonight's show
is over.Copy !req
489. How come?Copy !req
490. And i don't wanna
spend all week
stressing about it.Copy !req
491. So you thought you'd
just start the show
now?Copy !req
492. Yeah, go ahead.
Go ahead, get to it.Copy !req
493. But kel,
didn't we just get
into enough trouble?Copy !req
494. I mean,
we wrecked a limo,
i lost a date,Copy !req
495. And you're not getting
a driver's licenseCopy !req
496. Until the year 3523.Copy !req
497. Well, can't we just
get the next show
over with?Copy !req
498. You know what, kel?
We don't have to wait
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499. Now, kel, grab a brain,
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500. And meet me at
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501. Now come on, heidi!Copy !req
502. Kenan, i already
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503. And courage!Copy !req
504. Kenan? Kenan!Copy !req
505. Awwwww...Copy !req
506. Here it goes!Copy !req
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