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3. Wow! Oh, yeah.
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4. Oh, yeah!
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5. Wow. Welcome to the
kenan and kel program.
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6. The name on my student
i.D. Says kenan!
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7. And the name in
my underwear says
i'm kel.
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8. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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9. All right!
Well, everybody
get ready for fun,
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10. 'cause we got
a great show for
y'all tonight.
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11. That's right.
We got a great show.
See, in tonight's show,
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12. Kenan and i become
crime-fighting
superheros!
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13. That's right.
Dedicated to
fighting evil
grasshoppers.
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14. What are you
talking about, man?
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15. None of that
stuff happens in
tonight's episode.
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16. I know,
but i always wanted
to be a crime-
fighting superhero.
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17. I even have my
own superhero
helmet!
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18. Check it out!
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19. yeah!
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20. Ooh!
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21. What do you
think, hah?
Hah?
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22. Kel, what kind
of superhero
goes around
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23. Wearing a goofy
helmet like
that one?
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24. The kind that
get his super
powers from
drinking orange soda!
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25. Yeah!
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26. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Now behold...
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27. The power of
the orange.
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28. Hey... Ay...
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29. Huh! Aah!
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30. Ahh!
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31. Uh, kel...
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32. Why don't you save
the energy for
tonight's show, because,
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33. Uh, you're
gonna need it.
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34. Oh-ho-ho!
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35. Now, come on now!
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36. Hey-hey!
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37. Oh!
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38. Whoa!
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39. Hey, kenan!
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40. How'd you do that?
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41. Man! I think i'm gonna
need a hand doctor.
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42. Ahh, here it goes!
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43. Hi, chris!
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44. So what are you
sneaking up on me
like that for?
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45. I just came in
and said hi.
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46. All right.
I'm sorry.
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47. I'm just a little jumpy.
This jackhammer guy
has got me
all nervous!
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48. Jackhammer?
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49. Yes, the jackhammer's
a dangerous criminal!
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50. He's already robbed
5 other grocery
stores in the area!
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51. For real? Man!
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52. Well, i'd like to see
the jackhammer try to
come into rigby's,
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53. Boy, sure, 'cause...
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54. I just would.
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55. Hey, rigby's!
What's up?
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56. Haven't you
heard?
Nah.
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57. The jackhammer
is on the loose!
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58. The jackhammer's
on the loose?
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59. Not the
jackhammer!
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60. Aah! Not the jackhammer.
What am i gonna do?
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61. Do you even know
who the jackhammer is?
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62. Maybe.
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63. Kel, the jackhammer
is a dangerous thief.
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64. See, there's
his picture!
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65. Lemme see.
Uh-huh, lemme see.
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66. Hey, i can't
get this
thing open.
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67. Ooh. It's
the jackhammer!
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68. I got the jackhammer!
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69. Come on, kel!
Oh, man!
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70. Kel, stop!
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71. Kel.
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72. That's not
the jackhammer, man!
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73. The jackhammer's
a mean, scary,
tough-looking man.
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74. And... That's a nun.
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75. Oh.
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76. Hey, wait.
Wait, nun.
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77. All right.
Let's just get
back to work.
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78. Kenan, could you
grab the produce
boxes from the back?
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79. Kel, please don't
tackle any more nuns.
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80. All right.
Mmm-mmm.
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81. Hah,
lemme see.
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82. Ah! "wanted.
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83. John the jackhammer
rogan."
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84. Baldy and his
beady eyes. He's
like "i see you!"
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85. I see you!
Ha-ha!
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86. Baldy-head, hey,
what's up, man?
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87. Look at him now.
He is so ugly!
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88. Look at his
bald head.
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89. Aw, look at the
hair on his chin.
It's like a—just
a wet squirrel.
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90. Just, "i'm wet."
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91. Ha-ha-ha, look at that.
Whoo! Soda time.
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92. Oh, man.
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93. Oh, oh. Welcome
to rigby's. How
might-
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94. Gimme all
your money!
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95. Oh!
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96. The hammer!
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97. Chris, could
you be quiet?
I'm tryin' to open
my orange soda.
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98. Hurry it up!
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99. I'm
hurrying!
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100. Please don't
hurt me!
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101. No hurt!
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102. Is there
a back way
out of here?
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103. ye-ess!
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104. Rogan!
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105. Hey! Isn't that
the jackhammer?
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106. Yes!
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107. I think you
knocked him out!
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108. Now, in your
own words, mr. Potter,
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109. Could you tell
us what happened?
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110. Certainly.
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111. I remember it
like it was yesterday.
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112. It just
happened today.
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113. Who's telling
the story?
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114. You are!
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115. It started out
like any other day.
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116. Everything seemed normal.
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117. But, you know,
in my line of work
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118. You have to be
ready for anything.
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119. I was at the counter,
counting some money,
of course,
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120. And, you see,
what happened...
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121. All right.
This is a robbery!
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122. Gimme all
your money!
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123. I maintained my calm.
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124. My nerves were like, ah, er...
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125. Calm!
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126. I looked him
right in the eye,
and i said:
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127. I don't think so!
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128. You picked
the wrong store
to rob this time.
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129. Yah!
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130. Hah! Hee, hee!
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131. is there a
back way out
of here?
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132. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-
ha-ha-ha!
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133. So, thanks to my
amazing bravery,
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134. And kenan's lucky timing,
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135. The jackhammer was caught!
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136. In fact,
i gotta tell you.
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137. That jackhammer
isn't so tough.
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138. aah!
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139. Man, that is not
what happened at all.
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140. Why don't you tell
me the way it really
happened, then.
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141. See, i was in
the back room, right,
grabbing some boxes,
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142. When all of
a sudden,
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143. I sensed danger!
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144. Hmm.
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145. I sense danger.
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146. Kenan, v.O.: So i'm thinking
i better go to the front of
the store and check it out.
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147. I better go to the front of
the store and check it out.
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148. Ah-ha-ha-ha-
ha-ha-ha!
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149. Hey!
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150. You leave him alone!
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151. Ha! You gonna
make me?
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152. Yes.
Ooh!
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154. Now i'm angry!
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155. How about we
go for a little
spin, huh!
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156. Kenan, v.O.: And that's when
the supermodel rushed in.
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157. My hero!
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158. Hey, girl.
How are you doing?
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159. I ain't seen
you in awhile.
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160. You miss me?
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161. Oh, kenan.
You're so brave
and boyishly handsome.
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162. I've never seen
such a strong—
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163. All right, all right.
Are you sure that's
exactly what happened?
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164. Well, you know,
all except for
the supermodel part.
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165. And the bread
fighting and spinning.
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166. But—but i did.
I knocked him out.
I did!
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167. Hey, everybody!
Look what these
keys do.
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168. Oh, look,
mr. Jack-a-hammer.
The door's open!
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169. Aw, it's closed.
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170. Oh, oh. Oh, wait—
it's open!
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171. Oh! Closed.
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172. Ha-ha. Hey.
Wanna come out?
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173. Would you please
cut that out?
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174. Boy! What's
his problem?
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175. Rude!
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176. Whoo!
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177. What's
happening?
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178. Why don't you tell me
what you saw today.
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179. Oh, ok.
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180. Well, i went into rigby's,
like i do every day.
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181. And i went to go
get some orange soda.
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182. Kel...
Drink me!
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183. Who said that?
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184. It's me.
The orange soda.
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185. I want you to drink me!
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186. But—but... Orange soda
bottles can't talk.
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187. Yes, we can.
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188. Open me up.
Taste my
orange goodness!
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189. O-kay!
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190. Whoo! Oh, wait.
It's stuck!
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192. This can't be happening!
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193. No, no, please. No! No!
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194. Aah!
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195. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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197. Calm down.
It'll be ok.
It'll be all right.
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198. Hey, hey.
There you go.
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199. There you go,
there you go.
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200. Kel, what does that
story have to do
with the robbery?
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201. Nothing. It's about orange soda.
You have to pay attention!
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202. What happened
at rigby's this
afternoon?
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203. Oh, kenan knocked
out the robber
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204. With the door.
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205. Well, kid,
good job.
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206. You hear that,
jackhammer?
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207. Looks like you're
going to be going
away for the next
20 years,
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208. All thanks to
that kid right there.
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209. Well, i wouldn't
say, "all thanks."
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210. That's right!
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211. Ha-ha. Yeah.
20 years.
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212. All thanks
to my buddy.
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213. You goin' down, brother.
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214. You goin'--
shh!
That does it!
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215. When i get out
of here, i'm coming
after you, kevin!
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216. Man! "kevin!" what
kind of stuff is that?
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217. You can't come back
for him. You don't
even know his name!
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218. If you're gonna
say somebody's name,
get it right.
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219. It's kenan.
Ooh!
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221. Remember that.
Kenan rockmore
put you in jail.
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222. Oh, you're mine,
kenan rockmore.
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223. Mine!
Rrrr-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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224. Yours?
Aw, i got to go!
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225. Don't let him
scare you, kid.
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226. You did a good
thing today.
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228. A hero?
Really? Wow!
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229. Hey, kel, did
you hear that?
That's—oh!
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to be a hero?
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236. Well, i don't
know about "hero."
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237. I mean, all
i really did was catch
a dangerous criminal.
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238. There was nothing
to it, really.
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239. It was really
no big deal.
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240. To those of you it's
still a big deal to you,
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241. You can purchase
one of these
commemorative t-shirts.
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242. Or, you can
buy one of these.
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243. Kel, nobody's gonna
buy a shirt that says,
"friend of hero."
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244. False information!
I already bought 5.
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245. Well, i stand corrected.
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246. Kenan, are you worried
about the jackhammer's
threats of carrying out
a painful revenge?
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247. Well, "worried"?
Well, uh...
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248. No. I mean, worried
isn't something that
i do, you know,
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249. Being a hero and all.
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250. Mr. Potter, are you
at all concerned about
the jackhammer returning
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every one of your limbs?
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252. Ah. Fast forward
past chris here.
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253. Ah, here we go.
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254. Do you consider
yourself to be
a brave person?
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255. well, "brave" is
such a strong word,
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256. But... Yes!
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said last time
we watched this.
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259. Are you watching
that tape again?
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260. Kenan,
it's been
4 days!
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261. Mama, hey.
It's not every week
that we're on tv.
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262. Hey,
rockmores.
Yeah.
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263. Where you going
with all
the luggages?
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264. Away for the
weekend, kel.
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265. No!
Ooh, can i go?
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266. Now kenan, you sure
you're going to be ok
while we're gone?
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267. Yeah, daddy,
i'll be fine, man.
And if anything
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268. I'll just deal
with it in my
usual heroic way.
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269. Now move along.
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270. All right.
Bye, our
little hero!
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271. Hey, lemme
help with
the luggage.
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272. No, it's
all right, kel.
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273. I wanna help.
No, kel. It's ok.
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I'm sorry.
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276. All right, let me
get all that in here.
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277. You might want
a pillow.
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278. All right, you might
want to call grandma.
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279. All right!
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280. Oh, man!
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281. Thanks, kel.
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282. You're welcome.
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283. I'm sorry.
Let's go. Someone
get the door, please.
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284. Good-bye, boys!
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285. All right,
all right. Be good.
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286. All right.
See y'all later.
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287. Ok, yeah, all right.
All right.
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288. Finally!
The house to ourselves.
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289. No parents, no sisters.
Man, we can do whatever
we want to do.
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290. Boy, the sky
is the limit!
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291. Whoo! So what
are we going to
do first?
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292. Let's watch tv.
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293. Tv anchorman:
And that pig will
never swim again.
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294. Now, in other news,
the jackhammer,
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295. Who was arrested earlier this
week, has escaped from prison.
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296. I repeat: Dangerous
criminal mastermind john "the
jackhammer" rogan has escaped.
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297. Ahh!
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298. Oh, man.
You see that?
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299. John the jack-a-hammer?
He escaped!
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300. Aw, that's bad news.
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301. 'cause you remember
what he said?
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302. He said he was gonna
get you if it was
the last thing he did!
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303. Kenan. Kenan!
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304. Oop!
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305. Hah!
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306. Let's see the jackhammer
try to find me now!
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307. Ain't nobody gonna
recognize me like this, baby.
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308. Kenan, what's
with the getup?
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309. It's supposed to
be a disguise, man,
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310. So that the jackhammer
can't find me.
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311. Oh, please.
That disguise isn't
going to fool anyone.
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312. All right.
You guys seen kenan?
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313. Kel, it's me.
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314. And i'm me.
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315. Y'all seen kenan?
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316. Kel, this is kenan.
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317. Well, if this
is the real kenan,
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318. Then... How many
fingers i'm
holding up?
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319. 3.
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320. Hey, it is you!
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321. A-a-all right, now.
Stop hugging me.
Leave me alone.
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322. Everybody just
leave me alone!
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323. Now, now, kenan. Calm down.
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324. The jackhammer isn't
going to come after you
now that he's escaped.
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325. I'm sure he's
left town by now.
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326. Yeah! Unless he
plans to come
back, get his
revenge against you
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327. And then leave town.
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328. Oh, i gotta
get out of here.
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329. Oh, i got to
get on out of here.
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330. Got to to get on
out of here!
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331. Kenan?
Aah!
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news regarding
the jackhammer.
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333. Oh?
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334. Oh, is he
getting married?
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335. You caught
him again?
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336. Not exactly.
But we do have
an idea where
he may be headed.
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337. Yeah, far away
from here, i bet.
You see, kenan?
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338. We found this
"to do" list in
the jackhammer's cell.
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339. Now as you could see
right at the top
of the list,
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340. "escape from prison"
has already been
crossed off.
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341. And you'll notice
just below that
it says—
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342. "pick up dry
cleaning"?
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343. No, below that.
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344. Oh,"get kenan
rockmore."
oh! He's gonna
get me!
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345. Ooh! What he gonna
get you?
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346. What should
i do?
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347. Go home,
lock the door
and stay there.
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348. We'll send someone
by from time to time
to check on you.
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349. Ok, home. Got it.
Let me just
take off my wig
and my mustache.
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350. Yeah, and i'm
gonna get some
orange soda.
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351. But, uh-uh... Oh, wait!
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352. Uh, do you think
my life isn't in
any danger?
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353. Oh. Come on,
man, let's go.
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356. I thought you
were going to take
that old goofy
mustache off.
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357. What?
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358. I-is it stuck?
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359. Oh, that's what's
wrong. Lemme see.
Come here, man.
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360. Come on, man.
What's wrong
with you?
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361. Come on, man.
Come here, lemme see.
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362. [rii-ii-iiip]
come on... Let go!
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363. There.
There we go.
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364. Aah.
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365. Come on, kel, man.
You coming?
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366. I—i'm sorry.
I—i—i'm sorry.
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May—
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369. I gotta go!
All right, kenan!
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370. Aw. Gotta keep
the jackhammer out.
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371. Oh! Uh, no jackhammer.
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372. Oh. Whew!
All right. Yeah.
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373. Let's see somebody try to
get through that door, baby.
Perfec—
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374. Ahh, man!
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375. I brought some home
videos for, you know,
to get your mind
off of things.
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376. Oh, good.
What did you get?
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377. Well, i got
revenge is sweet,
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378. Sweet, sweet revenge,
and revenge equals pain.
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379. Oh, i gotta get
out of here before
i get jackhammered.
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380. Ah! Knock at
the door. What if
it's jackhammer?
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381. Don't worry.
I'll get him.
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382. Wait, wait... If you—
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383. Pizza farm!
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a kel kim—
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385. Yeah! Ha-ha-ha-
ha-ha-ha-ha!
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386. Yeah, we showed him.
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387. That's not
the jackhammer, man.
That's the pizza boy.
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388. Oh. Oh, yeah.
That must be that
pizza i ordered earlier.
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389. Man, i wanted
pepperoni!
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390. Kel, the pizza
boy's unconscious.
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but i wanted pepperoni.
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392. Man, forget
about the pepperoni!
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393. Help me move
the couch
against the door.
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394. Ready, go!
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couch is heavy!
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a better idea.
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move the couch
against the door
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399. And you take
the pizza boy in
the kitchen
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400. And put some
ice on him
or something.
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401. All right.
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407. Yeah, let's see
the jackhammer try
to get through that one.
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410. Oh!
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411. Kel! Quick!
He's here.
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412. Give me something
to hit him with.
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413. There you go.
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414. Preferably
something not soft!
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415. Oh!
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416. Oh. How about these?
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417. Great!
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418. All right,
we're gonna cut
the lights out,
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419. Then when he comes in,
we'll hit him with
the frying pan.
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420. Hit him with
the frying pan.
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421. What—what is
the couch doing here?
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422. What is going on?
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423. Dad! Dad, are you ok?
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424. What—what are
you doing home?
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425. Kenan, we came home
as soon as we heard
the jackhammer
escaped and we—
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426. What did you
hit my mama for?
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427. How was i supposed
to know that was
your mama?
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428. Because the light's
on and you know
my mama!
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429. My bad.
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430. Ah-ah. The front
door's open.
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431. I gotta close
the front door.
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432. What the—
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433. Kel!
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434. I'm—i'm sorry.
It's not my fault.
He surprised me.
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435. Well, how could
he do that?
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436. He—he came in
and said, "police.
We're coming in."
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437. Well, i can see
how that could have
caught you off guard.
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438. Kel! What did you
do that for?
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439. He was waking up!
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440. Ow! Well, all
the doors are
all open.
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441. Look, stay in here.
Try not to knock out
or re-knock anybody
else out.
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442. Fine. I won't
knock anyone out.
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443. Oh! Ah! Jackhammer!
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444. Ah-oh, stupid door.
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445. Ok, hero.
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446. I told you i
was gonna get you.
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447. Oh, ah, m-m-m-mr.
Jackhammer...
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448. Um, um, sir...
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449. Well, about
the getting,
it was, um...
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450. Hey, would you like
a cold beverage or
some pizza?
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451. Is it
pepperoni?
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452. No... Ow!
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453. Kenan, i don't
think jackhammer's
coming.
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454. Kel! Knock
him out!
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455. Well, wait a minute.
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456. You—you told me
not to knock anyone
else out.
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457. Yeah, but i'm now
telling you...
Knock him out!
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458. You're sure
you're not gonna
get mad at me?
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459. Just do it!
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460. You're not
gonna get mad?
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461. Just do it!
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462. Ok.
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463. Kel...
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464. The next time
a big, scary man
is choking me,
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465. And you're holding
a frying pan,
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466. I would really
appreciate it if you—
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467. Oh! Thank you
very much.
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468. Ah, did everybody
enjoy the show tonight?
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469. Yeah!
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470. All right, y'all.
You have a good night.
See you when i see you.
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471. Whoa-oh-oh-oh,
there, speedy.
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472. What's the rush?
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473. Well, i don't
want the jackhammer
to get me.
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474. Kel, the jackhammer's
in jail.
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475. Well, he escaped
before and now he's
all mad at me this time.
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476. But kel, you can't
just leave while we're
trying to say good-bye
to the audience.
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477. Well, you know,
i had a feeling
you was gonna
say that.
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478. So now i'm all
prepared.
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479. What's with
the outfit?
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480. Now i'm
camouflaged, huh?
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481. Aw, where'd i go?
Where'd i go?
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482. Where'd i go?
Where's kel?
I can't see him.
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483. Where he at?
Where he at?
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484. You know, i bet we
could get away with
a lot if we were
invisible.
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485. Now, see,
i'm not really
invisible.
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486. It's just that
you know, i was—
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487. Kel, grab some
nail polish,
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488. Some nail polish
remover, and, uh,
any third item,
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489. And meet me
over there.
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490. Come on!
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491. Velvet.
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492. Kenan!
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493. Why are we getting
nail polish if we
just gonna remove it?
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494. Kenan, i can't think
of a third item.
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495. Oh, wait a minute.
How about a compass?
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496. Kenan! Kenan!
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497. Ah, here it goes!
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by nickelodeon and u.S.
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499. Captioning performed by
the national captioning
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