1. Oh, here it goes.Copy !req
2. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
and u.S. Department of educationCopy !req
3. Wow! Oh, yeah.Copy !req
4. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
5. Wow. Welcome to the
kenan and kel program.Copy !req
6. The name on my student
i.D. Says kenan!Copy !req
7. And the name in
my underwear says
i'm kel.Copy !req
8. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
9. All right!
Well, everybody
get ready for fun,Copy !req
10. 'cause we got
a great show for
y'all tonight.Copy !req
11. That's right.
We got a great show.
See, in tonight's show,Copy !req
12. Kenan and i become
crime-fighting
superheros!Copy !req
13. What are you
talking about, man?Copy !req
14. None of that
stuff happens in
tonight's episode.Copy !req
15. I even have my
own superhero
helmet!Copy !req
16. Check it out!Copy !req
17. yeah!Copy !req
18. Ooh!Copy !req
19. What do you
think, hah?
Hah?Copy !req
20. Kel, what kind
of superhero
goes aroundCopy !req
21. Wearing a goofy
helmet like
that one?Copy !req
22. Yeah!Copy !req
23. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Now behold...Copy !req
24. The power of
the orange.Copy !req
25. Hey... Ay...Copy !req
26. Huh! Aah!Copy !req
27. Ahh!Copy !req
28. Uh, kel...Copy !req
29. Why don't you save
the energy for
tonight's show, because,Copy !req
30. Uh, you're
gonna need it.Copy !req
31. Oh-ho-ho!Copy !req
32. Now, come on now!Copy !req
33. Hey-hey!Copy !req
34. Oh!Copy !req
35. Whoa!Copy !req
36. Hey, kenan!Copy !req
37. How'd you do that?Copy !req
38. Man! I think i'm gonna
need a hand doctor.Copy !req
39. Ahh, here it goes!Copy !req
40. Hi, chris!Copy !req
41. So what are you
sneaking up on me
like that for?Copy !req
42. I just came in
and said hi.Copy !req
43. All right.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
44. Jackhammer?Copy !req
45. Yes, the jackhammer's
a dangerous criminal!Copy !req
46. He's already robbed
5 other grocery
stores in the area!Copy !req
47. For real? Man!Copy !req
48. Well, i'd like to see
the jackhammer try to
come into rigby's,Copy !req
49. Boy, sure, 'cause...Copy !req
50. I just would.Copy !req
51. Hey, rigby's!
What's up?Copy !req
52. Haven't you
heard?
Nah.Copy !req
53. The jackhammer
is on the loose!Copy !req
54. The jackhammer's
on the loose?Copy !req
55. Not the
jackhammer!Copy !req
56. Aah! Not the jackhammer.
What am i gonna do?Copy !req
57. Do you even know
who the jackhammer is?Copy !req
58. Maybe.Copy !req
59. Kel, the jackhammer
is a dangerous thief.Copy !req
60. See, there's
his picture!Copy !req
61. Lemme see.
Uh-huh, lemme see.Copy !req
62. Hey, i can't
get this
thing open.Copy !req
63. Ooh. It's
the jackhammer!Copy !req
64. I got the jackhammer!Copy !req
65. Come on, kel!
Oh, man!Copy !req
66. Kel, stop!Copy !req
67. Kel.Copy !req
68. That's not
the jackhammer, man!Copy !req
69. The jackhammer's
a mean, scary,
tough-looking man.Copy !req
70. And... That's a nun.Copy !req
71. Oh.Copy !req
72. Hey, wait.
Wait, nun.Copy !req
73. All right.
Let's just get
back to work.Copy !req
74. Kenan, could you
grab the produce
boxes from the back?Copy !req
75. Kel, please don't
tackle any more nuns.Copy !req
76. All right.
Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
77. Hah,
lemme see.Copy !req
78. Ah! "wanted.Copy !req
79. John the jackhammer
rogan."Copy !req
80. Baldy and his
beady eyes. He's
like "i see you!"Copy !req
81. I see you!
Ha-ha!Copy !req
82. Baldy-head, hey,
what's up, man?Copy !req
83. Look at him now.
He is so ugly!Copy !req
84. Look at his
bald head.Copy !req
85. Just, "i'm wet."Copy !req
86. Ha-ha-ha, look at that.
Whoo! Soda time.Copy !req
87. Oh, man.Copy !req
88. Oh, oh. Welcome
to rigby's. How
might-Copy !req
89. Gimme all
your money!Copy !req
90. Oh!Copy !req
91. The hammer!Copy !req
92. Hurry it up!Copy !req
93. I'm
hurrying!Copy !req
94. Please don't
hurt me!Copy !req
95. No hurt!Copy !req
96. Is there
a back way
out of here?Copy !req
97. ye-ess!Copy !req
98. Rogan!Copy !req
99. Hey! Isn't that
the jackhammer?Copy !req
100. Yes!Copy !req
101. I think you
knocked him out!Copy !req
102. Now, in your
own words, mr. Potter,Copy !req
103. Could you tell
us what happened?Copy !req
104. Certainly.Copy !req
105. I remember it
like it was yesterday.Copy !req
106. It just
happened today.Copy !req
107. Who's telling
the story?Copy !req
108. You are!Copy !req
109. It started out
like any other day.Copy !req
110. Everything seemed normal.Copy !req
111. But, you know,
in my line of workCopy !req
112. You have to be
ready for anything.Copy !req
113. I was at the counter,
counting some money,
of course,Copy !req
114. And, you see,
what happened...Copy !req
115. All right.
This is a robbery!Copy !req
116. Gimme all
your money!Copy !req
117. I maintained my calm.Copy !req
118. My nerves were like, ah, er...Copy !req
119. Calm!Copy !req
120. I looked him
right in the eye,
and i said:Copy !req
121. I don't think so!Copy !req
122. You picked
the wrong store
to rob this time.Copy !req
123. Yah!Copy !req
124. Hah! Hee, hee!Copy !req
125. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-
ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
126. So, thanks to my
amazing bravery,Copy !req
127. And kenan's lucky timing,Copy !req
128. The jackhammer was caught!Copy !req
129. In fact,
i gotta tell you.Copy !req
130. That jackhammer
isn't so tough.Copy !req
131. aah!Copy !req
132. Man, that is not
what happened at all.Copy !req
133. Why don't you tell
me the way it really
happened, then.Copy !req
134. See, i was in
the back room, right,
grabbing some boxes,Copy !req
135. When all of
a sudden,Copy !req
136. I sensed danger!Copy !req
137. Hmm.Copy !req
138. I sense danger.Copy !req
139. Kenan, v.O.: So i'm thinking
i better go to the front of
the store and check it out.Copy !req
140. I better go to the front of
the store and check it out.Copy !req
141. Ah-ha-ha-ha-
ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
142. Hey!Copy !req
143. You leave him alone!Copy !req
144. Ha! You gonna
make me?Copy !req
145. Yes.
Ooh!Copy !req
146. Yes, i am.Copy !req
147. Now i'm angry!Copy !req
148. How about we
go for a little
spin, huh!Copy !req
149. Kenan, v.O.: And that's when
the supermodel rushed in.Copy !req
150. My hero!Copy !req
151. Hey, girl.
How are you doing?Copy !req
152. I ain't seen
you in awhile.Copy !req
153. You miss me?Copy !req
154. Oh, kenan.
You're so brave
and boyishly handsome.Copy !req
155. I've never seen
such a strong—Copy !req
156. All right, all right.
Are you sure that's
exactly what happened?Copy !req
157. Well, you know,
all except for
the supermodel part.Copy !req
158. And the bread
fighting and spinning.Copy !req
159. But—but i did.
I knocked him out.
I did!Copy !req
160. Hey, everybody!
Look what these
keys do.Copy !req
161. Oh, look,
mr. Jack-a-hammer.
The door's open!Copy !req
162. Aw, it's closed.Copy !req
163. Oh, oh. Oh, wait—
it's open!Copy !req
164. Oh! Closed.Copy !req
165. Ha-ha. Hey.
Wanna come out?Copy !req
166. Would you please
cut that out?Copy !req
167. Boy! What's
his problem?Copy !req
168. Rude!Copy !req
169. Whoo!Copy !req
170. What's
happening?Copy !req
171. Why don't you tell me
what you saw today.Copy !req
172. Oh, ok.Copy !req
173. Well, i went into rigby's,
like i do every day.Copy !req
174. And i went to go
get some orange soda.Copy !req
175. Kel...
Drink me!Copy !req
176. Who said that?Copy !req
177. It's me.
The orange soda.Copy !req
178. I want you to drink me!Copy !req
179. But—but... Orange soda
bottles can't talk.Copy !req
180. Yes, we can.Copy !req
181. Open me up.
Taste my
orange goodness!Copy !req
182. O-kay!Copy !req
183. Whoo! Oh, wait.
It's stuck!Copy !req
184. I—i can't open you.Copy !req
185. This can't be happening!Copy !req
186. No, no, please. No! No!Copy !req
187. Aah!Copy !req
188. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
189. Aah! No!Copy !req
190. Calm down.
It'll be ok.
It'll be all right.Copy !req
191. Hey, hey.
There you go.Copy !req
192. There you go,
there you go.Copy !req
193. Kel, what does that
story have to do
with the robbery?Copy !req
194. Nothing. It's about orange soda.
You have to pay attention!Copy !req
195. What happened
at rigby's this
afternoon?Copy !req
196. Oh, kenan knocked
out the robberCopy !req
197. With the door.Copy !req
198. Well, kid,
good job.Copy !req
199. You hear that,
jackhammer?Copy !req
200. All thanks to
that kid right there.Copy !req
201. Well, i wouldn't
say, "all thanks."Copy !req
202. That's right!Copy !req
203. Ha-ha. Yeah.
20 years.Copy !req
204. All thanks
to my buddy.Copy !req
205. You goin' down, brother.Copy !req
206. You goin'--
shh!
That does it!Copy !req
207. When i get out
of here, i'm coming
after you, kevin!Copy !req
208. Man! "kevin!" what
kind of stuff is that?Copy !req
209. You can't come back
for him. You don't
even know his name!Copy !req
210. If you're gonna
say somebody's name,
get it right.Copy !req
211. It's kenan.
Ooh!Copy !req
212. Kenan rockmore.Copy !req
213. Remember that.
Kenan rockmore
put you in jail.Copy !req
214. Oh, you're mine,
kenan rockmore.Copy !req
215. Mine!
Rrrr-ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
216. Yours?
Aw, i got to go!Copy !req
217. Don't let him
scare you, kid.Copy !req
218. You did a good
thing today.Copy !req
219. You're a hero.Copy !req
220. A hero?
Really? Wow!Copy !req
221. Hey, kel, did
you hear that?
That's—oh!Copy !req
222. Help me!Copy !req
223. Oh, come on, man.Copy !req
224. Get him off!Copy !req
225. Kenan, kenan!Copy !req
226. Uh, kenan.Copy !req
227. How does it feel
to be a hero?Copy !req
228. Well, i don't
know about "hero."Copy !req
229. I mean, all
i really did was catch
a dangerous criminal.Copy !req
230. There was nothing
to it, really.Copy !req
231. It was really
no big deal.Copy !req
232. To those of you it's
still a big deal to you,Copy !req
233. You can purchase
one of these
commemorative t-shirts.Copy !req
234. Or, you can
buy one of these.Copy !req
235. Kel, nobody's gonna
buy a shirt that says,
"friend of hero."Copy !req
236. False information!
I already bought 5.Copy !req
237. Well, i stand corrected.Copy !req
238. Well, "worried"?
Well, uh...Copy !req
239. No. I mean, worried
isn't something that
i do, you know,Copy !req
240. Being a hero and all.Copy !req
241. Mr. Potter, are you
at all concerned about
the jackhammer returningCopy !req
242. And ripping off
every one of your limbs?Copy !req
243. Ah. Fast forward
past chris here.Copy !req
244. Ah, here we go.Copy !req
245. Do you consider
yourself to be
a brave person?Copy !req
246. well, "brave" is
such a strong word,Copy !req
247. But... Yes!Copy !req
248. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
249. That's what you
said last time
we watched this.Copy !req
250. Are you watching
that tape again?Copy !req
251. Kenan,
it's been
4 days!Copy !req
252. Mama, hey.
It's not every week
that we're on tv.Copy !req
253. Where you going
with all
the luggages?Copy !req
254. Away for the
weekend, kel.Copy !req
255. No!
Ooh, can i go?Copy !req
256. Now kenan, you sure
you're going to be ok
while we're gone?Copy !req
257. I'll just deal
with it in my
usual heroic way.Copy !req
258. Now move along.Copy !req
259. All right.
Bye, our
little hero!Copy !req
260. Hey, lemme
help with
the luggage.Copy !req
261. No, it's
all right, kel.Copy !req
262. I wanna help.
No, kel. It's ok.Copy !req
263. Ohh.Copy !req
264. I'll fix it.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
265. All right, let me
get all that in here.Copy !req
266. You might want
a pillow.Copy !req
267. All right, you might
want to call grandma.Copy !req
268. All right!Copy !req
269. Oh, man!Copy !req
270. Thanks, kel.Copy !req
271. You're welcome.Copy !req
272. I'm sorry.
Let's go. Someone
get the door, please.Copy !req
273. Good-bye, boys!Copy !req
274. All right,
all right. Be good.Copy !req
275. All right.
See y'all later.Copy !req
276. Ok, yeah, all right.
All right.Copy !req
277. Finally!
The house to ourselves.Copy !req
278. No parents, no sisters.
Man, we can do whatever
we want to do.Copy !req
279. Boy, the sky
is the limit!Copy !req
280. Whoo! So what
are we going to
do first?Copy !req
281. Let's watch tv.Copy !req
282. Tv anchorman:
And that pig will
never swim again.Copy !req
283. Now, in other news,
the jackhammer,Copy !req
284. Who was arrested earlier this
week, has escaped from prison.Copy !req
285. I repeat: Dangerous
criminal mastermind john "the
jackhammer" rogan has escaped.Copy !req
286. Ahh!Copy !req
287. Oh, man.
You see that?Copy !req
288. John the jack-a-hammer?
He escaped!Copy !req
289. Aw, that's bad news.Copy !req
290. 'cause you remember
what he said?Copy !req
291. He said he was gonna
get you if it was
the last thing he did!Copy !req
292. Kenan. Kenan!Copy !req
293. Oop!Copy !req
294. Hah!Copy !req
295. Let's see the jackhammer
try to find me now!Copy !req
296. Ain't nobody gonna
recognize me like this, baby.Copy !req
297. Kenan, what's
with the getup?Copy !req
298. It's supposed to
be a disguise, man,Copy !req
299. So that the jackhammer
can't find me.Copy !req
300. Oh, please.
That disguise isn't
going to fool anyone.Copy !req
301. All right.
You guys seen kenan?Copy !req
302. Kel, it's me.Copy !req
303. And i'm me.Copy !req
304. Y'all seen kenan?Copy !req
305. Kel, this is kenan.Copy !req
306. Well, if this
is the real kenan,Copy !req
307. Then... How many
fingers i'm
holding up?Copy !req
308. 3.Copy !req
309. Hey, it is you!Copy !req
310. A-a-all right, now.
Stop hugging me.
Leave me alone.Copy !req
311. Everybody just
leave me alone!Copy !req
312. Now, now, kenan. Calm down.Copy !req
313. The jackhammer isn't
going to come after you
now that he's escaped.Copy !req
314. I'm sure he's
left town by now.Copy !req
315. And then leave town.Copy !req
316. Oh, i gotta
get out of here.Copy !req
317. Oh, i got to
get on out of here.Copy !req
318. Got to to get on
out of here!Copy !req
319. Kenan?
Aah!Copy !req
320. We have some
news regarding
the jackhammer.Copy !req
321. Oh?Copy !req
322. Oh, is he
getting married?Copy !req
323. You caught
him again?Copy !req
324. Yeah, far away
from here, i bet.
You see, kenan?Copy !req
325. We found this
"to do" list in
the jackhammer's cell.Copy !req
326. Now as you could see
right at the top
of the list,Copy !req
327. "escape from prison"
has already been
crossed off.Copy !req
328. And you'll notice
just below that
it says—Copy !req
329. "pick up dry
cleaning"?Copy !req
330. No, below that.Copy !req
331. Ooh! What he gonna
get you?Copy !req
332. What should
i do?Copy !req
333. Go home,
lock the door
and stay there.Copy !req
334. We'll send someone
by from time to time
to check on you.Copy !req
335. Yeah, and i'm
gonna get some
orange soda.Copy !req
336. But, uh-uh... Oh, wait!Copy !req
337. Uh, do you think
my life isn't in
any danger?Copy !req
338. Oh. Come on,
man, let's go.Copy !req
339. Ha-ha. Whoo!Copy !req
340. Excuse me?Copy !req
341. What?Copy !req
342. I-is it stuck?Copy !req
343. Oh, that's what's
wrong. Lemme see.
Come here, man.Copy !req
344. Come on, man.
What's wrong
with you?Copy !req
345. Come on, man.
Come here, lemme see.Copy !req
346. come on... Let go!Copy !req
347. There.
There we go.Copy !req
348. Aah.Copy !req
349. Come on, kel, man.
You coming?Copy !req
350. I—i'm sorry.
I—i—i'm sorry.Copy !req
351. M-m-maybe i—Copy !req
352. I—i—i'm sorry.
May—Copy !req
353. I gotta go!
All right, kenan!Copy !req
354. Aw. Gotta keep
the jackhammer out.Copy !req
355. Oh! Uh, no jackhammer.Copy !req
356. Oh. Whew!
All right. Yeah.Copy !req
357. Let's see somebody try to
get through that door, baby.
Perfec—Copy !req
358. Ahh, man!Copy !req
359. Oh, good.
What did you get?Copy !req
360. Well, i got
revenge is sweet,Copy !req
361. Sweet, sweet revenge,
and revenge equals pain.Copy !req
362. Oh, i gotta get
out of here before
i get jackhammered.Copy !req
363. Ah! Knock at
the door. What if
it's jackhammer?Copy !req
364. Don't worry.
I'll get him.Copy !req
365. Wait, wait... If you—Copy !req
366. Pizza farm!Copy !req
367. Delivery for
a kel kim—Copy !req
368. Yeah! Ha-ha-ha-
ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
369. Yeah, we showed him.Copy !req
370. That's not
the jackhammer, man.
That's the pizza boy.Copy !req
371. Oh. Oh, yeah.
That must be that
pizza i ordered earlier.Copy !req
372. Man, i wanted
pepperoni!Copy !req
373. Kel, the pizza
boy's unconscious.Copy !req
374. I know,
but i wanted pepperoni.Copy !req
375. Man, forget
about the pepperoni!Copy !req
376. Help me move
the couch
against the door.Copy !req
377. Ready, go!Copy !req
378. Man, this
couch is heavy!Copy !req
379. Man, stop!Copy !req
380. I got
a better idea.Copy !req
381. How about i
move the couch
against the doorCopy !req
382. And you take
the pizza boy in
the kitchenCopy !req
383. And put some
ice on him
or something.Copy !req
384. All right.Copy !req
385. Come on, pizza boy.Copy !req
386. Here we go.Copy !req
387. Hoop, hoop!Copy !req
388. Hah. Whew!Copy !req
389. Heh-heh-ha-ha!Copy !req
390. Yeah, let's see
the jackhammer try
to get through that one.Copy !req
391. Hoo!Copy !req
392. Ha-ha! Jackhammer!Copy !req
393. Oh!Copy !req
394. Kel! Quick!
He's here.Copy !req
395. Give me something
to hit him with.Copy !req
396. There you go.Copy !req
397. Preferably
something not soft!Copy !req
398. Oh!Copy !req
399. Oh. How about these?Copy !req
400. Great!Copy !req
401. All right,
we're gonna cut
the lights out,Copy !req
402. Then when he comes in,
we'll hit him with
the frying pan.Copy !req
403. Hit him with
the frying pan.Copy !req
404. What—what is
the couch doing here?Copy !req
405. What is going on?Copy !req
406. Dad! Dad, are you ok?Copy !req
407. What—what are
you doing home?Copy !req
408. What did you
hit my mama for?Copy !req
409. How was i supposed
to know that was
your mama?Copy !req
410. Because the light's
on and you know
my mama!Copy !req
411. My bad.Copy !req
412. Ah-ah. The front
door's open.Copy !req
413. I gotta close
the front door.Copy !req
414. What the—Copy !req
415. Kel!Copy !req
416. I'm—i'm sorry.
It's not my fault.
He surprised me.Copy !req
417. Well, how could
he do that?Copy !req
418. He—he came in
and said, "police.
We're coming in."Copy !req
419. Well, i can see
how that could have
caught you off guard.Copy !req
420. Kel! What did you
do that for?Copy !req
421. He was waking up!Copy !req
422. Ow! Well, all
the doors are
all open.Copy !req
423. Fine. I won't
knock anyone out.Copy !req
424. Oh! Ah! Jackhammer!Copy !req
425. Ah-oh, stupid door.Copy !req
426. Ok, hero.Copy !req
427. I told you i
was gonna get you.Copy !req
428. Oh, ah, m-m-m-mr.
Jackhammer...Copy !req
429. Um, um, sir...Copy !req
430. Well, about
the getting,
it was, um...Copy !req
431. Hey, would you like
a cold beverage or
some pizza?Copy !req
432. Is it
pepperoni?Copy !req
433. No... Ow!Copy !req
434. Kenan, i don't
think jackhammer's
coming.Copy !req
435. Kel! Knock
him out!Copy !req
436. Well, wait a minute.Copy !req
437. You—you told me
not to knock anyone
else out.Copy !req
438. Yeah, but i'm now
telling you...
Knock him out!Copy !req
439. You're sure
you're not gonna
get mad at me?Copy !req
440. Just do it!Copy !req
441. You're not
gonna get mad?Copy !req
442. Just do it!Copy !req
443. Ok.Copy !req
444. Kel...Copy !req
445. The next time
a big, scary man
is choking me,Copy !req
446. And you're holding
a frying pan,Copy !req
447. I would really
appreciate it if you—Copy !req
448. Oh! Thank you
very much.Copy !req
449. Ah, did everybody
enjoy the show tonight?Copy !req
450. Yeah!Copy !req
451. All right, y'all.
You have a good night.
See you when i see you.Copy !req
452. Whoa-oh-oh-oh,
there, speedy.Copy !req
453. What's the rush?Copy !req
454. Well, i don't
want the jackhammer
to get me.Copy !req
455. Kel, the jackhammer's
in jail.Copy !req
456. Well, he escaped
before and now he's
all mad at me this time.Copy !req
457. So now i'm all
prepared.Copy !req
458. What's with
the outfit?Copy !req
459. Now i'm
camouflaged, huh?Copy !req
460. Aw, where'd i go?
Where'd i go?Copy !req
461. Where'd i go?
Where's kel?
I can't see him.Copy !req
462. Where he at?
Where he at?Copy !req
463. Now, see,
i'm not really
invisible.Copy !req
464. It's just that
you know, i was—Copy !req
465. Kel, grab some
nail polish,Copy !req
466. Some nail polish
remover, and, uh,
any third item,Copy !req
467. And meet me
over there.Copy !req
468. Come on!Copy !req
469. Velvet.Copy !req
470. Kenan!Copy !req
471. Why are we getting
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472. Kenan, i can't think
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473. Oh, wait a minute.
How about a compass?Copy !req
474. Kenan! Kenan!Copy !req
475. Ah, here it goes!Copy !req
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