1. Oh, here it goes.Copy !req
2. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
and u.S. Department of educationCopy !req
3. Right on.Copy !req
4. Whoo!Copy !req
5. Whoo!Copy !req
6. Hey, thank you.Copy !req
7. Welcome.
Wow, welcome...Copy !req
8. To the
kenan & kel
program.Copy !req
9. I answer to the name
of kenan!Copy !req
10. Thank you.
Thank you.Copy !req
11. You're all
too kind!Copy !req
12. And i answer
to the name of...Copy !req
13. Sticky buuuuns!Copy !req
14. Sticky buns! Yeah!Copy !req
15. Oh.Copy !req
16. I also answer
to the name of kel.Copy !req
17. Um... Kel?Copy !req
18. What's that for?Copy !req
19. It's an um-brella.Copy !req
20. See, now if it rains,Copy !req
21. You can hold the
um-brella over your head,Copy !req
22. And the um-brella
will keep you from
getting wet.Copy !req
23. I know what
an umbrella is, man.Copy !req
24. Why do you have it
open inside?Copy !req
25. Oh, see, the weatherman
said that it was gonna
rain today, you know,Copy !req
26. And i don't wanna
get wet.Copy !req
27. Kel, we're inside,
man!Copy !req
28. How you gonna get
wet inside?Copy !req
29. It's not gonna
rain on you inside.
Rain inside!Copy !req
30. That's weird.Copy !req
31. It's rainin'
on the inside.Copy !req
32. Why is it only
rainin' on you?Copy !req
33. Because i have
an... Um-brella!Copy !req
34. I think i need to
hang on to this for
you for a minute.Copy !req
35. Yeah. Because it's
gonna come in handy
in tonight's
episode.Copy !req
36. Now, come on...Copy !req
37. Dippity-doo!Copy !req
38. Dippity doo-dah,
dippity day.Copy !req
39. Kenan!Copy !req
40. Kenan, dippity who?Copy !req
41. Kenan, where you
goin' with the rain?Copy !req
42. Kenan! Awwww!
Here it goes!Copy !req
43. "rate your dating skills.Copy !req
44. "is a date with you
a night to rememberCopy !req
45. Or a nightmare?"Copy !req
46. Yeah, like anybody ever
reads these dumb old things.Copy !req
47. Question number one.Copy !req
48. Ah, stupid fly!Copy !req
49. Shoo!Copy !req
50. Where was i? Ah!
Question number one.Copy !req
51. "is your idea
of the perfect date...Copy !req
52. A: A moonlight picnic..."Copy !req
53. Yeah, right.Copy !req
54. "b: An arm-wrestling
competition..."Copy !req
55. ha ha!Copy !req
56. Ow!Copy !req
57. All right. Ok.
Now you've had it.Copy !req
58. Kenan!Copy !req
59. Kel, shh!Copy !req
60. Fly.Copy !req
61. Fly!Copy !req
62. Ok.Copy !req
63. Oh, man!Copy !req
64. I can't do it!
I lost my ability
to fly!Copy !req
65. Aw, kel!Copy !req
66. There is a fly.Copy !req
67. Right... Next...
To you!Copy !req
68. Oh...Copy !req
69. I got it.Copy !req
70. Wait a minute,
kel.
Bad idea!Copy !req
71. No—oh...Copy !req
72. I missed him.Copy !req
73. Hey, guys,
you'll never guess—Copy !req
74. What happened here?Copy !req
75. I was trying
to swat a fly.Copy !req
76. No, no, no,
what happened—Copy !req
77. Nah, not what
happened.Copy !req
78. See, what happened
was, there was
no fly.Copy !req
79. What we were doing
was taking everything
off the shelfCopy !req
80. So we could clean it...Copy !req
81. With orange soda.Copy !req
82. Oh.Copy !req
83. Hey, guess what!Copy !req
84. Mother and i won
an all-expense paid
trip for 2Copy !req
85. To yakima springs!
We're going there
for the whole week!Copy !req
86. Well...
Congratulations!Copy !req
87. The whole week,
you say.Copy !req
88. Well, i'm really
gonna miss ya.
Bye!Copy !req
89. Wait, wait, wait.
Not so fast, kenan.Copy !req
90. Before i go,
i have a big favor
to ask you.Copy !req
91. Oh, favor?
Well, i'm kinda
busy right now,Copy !req
92. You know...
Whenever it is
that you need
a favor.Copy !req
93. Kenan, i was wondering
if you'd tend to my
house while i'm gone.Copy !req
94. Gee, well, normally
i would, but you know,Copy !req
95. The lunar eclipse
and the situation
with the potatoes—Copy !req
96. I'll pay you $50.Copy !req
97. It's a deal!Copy !req
98. Ooh!Copy !req
99. I got the fly!Copy !req
100. And now this one
gets watered on
mondays, wednesdays,Copy !req
101. And every other friday.Copy !req
102. Got it.
Water the plants.Copy !req
103. They're not just
plants, kenan.Copy !req
104. They're my friends.Copy !req
105. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
106. Ah...Copy !req
107. Come meet my fish,
norman.Copy !req
108. I like to play
the oboe for him.Copy !req
109. Well, isn't that
freaky?Copy !req
110. Hey, chris,
what's this picture of?Copy !req
111. That's mother and me
at my graduation from
grocery college.Copy !req
112. Well, it's not
really a good
picture of your
mama, man.Copy !req
113. You can't even
see her.Copy !req
114. What are you
getting at?Copy !req
115. Come to think
of it... I never
seen your mama,
chris.Copy !req
116. Well, she's not here
right now.Copy !req
117. All right!Copy !req
118. Ooh! I gotta go
to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
119. Kel!Copy !req
120. That is not
the bathroom.
That is the closet!Copy !req
121. Sorry about
your jacket.Copy !req
122. Kel, the bathroom
is upstairs!Copy !req
123. Thanks for taking
care of my friends.Copy !req
124. Oh, and kenan,
please don't forget.Copy !req
125. Don't worry!Copy !req
126. You just have fun
on your little vacationCopy !req
127. With mother...Copy !req
128. And trust me,
i will not forget.Copy !req
129. Whoo, boy!Copy !req
130. Kel, i think i'm
forgettin' something.Copy !req
131. What's wrong, kenan?Copy !req
132. I don't know.
I just... Feel like
i've forgotten
something, you know?Copy !req
133. Maybe you forgot
how to bake cookies.Copy !req
134. I don't know how
to bake cookies.Copy !req
135. I know.
'cause you forgot.Copy !req
136. What was i
forgettin'?Copy !req
137. You forgot about
that 10 bucks
i owe ya.Copy !req
138. What? What 10 bucks.
Never mind.Copy !req
139. Hi, boys.Copy !req
140. What's up?
Y'all bring me
something?Copy !req
141. Uh... No!Copy !req
142. Why would we?Copy !req
143. Oh!Copy !req
144. Ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
145. Kel, what are you
laughing at?Copy !req
146. The tv's not on!
The tv!Copy !req
147. I know. It's just
a funny-lookin' tv!Copy !req
148. What are you two
doin' here anyway?Copy !req
149. Kenan, i thought
you had to work
today.Copy !req
150. I gave myself
the day off.Copy !req
151. You know, it has
been wonderful not
having chris here
this week.Copy !req
152. Kenan, that reminds me.
Chris called you
last night.Copy !req
153. He wanted to know
how his plants
were doing.Copy !req
154. Tonight.
Yeah. When's chris
coming back anyway?Copy !req
155. Uh, kenan,
i think i know
what you forgot.Copy !req
156. I think i know, too!Copy !req
157. You forgot
to tell your daddy
that you broke the
window in his car.Copy !req
158. What?Copy !req
159. No, no, no, no!
I forgot to tell
my daddyCopy !req
160. That i left
my limbo stick
in a jar.Copy !req
161. Come on, kel.Copy !req
162. Limbo stick
in the jar?Copy !req
163. Oh, man!
The plants are dead!Copy !req
164. Oh, i killed the plants.Copy !req
165. They were his friends!Copy !req
166. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
167. And now they're dead,
man!Copy !req
168. Chris is gonna be
so mad at me!Copy !req
169. W-wait a minute,
kenan.Copy !req
170. Maybe they're
not dead.Copy !req
171. Maybe they're
just sleepin'.Copy !req
172. Wh-kel?
Shh, shh, shh!Copy !req
173. wake up!Copy !req
174. Wake up!Copy !req
175. They're dead.Copy !req
176. Oh, man!Copy !req
177. what about the fish?Copy !req
178. The fish! The fish!Copy !req
179. Norman's alive.
He's still alive.Copy !req
180. Aw, yeah!Copy !req
181. Ok, everything's fine.
We can fix this.Copy !req
182. All we gotta do
is clean up this messCopy !req
183. And then go buy
some new plants
from the store.Copy !req
184. No, no, that's
impossible!Copy !req
185. Chris'll be
back in 4 hours!
It'll never work!Copy !req
186. Calm-uh down-uh, man!Copy !req
187. I'll clean up
the leaves,
and you feed the fish.Copy !req
188. Oh! A-all right.Copy !req
189. I'm on it.Copy !req
190. Like somebody
o-or something...Copy !req
191. Th-that—thatCopy !req
192. Would be on it.Copy !req
193. Y-yeah. That's it.Copy !req
194. Hey!Copy !req
195. Here's a steak!
There ya go!Copy !req
196. Enjoy yourself!Copy !req
197. Hey, wash it down
with some chips!Copy !req
198. Ah!Copy !req
199. Yeah!Copy !req
200. There ya go!Copy !req
201. All right.Copy !req
202. Oh, yeah, and how
about some orange soda?Copy !req
203. Lemme see.Copy !req
204. Kel!Copy !req
205. What are you
doing?Copy !req
206. Giving the fish
some orange soda.Copy !req
207. Oran—why?Copy !req
208. Well, he might
get thirsty.Copy !req
209. Thir-thir-thirsty?Copy !req
210. Man, he lives
in water!Copy !req
211. How thirsty
could he be?Copy !req
212. Kel?Copy !req
213. Uh-huh?Copy !req
214. That's a steak
in the fish tank,
isn't it?Copy !req
215. Uh-huh.Copy !req
216. Mm-hmm. And the
little yellow thingsCopy !req
217. Floating around
on top?Copy !req
218. Oh, you mean
the potato chips?Copy !req
219. Ah, yes,
of course.
Of course.Copy !req
220. Yeah.
Um, kel? Why?Copy !req
221. Well, you told me
to feed the fish!Copy !req
222. Fish eat fish food,
man, not people food!Copy !req
223. That stuff'll kill him!Copy !req
224. Oh, now we gotta
clean out the tank!Copy !req
225. I'm gonna find something
to put norman in!Copy !req
226. Aw, man, need a bowl!Copy !req
227. Big bowl!Copy !req
228. Oh, where do they
keep the bowls?Copy !req
229. Ah! Here we go.Copy !req
230. Here we go!
Hey, hey!Copy !req
231. Oh! Bowl with
the holes in it!Copy !req
232. Oh, fish, i'm sorry!Copy !req
233. how can i make it
up to ya?Copy !req
234. Oh, wait a minute.
I know what you like.
I know what you like.Copy !req
235. Here we go.Copy !req
236. All right.Copy !req
237. Aw, you probably
can't even hear that.Copy !req
238. Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
How about this?Copy !req
239. Oh, oh, wait a minute.
I know what'll
clean up this tank!Copy !req
240. I know this'll work.Copy !req
241. All right!Copy !req
242. Oh, man!Copy !req
243. Ah!Copy !req
244. Found the bowl!Copy !req
245. Found the bo—whoa!Copy !req
246. Watch yourself. Come on.Copy !req
247. Slippery.
Slippery when wet.Copy !req
248. Aw, man, come on!Copy !req
249. There we go.Copy !req
250. Ah. I got it.
I got it.Copy !req
251. I got the—aah!Copy !req
252. Kel!Copy !req
253. I'm not done
cleaning yet!Copy !req
254. Oh... Oh...
Where's the fish?
Where's the fish?Copy !req
255. Oh, i know.Copy !req
256. No, he's not there.Copy !req
257. Aw, man!Copy !req
258. Fish is in the vacuum!Copy !req
259. Oh, the fish
is in the vacuum!Copy !req
260. I'll get it!Copy !req
261. Oh!Copy !req
262. He was my friend!Copy !req
263. He was my friend!Copy !req
264. Ah ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
265. Oh, man!
Where is he?
Where can he be?Copy !req
266. Wait a—wait!
He's in the oboe!Copy !req
267. The ob—
what's the oboe
doin' in the—Copy !req
268. Lemme see.
Aah! I'll get ya out!Copy !req
269. Hold on!Copy !req
270. Hold on!Copy !req
271. Go get it!
Go get it!Copy !req
272. I'll save ya!Copy !req
273. I'll save ya, baby!Copy !req
274. I'll save ya!Copy !req
275. Oh, it's all right!Copy !req
276. Aah! It's all slimy!Copy !req
277. Hee hee hee hee hee!Copy !req
278. Oh, he's tickling me!
He's tickling me!Copy !req
279. I'll find something
to put him in.Copy !req
280. Hurry up! Hurry up!Copy !req
281. I got something.
Here, put him in
the trophy!Copy !req
282. There we go!
Now... Ok, ok!Copy !req
283. Ok. We can still
fix this.Copy !req
284. All we gotta do
is go to the store
and buy some new plants,Copy !req
285. Come back,
fix the bowl,
clean out the fish tank,Copy !req
286. Drop little norman in,
and go home.Copy !req
287. Man, this has been
one busy day.Copy !req
288. Man, you drank
the fish!Copy !req
289. Don't swallow him!
Don't swallow the fish!Copy !req
290. Spit him back in here!
Wait, don't fumble
with the trophy!Copy !req
291. Don't fumble with—
aw, man!Copy !req
292. Quick! Go spit him
in the bathtub
or something!
Go upstairs!Copy !req
293. I'm gonna stay down
here and try to fix
the vacuum cleanerCopy !req
294. And the bowl
and the fish tank—
aw, go!Copy !req
295. Gotta make sure
the water's not too
hot for you!Copy !req
296. Perfect! Ok.Copy !req
297. Swim!Copy !req
298. Ah!Copy !req
299. Ha ha ha.Copy !req
300. The fish
is in the tub.Copy !req
301. Great.
All we gotta do
is go to the store,Copy !req
302. Get some new plants,
replace the vacuum,
get a new bowl,
fix the trophy,Copy !req
303. Clean out the fish tank,
and put the fish
back before chris
gets home.Copy !req
304. Don't forget
the oboe.Copy !req
305. Oh... Thanks, kel.Copy !req
306. Ok, come on, man.
We got some fixin'
to do. Grab the keys.Copy !req
307. G-grab the keys.
All right.Copy !req
308. Hee hee hee hee!Copy !req
309. Whoo! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
310. Man, i can't believe
we got locked out of
chris' mama's house.Copy !req
311. I mean, why does
this stuff always
happen to us?Copy !req
312. Well...Copy !req
313. Yeah.
Remember when i said,
"kel, grab the key"?Copy !req
314. Why didn't ya?Copy !req
315. You was serious
about that?Copy !req
316. Man, i thought
you were telling
a joke.Copy !req
317. A joke? Kel,
if it was a joke,
it woulda been
funny!Copy !req
318. I don't know.
I've heard a couple
of your jokes.Copy !req
319. Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Don't push.Copy !req
320. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
321. Wait! Oh!Copy !req
322. Oh, the faucet!Copy !req
323. That just
reminded me.Copy !req
324. I am kinda thirsty!Copy !req
325. No, man!Copy !req
326. We gotta find
something to plug
the leak with!Copy !req
327. Ok!Copy !req
328. Not the curtains,
kel!Copy !req
329. Not the curtains,
man!Copy !req
330. Oh, now you
soaked the curtains.Copy !req
331. Oh!Copy !req
332. Now... All we gotta
do isCopy !req
333. Replace the plants,
clean out the fish tank,
get a new oboe, new bowl,
new trophy,Copy !req
334. Fix the faucet,
and the vacuum
and dry the curtains.Copy !req
335. No problem.
We can do it.Copy !req
336. Yeah. We have
over an hour before
chris comes home.Copy !req
337. What? Oh, no, man!Copy !req
338. Oh, wait a minute.Copy !req
339. I know where to
dry these curtains.Copy !req
340. Ah!Copy !req
341. Kel!Copy !req
342. Comin!Copy !req
343. What's wrong?Copy !req
344. What's wrong?Copy !req
345. It's raining, kel.
In the living room, man!Copy !req
346. It's raining on
the inside!Copy !req
347. Do you know
what that means?Copy !req
348. Big harvest!Copy !req
349. No, man!Copy !req
350. It means everything
is getting all wet
and ruined!Copy !req
351. A pipe musta broken
or something.Copy !req
352. What are we
gonna do?Copy !req
353. Try to find something
to catch the water in!Copy !req
354. Oh, i got it.
Ain't no thing.Copy !req
355. Lemme see.
Ahh...Copy !req
356. Help, i'm drownin'!
I'm drownin'!Copy !req
357. I'm drownin'!Copy !req
358. Ok! Move over!Copy !req
359. i'm drownin'!Copy !req
360. Ok. I gotta think.
Gotta think.Copy !req
361. Ok, all we gotta do
now is call a plumber,
replace the plants.Copy !req
362. Clean out the fish tank,
fix the bowl,
fix the curtains,Copy !req
363. The oboe,
the vacuum cleaner,
the kitchen sink,Copy !req
364. and then after that...Copy !req
365. And the toilet.Copy !req
366. Yeah, you might wanna
do something about
that hole in the ceiling.Copy !req
367. Oh!Copy !req
368. Say, kel...Copy !req
369. When you put
the fish in
the bathtub...Copy !req
370. Did you turn
the water off?Copy !req
371. No, the tub
wasn't filled up.Copy !req
372. Oh, man,
this is bad!Copy !req
373. This is so bad!
Man, do you know
what it is?Copy !req
374. Bad?
Well, it's not good.Copy !req
375. Don't worry, kenan.
I know something
that'll cheer you up!Copy !req
376. Oh, yeah!
You do?Copy !req
377. No.Copy !req
378. Go upstairs
and turn
the water off!Copy !req
379. I'm right on it!Copy !req
380. The toilet bowl...Copy !req
381. Things falling outta
the ceiling and...Copy !req
382. Uh—uh—wait a minute!Copy !req
383. Wh-wh—aah!Copy !req
384. Hey!Copy !req
385. This isn't
the bathroom!Copy !req
386. Oh, i'll turn
the water off myself, man!Copy !req
387. Chris' house
is getting ruined...Copy !req
388. Open up!
Police!Copy !req
389. I'm sorry.
You must have got
the wrong house.Copy !req
390. We're not the police!Copy !req
391. No, no, we're the police!Copy !req
392. Open up is what
we need you to do!Copy !req
393. They sound mad.Copy !req
394. Hey!
How you doing?Copy !req
395. Do you live here?Copy !req
396. Well, no—no,
i wouldn't say
live, exactly.Copy !req
397. One of the neighbors
called in.Copy !req
398. They said they
witnessed a couple
of kidsCopy !req
399. Breakin' in through
one of the windows.Copy !req
400. Through the window!
Boy, that's weird.Copy !req
401. Thanks for stopping by,
officer.Copy !req
402. How did you two
get in here?Copy !req
403. Through the window.
That's only because
the front door was locked.Copy !req
404. Ah, kel! Aw, man.Copy !req
405. Is it... Raining in here?Copy !req
406. Yes.Copy !req
407. Hotshot.
What's goin' on
here?Copy !req
408. Well, kenan accidentally
killed all of chris' friends...Copy !req
409. Except for norman.
We got him upstairs
in the bathtub.Copy !req
410. What?Copy !req
411. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
412. He didn't say
killed!Copy !req
413. That's not what
happened!Copy !req
414. See, what he said
was something
that sounded
like killedCopy !req
415. But was different.Copy !req
416. You gotta pay
attention.
This is how
it went down—Copy !req
417. Shh, shh!Copy !req
418. Uh, officer,
officer cop,
uh, policeman,Copy !req
419. You know, i would love
to explain this whole
kooky mess to ya.Copy !req
420. It's actually
kinda funny.Copy !req
421. You know, not so much
"ha ha" funnyCopy !req
422. As it is more—oh!Copy !req
423. Fix table.Copy !req
424. You geniuses
cookin' something?Copy !req
425. No, why?Copy !req
426. You know,
i smell somethin',
too!Copy !req
427. Ah. Maybe it's all
that smoke comin'
from the kitchen.Copy !req
428. Aah! Fire in the kitchen!Copy !req
429. Come on, kel!Copy !req
430. Ah! Fire in the kitchen!
Fire in the kitchen, man!Copy !req
431. And a huge glove growin'
in the sink, no less.Copy !req
432. oh! Ow!Copy !req
433. Wait a minute, now!
Wait a minute, now!
Wait a minute! Oh!Copy !req
434. Well...Copy !req
435. That's better.Copy !req
436. Kel, do something, man!Copy !req
437. Heeeeelp!Copy !req
438. Heeeeelp!Copy !req
439. Heeeeeelp!Copy !req
440. Smoke's coming
from the oven!Copy !req
441. Hey,
the curtains!
Are they dry?Copy !req
442. Kel, you put
the curtains
in the oven?Copy !req
443. Yeah, to dry 'em out.
Good idea, huh? Huh?Copy !req
444. Stop!Copy !req
445. I think we've seen
just about enough here.Copy !req
446. You two are coming
downtownCopy !req
447. Right now!Copy !req
448. No, wait, wait,
wait, man!Copy !req
449. You can't take us
downtown!Copy !req
450. I mean, we still have
to fix the plants,
the fish tank,Copy !req
451. The bowl,
the vacuum cleaner,
the trophy—Copy !req
452. The oboe.Copy !req
453. And, yeah, and the faucet
and the curtains and the
ceiling and the toiletCopy !req
454. And the table all before
chris comes home.Copy !req
455. Hey, i'm home!Copy !req
456. What the—Copy !req
457. Kenan!Copy !req
458. Maybe we can go
downtown now!Copy !req
459. Maybe through
the back door!Copy !req
460. Thank you! Wow!
Thank you!Copy !req
461. All right!Copy !req
462. Hey!Copy !req
463. Wow! Hey, did
everybody enjoy
the fine program
tonight?Copy !req
464. Hey, did chris notice
that his plants
were all dead?Copy !req
465. No, kel.
He came home to his
flooded, burned,
ruined houseCopy !req
466. And didn't notice
a thing.Copy !req
467. Wow! Close one!Copy !req
468. Yeah.Copy !req
469. But lucky for us,
chris' insurance
is gonna pay for
everything.Copy !req
470. Plus his mama wanted
to redecorate anyway.Copy !req
471. Oh, hey,
that reminds me!Copy !req
472. Kel, what you doing
with the water, man?Copy !req
473. Watering norman.Copy !req
474. I got him
in my pocket.Copy !req
475. You can't keep
a fish in your
pocket!Copy !req
476. Although that does
give me an
interesting idea.Copy !req
477. It does?Copy !req
478. Yep! Kel,
grab a door...Copy !req
479. A talking cow,
and a throat lozenge,Copy !req
480. And meet me at
the frozen yogurt shop.Copy !req
481. Come on, fishy!Copy !req
482. Kenan, don't
the frozen yogurt
shop got a door?Copy !req
483. Kenan, can i bring
norman!Copy !req
484. Kenan? Awwww,
here it goes!Copy !req
485. Captioning made possible by
nickelodeon
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